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Sun October 26, 2008
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Kevin Smith says it was Seth Rogen's idea to use real adult film actors in 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno'; "I said, 'They can't act.' He said, 'It doesn't matter.' I was like, 'Good point'"  |
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"Extreme Makeover" TV show recipients having trouble paying higher taxes and utilities on their new homes, hope to star in series sequel "Extreme Evictions & Fantastic Foreclosures" | (21) |
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Is there a Star Wars aesthetic? |
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Scarlett Johansson says monogamy is "hard" |
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Happ_ B_rtd_ay, Pat Sajak |
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Madonna taking anger management classes which, judging from the past week's headlines, have been very effective at helping her get over her pathetic, limp-dicked, golddigging husband | (24) |
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Proving that the dark side of the force is indeed more powerful, actor Ian McDiarmid who played the Emperor tells ambulance to wait for him to finish his play before taking him to the hospital after falling ill on stage | (23) |
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Jada Pinkett Smith is a superwoman. No, really....she's even got a sexy costume |
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Believe it or not, Chris Columbus is in talks to direct Jim Carrey in a movie about oddity-hunter Robert Ripley. Jack Palance unavailable for comment |
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Hal Kant, the Grateful Dead's corporate counsel, dies at age 77. His last will and testament is expected to consist of a single sentence that lasts 37 minutes |
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Ben Affleck admits relationship with Jennifer Lopez was a mistake. Still no explanation for "Gigli" |
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Women send camp comedian Alan Carr naked photos of themselves and propose because they think they can change his sexual orientation. Read Judy Garland's biography, girls, not a well thought out plan | (16) |
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Now you can own "The 4400" The Complete Series on a new 15 disc set and still have no clue what the show's about |
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Amy Poehler of SNL gives birth to baby boy....Archie. No word on whether Edith or Jughead picked for second choice |
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Harvey Keitel's new time-travelling cop show "Life on Mars" is becoming so popular they're already planning a British version |
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Bono parties with two bikini-clad teenagers in St Tropez, finally giving him a reason to be so smug |
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Sat October 25, 2008
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Hollywood has a new idea. Instead of turning good video games into movies, now they will try to turn crappy video games into movies |
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Nothing says Halloween like a preview of the festivities at the Playboy Mansion. Their ghoulish antics are a must see |
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Hollywood producers already slavering over Palin's post-election career possibilities. That's bad news...for Oprah |
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Jerry Lewis didn't realize there were gay people -- and microphones -- in Australia |
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Fri October 24, 2008
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ITun** **itch c****rs s**g tit*** |
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25 Cheesiest Syndicated TV Shows. Or as we like to call it, Kevin Sorbo's filmography |
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Donatella Versace shows up at fashion event with her daughter in tow, who was modeling something from the new Versace Auschwitz collection |
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Clint Eastwood is a badass in his new movie "Get Off My Lawn" |
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Lindsay Lohan too ugly for "Ugly Betty," not starry enough for "Dancing with the Stars." Playboy spread in 3...2...1 |
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Tom Cruise roasts Matt Lauer: "Lose my number you glib putz." Lauer: "Hey, can you stay? Can someone find Tom a booster seat?" |
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Stephen King compares John McCain to Richard Nixon, Sarah Palin to Greg Stillson |
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Has the Daily Show eclipsed Saturday Night Live as the best place for unknown comedy stars to break out? You betcha |
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The worst collection of TV actors you'll see all day |
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Former SNL cast member Maya Rudolph to return to SNL this week to portray Michelle Obama. In a related story, former SNL cast member Horatio Sanz promoted from burger line to french fry machine | (51) |
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Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother found dead in their Chicago home | (441) |
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Apple to resume use of old rainbow logo |
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Can Heroes be saved? |
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Has anyone here ever been on a game show? How did you do? Any advice for getting choosen as a contestant? Subby is auditioning for Millionaire on Nov 7th LGN |
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British chef Jamie Oliver to travel America sampling the country's food and trying in vain to find a comb |
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Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law take new single man Guy Ritchie on a "night out" - to an art exhibition and then quiet dinner. Guy and Robert are both over 40 but Jude's got no excuse |
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Crispin Glover to join the cast of Tim Burton's "Alice In Wonderland," as soon as he's done making his lunch |
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Three words that will trigger a gag reflex: "Will Ferrell's Bush" |
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Albus Dumbledore proves there's magic in the old wand yet by knocking up his mistress at the age of 68 |
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Gerri Halliwell's movie is going to feature "Brad Litt" and "Dr Clooney". Senor Spielbergo slated to direct |
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Gary Cole to join Entourage cast. Still wants his TPS reports |
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Faith Hill poses in bikini for 41st birthday, credits fappable body to pilates. "I could bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager." (w/ very hittable pic) |
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Thu October 23, 2008
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Daniel Craig turned down the role of Thor because he didn't fancy running around with long hair and a hammer |
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Cloris Leachman is ruining "Dancing With the Stars," which is a "serious though entertaining dance competition" which some people apparently think didn't come pre-ruined |
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Katie Holmes is looking beautiful as ever- OH GOD what happened to her teeth? |
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Isaac Hayes's last will and testament gives the shaft to Scientology |
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'Kim Possible' has puppet sex on Broadway (w/fist of an angry god pic) |
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Beyonce would like to change her name. Shockingly it's not to "Overrated Screeching Diva" |
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Roger Ebert apologizes for reviewing only eight minutes of indie flick. "I feel like a jerk" |
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British celeb's slurry morning TV interview blamed on the fact that instead of grinding coffee beans for drinking, she was putting them in shots of Sambuca |
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Farker ggecko is on a local cooking show with his "truckers beans", video included | (19) |
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7 Terrible Early Versions of Great Movies |
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Bill "Falafel" O'Reilly re-signs with Fox for $10 million per year, because he can DO IT LIVE |
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Everything you assume about backstage at The View is true |
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Lucky that Alicia Silverstone has the press to remind her to shave her legs. Bonus: zoomed photos with the offending hair circled |
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Gemma Arterton believes she was destined to be a Bond girl when she heard "The Spy Who Loved Me" en route to her audition. In related news, subby is paranoid about leaving a cake out in the rain after hearing "MacArthur Park" | (17) |
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Britney Spears "too fragile" to face jurors. She's fine with going nude for a music video, attending award ceremonies, and publicizing her new album, but standing before a jury? Nope, can't do it | (100) |
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Michael Madsen collapses after barking all day |
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"Could it just be me or is anyone else bored with Liz Hurley's breasts?" |
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Pig-Wrapped Pig-Stuffed Pig wins Ultimate Grilling Challenge, though it would have been better if he had wrapped the whole thing in bacon and deep-fried it |
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Seth Rogen finds that losing weight in order to play the Green Hornet is rewarding and fulfilling. Just kidding, he hates every minute of it |
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Roger Christian interview: on designing the original Star Wars with no money, art directing Alien as Ridley Scott fought the movie execs, and candidly discussing directing Battlefield Earth | (18) |
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Paris Hilton has bought a brothel |
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"Doctor Who" star Billie Piper to stay in hospital for another week with her newborn baby. Hospital hoping to capitalise on her stay by holding her until David Tennant pays her a visit |
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Jack White pulls out of performing the new James Bond theme because of neck... injured neck |
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Heather Mills masterminds the world's most effective diet, loses millions of pounds in seven months |
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Seth Rogen seeks collaboration with Flight of the Conchords |
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Wed October 22, 2008
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Quantum of Solace? More like metric assload of crap |
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LOST Season 5 trailer for anyone who even knows what the fark is happening on that show anymore | (62) |
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Anne Hathaway has met a new sexy man - before they exchange body fluids, she's planning to ask him if money laundering is one of his hobbies |
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The 10 best epic fail videos of all time |
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Charlie Sheen and wife expecting twin prostitute tranny babies in April, Charlie to name them Dennis and Richard |
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To hell with Stiffler's mom, Alyson Hannigan soon to be hot mom all the young teenage boys want to bang |
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Dear farkers: If you wanted to see me doing something that doesn't involve a clown sweater, I'll be on Criminal Minds tonight. Love, Wil |
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The end of waiting is nigh: New "Watchmen" trailer |
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Kate Moss will buy a Caribbean retreat, hopes not to be mistaken for one of Captain Barbossa's undead skeleton shipmates |
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Viacom head Sumner Redstone to divest himself of his trophy wife, hopes to saddle her with Comedy Central and BET in the divorce |
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"Pushing Daises" creator pitching new retro "Star Trek" series ... Woohoo, short skirts and green skin here we come |
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"I went in like a crop-duster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog" |
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Ron Perlman to facepalm at Nicolas Cage's over-acting and ridiculous hair plugs in "Season of the Witch" |
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Mariah Carey launches a design contest for her new scent. How do you draw a fart? |
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Simpson trial witness sues Dr. Phil for defamation after he re-cuts his interview to make it look like he is nodding in agreement with everything coming out of Dr. Phil's big mouth | (76) |
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"Fringe" writers insist their stories are based on plausible scientific therBWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, couldn't get through that without laughing | (146) |
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Girls Aloud singer talks smack against the Spice Girls for being overhyped, manufactured and prone to biatchiness. Unlike Girls Aloud, apparently |
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The 20 lamest James Bond moments |
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"3 men sue Lindsay Lohan over wild ride." LOL WUT? |
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House where the movie "Groundhog Day" was filmed to be converted to a bed & breakfast. House where the movie "Groundhog Day" was filmed to be converted to a bed & breakfast | (112) |
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William Shatner lashes out over being snubbed from George Takei's wedding: "The whole thing makes me feel badly. The poor man, there's such a sickness there. It's so patently obvious that there's a psychosis there" | (68) |
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Emo "CSI" is emo |
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Tue October 21, 2008
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"Smallville" creator says he was not allowed to use Batman or Wonder Woman in the show, depriving everyone of mopey teenage Bruce Wayne hanging around Clark's barn for years |
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Six horrific books that would make great horror films |
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Marvel Studios president talks potential "Avengers" movie villian. "To have all of the Avengers going up against a green goliath? I think that would be very cool to see that on the screen" | (46) |
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Bill Murray dodged the bullet and avoided being remembered as Batman in the 1989 film. So he's got that going for him, which is nice |
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Eminem comes up with some good shiat on the toilet |
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"Dexter" picked up for two more seasons, which means plenty more unnecessary voice-overs, meandering plots and several new characters to mask the paper-thin depth of the main character | (116) |
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A fatwa has been issued against Simon Cowell by some guy with a beard who claims his latest TV show is anti-Muslim |
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Streets of Miami just a little more dangerous as Nick Hogan is released from jail |
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Will Smith is gay, according to a notorious Hollywood madame. And if you can't trust a madame, who the heck can you trust? |
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London audience suddenly comes to its senses, realizes Sarah Silverman's not funny |
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Heavily made-up John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John take off into the air. This is not a repeat from 1978 |
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AMC wants you to get your 30 rocks off |
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"Knight Rider," which was just picked up for a full season of crapitude, "has remained competitive in its Wednesday 8 p.m. time slot, particularly among young men who like bad TV" | (37) |
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Sequel smackdown: A guide to help you decide whether to see "Saw V" or "High School Musical 3" this weekend |
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Spike Lee axes his agent after "Miracle at St. Anna" is outperformed by "Disaster Movie" at the box office |
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Lil Wayne's assistant is shocked, SHOCKED to see a handgun and pot on tour bus |
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Judge at the Phil Spector murder retrial warns potential jurors to disregard prior agendas, Spector's hair |
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"Conan, what is worst in life?" "To kiss up to your enemies, to see them making fun of you, and to hand over my movie franchise to the clown who directed 'Rush Hour'" |
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If you're psychotic enough to go out with Shannen Doherty, you better stay the hell out of her bathroom |
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The Britney Spears Trainwreck Experience is set to make a long-term stop in Louisiana |
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Ricky Gervais vows to never shed weight for a film role. When reached for further comment, Gervais responded, "OM NOM NOM NOM" |
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"Iron Man 2," now with more Sam Jackson |
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Mon October 20, 2008
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Another round of 5 actors who turned down roles that made other people (more) famous |
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The top 10 fake lesbians |
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While everyone in the music business has moved to delivery by digital download, AC/DC remains on their porch, in a bathrobe, listening to their Victrola and yelling at clouds |
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Kevin Smith takes a break from filmmaking to lose weight after breaking a friend's toilet: "I've porked the fark out, man. I'm really, really fat right now. Fattest I've ever been" |
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"Survivor" TV host Jeff Probst creates new reality show starring terminally ill patients going "on the last adventure of their life." Up next: Elderlies getting punched by Chuck Norris for his next movie | (24) |
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John Mayer ready to quit swigging beer to win back Jennifer Aniston. Is any woman on earth really worth that kind of sacrifice? |
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Rose McGowan is engaged to another complete tool |
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Seth Rogen on "Ghostbusters" sequel: "I am the first guy to be skeptical of that. It sounds like a terrible idea" |
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Eighties pop star Pete Burns is in line for a $2 million settlement against the plastic surgeon who ruined his life after a botched operation. With "no way that's a man" pics |
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'Spamalot' to close on Broadway. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time |
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What part of the song "I'm an A--hole" did Jenny McCarthy not get? |
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The 'uniquely articulate pimp' is dead. RIP Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolemite 1927-2008 |
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When he got the call that he was going to be the next James Bond, what did Daniel Craig do? "I was in Whole Foods. I put down the groceries, went straight into the liquor store, bought a bottle of vodka and got smashed" | (37) |
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The credit crunch is even getting to Beyonce Knowles - she's signed up to appear on tacky UK version of American Idol |
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In Carrie Fisher's new book "Wishful Drinking" we learn she can turn men gay and why George Lucas wouldn't allow Princess Leia to wear a bra: "There's no underwear in space" |
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Mr Blackwell's latest ensemble will be a perfectly coordinated designer pine box |
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Kevin Bacon has officially given his blessing to Zac Efron over his role in a sure-to-be- craptacular remake of Footloose |
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