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Sun September 07, 2008
(AP) Sad After 6,783,300 minutes Rent has closed on Broadway (19)
(London Times) Interesting Hitchcock's 50 most memorable moments: "Psycho" shower scene barely makes the list (10)
(Contact Music) Asinine What? Heather Mills leaked a bogus story about Paul McCartney's heart condition in order to make him look bad and make herself look good? How could THAT be? (11)
(E! Online) Obvious "Bangkok Dangerous" limps to the top of Hollywood's worst box office weekend of the year (25)
(NYPost) Strange Tony Clifton, on his newly-reformed lounge act: "If you came here to see Andy Kaufman, get yourself a flashlight and a shovel" (18)
(700 WLW) Silly Beyonce announces she is over being a pop star and no long wants to be seen as the hot girl. Boo hoo (26)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ellen DeGeneres talks about naming her first child with Portia de Rossi, "Jumbo Shrimp" (25)
(ABC News) Interesting The major networks are debuting 14 new scripted shows this fall. Are any of them worth the time of day (or, rather, night)? (58)
(People Magazine) Obvious Brad Pitt says his kids make him laugh, long for sleep. Since a celebrity said something that every parent in the history of the human race has already noticed, it's somehow headline news (17)
(LA Times) Sad Anita Page, a silent film actress who co-starred with Lon Chaney, Joan Crawford, and Buster Keaton, takes her final bow at 98 (16)
(I-Mockery) Amusing I-Mockery takes an in-depth look at Dokken's classic "Dream Warriors" music video (17)
(SLTrib) Obvious Gary Coleman finally hits a pedestrian, after all these years of not being able to see over the dashboard (23)
(Reuters) Obvious Michael J. Fox joins Canada's Walk of Fame, leaves eight handprints (55)
(Some Guy) Amusing AFI's Top 100 Movies, in 5 words (includes spoilers) (59)

Sat September 06, 2008
(Starpulse) Unlikely Eva Mendes checked into rehab earlier this year because she was having problems dealing with her fame. I guess the success of "Ghost Rider" was just too much for her (25)
(AP) Interesting Tommy Lee Jones sues Paramount for $10M he claims he is owed for being in "No Country for Old Men", studio says he doesn't know what he's talking about, friend-o (38)
(Starpulse) Strange Dexter is now doing something far more sordid than Saran-wrapping people onto tables and chopping them in pieces (86)
(Toronto Star) Interesting Coen brothers discuss the relation of "No Country For Old Men" to "Burn After Reading"; "You change this s--t around and you can sell it again... You don't actually have to come up with much" (38)
(Globe and Mail) Obvious Vanna White, 51, was hired onto "Wheel of Fortune" because of her massive head (35)
(NewsNet 5) Interesting Lindsey Lohan says "No" to Playboy. Millions of kittens breathe sigh of relief (57)
(Some Guy) Silly If you don't have HBO, you will miss Bow Wow's first sex scene on this season of "Entourage". If you do have HBO, it's not too late to cancel (25)
(UGO) Cool Tim Kring and Zachary Quinto talk "Heroes", Sylar and Spock (22)
(People Magazine) Obvious Teri Hatcher says the key to happiness is sex and chocolate. Submitter would suggest she start eating some of the chocolate before she completes her metamorphosis into Skeletor (33)
(Entertainment Weekly) Misc "24" shuts down production over concern for upcoming season's creative decisions. Executive producer not worried, explains THEY HAVE PLENTY OF TIME (15)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Asinine "Inside Man 2" is being made. "We are using the two main characters from the first movie, but set in a different plot." Fark needs a "Sigh" tag (26)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Obvious "Hey Tobey, will you do 'Spiderman 4' for us if we dump a truckload of money on your doorstep?" Umm... sure OK (57)

Fri September 05, 2008
(Huffington Post) Cool Seth Rogen has no problem with the subject matter of "Zack and Miri Do a Porno": "I love porn. I watch tons of porn. The Internet speeds have evolved directly with my sexual drive, I almost did it purely based on the title" (48)
(LA Times) Spiffy Forget Heath Ledger: Mickey Rourke is new favorite to win Best Actor Oscar for 2008. And he will kick your ass, too (60)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Victoria Beckham thinks that Americans treat her like Minnie Mouse. Must be the skinny legs (25)
(Salon) Amusing "I'm From Sky Mall" and "Hangover CSI" - Reality shows we'd like to see (40)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Followup That YouTube video about the two guys and their lion may become a feature film. Also in development: Cats On Treadmill The Movie and Panda Sneezing: Apocalypse (84)
(Starpulse) Amusing Hulk Hogan's files show he spends about $38K/month on legal fees while divorcing his wife. Meanwhile, she's spending $7K on clothing, $7.5K on maid service, and another $1700 on jewelry. A month (136)
(Rotten Tomatoes) Amusing "Bangkok Dangerous" pulls an impressive 9 percent at Rotten Tomatoes: "The only reason to see a Nicolas Cage movie these days is to have a good laugh at his latest wig" (233)
(TBO) Amusing Cuban punk rocker fined $28 for song telling Fidel to "stop performing sex acts on men" (28)
(MSNBC) Unlikely According to several media reports, Leno's departure from late night television will herald total chaos, plagues of locusts, dogs and cats sleeping together ... MASS HYSTERIA (57)
(Contact Music) Amusing Real-life couple Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly to star in "Meet the Darwins" (39)
(The Sun) Obvious Lesbians love Rachel Weisz, so that's one thing we've got in common (71)
(Contact Music) Dumbass A year after complaining that he had been mistreated by MTV Video Music Awards organizers and swearing he'd never return, Kanye West will bring his special brand of whiny magic to the closing act of this year's VMAs (34)
(The Sun) Interesting The Sun raises the $64,000 question that no one else dares to ask: why is Jennifer Aniston still single? (88)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool Dr. Mark Greene to rise from the dead and pay a visit to the ER one last time (52)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Britney's mom reveals in tell-all book how her daughter became a train wreck. Cue that blonde guy (132)
(TMZ) Amusing Not news: Some kid from "Baywatch" has a sex tape with a porn star. Straight to Fark: The porn star is trying to stop it from being released, from embarrassment (12)
(Reuters) Interesting Sony calls on Office writers for new Ghostbusters, will now not be as good as the British version (56)
(Contact Music) Cool Michael Phelps to hug it out on "Entourage" (32)

Thu September 04, 2008
(ABC News) Amusing Brad Garrett to get prostate exam on live TV. Doctors hope to find his career (80)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Britney Spears says she's going to do something "fun and unexpected" at the MTV Video Music Awards, though "exhibiting some class" isn't likely it (37)
(The Business Sheet) Followup Paging Joel Schumacher: Chris Nolan Not Interested In Another "Batman" Movie (138)
(Ohio.com) Fail Rosemary's Baby remake by Michael Bay starring Jessica Alba? (58)
(MTV) Spiffy "Buckaroo Banzai" creator talks upcoming comic prequel/sequels. "The whole point of Buckaroo is that we all live in different dimensions, dimensions that are shifting" (49)
(MTV) Stupid Beer googles alert: Britney Spears to open MTV's VMAs, once again trying for a comeback. Hopefully this time she'll put down the Cheetos and Beer before hand (46)
(Break) Video Meet the new 007, Lloyd Christmas. Prepare for pure dumbess this fall (24)
(The Tennessean) Unlikely Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality (60)
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad Creator Chris Carter hospitalized over "X-Files 2" box office returns (28)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Jennifer Aniston is photographed kissed up to Alec Baldwin. In the words of Amanda Beard - Ewww (53)
(Wall Street Journal) Unlikely Old and busted: Piracy is killing the movie industry. New Hotness: Independent films are killing the movie industry (79)
(411 Mania) Weird Wrestling pundit predicts we'll see full-penetration sex on WWE before long (94)
(ABC News) Amusing Jamie-Lynn Spears shows Bristol Palin some love, sends $60 burp cloths with note: "Dear Bristol, Hang in There XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears" (52)
(People Magazine) Misc Daddy, why is mommy naked in that magazine? David Spade confirms he is the father of Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace's baby (89)

Wed September 03, 2008
(Paste) Cool Chuck Palahniuk set to have yet another novel, "Lullaby" adapted to the big screen. His novel "Snuff" about a porn star aiming to break the gangbang record with 600 men, expected to be a harder sell (43)
(Some Guy) Silly The future history of Star Trek, post-"Nemesis" (50)
(BLOCKBUSTER BUZZ) Unlikely Death Race star Jason Statham is... Daredevil? (50)
(Starpulse) Obvious Bjork comes clean and claims that engineer Valgeir Sigurosson did not write the songs on her album "Vespertine," she made it suck all by herself (39)
(Some Slimer) Misc Ghostbusters is the first film to be released on USB stick. That is if you can't be bothered to watch it on your 20-year-old video tape, your 10-year-old DVD or on one of 25 different simultaneous cable showings (51)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad "Peanuts" animator Bill Melendez dies. Charlie Brown inconsolable, seeks good grief counselor (44)
(Daily Stab) Interesting After winning Oscars for her two offbeat roles she played, one as a dude and one as a hillbilly boxer, Hilary Swank is going for her third in her latest movie where she must pack on the pounds to play a fat foreign woman (32)
(Ben Folds) Spiffy Ben Folds to unfold Ben Folds Five (24)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Lily Allen, vying for celebrity trainwreck status, shows up drunk at awards and verbally abuses Elton John, who replies, "I could still snort you under the table" (42)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Guns N' Roses album leaker hoping that, since he shared his files, you'll share the defense cost with him (31)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting CW's "90210" sequel is the network's highest-rated show of all time... in the network's whopping two years on the air (23)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Harry had his wand broken in by a much older witch (70)
(NYPost) Cool American Idols: Where are they now? (67)
(AP) Sappy Letterman talks about Warren Zevon's last appearance: "He puts the guitar into the case and he flips the snaps on the case and says, 'Here, I want you to have this, take good care of it.' And I just started sobbing" (115)
(Reuters) Silly "The Mummy" director wants to make a Tarzan movie. So you can look forward to Brendon Fraser in a loincloth, launching one-liners in a 20-minute chase scene through the jungle, which will inexplicably catch fire (35)
(Reuters) Obvious Heath Ledger's Joker voted top villain this summer, narrowly edging out Dick Cheney (53)
(Boston Globe) Unlikely Amy Winehouse converts to Buddhism after pot overdose. Unlikely tag is sitting on the couch, staring at its fingers (87)
(celebrityrush.com) Unlikely Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson (40)
(Now Magazine) Amusing Mel B says she doesn't have anything in common with Victoria Beckham, apart from not being able to sing or act (15)
(AP) Misc Surfer douchebags charged with assaulting photographer douchebags taking pictures of Hollywood douchebag (26)
(AP) Interesting David Letterman questions NBC's decision to remove Leno. "Unless I'm misunderstanding something, I don't know why, after the job Jay has done for them, why they would relinquish that" (55)
(Now Magazine) Interesting James Bond will ditch the martini for Coke Zero in "Quantum of Solace" movie. "I'll have a Coke Zero... shaken, not stirred" just doesn't really have the same ring (97)
(BLOCKBUSTER BUZZ) Interesting "Watchmen" trial date set. Incomprehensible Fox case explained, and a minor geek-out (38)
(Deceiver) Dumbass K-Fed is to fatherhood what Britney is to music (23)

Tue September 02, 2008
(Starpulse) Obvious "The Big Lebowski" gave Jeff Bridges his biggest acting challenge to date (74)
(Contact Music) Interesting Lucy still has some 'splaining to do (32)
(Some Guy) Spiffy "Wanted" creator pitches seven-hour, three-picture Superman reboot to Warner Bros. No word on giant spider battle (78)
(CNN) Cool Frak: this word is made from 50% naughty word, 50% great TV show, 50% fandom. That is 150% mother fraker (173)
(MTV) Silly Guy Pearce joins Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, and Cher for "Batman 3" (84)
(Sci Fi) Followup So you're going to see the end of "Battlestar Galactica" starting in January. It's more likely than you think (58)
(Fox News) Sad Hey, Bandit, Hey, Bandit, listen to this. In a world where Don LaFontaine has died, Jerry Reed is 10-4 (202)
(Silicon Alley Insider) Obvious After trying its hardest to protect the Olympics from the web, NBC finally putting new stuff online before it hits TV. Too bad it's "Chuck" (116)
(Contact Music) Amusing Jeremy Piven denies that "diva" antics cost him a job hosting a New York fashion event. In related news, if Mr. Piven's Evian is a degree above or below room temperature, IT'S YOUR ASS (43)
(Livenews) Interesting How powerful is Barack Obama's celebrity army? (45)
(Contact Music) Silly "Pineapple Express" edited for UK audiences because of drug-related material. The new cut of the movie is now five minutes long (36)
(The Sun) Obvious The Lohan family isn't experiencing a trainwreck as much as it's going through an entire railroad industry collapse (28)
(Onion AV Club) Amusing Sixteen American adaptations of British programmes, 14 of which are failed attempt to remake "Fawlty Towers" (61)
(Contact Music) Spiffy If you have lemonade and soy cream cheese, you might be able to lure Rebecca Romijn away from Jerry O'Connell (22)
(The Sun) Amusing Hugh Laurie wonders if there's a doctor in the house after taking part in boxercise classes (26)
(Contact Music) Obvious Tyrese Gibson's role in "Death Race" = SERIOUS BUSINESS (17)
(Contact Music) Interesting "L.A. Confidential" beats out "Boogie Nights" and "Jackie Brown" on a list of films made about Los Angeles culture (59)
(Some Toaster) Sad So you're going to see the end of "Battlestar Galactica" starting in January. It's less likely than you think (56)

Mon September 01, 2008
(Some Guy) Sad In a world...one man...will be greatly missed. Don LaFontaine dead at 68 (363)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Writer Damon Lindelof talks "Star Trek," Stephen King's "Dark Tower," and what's up with "Lost." " In our minds, Mr. Eko was going to be a character who made it to close to the end of the show" (65)
(USA Today) Hero Jerry Lewis telethon raises record $65 million for the Muscular Dystrophy Association in one day, on pace to overtake The Dark Knight, Titanic (132)
(Showbiz Spy) Amusing Samuel L. Jackson bemoans the lack of "titties" in his new film (51)
(Contact Music) Interesting Robert Downey Jr. promises that his take on the Sherlock Holmes character will be fierce: "he's kind of a bad-ass and a bare-knuckle boxer and studies the rare, fictional martial art of baritsu" (47)
(Gothamist) Dumbass Neighborhood upset by 90210 billboard because it depicts men and women swimming together (39)
(Showbiz Spy) Weird Black Flag's Henry Rollins says being pen pals with Charles Manson was "intense and heavy": "His letters would always have swastikas on them so they were easy to spot" (51)
(Gawker) Interesting Photographer Annie Leibowitz makes $2 million a year but apparently doesn't like to apply any of that to her bills (27)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Pete Doherty sobs after British Airways fails to treat him like royalty, and who just stood there and LET HIS HAT GET CREASED (31)
(LA Times) Obvious New Vin Diesel movie only slightly worse than last Vin Diesel movie (23)
(Gawker) Sad The balcony is closed (36)
(Holy Taco) Fail How could Stanley Kubrick have ever said no? (36)
(MTV) Stupid "Dark City" director Alex Proyas explains why Fox will never let him anywhere near a "Silver Surfer" movie (33)
(celebrityrush.com) Silly Problem: Seth Rogen really wanted everyone on the set to bond with each other during the filming of Pineapple Express. Solution: punch Amber Heard in the face (17)
(Sign On San Diego) Obvious Stopping pot smokers at concerts would be hard, but some believe the drunks are the real problem; "I'd much rather be around a group of people smoking a joint at a concert than even one person who may have had one too many" (98)
(TV Squad) Obvious "Flight of the Conchords" to end after upcoming second season, as the guys found out writing a shiatload of songs at once was harder than they thought it'd be (49)
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Josh Hartnett, in the library, with a sex tape. Worst game of Clue ever (47)
(Now Magazine) Scary British glamour model Kelly Brook says she's still in love with Billy Zane. Scary tag wins out over dumbass tag (32)
(Some Guy) Sad Alien researchers from the 24th century to abandon their Las Vegas Time Station today as temporal rift has become unstable. Translation: "Star Trek: The Experience" is shutting down today (64)
(Collider) Stupid Universal tries to get consumers to upgrade their DVD players by adding 44 minutes of deleted scenes to "Incredible Hulk" Blu-Ray edition. Wait, there was an Incredible Hulk movie this summer? (47)
(Starpulse) Interesting Paul McCartney's next adversary is... *shakes up the Magic 8 Ball* ... Chef Gordon Ramsay (51)
(Guardian.com) Video From David Lynch interview to Joy Division live on TV to Nabokov discussing "Lolita" to Sid Vicious on NY cable TV to Kerouac reading "On The Road" to Nirvana rehearsing in a garage: The 50 greatest arts videos on YouTube (16)
(Yahoo) Spiffy "Disaster Movie" lives up to its name at the box office (52)
(Starpulse) Stupid Ricky Gervais claims to have had paranormal experiences that have absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming release of his new film "Ghost Town" (14)
(The Sun) Cool Helen Mirren: "I loved cocaine." Goes on to say she only gave it up after learning of Barbie's cocaine ties. Ken unavailable for comment (25)

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