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Sun August 31, 2008
(Gawker) Amusing Alec Baldwin still bitter about divorce with Kim Basinger: "Think I'm walking stiffly? Yeah, there's a 120-pound actress on my back" (33)
(io9) Spiffy Ever wanted to join the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" gang and get paid for making fun of movies? Here's your chance (50)
(Yahoo) Hero Animation genius Hayao Miyazaki will never trade his pencil for computer graphics: "I think animation is something that needs the pencil, needs man's drawing hand, and that is why I decided to do this work in this way" (42)
(Contact Music) Sappy James Gandolfini finally gets married to (40)
(Now Magazine) Spiffy Catwoman is the villain most filmgoers would like to see in "Dark Knight" sequel according to polls, and Megan Fox is voted best choice for the role (112)
(LA Times) Amusing Stephanie Meyer scraps new "Twilight" book after draft leaks to the web and is declared by readers to suck more than a pack of chastely horny vampires (62)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Suzanne Somers still sizzles at 61 - must be something to that bioidentical hormone crap after all (30)
(Toronto Sun) Hero "Colin Farrell saved my life," former homeless man says (29)
(Some Guy) Amusing Short, sweet Leslie Nielsen interview. "Can you recommend three films?" "My last two films and my next one. Hey, I never said I was Roger Ebert" (30)
(London Times) Interesting Dennis Hopper doesn't regret his wild life: "During the five years before I stopped, it was half a gallon of rum a day, plus 28 beers on the side, then I'd do three grams of cocaine" (40)
(NYPost) Stupid Fashion retailer removes ads featuring David Duchovny right after he checked himself into rehab for sex addiction, don't want to damage their brand image by being associated with a guy who is constantly getting laid (17)
(chortle.co.uk) Sad Inventor of "Mornington Crescent" now permanently out of kilter (59)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious Roger Ebert explains why defending lousy movies like "Clone Wars" by saying they're "made for children," is no excuse (65)
(Steve Shofield) Cool Most awesome photo gallery - detailing Brits' obsession with all-things American, including Star Trek fandom and Redneck lore (109)

Sat August 30, 2008
(IMDB) Cool 'Disaster Movie' rated an astounding 1.3 on IMDB, takes the #1 worst movie spot from 'Ben & Arthur' (84)
(Gawker) Amusing There's a reason why that insufferable douchebag Tucker Max has blue eyes; because he's two quarts low on bullcrap. Gawker blogger, however, expresses the hatred much better (46)
(Adult Swim) Cool Dethklok Finally In the Recording Studio (51)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Cast pics from "Survivor: Gabon." Yes, the token old guy, fat non-caucasian woman and bevy of fine beauties are all here (40)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Angry Watchmen fans threaten to boycott X-Men movies unless Fox relents. President Nixon has reportedly been moved to Cheyenne Mountain (38)
(Some Cool Hand Luke) Cool You're a famous movie star with weeks to live. Do you: take a 200mph race car out for a few laps? If you're Paul Newman, you do. Cool tag takes chequered flag over Sad (76)
(Guardian.com) Amusing Some of the book titles you may have missed last year include "Living with Crazy Buttocks" and "How to Bomb Proof Your Horse". You can probably go ahead and judge these from the cover (16)
(Telegraph) Spiffy British girl wins Miss Teen World. There will be drinking in the streets of Liverpool tonight...not that that is different from any other night in Liverpool (23)
(Fox News) Dumbass In a story that reads like an Onion article, Diddy grounds his jet due to high gas prices, calls on "Saudi Arabia brothers and sisters" to help out (39)
(celebrityrush.com) Unlikely "We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. . .she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends" (27)
(Contact Music) Amusing Michael Madsen still scarred from working with Uwe Boll: "I don't even know what his movies are about and why he keeps the same theme of people in the jungle and the vampires who ride in from space" (38)
(MTV) Interesting Wizard Rock? A cauldron full of it (38)

Fri August 29, 2008
(Examiner) Dumbass Old and busted: Beyonce's booty. New hotness: Beyonce's butt-stupid sister (78)
(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Book publishers take it in the shorts in 2008 without any new Harry Potter crap to flog (23)
(NFreview) Amusing Jessica Simpson's transition to country going as well as expected: "It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson's show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it's going" (29)
(Daily Yomiuri) Weird Kobe neighborhood renames itself "Cartoon Town", hopes to attract young manga and anime artists by renting out rooms to them and building 18-meter tall Gigantor statue to welcome them (15)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Ironic The creator of TV show "Commander in Chief," about an old politician who picks a young woman as his vice president, slams John McCain for picking Sarah Palin (30)
(YouTube) Amusing Last time on Little Death Star on the Prairie: What really happened at Walnut Grove (20)
(Defamer) Stupid Brett Ratner, who directs all the crappy movies not claimed by Michael Bay and Uwe Boll, wants to make a movie of "Guitar Hero" (41)
(NME) Dumbass Rage Against The Machine play show near DNC, peacefully lead crowd to Pepsi Center for a rebellious soft-drink sponsored evening: "We will do this non-violently, in the spirit of Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela" (32)
(Fox News) Cool Dead resurrected by Obama (54)
(Now Magazine) Interesting The thought of promising to honour and cherish his stringy old wife all over again chills Guy Ritche's blood (5)
(Some Guy) Interesting Hootie splits from The Blowfish. In other news, Hootie and The Blowfish were still together (48)
(MTV) Interesting Kevin Smith on getting NC-17 rating and co-star Jason mewes getting nude again in upcoming "Zack and Miri Make a Porno": "this time we were like, "Why are we tucking? It's got 'Porno' in the title" (46)
(Some Guy) Cool Paul Westerburg teams up with Tom Waits. In other news, Aging Hipster Post-Emo douchebago supremos just experienced a Level 14 indiegasm (61)
(St. Petersburg Times) Amusing Happy 50th birthday: Top 5 media moments for Wacko Jacko (97)
(Daily Stab) Scary Latest celebrity couple rumor is Carrie Underwood and Michael Phelps - If they were to mate, just imagine the teeth/chin area on their kids (33)
(Radar Magazine) Amusing "College" and "Disaster Movie" are so bad even IMDB users are disgusted: "Watch some gay porn instead. Seriously. There's more plot and surprises, plus an actual climax" (78)
(AP) Dumbass Author says that just because her "memoir" of surviving the Holocaust by living with wolves was total bullshiat, that doesn't mean her publisher shouldn't pay her more than $30 million (112)
(Now Magazine) Dumbass Lindsay Lohan wants to be pals with Olympic hero Michael Phelps because he swims like a fish and she can drink like one (48)
(Reuters) Followup Rapper DMX pleads guilty to drug charges in Florida, gets time served and will be extradited to Arizona for drug charges there as part of his "50 States, 50 Drug Charges" tour (38)
(Music-News) Weird Oasis' Liam Gallagher commissions SpongeBob SquarePants painting: "I'm having a huge painting done at the minute, a proper Andy Warhol-style portrait of SpongeBob. He'll be facing Elvis and Hendrix" (17)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Twenty-five greatest cult movies from last 25 years (also known as Farkers' top 25 favorite movies) (221)
(AP) Ironic Starlet known for drunkenly flashing her hoo-hah while getting out of cars calls her father a "public embarassment" (54)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Interesting Is this Meatloaf imitator the unluckiest tribute artist ever? (17)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Eva Mendes planned to be a nun until she found out the salary (15)
(LA Times) Amusing People who passionately despise "For Better or for Worse" wonder where to spew their comic venom now that Lynn Johnston is putting the strip in reruns (81)
(Yahoo) Interesting David Duchovny enters rehab for sex addiction. Enters, heheheh (304)

Thu August 28, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter) Spiffy The reviews are in and the Coen brothers' "Burn Without Reading" is a zany and kooky thrill ride: "Those who relish this movie might treat it as the second coming of The Big Lebowski" (61)
(E! Online) Asinine Landlord of Heath Ledger raises rent $4,000 as a death premium. What a Joker (29)
(The Superficial) Scary From the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH files: Kelly Osbourne propositioned by Axl Rose (54)
(Defamer) Scary Kate Winslet is either making a desperate bid for Oscar gold or suffering the consequences of partying with Amy Winehouse (39)
(WWTDD) Amusing 4Fast 4Furious trailer, in all its implausibly cheesy glory (77)
(Chud) Interesting Crisis on Infinite Starfleets: New TREK is a Sequel, Prequel and Reboot All In One (88)
(Socialite Life) Strange Michael Jackson is 50. And apparently he wasn't sure if he should dress like an Austrian baron or just stay in his pajamas. But it's nice to see the loafers from his "Thriller" tour again (pic) (31)
(Contact Music) Interesting What is the DEAL with Jerry Seinfeld's counter-suit? Is it on a counter? Can you wear it like a suit? Who ARE these people? (30)
(WSRZ) Amusing Proving that violence is an inherited trait, O.J. Simpson is attacked by his own daughter (110)
(Some Guy) Interesting List of TV show marathons airing over this Labor Day weekend (241)
(Telegraph) Cool ♫ ♪ It's time to play the music / it's time to light the lights / it's time to jump with joy because the Muppets might be back ♫ ♪ (93)
(SFGate) Obvious "In the history of children's programming, has anybody gotten screwed over more than Grover?" (211)
(Some Guy) Silly "West Wing" creator Aaron Sorkin announces "Facebook: The Movie" starring Passed-out Drunk Girl, and that guy from high school who you almost forgot about (33)
(io9) Cool Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska - Red Dwarf returns in 2009 (72)
(NYPost) Asinine In a new Dutch reality TV show, women go on blind dates with newly-released criminals and have to guess what crime they were jailed for. What could possibly go wrong? (32)
(BBC) Spiffy Headline you won't see in the U.S.: "Hellboy defeats Batman in cinemas" (39)

Wed August 27, 2008
(Defamer) Dumbass "Top Chef" runner-up likes his Cooking Sherry just a bit too much (26)
(People Magazine) Cool Michael Phelps to take a break from his heavy schedule at Seaworld and host season premiere of Saturday Night Live (62)
(The Superficial) Weird Matthew McConaughey's mom writes a memoir in which she proudly says her husband died during sex, and she insisted his body was removed, nude, to show off his....uh...."gift" (40)
(Some Guy) Amusing Heidi Montag attempted to do a Jane Fonda 80s exercise type video that resulted in cross between comedy and the beginnings of an adult film (45)
(FanBolt) Amusing Sarah Michelle Gellar is being blamed for the rise of paganism (113)
(Celebridiot) Dumbass Mackenzie Phillips busted for drug possession at LAX. When will washed up celebrities learn that you can buy drugs when you land (90)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Aha...Jennifer Aniston is wearing a ring so she MUST be secretly engaged...or married...or something (32)
(Starpulse) Amusing Reporter at Pamela Anderson press conference strikes back at her recent anti-KFC campaign by pulling a drumstick out of his pants and eating it in front of her (34)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Carmen Electra wrestles Kim Kardashian in new spoof, 'Disaster Movie'; says, "We get into some down and dirty positons... Kim is so cool, not to mention being hot." Translated: "Go see my new movie." (259)
(Las Vegas Now) Dumbass Hip hop mogul Marion 'Suge" Knight arrested in Las Vegas (150)
(Some TomCat) Ironic Mysterious bruises show up on Katie Holmes knees. America shocked to learn she was the one who needed knee pads in that family (48)
(TMZ) Amusing After Britney declines to the attend VMAs, MTV digs up Michael Jackson to make a special appearance (32)
(Reuters) Obvious Charlie Sheen's new wife looking forward to her future child support (21)
(C|Net) Misc "Lonelygirl15" creators unveling new web series that you won't give two shiats about (39)
(News.com.au) Interesting US rapper dogged by Aussie cops snooping into his criminal history (15)
(Variety) Sad Ruth Cohen, who was on more Seinfeld episodes than anyone except the main stars, finally closes out her register at 78 (57)
(Cinema Blend) Ironic High school jock complains about being bullied by Hollywood's new crop of power-nerds (81)
(Silicon Alley Insider) Stupid Warner Bros launches TheWB.com, hopes to reestablish contact with the 27 people who watched The WB before it folded (31)
(UPI) Obvious Keith Urban suffering from slipped disc, Nicole Kidman (16)
(Mediabistro) Sad Don LaFontaine, the "movie trailer voice guy" is trapped in a world where there's a bloodclot in his lung (49)
(AP) Obvious Neil Diamond's voice angers fans (34)
(Celebitchy) Amusing The cult of David Hasselhoff reigns on: "I'm not the best singer in the world, And I'm not the best actor. But I do know how to entertain" (19)
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Denise Richards' reality show 'It's Complicated' cancelled simply because 'It Sucked' (27)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Spiffy Muppet A to Z (49)
(AP) Sad Michael Bolton splits with Nicollette Sheridan, vents anger on nearest laser printer (44)
(Cinematical) Silly The Obi-Wan Kenobi / Ace Ventura slash fiction genre just got a lot hotter (pic) (22)

Tue August 26, 2008
(Paste Magazine) Amusing Zach Galifianakis on his first encounters with Sean Penn, Fiona Apple and Kanye (78)
(People Magazine) Scary Winning a gold medal for beach volleyball is awesome. Less awesome is what soaking up that much sun apparently does to the face of a 31-year-old (pic) (98)
(Pajiba) Interesting The best 20 television seasons of the last 20 years. If you're a pretentious geek (260)
(Spike) Interesting Because 10 is too much, the Top 7 baddest women in rock (216)
(Contact Music) Obvious Kiefer Sutherland believes that he doesn't deserve his multimillion dollar paychecks, rides away in his solid gold Aston Martin while eating unicorn steaks and drinking dodo egg milkshakes (68)
(BusinessWeek) Weird Marvel Comics is redesigning its superheros for Japanese anime, because market research says comic nerds want Spidey and Iron Man to be more involved with doe-eyed, giggling, pre-pubescent girls (164)
(Daily Stab) Scary I think Pam Anderson forgot to do a make-up check before she stepped out in public yesterday -- YIKES (83)
(LA Times) Sad Producer Dr. Dre's son found dead in L.A. over the weekend at the age of 20 (126)
(Some Guy) Interesting Top 10 most overrated movies -- you may be surprised at No. 2 (511)
(News.com.au) Stupid Horror movie fan rents out an entire cinema by himself to disprove a director's claim that his latest horror movie is so scary no one can watch it alone (117)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting "Lost" brings Michelle Rodriguez back from the dead. She promptly gets drunked up and drives an SUV into the first assistant director and best boy grip (78)
(latinoreview.com) Amusing A pictorial history of Nicolas Cage's disturbing hairstyles (55)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ten disturbingly powerful fictional film corporations (100)
(Gizmodo) Cool Universal pees all over your rug, man, with the 10th anniverary edition of "The Big Lebowski." (125)

Mon August 25, 2008
(Some Guy) Misc Michael Keaton cast in mystery role for "Toy Story 3." Possibilities include Johnny Dangerously action figure or a Mr. Mom wind-up doll (61)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Vin Diesel says there are still two more "Riddick" movies planned. No word on who will pay for them (96)
(Some Guy) Amusing And the rush for gold medalists to cash in begins. Nastia Liukin decides to make a crappy movie with a gay comedian. Submitter smells Oscar (52)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Jack Osbourne feels that MTV's "The Osbournes" discredited who Ozzy really is as the perpetual senile, bumbling punchline but hope to repair the damage by producing his own Ozzy documentary: "My dad's not an idiot" (45)
(Telegraph) Sad Actor Fred Crane is gone with the wind (31)
(Some Guy) Cool Why a '1930s' Superman movie makes sense (145)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Sad: Issac Hayes died. Dumb: Relatives think this means they get all the rights to his music from the label he sold them to (63)
(AP) PSA Here's a list of movies scheduled to stink up the remainder of the year (317)
(AllYourTV.com) Interesting "American Idol" adds fourth judge. She's like Paula Abdul, except she's sane (36)
(AZCentral) Obvious Shannon Doherty and Jennie Garth attend '90210' party before heading home separately to cry themselves to sleep (51)
(National Post) Interesting Noted anthropologist Jay Leno suspects colder climates lead to better knowledge accumulation (29)
(MSNBC) Amusing John Mayer loves the attention he gets from paparazzi, but they are no longer interested in him now that he broke up with Jennifer Aniston (48)
(YouTube) Video Tim Burton turns 50 today. Here is "Frankenweenie," the short film that got him fired from Disney for "wasting company resources" (71)
(AP) Obvious Oil rises above $115 on news that Margaret Cho is returning to television (32)
(Now Magazine) Interesting At 27, football legend George Best's son Calum - Lindsay's Lohan's ex - has slept with so many women -- often two at a time -- he can't calculate the number even to the nearest 100 (76)
(Stuff) Interesting Warner Brothers has a problem with the Bollywood film 'Hari Puttar', also have a beef with the San Fernando Valley adult film industry over 'Star Wars: The Bone Wars' (32)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Mick Jagger's teenage daughter Georgia May had to confiscate her 52-year-old mother's miniskirts to stop her making a fool of herself (28)
(AP) Interesting Sean Connery set to promote his autobiography, "The penis mightier" (33)
(Celebridiot) Scary Cher rumored to be on tap to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Oh yeah 62 year old former singer in a leather body suit...MMMEEEOOOWWWWWWWW (91)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup The Olympic closing ceremony caps off two weeks of grueling television and is Beijing's last opportunity to hoodwink the world (53)
(CNN) Sad "Tropic Thunder" finishes number one again. Teenagers that couldn't buy tickets to "Tropic Thunder" push "The House Bunny" to number 2 (54)
(Canoe) Obvious Huey Lewis, mostly-retired fly fisherman, welcomes Canadian where-are-they-now reality TV show to his Montana property. "I think the Canadians do a better job at this sort of stuff" (54)
(Telegraph) Obvious Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver slams English culture and the materialistic, shallow, drunken fools who constitute it. "The only people who drink more than us are the Irish and the Scottish" (59)
(Some Guy) Cool 10 Things to spot in Clone Wars if you're not to busy posting in your blog about how much you hate it. Tag is for #8 (64)

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