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Sun August 24, 2008
(ABS-CBN) Weird The Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB) suggested to director Cris Pablo that he change the title of his new film "Quickie" to a less suggestive and more acceptable one. And then the article gets weird (12)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Playing tortured and depressed Doctor Gregory House is no challenge for tortured and depressed Hugh Laurie (35)
(LA Times) Interesting When Ice Cube and Fred Durst headlined the 1998 Family Values Tour, who would have guessed that ten years later they'd be collaborating on "The Longshots," a saccharine family film? (29)
(Some Guy) Interesting The finest fictional drugs of science-fiction movies (121)
(News.com.au) Cool Eva Mendes wants movies to have less violence, more nudity. Article includes picture of Eva to illustrate why this is a good idea (55)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Even celebrity magazines find the idea of Ricky Martin as single dad "kind of icky." (10)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Kate Moss has upset her neighbors over the giant tents pitched in her yard. Submitter humbly apologizes (27)
(Some Timelord) Cool "Doctor Who" wins best program for second year running. Davros seen screaming incoherently in protest (51)
(Some Guy) Obvious New Sci-Fi Channel series "Stargate: Universe", link, get greenlight (40)
(Daily Mail) Strange Charlie Watts' wife in trouble over horse snatch affair (13)
(E! Online) Silly David Blaine announces his next pointless stunt (34)
(LA Times) Hero Ray Bradbury just turned 88 years old. Here's hoping you still sing the body electric and enjoy the golden apples of the sun, and don't need a medicine for melancholy (67)
(Daily Mail) Sad Four of Helena Bonham Carter's relatives killed in safari bus crash. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero (49)

Sat August 23, 2008
(Backseat Cuddler) Cool "Dark Knight" sequel to hit theaters by 2011. The sequel of the sequel of the sequel and so on and so forth (97)
(Daily Mail) Interesting A traditional family portrait Hollywood style: Bruce, Demi, their two new partners, three daughters and one boyfriend. But who is the hottest of them all (50)
(Rotten Tomatoes) Interesting What the hell happened to Shannon Elizabeth? (66)
(spoiler tv) Misc Photos from the set of "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" Summer Glau is the hawt (71)
(WWE.com) Cool Are you ready? The top 25 wrestling entrance themes of all time (138)
(Daily Stab) Spiffy "I've got my bong award on my fireplace. It's the only award I've ever won. I'm so proud." (21)
(FMQB) Silly Rock The Vote is offering free copies of Sheryl Crow's new album to the first 50,000 people who register to vote. In other news, voter registration amongst young people dropped unexpectedly today, political strategists perplexed (23)
(Some Guy) Obvious Noooooooooooooo. And 12 other all-time worst lines of movie dialogue (186)
(Wired) Dumbass Blockbuster CEO: "Why would anyone want to watch anything but new releases?" Hey mister, Netflix is eatin' yer lunch (85)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Silly Lohan challenges Federline in a charity boxing match (18)
(Some Guy) Cool Kevin Smith gushes after viewing some upcoming movie that he cannot talk about. "The stars absolutely trek in this film" (31)
(AP) Interesting Wurst case scenario for Da Brat (33)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy New blogger Roger Ebert is shocked that "after four months I have received not one obscene message, not one illiterate message, not one hostile message." In other news, Ebert is using a different internet than us (34)
(SMH) Cool New Aussie documentary celebrates "an unjustly forgotten cinematic era that was unashamedly packed full of boobs, pubes and tubes" (7)

Fri August 22, 2008
(Wired) Amusing Slightly less than meets the eye: The 12 most ridiculous Transformers of all time (50)
(Starpulse) Amusing Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila's girlfriend leaves her cellphone in a club and bouncers wouldn't let her back in to get it. Hilarity ensues (72)
(Chud) Stupid WB gives marching orders to the new slate of DC Comics films in THE DARK KNIGHT's wake: Superman? Dark. Green Lantern? Dark. Flash? Dark. Wonder Twins? Let's not get crazy here, guy... okay, Dark (192)
(Gawker) Cool Drew's been on the set of Tucker Max's new movie, gives his brutally honest opinion about it for Gawker (175)
(The Register) Amusing "I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her" (42)
(Onion AV Club) Obvious "At the risk of being slightly hyperbolic, Watchmen is such a monumental achievement that it makes Moby Dick look like a flaming pile of horsesh*t by comparison" (99)
(MSNBC) Silly Maureen McCormick won't see " Tropic Thunder" because it uses the R-word. Lighten up, Marcia (187)
(Now Magazine) Spiffy Portia de Rossi wants to have Ellen DeGeneres' children. STUNT COCK (59)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Daredevil and Elektra battled, had make-up sex once again (34)
(Starpulse) Obvious James Hetfield says that Metallica's documentary, "Some Kind Of Monster," proved that the band were "frigging egomanics." Obvious tag wants to sue Napster (93)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Dora the Explorer is set to receive a makeover to widen her appeal to older girls. Options include a biker boyfriend, an alcohol habit or a bag/shoe collecting fetish (39)
(Guardian.com) Cool Catherine Millet finally gets round to a sequel to her debut best-seller, "The Sexual Life of Catherine M" -- which should appeal to her army of fans who continue to deluge her with often explicit letters (26)
(St. Petersburg Times) Stupid Miley Cyrus Inc. attempts to chisel another $250 out of her fans by inviting them to 'Share the Experience' of her 16th birthday party celebration at Disneyland (56)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious Ebert blasts "Death Race." "That it will no doubt do great at the box office is yet another sign of the decline of the national fanboy mentality" (124)
(La La La, Lalalalaaaa) Cool After Snorkie's successful rehab and Fleagle accepting Christ as his savior, The Banana Splits reform and new episodes will begin airing on Cartoon Network (40)

Thu August 21, 2008
(People Magazine) Asinine Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take the lead in the Worst Baby Name of 2008 race (112)
(Onion AV Club) Spiffy The AV Club tackles one of the greatest sequels of all time: "Gremlins 2" (44)
(Sci Fi) Spiffy SCI FI Channel announced that it has given a green light to a two-hour movie based on its original series Stargate Atlantis. In related news, Fark announced that it has given a green light to this submission (62)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Stupid Child's Play "reboot" planned for 2010. No mention if Jennifer Tilly's lucious bazongas will be featured (85)
(People Magazine) Followup Jean Reno did not have a heart attack, is released from hospital; says he now has a new taste for life, wants to sleep in a bed, have roots (34)
(AZCentral) Cool Megan Fox has a lesbian zombie sex scene in her new movie, "Box Office Gold" (103)
(Denver Post) Amusing John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston by text message, drove her straight into the arms of Kevin Federline (81)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Dumbass After cancelling Stargate, Atlantis, Farscape and BSG, Sci-Fi reassures fans that the pomised Mansquito sequel is forthcomming (246)
(Starpulse) Sad Jean Reno, aka "Leon: The Professional," suffers serious heart attack and is rushed to hospital. No word on his condition yet (88)
(NYPost) Obvious Even Oprah is getting sick and tired of Oprah (19)
(Now Magazine) Hero George Clooney buys female fan a $28k car after he bashes into the back of her vehicle. If that was just for a little bump then Shia LaBeouf must owe his car crash victim at least 3 cars (110)
(Hollyscoop) Sad How far has Winona Ryder fallen? Well, for one, she's dating Tom Green (74)
(celebrityrush.com) Obvious Adam Sandler: "My wife would put things in (my butt) crack and say, 'Hold on to this and walk around the room' " (133)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Amusing A group of celebs, including Jack Osbourne, have been locked up in a tough jail for a new TV show. Let's hope someone loses the key (18)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy Shout Factory to release "The Gonzo Tapes": Hunter S. Thompson's personal recordings between 65-75. The box to include the Hell's Angels and Fear & Loathing period, 5 whole disks of incomprehensible mutterings and gibberish (51)
(ETonline) Cool So far Tony Bennett, James Taylor, Black Eyed Peas, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Scarlett Johansson, Kanye West and Wyclef Jean are slated to perform at the DNC next week (61)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious She was f*cking Matt Damon (27)
(MTV) Interesting "Dark Knight" script answers highly debated question: Did Harvey 'Two-Face' Dent live or die? (176)
(Variety) Amusing Mike Judge is set to direct new movie starring Ben Affleck and Jason Bateman (42)
(AJC) Amusing Georgia schools superintendent to appear on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" Questions will cover popular Georgia school subjects of hunting, fishing, roadkill identification (20)

Wed August 20, 2008
(Some Guy) Dumbass Warner Bros. CEO writes apology to Harry Potter fans for postponing new movie, begs them to stop with the Cruciatus curses (47)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Another one of VH1's has-been's escapes the has-been house and begins filming his own reality show. Soon, you too will know what life is like being a dwarf in Hollywood, courtesy of Verne Troyer (14)
(Some Blog) Cool Cool: Photos reveal the hot women behind the voices of Kim Possible, Lois Griffin and the Powerpuff Girls. Scary: And Bobby from King of the Hill (139)
(io9) Unlikely Writer tries to put the brakes on "Death Race," claiming that they stole ideas from a film he wrote called "Joust." Which is strange, considering there are no dueling ostriches whatsoever in "Death Race" (42)
(iF Magazine) Cool Top-10 superhero movies Marvel Comics has YET to make ... And five hopefully we will never see (88)
(Kiss My Converse) Sad "The Last Dragon" fans, hang your heads: Julius Carry aka SHO NUFF now the deadest mofo low down around this town (53)
(Defamer) Obvious John Cusack's Chicago memories aren't as concise as when he killed the President of Paraguay with a fork (31)
(Some Guy) Scary Jon Voight declares war with Rosanne Barr stating, "My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him" (176)
(Fox News) Obvious Ricky Martin puts those lingering rumors about his sexuality to rest by fathering twins, via artificial insemmination of a surrogate mother (14)
(Daily Mail) Interesting According to Roger Moore, Spielberg wanted to direct Bond film, but didn't as Bond directors received no box office takings. Also, producers didn't like his proposed title: You Only Live Twice...If You Hide in a Fridge (25)
(CNN) Interesting The plastic guitar: savior of rock? (61)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Justin Timberlake admits working with Madonna was "tedious" (19)
(Slate) Dumbass 14 Down: Writer who pens 2500-word essay asking why crossword addicts don't spend their time doing something more worthwhile. Seven letters, starts with D (26)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Cancel the plans, turn off the phone, get the kids and grandma. It's must see TV as Charles Barkley gets televised colonoscopy (17)
(St. Petersburg Times) Amusing Believe it or not, Greatest American Hero coming to the big screen (59)
(Some Guy) Scary Jessica Simpson signs on to become spokesperson for Texas beer compa...OMG WTF happened to her face (63)
(People Magazine) Amusing Ellen says her wedding "was all a blur." Which explains why her new wife still married her after lifting the veil (63)
(Reuters) Cool Alex Proyas to adapt obscure Heinlein novella--which sounds suspiciously like a Philip K. Dick story--for the big screen. Proyas said he chose Heinlein because he doesn't know Dick (93)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you're a highly visible TV reporter, maybe you shouldn't be including your photo when soliciting dudes for threesomes on Craigslist (310)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Eva Longoria is obviously taking a page out of the J-Lo playbook - deny being pregnant until the baby is crowning (27)
(Some Guy) Interesting The characters who were brought in to save ailing TV shows. Or: how Star Trek sent for a Borg with tits (84)
(Sify) Silly Danny Glover says Hollywood studio bosses are racist, and he's too old for this shiat. Partner Riggs agrees, blames Jews (58)
(Daily Mail) Scary "I want an IVF baby with my fifth husband after I've posed for Playboy", says surgically remodelled Brigitte Nielsen. Hopefully this won't be shown live on German TV (29)
(Livenews) Amusing Ellen was very quick to put Portia in her place (90)
(BBC) Sick Cut Gary Glitter some slack - after three years in a Vietnamese jail for abusing young girls, wouldn't YOU want a few days layover in Thailand? (44)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Peter Jackson and Del Toro finally decide on the writers for the "Hobbit" movies. They decided that nobody in Hollywood is capable of writing the screenplay, so they are writing it themselves. Cool beats out Obvious tag for the win (108)
(YouTube) Sad In memory of LeRoi Moore, what was your favorite DMB song which featured him? LGT to LeRoi on flute (175)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Kristen Bell talks big-screen "Veronica Mars" movie with series creator. Fanboys in their bunk (75)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Obvious Hollywood refuses to go into the light as MGM greenlights "Poltergeist" remake (31)
(Japan Times) Obvious Japan weighs in on the Indiana Jones nuclear blast, and they're not too happy. After all, they are experts (58)

Tue August 19, 2008
(TMZ) Sad LeRoi Moore, Saxophonist of The Dave Matthews Band dead at 46 (103)
(Contact Music) Spiffy Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she would have spent her youth nude, before it was too late: "I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great I so wish I had listened to my mom" (76)
(WHAM) Ironic "Pineapple Express" star arrested on possession of controlled substances (45)
(US Magazine) Fail Not doing so well in convincing us he's not gayer than Ryan Seacrest on an antiquing weekend in Provincetown, Chris Kattan splits from his wife of eight weeks (58)
(JSOnline) Silly In a perplexing display of cross-promotion, Henry Winkler agrees to pose next to a bronze statue of Michael Myers from the Halloween horror movies (32)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Reality television finally lives up to its name: Big Brother contestant told on-air that she has cancer (62)
(Coming Soon) Unlikely Russell Crowe may play Bill Hicks in upcoming film (130)
(Some Guy) Interesting The 10 worst... ugh, those toes look bad... the 10 worst female... those lips are hideous... the 10 worst female celebrity body par -- kill it with fire (145)
(Sci Fi) Interesting Handicapping the odds of success for the new science fiction TV shows this fall. "Fringe" looks good and "Knight Rider" has a shot, but "True Blood" probably sucks like its vampires (52)
(Deadspin) Dumbass "Dear Michael Phelps' mother, please tell your son he's @#$%^@ amazing and I want to meet him. Sincerely, Lindsey Lohan" (93)
(Some Guy) Video People often wonder what they see when they die. Looks like Matt Lauer and Al Roker have answered that question (33)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Darth Vader: Sith lord, murderous imperialist, deadbeat dad... dirty old man? (72)
(Entertainment Weekly) Silly EW's 25 best sci-fi TV shows and movies in last 25 years (184)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Roger Ebert explains in evolutionary terms why 3D movies suck. Two opposable thumbs adapt to pointing way down (78)
(Daily Mail) Strange There is a crater at the top of Tori Spelling's cleavage deeper than the one left behind by the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs (68)
(Now Magazine) Followup The Scientology world comes out to lay Isaac Hayes to rest. Reports that Tom Cruise wanted to cremate him in The Dianetics Volcano yet to be confirmed (47)
(Contact Music) Cool Hugh Hefner slams reports he's retiring from his hard-partying ways, wants the world to know that his arteries are not yet the only thing hardening these days (21)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Silly Ain't It Cool News reviewer has a complete Star Wars meltdown (93)
(AP) Obvious Ah, the movie-studio ban on early reviewer pre-screenings... the tell-tale sign of a movie-turd the studio wishes would quietly go away. Today's crap-fest: 90210, the movie (12)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Christina Applegate says she is "absolutely 100 percent clear and clean" of breast cancer. Spiffy tag chosen only because there aren't any Awesome or Whew, That Was Close tags (70)

Mon August 18, 2008
(Some guy) Cool Kate Beckinsale is talking about her vagina. Again (91)
(London Times) Ironic David Byrne & Brian Eno release new album "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today" except of course, any sales of a new David Byrne/Brian Eno album (65)
(Contact Music) Amusing Dennis Hopper was so angry after a disagreement with his former teacher as a teen, he tried to light his school on fire: "It was just for effect. But it was very effective - I got kicked out of school" (15)
(Rorschach) Dumbass Who watches the Watchmen? Nobody if Fox gets their way (53)
(MSNBC) Sad GM, a long time sponsor of the Academy awards will be fashionably late this year, and by "fashionably late" I mean revoking its sponsorship (28)
(NYPost) Obvious Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie have still not weaned themselves from Michael's teat (13)
(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Entertainment Weekly's readers choose the 20 worst cover songs. Everyone's favorite "Final Countdown" cover band escapes unscathed (164)
(NME.com) Unlikely Avril Lavigne concert in Malaysia may be cancelled because she is "too sexy". Right Said Fred concert to go ahead as planned, however (141)
(CNN) Cool Morpheus joins CSI cast, will now say whether victim died from Red or Blue pill (31)
(Starpulse) Followup If yelling "you suck" to the band isn't enough for you, try calling the lead singer a "farking ignorant n-word" and see how well that works out for you (84)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Food Network is developing a competitive eating show: Competitors will have to eat Rachel Ray's cooking, and the one who doesn't vomit wins (42)
(The New York Times) Cool Yep, it is like walking on sunshine: The twisted appeal of "Intervention" (82)
(Fox News) Obvious If you're looking for the celebrities next week, you will have to check Denver because it looks like they are all going to the DNC (209)
(BLOCKBUSTER BUZZ) Hero Watchmen creator Dave Gibbons on the new "very sexy, very violent" movie (146)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo beats Judy Garland to top spot as ultimate gay icon. Bound to be delighted about that (23)
(Jossip) Obvious Pic from wedding of Ellen DeGeneres to Portia De Rossi. From their choice of outfits, now we know who wears the strap-on in the family (72)
(People Magazine) Interesting John Mayer wants you to know he didn't break up with Jennifer Aniston because of cheating or lying. It was because she's too old and smells like cigarettes and desperation (66)
(C|Net) Amusing Bono to blame for unreleased U2 songs on internet. And no, that's not an Onion headline (19)
(WREG) Asinine Asshat Westboro Baptist Church to protest at Issac Hayes and Bernic Mac memorials (331)
(UGO) Spiffy Bruce Campbell on "Evil Dead 4": "When [Sam Raimi's] ready, I'm ready" (82)
(YouTube) Spiffy The first rule of Edward Norton's 39th birthday is - you do not talk about Edward Norton's 39th birthday. The second rule of Edward Norton's 39th birthday is - you do NOT talk about Edward Norton's 39th birthday. LGT penis (26)
(Daily Stab) Sappy Hayden Panettiere had to tell her own mom not to auction off her panties online. Penis (50)
(Contact Music) Interesting Old and busted: I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love. The new hotness: I care very much for money, money can pay for cheap hotel rooms (21)
(PCWorld) Silly Even if you pay $149 for William Shatner to read a personalized videotaped greeting, don't expect he'll say exactly what you wrote (30)
(Metro) Obvious Kelly Osbourne says Peaches Geldof's marriage to Max Drummey is just a PR stunt, kicks herself for not thinking of it first (22)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious Spike Lee says Hollywood has made America the most dominant country in the world. "Has anyone seen exactly where a nuclear arm influenced how other people dress, the way they talk, the way they think?" (84)

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