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Sun July 27, 2008
(Stuff) Interesting Britney Spears to star in "The Knoxville Carjacking Party" which contains disturbing sadomasochistic sex scenes: "She would have to raise her performance level to endure some of these scenes" (16)
(Contact Music) Amusing Will Ferrell discusses how he dipped his testicles in hot wax to make fake ones for "Step Brothers": "They got passed around by 20 people... They'll be in the Smithsonian (Museum) one day" (30)
(MTV) Sad FX guru Rick Baker upset over Benicio Del Toro's "Wolf Man" CGI transformation. " I kind of changed the way transformations were done in films with 'American Werewolf,' and I'd like to have a chance" (17)
(News.com.au) Strange Lindsay Lohan hit by motorcycle, funbags fail to deploy (21)
(Some Movie Review Site) Interesting Ten biopics we'd pay to see (40)
(Kotaku) Cool Green Lantern and the Joker to join the "Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe" roster. Still no street cred for Aquaman (28)
(YouTube) Video "Partying, chasing tail, driving drunk... You're a Bush act like one." Oliver Stone presents "W." (49)
(Contact Music) Sick Gerard Butler, come on down - you're the next contestant on Celebrities Left Physically Ill By Madonna (15)
(CNN) Stupid Shia LaBeouf finds alternative to "drinking and shopping" (29)
(Daily Motion) Spiffy Listen, Doc, now don't spread this around, but 68 years ago today, an animated icon debuted with one of the most recognized catchphrases of all time. Be vewy vewy quiet (31)
(Contact Music) Dumbass One does not simply assault into Mordor (25)
(Some Guy) Obvious Robert Downey Jr. has postponed plans to write a memoir about the highs and lows of his life. Apparently, he realized there are a lot more hookers and blow left in L.A. to write about (6)
(GeeksOfDoom) Cool Mark Hamill joins cast of "Afro Samurai: Resurrection" animated movie, with Lucy Liu and Samuel L. Jackson as "The Spirit" and music by RZA. Hamill will try his best not to sound like a bellyaching 12-year-old (with trailer) (31)
(Some Guy) Interesting It's official: Dark Knight smashes $300m, and X-Files bombs (162)
(Starpulse) Interesting Kevin Smith is disappointed that his upcoming movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" earned a NC-17 rating, but admits to a well-earned R rating: "I wanted the sex to look much better than my sex" (52)
(NYPost) Cool New trailer for "Dexter" season 3 is up if you have a few minutes to kill, with Jimmy Smits joining the cast as the new chief of Police. Somewhere, Patrick Bateman is feeling ripped-off (41)
(LA Times) Interesting 40 years after the psychedelic "H.R. Pufnstuf," the Sid & Marty Krofft library may now be worth as much as $25 million and could become "the next Marvel Comics". "How great would Johnny Depp be as Witchiepoo?" (22)
(BBC) Asinine How much is a child's smile worth? Lawyers for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have figured it out to be $20,000 a month (25)
(News Of The World) Asinine The good news: Madonna is likely to be blasted into space. The bad news: she'll probably survive re-entry (6)
(Cinema Blend) Cool Sam Raimi announces "Evil Dead 4" at San Diego Comic Con. Groovy (65)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool "You've been warned: 'Terminator: Salvation' is not for pansies" (39)
(Some Guy) Interesting The five best lesser-known British Gangster Movies (36)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Next season of "Lost" will not use all flashforwards, or flashbacks. But something else. Hmm, daydreams? Night terrors? (50)

Sat July 26, 2008
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Cindy Crawford must have a pact with the devil. She hasn't aged one New York minute in the past twenty years. Amazing (33)
(Daily Mail) Misc Keira Knightley flatly refuses to have her chest digitally enhanced for upcoming movie poster, also turned down a sammich (54)
(Some Guy) Interesting "Superman has the ability to go to all the world leaders and say, 'I will kill all of you if you don't behave.' He could do that, but why doesn't he?" (95)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious Taking "Battlestar Galactica" in a radical new direction, producers tell fans at Comic-Con that the final 10 episodes will "not be the most happy-go-lucky" (38)
(London Times) Interesting George Lucas on upcoming "Clone Wars", Indiana Jones sequel and "Red Tails," which tells the story of the Tuskegee Airmen: "I don't read the reviews, that's for sure" (29)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Ashton Kutcher says the secret to a happy marriage to a woman old enough to be your mother is getting home for dinner at 6.00pm - before she nods off over her knitting (17)
(Wikipedia) Stupid Renny Harlin is making a movie with John Cena. Let the suck commence (24)
(Starpulse) Interesting New "Dune" film version to be directed by Peter Berg, who will first bring "Hercules: The Thracian Wars" to life. But it brings the question, is it possible to do a worse "Dune" than Lynch's? (59)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Tim Kring surprises Comic-Con by screening the entire season three "Heroes" premiere. An even bigger surprise: it doesn't suck (28)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Halle Berry is suing to get two photos of her playing with her child off the internet. Good luck with all that (14)
(eBay) Cool Great Scott, Now you can own the original hoverboard prop from "Back to the Future 2". How much? At least $30,000. That's heavy (23)
(Some Guy) Obvious There's only one spot at the top of the all-time box office charts, so we're gonna have tryouts (50)
(NYPost) Obvious Dr. No tells neighbor Sean Connery to suck it. Suck it long, and suck it hard (17)
(Daily Star) Spiffy Presenters of German version of "Top Gear" challenger their English counterparts to a series of racing challenges in Belgium. How hard could it be? (24)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Happy 35th birday, Kate Beckinsale. Please make "Underworld 3 - The Fappening" while you're still perky (51)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Matthew McConaughey has dumped his male trainer for a statuesque female muscle machine. Well awwright awwright (41)
(YouTube) Amusing The most awesome Lego Bourne fight scene you'll see today (36)
(Entertainment Weekly) Silly "Watchmen" creator Alan Moore talks about why he hates "300" and how he'll change his phone number if Warner Bros. tries to call him about the new movie (101)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup The balcony is closed, by Roger Ebert (30)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Scary Wanna see something really scary? Leonardo DiCaprio to make new "Twilight Zone" movie (16)
(Some Guy) Obvious The only place Stan Lee could get more action than Hugh Jackman. "Around here, people see this guy, they faint." (11)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Another case for why there should be an 'awesome' tag. Everything you wanted to know about how Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog was created and made (35)
(AP) Cool XM-Sirius Merger. Book it. Done (74)
(USA Today) Scary Tommy Lee, Rick Salomon, Kid Rock, and now Pam Anderson has feelings for: Barack Obama. "I love him," she said. RUN BARACK RUN (13)

Fri July 25, 2008
(Daily Mail) Silly Possibly the man with the worst job in show business: Amy Winehouse's personal trainer. Actually, being her pedicurist would be worse than that. Or her dentist. Or *shudder* her gynecologist (33)
(Deceiver) Silly Elizabeth Berkley plans to bring her self-esteem program for girls to MTV. Step 1: When your agent says he's got a great script called "Showgirls," fire him (24)
(Reuters) Interesting Paparazzos wearing camouflage confronted by Brangelina's goons. They finally settled the affair by donating five kids (15)
(Billboard) Cool Les Claypool scores original theme track and four others for upcoming Wii "Mushroom Men" video games due this fall. Hardcore fans anxiously waiting for "Jerry Was A Race car Driver" videogame, but will settle for pork soda (33)
(Denver Post) Interesting Much like the careers of most of his co-workers, "Family Ties" star Brian Bonsall is in an"unknown location" (20)
(Some Residential expert) Cool Ledgendary obscure band The Residents announce tour dates and more strange music (47)
(Gawker) Obvious The way the mainstream media are handling, or rather not handling, the John Edwards nookie story is stark evidence of how they are no longer the public's media gatekeepers in the age of the Internet (90)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Webmaster accidentally reveals winner of "Next Food Network Star" three days before finale (SPOILER) (32)
(CNBC) Spiffy Unpublished Stephen King story to be adapted to internet by Marvel Comics. In other news, Stephen King has unpublished material apart from his shopping list (26)
(Contact Music) Amusing Movie critics who fail to shower "Dark Knight" with praise find themselves deluged with ferocious criticism: "usually the responses to my reviews are courteous and collegial, but this was really ugly. It did feel like a mob" (108)
(USA Today) Cool "X-Files: I Want To Believe" opens nationwide on FBI Centennial Anniversary. Agency disavows all knowledge of any X-Files program, marketing synergy (37)
(iF Magazine) Obvious No "Fantastic Four 3" planned according to the dude that played the Human Torch ... maybe because the first two films sucked arse (52)
(Dlisted) Stupid Meg Ryan wears fat suit for upcoming "My Mom's Hot Boyfriend," about an FBI agent who returns after three-year assignment to discover his chunky mother is now super-hot. Well, more like 46-year-old Meg Ryan hot to be honest (29)
(Some Guy) Stupid Darren Aronofsky will be rebooting the "Robocop" film franchise. In related news "rebooting the film franchise" is the new "Hollywood is out of ideas" (72)
(Some Guy) Cool Comic-Con sneak peek at "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" give a few surprises, including an unexpected Hugh Jackman. With "I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off" quote (84)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool Lon Chaney's long-lost 1927 silent film classic "London After Midnight' has been found. Maybe (27)
(Toplessrobot) Spiffy Robert Rodriguez' "Red Sonja" is now set for 2009, and to star Rose McGowan. Here is two awesome movie posters for it that will almost make you forget Brigitte Nielsen's 1985 suckfest (96)
(CNN) Stupid Amy Adams engaged. In other news, CNN chooses ridiculous, do not want, photo of Amy Adams to pair with article (47)
(Some Shakespeare) Obvious Persistent and nerdy "Doctor Who" fans plague production of Hamlet starring David Tennant, seeking his autograph. Co-star Patrick Stewart seen sulking in his ready room petulantly sipping tea, Earl Grey, hot (20)
(NPR) Amusing Naked ladies, rabbits, basketballs and a big, shiny blue heart are all on display. Sounds like a typical day on Fark (16)
(LA Times) Cool MTV taps British comic Russell Brand to host video music awards. America -- prepare to be smitten (36)
(Metro) Obvious You may have issues if your own publicist quits and calls you an "impossible person". We're looking at you, Heather Mills (44)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Production of Sweeney Todd is so realistic, anxious neighbour calls police, who send four squad cars to the play's opening night (15)
(io9) Obvious New "Doctor Who" show-runner clears up long-running geek debate in ten words: "Yes. Debate over. It's good to fix those things quickly." So pull that kid from behind the sofa next year (80)
(Variety) Obvious Because there were so many questions not answered by I & II: "Harold & Kumar III" (58)
(Stuff) Video The 11 most uncomfortable dance movie scenes evah (2 pages of video links) (111)

Thu July 24, 2008
(News.com.au) Followup After beating "Spider-Man 3"'s record for biggest opening weekend take, "The Dark Knight" beats "Spider-Man 2"'s record for fastest film to hit $200 million - by three days. Suck it, Webhead (141)
(Contact Music) Cool John Waters to write sequel for "Hairspray 2" and reunites as much of the cast as possible. Meanwhile, true Waters fans are anxiously waiting for "Pink Flamingo 2: Chewin' George Lucas' Chocolate" (36)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup Madame Tussauds has captured Tyra Banks in wax in a skinny version and a full figured version. Tussauds NYC wanted the 'remember when' look. D.C. opted to keep it real (31)
(Contact Music) Stupid Britney Spears to perform at the upcoming Video Music Awards, promises not to take so many Ambien and memorize all her lipsynching this time (61)
(Stuff) Sappy Drew Barrymore is still in love with her ex. No, not that one. Or that one. And hell no, it isn't Tom Green (29)
(Mollygood) Sad After trying his hand at porno, online autographed t-shirts and reality shows, "Saved By The Bell" Screech now set to release tell-all bio, in one man's shameless bid at avoiding actual employment of any forms (53)
(io9) Scary A closer look at our robot foes in "Terminator 4" (77)
(Starpulse) Amusing "Tropic Thunder" co-star Brandon T. Jackson hails Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of an African-American: "He, like, became a black man.To be honest, he played a black dude better than anybody I've seen." (60)
(Vator) Amusing Oh so that's what Jessica Alba's husband does. I thought he was just the luckiest dude ever (47)
(Some Guy) Silly First look at new USS Enterprise NCC-1701 design, in cool toy form (34)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Followup Jessica Simpson sex tape rumors are not true. There is no god (37)
(Celebridiot) Cool Brooke Hogan offered a chance to pose for Playboy. Singing and acting weren't working, so the next logical step is porn (56)
(KNX1070) Cool Passionate Spider-Men, Storm Troopers, Harry Potters and other pop-culture fanatics arrive in San Diego for their annual pilgrimage to Comic-Con (28)
(Some grim and kvlt guy) Amusing In a shocking turn of events, Gaahl, the frontman for Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth recently came out of the closest with a modeling agent and launched a women's clothing line. not that there is anything wrong with that (51)
(ABC Action News) Followup Upset that inflation is ruining his name brand, 50 Cent sues 79 Cent, 89 Cent and 99 Cent (221)
(Starpulse) Sad News breaks that Britney Spears' mom Lynne hit a 12-year-old with her car 30 years ago and killed him. Actually, this explains a LOT (30)
(Gawker) Interesting It may be over for Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend. Only question now is who gets the Subaru and how to split up the softball equipment (68)
(Starpulse) Interesting The 70s was the decade of classic/arena rock, the 80s the decade of hair metal/synth pop and the 90s the decade of grunge/alternative rock. So how shall we categorize this current decade of near-complete suckage? (267)
(USA Today) Amusing TV actor Balthazar Getty is shocked ... SHOCKED ... that paparazzi took photos of his affair with Sienna Miller. In related news, who names their kid BALTHAZAR? (61)
(TampaBays10.com) Florida Hulk Hogan "disgraced" that his wife is now dating a 19-year old boy, says his life is "total insanity." Not like he's asking for it or anything (162)
(New York Daily News) Asinine ♪ Bottle of red, bottle of white, let me pour beer on your head instead. ♪ And then it gets weird at the last Billy Joel concert at Shea (24)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Ethan Hawke becomes a dad for the third time. That's one more than the number of half-decent films he's made (37)
(Now Magazine) Dumbass "X-Files" star David Duchovny claims to have seen a UFO. But he was "having a hard time then, you know, life" so he could just have easily been drunk (43)
(Daily Mail) Followup The Christian Bale "assault" on his mom and sister? He just yelled at them after his sister asked him for $200 grand to "help raise her children" and he turned her down. The heartless bastard (307)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Stupid Dammit, Janet, Hollywood's out of ideas (97)
(News & Sentinel) Amusing The headline you never thought you would see: "Boll movie well received at art center" (17)
(Reuters) Cool Writer/director Charlie Kaufman's new FX-laden film starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as beleaguered writer/director to be released in late 2008 (13)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Adam McKay and Will Ferrell hard at work writing "Anchorman 2", which will propel Ron Burgundy and the rest of the Channel 4 News Team into the 1980s. I'm in a glass cage of emotion right now (64)
(Splash News) Scary Amy Winehouse has been immortalized in wax. For even further authenticity, the statue was rolled around the inside of a dumpster out back. These people don't fark around (45)

Wed July 23, 2008
(Some iPhone-carrying Who Fan) Cool Doctor Who episodes are now available in the iTunes Store. Fans promptly put on black turtlenecks under their scarves and begin smugly bragging that their iPhone is bigger on the inside (36)
(Toplessrobot) Amusing Top 10 most undeserving celebrities who got action figures: Vanilla Ice and Fran Drescher? ok, sure but a "Your Daddy Sat On Me" Redd Foxx doll? Dear God (20)
(AP) Followup Christian Bale attends Dark Knight premiere in Spain, promptly beats the crap out of the entire audience (20)
(Mollygood) Stupid Batman officially removed from Top 10 Animal-Friendly Superhero list, PETA makes a prompt statement: "Doesn't the man with the James Bond gadgets know anything about peanut butter treats and deflecting devices?" (55)
(Daily Stab) Hero Megan Fox says of her new movie - "I eat and seduce everyone - boys and girls. There's a lot of kissing and craziness. " - Where do I sign up?? (58)
(Some Guy) Interesting James Dobson inducted into Radio Hall of Fame, winning over Bob Costas, Dr. Laura and some nobody named Howard Stern (39)
(Daily Stab) Followup "Top Gun" sequel is a go. Tom Cruise being involved is a no (72)
(Some Guy) Obvious Uncertain that it can handle the burden of this story, Obvious tag requests help from the word "blindingly" (5)
(Gothamist) Obvious "Saturday Night Live" is so far into the suck these days that stalkers don't bother with the cast members and follow Lorne Michaels around instead (20)
(Wired) Spiffy "Wargames" screenwriters on the process of writing the movie in 1979, back when they didn't know home computers could hook up to other computers. You can read the article here, but wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess? (31)
(YouTube) Spiffy Happy 19th birthday Daniel Radcliffe -- may your wand remain forever springy and stiff. LGT his hilarious scenes and outtakes from "Extras" (18)
(Gizmodo) Amusing George Lucas frozen in carbonite, won't be released until Carrie Fisher shows up in metal bikini (pic) (26)
(Telegraph) Dumbass $15 million-per-year news anchor Katie Couric says she is a victim of sexism, presumably because her ratings have declined drastically from her "Today" days, back when she could wear short skirts on camera (37)
(NYPost) Stupid NBC may hire Luke Russert, son of the late Tim Russert and a recent college grad, to join its presidential election coverage team. In related news, there's apparently a huge shortage of experienced and qualified journalists (26)
(Some Guy) Cool Brad Pitt is designing a green, luxury hotel in Dubai. Presumably to house his plethora of children (17)
(Some Guy) Cool Noted political scientist and American electoral college scholar George Michael gives political advice to Barack Obama (29)
(Houston Chronicle) Interesting Four mistakes that killed the music industry. File sharing isn't one of them (68)
(IDLYITW) Obvious Matthew Broderick has been horsing around (40)
(Cracked) Strange Cracked's list of the six most terrifying items people actually collect. Madonna's pap smear absent from list (Not safe for work ads) (27)
(Starpulse) Scary Amy Winehouse says she wants to have five kids, including identical twins, with husband Blake Incarcerated. In related news, Britney Spears says she's appalled, APPALLED at these comments (12)
(Some Guy) Followup It turns out that if Batman yells at you, it's "verbal assault" and a crime in London (26)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Mick Jones confirms that a new Foreigner album is coming out next year. "This is a chance to re-establish ourselves and regain some prestige and respect" (38)
(Bitten and Bound) Dumbass Sherri Shepherd was running off at the mouth during a candid interview with a Christian publication. Turns out she's had multiple abortions and wants to save Barbara Walters (147)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Ted Danson savors his first post-"Cheers" Emmy nomination. In related news, times for tonight's showing of "The Dark Knight" on Ted's forehead are 7:30 and 10:15 (26)
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine Hollywood's latest greenlight: Olivia Newton-John as a tattooed ex-convict rooming with Rue McClanahan and Caroline Rhea as a housewife who won't have "relations" with her husband unless he's wearing his prosthetic leg (34)
(Boston Herald) Obvious The only smoking butt Brittney Spears has is in the hands of her toddler son (91)
(Sky.com) Followup Although the press informed everybody else, they forgot to tell Patrick Swayze he had only weeks to live (137)
(Starpulse) Spiffy For the 812th time in a row, George Clooney is named Hollywood's top bachelor. Penis (37)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool "Robot Chicken Strikes Back" set to air November 16th. It's expected to focus on bounty hunters and why it's better than "Family Guy" (47)
(Some Guy) Interesting Louis Letterier spills "Iron Man 2" details, and "Avengers" movie casting thoughts (63)
(Metro) Spiffy Ben Kingsley has several nude love scenes with Penelope Cruz in his new film. It's good to be the Kingsley (52)
(Onion AV Club) Cool Great interview with a smart and fabulous dame with great knockers, Teri Garr (45)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Fox sabotaged Joss Whedon's "Firefly" by airing episodes out of order. Now a worried Whedon has decided to air "Dollhouse" out of order and shoot a new pilot. And the network gods laugh and laugh (81)

Tue July 22, 2008
(AprilWinchell.com) Amusing April Winchell's dinner with Andy Dick (51)
(Some Guy) Stupid Like, Omigod, like, Hollywood is sooo out of ideas, like, they're remaking "Valley Girl." Gag me with a spoon (59)
(TheSequitur.com) Spiffy World Series of Poker discussion thread: ESPN airs first event at 8 p.m. EST (47)
(Newsweek) Dumbass The editor of "OK" magazine says a cover showing 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears holding her baby and saying "Being a mom is the best feeling in the world" does not glamourize teen pregnancy (454)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Parents are shocked to discover the PG-13 rated "Dark Knight" movie is not meant for young children. "Did anyone not know this was a violent movie about a homicidal maniac in makeup?" (277)
(USA Today) Spiffy Can't... type... nergasm11 (114)
(AP) Followup Christian Bale released after questioning without being charged. Note the Followup tag, which means you can all stop submitting headlines about it now (70)
(Metro) Weird Gary Oldman says he once worked with an actor who would burn his own legs with cigarette butts. "Let's just call him Sean Penn" (46)
(International Herald Tribune) Sad "Golden Girl" Estelle Getty dead at 84. Your dreams of a three-way with her and Bea Arthur are now dashed (426)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Naomi Campbell thanks Victoria Beckham for being by her side and supporting her through her recent troubles, and then biatchslaps her (28)
(The Sun) Unlikely Madonna's health is suffering from the stress of her marriage and the A-Rod affair, and we all need to feel sorry for her as she pouts on her bed made of gold and $100 bills (42)
(London Times) Hero Maggie Gyllenhall: "Mainstream Hollywood makes a few good movies a year, and in order to be in one of those, you have to be one of five people" (124)
(WCBS 880) Misc Batman accused of assaulting his mother and sister (167)
(Now Magazine) Amusing "Brothers and Sisters" star Balthazar Getty states the bleeding obvious by admitting the pictures of him kissing a topless Sienna Miller are proof that his marriage is over (47)
(Some Guy) Followup ABC reveals new cast for "Siskel & Ebert: The Next Generation" (37)
(The Sun) Dumbass Peaches Geldof, Bob's daughter, is desperately edging a spot as the new trainwreck of the moment by requiring mouth-to-mouth resuscitation after a drug overdose, then scolding the ambulance crew for not respecting her privacy (45)
(Cinematical) Cool The geeks win -- long-delayed and once-refilmed "Fanboys" to be released this September (original version) (20)
(LA Times) Stupid Most irrelevant question to ask after seeing "The Dark Knight": "Did anyone read Joker his Miranda rights?" (166)

Mon July 21, 2008
(Contact Music) Silly Larry David recovering from divorce by turning Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen's home into his summer sanctuary. This is not a "Curb" episode but these pretzels are making me thirsty (48)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Patrick Swayze beats incurable pancreatic cancer by drinking fresh ginger root juice every day (48)
(Chud) Unlikely "X-Files" creator insists that the final seasons were among the best. Show us where the aliens touched you, Mr. Carter (34)
(spinner.com) Cool Natalie Portman stars in her boyfriend's spoof Bollywood video, complete with dance routines and awesomely goofy English subtitles. Enjoy (82)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass NBC wants both an Amy Poehler "Office"-inspired comedy and an official "Office" spin-off (and presumably an "Office"-themed amusement park, anime series and anything else they can think of) (62)
(Sun Sentinel) Amusing "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse", "You talkin' to me?", "Schwiiing" among most memorable one liners from movies (706)
(Starpulse) Spiffy "Dancing With The Stars" proudly adds Kim Kardashian's ample assets to the cast of their upcoming talent contest (61)
(CBS New York) Dumbass Richard Roeper leaving "At The Movies With Ebert And Roeper" because apparently getting rich watching movies isn't as cool as being a douche (58)
(Some Guy) Obvious Review of "Lost Boys 2": "As a sequel to 'The Lost Boys' ... it was either an insult or a joke - not sure yet" (29)
(FanBolt) Amusing Reality television hits new low as "Battleground Earth" pairs up Tommy Lee and Ludacris to save the planet (22)
(UPI) Cool The 100th episode of "Monk" will be star-studded, if by "stars" you mean the guests on an episode of "Hollywood Squares 2008" (31)
(Real World Blog) Interesting Believe it or not, MTV's "The Real World" will soon film its 21st season. It will be in a building on the Brooklyn docks, though pushing everyone involved off the docks would be cool, too (67)
(Starpulse) Interesting KISS fans might know that Chaim Witz has a really long tongue and can spit fire. But did you know that Georgious Panayioutous only feels Greek because of how hairy he is? (13)
(AP) Cool Bill Murray to jump from plane -- good thing he got eternal life from the Lama (93)
(People Magazine) Spiffy "The Dark Knight," Ledger, all of it: It's twue, it's twue, it's twuuuuuuue (215)
(Now Magazine) Interesting "Desperate Housewives" to end in three years. By then, the stars of the show might be able to move their faces when the botox wears off (16)
(Sci Fi) Spiffy Sci-Fi Channel to release 36 original movies in 2009, including such future classics as "Phantom Racer," starring Greg "BJ and the Bear" Evigan as a ghostly race-car driver (135)
(Starpulse) Sad Now that Sean Connery hasn't been collecting his monthly "Award for being Sean Connery award" for some time, he's grown bitter and has cut his son from his will (23)
(NYPost) Spiffy Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt, is interning at Rolling Stone, and is about as dependable as her nutbar mother (69)
(iF Magazine) Interesting More proof Hollywood is running on empty in the New Ideas Department: Fourth "Scream" movie is being kicked around (21)
(BBC) Interesting Amy Winehouse's husband sentenced to 27 months of freedom from his wife (20)
(Livenews) Ironic Apparently angry punk rock pioneer Johnny Rotten isn't a very nice guy. Who knew? (72)
(SeattlePI) Spiffy Enter the Bruce Lee Action Museum (12)
(Canoe) Amusing Seth Rogen didn't have to do much research to get into his stoner character in "Pineapple Express": "I'm from Vancouver, which I guess is research in and of itself" (33)
(Now Magazine) Amusing "Chasing Pavements" singer Adele says her song is absolutely not about having a tongue up your bum (45)
(AP) Followup Oddly pierced breasts of washed-up pop singers deemed acceptable as FCC tosses the $550,000 fine against CBS for that Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction" (149)
(Some Guy) Interesting The 10 best villains in "X-Files" history (84)
(Homestar Runner) Interesting I haven't seen any shenanigans from you (61)
(Contact Music) Stupid Tom Cruise "Top Gun" sequel? His ego's writing checks his acting can't cash (79)
(Sun Sentinel) Interesting The reason the late night shows aren't poking fun at Obama isn't because they support him, it's because he's just not funny (129)
(Some Guy) Interesting The 18 best shows that have been canceled. Parker Lewis unavailable for comment (228)

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