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Sun June 15, 2008
(Wired) Stupid So, who would you least like to play Captain America? If you answered Leonardo DiCaprio, today is a bad day for you (20)
(Contact Music) Spiffy John Cleese plans to release a new musical based on "A Fish Called Wanda," which is tentatively set to debut at the C-Ca-Cath... Ca-C-C-Cath... C-C-Cath-Ca... Caaah-Ca-Caaaath... Caaaath-C-C... C-Cath...CAAA-Cath-C... CATHCART TOWERS (4)
(Some Blogger) Wheaton Blogger does "Where are they now" from "Stand By Me" kids, includes insightful observation "Wil Wheaton is really a nobody" (189)
(Yahoo) Obvious Hulk hate Shyamalan plot twist film. Hulk hate box office competition. HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH BOX OFFICE COMPETITION (66)
(CBC) Interesting Gene Roddenberry's son admits he didn't really like "Star Trek" until 1991 (16)
(Canada.com) Amusing Anne Hathaway on Steve Carell: "Making out with him is like the yummiest lollipop. Dipped in sunshine and wrapped around in a masculine wrapper." (33)
(Contact Music) Cool Dr. Who's Christopher Eccleston joins Ewan McGregor and Richard Gere in the Amelia Earhart biopic starring Hilary Swank. Why they made Amelia Earhart a flying horse, I'll never understand, but Hollywood is full of risk takers these days (30)
(Starpulse) Obvious Bobby Brown's son: "Whitney Houston is a terrible stepmother." Whitney Houston: "KISS MY ASS" (16)
(Some Guy) Amusing After laying low the opening weekend to make sure no one called the new Hulk fake looking, Dell steps up to claim responsibility for the "photorealistic visual effects." (34)
(Contact Music) Hero Neil Diamond declares that he will never pursue acting again, revealing that he has less hatred for mankind than we thought (14)
(Contact Music) Followup A representative for Sean Connery denies that the film legend fractured his ankle, goes on to call Alex Trebek's mother a whore (11)
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Screenwriter of Ang Lee's 2003 "Hulk" says everyone will like the new movie a lot better: "They weren't dying to see a movie about the Hulk's father." (51)
(The Sun) Interesting The Sun reviews Judas Priest, Disturbed, Kiss and Motorhead at the Download Festival. Lemmy, after asking if anyone remembers Thin Lizzy: "Come on motherf*******s it's Thin Lizzy. Don't make me come down there." (44)
(Reuters) Stupid Madonna's brother to publish a book about his extensive experience of... um... being Madonna's brother (11)
(The Sun) Interesting While Amy Winehouse is busy with the unfolding trainwreck that is her life, Leona Lewis might be primed to sing the new James Bond theme song (15)
(The Sun) Sad What's the only thing sadder than the last episode of "Blackadder"? The fact that Rowan Atkinson is the only "Blackadder" cast member to snub the show's 25th anniversary reunion (30)
(Wired) Cool Upcoming "Gotham Knight" anime pays homage to Christopher Nolan by mimicking his debut "Memento" (w/ pics) (9)
(Starpulse) Sad Craptastic celebrity dads- count your lucky stars, people (15)
(The Sun) Interesting Heath Ledger's Joker is rotten to the core... Johnny Rotten, that is (18)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass World smallest violin played as people line up to comform Kate Beckinsale and her HUGE derriere (39)
(MDN) Amusing Maker of "Hello Kitty" creates sequel: a pair of female fairy friends who live in a cherry forest (23)
(Some Guy) Scary Snoop Dizzle's Wife Fizzles, Booked for Swizzle, Mugshot is Fuglizzle (27)
(The Sun) Scary Yorkshire village residents rely on an Amy Winehouse scarecrow to keep pests away. Scary tag frightens the hell out of Amusing tag (7)

Sat June 14, 2008
(/Film) Followup The Incredible Hulk: The truth about Edward Norton vs. Marvel (37)
(Kotaku) Spiffy Want to be a background spectator in "Street Fighter IV"? You better act fast (19)
(Starpulse) Stupid Iron Man's newest enemy? A cranky photographer (16)
(Stuff) Stupid PETA asks public to send Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen hair clippings. Subby thinks a couple sammiches would be more appropriate (43)
(Starpulse) Sad Sean Connery hospitalized after fracturing ankle. Alex Trebek says, "THAT'S the Chicago way." (20)
(BBC) Spiffy Russell T. Davies, head producer of "Doctor Who" and "Torchwood", has been awarded the Order of the British Empire (55)
(Contact Music) Obvious Lindsay Lohan takes the Katherine Heigl route and removes her name from Emmy contention, declaring that her guest spot in "Ugly Betty" was too brief for recognition and that she had some serious rock to smoke on Emmy night (24)
(Some Guy) Amusing "High on TV" - A half-baked look at televisions biggest drug users and abusers (39)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Subby hereby volunteers to comfort Ms. Witherspoon through this trying time (32)
(Lemmy) Cool Hollywood (finally) has a great idea: "Lemmy The Movie" (42)
(Some Guy) Spiffy For your debating pleasure: screen cap from the midseason finale of "Battlestar: Galactica" (192)
(Some Guy) Silly Friday the 13th is over for now, but here's a look at the new Jason Voorhees (36)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Spiffy Barack Obama to appear on Jimmy Kimmel's primetime special. Presumably there won't be a "I'm F--king Hillary Clinton" video (20)
(Some Academic) Interesting Kevin Spacey named professor at Oxford. As usual, suspects students of cheating right away (19)
(Some Guy) Amusing Latest comic book franchise to get the "prequel" treatment: "Archie" begins epic storyline covering the Riverdale gang's freshman year (20)

Fri June 13, 2008
(ABC Action News) Florida Hulk Hogan reports family receiving threatening phone calls. Stupid rooster (15)
(ABC2News) Obvious Denise Richards just figured out that she has no skills, considers Playboy again: "I think that my niche is as a sex symbol." Yes Denise, we are not exactly bracing ourselves for a cure for cancer here. Now arch your back and smile (42)
(eBay) Cool Do it... do it now. Now! Do it three, two, one... now. Now! Sell me the car NOW (37)
(Some Guy) Obvious Ronald D. Moore says too much continuity helped ruin "Star Trek" (73)
(myouvies.com) Cool "Empire Strikes Back" writer to pen a big screen adaptation of "Robotech" (60)
(Contact Music) Interesting Kid Rock in the hospital after taking his health for granite. Of quartz, he feels like schist, but doctors hope that he'll make a gneiss recovery (37)
(Some Guy) Silly "The Dark Knight" clocks in at 152 minutes. "In the 1950s and early '60s, we had long, self-important movies about Jesus. In the 21st century, we have long, self-important movies about Batman" (90)
(Chicago Sun-Times) NewsFlash R. Kelly found not guilty. Prosecution pissed (332)
(Efilmcritic) Obvious "Forget the petition to make Uwe Boll stop making movies, 'The Happening' is so bad we should start one for M. Night Shyamalan" (90)
(Fox News) Followup Dr. Drew apologizes after godwining Tom Cruise for being batshiat crazy (49)
(CNN) Obvious "'Hulk' an action-packed pleasure," disappointing fans who thought it would be two hours of David Banner playing backgammon and discussing Wittgenstein over a cup of Earl Grey (74)
(LA Times) Amusing Profile of much-despised gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who was a drama major, got laid once in 2007, and is as insufferable a diva as you would expect (51)
(New York Daily News) Stupid Review of "Incredible Hulk" filled with great puns such as "not so smashing" and "it's not a Banner year for the new incarnation" (40)
(New York Daily News) Cool NYC's WPIX TV (Channel 11) to celebrate 60 years on the air with Spanky, Curly, Ralph, Bozo the Clown, Officer Joe Bolton and that darn squirrel from the Magic Garden. Pix.... Pix.... Pix (67)
(SFFMedia.com) Weird "Neuromancer" author and futurist William Gibson gives up on science fiction and decides to write about Microsoft's Windows Vista operating system, iPhones and what he ate for breakfast instead (44)
(Some Guy) Cool Christian Bale on acting: "I was standing on the corner of the Sears Tower, 110 stories up. I was looking at the face of the pilot and just hanging there, not fully aware that the blades were actually just feet from my head" (61)
(Yahoo) Cool The top 20 twists in movie history (spoiler alert) (193)
(Wizbang Pop!) Dumbass Lindsay Lohan pregnant? No, that would require... PENIS (36)
(Reuters) Interesting Jon Voight, taking his first TV series role in 40 years, signs on to play villian in upcoming season of "24" because he's RUNNING OUT OF TIME (26)
(IGN) Sad Like you didn't see it coming: Last half of final season of "Battlestar Galactica" won't air before 2009 rolls around. Frakking Sci Fi Channel frakkers (73)

Thu June 12, 2008
(io9) Interesting Superheroes who can't have sex and the villains they take it out on (47)
(Gawker) Obvious Here's the surprise twist: M. Night Shyamalan is a raging ass (57)
(WBIR.com) Scary Unholy alliance of Bobby Brown, Carnie Wilson, and Maureen McCormick set to invade small Tennessee town this weekend (7)
(Fox News) Asinine Tonight on Loveline with Dr. Nazi: Is Tom Cruise a homosexual alien that has been placed on earth to enslave our favorite actresses? (33)
(Contact Music) Spiffy "Alex Trebek's Mother and Me" to be unveiled at the Edinburgh Book Festival (14)
(CNN) Cool Hazzard's Cooter figures he drank 43,000 beers, 2,000 jugs of whiskey, wine, gin and vodka, and smoked pounds of pot in the 20 years he was out of control (90)
(Contact Music) Asinine American Medical Association hate smoking scenes in new "Incredible Hulk" movie. American Medical Association SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH puny smoking scenes (25)
(Canada.com) Stupid The most annoying character on one of TV's lowest rating shows may be getting a spin-off (28)
(myouvies.com) Asinine "Spider-Man almost made a cameo in The Incredible Hulk... but Sony had to be dicks about it" (53)
(Some Guy) Silly Writer hired after dazzling movie producers with her "I Dream of Jeannie" remake idea. It was a "pitch that seemed as if she had been living with 'Jeannie's' family of characters" (13)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila takes full credit for the gay marriage ruling in California (442)
(Some Guy) Amusing Kate Beckinsale says she's better at sex than cooking. When's dinner? (55)
(Business & Media Institute) Interesting Remember the overhyped post-nuclear war 80's crapfest "The Day After"? Get ready for "Earth 2100" in which civilization collapses because, you know, we ruined the planet with SUVs and stuff (78)
(The Superficial) Asinine Britney Spears on the ballot for an Emmy nomination. It's a special awards for her collected works in attention-whoring achieved on a global scale. So step aside Hugh Laurie, with your stupid skills and experience (37)
(AMC) Obvious Those classic science fiction films we all revere? Honestly, some of them really sucked: The "1998 Roland Emmerich version is actually the best-written, best-acted, best-produced Godzilla film ever made" (212)
(People Magazine) Obvious Breaking news from People Magazine: Eva Longoria is still not pregnant (27)
(Contact Music) Obvious Don't make Edward Norton angry. You wouldn't like Edward Norton when he's angry (53)
(Telegraph) Unlikely Liz Hurley claims Hugh Grant is like Austin Powers because women flock to him and men worship him (39)
(Backseat Cuddler) Interesting Mark Wahlberg says he wants the Beckhams to move back to the UK because they are causing too much of a f'in scene around their house (32)
(CBS New York) Obvious Katherine Heigl says "No thanks, Emmy, it's undeserved." People everywhere agree (64)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting Coldplay's fourth album hits the stores and iPods of every annoying yuppie suburban soccer family you know (132)
(Livenews) Asinine Mel Gibson has been counselling Britney Spears to help get her life back on track. His advice: 'Have more kids, less jews.' (55)
(Entertainment Weekly) Dumbass M. Night Shyamalan talks about failure of his beloved "Lady in the Water." "It's sad, because maybe it was just too innocent for the times or whatever" (144)
(Gizmodo) Cool BBC announce plans to make their entire programme archive freely available on the web (73)
(Stuff) Strange "God save the queen she aint no human being..." Are 70-year-old women the right kind of human beings to form a Sex Pistols cover band? (16)
(411Mania) Stupid Another version of "The Three Musketeers" is heading to theaters. Chris O'Donnell looks up out of the dumpster he's sleeping in and weeps tears of joy (51)

Wed June 11, 2008
(Some Guy) Spiffy In attempt to take "Spawn" in new creative and artistic direction, Image Comics hires some guy named Todd McFarlane (66)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Don Cheadle to be honored with the Sprit of Independence Award for bring peace to Rwanda, Dafur and Las Vegas (23)
(geektyrant) Dumbass Captain America cameo gets cut from 'The Incredible Hulk' movie (108)
(LA Times) Amusing "He wants us to move the f**king island." (40)
(E! Online) PSA Fire up your MySpace pages, teenage Farkers, Miley Cyrus is "totally single" (62)
(WGAL 8) Stupid Entertainment writer manages to wring 880 words out of Stan Lee's latest awkward cameo even though he only says one word -- "Wow." (9)
(GWM) Video New (kick ass) trailer for "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (115)
(Rotten Tomatoes) Cool Hulk smash-hit (78)
(Starpulse) Interesting Trent Reznor now plans a TV series: "Year Zero" is rumored to be set in 2025 with the world on the brink of environmental collapse. Al Gore rumored to join the cast as Baron Von Toleyouso (53)
(Some Hungry Metalhead) Cool I'll have the Slayer Burger. Oh, and double Anger (71)
(Yahoo) Followup Jessica Alba names her first child "Honor", in expectation of her second child, "Offer" (56)
(Queerty) Cool Queen Latifah may be ready to marry her lesbian lover. Yes, sorry guys, she's gay (115)
(News.com.au) Obvious Posh Spice has taken up facial yoga to save her looks. That little dot on the horizon is the horse whose stable door she has just shut (51)
(Starpulse) Followup Brooke Hogan is upset that her mom's a cougar now. Especially since the guy she's dating is a year younger than Brooke (71)
(Ecorazzi) Hero Paul Newman has quietly turned over his entire $120M stake in Newman's Own to charity, more than the entire Hollywood attention-whoring community combined (142)
(AP) Misc Cheeta the chimp trying for seventh time to get star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ungowa (9)
(Some Steve) Amusing Steve likes having his photo taken with famous people. Better still, he likes having his photo taken with famous people punching him (42)
(Now Magazine) Unlikely Self-confessed cad Calum Best stars in celibacy series. Rumours he's suffering from Repetitive Strain Injury unconfirmed (5)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Division of Simon & Schuster to publish deaf actress Marlee Matlin's memoirs. Audio-book version to be narrated by Garrett Morris (56)
(Some Guy) Stupid TV station forced to apologize after airing episode of "The Simpsons" that contained the word 'wanker'. Bloody Hell (42)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Liv Tyler says she regrets not giving actress Kate Hudson the tongue (73)
(AP) Cool 800-word Harry Potter prequel sells for $50k at lysdexia charity (20)
(OK) Followup May I have your attention please. Paul Newman does NOT have cancer. Move along, nothing to see here (14)
(Daily Mail) Strange The James Bond curse strikes again as orange-skinned, metrosexual Daniel Craig slices tip of finger off on set: "Some people are beginning to believe the film is jinxed" (46)
(Reuters) Interesting Disney to stream their movies online, for free. Then take them away, lock them in a vault for ten years, and charge you $30-50 for a special edition DVD (37)

Tue June 10, 2008
(Dallas News) Amusing It's not every day you get to see Gary Coleman wrestling a taco (24)
(LA Times) Cool Hulu gets The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Hear that, broadcast television? Your days are numbered (66)
(io9) Unlikely "The Last Airbender" will be M. Night Shyamalan's "Star Wars." Darth Vader is Luke's father. WHAT A TWIST (60)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Lindsay Lohan befriends Lily Allen, which is great because we are all angling for a drunk lesbian movie of the week here (34)
(Some Actor) Caption Caption what Lost's Naveen Andrews is saying to his fans (38)
(Forbes) Amusing Forbes Fictional 15. Turns out that neither Bruce Wayne nor Tony Stark can keep up with Ritchie Rich (49)
(Entertainment Weekly) Silly Entertainment Weekly picks seventeen big-screen sci-fi misfires. With at least one choice to infuriate your inner geek (slideshow) (180)
(Newsday) Interesting Arsenio Hall is coming back to TV, but don't get your woofs up (8)
(Starpulse) Hero Kate Hudson battles son's sex obsession, claiming her four-year-old son is obsessed with undressing women: "He thinks it's hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. It's started - the interest in boobies" (36)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Fox News' chickens are coming home to roost: Olbermann beats O'Reilly in ratings for first time ever (82)
(Some Guy) Dumbass New "Smurfs" movie will be live action. Be afraid. Be very afraid (47)
(Some Guy) Amusing Top 10 "Friday the 13th" films (32)
(ABC News) Unlikely Catherine Zeta Jones ages faster, Douglas ready to trade her in for being too old (41)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Director Louis Leterrier made "The Incredible Hulk" because he was sorely disappointed by Ang Lee's take on the superhero: "It wasn't the Hulk movie I wanted to see" (33)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool New INFORMATION. INFORMATION. INFORMATION regarding the casting of the miniseries remake of teh cult-classic Patrick McGoohan drama "The Prisoner" (45)
(Some Chick in Slacks) Silly While other celebrities devote their time to helping the environment and stopping world hunger, Jessica Simpson bravely takes on the epidemic of the unsightly panty line (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting The 25 worst sitcoms you've never heard of (if you never owned a television) (186)
(Some Guy) Amusing Shia LaBeouf is about to ask Isaiah Washington where he went to rehab(Not safe for work language) (36)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Madonna plans to trade acting for directing. For those of you keeping score at home, that's like going from submerging people in hydrochloric acid to running them through an industrial tree shredder (15)
(MSNBC) Obvious Tori Spelling gives birth. Hospital reports mother and foal doing well (18)
(Fox News) Stupid Courteney Cox's FX show "Dirt" cancelled after two seasons, inexplicably still on her ninth season of Lyle Lovett-style marriage (25)
(Reuters) Spiffy Hallmark inks licensing deal for CBS characters from past and present shows, so now you can finally get your Bea Arthur Christmas ornament (9)
(NYPost) Amusing On tap for "Celebrity Rehab 2" are Gary Busey (who says he's sober), Rodney "Hit Him Again" King, and, for a second time, Jeff Conaway. Let the Schadenfreude commence (25)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad "Nashville Star" premiere ratings are fantastic for USA Network. Unfortunately, this season isn't airing on USA Network (19)
(Starpulse) Sappy Mark Wahlberg fears failing his kids, the Funky Bunch (14)
(io9) Interesting "Iron Man 2" will feature Terrence Howard as War Machine, but there will be no drunk-ass Iron Man hilarity (43)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious "The Amazing Race" has never lost the reality competition Emmy award. Insiders suspect it's the only reality show aging Emmy voters actually watch. Here's why it must be stopped (40)
(Independent) Amusing Liza Minnelli's totally hetero ex-husband didn't get herpes from her and in fact never had herpes in the first place. Genital warts, now that's another story (12)
(Starpulse) Obvious Samuel L. Jackson is the hardest working man in Hollywood. He even wrote this motherfarkin' headline (42)
(TV Squad) Asinine David Schwimmer is making an American remake of "Little Britain", also to be titled "Little Britain" (57)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Kate Moss wants to have words with Sienna Miller after she dumped her best friend. Bring on the baby oil (29)
(Now Magazine) Interesting British TV presenter Ulrika Jonsson gives birth to her fourth child by a fourth different father. Article has very rare picture of Ulrika in a vertical position (34)
(USA Today) Asinine This summer's trend in Hollywood blockbusters: Killing everybody on Earth (76)
(Telegraph) Stupid P Diddy would like to know why the queen has never invited him over for afternoon tea (33)
(Stuff) Scary Jack Black wants to do more nude scenes. Please, God, no (30)
(Chud.com) Cool Something to dip your balls in. "The State" is finally coming to DVD (95)
(The Sun) Dumbass Michael Madsen goes berserk again, screaming and shouting in top London hotel, until taken away by ambulance. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? (32)
(News.com.au) Sad Stuntman dies on John Woo film while trying to earn a paycheck but the hard target didn't die from a bullet in the head or a broken arrow and a rescue was mission impossible too, no matter how hard-boiled he was (44)
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Soon, Donkey Kong will lay down his barrels, Ms. Pac-Man will cease to chomp and Paperboy will get off your lawn for the last time: The demise of the video game arcade is at hand (83)

Mon June 09, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Final season of "The Shield" finally gets a premiere date. FX spokesman promises ending won't suck like "The Sopranos" (47)
(Dlisted) Interesting Remember in "Iron Man" when Tony Stark got Burger King after escaping from terrorists? It actually wasn't awkward product placement - Robert Downey Jr. was just giving BK credit for saving his life in 2003. Really (113)
(Bitten and Bound) Unlikely Lionel Richie says the only thing that will help him get over the painful experience of parenting Nicole is some kind of award (14)
(Dlisted) Cool Three of the four Golden Girls reunite for the TV Land awards. (pics) Fap Fap Fap, indeed (45)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Jerry Hall auctions off dress she wore to wed Mick Jagger, saying, "I hope the next person to wear it has more luck than me." You can't always get what you want (10)
(Some Guy) Unlikely The new "Friday the 13th" movie looks awesome (32)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Spiffy The next Muppet movie will be surprisingly traditional and won't feature "CGI Muppets or some horseshiat" (29)
(BBC) Misc British sitcom actor arrested for drug possession. Then the police confiscate his trousers as evidence just as the dog decides to steal his underpants. Then the vicar walks in. With hilarious consequences (16)
(Some Nerd) Interesting Five questions not answered in the new Indiana Jones movie. Why it sucked not one of them (99)
(Guardian.com) Stupid George Michael does not want film budgeted at $100 million about WHAM to be made. In other news, somebody thinks spending $100 million on a film about WHAM is a sound investment (20)
(Celebitchy) Stupid Sean Combs wants to go back to being called Puff Daddy. But wait, not for his fashion label: Then it's Sean John. Oh, and keep Sean Combs when he's filming. Got it? Too bad King Douchenozzle Von Crunk is already taken (45)
(Deceiver) Sad Anne Hathaway has 99 problems, and a creepy embezzler for a boyfriend is one (38)
(NYPost) Interesting Latest Hillary Duff/Hannah Montana teen queen could be Miranda Cosgrove of "iCarly," despite her huge melon head (45)
(Philly) Cool Take that, Angelina Jolie: Lesbians think Tina Fey is the sexiest woman around (71)
(Idolator) Obvious Kiss cannot just quit as a band just because they are old and irrelevant. More money is yet to be made, so the next logical step is a reality show to find replacements for the whole band (33)
(CNN) Amusing Romero in the CNN newsroom: Just who is this "Stephen Colbert" character? (21)
(Daily Stab) Sad Hayden Christensen talks "Jumper 2" and "3" (35)
(The New York Times) Interesting Inside the writers' rooms of shows such as "Flight of the Conchords" and "House," including dry-erase boards, a critical dog and no eating on the pool table (42)
(Contact Music) Ironic Bill Murray's wife, who accused him of violence and drug abuse, gets drunk and beats her kids. Police is called out twice in one day while Bill is out of town, caddying for the Dalai Lama (38)
(Daily Stab) Unlikely Everyone's favorite guilty pleasure Hayden Panettiere is ready to be a pop music star (30)
(Canada.com) Spiffy Jessica Alba is hittable again (53)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass GSN moves to cancel its highest-rated series, "High Stakes Poker." Show interfering with network's plan to drive away viewers with vintage game show repeats (18)
(Retro Junk) Cool A retrospective of the women of the 80s. Come for the "WTF is she wearing?" picture of Michelle Pfeiffer, stay for the steamy hotness of Jamie Lee Curtis (semi Not safe for work) (76)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup R. Kelly's defense team turns to technology: The Photoshop defense (21)
(VGB) Video Matt Damon replaced with Guillermo in "The Bourne Conspiracy" (28)
(Reuters) Ironic Because it wasn't gay enough (51)
(Now Magazine) Dumbass British reality TV star Chanelle Hayes laments that her 15 minutes of fame seems to be up as she admits spent 12 hours simulating sex scenes with a puppet (25)
(Some Guy) Silly Hollywood is out of ideas: "Capricorn Two." OJ angrily refuses comment (26)
(Some Guy) Followup Tatum O'Neal blames her dog for drug binge, lost homework (18)
(Telegraph) Interesting Bestselling fantasy author and avowed athiest Terry Pratchett, who recently revealed he was suffering from Alzheimer's, has hinted that he has found God but forgot where he put Him (357)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting Twenty-five worthwhile documentaries about ambitious outsiders (20)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool A&E is rolling the dice with a new TV series starring Patrick Swayze. Here's to hoping Swayze outlives the show (20)

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