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Sun June 01, 2008
(Google) Sad Yves Saint Laurent looks absolutely faaaaaaaaabulous in this year's wooden overcoat collection (57)
(MTV) Cool Ted Leo improvises his way through technical difficulties on live TV like a pro (video) (18)
(Gawker) Interesting Rappers have many muses, from street reality to social problems to The Economist. Wait, what? (13)
(USA Today) Obvious Sex And The City movie earns $55 million, which will hopefully be donated to help the rising female STD rates & single moms that the show created (202)
(IMDB) Hero Morgan Freeman turns 71 today. I must admit I didn't think much of him first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man (58)
(Reuters) Obvious Hottest chick pickup location: Movie theaters showing "Sex in the City" that also serve alcohol (171)
(Bitten and Bound) Sick Linda Hogan takes cougarmania to a whole new level with teenage boy toy : ick (38)
(Den of Geek) Obvious Thirty upcoming sequels you didn't know about, and probably don't want to know about (68)
(Daily Mail) Strange Pole-dancer wins British talent search show. A male, 14-year-old pole-dancer. Dancing to the theme from Rocky (21)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Four-hour-long "Gone With The Wind" musical closes after bombing on London's West End (37)

Sat May 31, 2008
(Some Guy) Cool Peter Jackson: Dragons in my Napolenic Wars? It's more likely then you think (29)
(Contact Music) Interesting Sarah Jessica Parker makes it clear that she hates photo finishes (53)
(Contact Music) Sappy Professional lunatic Angelina Jolie makes amends with father Jon Voight (41)
(io9) Spiffy First look at new, trippy Gotham City. Joker must have put something in the water (34)
(SeattlePI) Misc Harold Perrineau talks about his return to "Lost" this past season: "Disappointing and a waste" (finale spoilers) (91)
(The Sun) Scary It's no wonder why Naomi Campbell's been wigging out lately (86)
(Defamer) Sad So much for "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" - Mel Brooks' Brooksfilms closes its doors (76)
(Defamer) Amusing John Cusack to Defamer: "If I answer your questions, will you stop writing nasty shiat about me? (20)
(YouTube) Video Like, WTF? (60)
(AMC) Obvious Facts of life: The sun rises in the east, Paris Hilton is a skank, and your favorite science fiction novel will always suck when adapted as a movie, and here's why (61)

Fri May 30, 2008
(Some Eco-Blogger) Spiffy If you were worried about your cellphone battery giving you cancer, you might want to rethink that Prius purchase (44)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Lindsay Lohan hospitalized after another "asthma attack." Publicist asked to come up with new excuses in the future (48)
(MSNBC) Followup Angelina Jolie HAS NOT had her twins yet. Carry on (21)
(Popular Mechanics) Followup Mythbuster Adam Savage says Lost's finale has junk science--but it's all a means to and end (100)
(Wall Street Journal) Cool While the original will always be great, the US version of "The Office" has stood up well on its own. Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica (72)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad "Lost" finale lowest-rated to date. Let's hope the island doesn't have to move to The CW (91)
(Bitten and Bound) Unlikely The French Press is reporting that Angelina has given birth to twin babies. It apparently occurred 5 days ago (26)
(CNN) Dumbass Lawyer says Britney Spears is not fit enough for court, eyes (30)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Charlie Sheen is getting married again. He'll be wearing an Armani suit, she'll be wearing a cheerleader outfit with crotchless panties (50)
(YouTube) Video Today would have been Mel Blanc's 100th birthday. Here he is on Letterman back in the early 80's (68)
(Daily Mail) Stupid The Daily Mail examines the two faces of Sarah Jessica Parker - one longer than the other (43)
(People Magazine) Unlikely "I went to rehab for foot surgery." Sorry, Steven Tyler, but you'll need a better hook than that if you want to beat Amy Winehouse at her game (15)
(Entertainment Weekly) Strange Somebody's remaking "Plan 9 From Outer Space". No, not Uwe Boll (39)
(Orlando Sentinel) Obvious Finally, a "Sex and the City" review that sums up the movie so well: "a treat for the fans, a shrug for the rest of us" (57)
(Contact Music) Obvious Sarah Jessica Parker won't say "neigh" to a "Sex and the City" sequel (35)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Celebrities and their Muppet doppelgangers (with Amy Winehouse as Animal goodness) (92)
(Some Geek) Wheaton Wheaton says he's through with Wesley Crusher, but still digs ABBA (43)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Do not try to motorboat Charlotte Church (197)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Disney blames timing for underwhelming "Prince Caspian" box office sales, forgetting that the movie was a total suckfest (54)
(Contact Music) Interesting Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" to be adapted for the stage as an opera. In related news, Al Gore invented opera (33)
(AP) Stupid "Lost" ends season on a note of mystery. Seriously, how much longer until we find out they've been dead this entire time? (153)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ice Road Truckers: "We're ready to start filming our second season." Owners of the Ice Road: " Great, but not here, bye." (38)

Thu May 29, 2008
(Wikipedia) Cool Since the "Official" thread was started at 10, 2, 3 how about a new Lost thread starting now (923)
(Reuters) Followup Shotgun wedding between Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed (33)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Sex and the City" premiere turns ugly. Well, uglier (56)
(AP) Sad My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of sorrow cascading into a waterfall of tears. Harvey Korman has passed away, at the age of 81 (367)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Oh Ouija board, has Hollywood truly run out of ideas? *moves triangle* Y...*moves triangle* E...*moves triangle* S (30)
(BBC) Followup Christian Dior dumps Sharon Stone from their China ads. Now THAT'S karma (17)
(DarkUFO) Cool Here's a few of the questions we will learn the answers to on tonight's LOST. Spoiler alert (40)
(TMZ) Amusing Clay Aiken to become a father. Wait, WHAT? (74)
(Canoe) Strange What better choice for a talk show host than someone who's been held captive in an underground cell for 8 ½ years? (95)
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass Bill Murray accused of drug abuse, beating wife, and abandoning his four young kids in blistering divorce filing. So he's got that going for him (95)
(Daily Mail) Silly Britney Spears is not pregnant, say her handlers. She has a belly because of the medications she's on, such as Cheetosil, Vodkadone, Twinkiecillin (48)
(Hollywood Tuna) Amusing Mariah Carey throws the worst first pitch ever (some NSFW-ish ads) (94)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Melissa Gilbert will star in a remake of "Little House on the Prairie" (25)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool That Terminator TV show is about to get hotter, and Scottisher. (Redhead thread) (113)
(C|Net) Stupid From the "Totally Missing the Point" Department: Blockbuster's latest idea is to allow downloadable movies. You just have to go to the store to do it (35)
(Contact Music) Cool Willem Dafoe to play a nightwalker in upcoming film "Cirque Du Freak." Not sold yet? Co-star will be Salma Hayek (29)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Bourne trilogy finds a place in MoMA. Submitter will find a place in YoMoMA later tonight (20)
(Starpulse) Silly Britney Spears rumored to play "Sandy" in Broadway's "Grease." But wait, shouldn't she be playing cigarette-smoking, knocked-up Rizzo, who sings about being lousy with virginity? (18)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Interesting strange story of the Worst Movie Ever Filmed, its disasterous premiere, and how it's pure snarky robot luck you've heard of it at all (54)
(YouTube) Video The first trailer for Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly's "Step Brothers" was ok at best, but the red band trailer looks farkin hilarious. (Not safe for work Language) (77)
(London Times) Unlikely JK Rowling 2007: "No more Harry Potter ever". 2008: "Except this bit" (42)
(News.com.au) Followup Sharon Stone apologizes for saying Chinese earthquake was karma, stating "My erroneous words and deeds angered and saddened the Chinese people, and I sincerely apologise for this." China: "Thanks. Nice beaver" (28)
(AP) Hero Kirk and Anne Douglas complete decade-long effort to provide 400 playgrounds to L.A. kids (with pic of 91-year-old Kirk going down slide) (81)
(Some Guy) Amusing John Travolta can blame "Battlefield Earth" for one more thing: Getting his name on the Drew Peterson witness list (38)
(People Magazine) Obvious George Clooney's relationship with Sarah Larson gets too serious -- so, per the usual, he cuts bait and gets the fark out (48)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Spiffy "Watchmen" fans, get ready to geek out over a 1940s picture of The Minutemen from the upcoming film (67)
(Variety) Stupid Good news: Just like Indiana Jones, Axel Foley will be returning to the big screen for a fourth adventure in "Beverly Hills Cop 4." Horrible news: Brett "X-Men 3" Ratner is in negotiations to direct it (57)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool The squee was deafening at the news that Neil Gaiman has been asked to write a story for the next season of "Doctor Who" (45)
(Cinematical) Silly Walt Disney launches comic-book line to "reimagine and rejuvenate" its old live-action movies. Apple Dumpling Gang to get mutant powers, while Old Yeller to get wise-cracking sidekick named Poochy (18)
(Film Music Society) Sad Alexander Courage, who wrote the theme song to the original Star Trek, has boldly gone where Scotty and Dr. McCoy have gone before (26)
(Contact Music) Sad Patrick Swayze puts the "Point Break" sequel in a corner (23)

Wed May 28, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter) Scary Department of Homeland Security fully cooperating with ABC for a new reality show about what a great job the Department of Homeland Security is doing (27)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Jeremy Clarkson faces the sack after admitting driving at 186 mph on a public road in London. "The speed limit is annoying because it holds up people who have got a job to do" (54)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing They have a plan: Cash-strapped NBC now selling $8,000 cylon centurion life-size robots from "Battlestar." Now if only they can program them to watch "ER" (35)
(Fox News) Interesting Patrick Swayze responding well to treatment; won't let cancer put him in a corner (31)
(Defamer) Scary Horrifying tattoo collection of celebrities, from bald Britney to Bob "come on down" Barker to Patrick Swayze with the body of a horse in a rainbow background (63)
(Some Guy) Amusing The original Fergie is mad because the press is calling her fat daughter "fat" (61)
(Starpulse) Cool Rock Star, the reality show that was the death knell of bands such as INXS and Supernova, will not help Velvet Revolver destroy their career -- they will have to rely solely on themselves (33)
(Starpulse) Stupid Former "Wild On" host Jules Asner has written a mystery novel. No word if the mystery has to do with where her career went after Brooke Burke took over as host (34)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Women in prison movie. Rose McGowan. Nothing further need be said (49)
(TMZ) Followup "CSI" actor Gary Dourdan, caught with enough drugs to bring John Belushi back to life, pleads guilty but gets no jail time (36)
(Dlisted) Scary Lil' Kim's plastic surgery turns her into Lil' Kat (54)
(MTV) Amusing William Shatner on what it takes to perform five songs at the MTV awards: "I'm inured to failure" (17)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Loser band that thinks they have a case against Miley Cyrus over a similar-sounding song figure it's a lost battle, so instead want at least free publicity from it all... by having Miley perform with them to compare songs (55)
(Boston Herald) Misc Country singer Chris Cagle and girlfriend jailed after drunken fight. At last, the writer's block is over (32)
(NYPost) Dumbass Self-proclaimed "Sex and the City" fanatic scammed for $19,000 for fake premiere tickets. Bonus: she flew in from Singapore for the premiere (24)
(Contact Music) Ironic Kirk Cameron calls Scientology "kooky" and "a cult" (168)
(MTV) Cool Dwight Schrute to battle Decepticons in "Transformers 2" (75)
(Bitten and Bound) Amusing Kid Rock has sworn off celeb women after Pamela Anderson. He'll stick to his groupies and strippers who will love him for his inner beauty (30)
(AZCentral) Sad Ewan McGregor has officially ruled out starring in "Porno," the follow-up to "Trainspotting." Because we all know an actor of his caliber would never star in a series of substandard knockoff sequels just for a paycheck (135)
(AP) Strange If you were at a Wendy's in Corpus Christi, TX yesterday, you weren't out of your mind -- that really was Eva Longoria working the drive-thru (32)
(USA Today) Stupid No. 27 on list of "signs your music manager sucks": You're an international hip-hop icon, and you want to introduce a line of clothing, so your manager inks a distribution deal with... SEARS (53)
(NYPost) Interesting Tolkien family says they're owed $160 million from the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. Studio says Peter Jackson spent it all on CGI and Ho Hos (44)
(BBC) Followup Even the BBC thinks Britain's Olympics logo sucks, so they hire the Gorillaz to create new artwork and music (20)
(GrownManAgenda) Interesting Two possible actors to play Spider-Man in parts 4 and 5 (which will be filmed simultaneously) (106)
(TMZ) Amusing Time to play everyone's favorite game: Celebrity Butterface (94)
(Some Guy) Silly Five problems with American comics (120)
(CNN) Followup Chinese theaters ban Sharon Stone movies after she suggests the recent earthquake was due to "bad karma." And with the rampant flooding expected after such a quake, China really could have used a beaver or two (58)
(The Sun) Weird Johnny Rotten wants to give Britney Spears a fresh new sound: "I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help" (60)
(AceShowbiz) Unlikely Lindsay Lohan's father confirms his daughter is an obvious lesbian (63)
(CNN) Sad Andy Griffith theme whistler tragically dead at 88, according to Aunt Bea. It's possible he just has a small scratch on his finger (29)
(KSDK) Interesting Southern Baptist library worker refuses to work at Harry Potter promotional event, and is forced to quit. ACLU suing on her behalf, but that won't stop some folks from claiming they're out to destroy religion (246)
(Boston Globe) Spiffy Closing the curtains with style: 14 classic TV season finales (90)
(People Magazine) Unlikely Kristen Dunst downplays rehab stint, stating it was for depression, not drugs (37)

Tue May 27, 2008
(Contact Music) Interesting Christian Bale opens up about his "Dark Knight" co-star Heath Ledger: "He was incredibly intense in his performance but incredibly mellow and laidback" (42)
(Some Guy) Interesting Amy Winehouse Wears Diapers (w/pics if you dare) (79)
(IMDB) Interesting Holy crap...Christopher Lee is 86?? (42)
(DListed) Amusing "Black Gold," a new reality show about oil drillers, has Matthew McConaughey's brother "Rooster" among its cast. Pic shows that a man in the oil business who calls himself Rooster looks about the way you'd expect (33)
(Deceiver) Sad Drea De Matteo's career is dead, now that she can't say "Christuhfuh" all the time (52)
(A Socialite's Life) Obvious Apparently the secret twist at the end of M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening" isn't going to be, "Wow, this movie was great" (107)
(ABC Action News) Cool Harrison Ford may fark Ben Affleck, take over roll of Jack Ryan (60)
(Some Guy) Boobies Kelly Brook looks even better without her bikini top (6)
(ABC Action News) Dumbass Sean "Diddy" Combs is determined to take suck to a whole new level (46)
(Mollygood) Sad Oscar, the German Shepherd who posed with Hollywood celebrities, dies of cancer. With pics of the good dog and celebs. Elizabeth Berkeley even strikes a pose. And you can tell he wants to bite Fred Durst (27)
(Billboard) Interesting Ray Manzarek discusses new Doors documentary with new never-seen footage, such as the footage of himself feeding on the rotting corpse of Jim Morrison while money comes out of his ass (68)
(Starpulse) Amusing "Sex and the City" star Jason Lewis, who has dated Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston, once had to dump a girlfriend because she was "stinky." If it smells like cologne, leave it alone (63)
(Some Guy) Interesting Is "The Hobbit" film about to be terminated? No, not the precious (45)
(Reuters) Misc Target picks up line of furnishings designed by Sami Hayek, brother of Selma. Article contains picture of Selma Hayek for some reason, though I'm not complaining (33)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Harrison Ford says he'll never play Han Solo again. Now someone else will have to play him in those six Star Wars sequels that George Lucas is working on (152)
(Free Press) Cool Giant rave/electronic music festival with 75,000 in attendance considered a family-friendly event; also deemed safest place in Detroit last weekend (33)
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Another sign of the Apocalypse: CBS to air new Mixed Martial Arts series. "So what if a little blood spills onto the lens?" (57)
(Local10) Interesting Celine Dion used 6.5 million gallons of water last year. Holy crap, what would she look like if she were dehydrated? (88)
(Telegraph) Amusing An interfaith game show which sees different religious groups competing against each other for cash prizes is to be launched in Britain, Oh this should go well (17)
(London Times) Hero "Eno is the best second-hand car salesman I've ever met. He could sell you anything" (22)
(Lancashire Evening Post) Amusing English actress Michelle Ryan's turn as the Bionic Woman has won her top place in a poll of the worst attempts at U.S. accents (100)
(Cracked) Amusing The eight least intimidating gangs in movie history (78)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Speculation and wild guesses about Season Four finale of "Lost" (55)
(Livenews) Followup Miley Cyrus continues world's longest strip tease (414)
(LA Times) Sad Director Sydney Pollack dead at 73. Sources say he was changing a light bulb with some of his family members and the house fell on him (85)

Mon May 26, 2008
(CTV) Unlikely Québec veut forcer l'Industrie du cinéma américaine pour doubler leurs films au français. Translated: Quebec wants to force the American Film industry to dub their films to French (78)
(WWTDD) Dumbass Just in case you didn't already know, here is more proof Sharon Stone is a goddamn idiot (67)
(Daily Mail) Cool The most dizzying portraits of famous people made entirely of bar codes you will see today (62)
(Bitten and Bound) Dumbass Tony Romo caught this weekend dragging along some extra baggage in Dallas (35)
(ICNetwork) Spiffy Modern scientists declare 1968 flick about monkeys throwing bones at weird stone obelisk as the most realistic science fiction movie of all time (69)
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Cool George Carlin has given 50 years to comedy, wants to remind you to stay off of his %#@&-sucking, mother- &#%@#&% lawn and to always be excellent to each other (52)
(Some Icelander) Cool Upside: Viggo "Aragon" Mortensen's photographic work to be in public exhibition. Downside: In Reykjavik (29)
(AFP) Strange Not news: Benicio del Toro wins Cannes Best Actor award for his portrayal of Che Guevara. News: Apparently someone at some point dubbed Benicio "The Latino Brad Pitt" and the press just ran with it (40)

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