Top ten "classic" movies that need to lose their classic status....contrary to many film snobs there HAVE been better movies made in the past 30 years	(140)
(Some Guy)		Top 10 countdown of badass movie cops who don't play by the rules (with videos, not safe for work language)	(27)
(SFFMedia.com)		Will Ferrell to battle scaly green lizard guys, mad dinosaurs, and short ape-men with attitude in "Land of the Lost" remake	(38)
		Jason Biggs just married some hottie way out of his league, just like in his movies	(32)
		ABC reporter just happens to have noticed a "new" trend of "hot housewives" on television. Obviously has forgotten about Florence Henderson, Shirley Jones, Roseanne Barr	(54)
(Some Guy)		The new non-bootlegged "Dark Knight" trailer	(126)
		Macgyver movie being made. Apparently not out of a rubber band, chewing gum and a toothpick either. Macgyver is going big budget	(34)
(Some Guy)		Kanye West flips out on critic who graded his live show a B+. Entertainment Weekly doesn't care about black people (not safe for work text)	(113)

		Lynne Harvey, whose age is not immediately known, nor important at this moment, lost her long running battle with leukemia, and passed away this morning. And now you know... the rest of the story	(40)
		'Speed Racer' the first of several anime adaptations. Coming soon? 'Ghost in the Shell' directed by Steven Speilberg ... wait, what?	(84)
(DocArzt)		Canadian Olympic uniforms look strangely similar to Lost's Dharma Initiative logos	(40)
		How David Blaine held his breath for 17 minutes. Even more amazing is how he managed to shut the hell up for 17 minutes	(73)
		"Panic" wins 2008 Edgar Award for best mystery play. EVERYBODY watch PANIC	(5)
		Iron Man personifies modern military contractors, particularly when he sells out Captain America	(73)
		Lindsay Lohan brings her special brand of coked-up magic to "Ugly Betty"	(19)
		Sean Combs launches limo service for drunk celebrities. This man is a genius	(38)
		Liberty City, Google map style	(22)
		Harrison Ford has no love for SERIOUS BUSINESS	(47)

		Hee Haw comedian dies. No, not him--his brother	(33)
		Ashton Kutcher gets drunk in Vegas with Ron Jeremy, wins $25k playing craps, ends up on stage with rap group: "I actually might be the only person who didn't have sex with Ron Jeremy that night"	(32)
		Mugshots are public info therefore fair game, so should USA Today be allowed to use Lindsay Lohan for drunk-driving ads?	(30)
		Ever wondered where all the gay superheroes were?	(79)
(Celebitchy)		The Daily Mail is really, really sorry that Lisa Marie Presley is as big as a house, really sorry	(12)
(Some Guy)		Look back to a time when Sunday funnies were epic, and Cathy was busy making sammiches instead of trying on swimsuits	(36)
(Knocked Up Celebs)		Jamie Lynn Spears practices being a mom. . . with a puppy	(32)
		Mary Ann charged with reckless driving, not finishing her joints, domestic violence against Gilligan	(23)
(Some Guy)		New Kids on the Block announce dates for their upcoming "Stay the hell off our lawn" tour	(30)
		Miley Cyrus made Time Magazine's most influential list. Oops	(40)
		According to TV and the movies, there are basically four styles of clothing you'll wear in the future, and three of them will be really uncomfortable	(96)
(B&C)		PTC still trying to murder CBS airings of "Dexter," parental responsibility	(81)
		'Made of Honor' may not be Patrick Dempsey's ticket to Oscar gold	(70)
(Stanford Daily)		After hunger strike, boy joined army. At age 9. To study ballet. Then it gets weird	(6)
		Old & busted: Undiscovered talent on American Idol. New hotness: Undiscovered talent in the NYC subway system. Please note, panhandling is not much of a talent	(56)
		Ex-porn-star/current plastic surgery victim Jenna Jameson kicked out of British nightclub for attempting to snort some of Peru's finest in the loo	(108)
		Sarah Jessica Parker attends premiere in $9 dress, proving that she can keep herself from being saddled down with high fashion costs	(86)
		"Iron Man" is every bit as awesome as you'd hope it'd be	(146)
		Old school David Letterman when he was funny, harassing Bryant Gumbel	(32)
		Top 10 best movie drunks. Well, Bluto and nine other guys, that is	(62)
(Some Guy)		Lex Luthor moves out of "Smallville," Doomsday moves in. Aging Clark Kent faces mid-life crisis	(69)
		British comedian sexually assaults woman on stage in front of crowd. Denis Leary plans to steal act and promote it as his own in America	(88)
(Palm Beach Post)		Jack Bauer will bless the rains down in Africa, but he's RUNNING OUT OF TIME	(21)

		The unkindest cuts of all: 21 bad movie hairdos (or hairdon'ts) (16-pic slideshow)	(43)
		Jack Nicholson wants one last dance in the pale moonlight	(25)
		In a desperate act to salvage both of their careers, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey get married and immediately sign up for reality tv show to be shown in heavy rotation on MTV at 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm & Midnight	(51)
		"Transformers" actress Megan Fox received serious street cred after receiving Wal-Mart ban	(56)
(Some Guy)		J.J. Abrams talks "Star Trek": "It was an opportunity to take what I think has been a maligned world — to sound crass, a franchise — and treat it in a way that made it something that I wanted to see"	(88)
		Not news: Anti-Iraq war movies have bombed consistently. News: So of course Hollywood's making another one. Fark: Starring Hillary Duff	(52)
(Mollygood)		Guy who once co-hosted "American Idol," Brian Dunkleman, is as bitter about his former employer as Paula Abdul's mouth is as she dry-swallows a handful of Percocets backstage before the show	(23)
		Orson Scott Card on why J.K. Rowling is an uncreative, greedy, attention whore	(87)
		Tom Cruise goes on Oprah for another interview. Doesn't jump and down. Acts fairly normal. So um, how about them Diamondbacks?	(24)
(Mom Logic)		Jason Priestley open to appearing on the new version of "90210." Or a guest shot on "Dancing With the Stars." Or at the opening of a new Payless. Or a shot at the grill, for once, instead of the damn fry station every day	(14)
		Uma Thurman testifies at her stalker's trial, fulfills every fantasy he ever had by reading his creepy letters in court: "My hands should be on your body at all times". Get in line, Stabby McStalker	(37)
		Britney Spears blew $61 million last year and missed out on $50 million by not touring. Current assets are 3 grand in her checking account, a half-case of Red Bull, and a box of ribbed Trojans	(226)
		Is the future of TV on the web, and is there any hope of it not sucking so much?	(73)
		Madonna tries to keep her fan base as wide as her vagina by whoring herself out to Justin Timberlake. Hello Deceny, Are You There? Its Me, NeuroticRocker	(52)
		Amy Winehouse proves to journalists she's still with jailbird husband Blake Fielder-Civil by showing them a lovebite. What a classy girl	(35)
		Nannygate Act II in the Rob Lowe saga. His employee revolt seems to bear out the adage that you just can't get good help these days. Wait, didn't this guy declare himself addicted to sex at one time	(7)
(Sleaze Roxx)		Richie Sambora to replace Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love? "If you thought Bret (Michaels) was must see TV . . . Richie is going to be a train wreck looking for love"	(35)
		K-Fed agrees to let Britney Spears spend Mother's Day with her children, so get your best headlines ready	(15)
		Tom Cruise sends Katie Holmes to Scientology's version of Guantanamo	(70)
		Ryan Seacrest lies, tells Idol audience that Paula Abdul isn't a drunken ditz	(33)
		It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C.... hey, what's happened to John Travolta?	(42)

		Guy who was booted from "American Idol" auditions vows to seek vengeance after taking offhand Simon Cowell remark a bit too seriously (includes deranged emails)	(31)
		After realizing that America's choices for its next president completely suck, Vin Diesel has decided to endorse the Dominican president for re-election	(17)
		Rumer Willis barely beats out Amy Winehouse, Clint Howard and Lemmy from Motorhead to make People Magazine's "Most Beautiful People" list	(82)
		Darryl Strawberry writing a book/memoir simply titled "Straw". Apparently, "Rolled Up Hundred Dollar Bill" had already been used	(22)
		Paris Hilton has song written about her. It's expected to be spoiled, shallow and inexplicably famous	(23)
		Burning question of the day: why is Salman Rushdie getting more ass than a toilet seat? There he is with Scarlet Johansson	(43)
(Gigwise)		The Top 20 Ugliest People in Music. Boy George looks like he's auditioning for the part of Sloth in Goonies III	(59)
		Britney Spears photographed walking around LA gym half naked wearing only a towel (with pics)	(75)
		TMZ reveals name and picture of 14 year old sex crime victim, apparently for no other reason than the child's parent is a celebrity	(184)
(FMQB)		Congress, tiring of the overreaching FCC, sets its sights on Chairman Kevin Martin. Howard Stern unavailable for comment	(17)
		After four minutes without oxygen, brain damage sets in. As this was a pre-existing condition for magician David Blaine, he was unharmed when he held his breath for 17 minutes	(46)
		Looking for a good role model for your kids this summer? Why not go see one of the superhero movies coming out. They include pompous, alcoholic, womanizing, reclusive superheroes. Yay Hollywood	(160)
		TV Show Face-Off: "Lost" vs. "Battlestar Galactica"	(205)
		"Girls Gone Wild" creator uncovers video revealing that Dupre flashed a fake ID and gave consent to be naked on the video, stripping her chances of winning the $10 million lawsuit	(261)
		Most anticipated comic book super hero movie in years expected to suffer at box office since everyone who cares will be in their parents' basement beating up hookers	(78)
		Ian McKellen is never late, farkers. Nor is he early. He arrives exactly when he means to	(26)
		Keith Richards still carries a knife for self-defense purposes. You know, just in case a mugger takes out his six bodyguards first	(18)
		"American Idol" prediction: White, Castro, Archuleta in trouble	(32)
		Hollywood thinks net neutrality will put a dent in their fight against piracy. Getting with the times and updating their business model to address reality apparently not on the table	(22)
		British farkers can relax now: Floyd the Inflatable Pig has been recovered	(88)
		The story behind Battlestar Galactica's unique closers (with video)	(60)
		David Blaine's next magic trick to take place on Oprah. Apparently, he'll be attempting to make submitter give a damn	(32)
		Scarlett Johansson's "Falling Down" music video has finally dropped. Michael Douglas still waiting for his ham and cheese Whamlette	(99)
		Paula Abdul has a few too many before tonight's "American Idol," accidentally reveals the show is scripted while judging the singers	(105)

(Some Guy)		Fox to release major motion picture based on video game no one has even played	(63)
		Actor failed to file income tax return for years on advice from accountant; will not go to prison since he's not Wesley Snipes	(49)
		TV's 50 best comedies ever. Good news: "The Simpsons" are No. 1, indeed. Bad news: "Arrested Development" is only No. 36	(220)
		Departing "CSI" star Gary Dourdan learned nothing from his years in simulated law enforcement and gets busted for drugs. Grissom sighs	(61)
		Cher once dated Tom Cruise, proving once again that she's a magnet for gay men	(84)
		Madonna is shocked and appalled at a Malawian sexual cleansing ritual. In related news, something sexual has actually shocked Madonna	(180)
		Vanity Fair website crashes after posting risque Miley Cyrus pictures. Obviously this means that America has a serious pedophile problem	(440)
(Some Guy)		Original Tony and Tia returning to co-star in Disney's latest sequel to "Escape from Witch Mountain." Eddie Albert unavailable for comment	(51)
		"I think it's ironic that she charged Gov. Spitzer $2,000 for sex and she wants to charge me $10 million for taking some naked pictures of her"	(272)
		Viewers of "How I Met Your Mother" to be subjected to a role reprisal by Britney Spears. In other news, there are people who watch "How I Met Your Mother"	(125)
		Director of Wagner Festival to step down after 57 years to take life easy, maybe kill da wabbit	(23)
		Not news: Big Brother contestant has done porn. Bonus: Midget belly dancer porn	(59)
		And finally the seventh seal was opened, and lo, there was Toby Keith's screenplay	(23)
		First look at the sleestaks of the new "Land of the Lost" movie	(81)
		Mel Gibson is back, sugartits	(46)
		When it comes to Carrie Fisher, Han definitely shot first	(227)
		Glastonbury lineup leaked amid ticket slump: A whole bunch of bands you've never heard of	(46)
		Country music songwriter arrested after roommate, father of former SNL star Cheri Oteri, found dead. That's gonna be one helluva song	(51)
		Michael Eisner awarded with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Immediately sells it off then complains it looked a lot better when he had it	(10)
		Bob and Doug McKenzie of "Strange Brew" fame will be getting their own TV show soon... oh, and did we mention it's a cartoon?	(45)

(Shack News)		"Duke Nukem Forever, the game, actually exists."	(60)
(Some Guy)		Pixar employees getting tired of dealing with paranoid, half-assed Walt Disney Imagineers	(69)
		From the "better late than never" file: "'Rock Band' is great fun with friends." As opposed to playing all the instruments together by yourself	(63)
		Donatella Versace, Harold and Kumar, Henry Kissinger... look at all these scary people at the White House Correspondents Dinner	(43)
(Some Guy)		In exciting 1994 news, Daisy Fuentes goes topless (Not safe for work)	(18)
		Lebowski Fest this July. Bonus Bridges and Goodman want to go. Along with the urban achievers	(337)
		Robert Downey Jr. blames the film "Less Than Zero" for fueling his drug addiction. In related news, liquor stores told to be on high alert for the actor when he starts filming the drunk-ass "Iron Man" sequels	(118)
		Not news: Giant, inflatable pig during Roger Waters concert. Fark: Underside of pig says "Obama" with checked ballot box	(142)
		Miley Cyrus embarassed over new pics in Vanity Fair, because if Disney says you're embarassed, you're embrassed	(324)
		"It's as if millions of kittens cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." Footage of 26 "Deal or No Deal" models in Princess Leia slave-girl bikinis	(90)
		For sale: Slightly used houseboat, may have Tom Hanks' DNA on the ceiling	(23)
(Some Guy)		Director Guillermo del Toro says Ian McKellen and Andy Serkis are onboard for "Hobbit" films, also explains how his movies will be different than Peter Jackson's	(281)
		Composer of Dr. Who theme song dead at 82. "Without him, we wouldn't have techno, hip-hop or any kind of music which is sustained by technology"	(54)
(Some Guy)		Geek forum from 1999 speculates and comments on upcoming LOTR movies as cast is announced. Danny DeVito? Perfect Bilbo. Elijah Wood? NOOOOO	(34)
(Some Guy Le Douche)		Former MXC sidekick and current governor of Japan's Miyazaki province "Kenny Blankenship" has had his likeness immortalized on a tissue box. In other news, Kenny Blankenship is the governor of a Japanese province	(37)
(If It's Movies)		"Office Space" creator Mike Judge set to direct a new comedy starring Jason Bateman	(100)
(Some Admissions Office)		Brooke Hogan denied admission to Florida State, Central Florida and South Florida, out of fear that she'd bring her shiatty "reality" show along with her	(67)
		The 15-year-old child star who absolutely positively did not pose for a photo showing her bra has now posed topless for Vanity Fair. Why don’t you have a seat over there?	(115)