(TV Guide)		Sarah Connor will have at least one more season to avoid being killed	(23)
		More people went to see Jet Li and Jackie Chan than Jason Segel's penis this weekend. Penis	(29)
(iF Magazine)		Heidi Montag says she will only do a big screen version of "The Hills" if Denzel Washington is signed on. Yeah, it will be called "The Oscar Winner and the Skanky, Clown-Boobied Bimbo"	(30)
(Some Guy)		The six most disappointing "Star Wars" characters	(128)
		Her only discernable "talent" was once looking hot in a Union Jack mini but Ginger Spice plans to be the next JK Rowling and Angelina Jolie	(15)
(People Magazine)		Oh great... here we go again with the frenzy of a has-been singer appearing on a second-rate comedy. For the second time. The 15 minute fame clock must really be broken	(22)
(Some Guy)		"Fawlty Towers" beats "Blackadder" as Brits vote for their most iconic television comedy show of all time	(100)
		Variety editor Peter Bart on the best (or not-so-best) opening lines to greet celebrities. Tragically omits "Nice clown sweater, Wil"	(21)
		Professional singer Scarlett Johansson blasts Lohan, Hilton for attempting music careers	(38)
		Jesus Christ, it's Amy Winehouse. Get in the car. (w/ DO NOT WANT pic)	(55)
		Liz Hurley in several bikinis. Like the fist of an angry god. (Safe For Work)	(56)

		Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James unhurt after head-on collision with drunk driver. No word if it was another Ford that tried to end the life of Jesse James	(40)
		Spielberg & Lucas talk Indiana Jones. "We have managed to keep the fact that Will Ferrell is the main villain in Crystal Skull out of the blogosphere"	(50)
		Not news: $260,000 Aston Martin demolished during James Bond shooting. Fark: By a technician who ran it off the road into a lake while driving to the set	(82)
(Some Guy)		Review of Jenna Jameson's metaphorically existential new movie "Zombie Strippers"	(22)
(Cracked)		If "Juno" was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest	(121)
(Some Guy)		That live-action "Justice League" movie that no one thought would ever be made? Producer says it has been "tabled"	(40)
(Some Trekker)		If you've ever wondered what every single Star Trek starship bridge looked like in breakaway detail -- with size comparisons -- today is your lucky day, fanboy	(34)
		Iglesias says Kournikova keeps rebuffing marriage proposals. Subby knows exactly how he feels	(25)
		A first look at some of the tricks behind the trippy technicolor worlds of "Speed Racer"	(59)
		Tyler Perry casts Bill Cosby's Rudy Huxtable as Tyler Perry's Madea's latest foil, Prostitute Candy, in Tyler Perry's latest Tyler Perry film "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail"	(47)
		President Bush to appear on "Deal or No Deal". Contestants refuse to choose the briefcase he's holding	(111)
		Grace Slick and Paul Kantner settle the rights to the name Jefferson Starship 20 years after everyone stopped caring	(43)
		Two concerts by Madonna? That'll be $25 million please	(17)
		Harrison Ford talks Indy Jones and Han Solo. "I did urge George to kill the character... but I couldn't get George to go along with that. He didn't want to stop making the toys''	(32)

(NY Times)		CNN reporter Richard Quest busted for meth possession; It's not news it's ... oh, wait it is news	(33)
		Seth MacFarlane interviews George Lucas	(38)
		♪ Believe it not, they're out of ideas / They never thought they could be this dry / Stealing away all 80s TV / What could it be? / Believe it or not, its Mr. Hinkley ♪	(36)
(Some TNG fan)		Wil Wheaton guest stars on Numb3ers tonight-what other show would you like to see him do a spot on?	(86)
(Some Guy)		DC Comics writer says upcoming series "Batman R.I.P." will not mark the death of Bruce Wayne. "What I am doing is a fate worse than death"	(57)
		Real-life Sarah Marshalls not entirely pleased with the marketing for a certain new movie	(37)
(Some Guy)		Even Lourdes, Madonna's daughter, is embarrassed and wishes her mom would put some clothes on. Unibrow	(67)
		Tom Brokaw gave his best Admiral Ackbar warning to Katie Couric about the risk of moving from morning TV to evening TV	(10)
(GrownManAgenda)		First Look at GI Joe's Scarlett from Aug. 2009 Movie	(74)
		Judd Apatow is a comic genius with a heart of gold, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupid poopypants	(44)
(Bits NY Times)		Scott Adams to outsource Dilbert in desperate attempt to find the funny	(42)
		The new Bond will be a metrosexual with a fake tan. Sean Connery overheard quipping: "Not a fan of the ladies, are you Daniel?"	(40)
		A shocking surprise to all of us, scientists say that "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" is not historically accurate	(30)
		Sigourney Weaver and Ridley Scott wanted to re-team for another Alien flick. Fox instead made "Alien vs. Predator"	(54)
		Apparently unable to locate a single bipedal form in South Florida containing feminine characteristics, Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade reportedly dating Star Jones	(48)
(Some Guy)		Cynthia Nixon reveals that one of the four main characters will die in the forthcoming "Sex and the City" movie	(98)
		"Battlestar Galactica" head Ron D. Moore to write big-screen sci-fi trilogy for Tom Cruise. Time for a "Battlefield Earth" re-imagining?	(83)
		Gary Busey evicted from his Malibu home. Landlord handed him the eviction notice and then ran far, far away, really fast	(144)
(Email Wire)		Late-night Fox show "Red Eye With Greg Gutfeld" is about to get a LOT more viewers after agreeing to let an adult film star do some of their reporting	(31)
		Minnie Driver is keeping baby's sex a secret. Probably because she could be arrested for that	(36)
		Kanye West has something else stupid to say	(33)
		Crabgate: "Deadliest Catch" scandal, Discovery Channel's "realest of reality shows" caught in fishy editing due to leaked script	(95)
(dlisted)		"There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie." This was said by Jenna Jameson about the movie "Zombie Strippers"	(39)
		So tell me Miss Mills, what was it that first attracted you to multi-millionaire Donald Trump?	(46)
(Excess Hollywood)		The fat chick from "Hairspray" is getting her own talkshow. This is not a repeat from 15 years ago	(50)
		Everything dies, baby that's a fact/but maybe everything that dies someday comes back. Springsteen keyboardist Danny Federici dead at 58	(43)
		"Star Trek" writing team moves on from green alien babes to sub-aquatic alien babes	(13)
(Some Guy)		NBC exec. wants Apple to address piracy issues and wants Apple to raise their prices for NBC's content. This is good news because computer users have been unable to download NBC programs otherwise	(21)
(Dlisted)		Say hello to my little....WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO AL PACINO?	(76)
(Some Guy)		It's too early to tell whether or not the new "X-Files" movie will suck, but one thing is obvious: Gillian Anderson is absolutely smoking hot (safe for work)	(91)
		Judge tells J.K. Rowling at end of copyright infringement trial that her Harry Potter story lines are “gibberish”, reinforcing the point that some of us have been making for years. Maybe now you people will listen	(81)

(Some Guy)		Heather Mills wants to buy a home in every city where Paul owns a home at. Paul has now contacted real estate agents in Iran, Iraq and Detroit	(41)
		David Hasselhoff will lose half his stuff but "Don't hassle the Hoff" remains his, so you can't have it. Not yours	(15)
		This just in: Former sex kitten Brigit Bardot is still alive and pissing off Muslims. (With do not want photo)	(76)
		Venezuela stops having a cow, man	(38)
(OK Magazine)		Maura Tierney of "ER" wants her character to be killed off. In an amazing coincidence, TV viewers want "ER" to be killed off. And buried in lime with a stake through its evil heart	(89)
(Shameless)		“I’d rather be smart than be a movie star," says Natalie Portman, who should have no problems with either assuming she never again answers a George Lucas phone call	(68)
(Alley Insider)		"Arrested Development" dead on TV, alive on the Internet: Consistently the most-watched show on Hulu.com	(139)
(Some PB Max Lover)		Ten horror movies that need remakes	(136)
		Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta divorce a biatch?	(35)
		Heather Locklear refuses to marry anyone who hasn't had a No. 1 album	(33)
		"Grand Theft Auto IV" review: So good, it's criminal	(150)
(Some Guy)		Shatner says he was surprised when all his "Star Trek" co-stars told him to his face that they hated him	(80)
		Disney wants to get mega star Miley Cyrus autobiography completed before she messes up	(39)
(Minnesota Daily)		Reviewer slams Bob Saget, complaining that the "wholesome clean-freak dad is now an edgy and inappropriate bastion of bad taste." Bob Saget trifecta now in play	(169)
(TMZ)		John Mayer works security for Bob Saget (with video)	(20)
		Joe Simpson, sleazy father of semi-pregnant Ashlee, trying to get $1 million for daughter's photo on a magazine cover, but has hit the wall at $60,000 offer from Field & Stream	(35)
		Britney Spears hits the treadmill, then hits the Marlboro Reds. The Daily Mail is there	(35)
		David Cross lands himself Amber Tamblyn. Well played, sir	(130)
		Don't look now, there might be a "Beverly Hills 90210" comeback. In other news, lots of new shows set to be canceled before they air	(2)
		"I sleep with my co-stars," says Robert Downey Jr., who just co-starred with Gwyneth Paltrow	(40)
(DenOfGeek)		Saws 2-4 director: "I’m sick of seeing the same movies. I’m sick of seeing cookie-cutter, manufactured movies”	(156)
		"Men In Black" and "Addams Family" director Barry Sonnenfeld is freaked out by the Internet	(10)
		When "Waterworld" and "Showgirls" can claim DVDs of their own, it takes an especially bad movie to remain stuck on VHS in 2008. These 10 films are that bad	(140)
		Once upon a midnight dreary / as a star lay home and weary / lost in remembrance, looking back / she passed away from a heart attack	(9)
(Some Guy)		Host of Christian TV show with 200,000 weekly viewers comes out of the closet	(61)
(Some Guy)		Seeking to tie up the "yammering broad" demographic for the Republicans, Cindy McCain will co-host "The View"	(34)
(Jezebel)		Plastic surgeon writes children's book explaining why mom's new boobs really are more important than their college education	(36)
(If It's Movies)		Jon Favreau reminds us we will never have a house as cool as Iron Man's	(17)
		David Caruso stalker mysteriously disappears. Case expected to be solved in last five minutes	(18)
		My Chemical Romance frontman pleads with citizens of Mexico City to end brutal, senseless attacks on Mexican emos. In other news, there are Mexican emos	(51)

		High School drama department in trouble for performing "Vagina Monologues", can't get through first act without snickers and some guy in the back yelling PENIS	(170)
		Look at behind-the-scenes drama of "The Incredible Hulk." Don't make Edward Norton angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry	(26)
		TFer is having dinner and actor John Lithgow is right behind me at the bar. Gimme something funny to say to him (VE)	(281)
		Martha Stewart's dog, Paw Paw, has died. Will be gutted, stuffed with potpourri and used as a coffee-table conversation piece	(100)
		New X-Files movie to be titled "The X-Files: I Want to Believe (It Won't Suck)"	(79)
		Vocalists such as Rod Stewart, Dionne Warwick and James Taylor team up to pay tribute to the greatest songwriter of our time: Burt Bacharach	(63)
		Willem Dafoe lashes out at Hollywood for placing box-office receipts ahead of great art. Hollywood considers the question for just a second, retorting “You’re kidding, right?”	(105)
		Deborah Gibson files a restraining order against fan who tries to get backstage at all of her concerts. In related news, Deborah Gibson still has a fan	(63)
(Some Guy)		Neil Diamond said his new album was "painful to write." Not as painful as it is going to be for us to listen to it, Neil	(48)
		Alicia Keys tries to clarify what she meant when she said, "Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other"	(66)
		Pete Doherty is enjoying his stay in jail, idling away the time doing smack	(12)
(Some Guy)		The Marilyn Monroe sex tape was a hoax. As usual no one in MSM bothered to do any fact checking, got too excited at the prospect of talking about boobs on air	(186)
(People)		The big hit at Monday night's Country Music Television awards? Snoop Dogg, of course	(36)
		This is Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy	(106)
(The London Paper)		Keith Richard's body is so amazing that people are lining up to get their hands on it	(15)
		Wood you believe it: Madonna, Celine and Camilla have family tree that branches all the way back to the same carpenter	(33)

(Some Guy)		Steven Spielberg acquires "Ghost in the Shell" for adaptation into live-action 3D feature	(94)
(Some Movie Guy)		Some guy is making a movie that you can be part of. All you've gotta do is draw a number and email it to him. Oooh, artsy	(30)
(Some Guy)		New Line Cinema gets the ax	(46)
		Prosecutor seeks three years in prison for Wesley Snipes, one for each "Blade" movie	(47)
(Some Marketing Guy)		Toby Keith realizes he might like to sell a record or two after November	(56)
(TMZ)		Robin Leach, looking like a giant blueberry Laffy Taffy bar, spotted pole dancing (pic)	(35)
(Mollygood)		Oprah close to dropping Dr. Phil from the mother ship: "People don’t trust him like they used to," source says, implying that he was once trusted	(107)
		Neil Diamond announces new album release and tour dates. Reports of drifters killed just so Neil could get an erection to stretch from St. Paul, MN to Jacksonville, FL	(44)
		Stars who spent time on soaps	(42)
		The Disney machine is cranking out their next megastar. Demi Lovato has the creds to be the next Miley and no Billy Ray baggage	(42)
(B&C)		Tim Robbins goes on tirade at National Association of Broadcasters' annual show. He's right, but he's still a dumbass	(53)
		Mariah Carey is back to her teenage weight. However, if you subtract the weight of those two silicone balloons in her chest, she actually weighs less than when she was a teenager	(98)
(LIVENEWS.com.au)		Heath Ledger was so dedicated to method acting for his role as The Joker he went batshiat insane (article contains movie details/spoilers)	(81)
(Some Guy)		The last of Disney's nine old men has died	(28)
		Housewives all over America are gradually coming to the realization that Dr. Phil is full of shiat	(55)
		The new "Incredible Hulk" poster is all emo	(94)
		Artists like Miley Cyrus selling chastity as a marketing tool really are just pushing sex out there. Ask Britney how well it worked for her	(74)
		What does Patrick Stewart do for fun? He makes it so	(55)

		"Fast and Furious 4" greenlit, horrible quadrilogy trifecta in play	(42)
(Some Guy)		Star Wars music quiz. Test your galactic tunes knowledge	(38)
		First reviews of "Iron Man" begin trickling in. Getting more love than Tony Stark on a bender	(75)
		Tom Cruise concerned about Posh Spice's influence on Katie Holmes; Markab soldiers loyal to Xenu returning	(26)
		Keanu Reeves on The Game's method acting style: "I hit him with the fake phone book. But he said, 'This isn't working, I don't believe you. Use the real phone book.'"	(31)
(If It's Movies)		You can now have even more epileptic seizures by watching the four minute extended "Speed Racer" trailer	(54)
		Fox greenlights new series from "Battlestar Galactica" head Ronald D. Moore, featuring a starship heading away from Earth this time	(55)
		There is going to be a spin-off of "The Office" which will premiere after the Super Bowl in 2009. In other news, the game running late will upset a lot of DVR users	(35)
(TMZ)		Ashlee Simpson pregnant, Joe Simpson whistles innocently	(56)
		"'Girls Gone Wild' president cleared." Well, yeah, but Hillary was still pretty pissed	(58)
(CareFair.com)		Victoria Beckham makes it on both the Best and Worst Dressed list	(9)
		William Shatner on rubberneckers who taunted him after he crashed his motorcycle: "Finally they uttered the ultimate insult, 'Beam me up Scotty,' so I gave them the finger."	(135)
		Beastie Boys, too old and boring to rap anymome, making yet another documentary	(74)
		"Austin Powers 4" has a script. Recycled jokes from previous Austin Powers movies, more than likely	(57)
		HBO: Is it still worth the price of admission?	(105)
		Bret Michaels hung out with a David Lee Roth impostor in the late 80s. In related news, the Whisky A Go Go really was a huge repository for wastes of human skin	(27)
(The Rubber Chicken)		Britney's "Piece of Me" dissected line-by-line: A chart-topping love letter to cannibalism, underage drinking and the late Gary Gygax	(21)
(Brian Cuban)		Overpaid and overrated celebrities	(62)
		Cate Blanchett is the latest celeb to hang a catchy moniker on her offspring. He shall be known as Iggy the Aussie	(17)
		Guy Ritchie chose a cookie diet over sex with Madonna	(48)
		Director John Buechler made a little known film called "Troll," released in 1986, which featured a young boy called "Harry Potter Jr."	(48)
		Kate Hudson can't watch her films either	(31)
		"Doctor" Phil backpedals fast, says staff "went beyond our guidelines" after bailing out snowflake accused of beating girl on video, cancels show about topic	(272)
(TVsquad.com)		"Heavens to Mergatroid!" A history of Hanna-Barbera, and some cartoons too	(34)
		Texans like their food and women HOT. The newly crowned Miss USA's bikini photos sizzle	(36)
		Marilyn Monroe finally gets into the modern movie star sex film trend	(63)
		After coming to the realisation that "In England, people don't like me," Heather Mills is to tuck her tail between her leg and move to America	(54)
		Top 10 movie hitmen of all time (with clips of all 10)	(96)
		Patrick Stewart didn't have to learn lines to play Macbeth, as he already memorized the entire play more than 50 years ago. *facepalms*	(74)
		Gerard Butler on rumors that he's dating Cameron Diaz: "This... is... BULLSHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"	(19)
		Britney Spears in minor traffic accident. It's not news, it's Britneymania	(24)