(Wikipedia)		Today would have been Abe Vigoda's 87th birthday	(22)
		"Nothing is obscure on Fark." Test that maxim by quoting from you favorite obscure movie, book, or song, and see if you can Stump the Farkers	(1455)
		Anne Rice promises one more Lestat book, most likely with Omen III God saves Lestat suckfest swoop gargle ending. She says it's not for the money	(24)
(And the nominees are...)		Official 80th annual Oscars discussion thread	(1781)
(Jezebel)		Having conquered craziness and hounded a musical legend into suicide, Courtney Love takes on anorexia. And it looks like she's winning (SFW)	(23)
		Hollywood's greatest on-screen pairs. Actors in "Your Testicles and You" scene from Johnny Dangerously strangely absent	(27)
(Some Guy)		Heidi Klum to Jay Leno: "I would love to bite you"	(14)
		Oscar may have to share the stage with a storm rolling into the Southland Sunday. The National Weather Service predicts a storm will hit Southern California with winds gusting up to 30 miles per hour	(37)
		David Blaine to attempt world-record for sleeplessness after already setting records for immersion, lying on ice, being a self-aggrandizing douche	(27)
(Star)		Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and Angelina Jolie's lips = Perfect Woman	(517)
(Some Sewed-Up Crotch)		Remembering some good old days with John Travolta: "Every morning I sewed up his crotch"	(6)
(Some Guy)		Tom Cruise beams onboard Starship Enterprise. Oh please let him be wearing a red shirt	(38)
(M&C)		Angelina Jolie either pregnant or had a big lunch. Either way, someone get that girl a sammich	(13)
		Paris Hilton ... "the best person ever" according to crazed fans	(30)
		Author cautions against "the Hillary argument" in voting for Academy Awards	(14)
		On the day of the 80th annual Academy Awards, the top 10 films which should have won an Oscar but didn't	(437)
		And the winners of the Razzies are: Eddie Murphy for Worst Actor, Worst Supporting Actor, and Worst Supporting Actress?	(14)
(Some Guy)		In a forecast of what might not happen at the Academy Awards, "Juno" wins big at the Independent Spirit Awards	(47)
		The $3,500 fashion sensation, high heeled shoes that don't have a heel. Crash helmet and bandages to heal wounds not included	(40)

(Some Guy)		Little girls may be disappointed when they see the picture of their heartthrob Zac Efron kissing a guy. It’s no shock to Vanessa Hudgens though – she probably took the photo	(50)
		Betcha didn't see this one coming: the cast of the fourth "Final Destination" movie is revealed and will be directed by the "Snakes on a Plane" director	(22)
		Lindsay Lohan and Eddie Murphy take 11 of 12 Razzies for "I Know Who Killed Me" and "Norbit", just missing clean sweep because neither was a sequel or prequel	(16)
(Some Guy)		Jerry Bruckheimer to adapt U.K. sci-fi series for CBS. Expected to be about the same, just louder	(16)
(Some cyborg)		News: MTV is casting non-union actors for promo spots. Fark: Here's the link to apply. You're welcome	(16)
(Some Guy)		Gay men and spinsters rejoice: here's the full "Sex and the City" trailer and poster workup	(21)
		British magazine FHM's sexiest women poll crowns Heather Mills as woman with least sharp knee	(27)
(Cincinnati Enquirer)		15-year-old becomes youngest "Jeopardy" winner and travels through time as her picture looks like a mid-20's librarian	(74)
(Some Guy)		New "Iron Man" photo demonstrates why it's good to be Tony Stark	(29)
		Like OMG, Britney can see her kids again	(15)
(Some Guy)		J.J. Abrams talks "Cloverfield 2"	(42)
		"An addiction to a drug is no different than an addiction to Harry Potter or the Internet or pornography."	(125)
		Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to irate "Star Wars" fans being pissed off at Moby for dating Natalie Portman	(35)
		Anne Frank musical opens to positive reviews, despite cast having to be really quiet and not tell anyone which theatre it is in	(22)
		Bon Scott statue to be unveiled in Perth on Sunday. In other news, THUNDER	(31)
		The fictional Dumbledore is gay, but his off-screen persona is a wicked pimp living in a MFF threesome	(14)
(Some Guy)		Steven Colbert in full set of armor = win	(44)
		Black Crowes say Maxim printed review of new album without hearing it. When did Maxim start putting articles in the magazine?	(45)
(Some Guy)		Something may be reversing the polarity flow through the gate: Mysterious new "Ghostbusters" announcement expected at San Diego Comic Con	(43)
		Snoop Dogg's in trouble with the law again over marijuana possession. In other news, the sky is still blue, the world is still spinning, and Larry the Cable Guy is still mercilessly unfunny	(24)
(Some Guy)		Mink eyelashes, cleavage buffing, underarm Botox - how the stars are preparing for the Oscars	(19)

(Some Guy)		If you remember Kelly LeBrock as the gorgeous babe in "Woman in Red" or "Weird Science", please don't click. Preserve your childhood memories	(88)
		The show-stealer at this year's Oscar ceremony will be an Irishman who looks like a Muppet and a Czech teenager singing "Falling Slowly" from the film "Once"	(22)
(Atlantic Monthly)		A reporting of Raymond Chandler's kick-ass 1948 Oscar rant	(11)
(Some Guy)		Megan Fox's breasts show up in Milan	(40)
		Flo Rida is number one on the Billboard charts, narrowly beating out competition from Ari Zona, Del Aware and Mary Land. Miss Issippi unavailable for comment	(39)
		In a display of carnage not seen since the days of Billy and the Boingers, Amy Winehouse causes $6,000 worth of damages to a hotel room with cigarette butts, champagne bottles, and hairballs	(66)
(Some Guy)		Hollywood blockbusters turned into classical Russian woodcarvings	(28)
(Some Guy)		First pic from "Lost Boys 2." Not a Corey in sight	(36)
		No Country for Old Meh: Tommy Lee Jones apathetic about the Academy Awards	(50)
(Huffington Post)		The fact that Dennis Miller has been reduced to hosting a game show called Amne$ia is in no way an admission that he is no longer funny	(73)
		Mr. T pities the fool who thinks he'll ever cut his mohawk; credits his career to it	(23)
(WWL-AM)		Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to get married in a famous Catholic church. Except for the part about neither of them being Catholic, it sounds like a great plan	(68)
(woai)		Star of A&Es "Flip This House" faces two years in PMITA prison, predicts he will raise the value of the prison 20% with the right landscaping and window treatments	(48)
		Actor takes MacBook in for repairs, but forgets about 1300 pictures of him having sex with famous people. Oops	(93)
(Showbiz Spy)		LAPD chief: “What we need is Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town”	(36)
(Some Guy)		Seven action movie heroes whose asses you could easily kick	(104)
		Wolverine movie adds a hobbit. This film shall not pass	(70)
		While official opinion in Myanmar on Stallone in "Rambo" is that he looks like a "fat lunatic," opinion on the streets of the movie is more like this: "We need many Rambos in Myanmar"	(20)
		You'll have to be more specific when referring to Jennifer Lopez's twins from now on	(25)
(NY Daily News)		Fans who bought tickets for the final concert at Shea Stadium are miffed to find out they really bought tickets to the next to last concert at Shea	(8)
		"Lost" writers spill some Dharma beans on this season. "Sometimes a bracelet is just a bracelet"	(92)
		Celebrities Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Madonna are among hundreds of patrons of a New York bar being urged by New York health officials on Thursday to get a Hepatitis A vaccination after a bartender was found to be infected. PUNK'D	(47)
		Marvel cartoon trailer uses Foo Fighters music. Foo Fighters angry. Foo Fighters sue	(70)
		Eight comic books to read before you die	(208)
		Kirstie Alley pulls her head out of the trough long enough to tell the world she has not gained weight, and will eat - I mean sue- anyone who says otherwise	(34)
(phillyBurbs.com)		#5 search on Google: 'How old is Paula Abdul?' Should read 'How high is Paula Abdul?'	(22)

		George Clooney is not having sex with Bill Clinton	(14)
		Fans of "Jericho" bring series back from cancellation. As thanks, 14 cast and crew show up at convention for episode screening and questions, only to be greeted by "a sparsely populated audience"	(75)
(TV Guide)		Two days, two ridiculous melodramas cancelled. NBC cashes in the chips on "Las Vegas"	(59)
(TV Squad)		The West Wing's President Matt Santos was modelled on Barack Obama and now the Obama candidacy seems to be following the West Wing storyline (with Santos/Obama pic)	(37)
		Gene Simmons's lawyer confirms sex tapes, love handles are authentic. With cease and desist goodness. LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY	(240)
		PETA omits Britney Spears from their worst dressed list because they don't want to "kick her while she's down." Because PETA would NEVER kick anyone while they're down, right, Roy Horn?	(48)
(Some Guy)		CBS adds full-length episodes of Star Trek, Melrose Place, Hawaii Five-O, MacGyver, and The Twilight Zone to their online offerings. NBC counters with The A-Team, Kojak, and Buck Rogers. ABC still sitting on classic Fridays episodes	(47)
(Some Guy)		Kim Kardashian tries on a tight dress. Great googly-moogly, that woman has lots of good stuff in all the right places (SFW)	(160)
		Hayden Christensen joins celebrities who are fans of pigs. That's all folks	(96)
(A Socialite's Life)		Will Ferrell appears to be angling for the Bea Arthur role in an upcoming Golden Girls movie	(52)
(Some Guy)		Microsoft to allow amateur game developers to post their games on XBox Live. Expect titles such as "Escape From the Basement" and "Sexara: Girl Robot of Seduction"	(56)
(Some Guy)		Clowns try to deal with reality that most children are terrified of them. "What I do is, I act afraid of them until they know they’re in control, and then we can play." Yeah, that'll work, weirdo clown	(210)
(Some Guy)		David Fincher to adapt "Black Hole" for big-screen. Maximilian refuses comment	(59)
		Woman who stalked Linkin Park singer tried so hard and got so far, but in the end gets two years in prison	(39)
		Jessica Simpson film No. 1 at the box office last weekend. No, really it was. Okay, so it was the Ukraine, but when else will that headline ever work?	(58)
		Tom and Katie Cruise treat daughter as if she is the reincarnation of someone billions and billions of years old. They believe she's Carl Sagan	(71)
(Some Guy)		We can rebuild it... better than it was before... better... stro... oh wait, we've been cancelled	(68)
(Some Guy)		Michael Moore, attempting to prove his rationality, wants to bring Castro to the Oscars	(62)
		Will. I. Am destined to screw up the new Wolverine movie	(38)
		Sacre bleu: Audrey Tautou to star in "Priceless," a re-imagining of "Breakfast at Tiffany's"	(31)
		Nicole Kidman says no more nudity, ever, because she's thinking of the children	(33)
		The plot of "Toy Story 3" revealed?	(26)
		Vincent D'Onofrio and his wife welcome their son into the world on Valentine's Day. No word as to whether or not D'Onofrio had spasms and convulsions of joy	(42)
		Pauly Shore sues Wes Craven for making a nightmare on his street	(18)
		Leonardo DiCaprio to star as Kaneda in live action "Akira" film	(129)

		Scarlett Johansson releases a debut album featuring a hand-wound music box, amassed banjos, choral chirping of detuned crickets and a killer body which will put the record at #1	(31)
(Hollywood Reporter)		In the Hollywood news system, this article is focused on two separate yet equally important actors: Jesse L. Martin, who will leave Law & Order after nine years, and Anthony Anderson, his replacement. This is their story. CHHNG CHHNG	(55)
		Jennifer Lopez reportedly checks into hospital, but still no word on labor or birth. Also, her last ultrasound was inconclusive as to whether twins resemble her or two little wet rats, like her husband	(11)
		Paris Hilton, whose movie grossed a whopping $9,000 in its opening weekend, and who spent $3.9M on a dress for the Oscars, has been barred from the Academy Awards. Amusing tag will be wearing Versace	(52)
		Not feeling enthusiastic about the Academy Awards? Get your dose of geek culture goodness with the 34th Annual Saturn Award nominees	(6)
		Three words that should never appear in print together: Bette, Midler, Showgirl	(86)
(AHN)		Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson spotted "using each other's bodies for warmth." So, that's what the kids are calling it these days	(61)
		Today is the 48th birthday of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" creator Joel Hodgson. Celebrate the occasion with Joel's "Godzilla Genealogy Bop"	(79)
		For those about to rock: AC/DC head back to studio to record new CD. Bassist Cliff Williams says he expects to tour	(55)
		Hayden Christensen vows that he won't do anymore "Star Wars" films because the franchise stifled his creativity. Yeah, that's the ticket	(47)
(Some Guy)		Beam Mini-Me up, Scotty: Simon Pegg reportedly to have a "midget sidekick" in upcoming "Star Trek" movie	(44)
		Linsday Lohan is a product of her environment, which is to say that her mom is an irresponsible moron	(14)
		Live all other aspects of the show, the satellite phones on TV's "Lost" aren't plausible	(74)
(iF Magazine)		World's greatest karaoke competition, "American Idol," sure had its fair share of pick-the-Sanjaya moments last night	(54)
		Universal Pictures announces six-year partnership with Hasbro to produce at least four movies based on their toys and games. Don't miss Daniel Day-Lewis in the performance of a lifetime as Green Peg in "Lite-Brite: The Movie"	(40)
(Some Guy)		NBC announces that it will move to a year-round TV schedule	(60)
		Judge postpones Britney Spears' driving-without-a-license case until she's capable of resolving the matter. A new trial is tentatively scheduled for the 5th of Never	(46)
(E!)		Christina Aguilera brings her bodacious baby boobies to Ellen Degeneres' show (with pic)	(75)
		Paul McCartney, 65, to remember Linda, John, possibly some lyrics at tonight's Brit Awards	(17)
		Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson didn't hate each other on the set. In fact, they "really love each other." Giggity	(37)
(Some Guy)		Jessica Alba photoshoot recreates a bunch of classic horror movie moments, thankfully not including Monster's Ball sex scene	(56)
		K-Fed's lawyer says his acting career is really starting to take off, and that he currently has three great offers. Apparently, Cletus' lawyer hasn't got a clue that nobody watches The CW	(18)
		Kate Moss demonstrates what a difference Photoshop makes	(296)
		Man believes that he's found rare nude picture of Marilyn Monroe, takes it to expert who confirms that it is, in fact, Marilyn. Journalists: Um, that's just Madonna, she's naked all the time	(134)
		Kirstie Alley is set to develop her own weight-loss brand, tentatively named "Big Ass Hams"	(104)
		Pete Doherty won't get out of bed for less than £30,000, won't take a shower for twice that	(32)
		Billy Joel announces second show at Shea Stadium. Haven't these people suffered enough?	(36)
		Dina Lohan announces her approval of Lindsay's nude photo shoot: "I respect the photographer as an artist." Then she informs everyone that she had her 14-year old daughter on the set taking notes	(45)
(Hollywood Reporter)		"My Name is Earl" creator worked fastfood during the WGA writer's strike to "get back in touch" with TV viewers	(47)
		Madge Allsop, Dame Edna's sidekick, dies at 100. Good night, possums	(5)
		George Clooney concedes that Daniel Day-Lewis will most likely drink the competition's milkshakes at the Academy Awards. DRAAAAAAAAAINAGE	(47)
(Some Guy)		The end of Perry Bible Fellowship is nigh. Sort of	(61)
		Excelsior, true believers: Gambit and Deadpool cast in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"	(105)
		Saudi Arabia to launch its first official film festival, despite a three-decade ban on movie theaters	(12)

		Fourteen TV shows that were cancelled too soon. "Saved By The Bell: The College Years" somehow not on the list	(198)
(WTAE-TV)		February 19, 1968: Mister Rogers' Neighborhood premieres (with video)	(21)
(Some Guy)		First (sort-of) look at new Incredible Hulk and his moody, emo long bangs	(47)
		"Karma Chameleon" and "Caribbean Queen" are now oldies	(66)
		The Coen brothers could make Oscar history, friend-o	(50)
(Some Fugitive)		A&E announces "Dog the Bounty Hunter" will return, incorrectly guessing that the public forgets about bigotry in two months	(58)
(RADAR)		Apparently Lindsay Lohan didn't know that the topless pictures she posed for would be published	(305)
		Courtney Cox drops two dress sizes in a few months due to the recent stress of both being a mother and producing the TV show "Dirt." Or she is method acting for a zombie movie (pics)	(78)
(People)		Pink is getting divorced, so you'd better get this party started	(98)
(Al Dente Blog)		Believe it or not, it's been a decade of Jared for Subway. It's kind of like the Third Reich of crappy fastfood advertisement	(267)
		The latest Sheryl Crow whine fest... but she used to be hot, so it is okay	(81)
(Bitten and Bound)		Jessica Alba is a flip flopper. She didn't want to be Latina and now she apparently does. She should think about going into politics	(70)
		"Joker" action figure$ given the go-ahead by Heath Ledger'$ family	(40)
		Priscilla Presley signs up for "Dancing With the Stars." Thank you, thankyouverymuch	(17)
(Some Guy)		Amy Winehouse definitely on the road to recovery as she pulls over at a rest area to get some KFC	(46)
		Criss Angel receives the 2008 Merlin Award for "Biggest Douche Magician of the Year"	(51)
(Daily Stab)		Britney Spears out for sushi, almost flashes her own	(56)
		Autism group demands apology from CBS, underwear from K-Mart	(40)
		It's Molly Ringwald's 40th birthday, and just like always, everyone forgot	(57)
		Avril Lavigne: Maxim cover girl again, four years later. She fails to top "KHITBASH" in her interview responses this time, but Subby's angry god-fist does not mind one bit (SFW, but lots of girl pics on site)	(88)
		Marlee Matlin to compete on this season's "Dancing With the Stars." What?	(41)

		Casting for live action movie of "Dora the Explorer" is underway. So far they have Bai Ling as Swiper and Kirstie Alley's stretch marks as The Map	(36)
(Some Guy)		I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of D&D players suddenly cried out in terror, then were silenced	(108)
(Bitten and Bound)		Actor Ron Lester, known for his lovable fat guy roles, is going to have to find another job after losing 315 pounds	(54)
		Johnny Knoxville nearly loses his testicles after a "Jackass" stunt goes wrong, takes one step closer to earning long-coveted Darwin Award	(43)
		The 10 most memorable movie presidents, including one who wears a flight suit to sell a war and a black guy who connects with Americans by being a man of the people. Nah, these couldn't possibly be based on anyone in real life	(49)
		Not sure which is worse: The lousy actor playing David Hasselhoff's son, or the fact that ratings were so good, NBC may bring "Knight Rider" back as a series this fall	(71)
		Boyfriend/manager of Heidi Montag says that she's going to be a superstar of Madonna and Britney Spears proportions	(41)
		A judge will now get to do what all of us wish we could do: Bring the McCartney-Mills divorce to an end	(18)
		Gary Coleman and his wife have been celibate since August	(67)
(Bitten and Bound)		Models.com ranked Heidi Klum top sexiest model. The runners-up were no slouches either	(108)
		Mary-Louise Parker is engaged to the guy who occasionally plays her dead husband on "Weeds"	(25)
		Kathleen Turner says she misses having sex. Unfortunately it's not the "Body Heat" Kathleen Turner that said this, but the "Holy Crap-- Eye Bleach, Eye Bleach" Kathleen Turner that said it (with pic goodness)	(72)
		Alien Ant Farm (the guys who did that killer cover of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal") get back together after breaking up in 2006. In related news, Alien Ant Farm had broken up in 2006	(94)
		Man releases album of songs inspired by Abraham Lincoln, who as all Americans know, lied about chopping down a cherry tree. Or something	(27)
		Ivory Coast dance craze has spawned a black market in treatments that are supposed to increase women's bottom sizes. Sir Mix-A-Lot considering a copyright infringement lawsuit	(367)
		Showcasing the fine woodwork which is Hayden Christensen's acting, "Jumper" leaps into the No. 1 box-office spot	(60)
(Cinematical)		Say hello to Fark's favorite documentary of 2009, "The People vs. George Lucas"	(38)
(Some Guy)		Director of "Shaun of the Dead" talks "Ant-Man"	(19)
		Amy Winehouse's husband trades her autographed pics for heroin in jail. The Sun is there	(23)
		Yet another of the unknowns that "American Idol" is "discovering" had already been signed by a major label and put out a debut album that bombed