Bill Clinton loses Grammy to Obama, minimzes loss by pointing out that Gore and Hillary won before	(5)
		We're gonna need a bigger coffin. Roy Scheider dead at 75	(235)
		Paris Hilton likes My Little Pony. A whole lot	(44)
(Hollywood Reporter)		Sam Raimi returns to the horror genre with "Drag Me to Hell" and he's taking Oscar nominee Ellen Page with him	(26)
(Some Guy)		The 14 things that only happen on television. Having 100 channels with nothing worth watching mysteriously absent from the list	(107)
		"Shiofuki is something stupid guys who watch a lot of adult movies try to do"	(46)
(Some Guy)		Neil Gaiman's publisher has given him the green light to do a free web-release of one of his books. He's running a poll to see which one he should put online	(49)
		John Alvin has passed away. You might not have heard his name, but you sure as hell should recognize his works	(52)
(slashfilm)		Paris Hilton movie grosses $76 per screen on its opening day	(91)
(The Journal News)		Son of famed wrestler "Captain" Lou Albano runs a mobile hair salon that caters to people who are sick, elderly, infirm, etc. and can't get to the salon. He calls it Running With Scissors	(21)
		Official visa application for Amy Winehouse	(22)
		Some promising jibba-jabba about the script of the A-Team movie	(23)
(Some Swedish Guy)		Sweden to RIAA: suck it	(34)
		Uncommonly awesome casting: Common confirms that he's Green Lantern in the "Justice League" movie	(45)

		British introduce new animated TV character - Mr. Rude, a Frenchman who invites children to pull his finger, then farts and surrenders (pic)	(14)
		Video game "Crysis" to be made into film. Theater requirements said to be a brazillion gigabytes of ram, 10 PetaHz cpu and 75 graphics cards chained together	(33)
(Some Guy)		That full-page ad in Variety must have worked: Corey Haim back in "Lost Boys 2"	(26)
(Some Guy)		Patrick Stewart says Trekkies keep turning up for his Shakespeare performances. "They arrive here and Jean-Luc Picard isn't anywhere around"	(88)
(Some Guy)		Confirmed: writers and producers reach tentative deal to be signed today	(63)
		Seminole Hard Rock Hotel guts room where Anna Nicole Smith died and renumbered all rooms on the floor to discourage her fans. Do these people know nothing of marketing?	(25)
(Charleston Daily Mail)		"Craig Ferguson to entertain at White House dinner." Ferguson? Entertain? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means	(42)
		Get ready to get down down: Status Quo, The Movie will soon be rockin' all over the world	(19)

(RADAR)		Founder of TMZ claims to have values, allegiance to David Hasselhoff and Michael Jackson being one of them	(20)
(Some Guy)		Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: "The Middle School Dance" by Melissa Bell, Age 13	(64)
(A Socialite's Life)		Pat O'Brien goes to rehab. Again	(24)
(TMZ)		That guy that knocked Jesse Metcalfe out is actually a wannabe British rapper named Mams, and Metcalfe later went back to the club and kicked his ass (pics)	(47)
(Some Guy)		Bruce Willis one-ups Demi Moore by dating super-hot underwear model who's younger than Ashton Kutcher. Bonus: She looks like a younger, hotter Demi. Super-bonus: Hawt. NSFW pics of said model in said underwear	(104)
		Neil Young doesn't think music can change the world any more, about 30 years after everyone else figured that out	(68)
		BEP's hottie Fergie teaches 10th graders at NYC school about condoms. However, 90 percent of male students said they had just experienced sex without a condom after seeing her in person	(93)
(The Hollywood Reporter)		If you thought Michael Moore's documentaries were so left wing they flew in circles, wait until you see the filmed version of Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States"	(95)
(nbc10)		Slideshow of celebrity's real names. Chevy Chase must have been a punching bag on the playground	(96)
(GabbyBabble.com)		Jessica Alba plans to speak only in Spanish to her baby.... once she learns it, of course	(66)
(TMZ)		Former "Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalf gets punched in the face and knocked back on his ass outside a Hollywood nightclub (video)	(34)
		Coming to a mall near you: The Oprah Store. You can buy a bendable Gayle, but the Steadman doll is no longer available	(15)
		Rosie O'Donnell gives up beer in an effort to lose weight. Still farts around the house and leaves the toilet seat up though	(32)
		Gary Coleman's 40th birthday wish: "Diff'rent Strokes" reunion special	(37)
		It's February 8? Must be time for the first "The Grammys are old and irrelevant" article to appear	(12)
(Some Guy)		Mike Judge returns to his roots with new animated TV series. Huh huh, he said root	(72)
(Bitten and Bound)		"Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee is a stunning woman -- as evidenced by her wedding photos	(40)
		Blue Oyster Cult prepares to refill that prescription to treat that fever with more cowbell	(51)
		Feel like climbing a mountain or training to join an Olympic team? Not so fast, citizen. Michael Eisner says the writer's strike is over, and your couch misses your butt	(84)
		Harebrain gets harelip: Brittany Murphy is latest victim of PCF (Pillowy Collagen Face)	(62)
(1UP)		Coming soon: "Competitive Eating: The Video Game." Also coming soon, "Why don't you learn to really eat 50 hot dogs?" detractors	(23)

(Some Guy)		Writer defends new "Star Trek" movie from angry internet Trekkies, swears they aren't screwing with canon. No word yet about miniskirt uniforms	(101)
(Some Lostie)		So who ARE the "Oceanic 6" anyway? And will we find out tonight... or will we finally find out what was up with the four toed foot statue?	(412)
		Corey Haim takes out desperation "Will Work for Food" ad in Daily Variety, quickly flooded with offers to make "Dream A Little Dream 2"	(35)
		Amy Winehouse wanted to perform at the Grammys, but US immigration says "No, no, no"	(47)
(Some Guy)		Tourists on New Zealand's "Lord of the Rings" tour surprised to see Wolverine running through Fangorn Forest	(14)
(People Magazine)		Christina Aguilera: "I can't stop staring at my son." Submitter: "I can't stop staring at Christina's... um... I'll be in my bunk."	(29)
(Variety)		Jericho is back, and as good as ever. NUTS	(19)
		Angelina Jolie visits Baghdad, comments on situation... blah blah blah. Subby submits the real question: Angelina; would you hit it? Voting Enabled for best argument either way	(98)
(CinCity2000.com)		It's hard to say what's most surprising about Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: the fact that it's as good as it is, or the fact that Vince Vaughn doesn't come off as a dick	(23)
(Mirror)		Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get weirder, Britney Spears calls in an exorcist to combat inner demons	(22)
		Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz film "erotic" and "shocking" lesbian scene for new movie titled "THE BEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD."	(435)
		Elle MacPherson being very coy about dating a 21-year-old. 21-year-old not just telling his doctor that he's banging Elle MacPherson, he's telling everybody	(29)
(Bitten and Bound)		The old "Family Ties" crew had a reunion on the "Today Show" this morning. Ubu is apparently still a good dog according to the shows creator, turned author	(53)
(MediaWeek)		Another good reason to let the writer's strike go on a little longer: Molly Shannon starring in new NBC sitcom	(52)
(Gothamist)		Randy Quaid kicked out of actor's union. "Independence Day" wasn't enough, it took smacking actors to get him removed	(75)
		Epic Fail premieres tonight	(122)
		News: Radio station goes bust, replaced by recordings of birdsong. Fark: Birds proves more popular than radio station they replace	(30)
(Bitten and Bound)		We've contrast two Britney Rolling Stone Covers - one shows an 18 year old full of promise and the other reveals a 26 year old who has spiraled into the depths. Tragic	(107)
		Jennifer Lopez's pregnant-with-twins baby bump is bigger than her ass, with pics of the zombie accompanied by her husband	(61)
(Some Guy)		William Shatner says he's never seen an episode of "Star Trek." "When I ... have to look at filmed scenes of myself, I suck"	(45)
		Amy Winehouse will sing the title song for "Quantum of Solace," flaunt 'em and troll us, taunt 'em and rickroll us	(54)
		Lindsey Lohan says hindsight is 20/20. Ric Romero seen doing a facepalm	(15)
		Larry David to star in next Woody Allen movie. Everything you always wanted to know about neuroses but were afraid to ask	(38)
(Variety)		KITT to be voiced by Moses	(60)
		"I...drink...your...milkshake"	(52)
(Some Guy)		"Sex Bomb" Tom Jones takes out $7 million policy on his chest hair	(20)
		Bob Barker donates $1 million to his alma mater, Drury University, to establish animal ethics program. It would have been more, but they couldn't get that last Plinko chip	(15)

(Star)		Kirsten Dunst checks into rehab	(70)
(Perez)		Britney Spears has escaped from UCLA Medical Center. Local liquor, whore outfit stores on high alert. Local Victoria's Secret on no alert	(71)
		"An open letter to Hannah Montana, who made my daughter cry". With crushingly sad photo	(120)
		This "American Idol" could be the year of the goth. New commercial sponsors to include makers of white and black makeup and GothNet, the hairspray that keeps your bangs over your eyes, guaranteed	(42)
		Haley Joel Osment's eight year streak of picking Super Bowl winners has ended, says he sees chokers	(19)
(iF Magazine)		Friday the 13th's Jason to appear on "Supernatural"? Producer McG won't confirm. Sheesh, what's next. Freddy Kruger on "Lost"? Submitter wouldn't be surprised, might actually explain some things	(16)
		Housing downturn turns celebrities into real estate loosers. Sorry, pet peeve	(54)
(TMZ.com)		Miss Nevada Katie Rees arrested in Vegas for kicking a cop... with arrest booking photo that ranks up there with the Nick Nolte arrest pic	(115)
		For the first time ever, Oprah Winfrey will visit the show of the Texas-accented Frankenstein of a touchy-feely monster she created, Dr. Phil	(15)
(People Magazine)		Actress Delta Burke joins Britney in the psych ward	(26)
		Angelina Jolie got pregnant to keep Brad Pitt from leaving her. My God. I haven't been farked like that since grade school	(44)
		And now for something completely awesome, a funny and insightful interview with John Cleese	(25)
		With the writer's strike (maybe) heading to a close, here's how various shows will handle it. Good news for fans on Back to You and Samantha Who?, bad news for 24 and Heroes fans	(82)
		Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Conan O'Brien argue about who made Mike Huckabee. Clearly, they should have used a bit more hair and a bit less 'insane'	(123)
		Disney to release "Toy Story 3" in 2010 because, shut up	(61)
(Bitten and Bound)		Amy Winehouse was day tripping yesterday - but in a good way. The music celeb got a pass to visit her guy in the slammer. She actually looked, dare we say, healthy	(50)
		Heath Ledger's death declared to be accidental overdose	(454)
(some boobies)		Christina Aguilera's boobs make first post-pregnancy public appearance	(108)
		Star of "Ocean's 11 through 19" says modern films are rubbish	(47)

(Some Guy)		J. J. Abrams says new "Star Trek" won't have the usual problem with most prequels: "That you know all the characters are going to live." Die Chekov die	(115)
		Anne Frank: the musical. No, really	(35)
		How crazy is Britney Spears? Just read this court declaration by her mother. The Smoking Gun is there	(315)
		Britney's manager is now accused of drugging her. "You take the pills I tell you to take"	(23)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan's Face is F***ed up	(92)
(A Socialite's Life)		Good news: Court documents show Britney Spears is worth $40 million. Bad news: Just last year Forbes estimated her net worth at $100 million	(48)
(Bitten and Bound)		Heidi Montag put together a homemade music video. The good news is the singer looks hot in a pink bikini. The bad news -- her musical talent wasn't apparent	(80)
		Picture gallery: This photographer was there the day the Beatles first hit No.1	(25)
(Celebitchy)		Joss Stone asked at heart benefit how she protects her heart. Her answer: She smokes hand-rolled cigarettes	(48)
		Spice girl Melanie Brown gropes Victoria Beckham's fake boobie on stage in Toronto, giggity goo (with pic)	(38)
(A World Of Happiness)		Samuel L. Jackson makes his musical debut on a children's record. It's like "Free To Be You And Me," only there might be more F-bombs	(30)
(Some Guy)		A countdown of the best drunken celebrity videos. Includes Ben Affleck pretending to be Pepe Le Pew and virtually raping a TV presenter, Paula Abdul looking totally wired and Boris Yeltsin falling over a lot	(18)
		Pimp C died of cough syrup overdose. Gangsta	(85)
		As Republicans still don't listen to the lyrics of songs before using them in campaigns, John Mellencamp is forced to ask John McCain to stop using his songs at rallies	(145)
		"Doctor Who" helmer does not want to hear what fans think about the show. "I'm sorry to say this, all the science fiction producers making stuff in America, they are way too engaged with their fandom"	(54)
		Amy Winehouse released from rehab. First on her "to do" list: Get a U.S. visa to sing at the Grammys. Watch out world, she has boobs again. (Pics)	(64)
(Some Guy)		Freddy fired from Elm Street	(50)
		Shania and a nude calendar, never the twain shall meet	(29)
(NineMSN)		*Shakes magic Britney 8-ball* Britney's house robbed, "sex tape taken"	(187)

(TV Shows on DVD.com)		Get your Roddenberry on: Universal plans to release first two seasons of 'Earth: Final Conflict' on news that another potential show of his has been found written on the back of a toilet paper roll	(31)
		Lindsay Lohan reduces stress of maintaining sobriety by drinking alcoholic beverages	(17)
		They're tellin' me studies find U.S. popular music awash in booze and drugs, but I say no, no, no	(39)
(Some Doctor)		Veteran actor Kevin Stoney has passed away. He may be best known for playing the all-time great Doctor Who villain Tobias Vaughn in "The Invasion", and Mavic Chen in epic 1960s 12-parter "The Daleks' Master Plan"	(26)
(GabbyBabble.com)		And the angel did open the third seal and lo, David Bowie did consent to work with the kids from "High School Musical"	(35)
		It's not news, "it's like wow"	(25)
		Leathery skeleton Victoria Beckham wants people out of the sun and into the tanning booths	(23)
		Fellow child actress on Jamie Lynn Spears: "I just think it's so awesome that she's having a baby"	(29)
(Some Guy)		New director for "The Wolfman" announced. John Landis and Brett Ratner reportedly last seen howling on the moors	(36)
(Sci-Fi Chick)		Interview with the hottest Terminator yet, Summer Glau	(197)
(Variety)		Rob Lowe to star with Jennifer Garner and Ricky Gervais in new film. Thankfully not another ménage à trois sextape	(23)
		Success of new "Rambo" and "Rocky Balboa" earns Sly Stallone a two film deal. "Demolition Man II: Montezuma's Revenge" and "Judge Dredd II: Iyamstilldulaw" coming soon	(71)
		Hannah Montana movie sets Super Bowl weekend sales record without any wardrobe malfunction	(24)
		Miley Cyrus wants a dolphin for a pet. Don Shula not amused	(31)
		Rating the Super Bowl ads: Not unlike porn, "you can't go wrong with horses and dogs"	(208)
		Stevie Wonder falls down the stairs at a conference for Democratic hopeful Barack Obama last night, which is ironic, as he was told he was at a Hillary Clinton rally	(77)
(Bumpshack)		Jamie Lynn Spears being kept in secret location	(67)
(The Orange County Register)		Super Bowl upset: No, not the Giants. Singer who had trouble drawing 25 people to a gig lands 90 million viewers	(79)
		Website that sells North Korean products features an SUV, boxing gloves, roller skates and bicycles. Food products curiously not available	(16)
		Problem: Maggie Gyllenhaal wants to support the Hollywood writers during their strike. Solution: star in a video of a lesbian orgy. Take THAT, Hollywood studios	(66)