Morgan Spurlock sued by McDonald's employee who says being in his movie damaged her reputation and self-esteem. Defense claims she didn't have any left since she worked at McDonald's	(9)
(Variety)		Oliver Stone to direct film about George W. Bush with Barbra Streisand's stepson in the leading role	(37)
		Chris Martin opens a can of whoopass on paparazzo slimebag (video)	(31)
(Some Guy)		Alec Baldwin, professional scientist person, explains why the FDA was wrong to allow cloned beef. Still no cure for Alec Baldwin	(38)
(tmz)		Adnan didn't know Britney had a restraining order against him until he saw the story online. You just got served	(24)
(TV Squad)		AMPTP negotiations might not be stalling over residuals, but over refusal to give WGA power over reality shows	(16)
(TV Shows on DVD.com)		"Tripping The Rift: The Movie" goes right to DVD after successful third season. Yeah, "Tripping the Rift" is still on the air	(30)
		Just one more reason to support the writer's strike: no more lame awards shows. Up next on the hit list: the Grammys	(32)
(People Magazine)		Christina Ricci admits she is "obsessed" with gambling. Submitter is betting he's not the only one "obsessed" with Christina	(55)
		"The premise of physical feminism is that women are just as capable of defending ourselves as men … and Hamilton's portrayal of Sarah Connor was a key media icon for that belief."	(45)
		Rudy Guiliani may have saved New York City on 9/11, but Tom Cruise used his super Scientology powers to detox the rescue workers	(247)
(Imageshack not hotlinked)		Today's "Lio" pays a small homage to the final "Calvin and Hobbes" strip	(257)
		"I'm born, Jim." The late DeForrest Kelley would have turned 88 today. "I'm a doctor" compilation	(14)
		Tru ragga gi de fits pon Rasta 'oman. Yuh no listen Sean Paul na mar	(14)
		Cheer up, sleepy Jean. John Stewart, who wrote "Daydream Believer," dies at age 68	(28)
(Vanity Gossip)		Does Jessica Alba have a killer body? Elle yes.	(32)
(SFFMedia.com)		A look at the debacle that is New Line's remake of "Escape from New York"	(22)
		Now playing at Sundance: a movie where Ben Kingsley makes out with an Olsen twin and trades therapy for pot	(11)
		JJ Abrams lets dying Carnegie-Mellon professor Randy Pausch be an extra in "Star Trek." Sappy tag last seen wearing a red shirt	(12)
(Some Chick)		Johnny Depp is the new Michael Jackson	(20)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears named "the most attractive woman in the world" by Brits, who are totally taken by anyone with more than eight teeth	(18)
(Some Guy)		Andy Warhol paintings up for auction show his fear of death, soup	(5)
		Suzanne Pleshette has died. It isn't a dream	(162)
		Iron Man coming to theaters this summer ... in the Hulk movie	(53)

(Cleveland Leader)		Daily Mail reveals that Britney Spears' bizarre behavior recently may be the result of a multiple personality disorder. BRING BACK THE TALENTED HOT ONE	(68)
		Entertainment Weekly article about "Cloverfield" fails to ask the most imortant question: why does the ending make submitter want to strangle JJ Abrams?	(285)
		Alabama Supreme Court rules that Borat can't be sued for bringing a bag of feces to a dinner party in his movie shot there, arguing that state's dinner guests would be forced to show up empty-handed if they allowed lawsuit to proceed	(23)
(Some Guy)		Good things about the TV writers strike No. 35: "Celebrity Circus" AND "Circus of the Stars" set to return to TV	(26)
(Mirror)		EMI sends Robbie Williams' latest CD to China to be recycled as pavement. Stephen Malkmus unavailable for comment	(33)
(Canadian Press)		Sam the Butcher has died, leaving Alice without a place to get her meat	(30)
		Clooney named U.N. messenger of peace, sends strongly worded letter to Fabio threatening sanctions	(38)
		The VERY strange life of reclusive superstar Daniel Day-Lewis	(59)

		Dane Cook has refuted Jessica Alba's claim that his new movie is "porn." Then he went on for 20 minutes talking about nothing and laughing as if what he just said was the funniest thing ever	(64)
		British cutie Lily Allen has miscarriage	(56)
(iF Magazine)		Chris Carter says new "X-Files" Movie will be a stand-alone film, rather than deal with the "mythology." Ruh-roh, I smell werewolves, vampires, Flukemen and other crazy shiat in our fight for the future	(53)
(Some Guy)		Drunken celebrity released from jail, and it's not Lindsay, Britney or Paris? "That's Incredible!"	(30)
		Should Hollywood stop remaking classic films?	(86)
(Some Farkette)		First photos of the new "X-Files" movie. It's a streetlight	(92)
(TMZ)		71 year old Robert Redford tries to look young and hip. Ends up looking like the Hamburglar (pic)	(48)
		Another sign society is doomed: eBay bidding hits $400K for sweatpants signed by Gary Coleman	(16)
		The good news: Scarlett Johansson has a twin. The bad news: It's a dude. Check out this list of stars with twins	(47)
(Some Guy)		Sorry RIAA, MPAA, and MediaDefender, but ultimately, the pirates can't be stopped	(155)
		Cabot Cheese of Vermont brings in legendary character actor Luis Guzman as their celebrity spokesman, apparently not realizing that when it comes to cheese, the standard-bearer remains Michael Caine	(36)
		In addition to her 84 minutes served in jail, Lindsay Lohan will now work eight hours in Britney's next residence	(55)
		Stephen King ditches Maine for Florida in new book. "The actual environment down here is a bit scary in that everything grows everywhere all the time." Jordy Verrill nods enthusiastically	(73)
(Stars and Stripes)		Scarlett Johansson will headline USO tour in Middle East soon, will be accompanied by Bush twins as backup	(84)

		I'm just a shill. Yes, I'm only a shill. A fraud who lives in Hollywood Hills. I hope I don't get jailed, but I will, cos they say that I'm no "doctor" Phil	(30)
(Variety)		OMG: DGA reaches deal with the AMPTP ASAP, tells WGA to BYOB to next round of negotiations	(12)
(Some Guy)		Good God Pierce Brosnan's wife looks horrible in a bikini	(197)
(Some Trekkie)		A first look at the "new" Enterprise from the upcoming Star Trek movie (large photo)	(89)
(AP)		The AP is betting on Britney in the Death Pool	(46)
		Clips from full uncut Tom Cruise Scientology video, in which he rescues America after 9/11 and single-handedly gets Paxil banned	(358)
		PETA hopes Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy will make people want to spay and neuter their pets	(57)
(Some Guy)		USA Network's "Nashville Star" moving to strike-desperate NBC, which continues its vampire-like attack on its own cable network	(12)
(Some Guy)		Winning while drowning: Fox now in first place for the season even though "American Idol" continues to lose viewers	(33)
		In upcoming "Knight Rider" movie, K.I.T.T. is a Mustang because they don't make Trans Ams anymore. Although mullets, drive-ins and Schlitz beer still survive	(52)
		Jack Nicholson says he's looking for love. In lieu of that he'll take a couple of 25-year-olds and a vat of chocolate pudding	(23)
(iF Magazine)		The guy that plays fish-boy Abe in the upcoming "Hellboy 2: The Golden Army" says sequel will have more action, babes and other weird sh**	(59)
(Some Guy)		Martian Manhunter puts his costume back in mothballs as the Justice League movie is indefinitely shelved	(34)
(Some Guy)		Promotional stills for "The Ghost Whisperer" that emphasize Jennifer Love Hewitt's assets and, obviously, contain no shots from the rear (side images NSFW)	(70)
(Some Guy)		Watch out, Burt Reynolds will kick you if you try to steal his toupee	(17)
		Britney Spears might be engaged and why not?	(132)
(allheadlinenews)		Pete Doherty borrows girlfriend's bra while training for marathon to protect sore nipples	(25)
(Some Guy)		Mac users more open minded, full of themselves	(174)
		Useless organ removed from "High School Musical" star Zac Efron. No, the other one	(32)
(Susannahoffs)		Susanna Hoffs turns 48 today. Pardon me while I go fap like an Egyptian	(101)
		George Michael to publish his memoirs in 2009. Book-signing tour at park restrooms to follow	(22)
		John Travolta to be honored at a "Living legends of aviation" award ceremony. In an earlier, non-televised ceremony, John Denver will be recognized at the "Famous dudes who blowed up in their airplanes" gala	(20)
		10 Sundance sensations that died in the real world	(72)
(popcrunch)		Finally tired of flipping burgers, K-Fed plans $10M tell-all book detailing Britney's suspected Multiple Personality Disorder and her interest in threesomes. Stay classy, dude	(49)
		Sci-fi channel's new president promises to expand original programming... So the next time they make a movie about a python thats been bit by dracula that terrorizes a small town they'll film the sequel at the same time	(92)
		Rosie O'Donnell is afraid that Britney Spears will die like Princess Diana. Drives a Mercedes? Check. Has two sons? Check. Dating an Arab? Check	(48)

		Ellen DeGeneres tops Oprah. Try scrubbing THAT image out of your mind	(48)
(NBC5i.com)		Newscaster does a great impression of McConaughey announcing he'll be a dad. (With Video goodness)	(23)
		Ike Turner died of cocaine overdose. It's a helluva drug	(38)
(Access Hollywood)		Eddie Murphy's latest marriage lasts two weeks, pretty good if you're judging on the Britney Spears scale (pic of hot wife)	(21)
		Helena Bonham Carter would like you to know that she has boobies and isn't afraid to use them. Yes, you would definitely hit it	(55)
		Good news: "American Idol" premiere is lowest-rated in four years. Bad news: It still kicked the ratings crap out of everything else	(32)
		Until O.J. Simpson comes up with $250,000, "O.J." will continue to stand for "orange jumpsuit"	(39)
		The Academy's top picks are less and less likely to be box-office hits as well, but that's because most Americans aren't as smart about real life as people in Hollywood are	(41)
(Celebridiot)		Did that random paparazzi guy Britney's been hanging out with knock her up? The two were caught picking up a pregnancy test at a Rite-Aid	(71)
(RADAR)		Pranksters threaten to taint the otherwise noble tradition that is the "American Idol" audition process	(47)
(Bitten and Bound)		Snoop Dog and David Beckham to make slippers together. They'll put the schnizzle in your toenizzles	(12)
(Gothamist)		RENT to close on June 1st. Hipsters everywhere to pour a PBR through a mesh hat before declaring it was never that good and only people from Iowa liked it, man	(72)
(BeyondHollywood)		Fake Kate Beckinsale joins cast of "Underworld 3". She'll always be the adjective, never the noun	(46)
(Some Guy)		Sci-Fi Channel gets new head of programming, bringing great news for geeks clamoring for more reality shows and "Mansquito" sequels	(70)
		Fox News leads the charge of idiots whining that "Cloverfield" is not sufficiently reverential to 9/11	(117)
		Fabio says he deeply regrets a missed opportunity to kick George Clooney's ass; says, "I could have farked him up"	(58)
		AICN review of "Cloverfield". Bonus: includes the line "Anyone who has ever dated a girl with inverted nipples knows exactly the type of profound disappointment I'm talking about"	(156)
(RADAR)		A glossary of terms that explains what Tom Cruise was saying in his crazy Scientology video	(553)
(Some Guy)		Show your geekitude by seeing how many of these 75 terms from SF literature you know. No free lunches for you sophonts	(51)
(Monsters/Critics)		Sometimes the title alone sucks you in - and with that in mind, National Geographic presents "Undercover Hippo"	(16)
		Proof that "American Gladiators" is now the greatest show in TV history	(90)
(Bitten and Bound)		David Spade's "If I'm the father" quote has shades of paternity test written all over it	(38)
(People)		Women around the world flail their arms, sob and faint: Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend is pregnant	(52)
		Johnny Depp remains one of the classiest actors in Hollywood by donating $2M to the London children's hospital that saved his daughter's life and reading bedtime stories to patients while dressed as Jack Sparrow	(150)
(Hollywood Reporter)		"Top Gear" to become latest British show ruined by America	(113)
		Posh loves Beckham's Armani billboard underwear ad: "I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive." The Sun is, oh yeah... just like that... right there	(33)
(phillyBurbs.com)		American Idol causes suicidal thoughts in reality TV blogger	(16)
		Milla Jovovich is back in fighting form after her pregnancy. Zombies everywhere, BEWARE. (of course there are pics)	(35)
(fametastic)		Kelly Osbourne: "I'll help Amy Winehouse get her life back together." Problem solved, folks. You can go back about your business	(16)
		Suicidal Spears penned note before stand-off drama, it was rambling and insipid but did have a catchy hook	(66)

		Tara Reid says she's not a drunk, but it seems like maybe she kind of... is?	(39)
(AJC)		Actor Brad Renfro becomes Client of Ghost World	(199)
		Golden Compass passes $300M mark at the box office. Jesus, can you believe it?	(49)
		Britney was standing in the store completely naked so "I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me Don't you *****ng come near me"	(487)
(Some Guy)		After inviting her to "touch my muscles," Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez has started dating supermodel Naomi Campbell. Nicolas Sarkozy surrenders	(88)
		Dr. Drew; "Britney Is Dying Before Our Eyes" Does that mean TMZ=Green Mile?	(95)
(Bitten and Bound)		Tom Cruise Scientology video available for a limited time. Hurry and watch it while you can before the thetans take it away	(221)
(Psychicology Today)		From TFA, " Predict Britney Spears’ death and win a Play Station 3." Extra Controller if you push her along	(91)
		How are you spending your Writer's Strike-imposed free time? "I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant." For the sake of our daughters, let's get Tracy Morgan back to work	(49)
		Springfield, MO, avoids endless lines of fat, ugly women as it turns out the Brad Pitt Museum idea was just a hoax	(103)
		Please folks: spay or neuter your children. PETA insists	(85)
		All six original stars of "High School Musical" sign up for part 3: "Senior Year," meaning "High School Musical 4: College Musical" due early 2009	(34)
		34 years ago today "Happy Days" premiered on ABC television	(84)
		The top seven video game franchises that need to die. FINISH THEM	(182)
		Patricia Arquette, star of TV's "Medium", believes psychic phenomenon is real. I knew she would say that	(44)
(Some Guy)		Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg interview got 60 Minutes' worst ratings of the year	(51)
		Five television remakes we'd like to see, but probably won't	(123)

		Dane Cook is Hollywood's next big action star	(103)
		Gay actor taking BBC to court after suffering pelvic injuries due to bending over for long periods while wearing a pink and brown bear suit	(84)
		The Smurfs kick off a smurf year of 50th birthday smurf celebrations today with smurfberry cake and smurf sasparilla juice	(141)
		New Bond girl Olga Kurylenko says taking her bra off has never been a problem	(80)
		Britney pulls a no show at custody hearing	(125)
		Britney Spears says she'll commit suicide if she's forced into psychiatric care. Once again, she didn't seem to think this all the way through	(119)
		Is "Cloverfield" this year's "Snakes on a Plane"? All signs point to yes	(485)
(Variety.com)		Legendary publicist fears Hollywood's end is near, prompting a huge yawn of panic from the 99.999999 percent of us who live in the real world	(30)
(E! News)		Man captured in Nicolas Cage's home wearing nothing but a leather jacket has been sentenced to six months of rehab. Prosecutors considering additional charges against Cage for his performance in "Ghost Rider"	(23)
		Mary J. Blige denies steroid allegations. In other news, Blige signed to three-year deal with the Baltimore Orioles	(18)
		Anna Nicole Smith's daughter has to wear an eye patch after going cross-eyed trying to follow the custody case over her	(31)
		How desperate is the entertainment media? They covered a Golden Globes party at Ernest Borgnine's house. And yes, he is apparently still alive	(40)
(Some Guy)		NBC orders more bread and circuses	(35)
(TMZ)		Britney goes crazy, screams at the papparazzi that she is "farking over it." Oh yeah, and she has now adopted a Madonna-esque British accent (vid)	(95)
		On-the-ball group alertly pickets movie already out of most theaters	(54)
		Britney Spears due in court this morning for "the most significant hearing" in her bid to reclaim visitation rights. With the clowns well represented, all this circus needs is a ringleader, the tricycle-riding bear, and trapeze artists	(42)
		"Pulp Fiction" screenwriter Roger Avary arrested for manslaughter after not calling The Wolf soon enough	(140)
(NineMSN)		Courtney Love wants Scarlett Johansson to play her in a druggie biopic. Can't you just see the resemblance? (comparison pic)	(80)
		And now, the winners of the worst awards show/best press conference ever, the 2008 Golden Globes	(34)
(Some Guy)		When Bjorks attack	(54)