Porn filmmakers to combat internet piracy. From article: "After watching two or three minutes of hard-core sex, you're not going to go and buy the full movie"	(79)
(Albany Times Union)		Names in national steroids investigation include 50 Cent*, Mary J. Blige*, Timbaland* and Wyclef Jean*. Wait, what?	(77)
(Some Guy)		When an actor decides to be in a band it usually brings about disastrous results. We call this the Don Johnson Effect. These seven actors managed to pull it off	(53)
(bloomberg)		Noooo! They be stealin' mah top grossin spot	(46)
		Paul McCartney spends thousands on birthday gifts for Heather Mills (a bicycle, stilts, soccer ball, tap dance lessons... )	(9)
(Sunday Mirror)		The Britney Spears trainwreck slams into a housing tract and over a cliff as family hires lawyers in an attempt to stop her from marrying her new paparazzi boyfriend and converting to Islam	(88)
(Some Guy)		Heather Mills doesn't invite neighbors to huge party celebrating her 40th birthday - so neighbors blast Beatles tunes on stereos as they hold their own outdoor party next door	(33)
(Some Guy)		Liverpool celebrates being named 2008 Capital of Culture with Ringo Starr concert. You're doing it wrong, Scousers	(13)
		Janet Jackson hopes new album reverses the declining sales trend of her last two releases, which were udder disappointments	(14)
(Some Guy)		Britney to marry her paparazzo boyfriend in Scientology ceremony; "Having a Scientology wedding is her way of giving her family a one-finger salute"	(127)
(Some Guy)		Shakira turned down a major movie role because she doesn't want to do a nude scene	(40)
		The £inal Harr¥ Potter movie will b€ released in two part$	(158)

		Soulja Boy cranks one into his ho without YOOOOOOUUUUsing a condom	(102)
(Media Morgue)		Give Penn Jillette a fish and he has food for a day. Give him an HD camera and he'll talk your freaking ear off about anything	(34)
(Some Guy)		George Clooney attempts to save Hollywood by offering his assistance in ending the Writers Strike. Says he will also need a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever	(22)
		Britney Spears Told Police: 'I'm Hot' while topless	(79)
(Backseat Cuddler)		David Alan Grier and his smoking hot wife welcome a baby girl. Make that a celebrity crotchfruit quadfecta	(46)
(Variety)		Despite lack of writers, decent guests, and humor, Leno still beating Letterman in the ratings	(47)
		Petty, petty, petty, petty Peggy sued	(10)
		Christina Aguilera gives birth to a little Bratman. Celebrity crotchfruit trifecta now in play	(18)
(Some Cunning Bunny Boiler)		Obsessed "Doctor Who" fan leaves her husband and moves to Stratford-upon-Avon to stalk David Tennant as he plays Hamlet	(34)
		The train wreck that just won't quit: Brit-brit re-entered the country after seven-hour sojourn in Mexico wearing a flaming red wig, puffing on an inhaler, and wearing a "F*ck Off Lover Boy" jacket	(34)
		U.S. officials want Amy Winehouse to take a drug test before her Grammy Awards performance. In related news, Amy Winehouse will not perform at the Grammys	(32)
		Sexiest Bond girls of all time. You don't care whether they're shaken or stirred	(81)
		Nominees for the Directors Guild Award have been announced. Now would be a good time to take "Epic Movie" out of your Oscar pool predictions	(21)
(TMZ)		Unlike every other celebrity DUI case, Kiefer Sutherland is being forced to serve his full 48-day sentence. HE'S NOT RUNNING OUT OF TIME	(22)
		Nova Scotia Premier invokes a world of fail in his attempts to lure David Letterman to Nova Scotia	(17)
(People)		Congratulations to Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden, proud parents of baby girl Harlow Winter Kate Madden who weighed in at 6 lbs., 7 oz., or 1.3 lbs. more than her mother	(76)

(Some Guy)		Vampira returns to the grave	(24)
(A Socialite's Life)		The first "Bachelorette", Trista, looks fine after having her baby. And for you ladies, her hubby is quite hot. Finally, for you dingoes, that's a delicious-looking baby (SFW)	(29)
		Porn "actors" afraid porn on Blu-ray will show too many flaws on their bodies. Ron Jeremy happy this didn't come up in his day... people might notice that actually, he has a bit of hair on his otherwise-flawless body	(57)
		Broadway's "Little Mermaid" could have legs	(14)
		Toni Collette, of "The Sixth Sense" and "Little Miss Sunshine," achieves MILFery. Wait, upon review of this pic, more like MIWNLTFery	(39)
		When "thirtysomething" first aired, little did we know the actors behind those whiny yuppies would eventually become major players in Hollywood	(16)
(Some Joe Gillis)		WGA writers respond to NBC exec's idiotic "prom" analogy by holding a "strike prom" at the NBC gates	(41)
		"Law and Order" actors film an episode done without writers, seek to solve a homicidal murder and wait for the doctor guy to show up	(36)
		Slow news day? Check out this list of "Top TV Opening Credit Sequences." Difficulty: missing all three CSI openings with, umm, 'killer' tunes by The Who	(73)
		China produces record 402 feature films in 2007. You might have heard of some of them... like... that one and the other one with that guy. Or not	(19)
		US Weekly blog about Katie Holmes in the Boston marathon vanishes; nice men in black suits seen walking away, whistling nonchalantly	(68)
		Dr. Drew blasts Dr. Phil for capitalizing on Britney	(84)
(nbc10)		Slideshow of celebrity phobias. Agoraphobia is a common one on the list. "Shirts" is missing in the list of Matthew McConaughey's fears	(62)
		What's Your Story weekly wrapup: Hillary is a crybaby in Iowa and Barack wins New Hampshire because he is black	(78)
		Writers' strike may have cancelled the Golden Globes, but the 'Porn Oscars' went ahead without them as a testament to the performers' ability to ad-lib their own dialogue (SFW pic)	(20)
		While you sweat over your 1040 and send the IRS the last dregs of your bank account, Wesley Snipes not only evaded paying tax on $38 million, he tried to get $11 million in refunds	(35)
		The smartest evolved human in the solar system, actually, a man who has evolved further into a post-human superman, Keith Olbermann, "runs MSNBC"	(71)
(Slashfilm)		Cloverfield gets the kiss of death: Harry Knowles thinks it's the best thing ever	(150)
(Cinematical)		NBC Entertainment co-chief Ben Silverman on the Golden Globes being canceled: "It feels like the nerdiest, ugliest, meanest kids in high school cancelled the prom"	(58)
		Former stripper and frequent blogger, Diablo Cody, pens a $100 million movie script. God bless the intarwebs	(43)

		"Sopranos" star James Gandolfini gets	(44)
(Some Guy)		Big collection of the funniest use of album covers you'll see all day (One possibly Not safe for work)	(43)
		Documentary on Phillip Glass premieres. Documentary on Phillip Glass premieres. Documentary on Phillip Glass premieres. Documentary on Phillip Glass premieres. Documentary on Phillip Glass premieres. Documentary on Phillip Glass premieres	(74)
(People.com)		Mere days after a mental break-down, Brit-Brit heads south of the Border	(38)
(Bitten and Bound)		The Sun was suckered. Britney Spears sex tape is a hoax	(87)
(Some Guy)		It appears TomKat was in a rush when they left their house last night and Tom put his Stepford wife together wrong	(91)
(Some Guy)		Girl-lovin', booze-drinkin', behind-the-wheel-gettin' actress Michelle Rodriguez gets out of jail after serving less than 10 percent of her sentence (with mug shot)	(45)
		New Britney Spears sex tape is said to show a shaven-headed Britney performing sex acts on two women and a male companion. The Sun is there	(304)
(Media Morgue)		You knew it would happen: A "Chipmunks" sequel is being planned	(36)
		Pam Anderson preggers for the third time. Is she pregnant with husband Rick Saloman's baby?	(20)
(CelebStoner)		Watch funnyass scene from "Pineapple Express," with James Franco turning Seth Rogen on to the hot new pot strain and them smoking a "cross joint"	(41)
		Joaquin Phoenix misspells his own name during People's Choice acceptance "speech"	(92)
		And now for something completely expected: John Cleese and wife No. 3 split up	(30)
		Britney's family claim Dr. Phil is an attention whore	(164)
		Blogging taxi driver is driven from YouTube by pop legend Prince	(60)
		If Barack Obama wins the presidency, should he thank: A) The voters? B) The donors? C) The Borg?	(73)
		Mischa Barton's sister attempted suicide and FAIL'd on the same day Mischa was arrested for drunk driving. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!	(34)
(L.A. Daily News)		Johnny Grant, honorary mayor of Hollywood and Walk of Fame guy, dead at 84	(16)
		Amy Winehouse goes Back to Blonde. Still absolutely terrifying. (pics)	(98)

(Seekler)		Top 100 anticipated/dreaded movies of 2008 with summary and trailers. What do you want to see?	(72)
(TrekWeb)		Wil Wheaton returns as Lt. Commander Wesley Crusher for Star Trek: The Tour. Wil trifecta now in play	(37)
(Naughty American)		It's important to have good manners at a porn convention. With borderline photos that may Not Be Safe For Work, depending on your office environment	(30)
(Some Red-Shirted Guy)		Wil Wheaton pen(15)ed the foreword to the new Penny Arcade book	(23)
(Some Guy)		Makeup effects wizard Rick Baker to direct remake of "The Wolfman," starring one guy that doesn't need any makeup for the role	(33)
		Paula Abdul "had an insane nervous breakdown" in the airport including hyperventilating and yelling in "rage-filled Poltergeist voice." Oh, guess what show starts next Tuesday night?	(32)
(Some Guy)		A sneak peek at Terry Gilliam's $30 million venture, "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus," featuring Tom Waits as the devil incarnate	(59)
		Latest 32 year old female getting press for her affair with a 15 year old boy? Kate Winslet. Yes, that Kate Winslet	(69)
		Writers' strike may force Oscars to be cancelled. Producers of "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" distraught at losing their shot at Best Picture award	(32)
		Folsom prison refuses to Walk the Line, sends tribute concert into a Ring of Fire	(8)
(TMZ)		New "Sex in the City" movie director makes fatal mistake of filming a scene with Kim Cattrall in a bikini (eye bleach warning)	(91)
		Why "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will suck. Why "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will not suck	(48)
		Interview with author-chef-Rachel-Ray-hater Anthony Bourdain	(60)
		"Dear Sci-Fi Channel, Why are you not way more awesome?"	(148)
(Bitten and Bound)		Kate Moss rings in the New Year with her five-year-old daughter. Lucky for her, in Thailand you can bring your child to the bar and nobody will call Social Services	(14)
		TV star learns his character is being killed off, keeps it method by trying to kill himself off on set	(15)
		Scary Spice lives up to her name, tells half-full arena of appalled Spice Girls fans that she had "too much clitoral stimulation" over the holidays	(35)
		Director looks to film Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End"	(47)
		The bad sitcoms and dramas on network TV you weren't watching are about to be replaced with even worse reality shows you won't watch either	(33)
		Ozzy Osbourne gets his first cell phone at age 59. Unfortunately people on the other end of the call can't understand a word he's saying	(15)
(KPTV Portland)		Little People, Big Trouble	(65)
		Once uber-hot Bond girl Britt Ekland becomes latest celebrity to have ill-advised plastic surgery and end up with "trout pout" (pics)	(58)
		Woman in car chased by Lindsay Lohan last July is just happy to get on with her life. Just kidding, she's suing Lohan for "emotional distress"	(25)
(Some Guy in a Monster Suit)		Here's something you never thought you'd hear: "Doctor Who" has been nominated for not one, but *three* awards for special effects	(30)
(Some Guy)		Which Sci-Fi show would you want to see resurrected? SeaQuest is not on the list. Darwin sad	(318)
		Soccer player's wife with too much disposable income has her python-skin handbag injected with Botox to make it plumper and softer	(42)
		One of Hollywood's largest payroll companies abruptly declares bankruptcy and shuts down. Every bodydouble panic	(53)
		The National Society of Film Critics gives Best Picture and Best Director honors to Paul Thomas Anderson's "There Will Be Blood," thus ensuring at least three more "Saw" sequels	(36)
(RTE.ie)		Eminem spent the holidays thinking of words that rhyme with "pneumonia"	(51)

		"Worst Dressed Celebrity" competition blown wide open after Britney disqualified. Who took the prize?	(23)
		Cancellation of Golden Globes means Oscar ceremony is in jeopardy as well, depriving us of nonsensical dance routines, lame musical numbers, and rambling speeches	(36)
(Music Juice)		"Lindsay Lohan's butt is nightmare" blogger is back with more in depth reporting: Megan Fox is a Sex Addict	(41)
		Tom Cruise has spent over $100 million on his Nazi movie... just like someone else who spent millions on the Nazis	(37)
(TMZ)		Actor Willie Aames robbed. Armed gunman took his wallet and some loose cash, but not his career, which Aames didn't have	(41)
		Lil' Wayne's Bentley held hostage. Omarion taken to safe zone. Prayers begin to the right	(36)
		Spears car impounded	(43)
(Variety)		ABC to bring back "The Mole" in the summer, bringing joy to all fans of the best reality show ever on TV. Yes, that's right, both of us	(32)
		Venus Williams is getting married to some guy who is obviously into dudes	(48)
		"But there's a difference between being detained involuntarily for psychological treatment and being forced to endure Dr. Phil involuntarily."	(7)
		Ice Cube to play Mr. T's role in upcoming "A-Team" movie	(89)
		CBS needs to kill time in its schedule, will start airing "Dexter"	(53)
		Sean Penn is getting divorced because his wife, Robin Wright Penn, caught him in bed with two women and apparently didn't want to join in	(138)
		David Spade collapses at a gym. Good thing "The Showbiz Show" is on hiatus, or else host David Spade would have to come up with something funny to say about David Spade collapsing at a gym	(33)
(Celebridiot)		Video of Britney Spears kissing paparazzi Adnan Ghalib. Nothing like losing your mind to help start a relationship with a married man whose job it is to stalk you 24/7	(32)
(The Superficial)		Britney Spears kicks out moussed, ear-ringed and creatively barbered douchebag photographer (pic)	(33)
(nbc10)		Slideshow of the worst songs of the 90s. Can't Michael Bolton ever catch a break?	(289)
		Without really knowing why she was doing so, Madonna tours Mumbai slums	(18)
		Mental health professionals accuse Dr. Phil of exploiting Brittnay's woes	(35)
(Some Guy)		Jack Black is going to be a dad again. Why isn't this as interesting as Nicole Kidman's announcement?	(28)
(Some Guy)		And the award for best/most expensive toga goes to... Katie Holmes	(48)
		Britney Spears seen carrying a law book; public wonders which publisher released "The Pop-Up Book of Divorce Law"	(36)
		Another sign you've hit rock bottom: PETA stops making fun of you	(69)
(Progressive Boink)		The 25 greatest "Calvin & Hobbes" strips. With everything-on-one-page awesomeness	(121)
(Some Hartnell Fan)		William Hartnell, the very first to play the role of the Doctor on "Doctor Who" was born 100 years ago today. Even if you don't like the old episodes, raise a glass and remember him, for without him there would be no Doctor Who	(69)
(The New York Times)		Economics professor says violent crime data show need for more Adam Sandler movies	(48)
		On her Majesty's Secret Stamps	(9)
(Some Guy)		Some guy's list of the top 10 science-based sci-fi movies	(94)
(Joblo.com)		Lead actor in movie adaptation of William Gibson's classic "Neuromancer" cast. It was as if a million sci-fi geeks suddenly cried out "NOOOOOOO"	(86)
		In an upcoming issue of "Amazing Spider-Man," Peter Parker kisses a woman who isn't Mary Jane. SPIDEY-PLAYA	(58)

		Remember how Nicole Kidman's people denied her being pregnant last month? Yeah, about that	(18)
(Some salt celler)		"Good Eats" back for three more tasty seasons	(81)
(Some Guy)		"American Gladiators" is the highest rated new show of the season ... then again, is besting the likes of "Cavemen," "Chuck," "Bionic Woman," and "Cane" really an accomplishment?	(63)
(Cinematical)		David Fincher wants to put "Fight Club" on Broadway... as a musical	(40)
(Some Guy)		More proof Hollywood is out of ideas: "Jesus: The Lost Years"	(57)
		Jennifer Aniston is ready to have a baby... as soon as she finds a sperm donor because she doesn't want to conceive the old-fashioned way	(33)
		James Doohan's ashes to appear in "Heroes" season three. Nerds rejoice	(26)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan's butt is nightmare	(91)
(NY Daily News)		Original "American Gladiators" were a bunch of lesbians and steroid junkies hopped up on goofballs	(38)
		Care for a sip of Kerosene? Wanna get schnockered on Gunpowder & Lead?	(6)
		One of Dog the Bounty Hunters sidekicks found naked in his pickup truck. He says he was changing clothes after spilling some juice on himself. Cops say he was "performing a lewd act." What does... oh wait, I get it	(71)
		Britney's bizarre behavior was the result of a "purple monster" mix of vodka, NyQuil and Red Bull, which she downed along with 100 prescription pills, including 12 Vicodins, six Ritalins and 10 sleeping pills	(88)
(Media Morgue)		NBC pulls the plug on the Golden Globes. Dozen of fans heartbroken	(106)
(Some Guy)		Elle Macpherson is back on the market, still has a high resale value despite mileage	(48)
		Nancy Grace: "Motherhood won't soften me" On the other hand, the judicious use of a meat tenderizer	(25)
(Some pissed off WGA scribe)		Because there's "no money in internet distribution," NBC Universal, Walt Disney, MGM and Showtime all just penned deals with Microsoft's Xbox and MSN online service	(109)
		The BBC has run out of ideas: "Law & Order" set in UK to debut. Why can't they ever come up with any good shows on their own, like "Friends," "The Office" or "All in the Family"?	(54)
		Rumors that Britney Spears might represent herself in her custody case mean at least one thing: Her insanity will have a much more reliable transcript than it does now	(29)
(RADAR)		Maxim fires the movie critic who is always used as a positive quote in advertisements for terrible movies	(29)
(TMZ.com)		"Celebrity Justice," "American Idol" finalist Jessica Sierra sentenced to rehab	(11)
		Siegfried and Roy to resurrect Vegas show. Roy won't say much about the new show other than, "A good magician never lets the cat out of the bag"	(13)
		Soon, when travelling through Missouri, you will be able to check out the Brad Pitt museum	(11)
(mentalfloss.com)		From the Department of Where Are They Now? -- the original six American Gladiators	(30)
		Marlon Wayans cast in "G.I. Joe" movie, thereby guaranteeing it will suck the big red one	(74)
		There are some people that might think doing a musical based on "The Diary of Anne Frank" would be in bad taste, but not this Spanish theater company	(60)
		The story that won't stop giving: Britney Spears kicks Dr. Phil out of her hospital room	(217)
		Harry "Playa" Potter drops 500 quid on booze for his friends. The Sun is there	(31)
		Just a reminder, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert finally get back to work tonight. Bunch of slackers	(33)
		CBS rearranges the deck chairs on the "Early Show"	(13)
		The Beatles continue to be Liverpool's biggest tourism attraction, edging out... well, what the hell else is there to see in Liverpool?	(42)
		"The Wire" creator David Simon lashes out at Hollywood for ignoring his show. "I don't give a (expletive) if we ever win one of their little trinkets"	(42)
		You say you've got infected spunk/Don't forget to wrap your junk/Don't worry, be happy/You've learned you've got some bad disease/We just call it HIV/Don't worry, be happy	(35)
(China View)		Japanese pop princess Ayumi Hamasaki has gone half-deaf, insists she will keep on singing	(45)