(TV Squad)		Here's the memo Robert Reed sent the producers of "The Brady Bunch" concerning the episode where Greg's hair turns green because of shampoo Bobby sold him. Easily funnier than the episode itself	(50)
		"We had sex on the beach, in the ocean, on a beach chair, in our cabana, in the woods, on a swing, in a tree, romantic sex, hot sex, steamy sex, drunk-on-our-love sex, passionate sex, in the tub, in the pool, under the snack bar..."	(86)
(Some Guy)		Striking writers have now lost more pay than they are striking to gain. Where is your Guild now?	(70)
		After killing off Borat and Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen will play the Vietnam war protester Abbie Hoffman in the next Steven Spielberg movie	(29)
		The ten worst films of 2007. I don't think there will be any disagreement with the #1 pick	(110)
(Some Bunny)		Before there was Mickey, Walt Disney created Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Matt Groening nods knowingly	(17)
		Internet sleuths are having a field day with the viral marketing for J.J. Abram's new movie, "Cloverfield"	(37)
		Hannah Montana and girlfriend have sleepover and experiment........and there are pictures out there	(88)
		Jimmy Fallon marries. Divorce is assured when bride sees wedding video, Jimmy flubbing lines and laughing straight at the camera	(15)

		NCAA champion wrestler who appeared in Hollywood classics like "Wildcats," "Police Academy," and "City Heat" has died. Goodnight, funny thespian	(29)
(Celebitchy)		As you read this, the gnarled, elfin hands of David Spade are pawing the lovely skin of actress Jenna Fischer of "The Office." There ain't no justice	(82)
		Nicole Kidman to finally upgrade from "bag of antlers" to "meatsack" as she announces pregnancy	(49)
(PopMatters)		Introducing the top B-movies of 2007. Yes, SpaceDisco-One DID come out this year	(20)
		Marilyn Manson divorces, which frankly is not very Christian of him	(52)
		Tim Burton talks about Sweeney Todd, the Jackson Pollock approach to filmmaking, and "some kind of blobby alien with eight tails and three wings and seven eyes."	(33)
		"Cloverfield" director squeals like a Tribble over new "Star Trek" trailer, especially since it debuts in front of his movie	(47)

		If this isn’t a giant flag that says “Jessica Simpson, it’s time for porn” then submitter doesn't know what is	(71)
		LA prosecutors won't charge Brandy in deadly car crash, suck it Paris, Britney, Lindsey, Mischa, Keifer, and all those incarcerated chicks from Lost	(32)
		Letterman gets his writers back. Backlog of "Will It Float?" gags expected to be outrageous	(36)
		P. Diddy to get a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. No word on which nickname he'll have on it, but either way he'll probably ask them to change it in a year or two	(35)
		Critic laments the fact that TV shows these days don't have memorable theme songs the way "Gilligan's Island" or "The Brady Bunch" did, wants you to ponder it somewhere else than on his lawn	(70)
		"300" gets named one of the worst movies of 2007	(199)
(People)		Robin Wright back on the market? It's conceivable	(61)
(LoHud.com)		Late-night hosts to prove they're as useless as politicians without writers to put words in their mouths. "Unlikely" tag for chances of the shows being funny, also because "Barrels O'Suck" doesn't fit on a tag	(30)
		CNN takes an inward look at why they focus on celeb gossip instead of news. Smitty is shocked to learn when the Britney train derails it means guaranteed profit. Bonus: Author uses “an anonymous Wikipedia writer” as source	(5)
		Bravo is showing a special AFI addition of "100 Years, 100 Movies." What movie did everyone seem to love but you? LGT subby's pick	(163)
(Arrow in the Head)		The Arrow reviews "AVP:R." "Who the f*ck thought that having the ALIENS and the PREDATOR kick ass and take names in a DAWSON’S CREEK like setting would be a good idea?"	(70)
(Some Guy)		Foo Fighter's Dave Grohl blames the Spears family for not teaching children how to handle fame and temptation. Former bandmate unavailable for comment	(72)
(Digital Spy)		MP calls for the launch of a dedicated Scottish TV channel. Submitter looks forward to "Desperate Fishwives," "Whose Round Is It Anyway?" and "Hell's Chipshop"	(7)
		Sony to stop giving it to you from the rear	(17)
		Rosie O'Donnell is declared the most annoying celebrity. Obvious tag asplodes	(33)
(TWN)		Lindsay Lohan nude pictures sold by ex-boyfriend, apparently he needs to cover some clinic bills	(52)
(Some Guy)		New images of Edward Norton as Bruce Banner. First rule of "The Incredible Hulk": You wouldn't like him when he's angry	(88)
		Penelope Cruz and her sister share a sloppy kiss in their brother's latest video. Incest? You better believe The Sun is there. (w/ pic)	(49)
		A pair of $100,000 earrings that Courtney Love was going to give her 15-year-old daughter for Christmas were stolen from her hotel room. In related news, Courtney Love was going to give her 15-year-old daughter a pair of $100,000 earrings	(36)
		Dr. Phil thinks Lynne Spears is a great and dedicated mother	(164)
		MTV personality accosted by gunman. Sadly, because it's MTV there is no video	(47)
		Smallville's Kristen Kreuk cast as Chun-Li in new Street Fighter movie? Submitter will be in his bunk	(59)
		Jessica Alba announces her engagement. If any man has just cause why these should not wed, post it here	(51)

		Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter is already taller than him at 6 feet 2 inches. Dude, she's sixteen	(67)
		Rebecca Demornay..DUI... wash hands, rinse, repeat. Actor DUI trifecta now in play	(27)
		Ricky Gervais wants to be the next 007, is good at tongue-in-cheek	(29)
		Caption what Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley is thinking	(59)
		Farkettes rejoice: Brendan Fraser is back on the market and looking for someone who reminds him of his mummy	(50)
(Some Guy)		List of TV show marathons airing on New Year's Eve and Day. Highlights include "Mythbusters" and "The Twilight Zone"	(43)
		Wesley Snipes' income tax evasion trail to remain in Ocala, famous for its racial tolerance, annual snipe hunt	(14)
		"The Bucket List" is really bad, but what do you expect from a movie about a walrus with a hit list?	(39)
		Coen brothers to make a spaghetti western. "It's a proper western, a real western, set in the 1870s. It's got a scene that no one will ever forget because of one particular chicken"	(55)
(E!)		Mischa Barton -- who is so totally jealous of Britney, Paris and Lindsay -- arrested for DUI, narcotics possession and driving with an invalid license	(43)
		70% of the audience for Hugh Hefner's reality series "The Girls Next Door" are women, proving how repulsed they are by the thought of living in a huge mansion and taking turns being some rich old codger's viagra punching bag	(95)
		The latest batch of films added to the National Film Registry include "The Naked City," "12 Angry Men," "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" and "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"	(42)
		Angelina Jolie something, something about pleasure, something, sex scenes, something, something about being willing to get naked, something	(55)
		Top 10 TV bad guys. Obviously not an "all-time" list as the writer seems to have started watching television in 1995	(157)
		Judge tells Sean Connery to suck it and make peace with his arch enemy, Dr. Annoying Neighbor	(10)
(Naughty American)		Farker comments about banner ad in Holly Hunter story aroused controversy -- among other things (link includes ad in question - Not safe for work?)	(23)
		Being a black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks isn't much help when you are stricken with a rare case of man-boob cancer	(22)
(Some Guy)		Nicole Kidman's children call her "Nicole" and Katie Holmes "Mom." Can't repeat what they call Tom in a family website like Fark	(41)

		Ozzy Osbourne having trouble writing his biography as he doesn't remember anything that happened to him	(13)
		1950's pinup girl and actress Jeanne Carmen, dead at 77. With a "you better believe I'd pin that back then" picture	(34)
		Fergie gets engaged, pees her pants with excitement	(29)
		Tonight, Discovery Channel previews "Smash Lab," which is basically "Mythbusters" with non-stop explosions... and one hot geek goddess	(63)
(Some Guy)		Kafka, Dostoyevsky, Sartre, Rowling... wait, what?	(34)
		Paris Hilton's grandfather Barron Hilton announces he will donate 97 per cent of his multi-billion fortune to charity, not his grandkids. Submitter would add a gratuitious 'Suck it', but she's already on top of this one	(48)
		Lindsay Lohan claims she was sober before 2005 car crash. Not the car crash she recently served time for, or for the one concerning a cocaine charge, but that other one. No, the *other* other one	(17)
		"Lost" star begins jail sentence for driving offences. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. No, not that one, the other DAMMIT, I'M POINTING AT HER	(27)
(Some Gay Latin Guy)		Casey Aldridge is not the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby, it is an executive at Nickelodeon. Cradlesnatcherbob Dropshispants unavailable for comment	(72)
		Some biotch sues producers of the "Transformers" movie over her "Bee-otch" air freshener that appears in movie	(24)
		The backlash has begun	(33)
(Some Lost Guy)		Since it's practically the only show with new episodes airing in the spring, here's everything you need to know about "Lost" in 8 minutes and 15 seconds	(49)
(Some Guy)		The deal of the century: for $3050 you can get drunk with Paris Hilton on New Year's	(43)
		Original "Star Trek" series to be released on HD-DVD; now everyone can see the ridiculously bad special effects and terrible acting in the utmost clarity	(56)
(Some Guy)		The best 19 movies you (probably) didn't see in 2007	(103)
		David Beckham says he was starstruck when he met Stevie Wonder. Stevie: "I don't see why."	(14)

		Britney Spears tops celeb 'naughty list.' In related news, snow is white, fire burns, and Saturn is still really freakin' far away	(13)
(Some Guy)		Patrick Stewart says he doesn't have any feelings about new "Star Trek" movie, tells reporter to get a life	(41)
(A Lusty Loined Fellow)		"You're fired," the boss told her, leaning forward, exposing her cleavage, that tender circle of lust, ever so slightly	(33)
(Some Guy)		Pamela Anderson cheated on husband Rick Solomon with Criss Angel. No word on if he found a way to make Hepatitis disappear	(33)
(Some Guy)		Amy Winehouse banned from visiting hubby in jail after he fails drug test. In other news, Amy Winehouse gives off a contact high	(21)
(Mental Floss)		Eleven things you might not know about "A Christmas Story"	(62)
(YBNY)		The hottest TV babes of the 1980s - where are they now (w/ then and now pics that will make you sad)	(92)
		Mormon comedians are suddenly trendy, according to this article from the Salt Lake Tribune	(31)
(Daily Snack)		Hitler please	(181)
		Katie "Jordan" Price figures she's killed enough kittens; has breast reduction surgery	(42)
		Michael Bolton thanks the writer's strike for giving him more time to spend with his fiance, Nicollette Sheridan; who's openly stated that she can't stand sex	(28)

(Some Guy)		Today's most disappointingly misleading headline: Posh Spice has her clothes ripped off	(28)
(NY Times)		God must be planning one heck of a Christmas Eve show as he picks up choreographer Michael Kidd to go with his recently acquired jazz pianist	(6)
		The 10 best graphic novels of the year	(46)
		24 hours of "A Christmas Story" discussion thread... Oh fudge...:(	(149)
(TMZ)		Britney buys Jamie Lynn a t-shirt reading, ""Hot Mama 2 B." You stay classy, Spears sisters	(57)
		Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan urges all computer nerds to make room in their lives for plenty of booze	(25)
		Awesome never-before-seen interview with Bob Marley	(13)
(Some Guy)		Top 25 moneymaking movies when inflation adjusted. Rather surprising	(44)
(Scarecrow's gotta gun!)		Did any notice that in the "Wizard of Oz", the Scarecrow was packing heat?	(76)
		Zach Braff will produce and direct a new dramedy with a pilot written by his brother. Good news if you're in The Fray, bad news for the rest of us	(38)
		Guillermo wants to make "At The Mountains Of Madness". Cthulhu is pleased	(50)
(Some Mad Old Woman)		First Christian groups attack Doctor Who for religious images in the upcoming Christmas special, now the sole remaining survivor of the Titanic disaster is angry because the episode is set on the Titanic. The *spaceship* Titanic	(37)
		"National Treasure II: The Search for More Money" snatches the top spot at the weekend box office.	(61)