(TMZ)		Four Seasons hotel to Britney Spears; No, you can't have a room. Not yours. See if Kid Rock's escort service is hiring	(8)
(Some Guy)		Story of that kid who does the funky shoulder dance in "Charlie Brown Christmas"	(17)
		Just two weeks after bowling with The Jesus, reporter bowls with The Dude himself. Walter, you got a date Wednesday, baby	(11)
(Some Guy)		Dan Fogelberg lost his battle with cancer today	(213)
		Nine days to go before Christmas, so here's the classic Seinfeld 'Festivus' clip	(21)
(Some Guy)		Long-time sci-fi author frustrated that he's only known as the guy who invented Tribbles	(20)
		Celine Dion warbles through the last concert of her $100 million contract at Ceaser's Palace, which will now be the home of Bette Midler and her floppy flappers in "The Showgirl Must Go On"	(23)
		Quentin Tarantino says he can rescue Lindsay Lohan's career... this should be interesting	(62)
		Posh Spice suffers a wardrobe malfunction during a concert. But not the sexy kind of wardrobe malfunction	(52)
(Dread Central)		Entire back issue archives of Fangoria & Starlog magazines destroyed in warehouse fire. God can be like your mom sometimes	(26)
		Wesley Snipes speaks out about his direct-to-DVD career, IRS, and why "Blade 3" sucked. "''Systematic racism was used to divert focus away from the real issues of an incompetent director and inexperienced producers"	(40)
		Arthur C. Clarke releases his 90th birthday wishlist. My God, it's full of stars	(25)

		They're getting the band back together. The Master will be pleased	(54)
		Country hottie Taylor Swift celebrates her legalization by registering to vote. With you'd hit it pic goodness	(32)
(Some Guy)		Homeless forced to pack up and leave park after "Star Trek" film crew moves in. Live long and prosper	(23)
(Some Guy)		When Hulk Hogan was asked which celebrity he'd like to see beaten up on American Gladiator, his reply was: "Without a doubt Rosie O'Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up."	(38)
		Italian film and opera director Franco Zeffirelli is offering his services to to Pope Benedict as an image consultant	(9)
(Perez Hilton)		Britney digitally altered in new video to look slimmer. Too bad producers couldn't edit in some talent as well (w before/after video)	(50)
		CBS introduces email service to alert viewers to adjust their TiVos when sports may delay the start of it's quality programming like Viva Laughlin and CSI: Paducah-McCracken	(12)
		Ike Turner's widow asks Tina Turner to "forgive him". As long as you're dreaming, might as well ask for a pony, too	(34)
(Some classic KISS fan)		Paul Stanley of KISS on Led Zeppelin, "They've done a few reunion type shows that were pretty shambolic, pretty awful..."	(81)
(Some Guy)		"Muslim heavy metal fans feel inspired by Led Zeppelin’s force for peace"	(13)
		Chris Cornell's ex-wife hired an ex-cop to harrass his new family. She probably felt outshined	(46)
(IHT)		Floyd Red Crow Westerman dead at 71, Native American singer, actor, and activist, perhaps most famous for his role as Ten Bears in Dances With Wolves	(42)
		Contestant who won a car on "The Price is Right" claims the car delivered is a piece of junk that has a bent frame and other signs that it had been in an accident. Lawyers prepare for a showcase showdown	(50)

		If you're going to run a spot featuring footage from a tv show, you might want to make sure the ad doesn't give away the plot during that show's commercial break	(15)
		Thanks to the idiots in America with Nielsen Media Research boxes attached to their TVs, you can now expect to see a lot more of poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila in the future	(73)
(amazon.com)		Amazon.com review of J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" bought for $4,000,000, with spiffy pics	(51)
(Some Guy)		"Lost" is getting lost in ABC's lineup. No longer will it be at its usual Wednesday time slot. Where will it be ... Not even the "Lost" producers have that question figured out	(35)
		Two new Dark Knight posters revealed	(54)
		The original "Alien" sound effect (from the Alien series) was a recording of a peacock shrieking at the same time a baby elephant trumpeted. The more you know	(62)
		Jessica Simpson is contagious and spreading; Mischa Barton wants to get naked in movies	(53)
		Submitter would like to apologize in advance for what you are about to see	(43)
		Poster of actress Bette Davis sells for $70,000. Buyer complains poster pushed her down stairs	(52)
(US Weekly)		Jessica Simpson, straight to DVD. "The movie is absolutely horrible. It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting"	(47)
		Turns out the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie is a big steaming pile of horse hockey. Who knew?	(58)
(Some Guy)		Really not sure what's going on here but it involves Jennifer Love Hewitt	(65)
		Dave Letterman is turning into Bob Vila	(42)
		Five minutes of the mystery monster movie goodness that is Cloverfield	(120)
(Some Turbo)		Full roster of the new American Gladiators revealed (w pics)	(192)
		Vince Vaughn discovers Kevin Smith might not have been that far off when Smith found out Reese Witherspoon was a stuck-up biatch 12 years ago	(122)
(Some Guy)		"Groundhog Day" 15th Anniversary DVD coming out. "Groundhog Day" 15th Anniversary DVD coming out. Oh, and you can win a copy	(90)

		Paula Abdul fan steals her pee. In unrelated news, guy with pee fetish found dead from alcohol poisoning	(31)
		What do Alec Baldwin, Rudy Giuliani and Miss Teen South Carolina have in common? They all made it into Time Magazine's top ten awkward moments of 2007 list	(77)
		Dante never wrote about the Level Of Hell where Rachel Ray spazzes over a deservedly uncomfortable John Cusack	(57)
		Entertainment Weekly's top twenty-five sci-fi movies & TV shows in the last twenty-five years. Featuring the only "Star Wars" installment that qualifies	(140)
		Erik Estrada is taking the whole 'cop thing' seriously these days. Soon you'll see him patrolling a shopping mall near you, sugar	(17)
		Because apparently no other couples have children or careers, Brangelina named Couple of the Year	(25)
		MTV's "The Hills" just might be as fake as Heidi Montag's sweater puppies	(49)
		Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila to host MTV's New Year's Eve Masquerade Party. It's only fitting that she'll be joined by Blogger the Hutt, another attention whore who forced his way into Hollywood	(114)
		Ponch wants to be buried as a cop. National polls find that the majority of Americans just want Ponch buried	(13)
		Liza Minnelli collapsed a stage... No wait, she collapsed on stage	(28)
		"Atonement," "American Gangster," "Mass Debaters" lead Golden Globe nominations	(28)
		Johnny Depp -- one of the most commercially successful celebrity pre-packaged movie stars alive -- says "I don't want to be a product." World's smallest violin plays silently between submitter's fingers	(85)
		Worst headline ever	(99)
		Good news, ladies -- Timothy Busfield is officially back on the market	(26)
(Zap2It)		Further proof that Ben Stiller has sold his soul: A "Night at the Museum" sequel is in the works for a May 2009 release	(56)
(Some Guy)		Adam Sandler makes his weirdest movie yet. No, really	(78)
		Renee Zellweger defies Hollywood, eats	(78)
(Some Guy)		Good: Paramount shakes up movie-release system by making one of its new releases available free on the Internet before it has been released on DVD. Bad: The movie is "Jackass 2.5"	(24)

(Naughty American)		Holly Hunter feels obligated to get naked (Kinda NSFWish ad)	(55)
(Autoblog.com)		Will Arnett to voice KITT (now a Pep Boys-ified Mustang) in new Knight Rider. Hoff confirmed as elder Michael Knight. Wendy's sponsorship opportunities deemed limitless	(79)
(Some Guy)		Graphic photo evidence of why Tara Reid's appearance fees are screwed(bikini pics)	(66)
(Some Guy)		"Boyz N the Hood" director John Singleton to direct "less cartoony and more serious" big-screen "A-Team" movie. Murdock thinks that's crazy	(35)
		From the upcoming Britney Spears book "How to Lose Your Child Custody Case" comes lesson #613: Don't show up for your deposition	(18)
		I-Mockery takes a look at the Weird Al Show's "Obligatory Holiday Episode". Hint: it's weird	(9)
(US Magazine)		Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon to film reality show. Expected to feature less penis than their previous reality shows	(10)
		Kiefer Sutherland getting 100 letters a day in jail, but some are meant for Richard Dean Anderson	(21)
(Some Guy)		Mr Skin names Marisa Tomei's nude scene the best of the year. "2007 was a surprisingly strong year for big-screen nudity. In fact, you could say it ranks among this decade's very breast"	(77)
		Photo gallery asks which of 17 celebrities have aged the worst. View at own risk	(54)
(TMZ.com)		Ike Turner has died	(308)
		Goodfellas parody guys meet Scorsese. You know why? It was outta respect	(13)
		Paris Hilton helping protect the environment, presumably by hoarding every STD known to man	(5)
(Some Guy)		Charges against Shia LaBeouf transformed into more free publicity	(22)
		Tyra Banks thinks Britney Spears should kill herself, Janice Dickinson thinks Tyra Banks is fat, Britney Spears thinks Janice Dickinson writes good poems	(40)
		Today's Fark-ready headline: "David Blaine fears new stunt will leave him brain damaged"	(42)
(Some Blogger)		Just as Hollywood writers strike reaches its low point, 60s TV series "Man from U.N.C.L.E" released on DVD, reminding us of what high-quality programming we're missing	(12)
		Jeff Bridges is willing to do "Tron 2." He is also available to find a stranger in the Alps	(41)
		Some unreleased Star Wars toys	(35)
(Some paparazzi creep)		Jenna Jameson or undead clown?	(357)
		Jessica Alba is preggers. The Sun is there	(200)
		Rapper Lil Bow Wow is suffering from an appendix infection, but says he's going to finish his tour before having it removed. Unlikely tag bursts, leaving behind a toxic infection of Dumbass	(37)
(Discworld News)		Good: Terry Pratchett isn't dead. Bad: He has just been diagnosed with Alzheimers	(96)
		Marilyn Manson's mommy kept his wittle foreskin when he was circumcised so he could eBay it someday. Penis	(65)
		NJ Judge sues "Sopranos" creator for stealing his idea. No word on if he'll admit fault for crappy final 3 seasons as well	(17)
(Some Guy)		Fat comic Lisa Lampanelli brags about a hotel sex romp with a player on the Chicago Bears	(115)
		Isn't it great how Angelina Jolie seems to love all kids? Wait, all kids except those biologically hers	(37)
		Lock up up your un-castrated pigs. Bubba the Love Sponge is returning to terrestrial radio	(35)
(Some Girl)		Hayden Panettiere makes a great stocking stuffer	(64)
		Scott Baio weds. Moran	(32)
		In another rational argument against fur coats, PETA launches zombie-Olson Twin website, complete with hot zombie-Olson Twins photoshop, bloody coat pix, and interactive gore dressing games	(46)
		Now I don't want to nag, but you should hoof it over to Yahoo and check out their new teaser trailer for "Sex in the City." My eyes were glued to the screen	(57)

(Some Manatee)		I haven't been this confused since I tried to buy that used car from Gary Coleman on eBay	(42)
		Jeff Bridges: "I do my best to not do anything." The Dude abides	(40)
		Gillian Anderson chosen as new host of Masterpiece Theatre	(97)
		Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes take Suri to see the Spice Girls twice in three days. Authorities investigating abuse claims	(15)
(iF Magazine)		Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s next project, "Giant Monsters Attack Japan," described as a PG-rated documentary. Documentary? PG?	(38)
		Will Smith says an obsession with sex is what kept him away from drugs as a teenager. "Sex: The Antidrug." Paid for by the AdCouncil	(25)
		After 19 years, Paul Reubens will expose himself to a new generation when he reprises his role of Pee Wee Herman	(212)
		Jessica Simpson believes the only way she will be taken seriously as an actress is to do a full-frontal nude scene	(121)
(iF Magazine)		Pamela Anderson has been named TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever by AOL users. In a related story, AOL users are retarded and/or blind	(458)
		It is unknown what burglars took from Charlize Theron's home, or when it will be released to the Internet	(82)
		I'll take "what's that tingling feeling in my left arm?" For $1000, Alex	(189)
		Victoria Beckham claims she's constantly being bombarded with balls. The Sun is there	(25)
(witz.org)		Britney Spears' coffee fetching checklist: Pink Wig? Check. Micro Mini Skirt? Check. Thong? Check. (With pic)	(51)
(Daily Mirror)		Q: Did "QI's" Alan Davies really bite into the ear of homeless man whilst he was drunk? A: I don't know, but what is quite interesting is that mice sing when having sex	(14)
(Some Guy)		Pictures of Megan Fox: Why not?	(75)
		James Blunt has apparently taken the virginity of hundreds of chalet girls at his favourite resort in Switzerland. Other News: There is no God	(61)
		Oh look Lindsey's making out with a new man.. his name's Bud Weiser	(27)
(hollywoodrag.com)		Jessica Alba is creeped out by nude jacuzzis and says she doesn't wear revealing clothes or like to be leered at. Link includes pics that suggest otherwise	(53)
		Instead of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, the members of Led Zeppelin just want hot tea, an ironing board, and you to get off their lawn	(20)
		Have a seat right over there to watch 'Dateline' shows replacing programming affected by writers' strike	(16)
		Helen Mirren is using her upcoming film, "Love Ranch," in which she'll play a brothel madam, to push for legalized prostitution	(49)

(Crush Wesley Not Labor)		Wil joins all-Star Trek alumni on WGA picket line at Paramount Studios, begs union-busting goons "Don't phase me, bro"	(32)
		Cause of Quiet Riot singer's death: accidental cocaine overdose	(55)
(NME.com)		First review of Led Zeppelin's reunion show. Yep, it rocked	(112)
		Courtney Cox wants a "Friends" reunion. "Masters of the Universe" reunion more likely	(53)
		Cindy Crawford vows never to pose nude again; never to remove ugly mole	(42)
		Somehow they found another role for "Hairspray" star and small cottage Nikki Blonsky	(105)
		Jessica Biel voted "cleanest" female celebrity by people who have not run a culture on Justin Timberlake's penis	(50)
		Karl Lagerfeld says that Amy Winehouse is a style icon. Who would have thought being a bag of antlers and keeping small woodland creatures in your hair was all it took?	(33)
(Some Guy)		Owner of Bron-yr-Aur cottage in Wales, where Jimmy Page and Robert Plant wrote most of band's third album, wants Led Zeppelin fans to get the hell off his lawn	(46)
(tPC)		Now I ask you, who better than Tara Reid to host "Hookers Ball" in Australia?	(25)
		Detailing what's new in "Blade Runner: The Final Cut." WARNING: SPOILERS ABOUND	(76)
(The Huffington Post)		Letterman repeats beating Leno repeats. NBC planning to fight back with repeat Hugh Grant interview	(111)
		Boxer Ricky Hatton got knocked out by Floyd Mayweather and thought he'd gone to heaven when Angelina Jolie turned up in his dressing room	(67)
(Some Guy)		Jessica Sierra booted from Christmas troop benefit concert after her latest arrest	(17)
(tPC)		Paris Hilton left naked backstage at Victoria's Secret fashion show after she has clothes torn away from her body in favor of late-comer Naomi Campbell	(43)
		Jack Nicholson says he could've fathered as many as 9,000 children. The Sun is there	(156)
		"The Golden Compass" off to a very Costnery start	(115)
		In latest ultimatum to striking writers, U.S. networks say they might have no choice but to start broadcasting hours of prime-time political shows if the strike drags on much longer	(57)
		Days after blasting the movie "Knocked Up" as sexist, Katherine Heigl now calls it the "best filming experience of [her] career"	(36)
		The world can breathe a sigh of relief as Blender magazine has announced their intention to use a body double for their upcoming nude Britney Spears photograph/cover	(20)
		The Fastest Man Alive will be played by the geekiest actor alive	(33)
		I-Mockery reviews the most controversial Christmas-themed horror movie ever, "Silent Night, Deadly Night"	(37)