(Some Insensitive Prick)		Worst. TV programme idea. Ever	(38)
(Nexus)		Atheists blow a gasket when they take their godless spawn to see anti-Christian "The Golden Compass" and see a trailer for anti-atheist "Prince Caspian"	(128)
(Jim Hill)		A look at Pixar's fleeting movie in-jokes, including the Pizza Planet truck that's appeared in every one of their feature films	(27)
		Brawndo is becoming an actual beverage. It's got Electrolytes	(191)
(allheadlinenews)		The Village People's cowboy Randy Jones claims he snorted coke with Paris Hilton's parents off the floor at Studio 54: "Whatever Paris Hilton is, she came by it honestly."	(7)
(Some Drill Bra Fan)		Just in time for the Oscar Rush.... The Machine Girl	(24)
		Scientology, suicide, scandal and...Beck?	(39)
(TMZ)		We'd like to say Britney "forgot" to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, "I stole something. Oh, I'm bad. Ohhhhh" - With Video Goodness	(46)
(Some Guy)		The identities of the children who appear on Led Zeppelin's iconic album cover for "Houses of the Holy" are finally revealed (naked butt pic from the album, possibly not safe for work)	(52)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears' secret sex room includes spanking paddles and school girl uniforms	(45)

		Bow Wow rushed to the hospital after a concert. Pray for Omarion	(35)
		41 year old Cindy Crawford says that after having two kids, she's never been happier with her body than right now. No arguments here	(29)
(Some Mophead)		Yoko Ono's love letter to John Lennon, 27 years after his death	(37)
(Bitten and Bound)		Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey's 'secret' wedding this weekend is not so secret anymore	(23)
(orange county register)		Couple takes out $100,000 loan to bring Twisted Sister to the troops	(35)
(Some Guy)		The several thousand drunks dressed in red with bad beards are not some lost soviet invasion; Santacon is upon us	(7)
(Some Guy)		Collection of 3,364 TV theme songs for your listening pleasure	(205)
		Joe Strummer's wife to publish book on her husband that will include photos, drawings, memorabilia and several CDs of unreleased songs	(27)
		Phil Spector gets new lawyer, hairdo. (With ventriloquist/dummy pic)	(46)
(dose.ca)		"At the moment, my friends actually have bets going on that I can't actually do a photo shoot keeping my clothes on...and I can't"	(33)
		It's been 27 years since John Lennon had his last hit: The pavement	(96)
		MADD urges Ford of Canada to stop using Kiefer Sutherland in their ads. Their message to Ford is clear... YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME (to appease us)	(25)
		Arrest warrant issued for Baldwin brother. No, not that one. No, not that one either	(24)

(KMGB 9 News)		Wal-Mart pulls SuperBad DVDs packed with fake Hawaii driver's licenses	(82)
(Some Guy)		Hank Azaria reminisces about thie inspiration for voicing "The Simpson's" Comic Book Guy, Apu, and even George Takei	(29)
		What would a list of the crappiest Christmas movies be without the word "Affleck"?	(52)
(TMZ)		It's a good thing Elvis isn't alive to see this	(15)
(Zap2It)		Oh no your didn't... Chicago Tribune poll ranks "Mama's Family" third worst TV show of all time. Number one? "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"	(77)
		Roger Ebert gives "The Golden Compass" a four star thumbs-up review. Suck it, Catholic League	(95)
(HipHop Elements)		Woman who tried to sue Colin Farrel for sexual harassment now accused of prostitution, plans to sue cops for sexism, ageism, racism, civil rights violations, profiling, entrapment, slander, libel, emotional distress "and much more."	(30)
		Kid Rock cleared of ripping off his own music	(25)
		Hollywood screeches to a halt as Jodie Foster admits she's gay	(138)
		Donald Trump denies that he tipped a waiter $10,000, claims that like his hair, it's a complete hoax	(11)
		Fallen American Idol finalist looks to get her career back on track with the new celebrity staple...a sex tape. [w/slightly not safe for work still image]	(43)
		Will Smith's film "I am Legend" banned in China. American citizens beg U.S. government to ban Pauly Shore movies	(51)
(Siren was my favorite)		The silver lining to the writers strike: "American Gladiators" returns in January	(249)
(Gigwise)		Unsigned Welsh rap group gets in the seasonal spirit by rhyming "I want sex for Christmas with a girl that looks like Abi Titmuss"	(38)
(Some Guy)		First "Speed Racer" trailer online. Warning: may cause seizures in young children	(115)
		"The O.C." star Mischa Barton wants to be reincarnated as Britain's top wildlife TV presenter Sir David Attenborough	(18)
		Following in Gore's footsteps, Clinton, Obama and Carter get Grammy nominations. The Grammys are now to politicians what MTV is to Reality TV shows	(33)
		Ebert: "Guy Ritchie's 'Revolver' is a frothing mad film that thrashes against its very sprocket holes in an attempt to bash its brains out against the projector." And yet, it doesn't star Madonna	(30)
(Some PETArd)		Eva Mendes is the latest quasi-celebrity to go naked for People Exposing Tits and Ass (SFW)	(54)
		The 10 Most "Fascinating" People of 2007 include David, Victoria Beckham and Justin Timberlake. I don't think that word means what you think it means	(16)
		Baba Wawa tiwed of doing cewebity interwiews	(15)
		Ray Liotta crashes into two parked cars, reportedly fleeing black helicopters while racing home to stir the sauce	(48)
		"Rather than concerning themselves with labeling art films such as 'Lust, Caution' NC-17, the Motion Picture Association of America should perhaps regulate that which is most important: theatre etiquette."	(67)
		Britney threatens Paris with lesbian footage. What's next, UN dildo sanctions?	(60)

		In the 80's even Santa had Pacman Fever	(9)
(E!)		After all these years, Will Smith still hasn't figured out that it's not a good idea to promote a film by giving away the ending	(77)
		Welcome back Bauhaus... now get lost	(50)
(Daily Mail)		Wow. Keira Knightley drops her period dress for a very sexy photoshoot. Did I say wow? (with borderline NSFW pics)	(124)
(TMZ)		What do you do when "Family Guy" does a tribute to your comedic act? Sue the show, of course	(109)
(Hot Air)		Trailer for the next "Chronicles Of Narnia" movie. And since Anna Popplewell is now legal, you don't have to feel guilty	(44)
		Police launch fresh probe into Miss Puerto Rico's allegations. To be fair, she has some damn fine looking allegations (pic)	(14)
		Tara Reid drops her appearance fee from $26,000 to just $3,000. And she'll "suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars" too	(56)
(Deceiver.com)		Fox News buries story about "24" star Keifer Sutherland's DUI jail term. Fair and Balanced	(31)
		Adrianne Curry had one of her friends join her for some hot girl-on-girl action in her latest Playboy shoot. And by hot girl-on-girl action in Playboy that means a couple of nude chicks hugging and holding hands	(35)
		Guys, get your hunting permits ready. It's open season for cougars and Kathie Lee Gifford is now available	(50)
		Paris Hilton turns down a chance to star in the next "Bachelorette" because producers won't allow a gang-bang challenge	(20)
		Jack Nicholson reveals he had the hell beaten out of him for cheating and getting another woman pregnant. Angelica Huston can really punch	(36)
		Geek it up, Trekkies: Star Trek Tour, the largest interactive Star Trek exhibit ever, makes its North American debut on January 18th. Hopefully, the exhibit lives long and prospers	(21)
		Uma Thurman's mental patient stalker rejects plea deal, concerned it will strain the relationship with the kids they plan on having together	(22)
		And the movie award season kicks off: the National Board of Review of Motion Pictures names "No Country for Old Men" as Best Picture and Tim Burton as Best Director for "Sweeney Todd"	(79)
		Reality finally catches up to "The Running Man" in new Sci-Fi Channel series. Article is vague, but we can assume the hunters do get to kill the contestants, right?	(49)
(Some Guy)		Three more leads announced for "X-Files 2." Mulder to investigate mystery of Xzibit	(28)
(Some Guy)		Chevy Chase catches us up on Bill Murray, Howard Stern, "SNL" and everyone else who's hated him over the years	(65)
		Who knew you could still be accused of blasphemy? In a court? In Britain? Apparently not Jerry Springer. Damn you, gay Jesus	(24)
(JPP)		Speed Racer: the stoner movie of 2008	(54)
		R&B phenom Chris Brown says he wears his undies only once and then throws them away. What a waste- he could have given them to Britney and saved us all from having to see her hippo-yawn again	(26)

		Kiefer Sutherland gets 48-day jail term for drunk-driving, which is NOT ENOUGH TIME	(137)
		Jodie Foster confirms that spending time in Hollywood makes one "As nutty as a fruitcake."	(34)
		I-Mockery looks at the infamously awful "Star Wars Holiday Special"	(38)
		"Lacey Underall" stiffs hotel on $100,000 bill for Caddyshack reunion. See the bill. Be the bill	(53)
(Some Guy)		When Walt Disney first introduced the idea of animated movies, it was called "Disney's Folly". A good look at how and why things changed since then	(10)
		"Superbad" marketing gimmick of giving away fake Hawaii drivers licenses with DVDs isn't sitting well with officials in Honolulu	(31)
		In news that might have been faptastic 35 years ago, Dolly Parton reveals she admires the way hookers dress and has open marriage with husband	(19)
		Seth Rogen hoping for ball shot in new Kevin Smith movie	(9)
		Eva Mendes says "boobs are good" and that she loves stripping off for nude scenes and thinks more women should do them as a way of "celebrating their curves"	(55)
		Janice Dickinson whines that celebrities are taking all the good modeling jobs these days. In related news, Erik Estrada whines that has-been models are taking all the good celeb-reality jobs these days	(15)
		Oh my God. They colorized "I Love Lucy". You bast ... hey, it's not bad	(37)
		Tom Selleck still wants to play Indiana Jones. In other news, Tom Selleck is still alive	(47)
(Some Guy)		First look at Matthew Fox as Speed's archrival Racer X	(41)
		First daughter calls president during "Ellen." Shockingly, he wasn't busy (video included)	(96)
		Darth Maul is set to play Snake Eyes, in the upcoming "G.I. Joe" movie	(89)
(Some Guy)		Victoria Beckham says she is a gay man trying to escape from a woman's body	(56)
		Evel Knievel's funeral to include fireworks show, be emceed by "Hour of Power" televangelist Robert Schuller. No word yet on plans for Ferris Wheel or pig racing	(17)
(NY Times)		NBC Nightly News pulls ahead of ABC, with CBS and Katie Couric dropping by a million visitors, for you elderly and shut-ins who still watch the evening news	(24)
(Some Guy)		The latest dumbass to sue the "Borat" producers for having their dumbassishness exposed on film is driving instructor Michael Psenicska	(53)
(Some Guy)		Child welfare investigators looking into "multiple child abuse and neglect." If your first thought was "This must be about Britney Spears," you've been reading the tabloids in the checkout aisle again, haven't you?	(15)
(Some Picketin' Writer Chick)		"First Scab" Jenna Bush crosses WGA picket line to plug her book on "Ellen" while the Secret Service holds off strikers. Isn't the President supposed to prevent labor strife?	(58)
		More Batman awesomeness: a poster for "The Dark Knight" has been revealed	(42)
(Some Gamer)		11 video games Hollywood plans on screwing up	(79)
(Sunday Mail)		"If a generation of our young womanhood has taken to binge drinking, Saturday night sluttishness and 'happy-slappings', I blame the Spice Girls." Thank you, Spice Girls	(58)

		Puppets of Rudolph and Santa from the original TV special 40 years ago are being exhibited at comic-book conventions across the country. Rudolph has gone from the Land of Forgotten Toys to the Land of Forgotten Showers and deodorant	(20)
(Some Card Player)		Poker legend David "Chip" Reese goes all-in at the age of 56	(51)
(Some Greek Lion)		"I don't think anything predated Christians." These and other words of wisdom brought to you by "The View"	(105)
		First six minutes of "The Dark Knight" debuted in NYC. Details of The Joker's bad-ass introduction included (SPOILER ALERT)	(35)
		It's a definite maybe for "Arrested Development" movie	(87)
		Dave Chappelle breaks his own stand-up comedy endurance record of 6:07 with a show lasting 6:12. Cocaine's a hell of a drug	(53)
(TV Squad)		"House, M.D." might have a musical episode in its future. Expect the emotional ballad "It's Not Lupus" to launch Hugh Laurie to pop stardom	(50)
		Sorry, Internet. No more cute animals. Not yours	(30)
(DaRk-EyE)		Led Zeppelin to play first U.S. concert in three decades at next year's Bonnaroo festival	(78)
(TMZ)		Amy Lee of Evanescence has morphed into Delta Burke in her "Designing Women" days. There is no god. (pic)	(120)
		Yet another lawsuit over profits from the movie "Crash" begins. "Asinine" tag doesn't so much refer to this story as the fact that melodramatic piece of shiat won the Best Picture Oscar. Yeah, racism is bad, we get it	(42)
(TV Guide)		"Heroes" character Sylar becomes the first non-reality TV entity to benefit from the WGA strike	(122)
		BET complains it's unfair their shows like "Hot Ghetto Mess" are criticized for portraying African-Americans in a negative light, while VH1's "Flavor of Love" and "I Love New York" get by unscathed	(35)
		Backstage demands of pop stars include a life-size cutout of David Hasselhoff, a toilet on wheels, coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise, and a bald hooker with no teeth	(36)
(Some Guy)		Writers' strike could scuttle the TV pilot season, meaning you won't see all the new shows the networks have lined up. Spiffy tag sneaks past striking Sad tag	(25)
		Lesbian kisses are the new jumping the shark for tired shows: "A lot of program-makers use girl-on-girl action purely as titillation"	(52)
(TV Squad)		First night of Sci-Fi Channel's bizarro Wizard of Oz "Tin Man" scores highest ratings in network history	(82)
(WGAL)		Jennifer Love Hewitt defends curvy figure. Unclear why any defense was necessary	(191)
		TV celeb tells the Queen, "I'm shagger of the year, ma'am"	(5)
(E! Online)		Ashley Tisdale gets her nips nosed....Wait, strike that, reverse it	(53)
		And the winner of the 2007 "50 Dumbest People in Hollywood" award .... Lindsay Lohan. Britney vows to double her efforts for 2008	(57)

		Other than Ebert, newspaper arts critics are becoming extinct. "It's just part of the disappearance of news from the daily newspaper"	(29)
		Katherine Heigl rips on "Knocked Up" for being "sexist" and depicting women as as "humorless, uptight shrews." Then Tobey Maguire denounced the feasibility of shooting webfluid from your wrist	(88)
		Actual story: Dixie Chicks urge donations for three teens they feel were wrongly convicted of murder. Fox News Headline: Dixie Chicks Urge Donations to Defense Fund for Murderers	(129)
(Some Guy)		Search the couch for change, geeks: Huge movie memorabilia auction coming up (with list of items and approximate prices)	(30)
(TV Squad)		Wil's review of TNG's Datalore is fully functional	(106)
		Chief Wiggum reports that Mr. Sulu has been beamed out from the Simpsons for creeping out the staff. That's fine work sweetie	(39)
		Don Imus's new radio sidekick is a black Texas Jew with New York roots and an Oxford education who grew up in Plano Texas which has “the ethnic diversity of a Klan rally"	(52)
		"Heroes" craptacular second season comes to conclusion tonight due to the writers strike	(146)
		Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark becomes the poster girl for bad cosmetic surgery (with before and WTF is THAT? pics)	(105)
		TelevisionWithoutPity and Groundling Review team up and want people to watch as many "Journeyman" episodes as possible on NBC.com today in hopes of sending them a message	(51)
		Line up here to see Anthony Hopkins, pianist. Put that eyebleach down and read the headline again	(7)
(BustedHalo)		Philip Seymour Hoffman says Jesus is just all right with him, and if somebody who looks like Phil can snag a sex scene with Marisa Tomei then maybe there *is* something to that God thing after all	(25)
		Samuel L. Jackson's new movie role: Nanny. "I have had it with these motherfarkin' kids in this motherfarkin' house"	(20)
		New Batman and Joker promo pics from "The Dark Knight"	(98)