Selma Blair practiced lesbian sex scenes with Heroes star Stana Katic behind closed doors in order to get them "just right". "I reconfirmed to myself that I'm 100 percent heterosexual" not a glowing endorsement	(18)
		For all of the tlak that thie ould be a slam dunk hit, it Beowulf does ONLY $28 mill	(39)
(Some Guy)		With no more pressing problems to solve, United Nations criticizes celebrities for "glamorizing drugs"	(12)
(Some Guy)		Original "Sesame Street" DVDs "intended for grown-ups". Executive Producer says, "“We might not be able to create a character like Oscar now."	(237)
(Check back in 20 years)		Fat, balding Tom Cruise	(20)
		DreamWorks appears to be negotiating to move their studio to NBC Universal from Paramount, the New York Times reported Saturday, according to this CNBC story	(10)
		Rebecca Romijn was inspired to play her transsexual role in "Ugly Betty" by her lesbian aunt	(9)
(RR Records)		GnR's Slash suffering from "grief, shame, humiliation, embarrassment, anger, worry, disappointment, nervousness, stomach disorders, backaches, loss of appetite and inability to concentrate on work." Bummer	(35)
		Another story about the corrupt practice of ticket selling. But more importantly, what in the hell is a "Miley Cyrus"?	(38)
		In an amazing show of intellectual clarity, 50 Cent ponders why Britney can use the B word, but he can't	(43)
		Around 150 people watch unauthorized performance of SNL in New York theater, nearly double its normal audience	(27)
		Idol hottie Katharine McPhee gets engaged. Submitter anxiously awaits the the breakup to be there for her	(17)
(Some Guy)		George Takei says if Simon Pegg wants to be a credible Scotty, he better start drinking a lot	(50)
(Some Guy)		Director announced for "Terminator 4," which is one more than the letters in his name	(42)

(Some Guy)		Say Goodnight, Ronnie. Son of George and Gracie has passed away at age 72	(14)
		List of TV shows and how many new episodes they have left. "Everybody Hates Chris" fan will rejoice	(64)
		Amy Winehouse's manager quits stating the job was "harming his health". (Bonus pics of Amy looking like she's fighting imaginary gremlins)	(48)
(TVSquad)		Producers and writers to talk after Thanksgiving, because it's unfathomable to imagine a world without a "Cavemen" Christmas special	(24)
		Amidst writers strike, NBC fires most of Saturday Night Live production crew, making it the funniest thing SNL has done in decades	(63)
		Those aren't pillows: Top 5 butt-centric lines from Planes, Trains and Automobiles	(23)
		American Idol's Simon Cowell says he has had Botox and he's a lovely mover but he can't be gay because he hates shopping	(11)
		T. Boone Pickens is welching on his million dollar Swift Boat Challenge, but then he's a Texas oil man, so what did you expect?	(62)
		The beginning of the end for the hardback novel. The only article you will read today that references both Cormac McCarthy and Radiohead	(29)
(New York Magazine)		The 10 video games that should be made into movies-- and the directors that should make them	(136)
(Some Guy)		Nancy Grace is out of the hospital. Or at least that's what we've been told. We actually haven't been able to get in touch with her. Why is she avoiding our calls? She obviously has something to hide	(40)
		It takes a lot to surprise 90-year-old Hollywood veteran Kirk Douglas. John Travolta and The Sun are there	(57)
		Happy 65th birthday to Marty Scorsese. Here's his funny American Express commercial. Is he funny to you? A joke? A joke how?	(15)
		Writers strike claims first postponed movie: prequel to "The DaVinci Code". Subby encourages writers to keep on striking just as long as they like	(21)
		Katie Couric rips on Dan Rather and dishes out other hip commentary as she prepares to go live from a remote	(17)

		Julia Roberts is DISGUSTED by the state of the entertainment industry. In other news, Julia Roberts is 40 and hasn't had a lead role since 'Erin Brockovich'	(54)
		Sarah Michelle Gellar changes her name. Casting directors, audiences not fooled	(48)
(E!)		Arrested Development: The Movie? It could happen	(69)
		As evidenced by his recent "All Star Batman & Robin" comic books, Frank Miller is still completely insane	(74)
(Gutter Bleed)		R.I.P Batman. DC Comics rumored to be planning to to kill off the Dark Knight	(66)
		Tom Cruise will face the acting challenge of his life playing heterosexual giant Hugh Hefner in new biopic of Playboy founder's life	(41)
(Radar Online)		Angelina Jolie has great boobs -- and every single reviewer of "Beowulf" wants you to know this (pic NSFW)	(60)
		Seth Rogen to make a Kevin Smith movie funny	(51)
		Stana Katic enjoyed practising her lesbian love scenes with Selma Blair and rates her snogging as "very titillating"	(17)
		Ewan McGregor ready to flee UK "Nanny state", go into hiding in Tattoine	(30)
		Roger Ebert really hates "Donnie Darko" director Richard Kelly's "Southland Tales." "Note to readers planning to write me messages informing me that this review was no more than a fevered rant: You are correct"	(50)
		Performer falls during Cirque du Soleil performance. Oh, the Zumanity	(16)
		The Waltons: Where are they now? Amazingly train-wreck free (Good night, Dana Plato...)	(29)
(Some Guy)		Meg Ryan's cuteness returns as celebrities start getting new plastic surgery to fix the old plastic surgery that made them look like freaks	(24)
		Tired of "Super Mario Galaxy" already? Then check out a trailer for Nintendo's M-rated followup	(34)
		Bobby Brown plays the sympathy card by skipping crutches and getting a wheelchair after twisting his ankle during performance rehearsals. In related news, Bobby Brown is planning on performing again	(25)
		Lohan spends 84 minutes in jail for DUI. That's got to be some kind of record	(67)
		Tim Burton to shoot 3D "Alice In Wonderland" in his quest to make another completely unwatchable Tim Burton movie	(65)
		Antonio Banderas would like to be a woman for a day... which is convenient since Melanie Griffith has turned into a man	(24)

		"Supernatural" star Katie Cassidy arrested. Tells police she was someone else because she is a "Hollywood actress" and it "would not look good." The name she gave? Taylor Quinn Cole, an actress who guested on show	(43)
		Are ya ready, kids? Nine million watched new SpongeBob TV movie	(43)
(The BRAD BLOG)		Are Tucker Carlson's aays at MSNBC numbered?	(102)
		Stephen King explains why he sold adaptation rights to his "Dark Tower" series to J.J. Abrams for 19 bucks	(72)
(NY Times)		Dick Cavett is blogging for the NY Times. If you didn't know, he'll be more than happy to tell you about all the famous people he's met and had dinner with	(14)
(People Magazine)		Natalie Portman is "not convinced" about marriage. No matter how many times subby has proposed, and in spite of that pesky restraining order	(32)
		Not news: Woman mocked in Pittsburgh. News: She sues -- and loses. Fark: Jeff Golblum makes incident into a full-length mocumentary, she sues again	(28)
(Cinematical)		Interview with the meatbags behind the "Futurama" movie	(34)
		Winehouse in the doghouse after performing concert after visiting crackhouse	(33)
		81-year old DJ describes his recent mugging as a "marvellous" experience	(40)
		"Shawshank Redemption" and "The Mist" director Frank Darabont talks about his next Stephen King adaptation, "The Long Walk," which he's been thinking about filming for thirty years	(53)
(McSweeney's)		Ripple effects of the writer's strike	(22)
		A relaxed O.J. will prepare for trial by playing golf: "As always, I rely on the jury system"	(16)
(Earth Times)		Walter Cronkite, 91, to make his TV comeback on the Retirement Life channel, offering commentary and chasing-rapscallions-off-the-lawn tips	(11)
(Some Gossip Rag)		Japanese police want to get their hands on Hayden Panettiere so they can slap the handcuffs on her. Take a number, fellas	(57)
(Some Guy)		CBS announces Christmas specials, including favorites "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," "Frosty the Snowman" and "The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show." Wait, what?	(24)
		Sammy Hagar apologizes to all four of his St. Louis fans who were insulted when he said "It's Miller Time" and drank Miller beer onstage while slamming Anheuser-Busch for turning down a business deal to distribute his tequila	(19)
		The studios are finding it hard to market an R-rated musical about a serial-killing barber who has his victims made into meat pies	(42)
		The A-Z of (A-Z list) celebrity islands	(7)
(collider.com)		Jeff Bridges talks about the sequel to "Tron" that is in development. End of line	(43)
		Britney Spears is making a habit out of running over parparazzi feet. That's right, this isn't a repeat. Oops, she did it again	(56)
		Heather Mills plans on ridding the world of meat eaters. Yeah, good luck with that Heather... hop along now	(57)
		Family of Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter, Zahara, want her returned to them in Africa. Jolie: "No, not yours"	(43)
		Irwin family statue unveiled, sealed with formula to prevent harmful rays	(72)
(D-Listed)		Rumer Willis will be this year's Miss Golden Globe. With androgynous but reasonably hittable pic... if you dare try to get past Daddy Bruce	(94)
(LA Independent)		Bob Barker coming out of retirement to host Hollywood Santa Parade, beat the crap out of Adam Sandler	(12)
(Some Guy)		Phil Collins is "a fat, bald, chocolate-eating bastard"	(48)
(Larry Bud Melman)		"Late Show" writers' strike blog. Note that the doughnuts are for striking WGA members only	(16)
		Mother of the Year award winner Britney Spears reportedly giving parenting advice to Heidi Klum. This should end well	(29)
		The Artist currently known as Buttmuncher sends DMCA takedown notice to b3ta over photoshop contest	(55)
		Ellen Pompeo gets married. Insiders say the vows were poorly written with no substance whatsoever	(20)
		Emaciated waitress may drop dead on "Survivor." Hopefully during sweeps	(36)
(Variety.com)		The writers' strike is starting to get nasty. Which, of course, is Rush Limbaugh's fault	(35)

		Prolonged writer strike could force awards shows to air without all that witty banter we all love so much	(21)
		Marie Osmond's 16 year-old son packs his magic underwear and goes to rehab	(28)
(news journal online)		Tom Cruise movie fails at box office because A) fictional accounts of "war on terror" free on the evening news, B) He's a batshiat crazy Scientologist, or C) both	(62)
(Egotastic)		Hayden Panettiere channels her inner 50's pin-up girl for Vanity Fair photo shoot (sfw). Want	(121)
		Salma Hayek, on her nice rack: "I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them."	(81)
(Some Non-Scab)		David Letterman is paying 'Late Show' employees' salaries out of his own pocket during the writers' strike	(37)
		What kind of people show up for a Star Trek casting call that explicitly asks for "those with unusual facial features?" Yes, there are pics	(126)
(C.U. LAter)		Jessica Alba planning on moving to NY. Now we'll all know what 9,000,000 guys simultaneously saying "How you doin'?" sounds like	(29)
		Lance Armstrong romance with Ashley Olsen still going strong, as we all know how much he enjoys hanging with just one of the twins	(66)
(Some Guy)		Portia De Rossi worries she will be typecast as a lesbian after role on "Nip/Tuck"	(44)
		Nancy Grace back in the hospital after giving birth to twins. Oh, somebody can't deal with all the pressure?	(70)
(chud)		Stephen Chow ("Kung Fu Hustle" and "Shaolin Soccer") is making a live action "Dragonball Z" movie starring James Marsden. WTF?	(66)
		The most important question posed to the 21st Century: What happened to all the movie theme songs?	(43)
		Gov. Jon Bon Jovi (D-NJ)	(63)
(Bumpshack)		Guy next door Matt Damon named PEOPLE magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". Carrot Top demands recount	(40)
		FOX will continue to produce "Family Guy" episodes without writers. Scripts expected to improve	(175)
		Hollywood is running out of money due to falling DVD sales. They didn't even have enough to bribe this reporter to blame P2P	(52)
		Pamela Anderson is preparing a vegetarian Thanksgiving feast for Las Vegas' homeless; wants to introduce them to a "healthier lifestyle." Now the bums are going to be picky when they go through garbage cans	(31)
		Novelist, playwright Ira Levin dead at 78. For those of you too young to remember, he wrote "The Stepford Wives." No, not that one. The real one	(48)
		Jude Law doesn't regret cheating on Sienna Miller; regrets getting caught	(29)
		Bible inspires Marie Osmond to return to "Dancing With the Stars" after reading, "There's a time to mourn and a time to dance." Good thing she didn't open to building an ark or killing her firstborn son	(34)
		Billy Ray Cyrus finds the ultimate way to seek revenge on in-laws, invites Britney Spears for Thanksgiving	(27)

(Cinematical)		If you thought the #1 worst rated film on the IMDB - "Troll 2" - really needed a documentary made about it, then you're in luck	(76)
		Your chance to win a "dream date" with CNN anchor Robin Meade. Second place wins erotic date with Lou Dobbs, just make sure to bring your immigration papers	(48)
		Break out the pop rocks, "Watchmen" cast adds M-M-Max Max Headroom	(35)
		AP kills Paris Hilton story reporting that she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India. Or at least they THOUGHT they killed it	(14)
		"Little House of the Prairie" now a stage musical. Mary's big solo number "Why Do Those Bastards Keep Moving The Furniture?" said to not leave a dry eye in the house	(24)
(Hear2)		Seven reasons why the radio business is screwed	(74)
		Doctor who performed surgery on Kanye West's mother had two malpractice judgments against him, also two DUI's. Oh, and he agreed to do the surgery after another doctor refused due to her health	(64)
(variety)		Soap Opera writers are starting to cross the picket line. How will the guild handle this betrayal? Will even more writers cross over creating even more heartbreak? Stay tuned for the next episode of the Days of our Scribes	(27)
		It turns out Jay Leno can't actually write	(53)
(You OK, Kate?)		Kate Beckinsale hospitalized for numbness in arm & leg. If you haven't already organized a group prayer & vigil at your workplace, you better get to it	(74)
(People.com)		Lindsey Lohan started her community service yesterday and was caught by a camera while: A) Digging ditches B) Picking up garbage or C) Sitting on her ass	(36)
		FCC says that it has the authority to impose stricter regulations on the cable industry based on a law from 1984. Son of a biat*leeeeeeep	(42)
		Rosie O'Donnel to start an online talk show. Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse	(32)
		One from the "please God no" files: Lily Allen in talks to become Dr Who's new assistant	(59)
		Richard Gere wins humanitarian award. Says he already knows where he'll put it	(15)
		Conservationists in India praise Paris Hilton for speaking out on binge-drinking elephants	(15)
		Do you really want to chain me? Do you really want to make me cry?	(10)
		"This amount of interest for a new group is unprecedented -- the U.K. seems to have gone bag-pipe crazy"	(23)
(Some Guy)		"Boondocks" creator Aaron McGruder says he won't be drawing daily comics for The Man again	(74)
		With the help of the Sears Wish Book, X-E looks back at a dozen of 1985's coolest toys	(78)
		Ridley Scott talks about American Gangster, commercials, being the most influencial fimmaker alive and getting up early in the morning 'cos that's what his momma told him to do	(37)
(Some Guy)		Entertainment bloggers going on strike to show solidarity for television writers. Efforts reminescent of the highly influential sympathy strike by Little League players in 1994	(9)
(Some Guy)		Draco Malfoy's mother cast for next "Harry Potter" movie. Naughty thing	(34)
		Sara Michelle Gellar’s Maxim photo shoot	(68)
		To show us that famous actresses are just like everyone else, Amanda Holden finds a dead body while out jogging	(26)

		First pics of Zachary Quinto as Spock revealed	(46)
		Hollywood lost $1.9 billion on 2006 film gems such as "Basic Instict 2," "Flushed Away," "The Lady in the Water," "Poseidon," and "The Fountain"	(132)
(Some Guy)		Harlan Ellison responds to rumors about plot of new Star Trek: "They had damned well better... be prepared to pay for the privilege of mining the lode I own"	(62)
(Crabbie's Hollywood)		Tom Cruise has sent his Scientology goons after biographer Andrew Morton, whose new book will reportedly reveal secrets about Tom's sex life and religious beliefs	(91)
		ABC's New Year's Eve broadcast to once again be hosted by Zombie Dick Clark	(27)
(BuddyTV)		"American Idol" set for some big changes, may actually find some talent	(32)
(Some Guy)		NBC considering using guest hosts to fill in for Leno and Conan O'Brien if they refuse to cross picket lines. There's a joke there somewhere, but submitter doesn't want to be labeled a scab	(45)
		Please Hammer don't code 'em	(10)
(Cracked)		From talking salmon to evil old women, the five most unintentionally hilarious comic strips in print today	(44)
		Thanks to the writers' strike, tens of Scrubs fans may face the same series ending as fans of The Sopr	(81)
		Former Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren quits reality show, complaining it's as fake as the boy band he used to manage	(62)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears ran a red light at a dangerous intersection with her kids and parenting coach in the car. The video has been subpoenaed	(46)
(TMZ)		Britney decides to flunk a drug test on top of the red-light running fiasco of last week. What could possibly go right?	(37)
(Some Guy)		Plot of new "Star Trek" revealed (big spoilers). Harlan Ellison smirks	(84)
		Kylie Minogue plans to adopt an Aborigine orphan. Dingoes begin circling	(17)
(Some Guy)		Nikki Sixx's ex-wife Donna D'Errico collapses like Motley Crue's record sales during their divorce trial	(19)
		Septuagenarians Sir Sean Connery and Sophia Loren pip George Clooney, Jude Law and Sienna Miller in a poll of celebrities with the most envied bodies	(10)
(Big Head DC)		ABC's Sam Donaldson called the D.C Madam. And not for a news story	(39)
		Seinfeld's "Bee Movie" buzzes into top box-office spot, ensuring bad insect jokes continue to swirl annoyingly around our heads like, um, uh	(36)