(Me, Myself and I)		In a bid to pick Hollywood's worst baby name, Milla Jovovich goes with the name Ever for her new daughter	(30)
		'... we think of Monopoly with Ridley Scott as director or producer, as a massive global hit.' What are we up to now, number-wise, for indicators that the Apocalypse is getting really, really close?	(31)
(Some Guy)		The most humiliating moments of Star Wars fandom. Author apparently hasn't figured out yet that the "Hello Kitty" Vader is a photoshop... which is rather embarrasing for him	(59)
		"The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" will likely be the first shows to go on hiatus if there is a writers' strike. If only there were some website where their viewers could go to to get their news with a laugh	(39)
		A look at how the Writer's Guild is planning for the strike. Shouldn’t they be holding signs that are blank?	(32)
(Some Guy)		"Heroes" shoots new ending for Dec. 3 episode to create unexpected season finale, unless those damn writers get back to work	(33)
		Patrick Stewart explains he only took role in "Star Trek" because he was sure it would bomb. "Make some money, be seen by millions and then come home"	(70)
		After being cancelled twice and being brought back to life, "Family Guy" will air its 100th episode tonight. Manatees everywhere celebrate	(74)
(Some Chick)		Top five reasons why hip-hop is dead. Mr. Smith, Mr. Wesson, Mr. Ruger, Mr. Colt and Mr. Beretta unavailable for comment	(75)
		A new Bob Dylan art exhibit features paintings of "What I See". Apparently what Bob sees is mostly hotel rooms	(6)
(Some Guy)		Barack Obama shows you how hip he is by appearing on [rolls dice] Saturday Night Live	(84)
(TV Squad)		FX renews "Rescue Me" for a fifth season - and at a network-length 22 episodes	(26)

(Some Suplexing Tfette)		Wrestler known as the Fabulous Moolah passes away, scoop-slams Saint Peter and hits him with a chair before entering Pearly Gates	(30)
		Drummer for Pete Doherty's band says Kate Moss was a bad influence on them. Yoko Ono unavailable for comment	(6)
		Bruce Willis says booze nearly wrecked his career. And all that while we thought it was "Hudson Hawk"	(47)
		Writers strike set for Monday. Fark hit count expected to triple as late night talk show hosts panic and start to mine monologue material	(48)
		Kim Kardashian did Playboy to show off "the real me." Because we didn't see the "real her" in that sex video with Ray-J	(50)
(tPC)		Phenomenon contestant and so-called "paranormal expert" Jim Callahan blows a gasket on Illusionist Criss Angel after being exposed as a fraud	(56)
(AOL)		Top 11 least sexy men alive. Subby strangely absent	(56)
		Vanessa Hudgens signs another contract with Disney, Vivid	(16)
(NZ Herald)		Cool: Hollywood is making a film about the legendary Mata Hari. Spiffy: Dita Von Teese has been cast in the lead role	(21)
		Rock star mug shots? The Rolling Stone is there	(26)
		You too can live like Britney. All you need is no class and $350,000 a month	(27)
		BBC cuts clip of Victoria Beckham in bondage basque for fear of upsetting the family audience about to watch EastEnders	(16)
(Evening Echo)		Heather Mills doesn't sue paper for calling her a prostitute because she forgot. It was either that or her dog ate the paperwork	(6)
		A&E pulls 'Dog' series from schedule, Michael Vick says they should have killed that show years ago	(59)
(Some Guy)		"Grease 2" star Michelle Pfeiffer gets back to her roots by accepting role in "Grease" remake, potentially starring Jessica Simpson as Sandy	(23)
		"Snakes on a Plane" sequel moves forward without Samuel L. Jackson's involvement	(39)

(Mahalo)		Here's a video of Jerry Seinfeld putting the smackdown on Larry King. Enjoy	(96)
		With Iraq just about nailed down and Osama headed to Gitmo, Homeland Security turns its attention to America's other great existential threat: Finnish pop stars	(16)
(MSN)		Worst movie accents of all time. Kevin Costner has his own wing in this museum	(136)
		The WGA strike is on. Farkers everywhere await the first intallment of "Ow My Balls"	(69)
(iF Magazine)		J J Abrams secret, hush-hush, covert, unnamed film "Cloverfield" finally gets a name ... "Cloverfield." Uh, wait a minute this is what we've waited on pins and needles for? Way to stretch those creative limbs there	(32)
		Kinda News: Make a list of the 25 worst TV shows of all time. EPIC FAIL: Write that Scott Baio's addition to "Happy Days" was a "classic jump-the-shark moment"	(99)
(YesButNoButYes)		Where Are They Now - The Seinfeld Characters (from low talker to soup nazi)	(43)
(Egotastic!)		Winona Ryder nude. Finally (Not safe for work)	(9)
		Ridley Scott (who never makes a bad movie) teams up with Denzel Washington (who never acts in a bad movie) and Russell Crowe (who never loses a fight). (Sponsored Link)	(191)
		Meatloaf ends concert early, announces he's fried	(53)
		Remember how Lance Bass said he almost got married in Vegas to a woman? J/K, LOL	(9)
		Britney Spears has a crush on Kim Kardashian and is "desperate to bed her." There was a point in time before the train left the station where this would have actually been pretty hot	(86)
(Outpost Gallifrey)		Peter Moffat, the director of classic Doctor Who stories including "State of Decay," "Mawdryn Undead," and "The Five Doctors," has passed away at the age of 84	(21)
(A Socialite's Life)		And guest-starring Melissa Joan Hart as tonight's nightmare fuel (SFW)	(50)
		Seinfeld's "Bee Movie:" "So unfunny it almost stings"	(122)
		Dog the Bounty Hunter's son was the one who taped his phone conversation and sold it to tabloids for "a lot of money." That son of a biatch	(391)
		(R)	(79)
		Brits pelt lead singer of another annoying crybaby emo boy-band with beer bottles. EVERYBODY PANIC At The Disco	(83)

		It's official: Don Imus is head back to morning radio starting on December 3rd	(48)
		Alanis Morissette to star in Philip K. Dick movie "Radio Free Albemuth." It's like spoons on your wedding day	(29)
(Zap2It)		Good News: Dennis Miller is returning to network TV. Bad News: As a game show host for NBC	(67)
		Oprah cuts Hillary Swank's hair for charity donation. Quality paintbrushes are hard to come by these days	(38)
(Some Guy)		Apparent 'working girl' Jennifer Hudson says,"I have breasts people pay for"	(33)
(Perez Hilton)		Paparazzo kicks Lindsay Lohan while she's being escorted to her car. Hilarity ensues	(70)
		Snoop Dogg and David Beckham plan to make movie together titled, "Box Office Poison"	(12)
(Some Guy)		Lohan: "I can haz Vodak?" Waitress: "No, not yours"	(59)
		North Dakota town stages fake Ozzy Osbourne/Rob Zombie meet 'n' greet to catch nearly 40 deadbeat dads, giving the state the highest concentration of Ozzy fans who don't pay child support	(49)
		Kiefer Sutherland fans, did you know it's all your fault he got a DUI, dammit? No more autographs for you, as he quotes "you guys screwed me."	(32)
		NBC cancels the Heroes:Origins spinoff due to the pending writers strike	(66)
(Some Guy)		Eliza Dushku to star in new Joss Whedon fantasy TV show. Fox already threatening cancellation	(118)
(Some 9/11 Insider)		O'Reilly goes after O'Donnell at her book signing. O'Donnell O'backpedals & has the camera crew O'bounced. With video clip of the O'scene	(43)
		Tom Cruise says keeping his wife brainwashed while trying to run a new movie studio deprives his inner thetan of a lot of sleep	(15)
		Hayden Panettiere, who is really hot, has physically tried to prevent fishermen from killing dolphins in Japan	(78)
		Heather Mills McCartney's TV rant against tabloid press backfires as the rags that called her a "gold-digging lying fantasist whore" now circle for the kill	(37)
(Some Guy)		Night of, Dawn of, Day of, Land of, Diary of, ?? of The Dead. Studio greenlights yet another George Romero zombie flick	(97)
		Dancing with Wolves 2: Buffalo Boogaloo in the works	(17)
(Some Guy)		J-Lo is Preg-O	(36)
		If TV writers decide to go on strike, we may not get such stellar reality shows like "Farmer Wants a Wife" and "My Dad is Better Than Your Dad." EVERYBODY PANIC	(30)
		Britney Spears' latest party-- er, controversy, involves a hot tub, eleven random guys she'd just met, vodka, cocaine, and her cleavage. SHHHHOCKING	(203)
		Edgar Rice Burroughs' estate loses trademark case over Tarzan's yell. Reached for comment, family lawyer simply explained, "AAAAAA eeeeeeaaaaa EEEEE aaaaaaaaaaaaa"	(13)
		A&E yanks "Dog the Bounty Hunter". Goodbye racist man	(343)
(TMZ)		Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman does his best Michael Richards impersonation (w Not safe for work audio)	(208)

		MTV's "Don Vito" convicted of sexual assault for groping two teenage girls. In his defense he pleads "Just kill me now" With sex offender mugshot ungoodness	(61)
		Despite an occasional spike in Olbermann's ratings, October was the 83rd month in a row that Bill O'Reilly claimed the top spot in cable news during the 8 pm time slot. Lord help us all	(103)
(Zap2It)		Catherine Keener, the hotty MILF who popped Steve Carrell's cherry in "The 40 Year-Old Virgin," is officially back on the market	(44)
		Slovaks complain that Michael Palin has made them the "laughing stock of central Euope," marking the first time in 20 years Michael Palin has made someone laugh	(32)
		"Prison Break" star Lane Garrison will have three years and four months to figure out if art can really imitate life	(33)
		Behold the battle of egos between two of the least powerful and most self-important groups of people in the world: Webcomic Creators and Wikipedia Administrators	(48)
		Spider-Man 4 has been ordered and is expected to ruin what's left of the franchise	(72)
		Some headlines don't need to be re-written. Example: Seinfeld: Wife not guilty of "vegetable plagiarism"	(32)
		From the "They're not the first...how did this get national attention?" file: Avenged Sevenfold opted to produce their latest album by themselves	(38)
		Today's bizarre celebrity couple: Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong	(50)
		Jon Bon Jovi admits he did a little drug dealing as a teenager but doesn't recommened PCP-laced dope hallucinations	(11)
		Arguably the best dancer was voted off last night Dancing with the Stars. Your grandma disaproves	(18)
		Britney Spears ordered to childproof her house, vagina	(28)
		Alanis Morissette lands role in upcoming movie version of Philip K. Dick's Radio Free Albemuth	(43)
(variety)		Studio-mandated use of bonus DVD material means even the dumbest movies get the "special edition" treatment	(72)
		Seinfeld wants everyone to know he only dabbled in Scientology, a long time ago. "The only thing that bothers me about people knowing that is that it is not my complete wacko resume"	(33)
(Some Guy)		New Snake Plissken escapes from "New York" remake	(40)

		If ever he would leave you, it wouldn't be in summer. Robert Goulet dead at 73	(200)
		Catholics slam Britney Spears pix as "bottom of barrel" stunt. Or something that sounds a lot like stunt	(68)
(Some Guy)		Sequel to "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" slated for production. People everywhere looking for a "Big Y?"	(64)
(Pink news)		Rock Hudson banged James Dean to win a bet with Liz Taylor in 1955. No word if John Wayne watched the hot man-on-man action while wearing a dress	(44)
(B&C)		Parents Television Council releases this season's list of shows for you to get your granny panties in a wad over	(183)
(Some Guy)		MST3K is back. Oh yeah (second article down)	(81)
		The "Halo" movie that was alive then dead then alive then dead might be back to life after "Halo 3" made $300 million in its first week of sales	(72)
		Jimmy Fallon tops the list of potential new hosts for "Late Night" once Conan heads to the West Coast to take over "The Tonight Show"	(74)
		Reality TV hits a new low: Coolio gets his own reality show about raising his six teenagers, living in a Gangster's Paradise	(20)
		Heather Mills "scared my dog to death"	(14)
		"Bambi" listed as one of 25 scariest movies of all time. Ranking based on the original uncut finale, where Thumper ties Flower to a chair and slices his face off	(73)
(Variety)		"Spaced" is to be adapted by for American audiences by Fox. The new series sees Tim and Daisy making constant references to "The Simpsons," "Family Guy," and "The O'Reilley Factor"	(75)
(Cracked)		Top 10 most asinine movie twist endings. Obviously includes spoilers for the various films, but they all suck so much it won't make any difference	(199)
		For today's kids, Snoopy is about as relevant as Rin Tin Tin. By the way, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" airs tonight for the old-timers	(93)
		If it's good enough for Radiohead, it's good enough for Cliff Richard	(15)
(Some Martian)		Today in History, 1938: Orson Welles pulls off the greatest Halloween prank ever	(55)
(Some Guy)		What's the difference between a secret alien government conspiracy and "X-Files 2"? Mulder is right about one of them really happening	(14)
(dlisted)		One of the scariest costumes you'll see this Halloween, and Doogie Howser's wearing it	(34)
		Jane Seymour: "I actually lost a pregnancy live on television... maybe I shouldn't be doing live television"	(47)
(CHUD)		Will Farrell on new, realistic remake of "Land of the Lost": "We only survive for the first 12 minutes. The rest of the movie is shots of dinosaurs in action, communicating with Sleestaks. It's like a nature documentary"	(50)

(Some Guy)		Underworld prequel announced, sans Kate Beckinsale. Proposed title: "Underworld: What's The Point Without Kate?"	(59)
		In an effort to dispel rumors about his sexuality, SpongeBob hires überheterosexual David Bowie to guest star in his TV Movie	(48)
		Heidi Klum has no regrets over saying that the thing that attracted her the most to Seal is his ginormous weener	(81)
		Anthony Hopkins finds his iPod confusing and frightening, much as the rest of the world finds Anthony Hopkins	(27)
		The Stones' Ronnie Wood is stunned by Pete Doherty's drug intake; says even Keith Richards isn't that f*cked up	(14)
(Female First)		Kelis is dropped from record label when her milkshake fails to bring all the boys to the yard	(45)
		At campaign stop in Columbia, S.C., the mayor declares Stephen Colbert the state's "favorite son." Colbert goes on to promise that, if elected, he will "crush the state of Georgia"	(52)
(Some Guy)		Ever wanted to smell like Joe Simpson's finger? Now you'll have your chance	(95)
(Some Guy)		Paris Hilton may be "Alice in Wonderland," but the rabbit hole has been replaced by a grand canyon	(20)
(woai)		Simon Cowell defends his lap-dancing obsession, "I don't have a problem with saying I like lap-dancers. Nothing wrong with that. If you don't, you've got a bit of a problem"	(21)
(People)		Tony Romo parties with Britney Spears, seeks that ever-coveted NFL Valtrex endorsement deal	(44)
		Thanks to Hulu, now people in Gulu, Mulu, and Kulu can watch TV shows that people in the United States won't	(11)
		Roger Ebert finally reviews "Grindhouse," points out "My movie-going reaches back to before either director was born, and I have never witnessed a double bill and supporting program much like the one they have created"	(91)
		Vinyl records are final nail in cd's coffin	(85)
		Snake Plissken fans can breathe a sigh of relief, Brett Ratner drops out of the Escape from New York remake	(35)
		Second 'Gone With the Wind' sequel ready. It's kinda the same, but this time no one gives a damn	(10)
		Reese Witherspoon has a leg up to play Heather Mills McCartney in her upcoming biopic	(24)
		The Dead Quiz: guess the movie in which each of the following 10 deaths occurred	(43)