(Some Guy)		Universal backs out of $100 million "Barbarella" remake after Robert Rodriguez refuses to consider anyone but his girlfriend Rose McGowan for the role	(47)
		Christian groups have been accused of - shall we say - "seeding" the voting in Australian Idol. Now Idol bigwigs scramble to ensure show doesn't become Hour of Power	(22)
(FBoFW)		Either Lynn Johnston is venting her real life to the world, or whoever chooses the "classic" dailies will be hearing from their supervisor	(26)
		"I started having sex quite late on - after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl." (w/pic of after-effects of solid Catholic upbringing)	(51)
		There ain't no party like a Scranton party, cause a Scranton party don't stop	(27)
		Fox will air new "Terminator" series on Monday nights with "24." Jack Bauer would try to stop the machines from finding Sarah Connor, but HE'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME	(37)
		Jackie Chan wants aspiring action stars to adapt to the modern era, understand the words that are coming out of his mouth	(5)
(VGB)		News: Next "CSI: New York" episode in Second Life. Fark: Detective Mac Taylor dresses up in drag	(9)
(Some Ink-Stained Guy)		George Lucas makes plans for Hollywood writers walk-out; The Empire Breaks Strike?	(23)
(Some Guy)		Killing Joke bassist Paul Raven found dead	(39)
		90% of Hollywood writers authorize strike - your dog wants more "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"	(54)

(The Oregonian)		Bruce Campbell: 'You can't fight the people who believe movies are real. Those people you torment.'	(32)
(FemaleFirst.co.uk)		Alicia Silverstone: "Morissette is bad to her fans"	(53)
(Some Guy)		Old Spice gets just four lines to sing on Spice Girls' comeback single (w/ pic of Angry Bag O' Antlers)	(31)
(Some Guy)		"I can’t tell which is funnier, this cheesebag anthem turned into an atonal mess in front of thousands of people or the hilarious soldiering on of the Van Halens as they look at each other from inside the trainwreck"	(69)
(Some Guy)		Gene Simmons and Donald Trump to go head-to-head to see who can shamelessly plug the most crap in 1 hour	(14)
		A Gerard Depardieu look-alike walks out of luxury hotel in Rome loaded down with gifts from the staff. "Scary" tag since this means there are two people in the world that look like Gerard Depardieu	(15)
		Hollywood writer's union has voted to strike, complaining no one appreciates their ability to script unnecessary sequels or film remakes of TV shows from the 70s	(42)
(Some Guy)		Political contributions of SNL members over the years	(66)
		Movie reviewer: "I believe that there should be more male nudity in the movies - lots more"	(48)
(Some Guy)		Borat takes his nuts off the fat guy long enough to father baby	(15)
(Some Guy)		Seinfeld credits Scientology with helping his stand-up act. Kramer rolls eyes	(44)
(Some Guy)		Dumbledore was gay all along. Late-night visits to Gandalf's finally explained	(464)

		Illusionist David Copperfield is at the center of an FBI investigation after a Seattle woman accused him of raping her in the Bahamas. OW	(176)
		Michael Ian Black, on why he doesn't take his kids on the road: "No kid wants to watch daddy farking groupies"	(25)
		Sophia Loren given lifetime achievement award for being sexy	(18)
		Johhny Marr, guitarist for The Smiths, is now a professor. Who knows what's next? A Queen guitarist becoming a doctor?	(28)
(Tri-City Herald)		Mythbusters plan to see if cockroaches could really live through nuclear annihilation	(49)
(Infinity)		It's the 40th anniversary of the John Christopher tripod books that steered many a Farker to sci-fi. Gordon Freeman is impressed	(48)
(TV Squad)		Stephen Colbert might be breaking election laws	(81)
		The Iraq war, it ain't just bad news for Bush, Republicans and soldiers. It is also a box-office black hole for Hollywood	(48)
		J.K. Rowling credits Christianity with being the inspiration for Harry Potter books. Suck it, atheists. Particularly if you enjoyed them	(45)
		Courtney Love to smear her disgusting bile over Kurt Cobain's memory once again, as Universal names her executive producer of his biopic	(38)
(Slash Film)		Side-by-side look at the old and new Star Trek casts. Jocelyn Wildenstein still in talks to play the salt vampire of M-113	(34)
(Solo shot first)		Lucas: Because I haven't already crushed your childhood memories sufficiently, let there be "Star Wars: The [sucky] TV Series"	(26)
(Random House)		Random House's "Top 100 novels" poll puts "Battlefield Earth" at No. 3. Subby's tag poll choices are Dumbass, Sad, Sick, Stupid or Scary... subby picks Dumbass	(366)
(Some Guy)		If you're working on "Viva Laughlin," you might want to stop payment on the boat	(23)
		Broadway, like Hollywood, proves it's out of original ideas as Nicole Kidman pedophile movie "To Die For" is being adapted as a musical	(23)
(Some Guy)		William Shatner will not do a cameo in the upcoming Star Trek movie after all. Also, Shatner is not God	(108)
(A Socialite's Life)		Donatella Versace and Iggy Pop: It's like grandpa and grandma found a key to a cocaine and sun lamp warehouse (SFW)	(32)
		You can't always get what you want. Bianca Jagger evicted from Park Ave apartment (with scary pic)	(22)
		"At this juncture, it seems far more outrageous to admit that your loved one’s rehab at Utah’s Cirque Lodge did NOT include a sexual encounter with Lindsay Lohan"	(41)
		UMass offers Grateful Dead history class. Each class expected to sound just like the last one	(72)
		Hugh Hefner says he DOES want Britney to pose for Playboy... but no comment on triple "Sapphic" shoot with Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan	(42)
		Ben Affleck deserves a Best Director Oscar nomination	(41)
(Egotastic)		Uma Thurman tries to revive her sagging career by showing her sagging boobs and ass. Nice try, toots (Not safe for work)	(41)
		Britney Spears, driver of the year, hits a photographer on her way out of a parking garage. Fortunately there were only hundreds of paparazzi to see the action	(87)
(E! Online)		Anthony Hopkins is suing Merchant Ivory Productions for $750,000; threatens to eat anyone who counter-sues	(4)
		Monsterize your moniker with I-Mockery's generator tribute to Monster Initial stickers	(17)
		The Coreys have broken up	(53)

		Can George Lucas be trusted with the universe he created?	(85)
		David Chase, creator of the Sopranos, decided to break the silence and reveal whether Tony Soprano lived or died after the last moments of the series finale. Well, it's confirmed now, he	(68)
(Zap2It)		Jon Stewart won't be going anywhere until at least 2011, signs contract extension with Comedy Central	(34)
(Some Guy)		"Guiding Light" and "As the World Turns" may be snuffed	(31)
(People Magazine)		John Mayer says he's been on the hunt for OJ Simpson's Rolex. And now, he's found it	(21)
(Some Guy)		Guess...who...IS...going to be...IN..the new...Star Trek...movie	(312)
(Some Guy)		Disney has officially dumped Vanessa Hudgens	(52)
(Cinematical)		Lionsgate to shoot "Saw V" and "Saw VI" back-to-back. No, they're not even waiting for the box office results of "Saw IV"	(109)
		Actress Deborah Kerr goes from here to eternity	(17)
		Rat Pack now completely reunited in the afterlife, scheduled to perform two shows nightly	(157)
(Some Guy)		The top 15 film misquotes	(88)
		Universal is shooting a "Scorpion King" prequel with no regard to public decency	(36)
		Britney Spears has her visitation rights suspended... again	(39)
		Jamie Lee Curtis voted "sexiest striptease in history" for her fap-worthy performance in "True Lies"	(106)
		Ramsay fans rejoice. Fox picks up "Kitchen Nightmares" for a second season. F*cking donkeys	(56)
		Matt Damon says he'd be ready for another Bourne movie probably around three Ocean's sequels from now	(36)
(Johnny B. Goode)		Chuck Berry is 81 today. Roll over Beethoven, tell Tchaikovsky to get off his lawn	(42)
		Mutts and Moms, Iggy the fluffy haired terrier mix, a gay Hollywood couple, and a heartbroken hairstylist add up for some serious drama	(59)
(Some Guy)		UK celebrity dancers are copying US routines on "Dancing With The Stars"	(7)
(tPC)		Big sister Kim Kardashian looks on proudly as 10 year old train-wreck-in-the-making lil' sis Kylie works the pole	(103)
		If you happen to own stock in RealDoll, you're about to be rich	(87)
(tPC)		According to Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake dreams of a starring role in a homosexual movie. Admit it, you're shocked	(23)
		Eva Mendes says she does the gardening naked because she's Cuban	(48)
		TV Guide puts "Grey's Anatomy" spoiler on cover before episode airs (Pic in link if you're a girl who watches and do not want to see it)	(31)
		Mama Carlson from WKRP passes away. Les Nessman thinks it's part of a plot by the Red Chinese	(31)
		Journalists disappointed to find out John Goodman out of rehab before they even knew he was drying out	(22)
		The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time - Version 2.0 (with video clips and 10 new entries)	(78)
		Teresa Brewer, singer who had dozens of hits in the 50s and 60s, dies at 76. Quote "Till I Waltz Again With You" and "Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall" to the right	(8)

		After signing an agreement to step down as host of The Tonight Show in 2009, Jay Leno is rethinking the situation, deciding he's still got years and years of mediocrity to share with the world	(57)
		Hottie Claire Danes has been in therapy for 22 years because of her "imaginary friends"	(83)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan has found the man of her dreams. One small inconvenience was that he was already engaged to someone else	(35)
		Francis Ford Coppola, who has been growing grapes for the last thirty years, accuses Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro and Jack Nicholson of being lazy and afraid to take risks	(26)
(Some Guy)		Seven-minute "Dark Knight" prologue featuring Joker will be screened before new Will Smith movie. Carlton sighs, reluctantly buys a ticket	(47)
(NY Daily News)		"Man vs. Wild" star says "It's been hard" since news came out that he cheated, although not as hard as that Motel 6 mattress he slept on one night in the wild	(48)
(Some Guy)		TV budget means Sarah Connor to describe terrible killing machines week after week	(24)
(ktul)		Garth Brooks final concert in KC will be simulcasted in theatres. No word on if any are going to be drive-ins in case you wanted to take your mobile home to the theatre	(25)
(Some Guy)		Katie Holmes' breasts to run the NY Marathon	(49)
(Some Guy)		In planning stages now: "Spiderman 4: The Revenge of the Suck"	(93)
		Today's most gruesome music news: Kid Rock's 'Rock N Roll Jesus' tops U.S. album charts	(48)
		Tori Spelling loses weight with Nutrisystem, not by puking as previously thought	(23)
(Bumpshack)		Richard Simmons probably never has enough fabric to get his pants in a wad, but it doesn't keep him from being the "Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day"	(14)
		Longtime friend of Britney Spears say Britney "just doesn't like to wear underwear"	(48)
(Some Guy)		Carrie Underwood is tired of people thinking she's just a dumb blonde. Submitter is tired of her talking with her shirt on	(70)
		Now who in the hell thought stripping and dancing on free TV was a bad thing?	(10)
		Paris Hilton splits up with boyfriend because he was too shy, hid his genitals from the world with something called "underpants"	(20)
(Bitten and Bound)		Pamela Anderson as Hooker Bride Barbie	(27)
		Boy band doesn't really know what to do with all of the gifts that fans are sending to them, including homemade porn tapes and um, "used" sex toys	(38)
(tPC)		Former boyfriend of Puerto Rican pop singer says he has no idea how her sex tape made it onto the Internet... even though the site selling it was traced back to his Los Angeles residence	(24)
		Jorja Fox quits "CSI"	(83)
		Despite Ellen DeGeneres' tearful TV plea, agency that took her dog says they're keeping that biatch on ice	(152)
(Some Guy)		The top 70 vampire movies of all time	(103)
		The popping and skipping of vinyl, the flat tones of CDs... can't decide? Take both	(38)

(Adage.com)		Hollywood execs blaming October's huge box office decrease on such titles as "Halo 3," "Grand Theft Auto 4," "Correlation vs. Causation 7: What's That Over There?"	(53)
(AOL)		A bomb drops on "The View." Sadly, it was the F-bomb, not an A-Bomb	(52)
(Some Guy)		Ricky Martin honored with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. This word they use, "star"... we do not think it means what they think it means	(24)
(CelebStoner)		Dude: Seth Rogen named Stoner of the Year at Stony Awards show in Hollywood; "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny" named Best Stoner Movie	(23)
		2007 cheap and quick Halloween costume ideas, like the Anna Nicole Smith: Apply a little zombie makeup and wear a toe tag	(21)
		After yet another episode where everyone sits around for an hour, should we stick with "Heroes"?	(106)
(Playbill)		Clay Aiken to play Sir Robin in "Spamalot," says he's not nervous about Broadway debut or having his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed	(26)
		Liberal radio talk-show host Randi Rhodes mugged by 14 Ketel Ones by 6:00 p.m. on a Sunday, shall remain a Democrat	(278)
		Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay (who accidentally roasted his own testicle recently) says going bed with a French woman is like having a rottweiler on your chest	(49)
		2 of OJ's buddies agree to testify against him. Kato Kaelin nods approval	(39)
(Bumpshack)		Lindsay Lohan demonstrates how to literally 'blow' $7 million bucks in less than a year	(28)
(Some Girl)		Steve-O is the new front man in PETA's "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad campaign. Steve-O would rather go naked than do just about anything. Check out his ad	(83)
(Some Guy)		"Jennifer Aniston Obsessed With Her Vagina". Among others	(60)
		Top 10 most powerful Christians in Hollywood. Take that, sugartits	(110)
(Some Guy)		Anthony Kiedis names his son Everly Bear Kiedis	(47)
		Spice Girls team up with Victoria's Secret. What is Victoria's secret, you ask? She has no talent	(22)
		Hot model/actress Milla Jovovich hits almost 200 pounds courtesy of lovely pregnancy weight (SFW)	(111)
		Britney makes a trip to the clink, y'all	(33)
		Woman spends thousands showering CBS executives with candy and gifts in attempt to convince them not to write Sara off "CSI"	(36)
(Some Guy)		Tara Reid would never be stupid like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. She plays by the rules when she parties	(31)
		New information about the live action "Star Wars" TV show	(52)
(Some Talk Show Host)		Jimmy Kimmel is hosting two shows every day this week; hopes to double audience from four to eight people	(29)

(Some Guy)		The family of late U.S. cartoonist Charles Schulz is not happy about biography, kite eating tree	(19)
(Some Guy)		DETHKLOK tour dates have been announced	(67)
(Some Guy)		Drew Carey's debut as new host of "The Price is Right" was "like a substitute teacher on a snow day"	(50)
		Paris Hilton wants to shed her panties. No, wait... the headline says "party girl image," not "panties"	(28)
(Some Guy)		Who would advertise during "Tila Tequila," MTV's dating show starring a bisexual MySpace queen? The United States Army, of course (but don't tell anyone)	(292)
		A warning to all nappy-headed hos: Imus is back	(145)
(Cinematical)		George Lucas needs writers for live-action "Star Wars" TV series. Salary is twenty thousand Republic dataries a year and all the blue milk you can drink	(67)
		Rapper T.I. claims the cops set him up. Investigators have yet to determine why you might need a silencer for personal protection	(41)
		Real estate broker Mike Costanza finds serenity now that he has written a tell all book yada yada'ing former friend Jerry Seinfeld	(49)
(Some Guy)		Kate Hudson says she wants Owen Wilson back. Yeah, that's probably not a good idea	(19)
		Elisabeth Hasselbeck of "The View" is going on maternity leave. She still doesn't know what that is, though	(46)
		The bush was fake, but the golden shower that Ben Stiller got in "The Heartbreak Kid" was real	(40)
		Koreans love the craptastic hometown film "Dragon Wars" and will viciously attack anyone pointing out it was a giant steaming dog turd	(59)
(People.com)		Pam Anderson states that she is not pregnant. The world can now breathe a sigh of relief	(12)
(Some Guy)		Britney calls K-Fed to tell him she's going to drive off cliffs of Mulholland Drive, and it's all his fault. Betty Elms dodges out of way	(96)
		Prison inmate seeks restraining order against Britney Spears because she allegedly held him at gunpoint and forced him to commit various crimes. And you thought SHE was crazy	(13)
		Sly Stallone calls Harry Knowles to help figure out what to call his new "Rambo" flick after reading angry talkbackers objecting to his latest choice	(34)
(Daily Emerald)		Anime characters better get the hell off my lawn	(93)
		Robert Vaughan in his best role before those Mark E. Salamone & Morelli ambulance-chaser commercials: "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." series comes to DVD Nov. 27	(37)
		London Times list of the Top 10 Wittiest British Men. Stephen Fry at No. 3: "Animal testing is cruel, because they get nervous and get all the answers wrong”	(64)
		Ben Affleck wants to permanently bring his suck to the director's chair after getting strong reviews for his upcoming movie	(37)