Howard Stern teams with Chevy Chase and Bill Cosby to raise money and awareness for charity, has-been comedians	(10)
		Roger Ebert and Clive Barker's feud over the artistic value of video games is getting personal	(31)
		The real Charles Schultz: Crabbier than Lucy, more competitive than Peppermint Patty, and far more bitter than Charlie Brown	(87)
		I-Mockery looks at "Phantasmagoria" - a mid-90's PC horror adventure game with b-movie quality acting and some truly ridiculous death scenes	(17)
		E·piph·a·ny n. - 1. A an illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure. - 'The new owner of EMI had an epiphany and realized that recorded music industry needs to embrace digital or die.'	(67)
		If you take all of your moderately funny ideas, and merge them all into one idea, will it still be funny? The answer for Ben Stiller is "No"	(42)
		British singer and full time hottie Lily Allen goes from a size 12 to a size 8 by using "brain reprogramming." Giggity	(23)
		Pamela Anderson marries third scumbag, Rick Salomon, between Vegas shows. Honeymoon sex tape filmed in HD NightVision last night, will be released in time for the holidays	(21)
		I know we are sick of the Brit, but this article almost makes you feel sorry for her	(59)
		Hugh Jackman is buffing up for Wolverine, w/ gratuitous semi-naked pic	(46)
		Kid Rock offers a compelling, erudite 2nd Amendment argument: "If it weren't for guns and people who know how to use them in America, we'd all be sitting around with swastikas saying, 'Heil Hitler'"	(70)
		Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab. Hesitant public waits to see if she pulls a Britney or a Paris	(15)
		Comics legend Alan Moore prepares to unleash his three-volume, sixteen-years-in-the-making, determinedly pornographic sex epic	(31)

(Idaho Statesman)		You are a rapper with a outstanding felony warrant. Do you a.) turn yourself in, b.) maintain a low profile or c.) headline a concert with plenty of promotion? Guess which one Lil Wayne chose. (With mug shot)	(35)
		BBC masters consider rescuing Rose Tyler from her parallel universe for big-screen "Doctor Who" feature film	(42)
		Britney Spears names new album "Blackout". Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem	(41)
		X-Factor lowers entry age limit to 14, hires Michael Jackson to "mentor" the contestants. No, really	(10)
(Some Blonde)		Britney Spears blows off first supervised visit with sons. Parties at Beverly Wilshire, Malibu beach house instead. What a super MOM	(59)
(Some Guy)		Archie Andrews through the years. Still no explanation for what Betty & Veronica see in him	(31)
(Some Guy)		Copyright piracy takes a $58 billion hit on U.S. economy, says group that gets paid to say these things	(28)
(Orlando Sentinal)		Alternate movie endings. "Clerks II" was almost a zombie movie	(36)
(Some Guy)		Fangoria Comics shuffles to grave only four months after launching, barely time for a zombie to get across town	(9)
(Some young 10th Doctor)		In 1988 a 17-year-old David Tennant told his school magazine that he wanted to play the Doctor in Doctor Who because he had a fetish for men in plastic suits. Includes scan of article. Bonus: 1980s hair	(32)
		Middle-Eastern actors find a lot of work in Hollywood...threatening Jack Bauer; "I got a lot of heat at the mosque from that one"	(14)
		Ben Stiller disappointed over lack of monkey sex	(13)
(startrek.com)		Remastered "Star Trek: Menagerie" coming to a theater near you	(29)
		Jena mayor says "enough is enough" after seeing new John Mellencamp video. Ain't that America	(59)
(Some Guy)		If the "Star Trek" cast was all-lesbian. Where no man has gone before indeed	(21)
		"Everquest: The Movie" announced. Still no big-screen version of Zork	(47)
(Some Guy)		You've imagined the story for decades. Now here's four clips from Stephen King's upcoming "The Mist"	(24)
(Some Guy)		Helen Mirren calls Paris Hilton "the new Princess Diana"	(33)
(STDimension.org)		The Star Trek Cartography Project: A map to virginity and beyond	(12)
(Wil Wheaton)		Wil Wheaton meets Larry Niven	(20)

		Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Walters, and Astroglide: Three things that should never, ever be mentioned in the same article	(21)
(EpicCarnival.com)		Friday Night Lights is back ... Just in case you want to watch some real sports tonight	(34)
(Some Guy)		Jennifer Garner orders costar Jamie Foxx not to touch the boobage while they were shooting scenes in new movies	(37)
(TMZ)		L.A. County District Attorney refuses to prosecute Danny Bonaduce for manhandling "Survivor" reject Johnny Fairplay	(33)
(Some Guy)		Fox greenlights new J.J. Abrams sci-fi pilot. "The show is definitely a nod to 'Altered States' and 'Scanners' and that whole Michael Crichton/Robin Cook world of medicine and science"	(21)
(Some Guy)		Director booted from "Escape from New York" remake. Snake Plissken snarls as Brett Ratner comes to the rescue	(64)
(Some Thetan)		Sabotage suspected in destruction of most of Tom Cruise's new film, after sets have already been dismantled. Xenu heard cackling from his underground prison	(37)
(Celeb Parasite)		A cab driver in France found Ashton Kutcher's cellphone with over 30 nude pictures of Demi Moore and is demanding $1 million dollars before he leaks them to the paparazzi	(59)
		Funky Winkerbean jumps 10 years into the future today. Nevermind the fact that the last time they pulled this time travel stunt, someone got cancer	(80)
		The 40 most memorable aliens in pop culture. Just wait till you see who's number one	(154)
		Owen Wilson returns from personal suicide attempt just in time to attend career suicide attempt	(32)
		Bob Barker "created an atmosphere of terror" on The Price is Right	(34)
		This episode of Sesame Street brought to you by the number 6 and the muppet with its legs blown off in Iraq	(27)
		Remember when the Jewish episode forced Family Guy off the air? Well, someone found something else to complain about in that episode	(71)
		The 22 Most Awful Moments in Science Fiction	(187)

		Comedy Central sticks a fork in Spade, cancels "The Showbiz Show"	(50)
(Some Guy)		Top Twenty starship captains of all time. Oh this is just ridiculous, where is Captain EO?	(102)
(TMZ)		American Idol runner-up gets to make movies and have Tyra Banks squeeze her honkers. American Idol winner gets to make appearances for buying a $50,000 Alabama home	(19)
(Some Meatpie)		Tim Burton's "Sweeney Todd" trailer hits. On a side note, what the HELL happened to Helena Bonham Carter?	(69)
		Princess Leia's buns beat out Audrey Hepburn's beehive and John Travolta's greased quoif as most iconic film hairstyle	(28)
(Some Guy)		Hollywood is out of ideas: "Scream 4" green-lit eight years after "Scream 3" released. No word yet if it's a re-imagining of "Scream 1"	(25)
		"Funky Winkerbean" author ignores miracle cure option; Lisa dies	(52)
		"Leave It To Beaver" turns 50. Here's a thread where you mossbacks who saw it when it originally aired can talk about watching it with an onion on your belt, as was the fashion back then	(37)
(tPC)		Whoopi Goldberg retiring from acting. No more movie gems like "Homie Spumoni?" Oh the humanity	(18)
(Some Article)		Brad Pitt encourages George Clooney to run for office... with Ben Affleck as running mate. Clooney-Affleck 2008 - A Sexier America	(35)
		Peter Jackson may be bringing "The Hobbit" to the big screen after all	(38)
(Some Awesome Writer)		Time Killer: Neil Gaiman's Hugo winning short story about what would happen if Sherlock Holmes lived in H.P. Lovecraft's world (PDF link)	(47)
(jpp.net)		Getting cancelled and bombing at the box office didn't stop it: Serenity 2 going direct to video	(83)
		How to be a supermodel. OK, not you -- or you. For everyone else, here's how to jump start a modeling career	(15)
(People Magazine)		Mark Wahlberg says he doesn't want to work forever. This word he uses, "work"... subby does not think it means what Markie thinks it means	(68)
		Sean Connery voted 'sexiest man over 60.' Suck it, Trebek	(56)
(TMZ)		Eldest Hanson brother hospitalized because of pulMMMonary eMMMbolisMMM	(64)
		A Cambridge professor on 10 things the makers of '300' got right	(62)
		Danny Bonaduce takes out Johnny Fairplay "hard"	(111)

(ComingSoon.net)		Tintin movie trilogy in the works with Peter Jackson and Spielberg signed to each direct an installment. Subby needs a moment to perform his happy dance	(60)
(Some Guy)		CBS's "Jericho" could return next month. Nuts	(42)
(Some Guy)		Guillermo Del Toro to adapt H.P. Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness" for big-screen. They'll be celebrating all night at Miskatonic U	(75)
(Hollywood Reporter)		"Princess Bride" to get a video game adaptation. Are game companies now too running out of ideas? Inconceivable	(76)
		Alyssa Milano says there's a double standard between her and Derek Jeter	(71)
(Associated Content)		"Cavemen" show should be sent back to the stone age	(96)
		Maybe Britney really wanted to lose the kids after all. Chris Crocker unavailable for comment	(37)
(Some Guy)		Beyonce's show consists of skimpy outfits and dance moves. No singing talent required	(26)
(TMZ)		Danny Bonaduce beats up Johnny Fairplay on stage. With slideshow and audio	(113)
		One million like-minded serial killers tune in to "Dexter" season premiere	(61)
(Some Guy)		She did it again -- Britney Spears was filmed having sex with a stranger she met on vacation	(81)
		Naked guy breaks into Nic Cage's home, puts on leather jacket. Says it was a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom	(50)
		Classic "Doctor Who" villains, the Sontarans, will be appearing in the 2008 series. Bonus: Their leader will be played by Mike from The Young Ones	(40)
		Lyn Johnston of "For Better or For Worse" sticks it to Len Batiuk of "Funky Winkerbean." You want a character death? *Here's* a character death, sucka	(83)
		Computers and photographs for "Indiana Jones 4" stolen. If only there were some heroic figure who could go retrieve them	(18)
(Some TV Guy)		What's your favorite new fall show?	(199)
(Some Guy)		Hulk Hogan finalizing deal to host NBC's "American Gladiators"	(42)
		Wallace and Gromit returning to British TV	(23)

		Stage musical version of "Happy Days" debuts, delighting audiences who can't wait to pay hundreds of dollars to see a shiatty sitcom on stage instead of watching it at home	(22)
(Some Fugger)		Clay Aiken is Jiminy Glick's love child	(16)
		Asteroid named after George Takei in honor of his work on such space shows as '3rd Rock From The Sun' and 'Futurama'	(45)
		Comedy Central has renewed "Mind of Mencia." This was submitted before by someone else, Subby just reworked it into their own submission	(73)
		"Deadwood" star says there will not be any future movies to wrap up the series: "They're dismantling the ranch and taking the stuff out”	(64)
(Some Green Guy)		"The Incredible Hulk" script review. Ang Lee green with envy	(35)
(Some Guy)		Wow, how many hot chicks can one show muster? "Chuck" worth checking out for eye candy alone	(52)
		The new TV season is only a week old and no one is watching	(326)
		"Lost" producers ask fans to "trust them" in the fourth season. Because they have been so forthcoming up until this point with answers	(201)
		Another episode of "Heroes," another round of pointlessly suggestive dialogue and travels which ultimately accomplish nothing. Obvious tag becomes Smug while Interesting slips into a coma	(120)
(Ad Age)		A 30-second ad on "Grey's Anatomy" costs $419,000. To put it in terms the show's cast and viewers would understand, that's about 1,000 botox treatments	(11)
(Dlisted)		You would think that after $500,000 of nip/tuck, Demi Moore would look better than this. (PIC)	(220)
		Halle Berry saved all 334 pregnancy tests she took that came up negative before lucky number 335. Thank God she didn't have any miscarriages during that time	(36)
		The day has finally arrived: ABC's "Cavemen" premieres tonight	(485)
		"About the only thing in the film we haven't gotten yet is those flying cars." Well, "Bladerunner" is set in 2019, so we still have 12 years to work on those. And the artificial strippers, too	(17)
		Hilary Duff waiting on tables in new movie. Hopefully will be dancing on tables in the subsequent meltdown	(8)
		Charlotte Church reveals how she went into labour in a B&Q car park	(14)
		Ben Affleck claims relationship with J-Lo ruined his career. "Daredevil," "Reindeer Games" unavailable for comment	(48)
		Terri Polo pregnant. Add another daddy to the list	(19)
(Top Socialite)		The top 10 hottest smart girls in Hollywood - yeah, you cynical misogynists, they got all the way to ten	(100)
		Lou Perlman, the guy who created such boy-bands as the Backstreet Boys, has been branded a "pervy pedophile." In related news, humans still can't fly	(11)
(Some Guy)		What do you do after losing custody of your kids? If you are Britney Spears, you go to the tanning salon, get that pesky drivers license, have a few margaritas and order a $500 sushi meal. Priceless	(69)
(Kottke)		Next Pixar movie will not have any dialogue, "I'm basically making R2-D2: The Movie" (with trailer link)	(60)
		In case kids today aren't dumb enough, they've now taken the one useful educational aspect away from Monopoly: the paper money. I, for one, welcome our new math-tarded overlords	(131)

		Rambo sequel about violence in Myanmar could become a documentary	(23)
(Some Guy)		How bad must a miniseries be when you are going to run its premeire on New Years Eve and New Years Day? Ask CBS about its "Lonesome Dove" prequel	(16)
(WWdN:iX)		Dow closes at record high on news that Wil's latest book is released	(49)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears loses custody of her children; now forced to use regular airbags when driving	(748)
(The Superficial)		Your average gay nightclub tranny looks better than Tori Spelling as a Pussycat Doll (SFW)	(48)
		James McAvoy (played that half-man, half-deer thing in "Narnia") pretty much outs himself by saying that sex scenes with Keira Knightley were a "nightmare"	(104)
		Headline: "Billy Ray Cyrus and Mariska Hargitay front denim cancer campaign." Holy crap, now you can get denim cancer?	(27)
(Some Guy)		Ben Stein misquotes himself trying to recite the line anyone associates with him	(43)
		Teri Hatcher's life story to be made into a TV series. No word if it will be based on the original film chronicling her life story, "Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3"	(31)
		Have fond memories of those 5:30 a.m. farm reports and hog futures on TV? Welcome home with RFD-TV, "Rural America's most important network"	(34)
		Twenty-four great movies too painful to watch a second time	(231)
(nbc10)		Slideshow of what some 80s pop starlets look like now. Subby would still hit those Bananarama chicks, would still vomit on Taylor Dayne	(148)
(Some Guy)		The Atari 2600 is 30 years old today, grandpa	(73)
(Bumpshack)		Sexy Jess wins "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" over stripper/slut Heather. The trashiest and most addicting reality TV show of all-time	(45)
(Some Guy)		Slutty country star Sara Evans agrees to pay porn-clicking ex-husband $500,000 in alimony	(18)
		"The Rock Suffering a Cinnamon Allergy Attack" wins weekend box office. Sad tag swallows Obvious	(40)
		Bif Naked, Canada's skankiest musical skank, now one tattoo skankier	(51)
(Some Guy)		Kate Hudson loves them and leaves them, now breaking it off with Dax Shepherd, who is best known in the film industry for dating Kate Hudson	(23)
(Some Guy)		Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have a suicide pact together. The Hero tag is for Ozzy taking her with him	(26)