Australian parents pissed off at legendary TV game-show host's sex and vibrator jokes on his after-school "Family Feud" show. Richard Dawson unavailable for comment	(3)
		Sci-fi channel preparing to molest another of your precious childhood memories - they're making a live-action version of robotech	(40)
(Radar Online)		The summer of "meh" - Summer 2007's biggest disappointments	(40)
(Earsucker.com)		Miffed that he can't open the VMAs, Kanye West pulls the race card	(108)
(Cinematical)		Hollywood is REALLY out of ideas - coming soon to a theater near you... "Hamlet 2"	(48)
		Shadow puppeteer labors in obscurity for 26 years until a video of his work hits YouTube. Stunning shadow images video included	(24)
		After Pavarotti's death, a bunch of people started downloading that one song of his from the 1990 World Cup. Thus, he may be at the top of the singles chart by next week	(16)
		Mamma Mia-style musical based on Morrissey in the works. The teenagers who love you seen waking up, yawning	(23)

		Top 100 TV Shows of All Time as picked by Time Magazine. How many of your favorites are on the list?	(464)
(Some Guy)		The Tommy Westphall Multiverse (or: How 280 TV shows can be linked to the intersection of St. Elsewhere and Homicide: Life on the Street)	(29)
(TMZ)		Tila Tequila gets her own reality show where 32 contestants will compete for her affections. Bonus: Half of the contestants are women	(44)
(Asbury Park Press)		Oldies groups goes to court to challenge "truth in music" law. Wants young bands billing themselves as offshoots of rock 'n' roll legends to stay off their record players and 8-track tapes	(7)
		Rosie O'Donnell lashes out at errors on dust jacket of a new book. Her new book	(20)
(Some Guy)		To complete the trifecta; Danny De Vito almost drowns while trying to pee	(21)
		1. Cut a hole in the box, 2. Put your junk in that box, 3. Have her open the box, and that's the way you get an Emmy nomination	(108)
		Repeat air guitar world champ, after "rocking on the free world," wins real guitar. Hey wait -- there's a world chamionship air guitar competition? Party on, dudes	(15)
(eonline.com)		"The Brother's Solomon" review in a nutshell: "This is a perfect date movie. If you hate your date."	(29)
		Harry Potter movie star says they would have sex on camera if the script absolutely demanded it. Settle down, pervs, its not the one you were hoping for	(47)

		Contrary to previous reports Vanessa Hudgens' bushy beaver doesn't cost her the Disney gig	(62)
		Hundreds of fans descend on Anthrax Castle for third Monty Python Day	(107)
(Bumpshack)		Paris Hilton suing Hallmark Greeting Cards for using her dis-likeness	(23)
(Some Guy)		Fark: The Movie?	(60)
		Hollywood out of ideas, but this time possibly in a good way: A new "V" series maybe in the works	(75)
(Some Guy)		Billy Joel to close out Shea Stadium with a concert; asked to not try and demolish Shea Stadium by hitting it with his car	(19)
(TheShiznit.co.uk)		The top 20 hitmen (and women) in movie history	(92)
		Hugh Hefner opens up about his true love for Dumbass No. 1, which will change once he hears that she wants kids and for it to be "just the two of them"	(26)
		Angelina Jolie is virtually naked in "Beowulf" (Possibly not safe for work)	(66)
(A Socialite's Life)		Actor Frankie Muniz stars in "Malcolm in the Middle of Kicking Your Ass" (pics)	(40)
		Pete Doherty has been captured on camera forcing his pet cat to smoke crack	(174)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears has been sucking on Hoodia lollipops, among other things	(29)
		New theater to offer adults-only screen. No, disappointingly, it's not what you think it is	(51)
(Now Magazine)		British TV lovely stumbles on Kiefer Sutherland's shlong	(18)
		Former Doctor Who sidekick plays a high-class prostitute in new drama	(29)
		Miyoshi Umeki, the first Asian performer to win an Academy Award, dies at 78	(15)
(Some Guy)		Kevin Bacon has written a song about his wife winning an arm-wrestling contest. That's just over the top	(12)
		"Nip/Tuck" ups the shock quotient: Joely Richardson and Portia de Rossi to have "steamy hot" lesbian sex. (With scary Skelator pic of the once steamy hot Richardson)	(33)
		Bobby Brown: "Whitney won't let me see my daughter. I had to live out of my car." Whitney Houston: "KISS MY ASS"	(12)
(Post Chronicle)		Vanessa Hudgens bushy beaver gets her fired from Disney	(300)
(aceshowbiz.com)		The man best known for giving us "Exit Wounds," "Cradle 2 the Grave" and "Doom" hired to direct "Street Fighter" film adaptation	(42)
		Opting for a more realistic role after the "Spider-Man" movies, Tobey Maguire to star in big screen adaptation of "Robotech"	(52)
		Falco books guest role on "30 Rock." Well, rock me, Amadeus	(24)
(JPP)		Why would you need an FX maestro to make Benicio Del Toro look like a werewolf?	(14)

		Oh yes he is: Molto Mario booted from Food Network	(75)
(Some Guy)		Natalie Portman finally takes it off for a movie. You'll never be alone again, Mathilda	(53)
(JoBlo)		John Cusack: "I've only made 10 good movies"	(82)
		Without a dedicated team of makeup artists, wardrobe advisors, wig wranglers and photoshoppers, Britney makes an ugly transvestite	(36)
		Something we all ready knew... BEER PONG ROCKS	(42)
(Me and Isis)		Keeley Hazell is topless for Zoo	(5)
		Stupid: Movie reviewer admits he didn't tell readers how boring Leo DiCaprio's movie was because he wanted people to learn about global warming. Fark: We're talking about the Fox News movie reviewer here	(28)
		J-Lo gets a little over half a million from ex-husband No. 1418, as if she needed it	(17)
		James Gandolfini has solved the war in Iraq. "Reinstate the draft, send 500,000 troops and finish it." Let's start the draft in Hoboken	(98)
(Some Guy)		Sir Ben Kingsley makes Brazilian ex-waitress half his age his fourth wife. It's good to be the Kingsley	(22)
		Matt Drudge to leave radio at the end of September. In other news, Matt Drudge is on the radio	(45)
(Some Guy)		Wait a minute, when did Jessica Simpson get this ripped? (with scary pics)	(46)
(Molly Good)		Looks like getting incredibly wasted just might run in the Wilson acting family	(8)
		Mario Batali denies rumors that he's being kicked off the Iron Chef program. Celebrity chef threat level raised from Turmeric to Paprika	(58)
		Jerry Lewis, this tour rider explains, is "a professional performer... separate and aside from the work he does for the Muscular Dystrophy Association"	(84)
		Paul McCartney denies romantic involvement with Renee Zellweger, says she's not ugly enough for him	(31)
		Fox takes "Kid Nation" one step further with new show, "Kid Army." Kids with weapons, what could go wrong?	(119)
(Now Magazine)		Celebrity chef and all-around tool Gordon Ramsey accidentally roasts his own testicle	(42)
(Some Girl)		Angelina Jolie officially joins celebrity skeleton crowd (w/scary pic)	(82)
		Ryan Seacrest may sing at the Emmys. I looked, and saw a pale horse. His name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with Seacrest, and hunger	(23)
		Hottest babes in Australian music -- the list is out and it's not just Kylie (safe for work)	(37)
(Some Blogger Guy)		Blogger creates "If I Blog It They Will Come," a site dedicated to getting Kevin Costner to send a picture of himself reading the blog. Success	(71)
		Hollywood hunks in trunks. Finally one for the ladies and a Weeners link that isn't going to put a link-picking admin off bratwurst for the next month (SFW gallery)	(7)
		Fat lady sings for the fat man: Luciano Pavarotti dead at 71	(327)
		"Pam" from "The Office" now single. Scranton officials bracing for increase in fanboy population	(66)

(Some Guy)		"Paris is keen to stretch herself as an actress so she's happy to kiss another girl for the audience and actually thinks it'll be fun to play a lesbian"	(122)
		Kelsey Grammer vows to speak at the parole hearing of the beast that killed his sister	(55)
		The Office Season Three blooper reel	(19)
		Eddie Griffin's standup act cut short for using the word that, if omitted from his act, would leave him with about 2 minutes of useable material	(27)
		Luciano Pavarotti is in dire health, with a tenorous hold on life	(29)
		"Peanuts" creator upgraded from dead to recovering	(23)
(Now magazine)		Nelly Furtado advises Hollywood bad girls to put their panties on before they go out	(55)
		The Sun is surprised to learn that Brad Pitt is 'turned off' by Paris Hilton	(25)
		Don't even think of getting on an elevator with Jamie Foxx. And don't look at him or breathe his oxygen, you garlic-eating peasant	(91)
(Some Guy)		Simon Pegg spent a whole day staring at co-star Hank Azaria's penis on the set of new movie Run, Fatboy, Run	(38)
		Jude "I have a small penis" Law arrested for assaulting a photographer. The Sun is there but fails to mention that Jude Law has a small penis	(18)
		Anna Nicole's shrink forced to close office after losing only client	(8)
		Halle Berry confirms that she's begun the nine-month journey to becoming a MILF	(39)
		The Game to face trial for pulling gun on kids during a pickup basketball game. This should be a huge blow to WWE after just getting him back from that torn quad	(43)
(Some Guy)		"Mary-Kate made out with various questionable men while friends took pictures." The Lohanisation of the Olsen twins continues	(59)
		63-year old Roger Daltrey pens open letter to modern rockers, warning of the dangers of substance abuse. In other news, Roger "Hope I Die Before I Get Old" Daltrey is 63. The Sun is there	(27)
		The Director of TRON, Steven Lisberger is finally directing a new movie for the first time since, well, TRON	(30)
		Former Mouseketeer Britney Spears Uses F-Word on New Track. "F-U-C... See you real soon! K-E-Y... Why? Because I've become irrelevant"	(52)
(aceshowbiz.com)		Michelle Pfeiffer voted Hollywood star who has aged the best. For some reason Melanie Griffith didn't even make the list	(46)
(Some Guy)		In a move that's sure to make a bad idea worse, Nicolas Cage is being tapped to play Magnum P.I. in the movie version of the show	(72)
(Cinematical)		You can forget about calling them the Wachowski Brothers anymore, as Larry has officially become Lana	(75)
(TV Squad)		America's Craziest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is about to become a reality TV star in "Smile, You're Under Arrest," where people with warrants are tricked by the promise of money and prizes into getting arrested	(42)

(Hollywood Reporter)		And when he had opened the seventh seal, Master P and Seth Green collaborated on a hip-hop RPG	(22)
		Replacing one giant pile of suck with another, Whoopi defends Vick during her first day on The View	(355)
		A year ago today, Steve Irwin went swiming with the stingrays but didn't come back	(225)
		Nicole Kidman does not regret marrying Tom Cruise; can't say the same about making "Bewitched"	(35)
(Some Guy)		Ali Larter puts all her energy into being the "world's best stripper"	(51)
		Bill Murray explains why he was stopped for DUI on golf cart; blames gopher, Ted Knight	(23)
		Turns out notorious womanizer Clark Gable was also a, uhh, "man-izer"	(290)
		Columbia Records co-chairman says the existing business model is "done." Don't say "OMG finally" just yet: He also says the label is flirting with asking for a 50 percent cut of artist's concert and Internet revenues	(68)
		Heath Ledger breaks up with Michelle Williams. Spokesman claims both are doing well -- she'll spend time with their son, he plans an extended fishing vacation trip with Jake Gyllenhall	(26)
		Universal Studios to close "Back to the Future" ride. Michael J. Fox shakes his head	(95)
(Post Chronicle)		Ozzy's daughter blasts Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton for not wearing underwear. Translation: Kelly is jealous no one wants to look at her vagina	(69)
		Ridley Scott accuses mobile phones and computers of "killing cinema": "While [technology] has been wonderful in many aspects, it also has some big negative downsides"	(47)
(Some Guy)		Guy makes cool machinima, accidentally uploads it to YouTube too soon. HBO buys it anyway	(62)
		So Will Forte and Will Arnett are starring in "The Brothers Solomon," which is basically "A Night at the Roxbury" without the Roxbury	(32)
		Folks in small Missouri town where Jesse James was famously kilt are a mite miffed that Brad Pitt's new movie chose to film the incident in Canada	(29)
		Thirty years after his death, Elvis Presley still enjoying more No. 1 hits than Radiohead	(39)
		The Stoogeum. A museum dedicated to those revered 20th century philosophers Larry, Curly and Moe	(24)

		Doctor Who will NOT return with a new series in 2009. Fans across the globe seen sobbing into their scarves	(62)
		Former member of beloved 80's sensation "Edie Brickell And New Bohemians" shot to death Monday. What he was is what he was, are you what you are or what?	(51)
		Owen Wilson goes home looking like he just left a Fark party	(59)
		I-Mockery talks about exactly what's wrong with Rob Zombie's "Halloween"	(48)
		Today's "Hollywood beating a dead horse" story brought to you by Terminator 4: We're Gonna Milk This Franchise For All It's Worth	(43)
(Some Guy)		Rob Zombie was so freaked out by school slaughterhouse movie as a kid, he's been vegetarian ever since	(54)
		John Cusack is angry at the Pentagon	(111)
(SB Sun.Com)		Ray Bradbury is still working, has about 500 short stories in his literary vault. State-employed book burners eye him warily	(68)
		News: Teenager accused of sexual assault. Fark: At Rupert "Ron Weasley" Grint's birthday party. Not Fark: No Emma Watson involvement	(102)
(Now Magazine)		US cop gives Heather Mills McCartney ticket for parking in disabled bay - despite her waving her prosthetic leg at him and tapping it to prove it's plastic	(62)
		Blade Runner v3.0 reviewed: It's great, Ridley. Now please, PLEASE just leave the damn thing alone	(47)
		The search is on for Australia's sexiest feminist. Hopefully, one that has shaved this month	(18)
		The apple doesn't fall far from the tree in the Jagger family (The Sun is there with spiffy spliffy pics)	(26)
		Catherine Zeta-Jones credits her trim figure to a strict regimen of healthy eating and corpse-banging	(40)
		Final season of Battlestar Galactica will be cut in half with the last ten episodes airing in 2009	(82)
		Tarantino upset because he's the only one who should be allowed to do remakes	(51)