Hollywood rewarded with its first $4 billion summer. Audiences will surely be rewarded with more crap	(35)
		Brad Pitt has another movie coming out.No better way to celebrate then to adopt another child	(16)
(tPC)		New book by ex MSNBC host Rita Cosby claims Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern came to an oral agreement regarding Anna Nicole Smith estate, literally	(13)
		France is pondering how best to revive their tourism industry despite the fact that they all hate foreigners	(42)
(FemaleFirst)		The Goonies to become cartoonies	(21)
		Sexy pop princess and geeky UK parliamentarian prepare to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. Awwwwww	(9)
(NY Daily News)		Paul McCartney & Renee Zellweger find their relationship has a leg to stand on	(17)
		Richard Gere calls for America to boycott the Olympics like they've been boycotting his films	(25)
		Charlize Theron lends her intellectual might to the calls to bring troops home	(37)
		Militant vegetarian Chrissie Hynde is not happy with the leather handbag named in her honor	(21)
		Teri Hatcher is turning into Michael Jackson (With desperately scary pic goodness)	(41)
(tPC)		Enrique Iglesias' small wiener to receive a lift from condom company Lifestyle. Anna Kournikova waiting with bated breath	(10)
		The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is trying to stop a woman from selling an Oscar from 1929. They want her to sell it to them for $10	(102)
		Bobby Brown claims that he was forced to live in his car, and now he's worried that one day he may end up living in a van down by the river	(14)
		Paris Hilton is being paid in Las Vegas, except this time it isn't in the back of an El Camino	(13)

		Maggie Gyllenhaal is not your typical sex symbol, yet Agent Provocateur has picked her for its saucy new campaign. Why? Because she appeals to women, too	(168)
		"City pays Michael Bolton not to sing"	(18)
(Now magazine)		UK Big Brother winner has never heard of Shakespeare, talks to imaginary hot girls and wets himself in bed - now national hero for Britain's yoof	(16)
		Live from the World airbrushing championships, the Daily Mail reports on Desperate Housewives S4 [spoilers]	(14)
(themoneytimes.com)		The kid best known for making Family Ties jump the shark gets probation for assaulting his girlfriend while drunk	(27)
		It's nothing you people need to worry about, but creativity has a dark side	(33)
		Supergrass bass player sleepwalks out window, breaks his back, but doctors say it's alright	(23)
(Metadish)		Hayden Panetierre fulfills that German schoolgirl fantasy you've been having (SFW)	(76)
		"The Master Chief is not an Italian plumber whose girlfriend has been kidnapped by a gorilla"	(59)
		Movie stars who smoke at theToronto Film Festival will be fined. Scarlett Johansson cancels plans to attend	(22)
(Bad Science)		Remember that team of Cambridge mathematicians which proved Jessica Alba had the perfect wiggle? Well, it was a PR stunt, there was no team, and Jessica Alba doesn't really have the perfect wiggle	(112)

(Some Guy)		If you're remotely famous and have any chance of being photographed by the paparazzi, you might wanna rethink the whole capris and hummingbird shirt look	(35)
(Some Guy)		Like a flaming double wide trailer full of booze-bloated, chain smoking hags, Britney wants her MTV music awards performance to be "shocking."	(28)
(DVD Talk)		New "Halloween" 100% Busta Rhymes free	(29)
		Senior citizens cry out in horror as the print version of TV Guide comes to an end	(33)
(Some Predator)		I'll see your Mist trailer and raise you AVP 2: The Apology	(14)
(www.nme.com)		U2 has completed principal writing of its next album after enlisting help of Daniel Lanois and Brian Eno. Apparently, "help" consisted of making sure Bono didn't lose the damn notebook again	(33)
		Keira Knightley has had enough of the media's fixation with her looks, weight and figure, and urged people to focus on her films instead. In other news, GWB wants people to focus on his stellar military career	(18)
		John Travolta as Forrest Gump and more trivia from 14 top-grossing movies that you probably didn't know	(36)
(Some Guy)		Jet Li says he and Jackie Chan are getting too old to make martial arts movies and they should have made a film 15 years ago when neither one needed walkers and oxygen tanks to do the fight scenes	(14)
		Cletus Federline wants Brandine Spears to pay his legal expenses from their divorce case because he has "no net income"	(24)
		Man pleads guilty to extortion after trying to sell Tom Cruise's stolen wedding pictures back to him for $1.2 million. Suri you can't be serious	(12)
		Posh Spice scores first U.S. acting gig, will appear on "Ugly Betty" this fall. We can only presume she'll be cast as a mannequin	(28)
(The Columbus Dispatch)		A different kind of comedy gold: Andy Dick fined for urinating on building	(49)
(aceshowbiz.com)		Since they can't get Batman, Justice League of America movie casting lots of famous people in roles they shouldn't play	(63)
		Emma Watson's a naughty schoolgirl. Naughty, naughty. Phoar, thumpa thumpa (SFW)	(99)
		Concertgoer in pain sues Lil' Wayne for makin' it rain	(12)
		The trailer for the long-awaited movie adaptation of Stephen King's "The Mist." Let me show it to you	(81)
(Sons of Sam Malone)		The Sports Movie Girlfriend Draft (or, the ten hottest girlfriends from sports movies)	(44)
		Possibly the Greatest Prank Call Ever	(29)
		English cricketers take the field the day after Arctic Monkeys concert on their pitch, instantly discover that Arctic Monkeys fans are not what you'd call "toilet-trained"	(17)

(Some guy who its still real to)		Top WWE wrestlers suspended for violating wellness (cough, steroids, cough) program	(66)
		Your swords, made rich, with the most noble blood of all this world, I shall now stab myself in front of this audience	(70)
(people.com)		Jennifer Garner: "Stay away from my boobs." Surprisingly, this was not directed towards Ben Affleck or subby	(44)
(Some Guy)		Hollywood is so out of ideas: "Bad Lieutenant" remake in works without Harvey Keitel	(31)
(www.pandjtime.com)		Lucy Pinder Has Awesome Boobs	(8)
(Variety)		Oliver Stone to helm a film about My Lai. Gallagher song "I'm Still Stuck in the Sixties" heard rattling around Stone's head	(36)
		Jay Leno tests a Dodge Charger police car: "When I am driving the car, everyone suddenly slows down. Then they spot me in it and they wave, or they give me the finger"	(99)
(Bumpshack)		Nick Hogan boasts of cops not giving him speeding tickets for busting 123 mph; calls his car a "pussy magnet." Probably best now to call it a "lawsuit magnet"	(87)
		Top 12 sexiest assassins of all time. Bonus: No dudes (Sponsored Link)	(179)
		"Star Trek" fans can breathe a sigh of relief. The new movie won’t screw up established canon because it takes place in an alternative timeline	(156)
(Some Doll Parts)		Steve Coogan may sue Courtney Love for saying he had a hand in Owen Wilson's suicide attempt. Courtney should know: She caused a suicide herself	(265)
		In vain bid to outdo real celebrities, ex-Idol finalist enters rehab. And plans on starring in reality series called "Celebrity Rehab." Britney and Lindsay called and said you'd better bring your A-game, rookie	(14)
		The BBC are making an "adult" television version of the "Famous Five" books. Will it be Anne or George who gets Dick?	(26)
		"The Lindsay Lohan Train Wreck: Rehab Part 3" -- Lindsay caught taking drugs and banging a guy in the community bathroom	(396)
		Keira Knightley vows never to be caught going commando. It's not news, it's... not much of anything, really. The Sun is there anyway	(41)
		Fox comes up with an original plot... just kidding. They stole it from this guy	(24)
(Some Guy)		David Letterman will formally end a 10-year feud by going on Oprah's show in September	(41)
		"Blade Runner" director Ridley Scott calls science-fiction movies as dead as Westerns. “There’s nothing original. We’ve seen it all before. Been there. Done it"	(154)

(Broadcasting & Cable)		The Cartoon Network has a new Social Responsibility Chief, hired to oversee limits of snack food ads in kids shows. But anvils dropped on heads, exploding body parts, and fart jokes are still ok	(33)
(Now magazine)		Jennifer Aniston makes sure she's in no danger of calling out the wrong guy's name at a crucial moment	(25)
(Some Guy)		MTV will air reality show about the biggest geeks at Cypress Bay High School. No, not the D&D crowd. No, not the Thespians. No, not the goths	(40)
		Owen Wilson's suicide attempt was over a girl	(125)
		Star of MTV's cancelled "Wild Boyz" still more interesting than the latest episode of "The Hills"	(11)
(Some Guy)		"Dancing With the Stars 5" cast revealed. Limbs not included this time	(33)
(Same Guy)		List of actors who play the same character for their entire for their career. No, Richard Belzer and Samuel L. Jackson are not included	(186)
		Even Greenpeace is slamming Leonardo DiCaprio's pompous new documentary	(90)
		Matt LeBlanc sued for "Joey." But not for the obvious reason. How YOU doin'?	(18)
(Some Guy)		Joss Whedon wants walking-dead rocker Pete Doherty to play zombie in his new BBC "Buffy" spin-off	(46)
		X-rated role for X-Files star	(57)
(TMZ)		Amy Winehouse brings her trail of drugs, booze, and domestic violence to the Caribbean. w/ OMG WTF is that? pic	(75)
		Venice Film Festival turns 75. American filmgoers yawn, buy tickets to "Transformers," and shove popcorn in their mouths	(25)
(Some Guy)		Kelly Osbourne finally reveals the identity of her boyfriend, much to the dismay of her boyfriend	(39)
		Great TV shows that could have been greater had they not jumped the shark. Curiously, both Blossom and My Two Dads snubbed	(53)
(NME)		Cigarettes. It's what's for dinner	(15)
(The Local)		Keith Richards pens angry letter to newspaper after bad review. Newspaper replies: "You can't always get what you want, Keith"	(16)
		Sir Ian McKellen tears out anti-gay pages in hotel room Bibles. None shall pass	(117)
(Gamedaily)		Hollywood is out of ideas: 80s video game Joust coming to the big screen	(83)
		Like most brilliant musicians, Beethoven killed by overdose	(17)
		Movies will no longer receive "Two Thumbs Up"	(44)
(Zap2It)		Kellie Pickler to attempt to be dumber than a 5th grader this fall on FOX	(16)

(EW)		"Lawnmower Man" Jeff Fahey to join cast of "Lost," says the show will be a nice change of pace from the convoluted plots, fantastical storylines and confusing resolutions of films he usually stars in	(38)
		The sexiest women over 35 years old. Bea Arthur wants a recount	(872)
		If you were among the four people wanting a "Deadpool" movie, well, here you go. Maybe	(77)
(Access Hollywood)		Thanks Jamie Foxx, for doing your part to keep racism alive	(318)
		Fox unveils their newest reality game show. You see, there was the one time at band camp...	(12)
		Hollywood scrambling to greenlight projects before impending strike cripples industry. Prepare for really lousy movies in 2009	(34)
(tPC)		Papa Joe Simpson doesn't want Ashley or Jessica to do porn but he'd like to manage Tera Patrick's career	(21)
(Daily Stab)		Enrique Iglesias to model condoms. Hope they come in extra small	(24)
		Amy Winehouse's in-laws urge fans to stop buying her records	(64)
(Variety)		Carlos Mencia will host Creative Emmy awards show. Ironic tag's head assplodes	(67)
		Nigella Lawson accuses Martha Stewart of wanting to bang her husband. Ohhhh yeah -- CAT FIGHT	(61)
		Because it worked so well with Roger Ebert: Rob Schneider attacks actor in full-page ad regarding origin of Adam Sandler movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry." Then it gets stupid	(41)
		Hulk Hogan's son released from hopital after bruising ego. Doctors say he still has no chance of talent	(45)

(Irish Post)		Nine-year-old Irish girl famous for her prank calls set to become UK's newest media superstar (with awwwww pic)	(37)
(TV Squad)		Charles Gibson refuses to sign Stephen Colbert's cast, claiming an exclusive deal to only sign Jon Stewart's casts. Colbert offers to break Stewart's arm to see if Gibson was just being a self-serious dick or not	(11)
		Britney Spears being investigated for possible child abuse	(31)
(wwtdd)		Those rumors about Jake Gyllan... Gillin... Donnie Darko just got a whole lot weirder	(64)
(Celeb Blogger)		Celebrities without makeup 2.0	(73)
(Some Guy)		Miss South Carolina Teen USA explains her answer to all US Americans	(581)
		Realizing just how screwed his client is, Phil Spector's lead lawyer leaves case	(17)
(EW.com)		Entertainment Weekly's 25 biggest celebrity scandals since 1982 (and the career boosts that accompany them)	(35)
		"I know James has the deepest respect for Spider-Man and would never want anything to happen to Spider-Man's girlfriend," says lawyer representing guy charged with breaking into Kirsten Dunst's apartment	(21)
(NY Times)		"South Park" has been renewed for three more years and is getting a spiffy new web home	(85)
(Some Guy)		Nick Lachey's dog is, uh, happy to see you	(43)
		What would otherwise probably be another good mobster movie has been ruined by its casting director, who has chosen Paris Hilton to play the late Sam Giancana's daughter	(23)
		Nichelle Nichols is the second "Star Trek" alum to join the cast of "Heroes." In four years, the series finale will be Data, Worf and Picard exiting the holodeck, mocking "save the cheerleader"	(50)
(Variety)		Keanu barada nikto	(192)
		"Superbad" pushes summer ticket sales above $4 billion for the first time ever, and that's not counting the money won in lawsuits against file sharers	(111)
		Marketing company hopes to appeal to a young male audience by packaging their latest DVD, "Dirty Sanchez," in a vomit bag	(10)
(Bumpshack)		Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, seriously injured in car wreck. Photo of prior crash earlier this year included	(89)
		Jack Black becomes magnetized and erases all the VHS tapes at video store, so they decide to recreate every movie he erased. A film by Micheal Gondry. Complete suckage, or complete awesome, you decide	(51)
(Some Guy)		Owen Wilson hospitalized after OD'ing on drugs	(140)