(Some Guy)		Peter Jackson getting rave reviews for his World War I masterpiece in fifteen minutes	(32)
(FemaleFirst)		Quentin Tarantino likens eating an In-N-Out double double with cheese to having sex. He then likens crash scenes in his new movie to sex. A theme is emerging here	(63)
(Some Guy)		The New York Times pays repect to Jack Kirby	(24)
		NBC bids for British TV station, hopes to reach entirely new level of trans-Atlantic suck	(21)
(Some Guy)		Twenty-five minutes of Killzone 2 footage released. Real life has nothing on these graphics	(38)
(PinkNews)		Spice Girl Mel B reportedly had two-year lesbian threesome affair with a mom and a sex-toy saleswoman	(32)
(Gamespot)		Uwe Boll, surprise PAX guest, blames source material for his crappy movies	(22)
(Some Guy)		Just another drunk stripper breaking into a sheriff training facility. With great deer-in-the-headlights pic goodness	(13)
		In the most groundbreaking musical change since Slash left GnR, ladies and gentlemen, there is a new Yellow Wiggle	(23)

(Some Guy)		Kristen Bell: "I love nerds"	(50)
(Some Nerdboy)		Sluggy Freelance: Ten Years Old. Behold the nifty, and fear the bunny	(15)
(Celebitchy)		Somebody robbed Kirsten Dunst's hotel room. Apparently they took all her good clothes and left her with some dorky-looking drunk guy as well	(21)
		Fall 2007 movie preview	(32)
(HERO)		"I'm not ashamed to be a gamer, and though a handful of opportunistic politicians and moralist activists would have you believe otherwise, we are no more antisocial than the rest of society"	(18)
(H'wood reporter)		MPAA gives Ang Lee's new movie an NC-17 rating for "too many pelvic thrusts" and "and several nontraditional sexual positions"	(28)
		Team of Cambridge mathematicians have proven the one thing that everybody already knew: Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle	(29)
		Pop-star pool parties complete with water-fighting in swimsuits no longer available on Japanese TV, despite strong viewer demand for their return. Talent agencies blame internet porn	(4)
(Some Colonial)		Cylons to Kevin Smith: 'By your command'	(34)
(Some Charlene Tilton fan)		Who says Hollywood's out of ideas? They're going to turn "Dallas" into a comedy. Caution: Creative geniuses at work	(22)
(Some Guy)		Awesomely gory red-band trailer for "Aliens vs Predator 2". Maybe they got it right this time (Trailer intended for mature audiences)	(98)
		Boy'z On Da Hood	(96)
		Heather Mills thinks Paul McCartney wants to take her back. Let it be, Heather. Let it be	(15)
		I give you your 2007 Miss Teen USA (With kitten-threatening pic goodness)	(144)
		Jet Li wussies out of intense fight scenes with Jackie Chan, fears pwnage	(35)

(Reality World)		Meet the "Survivor China" sweet 16. Choose your bracket	(21)
		Jerry Lewis: "Merv Griffin deserved to die"	(189)
		In what will be a colossal shock to all, dogs and guns seized from rapper DMX's house	(25)
(TV Squad.com)		John From Cincinnati arrested for DUI... or was it really just a space alien that mated with a human that... oh fark this show (with mugshot)	(25)
		Canadian crooner Michael Buble noticing more guys at his shows, mostly because they're going to pick up "emotionally pummeled" chicks	(11)
		"It's not fair," Krahulik says. "They could be having sex. With women. Why do they want my hobby?"	(51)
		"G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives"	(56)
(Some Guy)		Christian Bale announces that Russel Crowe is set to appear in "The Dark Knight". I also hear they're giving out free beer and pizza just for showing up at the movie	(16)
		Finally, Brian May has gained his doctorate in Astronomy - 36 years after starting his thesis	(25)
		How many members of The Village People were gay? If you guessed "all of them", you might be wrong	(33)
(War)		Jet Li will kick your ass with style. (Sponsored Link)	(130)
		The Hoff wins libel damages from OK magazine over claims that he was drunk and abusive at a nightclub. Maybe he was just KITT-faced	(15)
		Cartoonist Lynn Johnston, creator of "For Better or For Worse", winds down her famous comic strip	(99)
		Garth Brooks announces that he's coming out of retirement to spend less time with his family	(29)
(Some Guy)		Dave Navarro teams up with Evan Seinfeld for a feature-length porn movie	(38)
		Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go. Lohan incarcerated	(62)
		From one bint to another: Lily Allen toast to Amy Winehouse causes controversy	(55)
		Doctor Who and latest sidekick to meet novelist Agatha Christie. Could be a thriller	(52)
		"Trapped in the Closet" is a riot, but it is also, in its way, profound	(26)
		Fox's Anchorwoman fired after one episode	(43)
(Some Punk)		Iranian teenagers love rock and roll. Could it be....SATAN?	(31)
		Amy Winehouse in bloody hotel brawl with junkie husband (with pics)	(281)
(Some Guy)		Hayden Panettiere FHM photoshoot. You decide	(86)

		The new destroyers of our nation's moral compass are... the Beatles?	(75)
(Some Guy)		Ang Lee's follow-up to "Brokeback Mountain" receives MPAA's dreaded theatrical kiss-of-death NC-17 rating. Studio to release it anyway	(36)
		Richard Gere refused a butt double for his latest film much to the delight of adoring women and gerbils everywhere	(11)
		Tom Cruise's "snoring" forces Katie Holmes to sleep in separate room, wink wink nudge nudge	(33)
(Some DUI)		Nicole Richie pays her debt to society in an hour and a half	(161)
(Variety.com)		NBC brings back "American Gladiators," gigantic q-tips and all	(52)
		"Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies." Books that weigh more than a pound are out of luck	(36)
		Beyonce denies boobie flashing at Vancouver concert; says she had a flesh-colored bra on. Yeah, and it must've had a nipple-colored design at the tip of each cup, too	(30)
		A 32-disc box set of every episode of "Seinfeld," which includes a coffee-table book about the show (and coffee tables), will be released in November. Now that's some sweet action	(101)
		Britney is so sick of the paparazzi, she's moving to London where there's apparently no paparazzi at all	(75)
		Today's 40 applicants for Parents of the Year come courtesy of "Kid Nation" and CBS. The Smoking Gun is there	(40)
		Oprah, Paris Hilton subpoenaed in Detroit record producer's lawsuit alleging racial discrimination at Canadian border crossing	(92)
		Hayden Panattiere stars in "Got Milk?" campaign (with pic). In other news, millions of pasty basement dwellers just experienced a Level 6 nerdgasm	(73)
		Save Ferris? Movie critics would rather be fry cooks on Venus than see a sequel	(35)
(Some Guy)		Hayden Panettiere now owns countless hours of cheerleader porn courtesy of fans after quip on Letterman	(150)
(TV Scoop)		Director who brought you "My Penis and I" is ready to direct his next penis-related project for the BBC	(31)
(NY Daily News)		WABC welcomes back Bob Grant, fired under pressure from Al Sharpton, et al. 12 years ago for a comment made after then-Commerce Secretary Ron Brown was killed in a plane crash. In other news, Imus to return to WFAN in 2019	(65)
		Colombian reality show rewards dirtiest sex	(101)
		Peter Forgacs is confused when he finds out the award he is about to received is actually for Forgacs	(3)
		Paul Giamatti confirmed for "Bubba Nosferatu," but hey, what do I care? I've got a growth on my pecker	(58)
(Some Guy)		New Mike Myers comedy to be more painfully unfunny than most as Justin Timberlake is slated to be in it	(27)
		Movie end credits becoming more entertaining than the crap you paid $12 to see	(37)
		"Nobody copyright infringes on my lines"	(26)
		Colbert continues to save this thing we call "Earth"	(17)

(Safehumor.com)		Here is a list of season premiere dates for fall 2007 TV shows. Warning: This list may be hazardous to your outdoor life	(52)
		Ventriloquist wins "America's Got Talent." What, were there no mimes competing?	(34)
(Cinematical)		"Ferris Bueller 2: Another Day Off" might be coming soon to a theater near you. Save Ferris	(55)
(CHUD.com)		Todd McFarlane is working on a remake of "The Wizard of Oz" as a hard PG-13 film featuring torture and bondage and a "Ripley-ized Dorothy Gale." Yes, really. (with concept pic)	(59)
		Jennifer Aniston wants a baby for Christmas. Subby wants her to know he'd be willing to help if it weren't for that pesky "restraining order" nonsense	(32)
(Some Guy)		Drunken Shatner rants to Trekkies about confronting road-rage driver on way to convention by shouting "I am Captain Kirk"	(35)
		David Letterman asks Hayden Panettiere, "What does turning 18 represent to you?" Hayden responds, "...I can buy cigarettes, porn and if I get in trouble with the law I'm kind of screwed"	(65)
		So Bill Murray's got driving a golf cart drunk going for him. Which is nice	(209)
		I can haz nose candy?	(57)
(Some Guy)		Superman joins Batman in Justice League boycott. Replacement scabs can forward resume to Aquaman next week	(52)
(hellomagazine .com)		Donald Trump aims to hire Paris Hilton as his new apprentice	(24)
		Morgan Freeman and David Fincher are trying to launch Arthur C. Clarke's "Rendezvous with Rama"	(51)
		Michael Bay retracts his earlier blow-up about Blu-Ray, saying he "drank the Kool-Aid" proffered by anti-HD Decepticons. Drunkbloggerpostswhat?	(39)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan may not get charged any felonies related to her various drug busts	(52)

(CHUD)		Batman wants out of the Justice League?	(24)
(Fatback and Collards)		The Joker looks lame	(170)
(Some Guy)		Gay blogger's commentary about gay themes in 'High School Musical 2' elicits outrage from tweenybopper fans. OMG U R SO GAY11 Gay	(41)
		Luckiest idiot ever, Pete Doherty, freed on technicality. Again	(12)
		"Dead Like Me" to return... Ellen Muth still weirdly attractive in that beer goggles sort of way	(73)
(slashfilm.com)		Slaying mutual dragons: Executive takes a New Line with "The Hobbit"	(17)
		Maroon 5 singer denies comments about Maria Sharapova laying there like a "dead frog" in the sack. After all, she does moan when she smacks balls around	(56)
		Mary Kate Olsen quits NYU after feeling threatened by classmates selling stories to the tabloids	(37)
		Gwen Stefani covers up for concert in Malaysia, so Muslims won't be offended by her bare flesh when she sings about sh*t that is bananas	(30)
		Britney goes out in public without wig. The Daily Mail is there. (pics)	(44)
(Some Guy)		Michael Bay threatens to not ruin any more movies with Paramount if they drop Blu-Ray, starts crying, runs to his room	(55)
		Kanye West opens his mouth. What comes out? Something: A) stupid, B) stupid or C) stupid?	(60)
(Now Magazine)		Internet terrorist video threatens David Beckham and Justin Timberlake, leaving many conflicted about now supporting Al-Qaeda	(86)
		Janeane Garofalo would like to meet with Kiefer Sutherland as she is now his co-star on "24" but she is RUNNING OUT OF TIME	(61)
		Ethan Hawke on his split from Uma Thurman: "It’s unfair when one person’s career is taking off and the other is really suffering." Those faint sounds you hear are the strains of the world's smallest violin	(52)
		Bada Bing auctioning off Soprano stripper poles	(11)
(HHNLive.com)		Interview with 'Chocolate Rain' singer Tay Zonday. "You aren't going to believe this: I have never really listened to music."	(56)
		Clear Channel enthusiastic about potential for two-second and five-second radio ads inserted between songs	(46)
		CW's ratings are so bad they have to pay Kevin Federline to guest star	(21)

(Some Guy)		Abe Frohman, Sausage King of Chicago may or may not be coming back to the big screen with another Day Off. Maybe	(50)
(JustPressPlay.net)		Photos of the six actors playing Bob Dylan in the movie "I'm Not There"	(17)
		Keira Knightley complains about the world's obsession with her looks	(56)
(Steff)		Jennifer Aniston - Courtney Cox bikini pictures in Hawaii (safe for work, although a shirtless David Arquette may be a bit frightening)	(18)
		Ryan Seacrest now host of every TV show in the United States	(15)
(Some Girl)		Nicole Kidman's new movie "Invasion" a huge flop. Wait, it came out?	(53)
(The Hollywood Reporter)		What is M_rv Gr_ff_n w_s g_y?	(54)
		Walking is too much for the fatties in the TV show "Fat March," with emergency room visits for dehydration, stress fractures, and cankle pain	(451)
		“Who Wants to be a Superhero?” winner to guest star in "Mega Snake"	(17)
(TVShowsonDVD)		The Smurfs are finally smurfing to smurf	(31)
(Egotastic)		Evan Rachel Wood's goth/glam photoshoot... kinda want - kinda Not safe for work	(10)
(HPL Archive)		Howard Phillips Lovecraft would have been 117 today. Time to find his essential salts	(53)
(Media Bistro)		Keith Olbermann, the world's most courageous hero this side of Brady Quinn, who bestrides the Earth as a risen god, will get a chance in prime time	(497)
(tPC)		Criss Angel denies making his member disappear inside Britney Spears	(26)
		Eleven people injured on the set of Tom Cruise's new movie. Where's your Xenu now?	(42)
(Funhouse)		Kevin Smith's response to a jerk during Q&A (language is Not safe for work)	(39)
(Some Guy)		Veronica Mars to investigate "Heroes"	(26)
		Jet Li lays out some wushu on China film censors because his Hollywood films keep getting banned in his home country	(21)
(tPC)		Sex addict Amy Winehouse enjoys multiple postions, is loud and loves to be spanked by guys wearing superhero underwear	(80)
		Police arrest Pete Doherty after he appeared on stage, are apparently unaware it's possible to be talentless and sober	(28)
(Some Guy)		Warner Bros. trying to figure out how to wedge Christian Bale and that Superman wanna-be into new live-action "Justice League" movie	(36)
		Filmmaker Nesya Shapiro Blue is suing Amazon.com for $2.1M after Amazon accused her of being the director of two really bad porn movies	(7)
		Nicole Kidman is creating a legacy of suck -- and not the good kind of suck	(60)
		Chef Jamie Oliver wants to build giant chicken coop in Trafalgar Square to illustrate cramped farm conditions	(19)