(Some Fox Fan)		Proving how "cool" they are, the Fox affiliate in St. Louis has their own Myspace page. Apparently they are a 53-year old female who likes Daughtry	(9)
		Paris claims she didn't get a boob job because "it would cheapen my image"	(22)
		Thor is the latest comic book to get the Hollywood treatment. Hammer, please don't hurt 'em	(57)
		Superman sequel to have two villains because it worked so well in Spider-Man 3 and Batman & Robin	(62)
(Some Prisoner)		Following the upcoming "Batman" sequel, director Chris Nolan slated to direct bigscreen version of "The Prisoner." Welcome back to the Village	(40)
(A Regular Guy)		A day late and a dollar short: Britney Spears is desperate to pose nude for Playboy	(57)
(People.co.uk)		Event organizers say that they're accustomed to getting unique riders from musical artists for items such as champagne or whiskey backstage, but this was the first time that an artist required lime green Speedos	(18)
		"I'll take 'Dead Television Game Show Producers' for $1000, Alex"	(149)
(Some Guy)		Why "Bourne" trilogy is better than "The Godfather" and "Star Wars"	(56)
(TMZ.com)		A live-action Voltron movie has been given the greenlight. Yes, you heard that right	(33)
(Metadish)		Nicole Richie getting some hot pregnancy boobs (sfw)	(3)
(NS4W.ORG)		50 Cent freaks out when his new video is leaked, two months before the track is released (link includes video, featuring Dustin Hoffman... wait, what?)	(26)
(Some Guy)		Haim can dry his eyes: Both Coreys to return for "Lost Boys 2"	(24)

(9WSYR)		Drew Carey suffers minor arm injury while rehearsing for The Price Is Right and doesn't get to spin the big wheel	(23)
		One band from Northern Ireland and two from Canada kick Scotland's pasty white rumps at world bagpipe showdown in Glasgow. Sook it, ye sorry wee beasties, eh?	(12)
(TVSquad)		Apparently Stephen Colbert and Richard Branson got into a water fight on "The Colbert Report" that might not air	(14)
(Cinematical)		You know the movie Jessica Biel might get naked for? Well, The Swayze is also going to be in it. I think we've found the perfect movie	(34)
(Riverdale Gazette)		Archie, Veronica, Betty and the rest of the gang at Riverdale get an Indian-American friend. His cute sister catches Archie's fancy. To the root-beer and curry shop, gang	(45)
(Some Guy)		Hard-hitting journalism from MSN: Teen class war over MySpace and Facebook is coming	(21)
		Decades after his death, Elvis is bigger than ever	(20)
		Happy birthday, Thunder Lips: Top 5 wrestlers/actors of the 80s	(24)
		L.A. has endured two riots, the Olympics, earthquakes and Democratic conventions-so why not two of MTV's "Real World"? Bonus; these douches will be "carbon neutral"	(24)
		Kelly Bundy is officially back on the market	(53)

		"What do you mean you're breaking up with me? BTW, I'm pregnant."	(29)
(Some douche-bag hater)		Wesley Crusher is apparently a douche-bag. "If you're the best the 24th century has to offer, then the human race is farked"	(61)
(Some Guy)		Wikipedia page for meerkats locked down after user entered spoiler for Animal Planet's "Meerkat Manor"	(22)
(JoBlo)		When Clint Eastwood offers to score your movie out of the blue, of course you toss out the existing score and use his	(9)
		Activate interlocks. Dynatherms connected. Infracells up. Megathrusters are go. Let's go Voltron movie	(44)
(Mental Floss)		Test your knowledge of movie special effects	(39)
		Chris Tucker needs Jackie Chan. As for us? No, not really	(23)
(Some Guy)		Nerdgasm alert: Veronica Mars in talks to join cast of LOST	(53)
(Rush Hour 3)		Rush Hour 3 is coming out today. Comprendez-vous les mots qui sortent de ma bouche? (Sponsored Link)	(103)
		Reality show features a disco version of the Nativity scene. It's blasphemy to god, but more importantly, to good taste	(38)
		Julia Stiles has vowed never to appear nude in a movie because she's too scared it'll be turned into internet porn	(96)
(Female First)		Bruce Willis and Jerry Weintraub kicked out of Italian resort's restaurant for refusing to have their pictures taken with the owner's WonderBra model girlfriend. No, really	(38)
(WLBZ2.com)		Willie Nelson to headline pro-marijuana show. Says even at 74, his mind is still as shap as a tarck	(32)
		Brad Pitt had lunch at Subway. In other news, no one cares	(31)
		How to scare the living crap out of your friends and family. It's fun	(39)
		Angelina Jolie says she quit girls for Brad. Of course she means *other* girls	(58)
(Some Guy)		AT&T admits it was wrong censoring lyrics critical of President Bush from Pearl Jam webcast. Critics furious at supression of speech, possibility that move might make Pearl Jam appear 'edgy' and 'relevant' for the first time	(82)
		A movie about Notorious B.I.G is about to be made. It's guaranteed to end with a bang	(68)
(Premiere.com)		New Line boss still thinks Peter Jackson's a prick, but wants him back for Hobbit anyway	(35)

(wwtdd)		And, lo, the forth seal popped, and from the sky descended a disembodied voice saying, "Lindsey Lohan pregnancy scare."	(35)
(Some Guy)		Actor Ed Harris throws hissy-fit and is detained by police for trying to take a knife on a plane. It's almost like the airport is this bubble full of hidden equipment used to monitor your every move	(25)
(Some Guy)		Happy Frank Zappa Day	(185)
		Cary Grant's, Clark Gable's and Frank Sinatra's stars have been removed from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Meanwhile, Tim Allen's, Mariah Carey's, and Donald Duck's remain	(25)
(CHUD.com)		New comedy will feature Steve Martin, John Cleese, Alfred Molina and Andy Garcia. Excited yet? Too bad... it's "The Pink Panther 2"	(25)
		Harvey Keitel in talks to join the cast of "Criminal Minds." So pretty please... with sugar on top. Give him the farking part	(16)
(Asbury Park Press)		Owner of Satriale's Pork Store from "The Sopranos" is selling the facade	(13)
		Gigantic billboard advertising new Matt Damon "Bourne" movie erected on wall of Matt Damon's NYC home	(163)
(Some Guy)		Jenna Jameson: "I can't do Chewy"	(46)
(Some Guy)		Less than three seconds into his career as a bull rider, wannabe cowboy Stephen Baldwin was on the floor, writhing in pain	(34)
(The Superficial)		Kevin Federline files for custody of his spawn, making Britney Spears officially the worst mom ever (some NSFW images)	(39)
		Jerry O'Connell was so nervous about marrying Rebecca Romijn, he almost fled to Mexico the night before... with a man	(31)
		Nicole Richie suffers from nutritional deficiencies and almost loses baby. Doctors suggest that she start eating	(37)
		"Not quite as funny as a perforated ulcer." Oh, poor Cuba -- here come the reviews for "Daddy Day Camp"	(47)
(Digital Spy)		Angelina Jolie has ruled out the possibility of her ever running for the presidency. As if her marriage to Billy Bob Thorton didn't already do that	(25)
(tPC)		Bruce Willis boinking former Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal in his newest role, "Stay Hard With a Vengeance"	(32)
		Reports of Luciano Pavarotti's death have been greatly exaggerated. Reports of his weight have been greatly underestimated	(38)
		Allegations of sexual assault during pajama party at Playboy mansion. That's actually all the info the reporter was able to uncover, so they spend the rest of the article talking about other stuff	(65)
(Some Guy)		Incredible trailer for "Horton Hears a Who" almost makes you forget the earlier Dr. Seuss movie abominations. Almost	(60)
		Hollywood has been h4x0r3d by p1g5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111	(13)
(Some Guy)		Jessica Simpson continues to get cast in movies regardless of her inept acting	(33)

		Guess the book: "George Bush has made this the most relevant piece of literature ever written."	(86)
(NS4W.ORG)		Gwyneth Paltrow’s new "W" Magazine cover. "When airbrushing goes bad"	(77)
(People Magazine)		Helena Bonham Carter & Tim Burton expecting a baby. Imagine Danny Elfman music in the background as you read the article... and try not to visualize any of the three naked	(32)
		Sci-Fi Channel's updated "Flash Gordon" features hero who lives with his mother, and battles with a frying pan. Freddie Mercury unavailable for comment	(42)
		For the first time in "American Idol" history, a contestant went into labor while waiting with 13,500 hopefuls for her chance to become the next singing superstar. Guess what she named him	(64)
		Please lord, I know I don't talk to you as often as I should but please do not let Roseanne Barr's sex tape get out. There's not enough eye bleach in this would to save my sanity	(27)
(Jezebel)		New interview of Terrence Howard reveals his obsession with baby wipes... and then it gets weird	(16)
(tPC)		The trainwreck apparently doesn't fall too far from the tracks. Lynne Spears accused by Britney of boinking Kevin Federline	(60)
(Some dirty-haired attention whore)		Oscar winner Cate Blanchett has stopped washing her hair in an effort to do her bit to save the environment and become a green example to her kids	(47)
(Some Food Network Junkie)		Food Network reality show is fixed by producers, loser is winner, winner is loser, loser is hotter than winner	(54)
		Old and busted: Celebrity sex tapes. New hotness: Deceased celebrity breast augmentation surgery videos	(25)
		J.J. Abrams casts actual Russian as Pavel Chekov for "Star Trek XI." Wait till he finds out actual Russians don't really say "wessels"	(93)
(The Nation)		Stephen Baldwin, co-star of "Biodome" and now born-again Christian, plans on waging a Christian crusade in Iraq	(100)
(TVBlogger)		Would the shows that HBO is going to renew for another season please step forward? Not so fast, "John From Cincinnati"	(91)
		Police arrest French teen over Harry Potter translation. Will probably be sent to pound-me-in-the-Azkaban-prison	(99)
		"Jonny Quest" to become a film series. Hollywood: murdering your childhood one fond memory at a time	(56)
(Some Guy)		Wind: 1, Katharine McPhee's dress: 0 (possibly NSFW)	(66)
		Apparently the only thing Lindsay Lohan hasn't had in her is Jesus	(22)
		Play it again Sam - this time in Hindi	(14)
(Some Guy)		Britney Spears seduces a random extra from her latest music video who happens to be a 21-year-old student that promised not to sell his story. Britney slightly unclear on the "college guys will tell you anything to sleep with you" thing	(76)
(Some Guy)		No you can't have a green carpet at the 2007 Emmy awards to combat global warming. Not yours	(16)
(IDLYITW.com)		Gwen Stefani is still breastfeeding her 1-year old only because she "doesn't know when to stop." Apparently the fact that the kid has damn near gnawed through her A-Cups isn't clue enough	(178)
		Study says prime-time TV not gay enough. Faaaabulous tag cries out for acceptance	(30)
(Some Guy)		Rosario Dawson tells Kevin Smith she's too busy to play the starring role he wrote just for her. Zoinks, yo	(56)
		You knew it was just a matter of time: Judge in Anna Nicole case to get own show	(5)

(Celebwarship)		Well-known terrorist Lily Allen stripped of her work visa and given the boot by the TSA; Your tax dollars at work- keeping us safe from gorgeous British singers	(61)
(Some Guy)		Hollywood is out of ideas: Ace Ventura Jr	(31)
(The Superficial)		Charlize Theron is apparently preparing for "Monster 2." You'd still hit it	(40)
(izcube.com)		Curvacious Kim Kardashian	(10)
(Perez Hilton)		Today's "stolen celebrity sex-tape" story brought to you by... *waits for eye-bleach*... Roseanne Barr. Oh, the huge manatee	(45)
		NBC plans to show 3,600 hours of Olympics no one will watch	(46)
(Badmouth.net)		Drop the 20-sided dice and get out of mom's basement, Frodo. Neil Gaiman's "Stardust" is hitting the theaters and it's pretty damn good	(42)
(Some Guy)		Noted drug rehabilitation specialist and addiction physician Dave Navarro weighs in on Lindsey Lohan's arrests	(22)
		Liza Minnelli threw a tantrum after being mistaken for her late mother, because Judy actually had talent	(22)
		Pics of Guiliani's daughter's drinking pics. To hit or not to hit?	(184)
		K.D. Lang's videos will be shown in all cabins of a giant cruise ship full of lesbians in January. We're assuming they're her music videos. Plug tag used because there's no Strap-On tag	(222)
(for me to poop on)		NBC works to solidify their "Late Night Douchebag" lineup	(26)
		Lee "Motherfarking" Hazelwood is one trippen' curb feeler	(12)
		Ever considered donating blood? Now you can, at the Saw IV "Give Til It Hurts" Blood Drive	(110)
		Former Atomic Kitten singer living a full life in retirement... if by "full life," you mean home invasions, throwing out a loser husband, welcoming him back, auditioning for a trailer park	(11)
		Kim Raver Quote: I feel a lot more comfortable getting naked than you do when you're not naked	(23)
		Michelle Pfeiffer gets a star on the Walk of Fame. Submitter wishes she'd shown up for the ceremony in the Catwoman suit	(23)
(Some Guy)		ABC's "Masters of Science Fiction" pulls in half the viewing audience of usual "America's Funniest Home Videos" rerun	(88)
(Canal Day - R)		Maybe Maybe YES maybe OH DEAR GOD my eyes maybe maybe YES (Not safe for work - LGDTV)	(5)
		Slow news day: Writer likes "Entourage." Seriously, is that all you got? How about boobies, like those too? How about candy-corn? Do your shoes match your belt?	(35)
(Some Guy)		Crazy Denise Richards wants ex Charlie Sheen's sperm so she can have a third child	(32)
		"Rush Hour 3 is f*cking retarded." And the reviews come pouring in for the summer's biggest sequel. Not	(52)
(PinkNews)		David Beckham to play it gay on "Desperate Housewives"	(47)
(Hip Hop Elements)		50 Cent agrees to a live debate with Kanye West. Once and for all, we'll all finally know which one's mama is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce	(60)
		Neighbours complain about antics of Dr. Quinn, 24-Hour Party Woman	(25)
		Insurgent book-burning firefighter-hero of Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451" may have been cast for new film. Future generations will only be allowed to know of him from heavily censored "Bosom Buddies" episodes	(16)
		Tom Cruise might play Captain Pike in new Star Trek movie. Where is Khan when you need him?	(48)
(E!)		Michael Bay takes the stand to testify. Accompanied by bad acting, ever-changing camera angles, horrid plot devices	(17)
		"American Idol's" Katharine McPhee does the weather report in St. Louis and proves her membership in the Honorary Dumbass Club	(43)
		William Gibson isn't going to try to envision the near future. It's either the Singularity or Armageddon	(18)
		Britney Spears hits a parked car. EVERYBODY PANIC	(30)
		Attention underage California farkers: You can now buy any video game you want, no matter how bloody	(31)

(A Socialite's Life)		Chris Rock is TIRED TIRED TIRED of being called the father of this crazy lady's kid, and got a DNA test to prove otherwise	(13)
(Some Guy)		Legendary movie director Sir Ridley Scott prepares to tackle "Monopoly," apparently without even knowing what Boardwalk is	(37)
		Hospital, people with taste, upset over scalped Celine Dion tickets	(3)
(Celebitchy)		The Surge is failing: the Spice girls won't play Bagdad after all	(22)
(Some Guy)		Hollywood's most profitable actor is not Tom Hanks or Brad Pitt. Enter the Bourne Profitability	(22)
		Chris Tucker wants "to do something different," as evidenced by Rush Hours 1, 2, and 3 being his only cinematic output in nine years	(17)
(Some Guy)		Paris Hilton amuses herself with Jello shots and "pretend driving"	(24)
(Some Guy)		We love summer and Laguna Beach	(3)
		Who needs James Bond? Jason Bourne delivers a $70 million ultimatum to the box office	(71)
		Adam Sandler insisted on seeing roommate/director Judd Apatow's penis "just to know what he was dealing with"	(25)
(Some Guy)		Ben Affleck likes them French fried potaters. Mmm-hmm	(40)
(TMZ)		Lindsay Lohan inspires a documentary about her most important contributions to Western culture and society	(19)
		Amy Yasbeck, the late John Ritter's widow, is suing doctors for wrongful death. In related news, John Ritter was, uh, hittin' that	(74)
		Lindsay Lohan heads to Utah rehab facility. Will come out clean, sober, and the mother of 18 kids	(35)
		Cacapoopoopeepeepants Kanye West doesn't read blogs because he's afraid to see the mean stuff that people write about him	(31)
		£37.50 to see Ricky Grevais? I can dance like a moron for free	(29)
(tPC)		Gwyneth Paltrow gives new meaning to the term "Venomous Woman"	(25)
		“They bumped into each other and Victoria said, ‘Hi Britney. I’m Victoria from the Spice Girls.’ Britney just looked at her with a vacant expression and walked away"	(68)
		Tommy Makem, folk singer and Godfather of Irish Music, has died	(22)
		The terrorists have won: Gwen Stefani agrees to cover up her belly during Malaysian concert	(53)