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Sun July 01, 2007
Yahoo Ironic Pixar's "Ratatouille" registers worst opening weekend for a Pixar movie since "A Bug's Life"... but it still owns Bruce Willis' "Die Hard 4.0" (39)
(Some Guy) Cool San Diego Comic Con to preview new movie based on one of the best Superman stories ever. Superman/Doomsday (10)
Breitbart.com Amusing Korean pop star Rain's concert in LA cancelled: Score one for Stephen Colbert (6)
AJC Sad Former wrestler Lex Luger made millions, flew in private jets and lived in mansions is now dead broke, sleeps on a used bed and keeps his clothes in neat piles on the floor (157)
(ECN) Cool Beam them up – Matt Damon, Adrien Brody and Gary Sinise are in talks to play the Big Three in the new Star Trek movie next year (79)
(A Projectionist) Interesting Dreamworks sends the second can of Transformers reels with a combination lock to prevent early screenings (63)
I-Mockery Amusing I-Mockery's review of "Intimate Agony" - a 1983 TV movie about a yuppie island resort ravaged by herpes (12)

Sat June 30, 2007
Yahoo Sad RIP Captain America 1941-2007 (201)
The Sun Obvious "Star Trek" chosen top cult TV show of all time. The Sun is there (37)
(Free-Lance Star) Dumbass Vivica Fox claims only white cops think she's drunk (36)
(Superhero Hype) Cool Crom, grant me one request. Grant me a new Conan movie. And if you do not listen, then to hell with you (21)
Wired Interesting The Wired article from 1997 that inspired "Live Free or Die Hard" (18)
(NZ Herald) Scary Actress Lindsay Lohan is to play Paris Hilton in a movie of her life, and Britney Spears to sing the soundtrack. No, really - it's true, I swear. Hey, stop laughing; I'm serious. Honest (59)
Breitbart.com Sad Former U.S. government worker admits to stalking lead singer of Linkin Park (19)
AP Weird 9-year old girl injured by Hershey Kisses and PowerBars hurled from Kenny G's aerie compound. In other news, Kenny G has a compound (9)
BBC Sad Rolling Stones stagehands perform gravity demo a la Keith Richards (6)
(Broadcasting Cable) Cool Boomerang Channel to run all 166 episodes of the Flintstones in order, without commercials, starting July 4th (41)

Fri June 29, 2007
The Scotsman Obvious "Kung Fu appeals to the bullied sap in all of us. It contains profound ancient wisdom about peace and quietude. But the best bit is where David Carradine starts kicking people's heads in" (11)
(Some Guy) Sad Joel Siegel, dead at 63, good night movie-man (99)
MSNBC Dumbass Isaiah Washington claims he was fired from Grey's Anatomy for not being a "mush-mouth Negro" and not saying "yes massah" enough. It couldn't possibly be the blatant homophobia (74)
(People Magazine) Unlikely Kristy Swanson: "I'm not a homewrecker". Well, if you discount your affair with the married guy while his wife was pregnant, then getting arrested for beating up the wife, then okay, we believe you (47)
(TMZ) Scary What the hell happened to Sharon Stone? (70)
(People Magazine) Amusing Annoyed at all the media attention Paris has been getting, Britney gets back into the news by serving a restraining order to her own mother. Bonus: mom still lives in a trailer (34)
(Gazette) Spiffy Weird Al's fans campaigning to get him a star on the Walk of Fame. Ten bucks says his parents don't even bother showing up for the ceremony (59)
MTV Cool Christian Bale tells audiences not to expect new Joker to run around dancing to Prince (138)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Stan Lee's ten rules for comic-book movies (65)
AZCentral Strange France awards medal of Legion of Honor to... Barbara Streisand. Everybody else surrenders (27)

Thu June 28, 2007
Breitbart.com Dumbass Carlos Mencia's DVD goes platinum on the strength of other people's jokes (81)
Rolling Stone Interesting The record business 1920-2007 R.I.P (131)
BBC Amusing "Monkey opera for festival launch" (14)
(Some Roosterteeth) Hero Red vs. Blue Episode 100: "Why were we here?" series finale (102)
London Times Interesting Michael Moore: Hero, villain, or well-meaning jerk? (167)
(TV Guide) Obvious Great comedies like "Arrested Development" get cancelled, while the dreadful "According to Jim" gets a new life. All hail fat guy with hot wife sitcoms (191)
Abc.net.au Spiffy "Transformers" fails to suck. Michael Bay still trying to work out what he did wrong (126)
Reuters Amusing Even though you deny your interest in Paula Abdul, we all know that opposites attract and she is forever your girl, so don’t be a cold hearted snake and rush rush over to the link to get some straight up information on her reality show (20)
Canada.com Ironic So, how about that Matthew McConaughey and his new girlfriend... Alanis Morissette? (45)
(Hollywood Tuna) Cool Hillary Duff in a bikini? And she looks HOT (sfw) (67)
The Sun Interesting Emma Watson named Britain's "greatest female ambassador" edging out Charlotte Church, Kate Moss and Old Spice (35)
IGN Interesting The Watchmen movie still is a bad idea, but the cast could be good. First they got the guy who played Kelly Leak, now Kate Winslet is rumored to be in (49)

Wed June 27, 2007
AZCentral Dumbass Britney Spears misses the stability of married life with K-fed (19)
(comingsoon.net) Cool A little Bird told me something about "Toy Story 3" and "The Incredibles 2" (35)
Chicago Sun-Times Interesting Oprah Winfrey to open an Oprah store in the city of Chicago, soon to be renamed Oprahville (82)
(Below the Beltway) Ironic Film based on Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" cancelled out of fears it won't be profitable enough (193)
(Some Guy) Amusing George Michael: “America doesn’t take me seriously” (44)
The Smoking Gun Sad Ten weeks before shooting himself in the head, Richard Jeni was hospitalized for suicidal depression. Was on Ambien, Lexapro, Xanax, and Mirtazapine (41)
Fox News Sad Liz Claiborne unveils new Flat Line (164)
(Some Guy) Stupid Victoria Beckham spends $500,000 on a new state-of-the-art closet. Which isn't bad when you consider the costs of keeping David in there (22)
CTV Sad Renowned Canadian actor William Hutt dies at 87. Coona tee-tocky malia? (19)
Reuters Stupid TV networks scrambling to find new reality shows after ratings fall to lowest levels in 20 years (65)
(Some Guy) Strange Rosie O'Donnell berated by fans after posting a picture of her daughter on the Internet wearing a sash made of bullets. Tom Selleck asplodes (61)
(Daily India) Dumbass Lucas bet Spielberg profits that Close Encounters would make more than Star Wars (25)
MSNBC Hero MSNBC Anchor refuses to report on Paris Hilton getting out of jail (138)
NYPost Followup Paris was treated to french vanilla coffee, toffee peanut treats, banana nut muffins, and assorted beauty aids while in prison. If you can imagine the humiliating deprivation (27)
Starpulse Misc Gwyneth Paltrow is recovering from pointy knee surgery (8)
Slate Cool The return of the greatest one liner in movie history (218)
(Some Guy) Weird Lots of singers say they're not a role model. Amy Winehouse proves it by carving her husband's name in her stomach with a shard from a broken mirror during an interview (66)
News.com.au Dumbass John Stamos manages to end his career in Australia after only two appearances (with pic of Stamos humping a vase during his TV interview) (32)
The Sun Cool Eva Mendes terrified that her father might see her first on-screen sex scene. The world terrified because it's with Joaquin Phoenix (48)
(Someone with a Tivo) Interesting New TV show about greek life on the ABC Family channel has plenty of sex, binge drinking, hazing, scantily clad sorority girls. Wait, what? (66)
UPI Scary Rosie O'Donnell returning to "Nip/Tuck". Guess it didn't take the first time (21)
SFGate Hero US Weekly refuses to cover Paris Hilton. CNN and Fox News promise to pick up the slack (28)

Tue June 26, 2007
(Some Guy) Interesting "Voyager's" holographic Doctor talks extensively about Star Trek, including how Janeway hated Seven of Nine, and why Germans love to dress up in Starfleet uniforms (39)
MSNBC Amusing PETA to Michael Moore: "There is an elephant in the room, and it is you." (56)
(Some Guy) Cool The baby on Nirvana's Nevermind album is now seventeen... and really needs a haircut (pic) (65)
CTV Silly PETA names Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks as the sexiest pencil-thin, pale-looking, dry-skinned, yellow-eyed vegetarians (26)
The Sun Obvious Jessica Alba's checklist for potential suitors surprisingly reasonable, but you still don't have a chance (136)
(Some Guy) Amusing The 13 most ridiculous TV shows to ever get greenlit (145)
(logoballz) Sad Always up for some Jenna Jameso....GREAT CAESARS GHOST WTF HAPPENED TO HER?? (79)
(TV Squad) Cool "Unsolved Mysteries" returning to television, new episodes will be on HBO (41)
(Some Guy) Dumbass CNN's moral authority Nancy Grace is four months pregnant. Got married two months ago. Hmmmm (304)
iWon Cool Movie about Hugh Hefner to hit big screen. "I want to show it all, from the First Amendment struggles to his first orgy to the stroke in the 1980s that almost killed him" (21)
(Some Guy) Cool Come on down, Cleveland: Drew Carey may replace Bob Barker (58)
SFGate Cool "The Dark Crystal" and "Labyrinth" special edition DVDs to be released in set. Your mom is a friggin' aardvark (68)
Forbes Sad Free at last, free at last, thank Fark almighty Paris Hilton is free at last (369)
LA Times Obvious Germany won't let Tom Cruise out of the closet or into their country (43)
News.com.au Asinine Xzibit pulls the race card on Australian TV host because his show only wanted to play one minute of his song, gets gangsta on his ass by blogging about it on his MySpace (30)
(TMZ.com) Stupid Having learned nothing from the Dixie Chicks, Faith Hill is photographed waving an anti-Bush bumpersticker (98)

Mon June 25, 2007
(Popular Mechanics) Cool Blade Runner turns 25 today. Why the Special Effects and Sci-Fi are still unsurpassed (76)
(Baby momma's lawyer) Amusing Fiddy Cent's baby momma concludes that $25,000 per month for child support is inadequate. Let's face it, grills don't grow on trees, yo (36)
(KY Courier-Journal) Dumbass Victoria Beckham looks at the stunning sucess of Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, and Jennifer Lopez and decides she wants her own acting career (17)
AZCentral Stupid Avril Lavigne looks at the stunning sucess of Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Lopez and decides she wants her own acting career (45)
(Some Guy) Stupid The audition cities for "American Idol," Season 7 (15)
(Badmouth.net) Hero Forget the crappy movie, check out the real origin of the Silver Surfer from comic-book genius Jack Kirby (32)
Yahoo Spiffy Oil drops $2 a barrel on news that Rosie will not replace Bob Barker (25)
Reuters Obvious Actor Tom Sizemore is going back to prison for violating probation in a drug possession case. Your move, Robert Downey, Jr (11)
CBS News Dumbass Christina Aguilera looks at the stunning sucess of Mariah Carey, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Lopez and decides she wants her own acting career (40)
(Hollywood Hooked) Sad Scott Baio to star in VH-1 reality show (42)
(Some Guy) Sad Actor Gary Oldman has hinted he is close to quitting acting because his love of the craft has "withered" (101)
Guardian.com Obvious Well, it's official. Steve Carell ain't no Jim Carrey (78)
News.com.au Cool Playboy, the movie (19)
YouTube Cool How cool is Terry Gilliam? Watch this interview to find out (30)
Retrocrush Video The 100 worst cover songs of all time (with YouTube and audio sample links) (113)
Yahoo Interesting The Who close out Glastonbury music festival after stating that they hope they die before they get really, really, really, really old (9)
Aint-It-Cool-News Spiffy Take a look at Where The Wild Things Are (21)
The Scotsman Interesting No one has seen Sean Connery's Warhead except Trebek's mother (15)



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