Doctors are now backing away from the idea of video game addiction	(5)
		President on next season of "24" may be a woman. Jack Bauer unavailable for comment because THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME	(15)
		The Onion AV Club shows that once you become a parent, you basically think the MPAA just does a bang-up job	(3)
(Some Guy)		"Kill Bill" parts 3 and 4 coming sometime (maybe) to a theater near you	(30)
		It's not that Hollywood is out of ideas; they're just leaving the imagination to the children. Besides... sequels sell more toys	(11)
(Some Guy)		Claire's dad insists he wasn't making out with his daughter on set of "Heroes"	(22)
		Yes, it's actually true - your favorite band *does* suck	(74)
(IDLYITW.com)		Nothing screams success like doing free performances by the Orange Julius, eh Fergie?	(27)
(Some Guy)		Why the movie rating system should be reformed	(47)
		"Gore Vidal is up in arms over a new play that imagines him being sexually attracted to Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh"	(11)
		Roger Ebert weighs in on latest AFI top 100 film list and has a hemorrhage when he sees "Fargo" went the way of "Birth of a Nation."	(101)
		Calgary gallery. showcases seventy-six. works of. art. based on. William. Shatner	(16)

(Cinematical)		Morgan Freeman will finally play Nelson Mandela in an upcoming film	(28)
(Some Guy)		Disney to stop producing direct-to-DVD sequels. Hopes for Bambi 7: Possum Kingdom crushed	(37)
		The Jaws theme with lyrical goodness	(23)
		Pretty well done video of synchronized events around the flight 815 LOST plane crash	(27)
		Despite serious suckage, iTunes is now the third largest music retailier in the US. Tower Records surrenders	(32)
(Some Guy)		Harry Potter spoiler thread. I can't believe that _________	(224)
(TV Squad)		USA Network will have Steve-O star in new reality show, after it changes its slogan from "characters welcome" to "members welcome"	(10)
		Cameron Diaz carries trendy bag with Maoist slogan stitched on it to Peru. Peruvians, who lost almost 70,000 to Maoist rebels, not impressed at all by her trendiness	(29)
		Son of Hitler's unsuccessful assassin doesn't want Tom Cruise to portray his father in upcoming film	(31)
(VideoSift)		The supposed top ten sound effects from Star Wars. Pod racers not included. What's your fave?	(67)
(Variety)		Film critic has fatal heart attack while at screening of "A Mighty Heart"	(21)
		Tea Leoni: "I'm getting a penis in early spring so that will be interesting"	(36)
		"Transformers: The Movie" had Orson Welles, Eric Idle, Leonard Nimoy, Judd Nelson, and Robert Stack, and never saw a dime of profit	(57)

		Tonight, Hank Medress sleeps with the lions	(29)
		Spice Girls confirm reunion tour. And the moon was as blood	(16)
		David Lee Roth created sex procurement system with Henry Ford's assembly line efficiency	(18)
(LAist)		I see your stolen R2-D2 mailbox and raise you a purloined Silver Surfer statue. Pair it off with the missing Galactus & you've got a matching set	(6)
		Goonie Goo Goo Ga ga	(48)
		Columnist complains that many people online are spoiler-posting asshats. In other news, Rosebud is a sled, Snape kills Dumbledore, and Tony Soprano ends up getting	(1259)
(PR Inside)		Liv Tyler wishes she had French-kissed Kate Hudson when she had the chance	(42)
		Richard Roeper on "Evan Almighty": "Oh my God, this movie sucks"	(105)
		Woody Allen admits he has no idea what he is doing	(50)
		Paris Hilton's half-million-dollar car repossessed after she fails to make a couple of payments	(60)
		"Big Brother" apologizes to Mexico after using their flag in a gooey game of water balloon toss	(19)
		Wal-Mart asks all 1.1 million employees to please not spoil ending of "Harry Potter 7." Apparently next-day "Snape kills Dumbledore" banners fell flat	(250)
(Comingsoon.net)		First look at Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones on the set of "Indiana Jones 4"	(86)
		The most expensive comedy in movie history isn't very funny	(50)
		Britney storms off of photoshoot for her latest fragrance "Has Been"	(19)
		George Harrison and Howie Mandel to get stars on Hollywood Walk of Fame	(24)
		Jimmy Kimmel undergoes emergency appendectomy. Sadly, he is expected to make a full recovery and resume banging Sarah Silverman	(33)
(Some Guy)		Billy Ray Cyrus hopes his country-singing daughter doesn't wind up as a washed-up one-hit wonder	(16)
(Some Guy)		John Cougar Mellencamp's nephew is suing the jail where he was kept after his arrest last summer. Ain't that America	(20)

(Some Guy)		The Smashing Pumpkins make their come back by releasing 4 different versions of their album, making it so you have to buy 3 different ones to get all the bonus tracks	(104)
		Steve McQueen's widow wants Daniel Craig for any biopic of the star's life	(27)
		"The Lion King" musical to make it's first-ever run in Africa, where it will be re-named "Tuesday"	(21)
(Some Guy)		Smokey Robinson says "golf is like heroin"	(19)
(Variety)		"American Dad" picked up for a fourth season. If only there was a place where you could make any outrageous claim you want with absolutely no proof, and millions of people would accept it as fact	(99)
		Nick Cave found it awkward when Bob Dylan came up to him and said, "Hyuuul, hyumma nomma nee, diddle dimma nomma nee. Yee."	(28)
(People Magazine)		Catherine Zeta-Jones admits she's insecure. Well, maybe if she'd stop hanging out with her dad all the time. Wait, that's her husband? Ewww	(21)
		For an interview, NBC is offering Paris Hilton one million dollars or picking up her co-pay for 6 months	(24)
(Some Guy)		Isaiah Washington says "Grey's Anatomy" co-star T.R Knight should have been fired; compares self to Malcolm X	(53)
		Clay Aiken's fans, aka 'Claymates,' are the focus of a new Broadway musical. Just when you thought no musical could get gayer than 'Rent'…	(29)
		Talented, hard-working and not-at-all-a-tool actor Jimmy Fallon gets some media play, but only for not wanting a tube stuck up his pooper	(15)
		The brawl to settle it all: Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson	(37)
		Paris Hilton vs. Pacman Jones	(26)
		Prince William turns 25, gains access to $13 million of inheritance. It's party time	(17)
		Jack Osbourne throws his hotdog down Paris Hilton's hallway	(48)
(ECN)		Things are going from bad to worse for Perez Hilton as his main webhost has dropped Perezhilton.com after numerous warnings against Hilton's use of copyrighted celebrity images	(28)
		Michael Moore believes the leak of his latest film, 'Sicko,' was an inside job. Will spend the next four years investigating it for his next film	(122)
		Zach Braff dated Mandy Moore and apparently cheated on her while a Shins song played quietly in the background	(32)
		Yoko Ono "too busy" to write autobiography, which is great because I'd hate to miss the the most important years of her 'career'	(24)
		Goldmans go all DMCA over leaked copy of Simpson's book, hope for another nice, fat settlement	(163)
(KSDK 5)		Illinois State Senate considering bill that would designate April 1 every year as Cheap Trick Day	(22)
		Actual Headline, "Judge Deals Blow to RIAA" which is quite surprising, as everyone always thought the RIAA was on crack	(5)
(TMZ)		Wes Craven sues Pauly Shore. Claims he "suffered and will continue to suffer severe emotional distress and anxiety" Craven's lawyer expected to show trailer for "Bio-Dome" to the jury and immediately rest his case	(26)
(Egotastic!)		Quite possibly the hottest Jessica Biel pictures ever (bikini shots probably SFW)	(12)
(Suicide Girls (possibly NSFW)		Wil inducts Gene Roddenberry into the Science Fiction Hall of Fame. Set your phasers to "Awwwww"	(31)
		Weight-loss advertiser to sue Howard Stern for $100 million after he greeted spokeman with "Geez, you look fatter than ever"	(19)
		Stan Lee gets his own action figure, which apparently is really good at making cameos in videos about other action figures	(12)
		AFI again names Citizen Kane top film of all time. This list has about as much validity as the amount Orson Welles cares about Citizen Kane being #1	(93)

		Warren Zevon let Eleanor Mondale yank on his Thompson Gunner; the shiat has hit the fan	(30)
(hollywood.com)		Hugh Hefner's pregnant girlfriend insists that "the age difference means nothing. He's the best lover I've ever had." He's 81 -- she's 27	(36)
(Dilbert Blog)		Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams shares his best celebrity story. Sadly, it doesn't involve sharing a room with four vegas showgirls and showing them his 'O' face	(19)
		Bugs Bunny Cartoonist Roger Armstrong Dies. Daffy Duck will not attend the funeral, he's still pissed about the whole "erase my beak and replace it with an elephant's trunk" episode	(118)
(Some Guy)		Kelly Clarkson eats because no one wants her and no one wants her because she eats	(58)
(Daily Kos)		Republicans are behind the movie "Knocked Up" because it doesn't mention abortion	(82)
(A Socialite's Life)		Looks like when Justin Timberlake became rich and famous, he bought his mother new boobs (SFW)	(19)
		'Sopranos' is holding a garage sale in Queens. Most items fell off the back of a truck. You got a problem with that?	(13)
		Marilyn Manson tells Slayer that they'll be the opening act for every show of their "co-headlining" tour. Slayer's cool with that as long as they don't miss any Matlock episodes, and as long as there's fresh Geritol backstage	(41)
(witz.org)		Who knew Amy Winehouse was once curvy, buxom, and hot? (with pic)	(83)
		Hugh Hefner blames Kathy Hilton for standing in the way of getting Paris to pose for Playboy. Dear Hef: she did you a favor; we stopped caring a looooong time ago	(18)
(market wire canada)		Boooooorn to be retiiiiiire. Steppenwolf calls it a day	(21)
		Legendary country singer booked on possession of pot, meth, paraphenelia, and a beer	(20)
		New Fox reality show fails to keep it real. Sanjaya quietly snickers to himself	(20)
		Lord of the Rings musical opens to mixed reviews. Critics liked it, nerds complained that Gandalf is trained in jazz dance, not tap	(17)
(Some Guy)		The Da Vinci Code director Ron Howard and the book's author Dan Brown are being investigated by Italian state attorneys for religious obscenities	(15)
		"Well I would drop five hundred feet / And I would drop five hundred more..."	(25)
		Judge OK's lawsuit against Nancy Grace for pushing teen to suicide, being a screeching harpy	(55)
(Some Guy)		Donny Osmond is stunned by some fans' ignorance of his Mormon religion, and so are his five wives	(55)
(Some Guy)		Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono, and Olivia Harrison are all to appear live together on Larry King. Expected to break into impromptu version of "Happiness is a Warm Gun"	(23)
		John Travolta is as nuts as Tom Cruise	(66)
		Larry Seidlin, judge in the Anna Nicole Smith hearings, resigns to spend more time with his family, agent and television producers	(3)
(TMZ)		If I leaked OJ's "fictionalized" confession online, and I'm not saying I did, here's where I'd leak it to	(33)

(Some Guy)		Geri Halliwell and her personal trainer - OMFG	(108)
(Some Guy)		Damon Wayans abruptly cancels stand-up gig after his friends aren't let into the club. Homey don't play that	(15)
		"If I get a blackjack, I'm going topless"	(56)
		"(Michael) Moore's documentaries are mere political slapstick that could have been made by a third Farrelly brother or an eighth Stooge"	(163)
		Tim Burton quits as director of 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not' movie. Believe it or not	(18)
(Some Guy)		Katie Holmes can leg press more than you (with pic)	(50)
		In the category of "Comebacks We Thought We'd Never See," comes the return of Pee-Wee Herman	(64)
		People want Paris Hilton and her helicopters to move out of their neighborhood. "We all suffer when Paris suffers," adds Cameron Diaz	(51)
		"Law & Order" veteran Sam Waterston to become district attorney next season, replacing Fred Thompson, who may have some other stuff to do this year	(77)
(Some Guy)		Crazy Scientologist John Travolta says psychiatric drugs are to blame for tragic high school shootings	(95)
		Crying judge in Anna Nicole Smith case gets one final press hit, resigns to be a freelance annoying goofball	(39)
		Doug successfully delivers his package yet again	(17)
		NBC to produce English-language version of hit telenovela "Without Breasts There Is No Paradise." ¿Quién podría tener un problema con este?	(25)
(Some Guy)		Michael Moore flip-flops and says he doesn’t want people to steal his movie, bucket	(559)
		Katie Holmes achieves second immaculate conception. Suck it, Jesus. The Sun is there	(137)
(Some Guy)		Stephen King praises movie "1408." That guy will whore himself out to provide blurbs for just about anything these days	(60)
		Actual headline: "Older women coo for the Poo." Not (necessarily) what you think	(8)
(Some Guy)		New study discovers Michael Jackson is most beloved musical artist on Earth. Corollary to study finds Michael Jackson fans are most batshiat-crazy fans on Earth	(52)
		Goodnight, Funny B_st_rd. And goodnight to your mother-in-law an' all	(8)
(IDLYITW.com)		Anne Hathaway's boyfriend is a crook	(36)
(Some Guy)		Tyra Banks sex tape?	(55)

(Some Guy)		"Rap music is garbage,” KRS-One says. “What has happened over the past few years is that we have traded art for money, simple and plain, and the public is not stupid"	(110)
(A Socialite's Life)		Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday bash in Vegas is cancelled. She decided instead to stay home and have a quiet night drinking sterno and prank-calling Britney Spears	(16)
		"If your idea of a good time is watching a cross-dressing teen boy watching an overweight middle-aged woman masturbate, we have found the summer series for you"	(12)
		Nicole Richie is attracted to "homeless" looking men, where the threat of eating is minimal	(9)
(Some Guy)		Dark Knight spoiler: "Weird Science" star Anthony Michael Hall will be playing who?	(39)
		Shakespeare's Globe tours for the first time in 400 years. Will include original opening act featuring some young lads named Mick, Keith, Charley, and Ron	(8)
		Rotten Tomatoes ranks their Top 100 best-reviewed sci-fi movies of all time... every farker should see number 96	(96)
		Actor Jimmy Fallon writes song to benefit charity for military families. Tentative song title is: "Please, Dear God, Someone Hire Me, a Series, a Movie, Anything"	(15)
		Julia Roberts sires third foal. Submitter's biology teacher weeps.	(123)
		Bruce Campbell, entire potential audience drop out of Bubba Ho-tep sequel	(27)
		Courtney Love having 'mini-war' with cigarettes, losing full blown war with gravity	(7)
(If It's Movies)		Batman's new ride in "The Dark Knight" is cooler than anything you will ever drive	(44)
(WCBS)		Former prisoner who became an actor and appeared as a prisoner on Law and Order has been returned to prison. Talk about method acting	(10)
		"Don't Stop Believin'" is a "timeless piece of Americana," according to this article. Dear God, take me now	(76)
(ruhlman.com)		The Next Food Network Star: The judges hate her already--she's a painful rebuke to everything they stand for--and a painful reminder of their dead, hollow souls--how far over to the dark side they've strayed	(41)
(Broadcasting and Cable)		Jon Stewart could be leaving basic cable for NBC. Which at this point is basically one step above cable access	(379)
		The Hoff wins custody of two hot teen daughters, lifetime supply of hamburgers	(27)
		Ace Frehley not dead: spotted at KISS Coffeehouse in South Carolina	(45)
(Hollywood.com)		The pot writes an open letter criticizing the kettle for being an attention whore	(22)
(Mirror.co.uk)		Vegas stripper details her four-month fling with sexiest-man-alive George Clooney. Difficulty: no sex the first two nights (w/pic of lovebirds)	(34)
		I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a couple hundred thousand recently purchased HD-DVD players cried out in terror and were suddenly obsolete	(122)
		Harry Potter book with adult cover selling more than kids edition. In related news, kids from Earth Bizarro disappointed with new Dostoiévski book. "Too juvenile for my taste", one of them says	(43)
		Jessica Alba: "I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle"	(50)
		Hollywood REALLY is out of ideas: Monopoly: The Movie - directed by Ridley Scott. The Blade Runner mastermind. Really	(69)
		Vodak aside, Moscow the most expensive city in the world. LA, New York crying in the corner (not even in top ten)	(26)
		Britain DOES have talent: Paul Potts wins	(45)