Amazing new study shows sitcom dads are more supportive and accepting than real life dads. In other news, they cured cancer	(3)
(Some Guy)		Proving they're serious about moving "Star Trek" into mainstream, Paramount to announce cast of new movie at San Diego Comic-Con	(2)
(Cinematical)		Eli Roth talks about Hostel: Part II's lackluster box office, cries. A lot	(53)
		Proving that superpowers and tight sexy blue spandex over a rock-hard body sells, Michael Chiklis’ fans push the Fantastic Four into first with 57 million	(34)
(straight.com)		VAG to push out long-lost John Cage work from 1941. WTF was it doing in there for 66 years?	(11)
		Dear America, Sorry. Signed, Canada	(35)
(Some Guys have all the luck)		Having failed to produce responsible offspring, Rod Stewart, 83, marries another model. Marital infidelity and post-divorce check-writing to begin in 5...4...3	(24)
		Submitter's world turns upside down: irrefutable proof that something blows harder than Pearl Jam	(49)

(TNP)		Kylie Minogue raunchy pre-teen lingerie ad angers Australian parents	(29)
(Some Guy)		Candy Spelling attacks Britney Spears	(15)
(TMZ)		Justin Timberlake kicks Jessica Biel out of his bed so he can "focus on his tour". Yeah, he's not Lance Bass or anything	(34)
(Paramus Post)		"Penguins are invading pop culture with a chilling precision. They are taking no prisoners, if only because their lack of opposable thumbs makes it difficult to manipulate a Taser"	(40)
		"Arise Sir Salman Rushdie"	(114)
		Disney/Pixar tries to remove a movie critic's unflattering blog post about Ratatouille, claiming it violates their policy against early reviews... the same day Time and the New York Times are smooching Mickey's arse	(36)
(Some Guy)		Controverisal lesbian daytime talk show host wins an Emmy. No, the other one. The one that is actually funny... and still kinda hot	(66)
		You know all that love and nostalgia you’ve had lately for Bob Barker? Well, he just endorsed Rosie O’Donnell to be the next host of the Price is Right	(55)
		Should the Monkees be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Real band or Nsync of the 60's?	(71)
(TMZ.com)		Another classic movie is on the road to remake ruin	(38)
		Shatner on new art exhibit centered around him, "Every artist has their muse. Leonardo was inspired by the ceiling in the great chapel. Michelangelo found his art in the Italian marble."	(24)
		When the question is asked "Who has the best legs in show business?" you know The Sun is there with a slideshow (SFW)	(36)
		X-E looks back at five totally obscure '80s toys. The kind of stuff you got for Christmas from distant aunts who never got your name right	(23)

(Some Guy)		Bad news: Aston Kutcher to star in new movie. Good news: That's all he's doing now	(10)
		Soon there will a comic-book movie every week: "The Avengers" coming to big-screen	(35)
		"Sopranos" finale Sunday night was the 2nd highest rated show on all prime-time TV, beating all programming on broadcast networks except	(56)
		Judge thinks drunkenly eating a hamburger off the floor while your daughter begs you to get help is just fine parenting behavior, thank you very much	(23)
		In honor of Father’s Day, here’s an interview with Andy Griffith. w/pic that would make your Grandmother swoon	(17)
		Interview with Seth Green on "Robot Chicken" Star Wars parody. Little know fact: a youthful Seth played an Ewok	(44)
(Some Guy)		Emma Watson is on the lookout for a bi boyfriend	(119)
(People Magazine)		The latest Hollywood addiction? Adoption. Won't someone think about those poor foreign children doomed to spend a life of wealth and luxury?	(25)
(People Magazine)		On next season's "Dancing with the Stars"... Al Pacino?	(30)
		Cloris Leachman wants to fight Mel Brooks over being snubbed for "Young Frankenstein" musical	(35)
(Orlando Sentinel)		Lou Pearlman, the asshat responsible for NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, arrested in Guam for bank fraud, noise pollution	(25)
		Remember how that ending on The Sopranos was open-ended and ambiguous and you were supposed to fill in the blanks yourself? Yeah, not so much	(89)
(Some Guy)		British comic complains: "My home is full of sexual weirdos." Submitter feels his pain	(9)
(Some Guy)		2007 could be the first year that a white musician wins a Black Entertainment Television Award	(31)
(Some Guy)		Pics from opening night of the latest tour by Rush, the only band in the world with rotisserie chicken roasters onstage. (pic 3)	(70)
		After getting Don Imus fired for using racial epithets, NAACP questions the fairness of firing Isaiah Washington for using anti-gay epithets	(67)

		Projectionist gets fired for panning Fantastic Four 2 on Aint it Cool. It's not about free speech, it's about that awful 1995 web design	(48)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard is writing a book, Chapter One: The Skank	(15)
(Some Guy)		Matt McConaughey and Woody Harrelson enjoy a marijuana cigarette while on break from filming. Yeah, it's tough work pretending to be someone else and banging on bongos all day	(43)
		Britney Spears asks fans to name her new album. But we can help, too	(367)
		Nancy Drew in.... The Mystery of the Movie That Totally Sucked	(28)
(If It's Movies)		Check out Batman's new suit in "The Dark Knight" -- What's the best part? No nipples	(53)
		Dan Aykroyd gives his name to a Canadian winery, but is the world ready for a 'Super Bass-O-Matic '76' merlot?	(21)
(CHUD)		Marvel Studios president on new "Incredible Hulk" movie: "[It] will be different from the first one because this one will be good"	(68)
		Kelly Clarkson's summer tour has been cancelled. Clarkson not sure why people are tired of paying for a concert to hear her one song	(34)
		Legislators propose bill that aims to curb indecent TV programs, and they’re doing it "for the children"	(52)
		Dan Fielding to join Crane Poole & Schmidt	(23)
(Some Guy)		Cletus Federline and Breedy McSexpony deny they are having more offspring. World breathes sigh of relief	(23)
		Britney Spears is giving her fans the chance to name her comeback album, but she wants it named after Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, Brit's real serious about that comeback	(87)
		Angelina Jolie makes film about freedom of the press, then bans Fox News from the premiere. She also banned the Ironic tag, so Asinine is filling in	(394)
(General Tire)		What would you rather have, a Mustang or a Gibson? (sponsored link)	(90)
		Jessica Alba wants to have one-night stands because she loves to experiment with sex. The Sun is there, along with an endless line of guys	(103)
(nola.com)		Country singer Sammy Kershaw announces candidacy for lieutenant governor of Louisiana	(23)
		Joss Stone ponders switching teams (with great pic)	(69)
		Last glimpse of a legend	(51)
		In the wake of "The Sopranos," "Lost" writers say they understand what their fans want and have a will to live	(42)
		"It says something positive and inspiring about the state of television that in every crowd of savvy viewers there's a pack of 'Rescue Me' loyalists"	(29)
		Jessica Alba voted the world’s sexiest film superhero. Official Christian Bale Man-Crush Club inconsolable	(61)
(Editor & Publisher)		Top-secret Eric Clapton concert planned for late July at the Belle Haven Club in New Greenwich, Connecticut. No public announcement pre-event is permitted. All right	(21)
		Britain's best loved painter claims the iPod has destroyed art and makes people dress badly. It is evil and it must be stopped, right after this Madonna song	(18)
		"Pirates of the Caribbean 3" hits the $500-million mark, surpassing the amount spent by Keith Richards for drugs	(24)
		Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver threatened with firebombing by Cornish Liberation Front, who apparently don't like what he's done to pasties any more than the rest of us like what he's done to food	(25)

		Pointless, sensational news isn't new... 20 years after she was a news-entertainment celeb in a well, Baby Jessica talks about her life. With pic goodness	(57)
		Paul McCartney plays "secret" free concert in NYC. The Smoking Gun was probably there	(15)
		People on line to visit Paris in jail, complain about special treatment, when her parents skip the line. Look here, I'm playing the worlds smallest violin for you	(49)
(VH1)		John Cusack doesn't really remember 'Better Off Dead'. TWO DOLLARS	(63)
(People Magazine)		Jake Gyllenhaal eyeing Broadway debut. Submitter eyeing his sister	(36)
		Jennifer Aniston to produce, star in women-in-prison flick	(44)
(People)		Matthew McBongos named People Bachelor of the Year. Man with body and brains gets second place	(33)
(Some Patriot Armor)		"Colbert fell in love with it. He wore it around the office for half a day"	(35)
		Joshua Jackson now tapped as the latest actor to ruin "Fletch"	(50)
		"'Boston Legal' is the unsung hero of U.S. television"	(48)
		No job, limited brain power, but the most powerful sperm on the planet: Kevin Federline knocks up his previous baby-mommy	(67)
(Syfyportal)		Trekkies channel lonely Khan-like rage after huge Canadian sci-fi convention abandons "Star Trek" name after two decades	(14)
(Some Guy)		Silver Surfer returns to "Fantastic Four" comics just in time for new movie. Never mind that there's only about Fantastic Two left around those parts	(42)
		O. J. Simpson is outraged at media's treatment of Paris Hilton	(47)
		Top 10 cheesiest video game commercials ever. Bonus: Phil Hartman goes nuts over Ice Hockey and almost kisses a guy	(25)
		French Canadians angry at Hollywood because movies are being dubbed in French in France - and they cannot understand it. Weird tag surrenders	(202)
(Shanghaiist)		Chinese trim Fat from Pirates of the Caribbean 3	(23)
		5 minutes of TV end-credit logos. Nostalgia blast in 3... 2... 1...	(49)
		"Frankie", the redhead chick with the piercings from "The Real World; San Diego" dies at 25. You may post "Who?" to the right	(78)

(TMZ)		Cost of keeping an inmate locked up at L.A. County jail, per day: $99.64. Cost of keeping Paris Hilton locked up at L.A. County jail, per day: $1,109.78. Cost of Paris Hilton doing house arrest, per day: $0.00	(273)
(411Mania)		It's not just rednecks calling up the po-lice department about Vince McMahon's "death" - company heads WWE works with have called their offices to express their condolences	(30)
(TV Guide)		Uh-oh. The writers of "Lost", "Heroes" and other shows think "The Sopranos" finale was just peachy	(64)
(CHUD)		The day after the finale of M*A*S*H, you could talk to everybody about what happened... now you go to the office and mention last night’s kick-ass show only to be met with, "Hey, I haven’t seen it yet"	(39)
		"Get these motherfarking sequels off my motherfarking schedule." Sam Jackson to star in "Long Kiss Goodnight 2."	(32)
		Drew Barrymore to voice spoiled chihuahua in new Disney movie. Because when you think Drew Barrymore, you think "puppies." (Well, flapjacks, actually)	(56)
(A Socialite's Life)		Actress Anne Heche, who was once gay, then straight, then from the planet Woo-Woo, may now be gay again	(43)
(Axiomsun)		Odd-looking man looks like he's going to probably make a fool of himself auditioning for Britain's Got Talent, ends up sounding like the next Luciano Pavarotti instead	(166)
		Contestant in the UK-version of "The Apprentice" is fired. Bonus: From her real job	(6)
		Gene Simmons wants "stoned" fans to stop giving him business ideas. Do you really think a guy who came up with KISS Coffins and KISS Condoms needs help in the business ideas department?	(45)
		David Chase gives lone interview about the Sopranos finale to local Jersey paper from secret location in -- of course -- France	(266)
(Some Guy)		You just can't trust pirates anymore	(21)
(Some CHUD)		Exclusive interview with Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime. Your dog wants to transform and roll out	(16)
(Some Guy)		Vince McMahon dies in a fire	(164)
(Metadish)		Jessica Alba pulls down her bikini, shows off her ass*ets (Not Safe for Work)	(12)
(Monsters y Critics)		Now that "Sopranos" fans have had a day to think about it.. This article really nails the genius of the final episode	(95)

		Polygamists give "Big Love" mixed reviews, three wives	(16)
		Paris Hilton says she'll no longer "act dumb." Still plans to act like a stupid, spoiled whore	(48)
(Some Guy)		Dear atheists: Don't worry--Chuck Norris is not going to be elected president and tattoo "In God We Trust" on your foreheads. No one would be dumb enough to elect an actor for president, right?	(51)
		Mel Brooks and Buck Henry writing jokes for "Get Smart"	(26)
		Don't stop believin': NBA Finals Game 2 ratings got whacked, most likely due to "Sopranos" finale. Phil Leotardo was crushed, absolutely crushed, when he got the news	(51)
(Star Magazine)		Clearly, the worst possible choice to replace Rosie O'Donnell would be another annoying Hollywood windbag, such as, say, Whoopi Goldberg. Surely ABC wouldn't do that, right?	(39)
(Some Sith)		Columnist who named his son "Anakin" writes an article in defense of the prequel trilogy	(43)
(Some Wild And Crazy Guy)		Steve Martin, feeling he hasn't done enough to completely demolish his reputation, will return for "Pink Panther 2"	(53)
(Some Guy)		Justin Timberlake thinks that sex scenes are the worst part of acting	(29)
(TV Squad)		If you'd like to get involved in a show that has a creator who doesn't enjoy pissing off fans, watch "Rescue Me"	(86)
		K-Fed begged off costarring with Keanu Reeves and Forest Whittaker in new Hollywood thriller, saying he was just too busy making the fries	(19)
(Some Guy)		Producer Ron Moore to follow up "Battlestar Galactica" with a sequel to Will Smith's "I, Robot"	(49)
		Top 10 best co-op video games. Dude, I am so totally gonna press "Start" and steal one of your lives when you aren't looking	(148)
		Ryan blames Simon for "American Idol" sucking. Someone's getting a spanking	(24)
(People's Daily)		Scientific survey reveals Britain lacks good jokes. Current humour is mean and "predominantly racist, homophobic, mother-in-law and cannibal-fixated"	(33)
(Some Guy)		"Stargate SG-1" takes subtle jab at Sci-Fi Channel for cancelling it	(49)
		Songwriter Jimmy Webb was sheepish about playing "MacArthur Park" for Richard Harris, a "symphony" he wrote after his break-up with Linda Ronstadt's cousin. And now you know the rest of the story	(24)