Eric Idle on oratorios and Ontario (well Toronto, really)	(2)
(Some Guy)		Svedka vodka has pulled out of sponsoring Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday	(26)
(Perez Hilton)		Anna Kournikova is available	(39)
(Some Guy)		British singer, who has apparently never been exposed to the body of work that is Coldplay's, accuses Simon Cowell of "ruining music"	(41)
		Real man of genius invents service that lets you buy a friend a beer over the internet	(13)
(Daily News)		After years of rivalry, Bugs Bunny decides to help Tasmanian Devil	(8)
		Charlie Sheen may back out of 9-11 moonbat film	(53)
(Daily Mirror)		Catherine Tate is very bovvered about not winning a BAFTA, claiming they are unfair. Grumpy farker	(17)
		Miss Kazakhstan wants the world to know that the movie "Borat" is just a joke, and that her country is preparing its own movie to show the nation's positive side, also that her vahzin does not hang like sleeve of wizard	(26)
(IDLYTW)		Video of Lindsay Lohan right after crashing her Mercedes running and screaming for help (with video of the crash) NSFW ads	(70)

(EON)		Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when her Mercedes struck a curb. Wow who saw this coming?	(43)
		U.S. Attorney in Indianapolis running a rap contest. BONUS: Entries accepted at Boner Community Center	(5)
(Egotastic)		Olivia Munn as Princess Leia in the gold slave bikini outfit. If you need me, I'll be in my bunk	(12)
		Some writer at CNN really, really, really likes Mo Rocca	(33)
		Peter Griffin 1. Carol Burnett 0	(33)
		Game over as "Red vs. Blue" comes to an end	(30)
		Ocean's 13 actors really care about Darfur, and this has nothing to do with their publicity tour to promote Ocean's 13	(13)
(LA City Beat)		Contrary to recent rumours, TODAY is the 25TH anniversary of the best sci-fi flick ever. Suck it, Wookies	(33)
		John Wayne would have been 100 today. Pay tribute to the Duke that doesn't suck	(67)
		Blackadder's Stephen Fry calls reality TV a "squalid and dreadful" format that he "loathed and despised"	(34)
		Nancy Grace gets owned by woman in the control room	(36)
(starpolice)		Mini Britney Spears Meets Britney	(26)

		Meet the real pirate Jack Sparrow: "He would have eaten Johnny Depp for breakfast and spat out his bones into the deep blue sea"	(18)
(Mother Time)		Bob Dylan Turns 66. So I made you this present: Dylan photographs by Annie Leibovitz, a photo slideshow, Kennedy Awards documentary, and the video of Dylan and Joan Baez singing "Blowing in The Wind."	(15)
(Some Guy)		Jessica Simpson was inspired by Michelangelo. Empathizes with the plight of the Ninja Turtles. Raphael reportedly still bitter	(8)
		Dita Von Teese stays out of the sun while at Cannes to keep her porcelain skin, rickets	(48)
		Rosie O'Done	(388)
(Some Guy)		"Control", the biopic about Joy Division's tragic hero Ian Curtis, wins prestigious honor at Cannes Film Festival. RIP Ian	(32)
(Some Guy)		When you've had a baby within the last few years, your abs are not supposed to look like this (w/ pics)	(46)
		Gene Simmons says his kids are better than Sharon Osbourne's kids because his kids don't do drugs. Hilarity ensues when Sharon responds in an interview with Blender magazine	(62)
		Croc Hunter's daughter launches her own TV show titled "Ima kill me some got-dam stingrays"	(28)
		No new Star Wars movie is in the works. In other news, they also aren't making a prequel to Jaws	(16)
		More evidence that the real Paul McCartney died in 1966	(19)
		Anne Heche accuses her ex-husband of playing poker, watching porn. If you can imagine such a thing	(29)
(Tech Digest)		Wii's first online game, Mario Strikers Charged Football, is "a triumph". Quick match-ups, no lag when playing, and a neat rankings system. Oh, and thankfully no offside rule	(28)
		A Star Wars virgin's tale of losing it: "I'm also hoping to learn more about this Obby One Kanobby fellow, not least how to spell his name."	(24)
(Post-Gazette)		Puppets are not goth. Puppets are not punk. Puppets are emo	(29)
		Hollywood is so out of ideas they're going to make a movie about a game that has absolutely no plot	(34)
		I'll Sleep When I'm Dead. The Warren Zevon biography, warts and all	(34)
		Sidekick Artie Lange stuns Howard Stern by announcing he's leaving show in futile attempt to stay alive	(62)
(Some Guy)		Your guide to the most overrated Indie/Underground/Art filmmakers of all time (NSFW language)	(29)
(CHUD)		How "Lost" spanked "Heroes"	(132)
		Top 25 television moments of the past 25 years	(86)

		30 years ago today, the greatest sci-fi film ever was released. Suck it, Trekkies	(542)
		Paul McCartney releases new video on YouTube. Beatle hating begins to the right	(51)
(some bored chick)		Mary Kate Olsen (a.k.a. Skeletor) will be appearing on Showtime's comedy series "Weeds"	(28)
(RadarOnline)		Gene Simmons opens wide on Iraq, racial profiling, and Hollywood idiots	(230)
		Hip-hop violinist injured in car crash. In other news, there are hip-hop violinists	(26)
		'American Idol' is popular, at least according to Google's new 'Hot Trends,' which has idolarity in 11 of its top 16 top picks this morning	(21)
(mediatakeout)		Whitney Houston has found a new guy to knock her around	(16)
		With nothing more important to devote space to, Newsweek ponders whether American Idol is "aging well", speculates about its impact on the 2008 presidential race. It's not news, it's MSNBC	(12)
(Some Guy)		Pantyless Lindsay Lohan goes beserk in NYC hotel, gets brought down with tranquilizer dart loaded with demerol and released back into the wild	(68)
		Angelina Jolie to play Daniel Pearl's widow. Tries to adopt Ann Curry during interview	(18)
		STAR WARS fans will sense a disturbance in the force amid rampant rumours that a new movie set before the prequels is to be announced in LA tomorrow	(329)
(StarStalker)		Pamela Anderson has come clean about her tape to her 11 and 9 year old sons	(43)

(Zap2It)		CBS to re-air Bob Barker's final 'The Price is Right' episode during prime-time	(30)
		Johnny Depp "wants to eat" his co-star. Who doesn't? She may be skin and bones, but she's smoki... oh wait, he means the squid guy	(24)
(Some Guy)		For those of you who care, here's the American Idol Finale thread	(106)
(zap2it)		Mike Myers to star in remake of "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty." Older farkers would prefer a remake of "The Court Jester" if only for the "flagon with the dragon" bit	(29)
		J.K. Rowling to give midnight reading of new Potter book. Harry to die at approximately 12:45 PM	(35)
		For Canadian Farkers over 35, Uncle Bobby has died	(36)
(Some Guy)		A day after being photographed carrying the Bible around, Paris Hilton seen shopping at a Buddhist store. Odds currently at 3/2 she'll be wearing a yarmulke by Friday	(31)
(Some Guy)		Bambi Woods, star of "Debbie Does Dallas," resurfaces after 20 years to give interview	(33)
		Statuette of Spider-Man's girlfriend washing clothes while sporting cleavage and pink thong causes uproar	(76)
		In honor of tonight's season finale, here's a defense of "Lost" as tantric television	(160)
		Sony announces that they may sell 80-gig Playstation 3 in the U.S. If they're lucky, they might even sell two of them	(43)
		Louis C. K. rips Baba Wawa a new one. Is also afraid he may wind up craving duck vaginas	(16)
		Marvel about to kill off Cable of the "X-Men." Fans of poorly-defined, badly-drawn, "dark and edgy" anti-heroes of the Nineties too ashamed to admit they care	(76)
(People Magazine)		Singer Ciara says dating is tough. Just think how much harder it would be if you weren't young, beautiful and rich. It'd be just like what the rest of us have to deal with	(30)
		Trying to catch up to Larry King, Tom Arnold divorces another wife	(2)
		I-Mockery looks at "The Gong Show," Menudo, "Kojak" and other things that should've never been made into trading-card sets	(46)
		And the Dancing with the Stars winner is...	(29)
		Using cockney slang to call something "queer" on British TV will get you in trouble. Coming right out and calling it "gay"? Well that's just calvin, mate	(108)
		There's no need to fear, the "Underdog" trailer is here	(29)
(Some Guy)		Top 30 movie mistakes, with pictures	(77)

		Jessica Alba says she hates to hear "no." Like that's ever happened	(34)
		"Shrek 2" in five seconds	(24)
(TMZ)		Sanjaya Malakar: Terribly untalented pop wannabe or installation art project?	(17)
(Some Guy)		"Addams Family" becomes a Broadway musical. Altogether ooky *snap* *snap*	(15)
(Some Guy)		For many people, having your CD skip while you are lip syncing to it in concert would be the beginning of the end. For Britney Spears let's hope it is the conclusion of the end	(37)
(Some Guy)		Katie Holmes is mad at pornstar Katee Holmes	(21)
		Critics at the Cannes Film Festival say the new Coen Brothers movie, "No Country for Old Men," is a return to form after the trainwrecks that were their last two movies	(36)
		The Hoff gets visitation rights back after drunken cheeseburger-eating incident. Bonus: Pic of the Hoff with his hot daughters	(157)
		"Lost" game for iPod released on iTunes. Lets you control your favorite characters as you explore the mysterious island in search of a plot and meaningful dialogue	(22)
(People)		For those of you keeping score at home, John Mayer's on-again/off-again relationship with Jessica Simpson's boobs is now on-again	(16)
		Plans for new "Big Brother" house revealed. Sadly, the house does not contain a nuclear waste dump	(4)
		Tonight on Fox, someone makes the life-changing leap from obscurity to irrelevance	(151)
(Some Guy)		Britney causes delay at airport because plane seats didn't match her skin	(49)
		Celebrity chef Marco Pierre White demonstrates his latest flaming Sambuca kitchen trick to Mario, Bourdain and others. Burning booze on shirt, hand-stabbing with broken wineglasses, and bucket ensue	(10)
(Herald)		Rehab worked as well on Britney Spears as it did on Lindsay Lohan. Buy Grey Goose stock and Colombian cocaine equities	(10)
		Paris Hilton sighted carrying a Bible. Oddly, it didn't make her hands burn with fire and emit the sulfurous fumes of her hellish origin	(39)
		Pam Anderson, on her famous swimsuit: "I still put it on a lot, and run around in slow motion. Then I jump out of the shower and rescue whatever man is with me at the time"	(15)
		Amy Fisher upset that Joey Buttafuoco is spending time with his wife. What could possibly go wrong and, even more important, why is this news?	(18)
		Paula Abdul passes out on her face, breaks nose. I mean, uh, she tripped over her chihuahua. Yeah, that's the ticket	(127)
		Driving the final nail into the coffin that was his career, Hilton and Timberlake to duet?	(28)
(Some Guy)		Oprah is shocked -- *SHOCKED* -- that her father is writing a tell-all book about her	(22)
(Hip Hop Galaxy)		Christian group urges 50 Cent not to release his new CD. 50 Cent to deeply consider decision to deny himself millions before well thought out response	(24)
(Statesman)		"The Office" actors get misty eyed at real Scranton papermill, news that they're still not as funny as the British version	(68)
(Film Fodder)		CBS execs thinking of way to tell angry "Jericho" fans how the story would have ended, apparently unaware that the best method is called "season two"	(35)
(Some Guy)		Robert Rodriguez hired to direct "Barbarella." Evil snappy dolls to cut brastraps and serious blood this time	(16)
(Daily News)		Anthony Michael Hall signs onto new "Batman" flick. Chet demands to know what the hell is going on around here	(66)

(NBC)		ATTENTION: Don't forget to set your Tivos and DVRs, tonight is the season finale of "Heroes". Hero tag cuts open PSA tag's head and eats its pixels	(292)
		Hands-on preview of Madden 2008 for the PS3. In short, get ready to have your face blown off	(73)
(Some Webhead)		Spiderman 3: the Charles Barkley review	(18)
(TV Squad)		Along with the plethora of other things "24" is apparently against, one guy is saying "24" is "anti-family"	(31)
(If It's Movies)		Indiana Jones will fight Russians and aliens -- yup, aliens -- in "Indiana Jones IV"	(46)
		Actor Danny Glover gets $18 million from noted movie producer and free-speech hater Hugo Chavez to make movie about slave revolt in Haiti	(28)
		Apparently that green color Shrek has comes from being completely stuffed with cash	(14)
(Indiana Gazette)		Combine Rich Little, Bing Crosby's widow, the ghost of Jimmy Stewart, and a senile reporter, and you get this, possibly the worst entertainment column ever written	(16)
(People Magazine)		Keira Knightley says she wishes she could put on weight in the right places. Submitter offers to take her to Ryan's to "help"	(56)
		Obi Wan Kenobi has got his knickers in a twist over claims he bought Aussie underwear designed to flatter a man's figure	(26)
		Fats Domino returns to the stage for the first time since losing everything in Hurricane Katrina, playing for a sold-out crowd in a New Orleans nightclub	(22)
		Britain will issue Harry Potter stamps, allowing legions of creepy guys to finally lick Hermione Granger's rear end	(133)
		There's only one thing that terrifies the 71-year-old actor who plays Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies: “Female stalkers" (pic)	(21)
		Former Creed "singer" Scott Stapp arrested on domestic violence charges, held without bond. Thank you, Florida	(150)
		Spoiler-filled recap of last night's episode of "The Sopranos" (spoilers in thread, too). Get the mop	(32)
		New Zealand town honors British comdian John Cleese by naming a mountain (of rubbish) after him. With pic of official sign	(6)
		The 10 most exciting TV shows to look forward to getting cancelled this fall	(31)
		Eric Idle considering "suing the asses off" makers of "Shrek III" because they stole his gag about making horse hoofbeats using two hollow coconuts	(62)
		The last 10 seconds of every "Star Trek: TNG" Season One episode. You may detect a slight pattern	(49)