Christina Ricci. Stripper pole. Nude. Why haven't you clicked yet?	(28)
		For those of you looking for an exciting career move, Brad Pitt is looking for a butt double for his next movie	(13)
		Lindsay Lohan celebrates Paris Hilton's jail sentence by snorting coke again and bragging about sleeping with men such as James Blunt	(23)
(Some Guy)		'24' will change its formula next season; Jack Bauer does not want to work more than a day a year	(48)
(Some Guy)		No one wants to pay $8 to watch "Stone Cold" Steve Austin at the theatre, so no the WWE will focus on "direct to DVD" suckage instead	(20)
(Some Guy)		Parents upset with elementary school teacher after she takes a month off to care for her sick aunt. Wait, no, scratch that, she took a month off to be in "The Bachelor"	(9)
(Some Guy)		Hugh grant found a friend in Drew Barrymore after hooker incident. Oh the Hugh man in need	(8)
		Britney Spears performs strip tease on stage in front of Lindsay Lohan. The Sun wasn't there, dammit	(13)
		Average woman has seen "Dirty Dancing" fifteen times, while average man has seen "Star Wars" twenty times	(55)
		Nickelback singer gets into another fight after someone tells him once again that he isn't Jesus, and only remotely looks like Him	(30)
(Some Guy)		Hulkster's daughter Brooke Hogan is looking pretty hot in her stripper inspired show, just as long as you don't let that little penis of hers distract you	(39)
(bizofshowbiz)		Michael Douglas Returning in 'Wall Street.' Now we can screw everybody while making a fashion statement with suspenders	(13)
(Bumpshack)		Lindsay Lohan busted in bathroom stall by camera-phone video doing coke off her thumb. This is like hearing that the Pope prays daily	(62)
		Even though they're all dead, Elliot Smith, Jeff Buckley, and Nick Drake will all have albums of new material released this year	(32)

		The obvious career progression: Blur, Gorillaz..a Chinese opera?	(14)
(Some Guy)		ABC to announce end date for "Lost" in next few days; also prepares fans for "massive, mind-blowing, cast-related 'game-changer'"	(35)
(Some Guy)		Kim Basinger is celebrating after reportedly winning the latest fight in her custody battle with ex-husband Alec Baldwin	(12)
		Large crowds expected at Ho's memorial	(11)
(Some Guy)		The conductor of the Turan Alem Kazakhstan Philharmonic Orchestra has commissioned Erin Cohen, Sasha Baron Cohen's brother, to write a new classical piece for an upcoming London concert	(6)
(Some Jeep)		Well, blow me down Popeye cartoons officially coming to DVD. Wimpy's Amazon preorder expected on Tuesday	(14)
		Marilyn Manson confesses that he was close to suicide. Wow, I guess that he isn't faking the wimpy goth thing	(40)
		Brad Pitt refuses to bare his bottom in new film. No butts about it	(12)
		Jada Pinkett Smith says about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes marriage,"Tom don't run nothin' in that house. It's Katie's world"	(22)
		Piece by Sacha Baron Cohen's brother Erran will have a piece he composed premiered by an orchestra from Kazhakstan. You submitted a headline about how they'd make sexy time together, but that's so played out	(9)

(Some Guy)		Paris to stay in the California Hilton for 45 days	(405)
		Former hairdresser turned Hollywood producer Jon Peters gets served with a supoena from his ex-wife when he shows up for the unveiling of his star	(49)
		4 out of 5 Spice Girls seen at the same location planning reunion. Isn’t this why we put missiles on the Predator?......with pics	(27)
(Some Guy)		J. J. Abrams, Jada Pinkett Smith, and CEO of Yahoo all swear Katie Holmes doesn't need Tom to be crazy	(9)
		The Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco soap opera takes another twist	(17)
		Imus' lawyer says producers could have bleeped out "nappy-headed ho's" because of the tape delay, but then it just wouldn't have been as funny	(123)
		Britney Spears is furious, FURIOUS her boobies were leaked on the internet. I mean, JUST when she's making a comeback, her boobies MAGICALLY appear all over the internet and give her...publicity	(59)
		Star Wars: The Robot Chicken Edition	(26)
(eCanadaNow)		Sacha Baron Cohen is set to play Freddie Mercury in a movie about the Queen singer’s life	(43)
(Molly Good)		Kelly Clarkson scraps latest album after label CEO criticizes it, tells her stop recording at Old Country Buffet (pics)	(73)
(TV Guide)		Update on why "Gilmore Girls" was cancelled. Apparently the truckload of money offered to the two main hotties was not big enough	(30)
(Some Guy)		Pamela Anderson, like the rest of us, wants Scarlett Johansson to pose nude in Playboy	(35)
		David Hassellhoff drunk and eating a burger.The Sun is there with video goodness	(592)
		Simon Cowell's 20 most vicious American Idol put-downs. Only 20?	(23)
(Some Guy)		Makeup test for the Joker in new Batman movie?	(28)
		EBay pranksters run bidding on the "General Lee" Dodge Charger up to $6.7 mil It's not like they were smuggling moonshine past the local authorities	(4)
		U2 named the band who wrote the suckiest lyrics of all time, narrowly edging out Oasis and Duran Duran	(80)
		Hardcore badass Lemmy from Motorhead revealed as a soft-hearted bloke who likes to collect toys from Kinder Eggs	(28)
		The film "Babel" is making people in Japan sick. Brad Pitt's acting possible cause	(10)

(EW)		Gallery of "Heroes" stars before they came to series. Oddly the Cheerleader's dad played one of the first gay characters on TV, even before Paul Lynde	(40)
		Sissy. You probably cried at these movies too	(96)
(Great Falls Tribune)		The town of Choteau, Montana gets to see a free concert by Willie Nelson this summer, thanks to an anonymous benefactor whose initials are "David" and "Letterman"	(2)
		Entertainment Weekly names The Matrix as the best science-fiction movie or TV show of the past 25 years........Whoa	(80)
		Pop quiz hotshot - You're a producer for Big Brother and you know one of the contestants has sufferred a miscarriage. What do you do ? What DO you do ?	(17)
(Some Guy)		Lindsay Lohan: "I are serious actress. This are serious movie."	(24)
		Prosecutors want Paris Hilton jailed for 45 days for violating probation. The CDC wants a her declared a bio-hazard and placed under a lifetime quarantine	(101)
(Some Guy)		If you've ever wondered how any human can act like David Hasselhoff without blowing their own brains out, rest assured alcohol is a huge helper	(21)
		"Gilmore Girls" cancelled	(68)
(Some Guy)		Andy Dick caught doing cocaine in front of "stunned patrons" at NYC club (with pic)	(43)
(Some Mother Farker)		New "Die Hard" movie might be released with PG-13 rating. Yippee-ki-yay, mother-daugther	(179)
(i watch stuff)		Hermione's breasts accentuated for the IMAX version of the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" poster. In other news, Chris Hansen and the Dateline NBC crew are on their way to your house	(81)
		The curse of the threequel	(78)
		New music genre forming around Harry Potter movies. With band names like "The Moaning Myrtles" and "Dobbie and the House Elves," dork rock will never die	(22)
		"I saw Ricki Lake naked — and liked it"	(37)
		Bette Midler starts two-year gig at Caesar's, joining Barry Manilow, Prince and Elton John in Vegas. Hero tag because she replaced Celine Dion	(18)
(Some Guy)		Lisa Bonet has a new man, now she just needs a sandwich	(28)
		Lindsay Lohan got herself a tattoo. And it is the one we expected	(69)
(Jim Hill Media)		Three years and three bosses after acquiring Jim Henson Studios, Disney has absolutely no idea how to revive "The Muppets"	(50)
		Ashlee Simpson: "I'm in a stronger place now." America: "Get naked, please"	(39)
(Some Guy)		Someone may have video footage of Lindsay Lohan doing something that may shock her three fans. Reading silently and bathing daily top speculative list	(5)
		Meet the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsors: Exclusive inbred billionaires since 1687	(27)
(The other Brad Pitt)		Grandfather of three mistaken for Brad Pitt	(29)
(NY Daily News)		Jay Leno tries to smooth over feud with George Lopez by pulling him aside at event. Difficulty: it was Paul Rodriguez instead. "He's either getting Alzheimer's or he's gone so Hollywood he doesn't remember his friends"	(20)
(WWTDD)		Lord Xenu, we have a problem	(14)
		Ashlee Simpson completes transformation from mildly fappable to totally hittable	(48)
		You Jane, me dead. Movie star who played Tarzan goes to the great jungle in the sky	(12)
(Superhero hype)		Entertainment Weekly gives first look at the Iron Man mark III	(8)
(Malibu Times)		Panic grips Malibu as Sally Field's gardener bitten by baby rattlesnake. Frank Zappa unavailable for comment. Pure photo goodness	(11)
(Alternet)		Center for Blindingly Obvious Media Studies finds that as the number of demeaning images of women increase, so do ratings	(13)
(Some Guy)		Study finds that every 6.8 seconds, Bill O'Reilly calls someone derogatory name. Yes - yeeeessssss - let the hate flow through you. Only then will you discover the true power of the Dark Side	(33)

(teenhollywood.com)		Justin Timberlake was bullied at school. No shait	(20)
(Some Guy)		Scarlett Johansson sings badly. In other news, her Tom Waits cover album is coming along just fine(some possibly Not safe for work ads)	(42)
		Movie industry could break records this summer. It's easy to ignore pleas of "no more sequels" while swimming in your money	(17)
(Some Guy)		10 unanswered questions from the Rocky movies that even Stu Nahan couldn't answer	(35)
		Disney Channel in New Jersey suddenly switches to pr0n, bringing a whole new meaning to "Lady and the Tramp"	(115)
		Bush thanks "American Idol" views for not voting him off show	(90)
(Some Guy)		Fat actress Keira Knightley was left "completely devastated" after being accused of being anorexic	(63)
(Some Guy)		Tommy Lee is buying a luxury Dubai island for ex-wife Pamela Anderson	(18)
		Gillian Anderson on cars, "The X-Files" and pretending to have sex in the middle of a forest	(25)
		Britney Spears puts on a 13 minute bore-a-thon	(46)
		"Ask a Mexican" explains important cultural issues, such as why Mexican TV is so obsessed with dwarfs and transvestites	(111)
(Some Guy)		Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones lose lawsuit over wedding photos	(13)
		Japan says watching Hollywood film "Babel" making viewers feel ill, having never seen a film from Hollywood before	(22)
		Rod Stewart cancels concert due to illness. Area hospitals' stomach pumps on stand-by	(34)
(Cinematical)		Don Bluth INSERT DOLLAR TO CONTINUE seriously considering INSERT DOLLAR TO CONTINUE a new "Dragon's INSERT DOLLAR TO CONTINUE Lair" movie	(36)
		Bruce Willis complains about Hollywood tramps in no panties, wants you to get off his lawn	(8)
		Keira Knightley says she's tired of being famous, plans to quit making movies	(29)
		A sneak peek at the Optimus Prime figure to be released in June	(83)
(IDLYITW)		Lindsay Lohan says the constant paparazzi attention is costing her an Oscar	(27)

(Some Guy)		The ever-so-nimble Kathy Griffin absolutely bites it while exiting a limo in London. With photo goodness	(34)
		Goodnight, clueless everyman. Tom Poston, star of "Mork & Mindy" and "Newhart", dies at 85	(157)
(Some Guy)		When a noticeably less-anorexic Kate Bosworth wears a bikini, we're all winners (with pics)	(40)
(Some Guy)		Jessica Simpson wears a bedspread, fluffs her pillows	(31)
		Johnny Carson's saxophonist dead at 78. For you kids, Johnny Carson was a legendary late night talk-show host and a saxophone is what people used to use to make music before synthesizers and drum machines	(97)
		Rosie O'Donnell to announce new TV plans soon. Subby hopes to set record for least-clicked submission	(25)
(Some Guy)		Helena Bonham Carter has banned her son from becoming an actor. Which means he'll most likely become an actor	(13)
(Some Guy)		Ellen to interview Lindsay Lohan while lying in bed. I have mixed feelings about this	(15)
(1UP)		Fool me once, shame on me. Let Uwe Boll make another "Bloodrayne" movie, shame on you	(34)
		Simon Cowell realized Brandy has no business being host of a show called "America's Got Talent," so she's been replaced. By Sharon Osbourne. Ouch	(15)
(Some Guy)		Chloe Sevigny "loved" taking hallucinogenic drug, but was too scared to take cocaine. Not too scared to perform fellatio on film, though	(26)
(Some Guy)		Kiefer Sutherland fears he's getting too old for his hit show, "24." Almost as old the plotline	(52)
(Hot Air)		Actor and next president Fred Thompson enjoyed getting a lot of trim when he was single	(54)
		Boy George arrested on ass-ault charge	(11)
(Some Guy)		Christina Ricci paraded around naked on the set of her new film	(37)
		Kylie Minogue to feature in tribute to Princess Diana along with Take That & Kanye West. Hopefully they'll all be in the same car	(22)
		Kayne West's mother says she knew her son would grow up to be a good fapper	(10)

		For $36 a year, you too can join Maaaaaat Daaaamon in saving the planet	(26)
(Some Guy)		Thomas Haden Church is to wed former porn star Mia Zittoli. Apparently getting Sandman in her vagina doesn't bother her	(29)
(TMZ)		Danny DeVito to unveil his own line of Premium Limoncello. We ALL know who did the product tasting on this baby	(6)
(TMZ)		As part of DUI plea bargain, Tracy Morgan will have to wear an ankle bracelet, learn to read, and not claim to be a Jedi	(17)
		Do you enjoy internet radio? If so, kiss it goodbye. The RIAA kills it on May 15th	(440)
		The View's Elisabeth Hasselback, announces she's about to become even more irrational and emotionally unstable	(30)
(Jamaica Gleaner)		Rachel Ray to be subject of "True Hollywood Story," which will detail her rapid rise to TV fame and subsequent tragic addiction to EVOO	(29)
		TV producer Mark Burnett marries actress Roma Downey after she outwits, outplays and outlasts everyone else he's dated	(5)
(Dickism)		Tera Patrick is suing Jenna Jameson because shes has bigger breasts	(25)
(Orlando Sentinel)		Former "Tonight Show" band member Tommy Newsom dies. RIP, Mr. Excitement	(14)
		Courtney Love to sell off Kurt Cobain's remaining possesions. Since he was the only reason she ever became famous this hopefully means we'll never have to hear about her ever again	(50)
(Some Guy)		Christina Applegate still alive, wearing a bikini. Career is an entirely different story (with pics)	(46)
		Hong Kong film producers may be forced to make their movies boring and dull to gain release on the mainland of China	(6)
(Some Guy)		Bruce Willis is disgusted by young stars who flash their 'naked vaginas'	(27)
		Lindsay Lohan hopes paparazzi never get bored with her	(15)
		Britney comeback concert cancelled, soon to employ KISS as opening act	(14)
(Some Guy)		When whores collide	(20)
		Meet the new fat loudmouth for The View. Same as the old fat loudmouth	(43)
(Some Guy)		Kumar honored for services to Indian Film Industry. Harold unavailable for comment	(11)
		One of the sugababes arrested for assault. No not that one, no not that one either	(27)
(Some Guy)		Caption Travolta	(91)
		Porn star Savanna Samson will stop by public radio this week to discuss her love of Wagnerian opera, Schweddy Balls	(11)
		Male escort says he was kidnapped, handcuffed to a hook by Boy George. Wow, who saw this coming?	(10)
(Some Guy)		Danny Boyle comes to Bollywood for his next project, Slumdog Millionaire	(6)
(Some Guy)		The best sci-fi anthology show since "Twilight Zone" is sitting on a shelf somewhere because ABC doesn't know what to do with it	(63)
		If dining out with Rush Limbaugh, maintain a safe distance from his knife and fork at all times	(54)
		Vietnam releases hundreds of prisoners to mark Reunification Day. Fortunately Gary Glitter wasn't one of them	(8)
(Some Guy)		Seth MacFarlane to make a 1 hour Family Guy tribute to Star Wars. It reminds me of that time I got drunk with Lando Calrissian and made that PSA about drunk driving	(41)