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Superman's suit apparently worth just as much as a Munchkin Guard uniform. Who would wear that to bed? |
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The new Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth" rocks your face off |
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Being a Harry Potter villain takes 'proper acting,' subby thought it was an allegiance to Voldemort |
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Gwyneth Paltrow and husband are buying up the whole street they live on |
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Elisbeth Hurley has been disowned by her in-laws because of her behavior |
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"B.C." creator Johnny Hart has died at age 76. Funeral to be conducted by the Wizard of Id |
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The one thing you've always wanted is now within your grasp. A Bon Jovi action figure |
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"Grindhouse" fails to meet box-office expectations in opening weekend, comes in fourth behind an Ice Cube family comedy |
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John Travolta's plane infested with thetans. Still not clear for takeoff |
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Leave it to the NY Post to twist a tame Maria Bartiromo quote about emotional endurance and stamina into calling her "a man-eating tigress in the bedroom" |
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"American Idol" producers blame lower ratings on Daylight Savings Time. Sanjaya reportedly hates sunshine |
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The hottest woman on Earth is available |
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James Gandolfini promises not to whack you if you meet him in public |
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REO Speedwagon reduced to playing Wal-Mart to promote their new album |
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Sir Ben Kingsley has bagged a 34-year old Brazilian hottie (with pic) |
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Trailer for Rob Zombie's "Halloween" now online. William Shatner approves |
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Jackie Chan launches new reality TV show designed to find next action movie star. "If you can incorporate dance with an ability to perform kung fu, that would be better" says Chan to a now-confused crowd |
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Moviegoers expecting to see the PG rated movie "The Last Mimzy" see a naked woman giving birth what appears to be a mutant creature instead |
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Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton are huge stars in Kenya. David Hasselhoff reportedly feeling "slightly stabby" |
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David Caruso's sunglasses threaten to leave CSI: Miami |
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Halle Berry may be a Farker |
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"Days of Our Lives" star dies at 76. Although, they never recovered his body from that frozen river so perhaps he'll come back in a few years, except he'll have lost his memory, thus explaining why he took so long to return |
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Kevin Smith making horror film inspired by Baptist minister Fred Phelps |
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Who was the Sanjaya of the 80s? Here are 10 familiar faces to choose from |
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American Idol fans are mounting an online scheme to ensure that Sanjaya Malakar is voted off the series |
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Hollywood unearths some forgotten dino DNA, prepares to unleash "Jurassic Park IV" |
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Lindsay Lohan is still flashing her bra at anything with a camera, but she's not even bothering to try to make it look like it was accidental anymore |
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What ingredient would you want to see on an episode of Good Eats? |
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Ice Cube: Rapper, actor, certified architect |
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Nerd makes video games. France makes him a Knight. Goodbye finger blisters, hello flesh wound |
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Awesome page o' "Women of Sci-FI" images (sfw) |
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Some people look at Jenna Jameson's ribcage and think she's anorexic; others are too distracted by her boobs to notice |
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Kate Beckinsale wants Queen Latifa's breasts |
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If you're hard-up for a gay marriage ceremony location, Disneyland is here to help |
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Madonna Admits to Cosmetic Surgery |
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Crack journalist reports J-Lo will never be a size zero |
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Cletus Federline II arrested in Oregon. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son |
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Former pro-wrestler turned MMA fighter gets beat up outside bar, Shawn Michaels to sue for gimmick infringement |
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Wachowski Bros. invade Nicole Kidman sci-fi thriller after studio thought original version contained too much talking |
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Some Vegas magician tries to get famous by saying Anna Nicole Smith blew him after he levitated her during one of his shows, then they had lots of "rough sex" afterward |
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Blondie fans are angry that Kirsten Dunst has been cast to play Debbie Harry in a new film |
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Rachael Ray picks up prom tab for students at storm-damaged school -- but blows the Hero tag by taping it for one of her 7000 TV shows |
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Hugh Hefner says he is NOT the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Also mentioned that her anus was unremarkable. Bonus: This is main page news on CNN.com |
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China to launch version of "Idol," promising no "weirdness" |
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Why those more expensive, higher bitrate downloads ITunes is selling now probably won't sound any better than the cheaper, lower bitrate downloads they have now |
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"Vote for the Worst" webmaster confesses that he just really adores Sanjaya. "There's tons of people who don't get that we actually love him" |
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Oasis, The Killers, The Fratellis, Kaiser Chiefs, others to mark 40th anniversary of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band." Bonus: The sessions will be recorded by the same engineer on the original equipment the Beatles used |
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Lindsay Lohan wants to play Princess Diana in a movie about the late royal's life. Sorry Lindsay, it was a car crash, not a train wreck |
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Ousted "Idol" Gina Glockson on whether other contestants hate Sanjaya: "If they're going to badmouth him, they shouldn't do it in front of me" |
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If your favorite sci fi movie isn't on this list, you don't know what you're missing |
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International trailer for "28 Weeks Later" online now |
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Brady Bunch: Where are they now? (w/ pic goodness) |
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Al Gore to open Tribeca Film Festival, box of Twinkies |
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The reviews of "The Reaping" are in: "'The Next Karate Kid' is no longer the embarrassing thing on Hilary Swank's resume." Yep, that'll be in the TV ads |
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To attract men, Scarlett Johansson likes to flirt, be mysterious, possess big boobs |
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George Clooney manipulates the lemonade markets. WTC to investigate. Suck it, libs |
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India wants the world to know that Sanjaya is not their fault. However, they are willing to take credit for his sister |
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Shockingly, the movie about how NBC farked with "Freaks and Geeks" kicks ass too |
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"Officer, you mean urinating on Jennifer Love Hewitt's front lawn is illegal?" |
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Rosie on Bill O'Reilly: "A fattish... man of paralyzing stupidity, a mass of imbecile enthusiasms...." Which leads one to think Rosie must have fun house mirrors in her dressing room |
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Rose McGowan makes out with a mirror in "Grindhouse." In the immortal words of Butthead, I detect masturbatory overtones |
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Feminist art is finally gaining in popularity and critical recognition, even though art which has been commended as being strongly vaginal bothers some men. In fact, the word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina |
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"I knew Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin was a friend of mine -- and you, George Clooney, are no Alec Baldwin" |
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Bobby Brown to the judge: "I only supplied the crack. I'm the victim. Give me the custody of our kid" |
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Britney has selected her next victim |
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Hayden Panettiere of "Heroes" is mistaken for Lindsay Lohan (video) |
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Disney's VP speaking of Keith Richards' recent comments about snorting his dad's ashes: “Keith won’t be doing a lot of publicity for this movie” |
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Pictures of Halle Berry going down on a young Hollywood star |
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Everyone can sleep peacefully now knowing that Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have ended their feud over some talentless asshat both of them used to date |
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Tori Spelling is so thrilled to be reunited with her mother's money |
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"Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" reality star Lauren Conrad sex tape coming to an Internet near you |
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Carmen Electra has same-sex crush on Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba. Funny, I had a dream just like that |
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Chinese TV catches teh ghey. "Makers hope it will increase tolerance in a society where homosexuality is still a taboo." Yeah, that'll work |
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Auditions for Bob Barker's "Price is Right" replacement have included Mario Lopez and George Hamilton. Cue that "boo-boo-ba-dooo" loser theme |
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Pamela Anderson does some Baywatch-style slow motion bikini running. The Sun is there |
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As an outspoken, less-than-attractive lesbian, Rosie O'Donnell is a woman some love to hate. Now she's added a new target to her ass by hinting that 9/11 was an inside job, thus bursting the dyke with a flood of new critics |
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The legal war against Google is growing and will shape the face of broadband media for years to come. But why you think the Nets was born? Porn porn porn. Sorry Katemonster |
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Director of "Christmas Story" and "Porky's" killed in car crash. No word on Red Ryder's involvement |
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Rosanna Arquette hits the beach in a bikini, but the beach refuses to hit her back (with SFW pics) |
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That kinda cute chick whose face you might have seen is divorcing some dude you don't know |
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Paramount passes up chance to make movie based on arcade classic, "Revolution X"; settles for "Area 51" instead |
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Judge orders psych evaluation after country singer claims he "was a test monkey to see if someone could smoke marijuana and play baseball at the same time." Now, there's some song material right there |
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Michelle Rodriguez gets into a lesbian water fight on a Miami beach |
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The end is near for "7th Heaven," the "Family Circus" of network television |
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Paris Hilton is threatening to sue MTV unless they pull a sketch in which *she* parodies her own drunk-driving incident |
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Elvis was a huge Monty Python fan and spent hours doing character impersonations. "Get back here, I'll bite your legs off; and I'll bite right into this sweet peanut-butter and banana sandwich" |
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Shandi Finnessey eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars." Heather Mills still has leg up on remaining competitors |
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Remake of "Logan's Run" coming. Ironically, this is only interesting if you are over 30 |
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Keith Richards never snorted his dad. "I can't believe anyone would take me seriously when I said he was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow" |
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Jon Bon Jovi says "It's My Life," decides that These Days he'd rather build houses for those who are Living on a Prayer than spend all his time falling In and Out of Love |
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Paula Zahn ending her marriage after having affair with another married man, and for some reason those two hawks that nested in her apartment building in 2004 had something to do with it |
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John Travolta made an emergency landing in his private Qantas jet after engine problems -- engine had run out of GREASE |
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Berkeley Breathed planning to kill off Opus. *Ack* |
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New HD trailer for "Die Hard 4.0" is online now |
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Incredible database of comic book covers, great for reminiscing those halcyon days of your youth before your parents threw them all out |
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Halle Berry on getting her Hollywood walk star: "I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels" |
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What do Bill Clinton, David Beckman and James Joyce have in common? No one can finish reading their books |
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FX slates new TV drama starring Glenn Close and Ted Danson, to be sponsored by Metamucil and Get-Off-My-Lawn-You-Damn-Kids brand grass fertilizer |
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Anna Nicole Smith jokes removed from Kathy Griffin's monologue because they are no longer funny. It is unclear what this means for the rest of Kathy Griffin's monologue |
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I snorted my father, says Keith Richards -- and really, who here hasn't? |
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Tara Reid's fat fix |
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Heath Ledger says to expect a very different Joker in the next Batman movie. A gay cowboy Joker |
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Lucy Pinder topless. The busty British tease that everybody thought would stay covered up forever |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Salma Hayek is stunned to find herself a sex symbol in the U.S., because while growing up in Mexico, she was considered "deformed" |
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Since nobody cared, the Sanjaya ("American Idol") hunger-strike chick begins eating again |
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Warren Beatty insists he's the jerk in the Carly Simon song, "You're So Vain" |
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Mandy Moore fractures ankle while wrestling her fat, liberal uncle |
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Richard Gere finds "The Hoax" to be transforming, slightly uncomfortable yet tickly |
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New "X-Files" film is a go. Plot will center around the mystery of finding out why nobody cares about "The X-Files" anymore |
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Kirsten Dunst broke up with her last boyfriend because he wouldn't have sex with her |
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Eva Longoria says she's irritated with the number of serious, dramatic roles she is offered, and wishes she was offered more oppurtunities to play shallow eye candy |
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Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto explains Wii lacks online gaming because he never thought it would be successful |
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Jennifer Lopez kills off her alter ego J. Lo in an effort to make better music, succeeds in producing the first album of hers she's actually willing to listen to in the car. You can't make this stuff up |
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Ben Stiller set to develop animated superhero satire which is destined to become as gut-bustingly hilarious as the last Ben Stiller movie we've already forgotten about |
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Totally uncool 80s music from Dire Straits, Toto and U2 makes comeback, thanks to allegedly cool current bands |
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"American Idol" singers are too similar. Obvious tag cracks like Sanjaya's voice |
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Courtney Love had plastic surgery to make her look more like "natural," with pic that's anything but natural |
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Fergie confesses to past lesbian flings. I guess carpet burns could explain why her face looks like that |
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Violin sells for $3.34 million, no strings attached |
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"Guitar Hero" goes mobile, hits Xbox 360 and forms its own band in the upcoming "Rock Band" |
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KITT -- yes, that KITT -- is now for sale at a Dublin, CA dealership for a mere $149,995 |
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Avril slams Britney and then scurries back to her little rathole before the inevitable pot-kettle comparison |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Jessica Alba even looks hot when she's acting like a blind person (with pics) |
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Christina Ricci had a crappy childhood, got a crappy tattoo to remember it by |
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The country that elected George W. Bush twice is leaning towards Darth Vader as the favorite USPS "Star Wars" stamp |
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The Cure's Robert Smith teams up for collaboration with Ashlee Simpson, tentatively titled "Boys Don't Cry, Girl Can't Sing" |
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Despite scathing reviews and no noticeable sense of humor, Fox News orders 13 more episodes of the "1/2 Hour News Hour" |
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"WKRP in Cincinnati" to arrive on DVD with uncut episodes and all the music intact. If you believe that, then turkeys can fly |
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Cameron Diaz says it's hard to find love. Even when you have scenes where you dance around in your underwear in every single movie you're in |
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Naomi Campbell to launch lingerie label. Teddys will come in colors such as Biatch Slap Red, Prison Garb Orange and Toilet Cleaner Probation Blue |
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Pop star Hilary Duff denies having issues with her body image, but insists there is an intense pressure on her to be thin. Apparently there's no pressure to sing or act well |
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The best and worst movie battle scenes. George Lucas demands a recount |
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"Serenity" has beaten "Star Wars" in a new list of the UK's favourite science-fiction films. The Force is strong with this one |
(83) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Heather Mills taking martial arts lessons. Enter the Leg |
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| (Some Guy) |
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Ricky Gervais finds out that having neighbors sucks |
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For some reason, anti-drug advocates are having a problem with the new Pete Doherty doll that comes complete with crackpipe and syringe accessories. Batteries not included |
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None of the Geico cavemen will be starring in the new sitcom inspired by them. Gee, what a shame |
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Doctor Who smashes Harry Potter in demonstation of who's the real UK hero around this section of the galaxy |
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EMI and Apple to announce historic DRM-free policy for online music sales. Still no cure for the common Coldplay |
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Donald Trump wins WrestleMania "Battle of the Billionaires" match, shaves head of Vince McMahon. It's still real to the submitter, dammit |
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Crazed maniac breaks through Paul McCartney's security, recalling the attacks that saw John Lennon murdered and George Harrison stabbed. Ringo whistles, idly files his nails |
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Interview with the writer of the third-season finale of "Battlestar Galactica" |
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Now you can enjoy the high-octane thrill of pitting your two favorite video-game mascots against each other in such death-defying competitions as curling, figure skating and downhill slalom |
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Eminem will star in remake of "Have Gun - Will Travel." Sadly, this is not an April Fool's joke |
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Brett Ratner's list of movies to destroy: "Rush Hour 3", "X-Men 3", and now "Wolverine" |
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