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Ben Stiller's "Night at the Museum" lands number-one spot at box office yet again, ensuring some movie executive is greenlighting "Zoolander 2" right now |
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From the "lesbian confessions not to masturbate to" department: Kate Winslet wants to french kiss Meryl Streep |
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Actor Ewan McGregor shares anti-aging trick |
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Welcome to 365 Beer, a game where participants try to drink 365 different brews in 365 days. Sign up and track your progress against others |
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Two of the coolest people on the planet talking about Creed, Bono, J-Lo, Madonna, and "Everybody Loves Raymond" |
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K-Fed gets rejected by Lindsay Lohan. You really can't write a headline funnier than that |
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Christina Aguilera demonstrates how to exit a limo without making the world your Gynecologist |
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Painting Angelina Jolie as a virgin may piss off a few people |
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Due to "spiritual confusion and creepy tone", The Killers' "Sam's Town" is not recommended listening for children of parents who get music reviews from James Dobson |
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Both AmEx and Volkswagen use Spinal Tap songs in ads in 2006. It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever |
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David Bowie, 60 years and still sucking strong |
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FBI say they've got a man in custody who tried to Steadman Oprah |
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Even with panties, Doc says Britney Spears has "aged 15 years" since 2005 |
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Kenny Rogers sells off property after demolition leaves the land completely razed. You picked a fine time to leave there, Kenny, four pissed off neighbors and no trees in the field |
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Former Spandau Ballet singer Tony Hadley joining London cast of "Chicago". I know this, much is, true |
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Mariah Carey hitting on teenage boys in Aspen |
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Whatever happened to Mike Myers? Apparently he's been "recharging his creative batteries," thereby depriving us all of "Cat in the Hat 2" |
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007 Daniel Craig would definitely sign up for next Star Trek movie. "It's been a secret ambition of mine for years" |
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Goooooood Moooorning Talibaaaan: Canada launches FM radio station service for Kabul; don't miss the morning traffic car bomb report by wacky Breshna and Lawang |
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The top ten most under-appreciated video games of all time |
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Teri Hatcher has hit the wall |
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"The Sopranos" Meadow, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, will now go nude |
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Paris Hilton says LOST is better than sex |
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Burt Bacharach's disabled daughter, Nikki, commits suicide at age 40 |
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At the end of Star Wars III, Darth Vader & the Emperor are looking at a half-built Death Star. Assuming Luke & Leia are about 1 month old, how can the Death Star be such a novelty when they're about 21? |
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The RIAA may have to start suing alleged music pirates for actual damages ($.70 per single). Bonus: They may face a Senate inquiry panel |
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Hillary Swank required stitches after her co-star's suspenders snapped and smacked her in the forehead; Larry King alert level raised to orange |
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Dave Matthews to play guy who got hit by a bus in an upcoming episode of "House" |
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"American Idol" and "24" episodes will be online this season |
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Top 5 super powers of all time |
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50 Cent launches line of G-Unit novellas, as he feels that the novella literary form, may more accurately and truly portray the lives and travails of him and his entourage |
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Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama launching career in fashion design. Not that there's anything wrong with that, if you know what I'm saying |
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Do not speak to David Schwimmer unless spoken to |
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Ashley Olsen pretends the sidewalk is a fashion show in Paris |
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Britney says she'll be back "bigger & better". All she needs to do now is work on the better part |
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What could possibly go wrong? Erik Estrada gets called Emilio Esteves by arrestee, engages in exchange of obscenities and faces lawsuit. Chances of this being publicity stunt for his new show currently at 80% |
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"Family Guy" writers return to work after 2.5 months. This reminds me of the time Mohammed and I went on strike at the salmon hat plant |
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Woman sues Oprah over show: Real complaint - "last week you gave audience members a car, all I got was a bloomingdales gift card." |
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Reality TV has sunk to a new low - white boy rappers |
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Not only is former SNL star Chris Kattan straight, he's punching way above his weight class (pic) |
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Most charges against 'Girls Gone Wild' producer dropped |
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Rocky 7: Stallone vs Mexican Border Fence |
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US Album sales drop 4.9% as more people realise you can download the killer & leave the filler |
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Canadian moran sues America's Funniest Home Videos for denying him a fair shot at its top prize by not allowing Canadians to vote |
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Not News: Jessica Alba is hot, and in a bikini. Romero News: Jessica Alba gives guys erections. Fark: One of those guys is laying in front of her, and it's photographed (slightly Not safe for work) |
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Year end music wrap-up. Rascal Flatts had the biggest album of the year showing proof that maybe Americans are finally learning to enjoy good music again |
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Chances are your day will be better than Marilyn Manson's, who's getting served with divorce papers today. Dita Von Teese comes to her senses after one year of marriage: "he has too many demons" |
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Man breaks into soap opera actor's house, tries to exorcise devil from him. Actor grabs would-be exorciser by hair, punches him in face, sends him bouncing down stairs. Timmy spotted scurrying into bushes shortly before police arrive |
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Neighbors sue Charlton Heston over mudslide, insist they saw him holding his arms and staff up when it happened |
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Britney "Puff Mommy" Spears starting to look older than your grandma (w/scary pic) |
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The top 10 sport movies, by a US movie critic |
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One of the B's in ABBA owes $11.6 million in taxes |
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Daryl Hannah narrowly escaped becoming a sex slave when she was a teen. See? Someone had that idea before you |
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William Shatner says he will return as Captain Kirk if storyline is "meaningful in some way." This from the brain behind "Star Trek V" |
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Not news: Paris Hilton sharing a bed again. Fark: With a monkey. The Sun is there, Darwin unavailable for comment |
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Interview with Masi Oka of "Heroes," who dishes out dirt on Hiro, Sulu and prehistoric critters. Dino-mite |
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As if they weren't saturated enough, Red Hot Chili Peppers now soundtracking Disney rides |
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Candidate for 2007 Dumbass Publicist of the Year goes to former Fox News flak, identified through his IP address after spreading nasty rumors about Brit Hume |
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Joel Madden has considered how to deal with his stalker: "I own a lot of guns. I'm ready" |
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Judge freezes OJ's money, claims it was hidden in shell corportation known as Cutco. Yes, you can make $18 an hour selling knives to your family and friends |
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Leo DiCaprio adopts (financially) African orphan. Apparently, Angelina missed one |
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Jamie Lynn Sigler isn't ready for end of "Sopranos," career |
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Lindsay Lohan apparently dating "Butters" from South Park. "Loo loo loo, I got some herpes / loo loo loo you got some too" |
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2005 code name for anorexia and/or drug addiction: Exhaustion. 2006 code name for anorexia and/or drug addiction: Asthma attack. 2007 code name for anorexia and/or drug addiction: Appendicitis |
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Trump's wife is as fake as that marmot on his head |
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Even Lindsay Lohan looks good in out of focus, telephoto pictures |
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Kid Rock beats up a door in Las Vegas |
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"Who's The Boss" star posts naked pictures of self on web. Sadly, it's not Alyssa Milano |
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Brad, Angelina play tourist in Panama City; amazingly, do not adopt any local children |
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Vince Vaughn crashes Jennifer Aniston's Christmas Eve dinner to try and rekindle their relationship. Says that that sorority girl he was banging was just research for "Old School 2" |
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Courtney Love details her 53 vows for 2007. "Learning to spell" didn't make the list |
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Jessica Simpson: "2006 taught me who I am" -- a no-talent assclown |
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"Lost"... one husband |
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Jason Statham rumored to be up for the role of the 11th doctor. Season opener rumored to be titled "Doctor Who & the Attack of the Fookin' Pikey Dags" |
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Paul McCartney, out of ideas, reunites with the late John Lennon for one last song. AKA, Paul's got some castle payments to make |
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Proof that Hollywood stars have everyday problems just like the rest of us: Renee Zellweger has so many safety issues she won't live in any of her mansions |
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Hollywood Out Of Ideas: They've remade Caddyshack |
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Jackie Chan to make a film in China with George Foreman. This movie's so good he put his name on it |
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Imagine the cast of "The Real World" having to take care of infants |
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Proof that creators of old video games were often batshiat insane: Shinobi vs. a Spider-Man who turns into a mutant Batman |
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"The OC" has been cancelled after Benjamin McKenzie's lusciousness proved insufficient to carry the show after Mischa Barton left |
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Paul McCartney's divorce getting uglier: Allegations surface that Heather Mills unstrapped her false leg to beat the crap out of a woman in a coffee shop with it (pic) |
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But, what about Omarion? Is he safe? Well, he DOES have the No. 1 album in the U.S. this week |
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Axl Rose now threatening to release new Guns N' Roses album this spring |
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"First Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" trailer. Light on the Jessica Alba, but heavy on the kickass |
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Burt Bacharach's Australian concerts on hold due to shoulder surgery, language barrier |
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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz break up. He plans on leaving a forwarding address so that she can send his sexyback |
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Anna Nicole paternity test deadline set, with scary ass pic of Alien Anna |
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Actual headline: "Little Mosque on the Prairie' = big laughs?" |
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"Ben Stiller believes Paramount shafted Tom Cruise." Teehee |
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Iranian police force launches women's fashion line, which allow women to show obscene amounts of ankle and wrist |
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Not content to let the girls have all the fun with the F-bomb dropping Bratz doll, Tek Nek sells F-bomb dropping toy police belt |
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Olivia Newton John set to return for new "Grease" reality show, will reprise a number from the film if she can use her walker |
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Paris Hilton rejects the idea of having a sex doll made in her image. Finally, something we can all agree on |
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Britney Spears checks into Arizona "relaxation spa." In other news, rehab clinics are now called "relaxation spas" |
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Mel Gibson sued for "Apocalypto" plagiarism. “Sugar Tits” still a Gibson original, however |
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Disney Co. to launch new MySpace-like website for child molestors |
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Comment about Metallica leads to fatal bus beating |
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Wil reviews TNG's series premiere: "Wait. What? The ship comes apart, like a Transformer? Can it turn into a gun and a boombox and a dinosaur, too?" |
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Scientists, Specialists rip apart health suggestions made by celebrities. Obvious tag explodes |
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Britney Spears is commissioning a nude portrait of herself |
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What was the No. 1 TV show last week? "Deal Or No Deal"? Nope. "CSI"? Nope. Would you believe CBS's NFL Postgame Show? |
(74) |
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Excellent interview with Michael Imperioli of "The Sopranos," whose rock band debuts in Brooklyn this Friday night |
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"Hell," the musical -- coming to a Vatican near you |
(34) |
| (Jalopnik) |
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Japan-only "Transformers" trailer hits YouTube with added scenes, tentacles |
(35) |
| (NY Daily News) |
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A Mr. O. bin Laden expected to be the high bidder for Whitney Houston's pants |
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Hollywood is out of ideas: NBC ready to bring back "The Bionic Woman." Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa |
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Because fewer and fewer Americans are going to movies, Hollywood's big dollars are coming from foreign markets. Obvious tag begins explaining the concept of supply and demand to studio executives |
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Demi Moore considering having kids with Ashton Kutcher, hoping she doesn't get punked on the delivery room table |
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Chips off the old block? Lou Rawls' son suing Marvin Gaye's son over dog attack |
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What happens when you watch 72 straight hours of Food TV? |
(33) |
| (Some Guy) |
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The top 10 lamest superheroes of all time |
(87) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Japanese "Spider-Man 3" trailer, with lots of nifty stuff not in U.S. version |
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British comedian to perform gig in "Second Life." Get your flying penises ready |
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Crazy-ass fans of "Lost" pissing off Evangeline Lilly, and she may quit the show. With pics of her lovely legs in stupid shoes (SFW) |
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Will Ferrell's wife has given birth to a hairy, overexposed child |
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Oprah Winfrey opens school for girls in South Africa. School mascot is reported to be a cheese danish |
(23) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Top 10 before-they-were-famous Seinfeld guest spots |
(56) |
| (People Magazine) |
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Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and actress Sophie Monk get engaged, proving once again that ugly rock stars get hot chicks. Mick Jagger, Rick Ocasek and Seal nod in agreement |
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| (Las Vegas Review Journal) |
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Kid Rock still loves Pam: He and his friends try to break down wrong door looking to kill Tommy |
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Stephen King talks about his new Dark Tower installment. Eddie Dean unavailable for comment |
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Ever want to put someone "on notice"? Now you can, with this handy Colbert Report On Notice Board maker. Suck it, libs |
(87) |
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Having tried marriage and rap, and failed at both, K-Fed has found something else to suck at |
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Like audiences, comedy writers hate "Studio 60" |
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty tie the knot, then playfully shove wedding coke in each other's face |
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New TVs show so many facial flaws of performers that experts warn big-screen HDTVs "could lead to the end of the extreme close-up as we know it" |
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Kate Beckinsale loves getting naked in interviews, thereby ensuring a constant supply of them |
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"Gears Of War" leads wave of best-selling titles for video-gaming industry, carpal-tunnel surgeons |
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We don't mean to alarm you, but Canadian movie and television production is on the verge of being shut down by an actor's strike |
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Renee "Pudgyface" Zellweger felt like a fool when her marriage to Kenny Chesney ended. Apparently never realized she looked like a fool when her marriage to him began, too |
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Ten top-grossing movies of 2006 |
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Victoria Beckham takes her kids to a chain restaurant for New Year's dinner, then sounds just like husband David as she loudly complains she wants more breast meat |
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With her dine & ditching and public showers, Paris Hilton intent on annoying Australians now (sfw shower pics) |
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Britney didn't collapse at night club, she just fell 'asleep' |
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Academics attend conference to discuss James Bond's influence on British identity, capitalism, geopolitics, gastronomy and sexuality |
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Britney Spears collapsed in a Vegas club on new year's eve |
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Dallas QB Tony Romo and his "ex" Jessica Simpson actually never met, her dad only pimped that all out to the press in exchange for game tickets |
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Stock in Short Bus manufacturing companies rise sharply as news breaks that 'Night at the Museum' tops box office for second consecutive week |
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Remember how Jimi Hendrix played the Star Spangled Banner? A long-lost recording of him belting out Welsh anthem Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau has surfaced (link in article to said anthem) |
(36) |
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Japan TV apologizes for "topless" New Year's Eve shock. Execs will be pummeled in the junk with a mechanical ball buster |
(118) |
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The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2006 |
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The rights to his "If I Did It Book" revert back to OJ Simpson in 2007, and publishers are interested in printing it. "Obvious" and "Sick" tags battle for supremacy here |
(60) |
| (Some Guy) |
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(Abridged) list of events since the announcement of Duke Nukem Forever |
(38) |
| (Pro Wrestling.com) |
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Creators of "Assy McGee" sue WWE over a very similar cartoon about Vince McMahon's buttocks |
(122) |
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One 2006 movie dud you probably never heard of: Tom Sizemore's "Zyzzyz Road," which earned $30 in domestic box-office |
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