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"Monk" star, Tony Shalhoub, calls for a jihad against the American lifestyle and dominance of Arabic themes. Wait, no he doesn't |
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Was Darth Vader, ummm, Compensating for something? |
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Anna Kournikova buys lingerie. Yes, this is news |
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Lucas declares the 4th Indiana Jones to be "really cool", which probably means that it'll suck |
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Radio talkshow host Art Bell moves back from Manila to Nevada, says American tinfoil makes better hats |
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When an Indian Institute of Management graduate teams up with Indian Institute of Technology student, they can be expected to launch one hell of a tech firm — or a science fiction movie |
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South Park takes on 9/11 conspiracy nuts |
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Paris Hilton, the party girl in in Sydney Australia for the New Year |
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Carmen kissing Paris Hilton |
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Cassie is the next Jessica Alba (with bikini picture proof) |
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If it weren't for James Brown, the world might not know Michael Jackson |
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For those of you who feel that you haven't seen enough Cox on television, soon you'll be seeing Mohr-Cox |
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What to expect from video games in 2007. Strangely enough, Duke Nukem Forever isn't listed |
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Catherine Zeta Jones wears a yellow bikini. Lukcily, the Sun is there |
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Sweet home, Rotterdam: How is it that a Dutch pop band's hit song from 1973 ended up included on a "Southern Rock" compilation? (see Disc 1, Track 14) |
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Chicago jazz mecca closes doors, perhaps forever |
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Unbreakability may be linked to recessive gene, Samuel L.Jackson unavailable for comment |
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Britney Spears may not be the sweet, innocent country girl we all believe her to be |
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Mini Me heads to rehab to clean up his mini liver |
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The ubiquitious and amazingly mediocre 70s band America is about to become cool |
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U2 may change musical direction on next album, band leaves door open to experimenting with songs that don't suck |
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The slut doesn't fall far from the sleaze |
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Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes dead after car accident |
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George Lucas explains "Indiana Jones IV" will be a "character piece." Meesa no think him know what that means |
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Clearly out of options, New York's Independent Party asks Lindsay Lohan to run for office |
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Niki Taylor is a redneck, who knew? |
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Gangsta rappers NWA provide solid financial advice |
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Nick Lachey: "In some places, the mother-daughter combination might be intriguing, but not so much in Nebraska" |
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Ryan Seacrest wants to use Christina Aguilera to pretend he's not gay this year |
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Julia Roberts' rep announces the actress is pregnant and expecting her third child with Danny Moder |
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Rosie O'Donnell is tied with Satan on list of biggest villains in 2006. That's kind of kind of unfair because Satan really hasn't done anything all that bad this year |
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Star of PBS's "Zoom" killed when his car zooms off the road. Bert and Ernie on junket in South America and regret they can't attend |
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CBS, ABC refuse to air Saddam Hussein's execution because it's in poor taste. In other news, new episodes of "CSI" and "Supernanny" scheduled for January |
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Hollywood's latest clever idea? Remake "Working Girl" with Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson? |
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Russian oligarchs join Mariah Carey and Justin Timberlake on board "The Flying Titanic." Plane ticket costs 700,000€ |
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Pete Doherty and Kate Moss were going to go straight but then decided to just Phuket |
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Synthetic pornstar Jenna Jameson complains that Viagra is making most male pornstars look unnatural in the face |
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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The NY Daily News list of the "best" reality show moments of 2006 |
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REMINDER: Houston Fitzgerald's 80's punk reunion Spikefest/FARK party tonite. You may very well hear from the mosh pit, "I've fallen and I can't get up" |
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Henry Rollins interviews Werner Herzog. It would've been less dangerous to have a wild bear loaded on amphetamines in the studio |
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2006: The year that sucked |
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Mariah Carey takes on porn star Mary Carey, but not in the way that we'd like to see. The Smoking Gun is there |
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Rocky, Halloween, Fargo, and Groundhog Day get added to the National Film Registry |
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My fellow Americans, it's time for the State of Video Games address |
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For some odd reason, guys are still flirting with the Olsen Twins |
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"Keith Urban in Sex Shocker." The "shocker" part is that he might not be gay |
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Danny Bonaduce receives death threats and hate mail for something unrelated to 'Breaking Bonaduce' |
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Britney Spears' number one fan site shuts down while citing Britney's loss of credibility and identity as the reason |
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Val Kilmer is reportedly set to sign up to star in a sequel to 'Real Genius'. Lazlo is itching for another sweepstakes |
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Lindsay Lohan refers to strippers as "whores" |
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Guy that had sex with Washingtonienne says it's "absolutely horrible" that she blogged about it. Still no word on how small his peener really is |
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Maria Sharapova to pose for Sports Illustrated calendar (with pics) |
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Matt Damon says having sex with Angelina Jolie on camera was "weird." Submitter wants that kind of weird for Christmas next year. Please |
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New TV fits in the bottom of a urinal and comes on when you piss on it. In related news, the Arrested Development Interactive Fan Experience is coming to a bar near you |
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Posh Spice admits the reason she wouldn't make that rumored Tom Cruise Scientology film is because she'd hate the wardrobe and "I can't bloody act to save my life" |
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The sexiest male athletes of 2006 (safe for work) |
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Spike Lee signs deal to direct James Brown biography before James gets the chance to spin in his grave |
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Christina Aguilera admits she finds nude girls more of a turn-on than nude guys. Yeah, join the guy club there |
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Chronology of every man Lindsay Lohan did this year |
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Spike Lee signs on for James Brown biopic with the singer's still-warm blood |
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"Casino Royale" has become the highest-earning 007 thriller of all time. Suck it, Connery |
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Tony Romo officially has a thing for talentless southern blond girls |
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Jeff Probst shows up at Maine soup kitchen; serves homeless people if they can outlast other bums in Reward Challenge |
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Well, at least Garner and Afleck aren't Scientologists, so that's a start |
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Erections are lost around the world as new bikini pics of Tara Reid once again surface |
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James Gandolfini says he is a 260-pound Woody Allen, except for the whole "marrying your daughter" thing |
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Dorky white media guys say goodbye to James Brown: "[Brown] found the percussive side of every instrument and meshed sharply syncopated patterns into kinetic polyrhythms that made people dance." I feel funkier already |
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Dear God, Paris Hilton is taking acting classes (with bonus pics of Paris posing with a midget) |
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Stephen King ranks top 10 movies of 2006, returns to fix goddam boiler before hotel blows up |
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Realizing they paid seven dollars too much to see a Ben Stiller movie, 200 teens run amok in theater lobby |
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Publicist walks out on Britney Spears after running out of cooter-flash excuses |
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Renee Zellweger offends a conservative Jordanian cabby by hugging him |
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Record label worries 'Our Country,' that song in the Chevy ad, might be suffering a wee bit from overexposure. Also, did you know this is our country? |
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Ewan McGregor says he's sick and tired of Scottish movie fans stopping him in the street to tell him his films are "shiat", even though they are |
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Michael Jackson bah-runs from Bahrain, now setting up home in Las Vegas, apparently enticed by that whole "secrecy" ad campaign/legal maneuver |
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Adult Swim gives its views Danger Doom and Pee-Wee's Christmas Special. What a way to celebrate the Holiday |
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You thought pacman couldn't be a vacuum cleaner? |
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Fantastic Four 2 Leaked Trailer. Watch rough footage of the Human Torch chasing the Silver Surfer through New York |
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James Brown doesn't feel good |
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