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If you, along with almost everyone else on the planet, didn't get Mulholland Drive, you have no prayer of getting Inland Empire. In fact, if you did get Mulholland Drive, you still have no prayer of getting Inland Empire |
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Courtney Love officially claims responsibility for Paris Hilton, Michael Richards, Jonbenet Ramsey, Limberger cheese and anything else that will get her any sort of attention |
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Pat Boone says we're all gonna burn because A&E is airing episodes of the Sopranos |
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Actor plunges to death while "celebrating gaining a role in a production of Dario Fo's "Accidental Death of an Anarchist," in which the title character plunges to his death" |
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Snoop Dogg thinks the fact that he has slept with every hooker in Los Angeles has put a strain on his marriage |
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$55 for a bowl of mac and cheese |
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Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting, spend more time with his Amway network |
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David Crosby thinks his partying days are more interesting than Paris Hilton's |
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Metallica claims to have returned to "Master of Puppets" vibe for new album, just like they said for the last few |
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Former Spice Girl announces she'd rather throw herself from a plane than eat a kangaroo's testicle. Why does it have to be an either/or proposition? |
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Stars in crappy cars (pics) |
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Liz Hurley doesn't want to hang out with you if you're not famous; it's "too exhausting" she says, as she's about to marry some guy nobody's ever heard of |
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Dakota Fanning is almost a teenager. Still doesn't like boys. Check back in a few years |
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Black owner of comedy club welcomes use of N-word. "Someone had to stand up for comics and freedom of speech has to rule the day." |
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I have so few positive Rutger Hauer memories. Hollywood is about to dilute one of them with a remake of "The Hitcher." |
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"Singer" Mariah Carey is suing porn star Mary Carey over the likeness of names. Farkers likely to rally behind the Carey that made 'Double Air Bags 11' (pics) |
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The year in celebrity catfights |
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Bette Midler calls Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan "wild and woolly sluts". She obviously hasn't seen the upskirt pics |
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Obligatory link about Lindsay Lohan embarrassing herself that submitter can't bring himself to provide a headline for |
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The violence-woshipping media that normally devours blood and guts and feeds it back to us in headlines is now criticizing the violence of 'Apocalypto'. Private Ryan unavailable for comment |
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Hey, who done lit up the sky? Aurora Borealis Tonight |
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Not news: Due to unforseen circumstances, exclusive Firefly convention is canceled. News: Firefly fans turn up anyway. Hero tag: And so do the actors |
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In a quest to make Numa Numa #1 internets meme evar, Newnuma.com offering $25K for best parody of said video |
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What ever happened to "The Scream"? |
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Survivor fans -- Is it just me, or does Becky look like an elf in her bio pic? |
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56 songs qualify for consideration for a nomination as Best Original Song at the Oscars next year, including Borat Sagdiyev's "O Kazakhstan" |
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10 reasons why Battlestar Galactica is doomed to fail |
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Screech now wants to be known by real name, Dur T. Sanchez |
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Taye Diggs regarding his naturally hairless legs: “It can be (nice) until you’re 35 and want to feel like a man." |
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Hall and Oates record a Christmas album. I can't go for that |
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First trailer for "Young Hannibal Lectors Chronicles" appears. Not in English, but it'll be silly in any language |
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Reps: no wedding for Beyonce, Jay-Z. Not yours. Do not want |
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Not content to destroy TechTV and Star Trek, G4 announces Star Trek: TNG 2.0 |
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Coming soon from the producer of The Da Vinci Code - Prodigal Son, the story of a woman who finds herself dating Jesus Christ returned to Earth, working as a carpenter at Ikea while waiting for Armageddon |
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Aniston and Cox want to do a 'Friends' reunion while everyone's careers are in the tank |
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Lou Diamond Phillips sentenced to 200 hours of community service for forcing his girfriend to watch "Young Guns 2" |
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If you want to fark Kirstie Alley you have to wait six months |
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David Hasselhoff's daughters to star in their own reality show. Naturally, it will be all about their dad |
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To help her conceive a child, J-Lo is undergoing a potentially dangerous Scientology "cleansing process" that includes large doses of niacin and cooking oil |
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Rosie O'Donnell swears she's not going to leave "The View", buffet |
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The problem with being a bag of antlers is that everyone thicks you're knocked up if you've just had more than a celery stick for lunch. Exhibit A: Jennifer Connelly |
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A judge is actually considering stopping the "Borat" DVD from being released because of the two drunk frat boys who got pwned in the film |
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Dolly Parton pardons Jessica Simpson. And her boobies are bigger |
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Lindsay Lohan's 'friend' goes to the tabloids to save Lindsay from herself. "I've known Lindsay for the past two years, and she absolutely loves to get wasted. She makes Courtney Love look like a girl scout." |
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Wesley Snipes arrested at Orlando Airport. Free advice: don't always bet on black |
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NYC hip-hop radio DJ shot 13 times. On the bright side, his street cred is bound to skyrocket |
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Stephen Colbert in the 1980s, wearing eyeliner, and performing his own composition - "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)" |
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The top nine moments on "The Colbert Report" in 2006 |
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The top 10 nude scenes of 2006 (SFW) |
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This is Britney Spears, this is Britney Spears on drugs, any questions? |
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If you buy only one holiday decoration this year, it pretty much has to be this replica of Charlie Brown's Christmas tree |
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Mysterious 20-year-old woman is being attributed with keeping alive one of Japanese entertainment's oldest tradition: eating live snakes |
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Tim Gunn, the genial metro-sexual mentor to the designers on "Project Runway," may not return for the U.S. TV reality show's fourth season |
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The coolest movie trailer you will see all day (new link) |
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Every gangsta needs a bulletproof grill |
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Dick Clark begins auctioning off 28,000 square feet of memorabilia |
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George Lucas releasing Star Wars movies in HDTV. Unfortunately, he's also releasing the ones that suck |
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Tyra Banks looking to adopt. In related news, submitter has decided to legally change birth certificate to list birthday as December 7, 2006 |
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The top books of 2006, according to Slate |
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Matthew McConaughey beats out Paris Hilton for title of Hollywood's biggest party animal |
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And if you'd like my sexy daughter, Jessica, to be seen reading YOUR magazine in her next movie, just make a check out to me, Joe Simpson, for $10,000 |
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Kevin Nealon (stud muffin), wife (lingerie model) expecting a baby (future ruler of the universe) |
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Disney Broadway actor accused of showing a 15 year old Beauty his Beast |
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Americans think in catch phrases they picked up from TV and the movies, story at 11 |
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Today's "batshiat incoherent letter from Lindsay Lohan" story brought to you by Al Gore, Howard Hughes and education |
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Nerds challenge Uwe Boll to a trivia contest. Finally something they can do |
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Jackie Chan injured after taking a steel-reinforced-table shot to the chest. Team 3D unimpressed |
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Not so fast, Doogie: Lance and Reichen may not have broken up after all |
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Fantasia Barrino not happy that Jennifer Hudson beat her out for a role in "Dreamgirls": "I was a little hurt. I remember calling Jennifer. She picked up the phone and I said, 'Heifer, you took my part'" |
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In a new post on her website, Britney Spears takes a moment to officially thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear |
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Bette Midler calls Britney Spears and Lindsay Hohan "wild and wooly sluts." She's just jealous though because nobody ever wanted to see her vagina |
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Time to fire the agent: Clooney considers Bollywood film |
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Hilary Swank wants to raise a couple of foals soon, is currently looking for a stud |
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"Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?” “Yeah, man!” “Well, turn it up, man!” The 50 greatest commercials of the 80s |
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First new movie theater in 60 years opens up in North Philadelphia. How do residents respond? If you said "by shooting each other," you are correct |
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TomKat to have post-wedding party. This is one game of musical chairs you don't want to miss |
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Jack Black has a sweet tooth for young Hollywood starlets |
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Need still another reason to hate Lars Ulrich? He just knocked up Connie Nielsen. Sad but true |
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From the How Could This Go Wrong Department: new reality show gives Jack Osbourne, Erik Estrada, and LaToya Jackson guns |
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When K-Fed shows up at a book party for "The Concise Guide to Sounding Smart at Parties" it turns out he's only there for free alcohol; which, in a way, is kinda smart |
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Mayans say Gibson movie portrays them as savages. In other news, there are still Mayans alive today, but not nearly as savage as the movie portrays |
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Damon Wayans banned from the Laugh Factory after dropping N-bomb 15 times |
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Olivia Newton-John says she's owed $1 million over unpaid royalties from the "Grease" soundtrack. Also claims the $4.12 check she got for royalties from "Xanadu" bounced |
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Jamie Foxx regrets joking that Oprah was a lesbian, and would like to apologize to offended lesbians everywhere |
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Gwen Stefani announces plan to develop and market her own scent. So if you were hoping to smell like Gavin Rossdale's hair gel and ballsack, today is your lucky day |
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Yo ho, yo ho, $100 million in DVD sales in the first day of release for me |
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The 10 mysteries on "Lost" that even the writers themselves cannot solve |
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Heather Mills hopping mad after British Airways staff used a wheelchair rather than a buggy to take her to her flight |
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The fourth horseman's pale steed whinnied and withdrew in terror: Paris Hilton plans to breed |
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Yes, Virginia, Mel Gibson DOES own Malibu: Arresting officer has been reassigned, was interrogated for five hours after Gibson was booked -- and it only gets worse from there |
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"Heeere's Johnny," Johnny Carson's introduction, ranked as the most memorable TV catchphrase. Submitter agrees it's hard to forget those words after watching The Shining |
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Oakland Police: Turn in gun, get Guns n' Roses tickets |
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Top 5 TV game shows of all time |
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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn "grew apart." Apparently, banging some sorority chick while your girlfriend spends Thanksgiving alone qualifies as "grew apart" |
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From the "polling company getting results they're paid to get" department: 83 percent of Americans are satisfied with the current quality of films |
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The Cure's Robert Smith looking for a cure for writer's block, emo |
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If you play a midget in a Hollywood musical, your job perks include checking out Nicole Kidman's hoo-ha (second item) |
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Lindsay Lohan has moved on to oxycodone. Just an FYI for those of you working on your 2007 dead pool |
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Crappiest Xmas movies |
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Hershey to make a Reeses Cup with a banana-creme layer next year. Yeah, it's all about Elvis being dead |
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Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra will remain friends after divorce; will paint each other's nails and giggle over boy talk on Friday nights |
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Britney Spears' freeballing fashion sense and late-night party antics just might have earned her a visit from L.A. Department of Children and Family Services |
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Company that manufactures plastic six-pack rings not happy over use of "yokes" in film "Happy Feet." Lists examples of movies where plastic six-pack rings capture bad guy, gets girl, saves Earth |
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Prolific Polish actor Leon Niemcyk... Neimczyk... Nieczyk.... Anyway, some old Polish actor you probably never heard of has died |
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Jennifer Aniston has broken up with Vince Vaughn upon learning that he had a bad case of Vince Vaughn |
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Renee Zellweger reveals her secret to staying thin. Won't reveal how she keeps such a pudgy face though |
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Memo to models: Charles Barkley = former basketball player, Gnarls Barkley = musical duo who... ah, the hell with it, just let 'em dance with you, Charles |
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Queen to record their first album in fifteen years. Your ears want Freddie |
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Hollywood women say they are so busy they don't have time to shave their arm pits |
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Local bar folk singer sues Toby Keith for coincidentally having the brilliant idea of rhyming "boozers" with "losers" |
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You're going to have to wait an extra hour for "Lost" when it resumes in February |
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Because arriving at a school formal in a stretch limo is so last year, two Australian men are now selling rides in a tricked-out tank |
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Hollywood to remake Short Circuit. Before you start complaining about them desecrating your childhood, remember that it's a Steve Guttenberg movie |
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"Harold and Kumar 2: Harold and Kumar Do America" |
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Beyonce's face is about to fall off. That's why she's going to marry Jay-Z ASAP |
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Andy Dick -- apparently a subscriber to the "any publicity" theorem -- shouts, "You're all a bunch of 'n-word's" at L.A.'s Improv comedy club |
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Calling Andrew Lloyd Webber the new Shakespeare is either a soup-to-nuts or your-face-and-my-ass comparison, but after hearing Lloyd Webber's work, the hypothetical "nuts-to-face" comparison must be given due consideration |
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"Lost" runs and hides in attempt to lose "American Idol" |
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Pink and the Arctic Monkeys may put out an album together soon, which would enable us to not buy one terrible album instead of two |
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Tito Jackson, the least-crazy brother, wants to market the sound of David Gest snoring as a ringtone. Suddenly, that Crazy Frog thing doesn't seem so bad |
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Dr. Elliot from Scrubs is engaged, J.D. curled up in a fetal position in the on call room |
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Taylor Hicks's debut album will feature four covers and two songs he released before he became American Idol. Meanwhile, the recording industry remains stumped as to why album sales are down |
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Taylor Hicks learns the hard way that today's media will always take your words, stick them in a blender and make them come out to suit their needs, not yours |
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Farrah Fawcett finishes chemotherapy. Doctors knew treatment was complete when both turkey pop-up thermometers indicated "done" |
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If you're down with P, well then you're down with me. Bonus: Russian subtitles |
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Review of Tim Burton's video for The Killers |
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Wil reviews TNG's "Justice," AKA the one with the planet of naked horny aliens. Troi says, "I'm sensing a lot of boners, Commander" |
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Channel 4's alternative Queen's speech to be delivered by Muslim woman in a full veil. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Fergie's "performance" at the Billboard Music Awards last night. Oh, the huge Black Eyed Pea |
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"Early Show" anchor Rene Sylar departs show. Maybe she can help stop her brother from killing off mutants |
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AP's review of "Apocalypto" confirms the obvious: Mel Gibson is master of the epic snuff film |
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Frankie Muniz turned 21 today. Submitter unsure how that's possible, was sure he was still 13 |
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Burl Ives' “Holly Jolly Christmas” in a close battle with Nat King Cole's “The Christmas Song” for holiday radio supremacy. Elmo & Paty's "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" demand a recount |
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The next tacky dress Beyonce wears may be white and have a veil |
(4) |
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The two most searched things on Yahoo for 2006 are Britney Spears and World Wrestling Entertainment. Also, for some reason, K-Fed |
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Eddie Murphy dumps Scary Spice, tells us what he wants, what he really really wants: blood test to prove baby's paternity |
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What do Jackie Chan and Ron Jeremy have in common? |
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Unlike baseball, the Kennedy Center Honors does, in fact, have do-overs. Jessica Simpson to suck it again |
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Jennifer Connelly trashes her hotel room, blames baboons |
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Hey, guys, Britney's wearing underwear (SFW pics) |
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"Romeo & Juliet" in age of mobile phones |
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Bollywood babe Aishwarya Rai being sued for kissing man in film, "conveying vulgarity"; suck it, libs |
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Jennifer Aniston: "I'm not appearing on Dancing with the Stars, i'm not washed up yet, ya know" |
(11) |
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Rip Torn provides us with the best mugshot EVER. w/pic of course |
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Much o' Blige |
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The seventh seal has opened. Rachel Ray has a holiday album |
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Jimi Hendrix' 1968 Stratocaster sells for $168,000 at auction. Other memorable items sold include lyrics in Bob Marley's handwriting, a never-released interview with John Lennon, and the toilet seats Elvis and Jim Morrison croaked on |
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