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Japan DVD of Pixar's "Cars" lets you change road signs to Japanese, fuse all characters into giant robot |
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Boomers are sick and tired of television shows catering to the young people on their lawns |
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Leonardo DiCaprio donates money to African orphange, says he's not ready to be a father |
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If Tom Cruise is 5'7 and Katie is 5'9", why does Tom look 2 inches taller in the wedding photo? |
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Top 100 albums ever, no Pink Floyd on it. Since it's from all genres, submitter wasn't so upset about this, then saw Eminem and Kanye West are on it instead |
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K-Fed has been reduced to buses and window shopping |
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Some local indie record stores still surviving in era of big box outlets and online music |
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Leave it up to Victoria's Secret to give everyone an early Christmas present by way of a bra and panties fashion show (pics) |
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What happened to Pierce Brosnan's and Robin Williams' careers? And more importantly, who thought this would be a good idea? |
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Gossip columnists now predicting the demise of the great American actor |
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Dumbass fans regularly mistake Elijah Wood for Tobey Maguire |
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Why wasn't Spock's character referred to as "Commander Spock" instead of "Mr. Spock"? |
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"A Horse Named Paul Revere," a children's book by The Beastie Boys |
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Mel Gibson voted "least powerful, least inspiring, least intriguing" person in Hollywood |
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Steven Seagal claims he was born clairvoyant and is "a healer." No word if he'll heal the damage to your wallet caused by shelling out 10 bucks to his last craptastic movie |
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Tom Cruise ties the knot on Katie Holmes' noose |
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If several Fox affiliates were to actually kill their local broadcast of O.J.'s interview, this is how they'd do it |
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Holy washed-up career, Batman... Val Kilmer now signing autographs at comic book shows with Adam West and that chick from Three's Company who's not Suzanne Somers |
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Caption a special toast to Tom and Katie on the day of their big fat Italian wedding |
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10 entertainment stories more worthy of discussion than TomKat's wedding |
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Lindsay Lohan's friends are worried: "At the rate she's going, I would be surprised if she lived past the age of 22"; that's one-quarter Abe Vigoda, in Fark terms |
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A happy 38th birthday to you and your nose, Owen Wilson |
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The news media are trying to save you from yourself |
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New book "Bisexual's Guide to the Universe" tracks which celebs swing both ways (samples in article); could have saved several forests just listing which celebs do NOT |
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Professors study Kurt Cobain's suicide, suggest it benefited society economically |
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Hollywood agents chasing down YouTube "artists" |
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The lengths they’re going to promote the new bond movie is just ridiculous |
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Kazakh newspaper declares "Borat" best movie of the year. Populace looks forward to seeing it once it's out on VHS |
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Clear Channel runs same broadcast on two radio stations in same market. Still wonders why people keep buying these 'ex-em' thingerdoos |
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Brits have a new pet that may rival cats and dogs. It has a penis AND a vagina behind its head. Sorry Yanks, it's illegal in America. Boobies and weeners tags give up |
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas ... like marrying George Clooney's wax look alike |
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George Takei to guest star on "Heroes" |
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O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of the Terminator, but the producers feared he was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer |
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Lindsay Lohan cutting her wrists, writing poetry on LiveJournal |
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Remember that slab of meat that Rocky pounded on for training? Me neither, but it has its own action figure |
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George Clooney speaks candidly about Matt Damon in a Speedo |
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog becomes honorary member of Las Vegas PD's K-9 unit, for me to poop on |
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New "Harry Potter 5" Pics including one showing Lord Voldemort at the bottom of a swimming pool |
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`We can use your image worldwide, forever' and other interesting tidbits from the Borat waiver form |
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Hollywood is out of ideas: Remake of John Carpenter's remake of "The Thing" coming soon |
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"If I see Borat, I will kill him with my own hands" and other raves from Romanian movie critics |
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Joey Lawrence's Career Is "Whoa-thless". Here's the photo/video mongtage why |
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Tina Fey rips into Paris Hilton. "Close up she actually looks like a transvestite." Future Fark headline -- "Transvestites demand immediate retraction from Tina Fey" |
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New "Harry Potter" movie poster sure to give Muggle children nightmares |
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Britney Spears may be trying to reconcile... with Justin Timberlake. And tonight we're going to party like it's 1999 |
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Sly Stallone, 60, on his mother's age: "According to her she's 61. All I can say is, it must have been a difficult birth" |
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The Doors co-founder says LSD "opened doors of perception" |
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Lindsay Lohan likes kissing the ladies |
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Casino Royale reviewed by the gayest reviewer since Rex Reed |
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Salon picks Stephen Colbert as the sexiest man living |
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Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71. Seriously. With SFW picture goodness |
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You'll never guess which giant whore is going forward with the latest "Borat" lawsuit |
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For those people who are too lazy and stupid to read comes __________ for Dummies, the television series |
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Does being Scottish make you immune to liver disease? One celebrity thought so, until it was too late |
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Today's useless James Bond article brought to you by Slate. This time, we're discussing whether or not the "license to kill" actually exists. You're welcome |
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Catholics angered by hot new schoolgirl photobook. "Only well-heeled members of the cultural elite can afford such trash. Either that, or the whole affair is being underwritten by Rosie O'Donnell" |
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1. Forge George Clinton's signature to give yourself the copyrights to his music. 2. Ruin hip hop; sue people who sample Clinton's music. 3. Profit |
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Heidi Fleiss hires convicted rapist Mike Tyson to be her "big stallion" at her new brothel for women. What could possibly go wrong? |
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Divorce has a geeky side to it: Britney Spears and K-Fed deleted each other off their myspace friends list |
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Tom Cruise gains 15 pounds. Guess he really is packing fudge |
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MSNBC lists their favorite rock guitarists, which is sort of like Jessica Simpson listing her favorite elliptical functions |
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After ripping into FHM, Ashley whips out her Judds on the cover of Marie Claire |
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Porn Mogul: Britney's sex tape will "smash Paris Hilton's sales like an Oreo cookie." |
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding menu is so top secret that a million dollar contract was signed with the restaurant to keep it secret. Scientologist placentas for everyone |
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From the news that never fails to disappoint department: Christina Aguilera plans her sexies, raunchiest tour ever |
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Gay outings are a product of gossip culture, gay sex |
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K-Fed sets his champagne and caviar down long enough to leave Britney a nice love message |
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List of Top Ten Sexiest Canadian Men. Submitter surprised to find that a) he's not on the list and b) Jack Bauer only hit #5 |
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Noted political scientist and American government scholar Scarlett Johannson blasts President Bush. The Sun is there |
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Sacha Baron Cohen lands role in next Tim Burton film... gee, bet you can't guess what actor and actress will star in it |
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After his last few movies tanked, M. Night Shyamalan admits that his ideas just aren't that interesting anymore. Naw... he fired his agents instead, since it was obviously their fault |
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Angelina protected from latest threat: small Indian children |
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Thousands of people attempting to vote for Mario Lopez on Dancing with the Stars instead ended up talking to a woman on her cellphone in Grandview, MO |
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David Gest pitches a tantrum when hotel can't get him zebra milk, rejects offers of cow, goat, sheep, and soya. The Sun is there |
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Showtime greenlights third season of its lazy-ass good-for-nothin' pothead comedy |
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Opening credits of every 007 movie ever released (until tomorrow) |
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Reuters runs story about Alice Cooper's "new" addiction of golf. You know, the one he talked about twenty years ago |
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My name is 'lil' Earl: sitcom star confirms pregnancy |
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Derek Jeter is dating Jessica Biel. A-Rod devastated |
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Sacha Baron Cohen gives first ever interview on Borat out of character, says the joke is not on Kazakhstan but on the people who believe the Kazakhstan he describes could actually exist |
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Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, others gather for World Music awards show. With creepy-as-fark pic of the thriller himself |
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Britney's packing up the trailer, puttin' it on the market |
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If you're reading this headline, it's a slow newsday folks: Timberlake "disses" Janet Jackson and "totally rags" on her in his new song. Oh yeah, he went there |
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Nerds riot while camping outside in anticipation of the newest PlayStation 3. They reportedly ran out of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and there was something about problems with "sloppy seconds" and "inflatable girlfriends" whatever that' |
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Heroes Kicks Lost’s Ass: And Here’s Why |
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Cocaine discovered in Hollywood stools. One last time: it's supposed to be taken nasally |
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New "Rocky Balboa" trailer released. Suprisingly, submitter likey |
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The all-time biggest selling album in Britain is Queen's Greatest Hits. The Rolling Stones, Sting, the Sex Pistols and Bob Dylan do not have a single album in the top 100 |
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Sad: Michael Jackson backs out of singing Thriller. Stupid: Decides to sing 'We are the World' instead. Amusing: Microphone cuts out after the chorus line is sung |
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Bottom Ten Cartoon Cats |
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Poignant moment during Glasgow U2 show: Crowd falls silent while Bono rhythmically claps hands, and announces every time he claps, an African child dies. Until Scotsman in front row roars, "Well stop f***ing doing it then" |
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CNN calls Taye Diggs new show a cross between "24" and "Groundhog's Day." Unlikely tag seems woefully inadequate |
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Kathy Griffin claims she's on the road for months at a time so she could "live in a nice house." I'm sure the whole "not being able to attract a husband thing" has nothing to do with it |
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"Lost" actress not gay, but her girlfriend is |
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Just in time for Christmas: Zune isn't compatible with Vista. Take that, Apple |
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LOTR nerds, get ready to dust off that wizard hat: MGM to make two "Hobbit" films, only one based on the book |
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Fergie: "Singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God" |
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After a tight race with Brad Pitt, *yawn* People magazine once again names *yawn* George Clooney 'sexiest *yawn* man alive' |
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Katie Holmes finds Victoria Beckham's "dietary rules" too hard to follow. "Dietary rules" sounds much better than "eating disorder" |
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David Blaine's latest stunt to take place in... wait for it... Times Square |
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Outkast star goes solo. No, not the talented one |
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007 to M: I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help |
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Canadian theatre troop stages protest on 400th anniversary of first North American play because of its racist plot, plans even more relevant protest of Catholic church's treatment of Galileo for 2016 |
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K Fed drafts up his own divorce papers which include "today I'm a free man ladies look out", "fark a wife" and "give me my kids biatch" |
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ABC to feature unaired upcoming "Lost" episode footage during commercials in new series "Daybreak." Obviously this means "Daybreak" sucks and they need a gimmick to get you to watch it |
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Naomi Campbell faces jail if she doesn't show up in court today. Submitter would make a joke about 'PMIT Supermodel Ass Prison' but he's afraid the pic in article would grab him by the neck and beat him to death with a cell phone |
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Today's Fed-ex mockery: now that Britney's shut down his money supply he's going to restaurants that will comp him a meal, packing extra food and drinks to take with him; Amusing tag to place, Obvious tag to show |
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Renee Zellweger has trouble eating on the set of her movie, saying that eating saps her creative energies |
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Bono wins legal battle to get his pants back |
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How Seven of Nine gave rise to Obama, not to mention the pants of male fans |
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Nicolas Cage to appear in Virgin Comics' film adaptation of "The Sadhu." Cage plays a soldier who time-travels back to colonial India, where he becomes a spiritual warrior and washed up actor |
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Madonna to Brangelina: "You don't know the history of charity work, I do" |
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Celebrity porn peddler offers $100 million for Spears sex tape. In other news, Britney changes new project name to "Don't Call It Coming On My Back" |
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From the "I Love The 80s" files, Pepsi Optimus Prime promotion being brought back (w/ pics) |
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Christina Aguilera expresses disappointment in her first year of marriage to weaselly music executive. In other news, weaselly music executives still give a big thumbs-up to banging hot sluts like Christina Aguilera |
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Top ten Bond film deaths excluding any Timothy Dalton's career, and the near sinking of the franchise |
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Not news: Man builds custom guitar. News: It's for Ted Nugent. Fark: It has a built-in handgun |
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While the world watches the finale of "Dancing with the Stars," a quick reminder of why Mario Lopez ain't the greatest thing since sliced tortillas |
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Ric Romero's latest stunning discovery: Most American Idol finalists disappear after losing on the show |
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Wil reviews the TNG episode, "Lonely Among Us." That'd be the one where Picard jumps into the energy cloud. No, the other one |
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Dave Chappelle cancels performance at comedy festival for no apparent reason |
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Pamela Anderson takes Kid Rock out of her mouth long enough to comment about Denise Richards and her laptop toss |
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Leo DiCaprio, Will Ferrell and Jay-Z named GQ Men of the Year. Katie Holmes gets honorable mention for Best Beard |
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News report reports that reporters are planning to report on the Tomkat wedding. It's not news, it's AP |
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Woman writes book about sexual trysts with Allen Iverson, Jay-Z and Nas. Inadvertently buys box of defective condoms that set Nas' private parts on fire |
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Renee Zellweger calls Kenny Chesney the "biggest mistake" of her life |
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When Jimmy Buffet's not making music, he's pursuing his other favorite pastime: Suing people |
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RIAA president not happy with proposed changes to fair-use laws. Obvious tag goes nuclear |
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Nick Lachey trying to hook up with another blonde with big boobies to help support his "career" |
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New Bond beauty Eva Green is very self-conscious but has no problem stripping for her film roles |
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Posters for new show by a black comedian banned for using the N word. Please |
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Top 10 Bond gadgets. 007, please do be careful |
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Cat Stevens releases first album since he switched to Islam. Album set to bomb in West |
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Jude Law dumps Sienna Miller because "she was just too wild for him" |
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"Certain groups" of men think a certain insurance mascot is quite sexy. Hint: Not the AFLAC duck |
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Mother of Michael Jackson's latest accuser is guilty of $8600 in welfare fraud |
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Say hello to my little videogame sales chart |
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Random pedestrians paid cash to pretend to be Kevin Federline's fans |
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Tom Cruise arrives in Italy sans Katie Holmes for their wedding -- her winding mechanism needed service |
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Dan Rather is back on TV faster than a polecat to a henhouse, but most Americans can't watch, which makes them hotter than a Times Square Rolex |
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A guide to every reference from last night's episode of "Family Guy," because explaining jokes makes them funnier, right? |
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Christina Aguilera is disappointed with the first year of marriage, was counting on more grime and urine |
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Last Latin representative in "Survivor" outperforms beefier men in physical challenges, becomes favorite among show's fans. Then a video of him having sex with two chicas surfaces (fourth item down) |
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Actor is in awe of sharing stage with Molly Ringwald, rejects claim she is just... void |
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Scarlett Johansson would choose a movie role over boyfriend Josh Hartnett, maybe even a bundt cake |
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Posh Spice wouldn't let her hubby hang out with Snoop Dogg: "She said something about my reputation - but I wasn't going to introduce him to any girls. I think Mrs Beckham just misread my reputation." |
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