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Useless fact of the day...Remember that Saturday morning show "Land of the Lost" from the seventies? Bet you didn't know Detroit Piston Bill Laimbeer was a Sleestack |
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You better like Gwen Stefani's new album or she'll cut you with her jawline (SFW) |
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Shane MacGowan's goal to lose all his teeth in alcohol-related asshattery is one step (over the wall) closer to completion |
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The original ending of "Star Trek V," scuttled because epic battle between Kirk and army of Rockmen looked ridiculous |
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Paris Hilton's biography is on the way. Will consist of a glossy cover and 200 blank pages |
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The Simpsons gets political in its latest Treehouse of Horror. Kodos: "I'm starting to think 'Operation Enduring Occupation' was a bad idea." |
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"The Family Guy will eventually take on the same mythic, generation-defining status of The Simpsons, whether Homer loyalists like it or not" |
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How "Heroes" saved NBC's season, and why it's not purposely ripping off "X-Men" and J. Michael Straczynski |
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Eric Bana will likely play Steve Irwin in upcoming biopic |
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Miss Universe throughout the years |
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Christmas comes early for men with the possible release of a Scarlett Johansson sex tape |
(70) |
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"Battlestar Galactica" flies off in crazy new directions yet again. Viewers left to puzzle, why was naked Boomer doing tai chi? |
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The Hoff to star in "The Producers" in Vegas. " I'll be fun. It'll be lots of fun. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have fun. I need to have fun" |
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As if we don't have enough reasons to throw drinks at her, Ray Manzarek wants Barbra Streisand to sing with the Doors; people are (tag) |
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Kaufman, Cartman, and Colbert: Entertainment Weekly picks most cringe-worthy comedians |
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179 Disc DVD Box Set....yes 179 Discs |
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Jackie Chan says speaking intelligible English is more difficult than being an action hero. George Bush concurse...cuncors..areegs...says "Yup" |
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Cletus to co-host Canadian music show thus showing that Canadians have neither taste or good sense |
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Diddy has decided to give up wearing bling, but promises to continue making bad music |
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Borat make wild sexy with U.S. and A. office box, yes? |
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Sharon Stone bails on charity Barbie auction when the doll looks nothing like her. Think smooth skin, perky breasts and firm buttocks |
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Samuel L. Jackson insists he is done with drugs, but will always find time to get some snakes off a plane |
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Pete Doherty to help design new range of clothes. Because we all want to look like a wasted drug addict |
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Jackson Pollock painting sells for the most amount of money ever paid for a painting: $140 million, enough to buy Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" 3½ times over |
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Is Jim Carrey becoming a better actor? |
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Neil Patrick Harris is not a heterosexual... but he plays one on TV. Would you like to know more? |
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The Sun shames Lindsay Lohan into buying underwear, after publishing crotch shots of her last week. The world salutes The Sun |
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Mickey Rourke says he was out of work for thirteen years because he cared more about art than business. ...and he was a major league douchenozzle about it |
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The Sun takes a British plumber to Kazakhstan to do a reverse Borat. Hilarity? Yup |
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Diddy wants to become first black Bond |
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Chris Rock files for divorce ... while making the movie 'I Think I Love My Wife' |
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Charlie Sheen calls Richie Sambora decent, smart, and a good parent. No word yet from Heather Locklear |
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All right: CBS weatherman Dave Price may be right for Price Is Right if contract price is right |
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Public divorce made simple. Celebrity couple feuds via myspace |
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New Die Hard movie will shut down LA freeways, lessening temporarily the number of bullets being used |
(85) |
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Worst James Bond movie themes, including the theme to the new one, "The James Bond Banana Phone Song," sung by Chris Cornell |
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"Axl Rose: the voice of a generation?" |
(42) |
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Something Awful editor impersonates Marine recruiter, pranks a fourth-grade classroom over MSN. Oorah |
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Mel Gibson honored by Latio group, uses the opportunity to talk about his "gringo gut" and how Mexican food gives him the trots |
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Sherriff, Andy Taylor no longer part of Iron Maiden's record label |
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Martina Navratilova joins PETA in condemning experiments on gay sheep, says it's a baaaad idea |
(14) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Tori Spelling wants to be a good mom. Not a mom who would banish her offspring from using the gift wrap room and bowling in the family mansion, like some OTHER mom she knows |
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Tina Fey's "30 Rock" sinking faster than a trivection oven tossed into the East River |
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Detailed (and hilarious) breakdown of LOST: Episode 03x05 |
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"SNL" star Maya Rudolph suing landlord over bedbugs in apartment. Landlord suggests giant bees might get rid of problem |
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The only way Lindsay Lohan could be more ironic is if she wore a shirt that said 'STD free' |
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Police review security to Jolie, Pitt after reported threat from Al-Qaeda |
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Angelina Jolie reported to be pregnant again |
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A year without a new Harry Potter is like a year without profitable book sales |
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Richard Gere now has a soft spot just for squirrels, eager to take them in |
(12) |
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How to survive an interview on The Colbert Report |
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Hollywood is out of ideas: Konami's Castlevania coming to big screen |
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Like any red-blooded American woman, Katie Couric finally admits the real reason she went to CBS was to spend more time around Andy Rooney and Morley Safer |
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Miss Great Britain stripped of her title for - And you'll gasp at the fiendish ingenuity of this - Farking one of the judges |
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Kayne West acts like an ass during the MTV Europe awards. Apparently Europe doesn’t like black people |
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The Hoff finally realizes, 15 years too late, he'd like to make the sexytime with Pamela Anderson, despite her history |
(7) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Why are all the good-lookin' chicks, who are also fine actresses, from Canada? |
(18) |
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Kendra Jade's Wonder Woman costume is ridiculous |
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Hugh Grant is invited to Elizabeth Hurley's Hindu wedding in India, will be asked to stay away from the Hijras |
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If you're going to make a gritty cop thriller about Hurricane Katrina, who better to cast alongside Robert De Niro than 50 Cent? 'Asinine' tag shoots 'Stupid' tag nine times, but 'Stupid' lives through it |
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Shanna Moakler throws a divorce party and phoned Travis to tell him she slept with her new boyfriend in their bed on their anniversary |
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According to Fox news, Borat, which makes fun of the average Fox News viewer, is not a good movie |
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Tom Cruise and business partner to run UA Studios, founded by Charlie Chaplin. In other words, studio has gone from silent film star with tiny mustache, to loudmouthed film star with giant beard |
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| (People Magazine) |
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Kirstie Alley. Bikini. Oprah. The goggles will do NOTHING |
(50) |
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Celebrity Halloween costume roundup |
(16) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Not just the flavor of the month. Flavor Flav's rejects star in new VH1 spinoff |
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Hohan Lohan dresses up as a slut for Halloween. What is next, Nicole Richie dressing as a skeleton? |
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Throbbing gootubes pop up to fill sensuous void in free adult amateur video linkage |
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Bobby Brown knocks up girlfriend after telling her he had a vasectomy. Whoops |
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Britney Spears goes incognito to Cletus's party. K-Fed awfully glad he was too drunk to hit on that cute blonde in the corner with the big hahas |
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Lindsay Lohan steals a 90 day AA chip from somebody, probably her dealer (SFW) |
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Jesus cut from movie for being too funny |
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Anna Nicole Smith has fluid drained from lung, loses 40 pounds. Trimspa surrenders |
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Bob Goldthwaite interviewed about his new movie. "It's the best dog blow job movie ever made" |
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You'll have to travel to the Rio in Vegas from now on if you want to know what it sounds like when doves cry, Prince to perform there weekly |
(14) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Diana Ross's 18 year old son is tapping Lindsay Lohan's ass |
(23) |
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Madonna claims her name means 'Distinguished White Lady' in Malawian. In neighboring countries her name translates to "Old White Whore" |
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First, it's Tom and Katie with the baby toupee, now Anna Nicole Smith is accused of dyeing her baby's hair |
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David Hasselhoff threatens his daughter's boyfriend; says 'the 'Hoff will cut it off' |
(12) |
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Video 'retrosodes' of Knight Rider and Magnum P.I. coming to your mobile. Odds are your phone's screen isn't big enough to handle that much body hair |
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Watching people eat rat testicles, drink lark's vomit and crawl through a tunnel of pinchy scorpions good for kids, says parents group |
(51) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Not more than three days into rehab, Nicole Richie checks herself out to go shopping |
(3) |
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Evaluation of the perpetual struggle for affection between pop culture’s most noteworthy (and not-so-noteworthy) siblings |
(5) |
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The five funniest working actors |
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Liz Taylor becomes the patron saint of Hampstead Garden Suburb, where she lived as a child |
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♪Short people got little hands/Little eyes/Walk around telling great big lies♫/Don't pay their taxes/Tell tall tales/Fly to Africa to stay out of jail / ♪♫Don't want no short people round here♪♫ |
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Gay actor Neil Patrick Harris' gay publicists insist their gay client isn't gay; NTTAWWT |
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In the last ten years, six of the nine winners of the Best Actress Oscar have gotten a divorce. Best New Artist Grammy looks on in shame |
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| (Empire) |
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"Harold & Kumar" sequel announced, unknown if they spend it in the toilet from all those White Castles |
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| (TV Guide) |
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Official "Lost" 3.5 discussion thread. Place yer bets on who's heading off to the giant hatch in the sky |
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Johnny Carson's widow to auction off more than 300 pieces of Truman Capote memorabilia. Hi-ooooo |
(11) |
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CNN Reports that a character Michael J. Fox played in the 1980s may not support him today. Great reporting, CNN |
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Chinese film director up for environmental award for damaging pristine Himalayan lakeside area during film shooting. No, really |
(27) |
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Adopt an African orphan just like Madonna did. Except this one's made of felt and cotton, and stuffed with polyfil |
(10) |
| (People) |
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Flavor Flav fathers a seventh child, making Kevin Federline, with only four, look like a lisping pansy |
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Artist takes photos of celebrity look-alikes using the toilet. Claims it says something deep about the human condition, the importance of two-ply |
(64) |
| (Pasadena Star News) |
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In the near future your wife or girlfriend or gay lover will be able to drag you to see Designing Women on Broadway |
(17) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Phillippe may have been cheating on the famous Witherspoon, with a less successful actress that looks like, you guessed it, Witherspoon |
(31) |
| (Rocky Mountain News) |
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The Nine new serial dramas introduced this season have mostly failed |
(283) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Sign of the apocalypse #137, Shields and Holmes watch Grey's Anatomy together |
(10) |
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Blink-182 singer tells concertgoers a little-known fact about his mother |
(23) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Dana Delany wears a schoolgirl uniform for Halloween, Japanese men unsure how to react |
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Satellite radio rivalry brewing between Oprah and Howard Stern, who have more in common than you might think |
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Anna Nicole Smith hospitalized in the Bahamas for pneumonia. In other news, you can get pneumonia in the Bahamas |
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Madonna's adopted baby was 'stolen' from Canadian woman already in the adoption process |
(31) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Wachowski brothers to make live action version of Speed Racer |
(40) |
| (mirror.co.uk) |
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Catherine Zeta Jones needs a sammich, STAT |
(43) |
| (Media Post) |
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"Studio 60" is not cancelled, NBC says. "It's just resting" |
(62) |
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Ben Affleck will never wear a superhero costume again, unless Matt Damon or Kevin Smith talks him into it |
(24) |
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Friends worry that Ivana Trump has been drinking and partying like Lindsay Lohan with an AARP card |
(8) |
| (NY Daily News) |
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Penn Jillette enjoys the challenge of his daily one-hour radio show, compares it to preparing for a porn movie; audience still unsure if Teller is on the air with him |
(22) |
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Dr. Laura dolls now available. The gift that keeps on giving...you grief |
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Alec Baldwin sues to have voice removed from Schwarzenegger documentary. Surprisingly, has no plans to sue over She's Having A Baby |
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K-Fed's debut album smashes the charts, coming in at #1,908 on Amazon.com. You'll love the reviews |
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U2 goes 3D. H8 it |
(21) |
| (PopSugar) |
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All grown up and now a brunette, Allyson Hannigan still cuts a willowy figure (SFW) |
(150) |
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Audience member throws drink at Barbra Streisand after she makes fun of President Bush during her latest lame-ass concert |
(71) |
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Top 10 lesbian vampire films |
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Van Halen looking to make the jump... into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame |
(18) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Jason Bateman and Paul Anka's daughter spawn |
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Bob Barker to retire, refuses to do nude scenes in movies. No, really |
(137) |
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Kevin Federline tells USA Today that he never expected to have four kids by 30. But marrying into money and being the next Vanilla Ice? That he expected |
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Paramount chairman masters the obvious, says Tom Cruise has officially turned off all women |
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Sylvester Stallone set to retire from acting. Oscar shoe-in final performance before riding off into the sunset? "Rambo IV: Front Lawn Massacre" |
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George Michael lends John Lennon's "Imagine" piano to peace exhibit. Michael first offered them his upright organ, but they weren't interested |
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Unpublished Sylvia Plath poem found. Jobless English Lit majors, emo jackholes, aging black sweater clad hipsters rejoice in sorrow |
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Hollywood gives the greenlight to the sequel for "L.A. Confidential" |
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VH1 greenlights six awful shows, including "Irv Gotti Project" and "ego trip's White Rapper Show." Insert witty remark about the cancellation of your favorite show here |
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Paris Hilton says she would rather eat than have sex. Judging from video evidence, she's not really good at either one |
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"Saw III" gets best review it could hope for |
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Jermaine Dupri brags that he has more shoes and handbags than his girlfriend Janet Jackson. Perhaps he should have put that much time and effort into Janet's last album |
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Man of Steel to return, peep in your windows, knock up your girlfriend |
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Bill Maher offends fans by ripping off "South Park" and wearing a Steve Irwin costume |
(34) |
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Top 10 segments from the Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror," and they actually got No. 1 correct. There shall be no disagreements on this |
(296) |
| (DVD Talk) |
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Advance review of the new "Transformers" 20th anniversary DVD. The Go-Bots surrender |
(12) |
| (NY Daily News) |
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Woman files $51-million class-action suit against the Rolling Stones when show gets cancelled after Mick gets a sore throat, forcing people to spend a night in Atlantic City for no reason |
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Attention L.A. Farkers: If you weren't afraid of Halloween before, be warned the city HIRED K-Fed to "rap" at tonight's Carnaval festivities |
(10) |
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Some chick named Cindy Margolis thinks she's the most downloaded person on the Internet, obviously hasn't heard of Aria Giovanni or Pamela Anderson |
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Oprah gives audience members $1000 debit cards to donate to their favorite charities. In related news, Hooters to charter 501(c)(3) |
(11) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Damon Albarn hints at a Terry Gilliam Gorillaz movie |
(14) |
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Even at its tamest, "Tales From The Darkside" was one sick and twisted TV show |
(16) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Sixty-four reasons to watch the "Dungeons & Dragons" movie |
(33) |
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| (Some Guy) |
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The 50 Raddest Video Game Characters |
(20) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Aaaayyy, be sure to wish Henry "The Fonz" Winkler happy birthday. No word on if he's going to jump a shark wearing leather jacket |
(11) |
| (Somebody Holly) |
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List of coincidences between Weezer and the Beach Boys, at least according to the Weezer fan who pulled most of these out of his ass; "We Are All on Drugs" mysteriously omitted |
(7) |
| (PR Inside) |
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Christopher Walken has appeared in over 120 movies, some of which have never even gone straight-to-video |
(14) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Amazing Halloween costumes done the right way: At the annual ILM-Lucasfilm-LucasArts Halloween Party |
(98) |
| (Some Guy) |
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Limo driver claims Tom Cruise threw tantrum and destroyed his back seat. Oprah's couch extends its sympathy | |
