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Wed November 25, 2009
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(SlashFilm) Interesting Peter Jackson says it will take two more years before his audience can say : "Who the heck is Tin-tin?"  (slashfilm.com) (27)
(Entertainment Weekly) Silly Donny Osmond wins Dancing with the Stars. Well...that's...you know what, I can't bring myself to care. Sorry  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) (28)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool The greatest seasons from twenty classic shows. Well, at least it got The Simpsons right; nothing will ever top season four  (ew.com) (152)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The good: "Zombieland 2" is in the works and will be in 3D. The bad: it'll come out in 2012, which means that the real Mayan apocalypse will trump the fake zombie apocalypse  (denofgeek.com) (67)
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Kid Rock still angry he starred in a sex tape with Creed's Scott Stapp, really wishes it had been Nickelback's Chad Kroeger  (3news.co.nz) (29)
(Contact Music) Cool Who's down with OBE? Alan Cumming  (contactmusic.com) (16)
(Yahoo) Amusing Afghanistan set to launch their own James Bond series, hopefully to be as successful as Turkish Star Wars  (news.yahoo.com) (11)
(Examiner) Hero Man risks certain death to prank an entire theater full of "Twilight: New Moon" fans (with glorious video)  (examiner.com) (225)
(Independent) Silly Smug, swaggering, mean middle-aged men such as Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, and Gordon Ramsay are fast becoming Britain's top cultural export to the world, thanks to their authenticity  (independent.co.uk) (21)
(Abc.net.au) Cool King Kong's metal skeleton fetches 121,250 bananas at auction  (abc.net.au) (19)
(SlashFilm) Silly All work and no play make Steve a dull boy: King announces sequel to "The Shining"  (slashfilm.com) (43)

Tue November 24, 2009
(Variety) Sad ABC 'temporarily' halts production of 'FlashForward'. Of course, they had months to plan for this event  (variety.com) (56)
(Gawker) Amusing "She's made more bombs than the Krupp Arms Works and yet Hollywood keeps giving her the keys to its kingdom." Defamer tries to figure out why Sandra Bullock is still a star  (defamer.gawker.com) (74)
(1010WINS) Sad Wait, wait ... don't tell me Carl Kasell is retiring from NPR's "Morning Edition''  (1010wins.com) (39)
(Contact Music) Interesting Lady Gaga spent $1,000 on 80 pizzas for fans waiting for her autograph. We can only assume that there was extra sausage  (contactmusic.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Cool Goodnight Keith Moon  (goodnightkeithmoon.com) (99)
(MSNBC) Unlikely "Jersey Shore" a guido-fied Real World, may be cancelled before it airs its first episode. Then again, it's on MTV so it will probably run for thirteen years  (msnbc.msn.com) (49)
(Contact Music) PSA Regis Philbin will undergo hip replacement surgery on December 1st, meaning we'll be subjected to a rotating series of cohosts designed to make Kelly Ripa look like an idiot  (contactmusic.com) (19)
(College Humor) Amusing Star Wars Facebook status updates. Something something Dark Side something something  (collegehumor.com) (95)
(io9) Obvious The ten most promising sci-fi franchises that turned into pathetic soap operas. Why yes, Angel and Heroes are represented  (io9.com) (66)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Amusing At her signing Monday night, Rihanna kept hundreds of fans waiting for hours out in the cold rain under their umbrella-ella-ellas  (abc2news.com) (31)
(YouTube) Spiffy Hayden Panettiere sprays champagne all over herself purple monkey dishwasher no one is reading this anymore  (youtube.com) (101)
(Variety) Stupid FX wins cable rights to "Twilight." Actually, "wins" might be the wrong word to use here, but you get what I mean  (variety.com) (44)
(Contact Music) Amusing Zac Efron nearly gave up acting after his first audition brought him to tears. Better luck next time, audition  (contactmusic.com) (7)
(Some Gorn) Cool The script pages for William Shatner's cameo in Abrahms' Trek Reboot finally revealed. It's a shame they left this out  (trekmovie.com) (58)
(Contact Music) Stupid Tommy Lee Jones steps down from his actor/director duties on "The Lincoln Lawyer" due to creative differences, Anton Chigurh  (contactmusic.com) (22)
(Pop Rocks) Interesting Is James Cameron's latest movie, Avatar, a financial abyss that will be a titanic failture? Or will it terminate the competition?  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (130)
(Deceiver) Sad If you're old enough to remember Tai Babilonia, you're old enough to know you don't want to see her naked anymore  (deceiver.com) (56)
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Today's Nerdgasm: Michael Moorcock to write a Dr Who novel  (pastemagazine.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Hero Adam Lambert defends gay kiss, simulated fellatio, ghastly haircuts and similar Bowie-ripoff antics as attacks on the post-AIDS lesbian hegemony  (ktla.com) (207)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Mariah Carey: "I've never done one diva-ish thing in my life. The actual definition of a diva is a woman who sings well"  (dailymail.co.uk) (89)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Katie Couric, you look good, won't you back that azz up, you's a fine anchorwoman, won't you back that azz up  (huffingtonpost.com) (290)
(TMZ) Amusing Kirk Camerowned  (tmz.com) (577)
(Some Guy) Wheaton The 10 Awesomest Sweaters on the Internets  (yuppiepunk.org) (42)
(io9) Ironic Producers Guild of America bestows their highest award on Joss Whedon...for his work outside of television  (io9.com) (21)
(3 News New Zealand) Unlikely Alice Cooper finds a new way to shock audiences  (3news.co.nz) (27)
(Contact Music) Cool Natalie Portman talks about how she feels like a part of something "top secret" now that she's involved with Marvel's upcoming Thor film. Thankfully, there are pictures that enhance the story  (contactmusic.com) (70)
(IMDB) Stupid Proving that vampires are in fashion and movies about them must now suck, there is another "Lost Boys" sequel on the way  (imdb.com) (42)

Mon November 23, 2009
(io9) Cool New trailer for upcoming "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths" is out, and it has... EVIL WONDER WOMAN  (io9.com) (65)
(Contact Music) Stupid It's the battle of wits of the century: Jessica Simpson versus Perez Hilton. Dozens of brain cells hang in the balance  (contactmusic.com) (54)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Dustin Hoffman might come to his senses and not participate in the "Meet the Fockers" sequel  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) (24)
(LA Late) Amusing Just face it, Paula Deen is always trying to ham it up on camera  (news.lalate.com) (65)
(Contact Music) Followup Matt Damon is delighted that he is related to Ben Affleck, but says it makes all those "experiments" they had in college a little more awkward  (contactmusic.com) (26)
(Contact Music) Amusing Danny DeVito moves forward with plans for a Crazy Eddie biopic, even though he could be sued for doing so. His film ideas are INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE  (contactmusic.com) (36)
(Wired) Cool Dr Who is 46 years old today, and he doesn't look a day over 2,432  (wired.com) (184)
(SlashFilm) Video Joseph Gordon-Leavitt once again shows why he's awesome, recreating Singin' in the Rain on Saturday Night Live  (slashfilm.com) (130)
(Contact Music) Stupid Zac Efron wants to play a James Bond villain in "Dr. No Staying Out Past Your Curfew"  (contactmusic.com) (29)
(3 News New Zealand) Spiffy Kings of Leon bassist dates Twilight actress in attempt to create the trolliest Fark headline ever  (3news.co.nz) (54)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Back in 1992, the movie Freejack predicted what 23rd November 2009 would be like. How much did it get right?  (denofgeek.com) (74)
(New York Daily News) Weird Heidi Klum officially takes husband Seal's last name, will now be known as Heidi  (nydailynews.com) (51)
(Contact Music) Strange Is Marv Albert confused by reports that he fought with 50 Cent and his entourage? YES  (contactmusic.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Spiffy The top 14 fake movies from real movies  (filmcritic.com) (127)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Starpulse) Amusing Dumb: DMX signed for MMA fight. Obvious: He drops out, gets sued. Fark: He's replaced in the match by Coolio  (starpulse.com) (43)
(Paste Magazine) Fail The 10 "best" movie soundtracks of the decade. The list is full of seven failures and three great soundtracks, which are numbers 1, 3, and 5  (pastemagazine.com) (182)
(Some Beavis) Cool Apparently, MTV thinks there's a big enough audience out there to release Daria: The Complete Series on DVD  (tvshowsondvd.com) (115)
(Collider) Followup New Moon earns $140.7 million dollars for the third highest opening weekend of all time. In other news, girls are dumb and have poor taste in movies  (collider.com) (248)
(The Consumerist) Strange If Demi Moore really does have only half a hip, photographer will donate $5k to charity. I can tell by the pixels that charity gets nothing  (consumerist.com) (45)
(Contact Music) Fail Proving that she absolutely cannot overcome any sort of addiction whatsoever, Amy Winehouse announced plans to remarry her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. That's all, folks  (contactmusic.com) (36)
(Some Prince of Darkness) Amusing Not news: Your dad thinks you're crazy. Fark: Your dad is Ozzy, and even he thinks you're crazy  (breakingnews.iol.ie) (40)
(Starpulse) Obvious Steven Tyler to write his memoirs, which will contain no less than 70 pages of "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH YEAH, yih yeah yih yeah yih yoooooooooooooow"  (starpulse.com) (26)
(TV Squad) Amusing Hollywood is officially out of ideas: American Gladiators is being made into a movie  (tvsquad.com) (41)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Jeff Bridges might finally get his much deserved Oscar  (oscar-watch.ew.com) (76)

Sat November 21, 2009
(Some Guy) Stupid At 36 and a little more curvy than the other models, Heidi Klum explains why she does not mind being an old battle ax  (stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Obvious Eliza Dushku wants to prove once again that she cannot act  (digitalspy.com) (90)
(Some B-boy) Interesting Frenchman wins 6th annual Red Bull breakdancing championships. In other news, there are still breakdancing championships  (multivu.prnewswire.com) (19)
(madatoms.com) Interesting A visual representation of how MTV became TV. Get off subby's lawn  (madatoms.com) (74)
(io9) Fail The worst live-action versions of book characters. You better believe Ozymandius is on there  (io9.com) (157)
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup Now that news of Oprah's retirement has set in, the question arises: who will replace the void she leaves? Subby's guess: Rosie O'Donnell. They're both about the same size  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) (22)
(Nikki Finke) Stupid "Twilight: New Moon" breaks the all-time box office opening day record. In other news, what the hell is wrong with people?  (deadline.com) (174)
(CNN) Misc The Office, which used to be about a shiatty place to work, is now about a shiatty place to try to not get laid off from. Although as anyone with a clue can tell you, the British recession is way better than the American one  (cnn.com) (96)
(Variety) Cool Upcoming mini-series adaptation of Stephen King's "Under the Dome" will be helmed by Steven Spielberg, so there's a chance it won't suck. So, more like Needful Things, and less like IT, then  (variety.com) (62)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Shakira demands vodak and Heineken backstage at her shows. What's her Fark handle?  (thesmokinggun.com) (75)

Fri November 20, 2009
(NY Observer) Interesting The end of Oprah's TV show could mean the end of broadcast television. All hail cable TV  (observer.com) (40)
(Moviefone) Misc Top 10 Unsexiest Men Alive. Subby strongly disagrees with #2  (moviefone.ca) (114)
(Contact Music) Cool Geri Halliwell greets her hairdresser in nothing but her underwear. Never thought I'd say thus, but I'd love to be her hairdresser  (contactmusic.com) (49)
(IMDB) Spiffy Vatican condemns Twilight as "morally deviant". Because only sickos would even think about drinking human blood  T-Shirt  (imdb.com) (116)
(Contact Music) Interesting Miley Cyrus dressed as a prostitute for her seventeenth birthday party. Of course, the outfit was already in her closet, so maybe that doesn't count  (contactmusic.com) (55)
(Newsweek) Interesting NBC anchor Brian Willams says "The Daily Show" has become indespensible to the mainstream news media. Which is really, really sad  (2010.newsweek.com) (100)
(The Daily Show) Amusing "Wait you're gay and work at Brookstone?"  (thedailyshow.com) (76)
(Contact Music) Silly Sadie Frost will reveal "everything" about Jude Law in her upcoming book. Man, I can't wait to hear whether or not he hogs the covers  (contactmusic.com) (32)
(WTVR) News Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Virginia. Driver dead, no word on the condition of either Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana  (myfox8.com) (348)
(Variety) Cool Dimension Films will screen "Youth in Revolt" a week before it's release, meaning select audiences can see Michael Cera act like he does in everything else  (variety.com) (44)
(Cinematical) Obvious Because there were so many storylines that went unresolved in the first two "Jackass" movies, Paramount feels that it's absolutely crucial to produce "Jackass 3-D"  (cinematical.com) (35)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy TLC minus 10  (nydailynews.com) (67)
(Sky News) Amusing 37 Year old Zac Efron graduates high school. Zack and Slater look on approvingly  (news.sky.com) (23)
(Cinematical) Interesting Robert Downey Jr. might quit acting, fails to remember that you never go full-retired  (cinematical.com) (29)
(Cinematical) Spiffy Sean Connery to come out of retirement for some beaver. Alex Trebek's mother unavailable for comment  (cinematical.com) (52)
(BBC) Sad Black Eyed Pea apologizes for black-eyed P. Hilton  (news.bbc.co.uk) (53)
(Contact Music) Stupid Despite being in London, Mariah Carey flew her personal vet from Los Angeles to New York to help her dog deliver puppies  (contactmusic.com) (40)
(MSNBC) Sad James Van Der Beek files for divorce because apparently he doesn't want to wait, for his life to be over  T-Shirt  (msnbc.msn.com) (79)

Thu November 19, 2009
(Contact Music) Silly It's Seth Green versus bloggers who don't like his new commercial. It seems we've reached a new level of irrelevancy  (contactmusic.com) (73)
(Entertainment Weekly) Stupid Desmond is not a series regular on this season of LOST, brotha  (ausiellofiles.ew.com) (80)
(MSNBC) Cool Oprah prepares for 2012 presidential bid  (msnbc.msn.com) (49)
(OK! Magazine) Interesting Twilight co-stars Dakota Fanning (inappropriate giggity) and Kristen Stewart (giggity) make out in their next movie (giggity) in which they play Joan Jett and Cherie Curie (giggity giggity goo)  (okmagazine.com) (96)
(io9) Spiffy D'oh: Want to know the plot of "Avatar?" Just read the song listings from the soundtrack. (massive spoilers, obviously)  (io9.com) (115)
(MSNBC) Asinine Suave latino man selected as Simpson's create a character contest winner. Such a character has never been in an episode since two episodes ago  (msnbc.msn.com) (83)
(Forbes) Interesting Will Ferrell named most overpaid film star, followed closely by Tom Cruise and Eddie Murphy. In related news, Will Ferrell's agent nominated best damn agent in Hollywood  (forbes.com) (47)
(Celebitchy) Obvious Jenna Jameson on Oprah: "I wanted to touch people's lives... I may be touching them in a different way." (with vid)  (celebitchy.com) (73)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mariah Carey: "I demand 20 white kittens, 100 white doves, 80 security guards, a wand, and butterfly-shaped confetti before I turn on this shopping centre's Christmas lights". In other news, unemployment rates still rising  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)
(Contact Music) Cool Brad Pitt turned down a $5 million dollar public appearance in order to spend time with his kids. It's nice to see someone famous have the right priorities  (contactmusic.com) (98)
(My Fox DC) Cool Public Enemy fights powers that be from the back of a flatbed truck (w/ video)  (myfoxdc.com) (25)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Videotaping each other having sex is something couples do when they really love each other, Pam Anderson explains to her two sons, so they have something to tell the prison therapist at some point in the near future  (nydailynews.com) (32)
(Dlisted) Followup Amy Winehouse's recent hospital visit was actually because her new breast implants went all "GAAAAH, GET US OUT OF HERE"  (dlisted.com) (35)
(NJ.com) Cool Finally, a show that knows how to do a guest star. Not only is Modern Family the best new comedy on TV, they actually got Edward Norton to be on their show last night  (nj.com) (41)
(Contact Music) Strange Kate Hudson is uncomfortable taking about her relationship with Alex Rodriguez. Probably because she doesn't want to testify in front of the inevitable grand jury  (contactmusic.com) (41)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious Ebert on "New Moon:" Sitting through this experience is like driving a pickup in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (195)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Michael Moore snubbed by Oscars, Old Country Buffet  (oscar-watch.ew.com) (50)
(Reelz Channel) Interesting ♫ Flying away on a wing and a prayer, ♪ Who could it be? ♫ Believe it or not, it's just...Nathan Fillion  (reelzchannel.com) (98)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Actual headline: "O'DONNELL HID SPLIT FOR TWO YEARS." With what? A circus tent?  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (46)

Wed November 18, 2009
(Yahoo) Stupid As Demi Moore ages, she's losing a little bit of her hipness  (omg.yahoo.com) (66)
(Us Magazine) Obvious Martha Stewart says the barely kitchen-competent Rachael Ray is the Hydrox to her Oreo  (usmagazine.com) (145)
(SlashFilm) Cool JJ Abrams talks about the sequel to Star Trek, and teases a possible actor for the role of Khan. Let's just say that he's perfectly suited to play a guy who is really old but seems oddly young  (slashfilm.com) (288)
(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely Lindsay Lohan: No, that's not me doing coke in that bathroom. It's some other washed-out bottle blonde with bad skin and a doomed look in her eye  (3am.co.uk) (79)
(Contact Music) Followup Rachel McAdams dismisses rumors that she will suit up in skintight leather and portray Black Cat in Spider-Man 4, proving once and for all that Rachel McAdams hates America  (contactmusic.com) (155)
(Contact Music) Asinine Robert De Niro wants to be a rapper. There's one way to end your career  (contactmusic.com) (44)
(Decapolis) Audio Andy Serkis as Screwtape kicks all kinds of ass, it does  (decapolis.com) (36)
(Think Progress) Interesting "What's really depressing to me about TV isn't so much that we haven't seen another Wire-quality show as it is that we haven't even seen a serious effort to produce another show that'd be as good. "  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (221)
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Stephen King's sister when he told her the plot of the 1000-page book he'd been working on since the 1970s: "Oh, you mean like The Simpsons Movie?"  (blogs.tampabay.com) (165)
(CNN) Sad Julianne Hough will not return for next season of Dancing With the Stars, submitter's telephone calls  (cnn.com) (40)
(Entertainment Weekly) Silly Miley Cyrus has not seen or read, nor wants to see or read, Twilight. Well...point to Cyrus, I guess  (music-mix.ew.com) (118)
(io9) Cool Seven great comic book arcs that are too epic for cinema  (io9.com) (154)

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