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Wed September 08, 2010
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(Some Guy)   Join Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck on 9/11. Never forget that tickets are available through Ticketmaster for $225  (firedoglake.com) (59)
(Some CGI)   Disney and Pixar consider making a CGI "Doctor Strange" movie. THAT would be magical  (digitalspy.com) (7)
(CNN)   Forget the oil spill, two wars, global warming, and asteroids. It is time to focus on the important things in life, such as Bristol Palin's Dancing With the Stars outfit  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (28)
(I Heart Chaos)   Judging by the teaser trailer for "Auschwitz", this will either finally be Uwe Boll's moment of artistic brilliance or the point at which no one talks to him again, ever  (iheartchaos.com) (52)
(Some I AM THE LAAAAAAAW)   More details about the new "Judge Dredd" movie emerge, none of which involves Rob Schneider  (digitalspy.com) (18)
(Some French New Wave Guy)   Jean-Luc Godard changes his mind and decides to accept his honorary Oscar in an attempt to meet his longtime idol Michael Bay  (digitalspy.com) (7)
(Starpulse)   "Entourage" bosses put a stake through the heart of Robert Pattinson cameo rumors  (starpulse.com) (12)
(Examiner)   Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean should just cut the bullshiat and make out, already  (examiner.com) (17)
(PopMatters)   Despite promos that make it look like brainless dreck, FX's new show "Terriers" actually might be halfway good,  (popmatters.com) (52)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   I don't know what a Justin Beiber is, but it's wasting 3% of all Twitter bandwidth  (hollywoodreporter.com) (29)
(Uproxx)   The five weirdest Captain Planet episodes. Weren't they all sort of weird?  (uproxx.com) (80)
(Starpulse) Video New season of "The Amazing Race" features contestants using a giant slingshot to shoot watermelons. What could possibly go-- OH THAT'S GOTTA HURT  (starpulse.com) (122)
(CNN)   Fall TV lineup offers more of the same, only different  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (68)
(Not FanFiction. Really)   "As a couple, their biggest problem is that Velma is looking for a commitment that Shaggy may not be emotionally ready or mature enough for. And that hurts"  (fancast.com) (82)
(Topless Robot)   The Rescue Rangers have been rescued  (toplessrobot.com) (73)
(YouTube)   Alex North was hired by Kubrick to score "2001: A Space Odyssey". Then, Kubrick changed his mind. Here's how it would have sounded if Stanley dropped the DUUMMM DUMMMM DUMMM -- Bah BAAAH  (youtube.com) (67)
(People Magazine)   Florence Henderson Rocks a Mini for Dancing with the Stars. Barry "been there done that" Williams isn't impressed  (tvwatch.people.com) (55)
(CBS News)   Mike Tyson's biggest regret? He did not smoke weed with Tupac  (cbsnews.com) (82)
(Yahoo)   The guy who created the TV series Bonanza, who wasn't exactly a lightweight, dude, has died  (news.yahoo.com) (38)
(Nerve)   FARK ready headline: "James Franco masturbates a lot, gives people panic attacks"  (nerve.com) (28)
(AL.com)   Character actor Glenn Shadix, best known for his roles in Beetlejuice and The Nightmare Before Christmas, is dead at age 58 after falling out of his motorized wheelchair in the kitchen and hitting his head  (blog.al.com) (88)

Tue September 07, 2010
(io9)   Martin Freeman turned down the role of Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit movie that probably won't get made and will just be more boring walking like in the Lord of the Rings  (io9.com) (63)
(New York Magazine)   Saturday Night Live drops one of its unfunniest cast members. No, not him. No, not her. Or her. No, it's not her either. It's the one that said "f*ck" live on the air during the season premiere  (nymag.com) (94)
(Examiner)   Don't feel like the Betty White Overexposure Machine has really hit its peak yet? Then you'll be thrilled to learn that the former "Golden Girls" star is getting her own comic book  (examiner.com) (44)
(io9)   How would you like to see a movie about Paul Bunyan? No, well, what if he was an evil Paul Bunyan? Still no? Well, it's happening anyway  (io9.com) (14)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   Hollywood's winners and losers of summer. Can you guess which category applies to M. Night Shyamalan?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (36)
(The Frisky)   Nicole Richie regrets stupid tattoo  (thefrisky.com) (32)
(Digital $py)   La$ Vega$ police chief di$cu$$e$ the cau$e of Pari$ Hilton'$ $peedy relea$e  (digitalspy.com) (21)
(Postmedia News)   Children's TV cult favorite "Yo Gabba Gabba" goes on tour across North America to entertain live audience of hipster music fans and their toddlers  (montrealgazette.com) (61)
(Some Bad Friend)   A "close friend" of Jennifer Aniston says that a lesbian sex scene in Aniston's next film could "ruin her career." Someone obviously doesn't understand how the world works  (digitalspy.com) (46)
(Examiner)   The majority of this summer's biggest box office bombs have been comedies. Who could have guessed that "Scott Pilgrim", "Dinner for Schmucks", and "The Switch" wouldn't earn hundreds of millions of dollars?  (examiner.com) (55)
(Aint-It-Cool-News)   Stan Lee to film cameo for the upcoming Dr. Strange movie. Whether or not his performance in this film trumps his portrayal of Man Dodging Debris in "Spider-Man 2" remains to be seen  (aintitcool.com) (32)
(Washington Post)   If you notice a hero in an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster suddenly developing a craving for SoYummy #1 Premium Quality Fish Entrails, or Lucky Dragon Brand Panda Brains, here's why  (washingtonpost.com) (16)
(Cinematical)   Hilary Duff in the running to ruin the "Spider-Man" reboot  (cinematical.com) (39)
(Cinematical)   Just when you thought Breaking Dawn would be the end of Sparkly Vampire Films, Summit will make a film from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight novella about a character who lived for five minutes  (cinematical.com) (33)
(Starpulse)   Patricia Clarkson has some choice words for Helen Mirren's talents. Giggity  (starpulse.com) (11)
(Starpulse)   Katy Perry wants to buy an English farm; start talking like Madonna  (starpulse.com) (25)
(Some Guy)   Lady GaGa poses in meat bikini & it's sort of hot  (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) (96)
(io9)   And your new Doctor Who catchphrase is: "wibbly wobbly explodey wodey"  (io9.com) (44)
(io9)   The coolest cinematic ice monster you'll see all day  (io9.com) (17)
(Digital Spy)   Paris Hilton had a cheap lei while spending Labor Day in Hawaii  (digitalspy.com) (15)
(Digital Spy)   Katy Perry: "I sleep with lights on unless I'm with Russell Brand." That explains a lot  (digitalspy.com) (21)
(Contact Music)   William Shatner admits he expected Star Trek to fail and was shocked to see how successful the franchise has become. Now, if he'd only acknowledge Sisko is superior to Kirk all would be right with the world  (contactmusic.com) (190)
(Some Guy)   Two words: Krull Weddings  (themovingarts.com) (48)
(Contact Music)   Hillary Duff assumed tabloids would fight one another for rights to publish her wedding photos. Turns out she was wrong  (contactmusic.com) (23)
(CNN)   At age 60, Erin Gray is now a celebrity handler at events such as Dragon*Con. (w/ yes you would like an angry fist of god pic)  (cnn.com) (365)
(Concentrated Evil)   Terry Gilliam is working on a 3-D conversion of a little movie called "Time Bandits." Why isn't there an AWESOME tag on Fark?  (marketsaw.blogspot.com) (43)
(Contact Music)   Mark Ruffalo credit Robert Downey Jr. for convince take Hulk role. Mark Ruffalo no like puny humans. MARK RUFFALO SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH PUNY HUMANS  (contactmusic.com) (39)
(io9)   There is one movie that is the perfect parable for nearly everything we currently face in the world today. That movie? Enemy Mine, starring Dennis Quaid and Lou Gosset Jr  (io9.com) (83)

Mon September 06, 2010
(Digital Spy)   "Law & Order: SVU" star Mariska Hargitay wants to join the cast of "Law & Order: Los Angeles." This is her story. *DONK DONK*  (digitalspy.com) (84)
(Contact Music)   James Cameron waxes philosophically about making a Brazilian documentary  (contactmusic.com) (25)
(Starpulse)   From the 10 Years Too Late file: Pamela Anderson to film a sex scene with "lucky" fan  (starpulse.com) (85)
(Some Patsy)   Terry Gilliam's Don Quixote project is stalled yet again. If only there were a metaphor involving the futility of the project involving windmills that could be used  (digitalspy.com) (41)
(Yahoo)   Thanks to Fark headlines, Cuba really is getting into the zombie business. Get ready for "Juan Of The Dead"  (news.yahoo.com) (19)
(Mediaite)   Rick rolls again  (mediaite.com) (83)
(Some Fez)   Filming begins on the new season of Doctor Who, and they've begun by filming what will be arguably the best episode this year, the Neil Gaiman-penned episode  (digitalspy.com) (76)
(Philly)   Four story fruit salad. Wheel of meat. And lots and lots of beer  (philly.com) (8)
(Examiner)   Sean Penn calls Wyclef Jean an opportunist, so Wyclef Jean says that Sean Penn's been doing too much coke to know what's going on. Ladies, ladies, please-- there's enough Haiti for everyone  (examiner.com) (69)
(Save the Cheerleader)   Good news, everyone; there will not be a film based on the once great but now utterly terrible NBC drama Heroes  (digitalspy.com) (48)
(Canoe)   Another reason to love Kate Winslet  (jam.canoe.ca) (53)
(CNN)   Top 10 movies of this Fall predicted. Bonus: not a slide show  (cnn.com) (144)
(Contact Music)   Justin Bieber had the balls to challenge Jaden Smith to a dance-off in a bowling alley. And, of course, NO ONE GAVE A FLYING F*CK  (contactmusic.com) (63)
(Some Timelord Victorious)   2009 Doctor Who special The Waters of Mars wins the show its fourth and presumably final consecutive Hugo award, given Matt Smith's unfortunate current involvement in the series  (sfx.co.uk) (88)
(Some Guy)   Why is John Hodgman John Hodgman?  (christwire.org) (101)

Sun September 05, 2010
(Cracked)   Six things movie characters always manage to forget in order to create tension or advance the plot  (cracked.com) (134)
(The Earth Times)   Mark Wahlberg is ashamed of his musical past with New Kids on the Block when in reality he should be ashamed of starring in an M. Night Shyamalan film  (earthtimes.org) (87)
(Digital Spy)   James Cameron demands excellence, convincing hair plugs  (digitalspy.com) (51)
(Contact Music)   Eli Roth blasts horror film critics for misunderstanding his movies. Yes, Eli, please enlighten us on what we misunderstood about characters getting brutally tortured for an hour  (contactmusic.com) (80)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   The American deports Machete at this weekend's box office  (hollywoodreporter.com) (74)
(YouTube)   I don't know what an Ablisa is. But it's got two heads, four chins and is in desperate need of auto tune  (youtube.com) (56)
(TMZ)   Joe Jackson says spankings kept Michael out of gangs, away from his whores  (tmz.com) (31)
(Onion AV Club)   McG's next ridiculous project? A TV show about a man who thinks he'll make a good detective because he watched a bunch of detective shows on TV  (avclub.com) (42)
(Contact Music)   Store in Michigan has built a shrine to Gerard Butler in a toilet stall he once used. This is madness  (contactmusic.com) (18)
(Fox News)   Geraldo Rivera celebrates forty years in the news business by putting together list of his fifty greatest hits and lowlights of his career. You know you had a good run in journalism when the second item is "America's Best Mustache"  (foxnews.com) (21)
(Some Gossip Site)   Paris Hilton's vagina has more Coke in it than an Atlanta vending machine  (en.terra.com) (63)
(Contact Music)   Khloe Kardashian doesn't like it when people talk shiat about her on the internet. Yes, the ugliest and least relevant Kardashian sister is full of self-importance  (contactmusic.com) (33)
(PopMatters)   "What other film has both found its way onto many best-of lists and also inspired a drinking game?"  (popmatters.com) (33)
(Some Guy)   Woman sells 80 fake Lady Gaga tickets via Craigslist. Makes it easy for cops to find her, since she had all buyers pick the tickets up from her home  (ktla.com) (22)
(Huffington Post)   Tyler Perry...Oscar contender?  (huffingtonpost.com) (49)
(Daily Mail)   Jamie Lynn Sigler is back - toned and tan. Forget about it  (dailymail.co.uk) (55)

Sat September 04, 2010
(Den Of Geek)   Den of Geek selects the worst action hero names ever. Why the Fail tag? Pick a name, any name  (denofgeek.com) (163)
(Contact Music)   Robert Pattinson was almost crushed to death by an elephant last week. Shockingly, it doesn't involve his Twilight fanbase  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (27)
(Contact Music)   Jean Reno and Nicolas Sarkozy have been friends for over 17 years. Nice to know Sarkozy's chummy with the world's most dangerous assassin  (contactmusic.com) (29)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Thirteen real life couples who took their romance to the big screen. It's not love, it's ACTING  (ew.com) (26)
(The Sun)   Paris Hilton last week: That's not my purse with the cocaine in it. Paris Hilton earlier this year on Twitter: Love my new purse, here's a picture of it. Fail tag now has a cold sore, blames Obvious tag  (thesun.co.uk) (39)
(NME)   Morrissey calls the Chinese a "subspecies" because of how they treat animals. In other news, Morrissey has f*cking lost his mind  (nme.com) (94)
(LA Times)   The guy who wrote the infamous "Jump the Shark" episode says he doesn't think he ruined "Happy Days" at all  (articles.latimes.com) (49)
(Examiner) Video Louis CK drops by "The Tonight Show" to talk Sarah Palin, the NYC public school system, and Jamaican ladies being utilized in the war to control unruly children. Just pretend Leno isn't there  (examiner.com) (76)
(hollywood today)   Venice Film Festival honors John Woo with inexplicable white doves and melodramatic slo-mo  (hollywoodtoday.net) (6)
(AfterEllen)   Aronofsky film featuring kiss between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis was well received at Venice Film Festival  (afterellen.com) (55)
(Examiner)   Comedian Robert Schimmel dies following car accident  (examiner.com) (126)
(MSNBC)   Howard Stern discusses leaving satellite radio. Surely, he can't be sirius  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (126)
(Daily Mail)   Hugh Laurie poses as clown in new season teaser  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)
(People Magazine)   Even though everyone knew it, Kara DioGuardi announces she's leaving American Idol to do nothing  (tvwatch.people.com) (36)
(Examiner)   Is it possible to hate a television show for years, only to change your mind about it after you've given it 14 last chances? Okay, well what if the show was "Family Guy"?  (examiner.com) (118)

Fri September 03, 2010
(Celebslam)   Kelly Osbourne is half the woman she used to be  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (117)
(Some Guy)   Good news: Guillermo Del Toro's film adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness moving forward. Bad news: it will be filmed in 3D. Worse news: Del Toro fighting for Tom Cruise to star  (collider.com) (71)
(YouTube) Video Nice to see that the Nexus-6 can still get work around here. Hobo with a Shotgun trailer (Not safe for work, graphic)  (youtube.com) (40)
(Deadline)   It appears the number of possible directors for The Hunger Games trilogy, Hollywood's next big literary-film franchise, has been whittled down to three  (deadline.com) (31)
(io9)   SyFy to ruin Peter Pan  (io9.com) (48)
(Contact Music)   Ridley Scott claims that the "Alien" prequel will be ''really nasty'' and ''tough'' to watch. In related news, Rob Schneider and Carrot Top sign on for Ridley Scott's "Alien" prequel  (contactmusic.com) (69)
(Examiner)   We can argue over Leno's ratings versus Conan's all day-- they're down 22% in the key demo, but up 12% overall-- but in the end, all that matters is that Jay Leno is an insufferable douchebox who hasn't been funny in years  (examiner.com) (72)
(Contact Music)   Paris Hilton may owe film producers $160,000 for sucking. No, I'm not talking about THAT film  (contactmusic.com) (8)
(UPI)   "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" co-stars Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney have a boy who bears a suspicious resemblance to Danny DeVito  (upi.com) (34)
(JSOnline)   Summary of Lady GaGa's show in Milwaukee: "You've helped me be me," a sparkly guy in tights told Gaga during a special phone-an-audience-member portion of the show  (jsonline.com) (18)
(Starpulse)   Jerry Lewis wants to spank Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton. For their own good. Riiiiiiight  (starpulse.com) (30)
(Some Event Whoreizon)   Montana Fishburne has received several acting offers despite her poor acting debut  (digitalspy.com) (36)
(People Magazine)   Kat Von D: I'm in Love with Jesse James. Jesse James: Uh. OK, I just need you to ink this prenup  (people.com) (102)
(Contact Music)   50 Cent offers some legal advice to T.I.: "Have your wife take the fall"  (contactmusic.com) (39)
(News.com.au)   Grey's Anatomy star has anatomically correct feet, so quit fapping perv  (news.com.au) (17)
(Radar Magazine)   Lindsay Lohan is behaving herself post rehab. Mostly by running over babies in strollers and driving away  (radaronline.com) (64)
(Life.com)   "The wit and wisdom of Justin Bieber". Really? Fark you, world. F-A-R-K YOU  (life.com) (29)
(Contact Music)   Brigitte Nielsen figures the renewed interest in Sylvester Stallone is a perfect time for her to shop around her autobiography detailing their romance  (contactmusic.com) (18)
(Contact Music)   Emma Watson says the Harry Potter books & films don't sell sex, unlike Twilight. Plus, the Harry Potter stuff is better written, better acted, and a helluva lot more enjoyable and wasn't written by a horny Mormon  (contactmusic.com) (101)
(Yahoo)   Meet the other Olsen sister. Definitely hotter, but not worth a brazillian dollars. Decisions, decisions  (movies.yahoo.com) (97)

Thu September 02, 2010
(Starpulse)   "Bono Has World Leader Potential," at least according to a spineless Prime Minister who was forced to resign  (starpulse.com) (34)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Entertainment Weekly addresses the willful and unfortunate omission of authors from the "Dancing with the Stars" series, because if there's anything that television audiences want to see, it's Stephen King doing the Lambada  (shelf-life.ew.com) (32)
(Digital Spy)   Jennifer Grey worried about competing on "Dancing with the Stars," being put in a corner  T-Shirt  (digitalspy.com) (58)
(FilmDrunk)   New study finds Oscar winners live longer, Heath Ledger begs to differ  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (32)
(Topless Robot)   William Shatner is the embodiment of the sun, and Mark Hamill is the embodiment of nothingness. No, it's not a Star Trek versus Star Wars debate, it's the plot of the new animated film Quantum Quest, which sounds f*cking terrible  (toplessrobot.com) (21)
(Hollyscoop)   Paris Hilton caught lying to the cops, thanks to Twitter. OK TRUTH IS COMING OUT  (hollyscoop.com) (30)
(I Heart Chaos)   So Louis CK got shiatfaced on a flight to LA yesterday while Twittering... and this happened  (iheartchaos.com) (92)
(Hollyscoop)   Sandra Bullock is the most powerful actress in Hollywood. Take THAT, Betty White  (hollyscoop.com) (25)
(IMDB)   Happy 44th Birthday to Salma Hayek. A legitimate excuse to post pictures of her  (imdb.com) (86)
(Some Guy)   UK survey finds Megan Fox and Brad Pitt as the top celebs people would let their SO sleep with and not get upset over it  (megan-fox.com) (50)
(Ars Technica)   Thomas Edison invented many things used by the entertainment industry. Including the concept of "sue first, innovate later"  (arstechnica.com) (40)
(TMZ)   Axl Rose starts G-n-R concert 90 minutes late, pisses off fans who then throw bottles at him, so he storms off after one song. It's not a repeat, but it might as well be  (tmz.com) (105)
(io9)   Yama hama, it's your first look at David Tennant in the remake of "Fright Night"  (io9.com) (34)
(Hollyscoop)   Cast members of "Machete," please enter the theater for the premiere. Not so fast, Lindsay Lohan  (hollyscoop.com) (51)
(Examiner) Video Second trailer for the Robert Downey Jr./Zach Galifianakis comedy "Due Date" arrives online, continues to fail at living up to the Hollywood hype that this is a worthy successor to "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"  (examiner.com) (52)
(Cracked)   Which character in these seven movies did you hope to watch die?  (cracked.com) (295)
(Breitbart.com)   Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband wants to plastinate her body. Dude, what you two do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your business  (breitbart.com) (29)
(Examiner)   Subby doesn't know what a Justin Bieber is, but this photo of an unfortunate middle-aged man caught in the maelstrom of a Justin Bieber concert might be the funniest photo you'll see all day  (examiner.com) (66)
(Daily Mail)   Caption this picture of Britney Spears and her boytoy looking creepy  (i.dailymail.co.uk) (176)
(E! Online)   Producer wants Harvey Keitel to replace Steve Carell on The Office. Because if there's one thing The Office is missing, it's full-frontal male nudity  (eonline.com) (95)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   Quite a few people passed on 'Dancing with the has-beens.' Admit it, you'd watch Ann Coulter just on the chance she faceplants during her routine   (livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com) (35)
(CBS Chicago)   An extra on the set of "Transformers 3" is airlifted in critical condition following an accident during filming. Usually it takes viewing one of the "Transformers" movies to elicit that reaction  (cbs2chicago.com) (34)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   The greatest news you'll read all week:Neil Gaiman's classic comic book Sandman is being adapted into a TV series   (heatvision.hollywoodreporter.com) (162)

Wed September 01, 2010
(Jezebel)   What the hell did Glamour magazine do to Lea Michele's face on this cover photo?  (jezebel.com) (58)
(io9)   Peter Wingfield answers 11 of your deepest Highlander questions. "Can there really only be one?" notably absent  (io9.com) (50)
(Insert Random Simile Here)   Dennis Miller, who hasn't been funny since the summer of 2001, gets his first HBO special in four years. Guess they're desperate for programming  (deadline.com) (128)
(Toronto Sun)   Don Johnson attacked by warthog, who amazingly was NOT Melanie Griffith  (torontosun.com) (15)
(Some Corporate Drone)   The lost episodes of Better Off Ted are now available  (hitfix.com) (44)
(WWTDD)   Finally, there's a way to tell Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel apart  (wwtdd.com) (92)
(Cinematical)   George Clooney to direct "Farragut North" with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti and Chris Pine. That sounds...well, that sounds pretty awesome actually  (cinematical.com) (34)
(PopMatters)   That Molly Berg or her counterpart, Molly, are not as revered or celebrated as Lucille Ball, Jackie Gleason, and other stars of television's early days is astonishing  (popmatters.com) (20)
(Gawker)   I don't know what a Pat Kiernan is, but he is being called the Justin Bieber for adults  (gawker.com) (12)
(Hollyscoop)   After consulting with the CDC, Las Vegas clubs might ban Paris Hilton  (hollyscoop.com) (26)
(Some Guy)   New History Channel show "Stan Lee's Superhumans" is getting lots of people bent out of shape. (Oh yes there's pics)  (bizarremedical.com) (46)
(Starpulse)   Someone actually took the time to look at, assess and comment on the state of Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks' teeth  (starpulse.com) (60)
(Havasu News)   Attention Lake Havasu residents; 'PIRAHNA 3-D' was NOT a documentary; "A shark is one thing, but prehistoric killer fish aren't ever going to attack our city"  (havasunews.com) (26)
(Hollyscoop)   Michael Lohan moves to LA to be closer to his daughter, inspire more Fark headlines  (hollyscoop.com) (5)
(Contact Music)   The big Snoop D-o-double-gizzle is cracking down on internet fraudizzle  (contactmusic.com) (22)
(Examiner) Video Conan O'Brien finally announces the name of his new TBS show, and he's done it in a typically hilarious sketch. Just for old time's sake, Subby invites NBC to suck it like Trebek's mother  (examiner.com) (75)
(Daily Mail)   Ellen Pompeo has extra toes. Can you digit?  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)
(Daily Mail)   Julia Roberts goes out on beach in bikini, shows off unshaven armpits and tramp stamp. The Daily Mail is there. (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)
(Wired)   Documentary abou the Pirate Bay saga is in production. It should reach torrent sites about two weeks before release  (wired.com) (16)
(Bitten and Bound)   Michael Douglas told Letterman last night that he has advanced Stage IV throat cancer, potentially deadly. (video)  (bittenandbound.com) (59)
(The Blemish)   "Khloe Kardashian's vagina is better looking than previously thought"  (theblemish.com) (57)
(Examiner)   Review of new documentary "Catfish", the terrifying story of a man that decides to meet the girl he's been dating online for a year: "What 'Jaws' did for going swimming, 'Catfish' will do for Facebook"  (examiner.com) (100)
(Bitten and Bound)   Dissed and pissed, Joan River dropped the f-bomb on DWTS for filling the old lady slot with Florence Henderson  (bittenandbound.com) (10)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   Conan to announce new show's name tomorrow. I suggest Redhead Redemption. Better suggestions to the right, voting enabled   (livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com) (148)
(Daily Mail)   Kelly Ripa more "ripped" than her hubby at the beach. If "ripped" means sickly and nausea inducing, then yes...yes, she's ripped  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)
(HitFIx)   Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis say James Cameron was always a nice guy...off set  (hitfix.com) (18)
(BAZINGA)   George Takei will guest star as half of Wolowitz's conscience in The Big Bang theory this season, alongside Katee Sackhoff, the other half  (digitalspy.com) (75)
(Emmy Link)   81% of respondents prove to be gay men or jealous women as they vote Christina Hendricks to the Emmy Red Carpet Worst Dressed list. Yes, its a slide show, but we can fix the voting (Slide 11)  (tvsquad.com) (249)
(Deadline)   Sony's marketing ploy for The Virgin Hit is working remarkably well; they've put up billboards saying "Still a virgin? Call for help." Naturally, politicians are making a case out of it and giving Sony what they wanted  (deadline.com) (11)
(Pajiba)   First annual Hugo Reyes award for the top 10 one hit wonder actors. These people were great on a single TV show, but chances are we'll never see them ever again (well, except for that one guy)  (pajiba.com) (123)

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