| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Ellen DeGeneres arranges $30,000 scholarship for lesbian teen who's prom was cancelled. She even offers to pay for a replacement prom (eonline.com) | (70) | ||
| Demi Moore and that ugly chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding save one of their Twitter followers from committing suicide. Dammit, the last thing those two need is a fanbase (contactmusic.com) | (16) | ||
| Brittany Murphy's husband and mother were very concerned with her prescription drug use. So concerned, they assumed aliases and used multiple pharmacies to assist her in getting over 100 different prescriptions filled (tmz.com) | (24) | ||
| (Some Doctor Who Fan) | New Doctor Who trailer reveals just how emo and awful the new Doctor will be, and how hot his redheaded companion is (kasterborus.com) | (82) | |
| Sandra Bullock speaks fluent German. Schwïng! (youtube.com) | (73) | ||
| You can't remake the Rockford Files, says John Nolte...holy hell, the man has written something that actually makes sense (bighollywood.breitbart.com) | (26) | ||
| The producers of the Captain America movie aren't farking around anymore, they're serious this time. The list to play Cap is down to three people. They think you'll be pleasantly supr...oh Jesus H. Christ, are you farking kidding me? (slashfilm.com) | (84) | ||
| (Some Block of Wood) | Kristen Stewart "stressed" at portraying Joan Jett accurately. Yeah, kid, acting is tough the first time around (spinner.com) | (43) | |
| (The Frisky) | Snooki's image tarnished by report revealing that she was charged in a friend's drunk driving death in 2004. Just kidding, this doesn't surprise anyone (thefrisky.com) | (41) | |
| (Mr. Moviephone) | Movie rule # 74: In every film in which he appears, it must rain on John Cusack (insidemovies.moviefone.com) | (43) | |
| Never before has such a polarizing, confusing question been asked: "Which science fiction franchise's fans can offer the best sex advice?" Difficulty: not a trick question (io9.com) | (49) | ||
| The hottest picture of Katy Perry wearing an Oscar the Grouch snuggie you will see in the history of your life today (metro.co.uk) | (70) | ||
| A quick rundown on just what Jonah Hex is actually about. You know, it's a pretty cool comic book, it's going to be a lot more than just Megan Fox being a hooker, I mean it's....I lost you at Megan Fox being a hooker, didn't I? (movies.ign.com) | (30) | ||
| (Powell's) | Nicholas Sparks compares himself to Hemingway. Oh, right....'cause when you think of Hemingway, you think of pussified leading men, syrupy, obvious, chick-friendly plots, and sixth-grade reading comprehension levels (powells.com) | (72) | |
| Roger Ebert reviews The Runaways: "An all-girl rock band goes on the road, hits the charts but crashes from drugs. This is the plot of a 1970 film named 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls'..." (rogerebert.suntimes.com) | (43) | ||
| Jessica Simpson says we will be shocked by next career move: "I'm putting my hands in different things" (mtv.com) | (73) | ||
| 10 years ago today, Bryan Singer's X-Men was released, marking the beginning of a new era in superhero and comic book films (theatlantic.com) | (73) | ||
| Journey's ex-singer offended by Sarah Silverman's humor but surprisingly, not by his back catalog (rollingstone.com) | (76) | ||
| Australia gives $1.5m to help fund a television show about a bong-smoking dog having sex with dead animals, a stuffed bear, and the neighbours cat, tentatively titled "the most awesome program ever" (news.com.au) | (17) | ||
| Entertainment industry to use words like "unauthorised downloading" after it was determined that "piracy" sounds kind of cool and sexy (boingboing.net) | (73) | ||
| Dr. Phil becomes a grandpa. I mean, that baby is more wrinkled than a raisin in Nacogdoches. I mean, that's crazier than a blue-tick hound eatin' hisself a lollipop at Sundee School. I mean, do you even GET what I'm saying? (people.com) | (22) | ||
| (Prefix Mag) | Fox News lady wants new Lady Gaga video outlawed because it encourages predators and is "poison for the minds of our kids" (with vid) (prefixmag.com) | (105) | |
| It gets better - Jesse James' tattooed mistress is also a nazi. Nice (thesuperficial.com) | (302) | ||
| Heidi Montag fires her psychic/manager and will manager her career from now on. Even I don't have to be a psychic to know where this is leading (people.com) | (18) | ||
| Remaking Overboard, really? Well I guess it wasn't a horrible movie, oh and Goldie Hawn was in it, so you could get Kate Hudson to do her mom's role and....Jennifer Lopez? That's the stupidest farking thing I've ever heard (cinematical.com) | (52) | ||
| (TK421) | It's like basements everywhere cried out and were suddenly emptied (starwarsinconcert.com) | (67) | |
| (Hold Me Like You Did on Naboo) | Natalie Portman's career has finally hit rock bottom: she's starring in a romantic comedy alongside Ashton Kutcher (digitalspy.com) | (75) | |
| 15 movies that aren't on DVD but should be (denofgeek.com) | (228) | ||
| Warner Brothers anounces that every major movie they release from now on will be in 3D. This means every movie, including the third Batman film. Damn you, James Cameron. Damn you to hell (slashfilm.com) | (98) | ||
| 1971 comic book panel shows Robin knows Spider-Man is Peter Parker (retrocrush.com) | (41) | ||
| In a shocking turn of events, Octomom is really bad at math (tmz.com) | (69) |
| Sarah Palin is a private citizen who just wants to be left alone to have a reality show on A&E or the Discovery Channel (aintitcool.com) | (201) | ||
| India - where people drink from the contaminated Ganges river and often bathe in cow urine - is considering banning Lindsay Lohan, because, hey, even they know where to draw the line (telegraph.co.uk) | (44) | ||
| (Some Peanut) | Skeet Ulrich has signed on to star in a CBS medical drama that will probably be cancelled quicker than Jericho (digitalspy.com) | (25) | |
| Man outs himself to the world to say that Lady Gaga stole some songs, her stage name, and other assorted things from him to the tune of $35 million (hosted.ap.org) | (32) | ||
| Fox is trying to lure Bryan Singer back from Warner Bros. in order to direct "X-Men: The First Class," and maybe even Wolverine 2 (slashfilm.com) | (34) | ||
| Robert Pattinson, humanity at large baffled by fan gifts (contactmusic.com) | (25) | ||
| Feldman now officially milking Haim's death for all it's worth (people.com) | (38) | ||
| Boy George on the time he met Lady Gaga: "I was like, 'Oh my God' You know, I've been that woman'" (starpulse.com) | (15) | ||
| Another part of your childhood just died (if you're old). Fess Parker dead at age 85 (content.usatoday.com) | (49) | ||
| Jesse James issues public apology to Sandra Bullock and her family; says the "vast majority" of allegations against him are "untrue and unfounded" (starpulse.com) | (95) | ||
| (NY Mag) | ABC airs first teenage male same-sex kiss on US network TV, but it was on Ugly Betty so it's unlikely anybody saw it to complain (nymag.com) | (25) | |
| (Some Six) | Ron Moore says Caprica's ratings could be better. Yeah, well, so could the writing (digitalspy.co.uk) | (115) | |
| Tim Burton to make a stop-motion, 3D Addams Family movie. Subby will give you three guesses at who plays Gomez and Morticia, but you'll only need two (slashfilm.com) | (125) | ||
| Hank Azaria has been cast as Gargamel in the upcoming live action Smurfs movie. That's actually pretty smurfy (chud.com) | (41) | ||
| Conan fanboys: "the ratings were good enough... He'll be a star on Fox". Fox Affiliates: "Conan? No thanks, we'd rather run reruns of other shows, like The Office. Yes, the crappy US version" (tmz.com) | (68) | ||
| Alec Baldwin having a war of words with a fat, disgusting ungrateful little pig of a journalist (contactmusic.com) | (14) | ||
| Yeah right... like the guy in the three thousand dollar pants is going to get the girl from "Parks & Recreation" pregnant again. COME ON (msnbc.msn.com) | (56) | ||
| If, while watching District 9 you said to yourself, "I wonder how this would look if it were Mexico and monsters, instead of South Africa and aliens," you're really weird and, as fate would have it, in luck (io9.com) | (41) | ||
| (Daily Mail) | Cartoon Network beats MSNBC, CNN, probably because its characters are more believable (blogs.dailymail.com) | (49) | |
| The ten worst comic book movies of all time. Seriously, how hard could it be to make a good movie about The Punisher? (movies.ign.com) | (127) | ||
| Inspired by "Muppet Babies," George Lucas says he wants to do "Star Wars Babies." No, seriously. This isn't an early April Fool's joke (io9.com) | (92) | ||
| NBC making some big changes to the casting of "Parks and Rec" and "The Office", which you'd be concerned about if you actually watched either of those shows (examiner.com) | (113) | ||
| Nickelodeon orders more episodes of "iCarly," giving star Miranda Cosgrove a multi-million-dollar contract that enables her to buy and sell any of your lame asses (hollywoodreporter.com) | (103) | ||
| Val Kilmer apparently preparing for some unannounced upcoming role in a Meat Loaf biopic (mirror.co.uk) | (57) | ||
| Jon Stewart: "He's just like our last president". Texas school board member: "Somebody needs to stand up to the experts" Jon Stewart: "Wow he really is just like our last president." (thedailyshow.com) | (453) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Ghostbusters 3 gets slimed by Columbia Pictures, who want to exorcise Ivan Reitman as director (nymag.com) | (42) | |
| The top 10 genuinely sexy movie characters. Sorry, Megan (denofgeek.com) | (195) | ||
| (Digitalspy) | Kendra Wilkinson criticizes Kate Gosselin of being an unfit mother because she's whoring herself out for a TV show (digitalspy.com) | (44) | |
| (China Daily) | Robert Pattinson would love to play James Bond one day. Possible film titles include "Emopussy," "Tomorrow Never Sparkles," and "You Only Brood Seventy Million Times" (chinadaily.com.cn) | (40) | |
| Michael Caine: "I've never been completely naked and I won't ever do it" (thesun.co.uk) | (37) | ||
| Teaser poster for 'The Expendables' ... the tag is because "Cool" isn't good enough (aintitcool.com) | (79) | ||
| Forest Whitaker credits his 80-pound weight loss to a vegetarian diet, thinks about changing his name to "Leaf" (contactmusic.com) | (30) | ||
| Proof that men are stupid and will cheat on even the hottest woman: Jesse James has been f*cking around on Sandra Bullock (starpulse.com) | (243) | ||
| (I Think It Was Dark Angel) | Nicholas Brendon, best known for his role as...I dunno, some douche in that one Joss Whedon show with the strong chick, was arrested and tased in Los Angeles (digitalspy.com) | (73) | |
| Marie Osmond is a little bit country and a little bit collapsed from grief (contactmusic.com) | (34) | ||
| Ryan Seacrest's balls grew right before our eyes last night when he confronted Simon. How much did they grow, you say? They grew three sizes that day (tv.gawker.com) | (83) |
| Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman may still hate Jay Leno, but not enough to stop talking about it (gawker.tv) | (36) | ||
| Warehouse 13 actors Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly sit down and talk being awesome (io9.com) | (20) | ||
| (Pop Rox Nation) | There's a turning point where your massive collection of junk goes from "You have no life" to "We now bow down before your awesomeness" (poproxnation.thekartel.com) | (48) | |
| While "Modern Family" gets all the praise, ABC's other family sitcom, "The Middle," isn't that bad: The dad isn't a buffoon and they're middle-class schlubs like us (theatlantic.com) | (110) | ||
| (Some Model) | Kate Moss addicted to an "online chat website." So, what's her Fark handle? (digitalspy.co.uk) | (76) | |
| (Some Sparrow) | Extras cast in Pirates of the Carribean 4 must have "real breasts." This sounds great until you realize they're talking about men (digitalspy.co.uk) | (50) | |
| 'Wonder Years' star McKellar expecting subby's baby (msnbc.msn.com) | (58) | ||
| (NBC Philadelphia) | Supermodels then and how they look now. You won't be disappointed (nbcphiladelphia.com) | (54) | |
| Hey NBC affiliates, I've got good news and bad news. The good news: Your ratings are up 45% at 10pm now that Leno's moved. The bad news: You're still in fourth (huffingtonpost.com) | (33) | ||
| If you think the Captain America casting is a clusterfark, well, you're right, but so were these other movies and they turned out alright, most of them at least (cinematical.com) | (31) | ||
| After all these years, Michael Caine is still one bad motherfarker. Samuel L. Jackson would be wise to pay attention (chud.com) | (72) | ||
| Mackenzie Phillips gets herself made-over. Papa would be so proud (abcnews.go.com) | (46) | ||
| Martha Stewart has a wicked temper, feeds guinea pig fricassee to children, and thinks her dog committed suicide (gawker.com) | (44) | ||
| Syfy picks up "Scare Tactics" hosted by Tracy Morgan, raising the question: Why haven't Syfy's top executives been arrested for criminal incompetence and general idiocy? (hollywoodreporter.com) | (97) | ||
| Britney Spears ends romantic relationship with agent Jason Trainwreck... uhh, I mean, Trawick (contactmusic.com) | (28) | ||
| Conan's "Legally Prohibited" tour set to be filmed for a documentary feature. Because the Masturbating Bear's onboard, let's hope they don't go 3D on this one (examiner.com) | (39) | ||
| (Some Gandolf) | Ian McKellen says The Hobbit will begin its overproduced and boring filming in June. Still nothing about the Magneto prequel, I see (digitalspy.com) | (123) | |
| Dear Hollywood. Please can we have fewer films with talking CG animals in them now? (denofgeek.com) | (48) | ||
| Taylor Lautner found to have a previously unknown twin brother (huffingtonpost.com) | (25) | ||
| Actual headline: "Leo helps Kate through split." Well, you see, when an actor and an actress love each other very, very much, he takes his passenger steamship and rams it into her iceberg (thesun.co.uk) | (59) | ||
| (Sy-Fy has no real Sci-Fi) | Sy-Fy in talks with Ron Moore to further rape the corpse that is Battlestar Galactica (trekmovie.com) | (178) | |
| Todd Bridges: "I worked four different hotels and I had five girls that worked on the streets." Whatchoo talkin' bout? (contactmusic.com) | (28) | ||
| Jennifer Aniston: My terrifying near-death experience (ok.co.uk) | (89) |
| (The Faster Times) | Hollywood is out of ideas, but the French are adapting Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood, so that's pretty cool (thefastertimes.com) | (40) | |
| Seven years after his death, Mr. Rogers is making a comeback in Pittsburgh. Including a $3 million statue of Fred tying his shoes (nytimes.com) | (108) | ||
| Zac Efron is one of those rare breeds of stars in Hollywood: responsible (celebslam.celebuzz.com) | (51) | ||
| Kevin Smith's submission to "Night of 140 Tweets" featuring his new toy. (Not safe for work) (youtube.com) | (45) | ||
| Robert Downey Jr. to get really high (into space) (gammasquad.uproxx.com) | (12) | ||
| The Periodic Table of Sci-Fi has all the right elements of your favorite franchises (io9.com) | (42) | ||
| Mickey Rourke quits the new Conan movie. Tilda Swinton preparing for her audition (contactmusic.com) | (54) | ||
| C-Span releases full 23 years of archives, that's enough vid....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (nytimes.com) | (22) | ||
| Jason Segal will star in the next Muppet Movie. No word if it will be as himself or as a muppet, but really, it'll be hard to notice a difference (contactmusic.com) | (40) | ||
| Neil Gaiman thinks a Sandman TV series on HBO would be a great idea. And it would be, but you know how hard it is for a comic book to become a multimedia franchise (io9.com) | (101) | ||
| (Some Comic Book Guy) | Latino Review gets a Marvel insider to give them all kinds of info on the Captain America, Thor and The Avengers movies. Caution: spoilerific (latinoreview.com) | (22) | |
| Amanda Seyfried'S new love scenes with Julianne Moore for the win: "My mom can see whatever she pleases, but I actually gave strict rules to my father to not come" (starpulse.com) | (60) | ||
| (Satellite News) | Shout Factory announces its new MST3K DVD box set. Featured movies include Lost Continent, Crash of the Moons, The Beast of Yucca Flats, and Jack Frost. It's not world peace, but it's pretty damn close (mst3kinfo.com) | (88) | |
| The ten most offensive TV shows of all time. Where the hell is "According to Jim" and "Till Death"? (starpulse.com) | (151) | ||
| Stars who are not the "Hollywood ideal" but are beautiful anyway. You'll see what the tag's for (starpulse.com) | (144) | ||
| (WWL) | The 'Green Lantern' gets the green light to begin shooting (wwl.com) | (20) | |
| If this is what they've sunk to, they should just scrap the whole Captain America movie and move on (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) | (68) | ||
| Directors Bill Condon, Sofia Coppolla, and farking Gus van Sant have all been contacted by Summit Entertainment about possibly directing the last of the two Twilight films. Where's the No Farking Chance tag? (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) | (48) | ||
| Just when you thought there was SOMETHING Michael Bay wouldn't touch: 2 Faust 2 Furious (pastemagazine.com) | (14) | ||
| Martin Scorsese has added Ben Kingsley and Sacha Baron Cohen to his adaptation of The Invention of Hugo Cabret. Damn, that thing might be pretty good (slashfilm.com) | (20) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Kirstie Alley's new diet plan is a Scientology front, proving that Dianetics can help you stay morbidly obese (showbiz411.blogs.thr.com) | (61) | |
| Five Disney ideas that deserve the Tron treatment. Subby would line up right now for a Gizmoduck movie (io9.com) | (110) | ||
| Ben Stiller believes that laughter is the reason why his marriage has lasted so long. Be here next week when Ben Stiller's wife files for divorce (contactmusic.com) | (39) | ||
| Having worked with Seth Rogen many, many times, Judd Apatow firmly declares that he is against the idea of 3-D sex scenes (contactmusic.com) | (17) | ||
| (Some film dude) | We've come a long way from the days when movies were only in black and white. Now they're only in blue and orange (theabyssgazes.blogspot.com) | (72) | |
| Dr. Gaius Baltar joins the cast of "Eureka." In related news, "Eureka" is still on (upi.com) | (59) | ||
| Ronnie James Dio winning cancer battle after meeting it face to face and slicing it clean in two with his broadsword (contactmusic.com) | (83) | ||
| Apparently the actual reporters at Fox News have become concerned that working for a network headlined by a ranting lunatic crybaby might be why no one takes them seriously as journalists (washingtonpost.com) | (272) | ||
| The Good News: Spencer Pratt is leaving TV. The Bad News: Him and his flesh colored beard are going to be snooping your proxies (cnn.com) | (46) |
| Catherine Zeta-Jones wants to do a remake of "War Of The Roses" with her husband, Michael Douglas. Stop, stop it right now (contactmusic.com) | (50) | ||
| (The Blemish) | Jude Law will visit his illegitimate daughter twice a year. Everybody all at once: Awww (theblemish.com) | (51) | |
| Kate Winslet available again. The line forms to the right (tmz.com) | (142) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Not News: Mike Tyson to host his own TV show. News: On Animal Planet. Fark: It's a show about the competitive sport of pigeon racing (broadcastingcable.com) | (40) | |
| As the new judge on "American Idol," Ellen DeGeneres is perfect for the job because "she doesn't judge people," says Portia de Rossi (tvwatch.people.com) | (30) | ||
| Lindsay Lohan sparks a Swine Flu scare. I'd be more worried about the gonoherpasyphilaids (starpulse.com) | (18) | ||
| Corey Feldman will not attend Corey Haim's funeral. So much for Goonies always sticking together, asshole (contactmusic.com) | (75) | ||
| More proof that Comedy Central just needs to give it up with the original programming: Chris Parnell & Horatio Sanz have joined the cast of Jon Heder's upcoming as-yet-untitled sitcom (starpulse.com) | (61) | ||
| Doctor Who's new companion explains why she wears really short skirts. Why would she need a reason? (io9.com) | (92) | ||
| Rooster McConaughey, Mónica Cruz, Neil Connery and seven other lesser-known celebrity siblings. Worth repeating: Rooster McConaughey (pastemagazine.com) | (98) | ||
| This is why James Cameron can film whatever the hell he wants: Avatar will end up making a $1 billion profit for its investors, including $400 million for Rupert Murdoch's News Corp (news.yahoo.com) | (63) | ||
| "Kick-Ass" debuted at the South by Southwest film festival, and elicited a good audience reaction, you c--ts (wired.com) | (52) | ||
| (Vigilant Citizen) | Lady Gaga is a mind-controlled puppet of the Illuminati. WAKE UP SHEEPLE (vigilantcitizen.com) | (111) | |
| Romeo and Juliet and the early-bird dinner special at The Sizzler (guardian.co.uk) | (19) | ||
| Courtney Love wants to reconcile with her daughter's inheritance (contactmusic.com) | (19) | ||
| (MovieWeb) | Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas, Bat Country Edition: John Cusack & his friends want to remake "Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas" (movieweb.com) | (77) | |
| Boy George has really let himself go (wwtdd.com) | (82) | ||
| (Some Dummy) | Emilie de Ravin is confused by Lost, manual car windows, and shoelaces (digitalspy.com) | (80) | |
| MTV bans Lady Gaga/Beyonce video, along with every other video for the past fifteen years (tv.gawker.com) | (166) | ||
| "Avatar" to be re-released this fall, because seeing it twenty times already just isn't enough (hollyscoop.com) | (85) |
| Supreme Court rules cable companies must continue to make their programming available to satellite companies. In other news, people still use satellites instead of cable. And no, I checked, it's not 1988 (variety.com) | (99) | ||
| Peter Graves' life is over, over (latimesblogs.latimes.com) | (383) | ||
| Emma Watson is nineteen and single (contactmusic.com) | (120) | ||
| David Schwimmer may propose to his British girlfriend, which is sorta like what happened on Friends, only in this instance his girlfriend can't read about it online and spoil the surprise (contactmusic.com) | (23) | ||
| (Just Post Pics of Ginny) | Blogger calls JK Rowling a second-rate author. Ironic, Fail, and Dumbass tags battle it out (digitalspy.com) | (135) | |
| (The Movie Blog) | The biggest movie critic troll had been banned from screenings. There goes Uwe Boll's "5% Fresh" rating (themovieblog.com) | (76) | |
| (Finally, a Good Creed) | An interview with Creed "Yes, I'm in The Office But I'm Also a Musician and Was a Founding Member of The Grass Roots" Bratton (spinner.com) | (73) | |
| (Citizen-Times) | Asheville NC's "Actionfest", 'Sundance' for action movies, will present Chuck Norris a Lifetime Achievement Award. Unknown for which of his seven lives Chuck will be accepting (citizen-times.com) | (34) | |
| Director Russell Mulcahy defends the MTV Teen Wolf remake: "It takes a totally different slant, taking more of the slant of The Lost Boys, so to speak. It still has humour, but it's basically got horror and humour" (denofgeek.com) | (34) | ||
| Cynthia Nixon receives award from gay organization, no word from PETA on her years spent on HBO working with horses (abcnews.go.com) | (19) | ||
| Adam Sandler hires Heidi Montag for his next film, which already features Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, and-- presumably-- Rob Schneider. How this thing isn't titled "Box Office Poison", subby will never know (examiner.com) | (54) | ||
| So it comes to this... Hollywood so out of ideas, they're now producing remakes of three year old films (imdb.com) | (86) | ||
| Joe Jonas is dating Demi Lovato. Huh. I've never heard of this Demi Lovato guy before. Is he famous or something? (contactmusic.com) | (29) |
| Not News: Guy has picture taken with Jay Leno. FARK: He has "COCO FTW" written on his palm (tmz.com) | (90) | ||
| While Hollywood may be out of ideas, this steampunk trailer from Europe shows that all hope is not lost (youtube.com) | (83) | ||
| Two minutes of footage from Robert Rodriguez's new Predator movie (io9.com) | (97) | ||
| 10 reasons why Jeff Bridges is so much cooler than you will ever be (unless you are Jeff Bridges) (abcnews.go.com) | (37) | ||
| Joaquin Phoenix's representative denies the star will play Edgar Allen Poe. Nevermore have fans wanted a project like this to happen (contactmusic.com) | (14) | ||
| Summer Glau gets yet another attempt to cement her status as the hottest show killer in the history of television. Yes, even hotter than Ted McGinley. Tag is preemptive (io9.com) | (56) | ||
| Fourth movie in the Bourne series fails to take top slot at box office away from Alice in Wonderland (moviesblog.mtv.com) | (48) | ||
| Studio responsible for the technology behind Jim Carrey's "A Christmas Carol" is being shut down by Disney. Probably because they had a hand in making a Jim Carrey movie (latimes.com) | (20) | ||
| (Some Guy) | "South Park" to open 14th season with episode based on Tiger Woods getting a 7 iron clanked off his chiclets. In other news, SOUTH PARK IS IN ITS 14TH SEASON (azfamily.com) | (119) | |
| In case you missed it, here's the awesome opening to last Thursday's "Parks and Rec" (youtube.com) | (45) | ||
| Uncle Sam: remember that $33 million tax lien we filed against you? Yeah, sorry we screwed up you don't owe us that. Joe Francis: whew, who has that kinda loot? Uncle Sam: Oh, btw, you DO owe us $29 million. kthxbai (tmz.com) | (26) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Turns out Thomas Edison invented the horror movie as well. No wonder he had to create a light bulb (joblo.com) | (23) | |
| (Razzleberries) | 13 actors who did their own stunts. Still couldn't read cue cards (popcrunch.com) | (76) | |
| Line starts here? The vajazzled one may be back on the market boys (celebitchy.com) | (37) | ||
| Conan's salary from his half assed tour = $0, all proceeds go to staff (tmz.com) | (85) | ||
| (Some Peacock) | NBC approaches Fox about picking up 24, because it's clear NBC is RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS (digitalspy.com) | (29) | |
| David Fincher once again shops "Heavy Metal," let it go man (cinematical.com) | (29) | ||
| (Some Idoliot) | And the saga of the Pants on the Ground guy continues as his record label is su...I'm sorry, he has a record label? Goddammit, America, no wonder the terrorists hate us (digitalspy.com) | (15) | |
| The best costumes in movies that didn't make the heroes look like they should be trick or treating (io9.com) | (53) | ||
| This just in: Cory Haim's personal effects are already for sale on ebay. God knows what they have planned for his remains (latimesblogs.latimes.com) | (31) |