| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (MATH IS COMING) | It's official: Nic Cage has signed on to do Ghost Rider 2. Your opinion and good taste are invalid (digitalspy.com) | (10) | |
| Twenty overrated classic movies. To Kill A Mockingbird? Really? You people can go to hell (ew.com) | (140) | ||
| Who should play Jerry Garcia in the upcoming biopic? While there are some good choices, they've missed an obvious one: Zach Galifianakis (pastemagazine.com) | (18) | ||
| You thought that Lady Gaga couldn't find a way to make herself even more unsettling. Shame on you (thesun.co.uk) | (32) | ||
| When it's time to party, HARRY POTTER ALWAYS PARTIES HARD (thesun.co.uk) | (27) | ||
| Matt LeBlanc finally comes out of the closet, admits he's gray (tv.yahoo.com) | (20) | ||
| Can Sasha Grey transition from porn to legitimate actress? Do we really want her to? (cinematical.com) | (74) | ||
| Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick to wed longtime deluded fan (contactmusic.com) | (19) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Ellen Degeneres outed. No, this isn't a repeat from 1997 (ellen.warnerbros.com) | (11) | |
| (The Blemish) | Drew Carey now looks like that neighbor your parents warned you about (theblemish.com) | (38) | |
| Pamela Anderson and Janet Jackson get into a catfight. This would have been so much hotter 15 years ago (mnn.com) | (18) | ||
| Katy Perry and Russell Brand ask Morrissey to sing at their wedding, with predictable results (thesun.co.uk) | (41) | ||
| News anchor rendered a drooling retard by Fark's favorite hottie (gawker.com) | (60) | ||
| Sara Gilbert talks about her new status as a lesbian. Darlene Conner is a lesbian? Get out of town (popwatch.ew.com) | (73) | ||
| Newly skinny dude Drew Carey debuted his 80 lb. weight loss last night. (then and now pics) (bittenandbound.com) | (67) | ||
| MPAA pissed off that freedom of speech is allowed (imdb.com) | (29) | ||
| Len Wiseman, the man responsible for directing Underworld and Live Free or Die Hard, is directing the Total Recall remake. GET YOUR ASS TO MAHS (cinematical.com) | (35) | ||
| Amy Fisher, AKA The Long Island Lolita, signs a deal to get shot in the face (huffingtonpost.com) | (134) | ||
| E. Mo Shyamalan: "My critics will never be happy" (imdb.com) | (91) | ||
| Obama stops by "The View," has no clue what a "Snooki" is (celebitchy.com) | (234) | ||
| Twenty-one reality TV shows that might actually be worth watching (cracked.com) | (25) | ||
| (Some Inceptionist) | Leonardo DiCaprio pulls out of Mel Gibson's upcoming Viking movie (digitalspy.com) | (116) | |
| Jason Priestley and Luke Perry to reunite...in a Hallmark Movie Channel movie, but still (cinematical.com) | (16) | ||
| In praise of the days when sex was sordid, "size zero" was an insult, cellulite was celebrated, and pasties weren't just yummy eats from Michigan's Upper Peninsula (life.com) | (49) | ||
| Anne Rice quits Christianity because Jesus wanted her to (gawker.com) | (90) | ||
| The Daily Show investigates Gay Reiches (thedailyshow.com) | (92) | ||
| (Topless Robot) | Topless Robot wants you to believe that there are nine companions hotter than Rose Tyler and anybody hotter than Amy Pond (toplessrobot.com) | (105) | |
| Although the plot is still a mystery, we seem to have discovered something about the score of Inception (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) | (47) | ||
| (Dude) | Jeff Bridges says there will never be a sequel to The Big Lebowski. F*cking Nihlist (digitalspy.com) | (112) | |
| Remember that ABC president who "resigned" yesterday, and everyone assumed it was because ABC's shows suck? Yeah, turns out he may be guilty of more than just greenlighting "Cavemen" (examiner.com) | (37) | ||
| "Now that I've got a little career going, the Jews want me to stay in my weight and it might be unhealthy" (funnyordie.com) | (35) | ||
| Universal will finally let Guillermo Del Toro turn H.P. Lovecraft's "At The Mountains of Madness" into a big-budget, R-rated, 3D, tentpole movie. For once, Subby can say without sarcasm: Thanks, James Cameron (slashfilm.com) | (116) | ||
| Katy Perry: I used to want to kiss Megan Fox. Now I just want to kiss Natalie Portman (new-magazine.co.uk) | (117) | ||
| (Cartoon Brew) | Good News: There's going to be a new Roadrunner and Coyote cartoon coming out. Bad News: You have to go to Cats and Dogs 2 to see it. Worse News: There's a Cats and Dogs 2 opening tomorrow (cartoonbrew.com) | (35) | |
| Twitter... may... be... the... CRUELEST joke... ever played ...on ...William Shatner (reuters.com) | (25) | ||
| The 10 videogame cliches that have gone on long enough (denofgeek.com) | (320) | ||
| Five things fans of the Green Lantern should know about the upcoming film adaptation. The question of whether or not Blake Lively gets naked strangely absent (cinematical.com) | (48) | ||
| And now, the antidote to all things Snookiesque, Lohanish and otherwise shallow, cheesy and pathetic: finally getting her due, Laura Linney (nytimes.com) | (46) | ||
| Paul Lee to be new head of ABC Entertainment, wants a cracker (latimes.com) | (24) | ||
| Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than "Marmaduke", the first trailer for the "Yogi Bear" movie comes along and changes an entire world's definition of "Holy shiat, that looks terrible" (examiner.com) | (171) | ||
| Fans want Jenna Fischer's Pam to take over as boss on The Office. As long as she supports and NBC shows us Topless Friday (popwatch.ew.com) | (77) | ||
| Paul Giamatti is a shoe-in to play Nikita Khrushchev (variety.com) | (45) |
| Even though she still has a chin that looks like it could crack walnuts, Rumer Willis looks pretty good when she dresses up like a naughty secretary (dailymail.co.uk) | (122) | ||
| Disney characters and the celebrities born to play them, including Isla Fisher as The Little Mermaid and Ellen Page as Christopher Robin (pastemagazine.com) | (60) | ||
| Tina Fey sends 100 notes and chunks of her hair to Brad Pitt in an attempt to meet him. That loud screeching sound you hear is Jennifer Aniston having a nuclear aneurysm (contactmusic.com) | (42) | ||
| I'm on a movie (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) | (62) | ||
| Guess who. "You were a sour-faced biatch today. Do you think it was tricky to get that f---ing tree in the hole, the placenta and organize that s---? Do you know how much f---ing time and money went into that? Did you thank me? (people.com) | (104) | ||
| Bachelorette rises to #1 in the ratings despite being the entertainment equivalent of a big ol' #2 (contactmusic.com) | (14) | ||
| Justin Timberlake-directed tequila and S&M ads give us an inside look at every night at the Biel residence (nerve.com) | (30) | ||
| Miranda Kerr is reportedly pregnant with Orlando Bloom's baby. Wow, I did not see that one coming (starpulse.com) | (53) | ||
| Michael Bay to produce a low budget alien invasion project (slashfilm.com) | (34) | ||
| Diablo Cody overproduces a baby boy (contactmusic.com) | (65) | ||
| Hulk Hogan's ex-wife engaged to 21-year old 'boytoy'. No word if wedding will involve steel chairs (dailymail.co.uk) | (113) | ||
| Someone has taken time to examine the science behind Twilight's sparkly, pale, douchey vampires. Big surprise: they're just highly evolved insects (cinematical.com) | (30) | ||
| (Topless Robot) | The eleven worst Draculas ever to appear on TV or in movies. The list starts out with Morgan Freeman, and... wait, Morgan Freeman? When did this happen? (toplessrobot.com) | (86) | |
| ABC Entertainment president quits on the revelation that he really was in Purgatory the whole damn time (washingtonpost.com) | (18) | ||
| Elvira, Mistress of The Dark, is returning to TV this September. Those with 3D TV sets need to seriously consider how they're going to prepare themselves for this (examiner.com) | (80) | ||
| An Inception time-line infographic. Spoilery, mind numbing (cinematical.com) | (120) | ||
| Corey Feldman dedicates third "Lost Boys" installment to Corey Haim, which will be really touching for the dozens of people who will rent it (contactmusic.com) | (14) | ||
| (God Hates Justin Bieber) | I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but Fred Phelps and the Westboro whackjobs will be protesting her tonight (politicsdaily.com) | (48) | |
| Chris Tucker owes $11 million in taxes, on the lookout for Big Worm (tmz.com) | (67) | ||
| French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy begins filming Woody Allen flick, hopes her performance isn't considered didactique or pedantique (foxnews.com) | (25) | ||
| Zac Efron wants his movies to be relevant. To what, he doesn't quite explain (mtv.com) | (27) | ||
| (Om Nom Nom) | Today, Sally Struthers will be blowing out 62 candles on her birthday cakes (nndb.com) | (22) | |
| Michael Jackson's military style outfits should have given a hint that he was obsessed with Hitler, but his Nazi film collection proves it (dailymail.co.uk) | (37) | ||
| Megan Fox hates something she'll never have to worry about anyway: Being told she's talented (starpulse.com) | (88) | ||
| Having canceled Law & Order, NBC decides to give up on original programming altogether and just run infomercials (news.yahoo.com) | (88) |
| Roman Polanski, the 5-foot pole you wouldn't touch a 13-year-old with, has another victim coming forward (huffingtonpost.com) | (140) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Maury Chaykin, fat bloke from Wargames, dead (montrealgazette.com) | (104) | |
| Despite the fact that he's a cheerful person who has joy in his life, Justin Timberlake might replace Simon Cowell as an "American Idol" judge (contactmusic.com) | (36) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Amanda Bynes does not unsuccessfully fail to unretire from not retiring her non-retired acting career retirement. I think (dimewars.com) | (76) | |
| (lohud.com) | Weirdest movie deal you will read of this year. HBO requires husband to exhume dead wife for film (lohud.com) | (20) | |
| Biggest winners and losers of Comic Con 2010. Bonus Spoiler: Harrison Ford revealed to finally play a __________ (io9.com) | (85) | ||
| Russell Crowe is no longer a sex symbol. Could place third in a Ricky Gervais look-a-like contest though (starpulse.com) | (82) | ||
| 19 regrettable pop culture tattoos. Come for the Alf, stay for the Tony Danza (slideshow) (huffingtonpost.com) | (153) | ||
| (Some Neighbor) | Remember the series of episodes of Mr. Rogers where King Friday orders the Neighborhood of Make-Believe to make bombs while the school children learn about air raids and gas masks? Good times (neighborhoodarchive.blogspot.com) | (75) | |
| (Jezebel) | New detective series "Rizzoli & Isles" is a lesbian-buddy-cop show that doesn't know it's a lesbian-buddy-cop show yet. With spiffy pics (jezebel.com) | (90) | |
| Bob Barker a "curmudgeonly ass," says the Post (nypost.com) | (53) | ||
| Zack Snyder has described his new movie as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns." AND NO GIANT BLUE DONGS (popwatch.ew.com) | (60) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Nick Cave hired to rewrite The Crow reboot. Producers feared original script had too many bad seeds (comicbookmovie.com) | (89) | |
| Dat Wascully Wabbit turns 70 today (en.wikipedia.org) | (114) | ||
| (onewed.com) | 50 year old Valerie Bertinelli getting married for a second time. She wants her upcoming wedding to be small and inconspicuous. Just like her career (onewed.com) | (80) |
| Guy panics when Universal's new Harry Potter ride temporarily malfunctions, calls 911 and the fire department to come rescue him. Like they'll be any use against the Dementors (news.travel.aol.com) | (53) | ||
| Lindsay Lohan's lawyer: "I hope she gets out of jail this week, because she is having withdra eh um is in dire straits" (tmz.com) | (107) | ||
| Someone has attempted to find ten redeeming moments in Adam Sandler's film oeuvre (avclub.com) | (103) | ||
| New season of "The Venture Bros." was unveiled at Nerdfest this weekend, demonstrating that someone indeed cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden (ugo.com) | (106) | ||
| Peter Jackson buy a $50 million private jet, because he farking can (starpulse.com) | (60) | ||
| First look at Hugo Weaving as the Red Skull in "Captain America." Good costume? Check. Good makeup? Check. Batshiat-crazy-looking Hugo Weaving underneath? Check and mate (io9.com) | (82) | ||
| Huge spoilers for Smallville season 10, like for example: Smallville is still on. Who knew? (io9.com) | (48) | ||
| Tom Cruise almost killed by Top Gear. Better luck next time, Top Gear (eonline.com) | (70) | ||
| Someday we'll live in a better world, where smoking hot women aren't judged for sleeping with homunculi simply because they wish to enjoy the perks of power, or fame, or riches. Someday (life.com) | (22) | ||
| The Glee Comic Con panel revealed some spoilers for season 2. It did not, however, reveal why the hell Glee had a panel at Comic Con (popwatch.ew.com) | (51) | ||
| Marvel has regained the film rights for the Punisher. Hopefully this means Frank Castle will finally get a decent movie made about him (cinematical.com) | (130) | ||
| Oliver Stone thinks the problem with Hitler is that "Jewish-dominated media" prevents him from being portrayed "in context" (pajamasmedia.com) | (313) | ||
| (Christwire.org) | "...In the midst of our current cultural and economic crisis there is one danger that is subtler than the violence and drugs in our major motion pictures these days. That danger is the actor known as Bill Murray" (christwire.org) | (104) | |
| Silly: some woman tweets she's going to get plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian "so my husband won't leave me." Cool: Kim immediately tweets back telling her not to do it (dailymail.co.uk) | (72) | ||
| New theory on the deaths of Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack... mold in their house killed them. Bonus: The couple's house was previously owned by Britney Spears (dailymail.co.uk) | (53) | ||
| Audio archives of William Faulkner put online by the University of Virginia. Listen to him talk about his writing, career, current events, and answer students' questions, namely, how the hell do you pronounce "Yoknapatawpha"? (wtop.com) | (30) | ||
| 6 great novels that were hated in their time (cracked.com) | (547) |
| (Some Guy) | The 25 worst aging actors in Hollywood. Eye bleach, glue for shattered fond memories not included (community.livejournal.com) | (247) | |
| (Some Guy) | It has taken 90 years, but Kafka's final works have been saved from a pair of evil old ladies and a horde of feral cats. Wait, what? (thefastertimes.com) | (17) | |
| The Big Bang Theory panel featured some great guest stars, including Barenaked Ladies and some guy wearing a clown sweater. In other news, Wheaton Trifecta complete (livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com) | (55) | ||
| (scifiscoop) | McG on "Terminator 5" in development: "It will be more of a chase movie with a new Terminator that is on your ass". Because that's never been done before, right? (scifiscoop.com) | (87) | |
| (Jezebel) | Sorry ladies, but the bros from Girls Gone Wild don't need your consent to record and publish your antics (jezebel.com) | (103) | |
| Nickelodeon adapting "Fairly Oddparents" for live-action movie. As bad as that sounds, at least M. Night Shyamalan will not be directing (seattlepi.com) | (50) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The secnd funniest movie of all time turns 30 (insidemovies.moviefone.com) | (178) | |
| Fringe will feature even more mind-bending alternate universe action next season (io9.com) | (39) | ||
| Your first rook at the new Godzirra redesign (io9.com) | (56) | ||
| (Some Vapid Girl) | Paris Hilton voted perfect vacation buddy in online poll beating out Tila Tequila and Kim Kardashian. Apparently this vacation is in the 9th level of hell (aceshowbiz.com) | (45) | |
| Daleks, Cybermen, Weeping Angels and other Dr. Who villains swarm a London stage during the Dr. Who Prom. The performance was marred, though, by the appearance of Matt Smith (contactmusic.com) | (118) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Warped quadriplegic cartoonist John Callahan dies. Here's hoping Heaven has an access ramp (blogs.wweek.com) | (39) | |
| When Cameron Diaz blows the transmission in her Kia (yes, a KIA), the Stig comes to her rescue (dailymail.co.uk) | (84) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Town celebrates 25 years of "Stand By Me," complete with blueberry pie-eating contest and return of the dead body (statesmanjournal.com) | (113) | |
| (Some Guy) | That "stabbing" at Comic Con was just a scuffle between friends, and no one was stabbed in the eye, just scratched on the eye. So, basically, the internet blew things out of proportion, which has never happened before (new.blog.imdb.net) | (95) | |
| Hollywood fears 3D bubble has burst. That explains Rudy Rucker shopping a W-rated version of Flatland and Spielberg talking up Jaws=a1e1a1e2a1e3a1e4 (telegraph.co.uk) | (76) | ||
| Die Hard 5 is "imminent," says Bruce Willis, who was looking for the word "inevitable" (cinematical.com) | (82) |
| (FOX5 San Diego) | If you think comix attract 160,000 people to San Diego's annual geekfest, you haven't seen the Babes of Comic-Con (fox5sandiego.com) | (156) | |
| (Some Biatch) | Coming soon to Broadway: Animal Farm: The Musical. Written by Elton John (music-news.com) | (33) | |
| Audiences prefer their blockbusters to be unsalted (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) | (38) | ||
| Law & Order: Los Angeles has found their District Attorney. And it may not be Sam Waterston, but Alfred Molina is just as good (ausiellofiles.ew.com) | (38) | ||
| Hot female celebrities who are over 40. List fails for lack of Diane Lane and inclusion of reality skank (starpulse.com) | (150) | ||
| Joss Whedon talks about his vison for The Avengers. Sorry Nathan Fillion fans, no Ant-Man, but the rest is pretty cool (io9.com) | (71) | ||
| (Peace FM Online) | Lindsey Lohan is probably out of jail as we speak (foreign.peacefmonline.com) | (94) | |
| Catherine Zeta Jones reveals she loves bacon sammiches (dailymail.co.uk) | (40) | ||
| (Some Director) | Short interview with 2001 star, Keir Dullea, about the making of possibly the greatest science fiction movie ever. Answers many burning questions, especially how to pronounce "Dullea" (veryapeproductions.com) | (79) | |
| TV presenter swallows mosquito on air, suffers severe asthma attack (dailymail.co.uk) | (26) | ||
| New improved slave girl Leia, as portrayed by Adrianne Curry (probably SFW) (dailymail.co.uk) | (94) | ||
| The night before Lindsay Lohan went to jail, did she: 1.express remorse 2. spend a tearful night with family 3. work with her mother to lock in mega dollar contracts for exclusive print and TV interviews (news.com.au) | (22) | ||
| (Access Hollywood) | She's the Favre: Amanda Bynes has unretired (accesshollywood.com) | (55) | |
| Skyline could be the next District 9, and probably will be better than the godawful Independence Day (io9.com) | (101) | ||
| New Tron Legacy Trailer. Geeks and Haters to the right please(NSFW language) (aintitcool.com) | (116) |
| Bill Murray's madcap dumpster dive for David Letterman backfires (dailymail.co.uk) | (25) | ||
| MTV is now cited as the network with the most gay characters. In a close race, narrowly missing the honor this year was C-SPAN |
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| It appears that within the next 48 hours at Comic Con a Wonder Woman movie is going to be announced for 2013, with David Goyer attached to write, direct, or possibly both (io9.com) | (63) | ||
| (Hollywood Dump) | Guillermo del Toro to remake Disney's Haunted Mansion in a way that might actually be entertaining (hollywooddump.com) | (52) | |
| Let's face it: "Machete" hasn't looked all that good. Now that the red-band trailer's arrived, however, Subby believes he might drop $10 to see more of Danny Trejo rapelling down a building on a man's intestines (NSFW) (examiner.com) | (164) | ||
| (Some Fat Charlie) | Neil Gaiman has finally finished a script for movie adaptation of Anansi Boys (journal.neilgaiman.com) | (59) | |
| Karl Urban to play the new Judge Dredd. Yes...yes I will watch that (chud.com) | (54) | ||
| Some guy with the most British sounding name ever wants to be Doctor Who, will have to settle for a lifetime of hearing "No shiat, Sherlock" jokes instead (gammasquad.uproxx.com) | (85) | ||
| (Premiere) | Five movie heroes who didn't actually do anything heroic (premiere.com) | (135) | |
| Times were great back in the Mad Men era - real cocktails, nice suits, race and gender discrimination (time.com) | (31) | ||
| Joss Whedon confirms he's directing The Avengers. How's he going to turn Captain America into a tough, wise cracking girl? (cinematical.com) | (99) | ||
| (Las Vegas Sun) | Beatles impersonators sue Beatles impersonators for impersonating Beatles (lasvegassun.com) | (23) | |
| Rare photo of Tori Spelling eating (celebslam.celebuzz.com) | (22) | ||
| "'Salt" is a throwback to pre-"Bourne" spy movies where a subterranean level of stupidity was acceptable so long as there was plenty of mayhem" (miamiherald.com) | (95) | ||
| Brad Pitt has cast himself in the staring role in World War Z, which he owns the movie rights to. Here's hoping that means it may now actually get made (io9.com) | (122) | ||
| (PopMatters) | The BBC series "Being Human" chronicles the attempts by three roommates -- one a vampire, one a werewolf, and one a ghost -- to live decent, normal lives in a world inhospitable to them. But who are the real monsters? (popmatters.com) | (42) | |
| Mel Gibson: "I want jew blood on my hands". And no, this is not a parody from the Onion (huffingtonpost.com) | (97) | ||
| BA Baracus had pretty lousy friends (retrocrush.com) | (41) | ||
| Actress trying to make her bones is suing Bones star for trying to bury his bone. If only there was a phrase to describe a mistake of this magnitude (cnn.com) | (76) | ||
| (Insert Witty Caption Here) | Two of the worst things around today, Justin Bieber and CSI, together at last (digitalspy.com) | (35) | |
| Shakira + hot pink bikini = Farkers not reading the rest of this headline (dailymail.co.uk) | (155) | ||
| In a reimagined version of an iconic TV show, Grace Park will play a character originally portrayed by a man. This is not a repeat from 2004 (popwatch.ew.com) | (48) | ||
| The best thing about "Burn Notice" is being turned into a prequel movie (livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com) | (126) | ||
| ...alright, who said we needed a Spice World 2? (contactmusic.com) | (68) | ||
| The Saw franchise has just been named the highest grossing horror series of all time by the Guiness book of World Records (today.msnbc.msn.com) | (79) |
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