| Carlisle, KY is sick of the attention over Pancake tipping a trailer. I don't think anyone there is buying the Fark T-shirt | (1) |
| (Xen Invaders) | It's a good thing CERN's large hadron collider was shut down until next year... It gave Reddit and Fark's gift of a crowbar and plans to save the world time to arrive. Bonus - real life Gordon Freeman received the gifts | (95) | |
| Drew is helping his buddy Twitch from Z103 in Lex raise donations for kids this xmas. If you're near the Big K on Nicholasville, stop on by and say hi from 8-10am. Bring some toys too. Listen live via the link | (14) |
| (Some Guy) | Fark is #10 of 10 for design of social news websites. Jeff is just happy they didn't call it a blog, advises that they'll get over it | (49) | |
| Fark headlines of the week, November 10 - November 17. Come for the bungee headline; stay for the dig at the Maple Leafs | (69) |