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13.56% Fascist 1.43% Fascist
Sun January 24, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo) Dumbass Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, whose name apparently means "not helping" in Hebrew, claims an illegal Israeli settlement on the West Bank is now "an inseparable part of the state of Israel for eternity"  (news.yahoo.com) (314)
(Think Progress) Interesting Ever thought about redrawing the fifty states to equalize the populations and thus the representation in the US Senate? Here's a really cool map which shows what it would look like  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (380)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Radical hippie state legislator proposes decriminalizing marijuana possession in Virginia. Actually, he's a 79-year old Republican and a pharmacist who may know what he's talking about  (washingtonpost.com) (255)
(Cleveland) Amusing Dear editor: Give Obama a chance. Signed Ellie Light of Philadlephia, PA, Daly City, CA, Mansfield, OH, Three Rivers, NM, Myrtle Beach, SC, Staunton, VA, etc etc etc  (cleveland.com) (193)
(Hot Air) Interesting 45 to 44. Hey, that is a change  (hotair.com) (236)
(CNBC) Obvious Obama sticks it to Glenn Beck's congregation by redistributing 10% of their gold investment. That's the only way you could lose money on something that never loses its value  (cnbc.com) (338)

Sat January 23, 2010
(Eagle Tribune) Amusing Mayor: You're fired. City Council: We say you can't fire him. Mayor: OK, then you're laid off. Here's a box for your stuff  (eagletribune.com) (27)
(The Atlantic) Followup Ben Bernanke just got nominated to lean into the strike zone and take one for the team  (meganmcardle.theatlantic.com) (95)
(Washington Post) Interesting How Republicans won the Internet  (washingtonpost.com) (158)
(MSNBC) Followup After Jon Stewart completely ripped Keith Olbermann a new one, Olbermann shows the right wing a little something called humility and professionalism  (msnbc.msn.com) (383)
(Worldnet Hatey) Asinine Columnist says Haiti is proof the James Camerons Pan-theistic Avatar is false and that Christianity is the way to make Haiti a better place. The 96% Christian Haitians were not interviewed for this column  (wnd.com) (129)
(The State) Dumbass South Carolina Lt. Gov Andre Bauer compares public assistance payments to feeding a stray animal. "You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce"  (thestate.com) (287)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious Experience has already proven that prohibiting health insurers from basing coverage decisions on pre-existing conditions is the surest way to kill the health insurance industry  (reason.com) (314)
(Mich News) Florida "It's more than a little ironic that Democrats praised Dred Scott when it was handed down over a hundred years ago, yet now stand opposed to fundamental freedoms such as free speech today."  (michnews.com) (294)
(Media Matters) Obvious Nearly every broadcast and cable network aired the benefit for Haiti Friday night, but one network decided to 'go rogue'  (mediamatters.org) (857)
(Big Government) Stupid Colorado places a tax on one of its taxes. One guess which party controls the government there  (biggovernment.com) (83)
(Fox News) Obvious All charges to be dropped against 5 most dangerous terrorists currently in U.S. custody. Thanks Obama  (foxnews.com) (274)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Salon) Ironic 2009: Dems shouldn't prosecute Bush war criminals because that would be bad for bi-partisanship and ruin any chances for healthcare reform  (salon.com) (242)
(The New York Times) Interesting Paul Krugman to House Democrats: Hey, be a man  (nytimes.com) (94)
(What Does It Mean?) Obvious Another U.S. induced earthquake test like the one used on Haiti is being planned so we can shake up things in Iran. What? Sounds legit  (whatdoesitmean.com) (128)
(ABC News) Hero Fearing campaign funding will get worse after SCOTUS decision, corporate CEOs tell Congress to quit calling them for contributions, to publically fund elections instead  (abcnews.go.com) (151)
(Yahoo) PSA Republicans shouldn't do their touchdown dance while they're still on their own 41-yard line  (news.yahoo.com) (91)
(ABC News) Followup Pulitzer Board denies National Enquirer prize for Edwards scoop, already awarded Pulitzer to Obama for presidential memoir he hasn't written yet  T-Shirt  (abcnews.go.com) (32)
(CBS News) Amusing Obama: "I am not going to walk away just because it's hard. " Somewhere Chris Matthews has a tingle  (cbsnews.com) (81)
(The Register) Fail Judge rules that the NSA can't be sued because they violated the rights of too many Americans  (theregister.co.uk) (64)
(The Hill) Obvious You knew it was coming: Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) introduces legislation to reform the filibuster so the minority can't block the majority's awesomely wonderful bills  (thehill.com) (282)
(CQ Politics) Interesting Harry Reid (D-oooooooooooooooooomed) gets some more bad news  (blogs.cqpolitics.com) (266)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Oh, here's what's the matter with Kansas  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)
(Some Guy) Obvious Big banks have already figured out how to completely ignore Obama's proposed crackdown on big banks  (businessinsider.com) (140)
(Open Secrets) Obvious Want to know why Democrats are so up in arms about yesterdays SCOTUS decision? Maybe it's because it might take away their advantage in fundraising  (opensecrets.org) (426)
(Yahoo) Amusing The Tea-party movement has turned its grass-roots rage on an inside Washington, Fat-cats only, event where polticians will pocket $100,000 speaking fees, and the cheapest ticket is $500. Unfortunately it's their own party convention  (news.yahoo.com) (295)
(Yung Conz) Stupid The best conservative rap video filmed in a school cafeteria and featuring a cardboard Reagan cutout that you'll see all day  (rumproast.com) (46)
(The Raw Story) Scary "You won't have any more senators from Kansas or Oregon, you'll have senators from Cheekies and Exxon. Maybe we'll have to wear corporate logos like Nascar drivers" said the Congressman  (rawstory.com) (466)
(Washington Post) Interesting Obama administration task force says more than a quarter of Gitmo detainees should be held indefinitely because they're a threat to the US like Rex Ryan is a threat to a pizza  (washingtonpost.com) (75)
(Yahoo) Hero Obama is seen as anti-business by 77% of all corporate whores  (news.yahoo.com) (121)
(Gallup) Interesting Fifty-five percent of Americans support putting the brakes on health care reform in order to obtain a compromise with Republicans, while 40 percent think Democrats should instead throttle up and just make the impending trainwreck happen already  (gallup.com) (415)
(Some Guy) Dumbass It just goes to prove, if you bounce checks and refuse to make good on them, there will be an arrest warrant in your future. Even if you are the County Commissioner  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (23)
(Maan News) Followup Hamas: "Can anyone explain how our recent 'Death to Israel' and 'Hamas will never nullify its charter' declarations were turned into recognition of Israel and accepting its right to exist? Death to Israel"  (maannews.net) (53)
(Some Guy) Video Brett Favre is a game away from leading the Vikings to a Super Bowl, Ted Kennedy's Senate seat now belongs to a Republican, and Jon Stewart just utterly thrashed Keith Olbermann. We are through the looking-glass here, people  (videos.mediaite.com) (189)
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Chavez, angry because no one is paying attention to him, accuses the U.S. Navy of using their earthquake machine on Haiti. No, really  (realclearpolitics.com) (114)
(Gawker) Amusing Senator Brown, didn't I see your wife half naked in a 1982 music video where she coaxes a tube of sunscreen to a metaphoric orgasm? [video goodness]  (gawker.com) (200)
(Politico) Cool Health care reform teeters on the brink of collapse as Democratic leaders discover that there's no way to appease the left wing and assuage the fears of centrists after the Massachusetts election  (politico.com) (186)

Thu January 21, 2010
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Dead Air  (businessweek.com) (257)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Less than 48 hours after being elected, Huffington Post breaks huge scandal for Scott Brown as they unearth a photo of him with his daughters who are WEARING BIKINIS  (huffingtonpost.com) (163)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious President Obama blasts Supreme Court decision, saying the campaign finance ruling will lead to a "stampede of special interest money, " failing to add, "from groups that don't support me"  (breitbart.com) (327)
(Huffington Post) Asinine FoxNews host on U.S. military Bible rifles: "The terrorists started it."  (huffingtonpost.com) (213)
(The Agitator) Fail DCCC attacks "right-wing extremist group" Cato Institute. You know, the same Cato that's to the left of the Democrats on national security, immigration, civil liberties, criminal justice, and foreign policy  (theagitator.com) (151)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing He hasn't even been seated yet and Scott Brown is already in a slap fight with a birther Republican candidate  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (94)
(MSNBC) Obvious One year later, Guantanamo still open. Promise broken  (msnbc.msn.com) (348)
(Citizen.org) Unlikely Liberal advocacy group Public Citizen reacts to today's Supreme Court decision by calling for a constitutional amendment and public financing of elections and groups that whine and stamp their feet enough  (citizen.org) (250)
(New York Daily News) Obvious "But the biggest reason Brown's past as a nude centerfold didn't affect his political career is that he is a man and not a woman. The voting public should let that sink in. "  (nydailynews.com) (160)
(FiveThirtyEight) Obvious This is why we can't have nice healthcare things -- One side's a bunch of shameless liars, the other side's gutless  (fivethirtyeight.com) (168)
(ABC News) Asinine President Obama congratulates Brown on a fine campaign. Just kidding, he blames Bush for the voters not picking a Democrat. "People are angry and they are frustrated because of what's happened over the last eight years"  (abcnews.go.com) (220)
(ABC News) Obvious Health care bill needs to slim down, eat healthier, try to reduce stress  (abcnews.go.com) (70)
(The New York Times) Interesting Paul Krugman loses hope: "I'm pretty close to giving up on Mr. Obama, who seems determined to confirm every doubt I and others ever had about whether he was ready to fight for what his supporters believed in"  (krugman.blogs.nytimes.com) (490)
(Jerusalem Post) Unlikely Hamas accepts Israel's right to exist, so conflict in Israel should stop any minute now  (jpost.com) (237)
(BBC) Unlikely Today's Admiral Ackbar approved headline: "Iranians invite Israeli minister to come sightseeing"  (news.bbc.co.uk) (58)
(ABC News) Obvious "I am Quinn's father"  (abcnews.go.com) (140)
(Politico) Cool Democrats come to stark realization: "Every state is in play"  (politico.com) (288)
(CBS Sacramento) Amusing California GOP: "We hope Barack Obama will do for Barbara Boxer in November what he did for Martha Coakley this week"  (cbs13.com) (142)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting "Somehow, in the last 12 months, we allowed the party of Bill Clinton and Barack Obama to morph into the party of George McGovern"  (online.wsj.com) (184)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing I felt a great disturbance in the Fark, as if millions of headlines suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened  (startribune.com) (149)
(The New York Times) Fail Republicans refuse to join bipartisan budget deficit panel, on the grounds that fixing the problem would make the Democrats look good  (nytimes.com) (232)
(Yahoo) Hero When Brown runs for President in 2012 he will actually be more qualified than Obama was when he ran  (news.yahoo.com) (249)

Wed January 20, 2010
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting After Brown win, MSM decides it might be worth doing more to understand the Tea Party movement than just reading the most recent DNC press release  (weeklystandard.com) (271)
(Huffington Post) Interesting And the latest hippie commie libtard to join the protest against Prop 8 is.... Cindy McCain?  (huffingtonpost.com) (174)
(Washington Post) Interesting Scott Brown: "We're past campaign mode: I think it's important for everyone to get some form of health care." Wait, what?  (washingtonpost.com) (432)
(City Pages) Amusing Al Franken says to seat Scott Brown now, so the Senate can move forward. "He won by 100,000 votes, which was about 100,000 more votes than I won by."  (blogs.citypages.com) (183)
(Some Guy) Asinine Retarded voters elected Brown because they were pissed off the public option was taken out of the health care bill. I can't wait for him to put it back in  (act.boldprogressives.org) (98)
(Think Progress) Obvious Bill O'Reilly misses the good old days when you could freely make fun of ethnic minorities, and sexual harrassment wasn't grounds for a lawsuit  (thinkprogress.org) (97)
(Hot Air) Asinine Keith Olbermann goes full retard, says Brown voters were just releasing their inner racists: "Is this vote to any degree just a euphemism the way state's rights was in the 60s?"  (hotair.com) (281)
(Huffington Post) Weird Glenn Beck says of Scott Brown: 'It could end with a dead intern.' Um.....ok  (huffingtonpost.com) (81)
(RWN) Followup "If only Obama had been an ambitious, far left-wing radical who acted like he won instead of playing patty cake with those Republicans, voters would have loved him and the seat would have been held in a cakewalk."  (rightwingnews.com) (372)
(Financial Times) Cool Now that the credit markets have begun to thaw out, the US Government is sitting on billions of dollars in profit from the AIG bailout  (ft.com) (171)
(Washington Post) Interesting "World aid agencies appeal to Israel to unlock Gaza" food and medicine achievement  (washingtonpost.com) (231)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Jim Cramer: "Markets will rally if Dems lose Massachusetts senate race." He then clarified: "By 'rally,' i mean 'plummet by more than 150 points."  (huffingtonpost.com) (220)
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Earth breathes easier on news that the era of hundreds of private jets, limos converging for massive global climate conferences may finally be over  (reason.com) (174)
(Daily Kos) Amusing In the wake of Obama's failure to stop a Massachusetts senate seat from going red, Daily Kos asks if it's too late to ask to have Howard Dean back  (dailykos.com) (392)
(Slate) Obvious With Brown's victory, odds of health care reform have been downgraded to somewhere between "Cubs win World Series" and "Submitter gets a girlfriend"  T-Shirt  (slate.com) (404)
(YouTube) Video Hitler Finds Out Scott Brown Won Massachusetts Senate Seat  (youtube.com) (97)
(Newsweek) Obvious How Coakley blew it in Massachusetts  (blog.newsweek.com) (239)
(The Hill) Followup And so it begins: Sen. Jim Webb (D-ecent) says "it would only be fair and prudent that we suspend further votes on health care legislation until Senator-elect Brown is seated"  (thehill.com) (442)

Tue January 19, 2010
(AP) News Where's your Teddy now?  (hosted.ap.org) (lots)
(Politico) Obvious Joe Scarborough tells Keith Oberman he's on the same footing as Beck and Limbaugh  (politico.com) (254)
(Nerve) Cool The Mayor of Vegas runs for Governor on an "I love showgirls and gin" platform  (blogs.nerve.com) (43)
(Politico) Amusing Rahm Emanuel calls Martha Coakley a brain-dead moron surrounded by a bunch of sycophants. Or, your typical Liberal Democrat  (politico.com) (208)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass Keith Olbermann calls Massachusetts GOP Senate candidate "homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman"  (newsbusters.org) (374)
(Boston Herald) Fail Boston Globe declares Coakley winner, blames glitch on AP providing ACORN data early  (bostonherald.com.nyud.net) (304)
(Fox News) Strange As expected, GOP fully embraces TEA party activists and solidifies the party's base. Just kidding, RNC isn't returning their phone calls  (thefoxnation.com) (89)
(Washington Post) Interesting "If Scott Brown wins today, Democrats go from having the largest Senate majority since the 1970s to...the second largest Senate majority since the 1970s."  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (166)
(BusinessWeek) Dumbass Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) on Republicans filling Ted Kennedy's seat: "Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys who drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?"  (businessweek.com) (141)
(Some Guy) Sad "If Coakley loses, Democrats will only have an 18 vote majority in the Senate... A bigger majority than George W Bush EVER had in the Senate when he did whatever. The. F*ck. He wanted"  (thedailyshow.com) (331)
(Cato-at-Liberty) Interesting The list of tax hikes Obama and Democrats have proposed include higher income, business and excise taxes, a VAT, and a tax on soda. Not proposed: A tax on rapacious statism  (cato-at-liberty.org) (404)
(The Hill) Stupid Brady center upset that President Obama has not sought violations of the United States Constitution  (thehill.com) (304)
(The Atlantic) Sad Republicans lecturing the country about fiscal responsibility, economic recovery, governing - or anything else, for that matter - would be like Mick Jagger lecturing Mother Teresa about excessive promiscuity  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (243)
(Fox News) Interesting "Nearly one year after he took the oath of office, the president Mr. Obama most closely resembles is Jimmy Carter"  (foxnews.com) (335)
(The Newspaper) Obvious Bipartisanship in action: both Republicans and Democrats in Indiana want cameras to give you speeding tickets  (thenewspaper.com) (79)
(Yahoo) Amusing As bad as our system is, unlike Taiwan, we don't have Nancy Pelosi in a no holds barred cage fight with Mitch McConnel. Not that it wouldn't be entertaining, mind you  (news.yahoo.com) (51)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Irish bookies already paying off bets on Scott Brown to win the Massachusetts Senate race  (blogs.dailymail.com) (540)
(Daily Caller) Interesting New poll shows ObamaCare to be "widely unpopular." And what lying, right-wing Fox News Republican mouthpiece said that? Uh, James Carville  (dailycaller.com) (420)

Mon January 18, 2010
(KARE11.com) Amusing Things have gotten so bad for former Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN), even his own family is voting against him these days  (kare11.com) (46)
(The New York Times) Obvious Paul Krugman blames Obama's flagging popularity on policy compromises and refusing to emulate Ronald Reagan  (nytimes.com) (156)
(CNN) Amusing Even Obama's aides think Coakley is a lost cause  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (639)
(Yahoo) Hero George W. Bush tells Rush Limbaugh to STFU about Haiti  (news.yahoo.com) (257)
(Gateway Pundit) Fail Obama gives Scott Brown an opening that even a drunken Kennedy could drive a truck through  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com) (222)
(Wall Street Journal) Asinine "Welcome to one more installment in Washington's year-long crusade to revive private business by assailing and soaking it."  (online.wsj.com) (132)
(National Journal) Dumbass Democrats play the same tired old song, "Blame Bush" for Martha Coakley's failing Senate bid. Seriously, are you guys going to get a new tune before 2012?  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com) (300)
(Financial Times) Hero Piñera wins Chilean presidency, promises smaller government and delicious pastries/coffee  (ft.com) (35)
(USA Today) Unlikely Experts urge new tests to identify fat kids. Because you never know when a kid might be fat  (usatoday.com) (44)
(NYPost) Amusing NY lawmaker kicks off his senate campaign by hoping the Giants can continue on their path to the Superbowl. Next stop will be a campaign rally at Shea Stadium  (nypost.com) (15)
(National Post) Spiffy Netanyahu willing to discuss "everything" with Palestinians, so we'll finally find out whether he wears boxers or briefs  (nationalpost.com) (44)
(BBC) Sad Turns out the Ukrane really did like being a SSR  (news.bbc.co.uk) (49)
(NewEurope.eu) Obvious Here's an article that grades President Obama's first year. The grading is done by a socialist progressive commie gay atheist European, so he just *has* to get a good grade, right?  (neurope.eu) (130)
(Dallas News) Sad Texas gubernatorial cantidate Hutchinson fails to convince Republicans of her conservative credentials, guaranteeing Texas four more years of crazy  (dallasnews.com) (94)
(Pajamas Media) Obvious "Destroying the integrity of U.S. elections has been a longtime project for the far left"  (pajamasmedia.com) (188)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass NY governor David Paterson caught kissing woman that's not his wife. Paterson denies he's been seeing the woman  T-Shirt  (nydailynews.com) (62)
(Washington Times) Obvious MSNBC host advocates voter fraud in Massachusetts to keep Democrat seat  (washingtontimes.com) (245)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass Jim Cramer says a Scott Brown win will lead to a giant stock market rally, and if you can't trust the guy who told you to buy Bear Stearns, who can you trust?  (newsbusters.org) (146)

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