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Sun January 17, 2010
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(Think Progress) Fail Just in case Martha Coakley hadn't screwed up enough yet, add one more insanity to the resume of the man about to beat her: Scott Brown is a birther  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (384)
(Hot Air) Amusing Two hecklers knock President Supercool off his game at political rally. Teleprompter got stuck on "Ask again later" and "Reply hazy, try again"  (hotair.com) (441)
(Yahoo) Obvious If Democrats lose Ted Kennedy's seat, Senate may bypass that whole "voting" thing on health care reform  (news.yahoo.com) (168)
(Think Progress) Asinine Republican candidate for MA senate race tries to explain why a tax payer subsidized golf course was a more important priority than paying 9/11 rescue workers  (thinkprogress.org) (68)
(National Review) Obvious UN: Give us all your money because all the glaciers will melt in twenty years. Critics: Based on what? UN: Uhhhh...you know what? Nevermind  (corner.nationalreview.com) (136)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Female terrorist suspects wants no trial by Jewry  (nydailynews.com) (62)
(Daily Kos) Silly DKos: Is Redstate.com breaking the law by encouraging phone jamming in MA? Redstate.com: Whatever, Stalin  (dailykos.com) (161)
(The Atlantic) Fail If the GOP wins the Massachussetts Senate seat, it will not only be a vindication of the nihilistic and destructive strategy of obstructionism, but it will be final proof that the American people don't deserve to keep their republic  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (533)
(Washington Post) Interesting What Obama really means when he uses his favorite phrase, "Let me be clear."  (washingtonpost.com) (115)
(Independent) Interesting RIP War on Drugs  (independent.co.uk) (179)
(The New York Times) Obvious The GOP is finding out that going with Palin and Steele to Tea Partyvile will only get them a lousy T-Shirt  (nytimes.com) (147)
(My San Antonio) Obvious Texas Board of Education moves to restore Christmas, study country music instead of hip hop, eliminate "global citizenship," and promote the Heritage Foundation, the Moral Majority and the National Rifle Association  (mysanantonio.com) (194)
(The New York Times) Stupid Six major powers move closer to thinking about someday discussing the possibility of sanctions against Iran. Maybe  (nytimes.com) (44)
(AP) Obvious Cindy Sheehan leads protest, she says using drones is "cowardly" and "immoral." At this point grief counseling or a nice big cup of STFU is in order  (hosted.ap.org) (497)
(SLTrib) Fail Utah senate's Republican majority leader, who's father was killed by a drunk driver, and is a Mormon which means no alcohol, and sponsored drunk driving legislation gets arrested for...(I'll give you one guess)  (sltrib.com) (147)

Sat January 16, 2010
(Seattle Times) Hero Seattle's new city attorney dismissing all cases of pot possession. Conservatives outraged, saying that expensive, bureaucratic, pointless lawyers and jail cells are the GOOD kind of socialism  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (547)
(Daily Kos) Amusing Please take a molement to read the DailyKos Saturday hate mail bag  (dailykos.com) (90)
(CNSNews) Asinine In the interest of openness and full disclosure the White House does not advocate making the health care bill available for reading 72 hours before its voted on  (cnsnews.com) (143)
(National Review) Asinine Under the Cadillac tax, there's one set of rules for the Service Employees International Union and another for everyone else  (article.nationalreview.com) (377)
(National Journal) Interesting The majority of Americans would vote against Obama if the 2012 election were held today. This is bad news...for Obama  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com) (200)
(SMH) Obvious "Art is not porn," according to article demonstrating that Australia's pornography laws are just as insane as the rest of the world's  (smh.com.au) (37)
(Some Blogger from New Jersey) Interesting Cocaine in the White House? It's more likely than you may think, here comes the science. (Link not from 2001-2008)  (blog.savejersey.com) (189)
(Crooks & Liars) Dumbass If you were worried that Glenn Beck might show enough class to stay out of the Haiti earthquake wharrgarbl, well, rest easy  (crooksandliars.com) (313)
(YouTube) Video Press corps dogpile Robert Gibbs over WH violations of promises of transparency  (youtube.com) (101)
(Fox News) Obvious Three months after the fact, the Obama administration finally agrees that the Ft. Hood attack was that T-thing  (foxnews.com) (320)
(Hot Air) Dumbass MSNBC hosts picks Lincoln as her favorite founding father after laughing at Sarah Palin for picking all of them  (hotair.com) (373)

Fri January 15, 2010
(The New York Times) Followup Iran vows to stop mollycoddling protesters, will now kill them plus their families plus their friends PLUS their families AND 10 random people  (nytimes.com) (127)
(CNN) Asinine GOPs Froth Over Santorum Exploration  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (178)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Obama is disconnected from the concerns of the people, in much the same way Saturn's moons are disconnected from Madonna's nipples  (online.wsj.com) (221)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Rather than working on attempting to locate or capture him, the government would like you to look at these two pictures of how Bin Laden MAY look today. With pic of what could be any middle aged Muslim male  (huffingtonpost.com) (63)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass GOP empathy: Rep Steve King (R-IAmajerk)--deport Haitian immigrants so they can help in disaster relief  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (193)
(BBC) Obvious Heroic Democratic People's Republic of Korea generously offers to assist imperialist running dog lackey stooges of south Korea in disposing of their corrupt food surplus  (news.bbc.co.uk) (101)
(Politico) Fail Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee: "Oops - sorry about using the WTC to illustrate corporate greed in our attack ad"  (politico.com) (175)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Karl Rove: Americans learned last year that President Obama discards campaign promises like most people discard used Kleenex  (online.wsj.com) (213)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious "Is Obama a Republican?"  (reason.com) (205)
(the daily show) Amusing Glenn Beck to Sarah Palin: "Did I just finger you?" giggity  (thedailyshow.com) (128)
(The Atlantic) Asinine "If you think that the Nebraska deal was unpopular, just wait until the administration announces higher taxes on everyone but its friends in the labor movement."  (meganmcardle.theatlantic.com) (268)
(Politico) Ironic Rush Limbaugh says he will not back off his criticism of Obama's response to Haiti, because "everything is political to this president."  (politico.com) (219)
(Washington Times) Advice Oh really? I think devout retards probably shouldn't work in the Senate  (washingtontimes.com) (301)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Roger Ebert lays a smackdown on Rush  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (690)

Thu January 14, 2010
(Canada.com) Amusing Quebec Premier, "noting that the Quebec-based Cirque du Soleil and Céline Dion have made their mark in the U.S. market," vows to forge broader ties with America  (montrealgazette.com) (43)
(National Review) Followup Pat Robertson would like you to know that he may be a crazy old man, but he means well, and shipped a million dollars in aid to Haiti while you were still standing in line at Starbucks  (corner.nationalreview.com) (364)
(The Atlantic) Fail In attacking President Obama in defense of conservatism and the religious right, Glenn Beck quoted Thomas Jefferson: "question with boldness". The full Jefferson quote? "Question with boldness even the existence of a God."  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (235)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Olbermann: "Mr. Robertson, Mr. Limbaugh, your lives are not worth those of the lowest, meanest, poorest of those victims still lying under that rubble in Haiti tonight. You serve no good, you serve no God." With video goodness  (rawstory.com) (389)
(ABC News) Stupid "Doomsday Clock" moves back one minute thanks to the power of Hopey McChange  (abcnews.go.com) (188)
(Guardian.com) Amusing Guy that works for Rupert Murdoch is outraged that someone would accuse him of working for Rupert Murdoch  (guardian.co.uk) (13)
(Some Guy) Fail Connecticut Secretary of State declares candidacy for office she is legally unqualified for  (wtnh.com) (52)
(Boston Globe) Interesting GOP Massachusetts Senate candidate Scott Brown on the Tea Party movement: "Never heard of them." Awkward  (boston.com) (195)
(Telegraph) Interesting "King of all Witches" announces plan to stand for election to British parliament. Expected to score highly amongst the "weighs as much as a duck" demographic  (telegraph.co.uk) (36)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Glenn Beck: Who is your favorite founding father? Sarah Palin: Uh, all of them?  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (505)
(WTOP) Silly On Thursday, Dr. Ruth will be sworn in as the city's honorary secretary of the "Department of Love and Relationships."...yeah, 'cause when you think romance, you think DC  T-Shirt  (wtop.com) (32)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Crooks & Liars) Sick Rush Limbaugh attacks Obama for talking about Haiti too soon. Because what's a natural disaster that takes a hundred thousand lives, if not a great opportunity to get a partisan attack in?  (crooksandliars.com) (605)
(American Spectator) Obvious Yep, it's who you know: Democrats reward labor unions for their political support by exempting them from the proposed surtax on high-priced "Cadillac" health care plans  (spectator.org) (384)
(The Atlantic) Cool The upcoming defense authorization bill will contain a little gift to the US military and civil rights: the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (223)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Democratic Senate candidate Martha Coakley says she doesn't know why a member of her entourage knocked a reporter to the ground, as she was too busy attending a fundraiser put on by health care industry lobbyists  (news.bostonherald.com) (64)
(National Review) Fail The tragic disaster in Haiti has taught us a very important lesson: capitalism is awesome  (agenda.nationalreview.com) (347)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama admits he hasn't united the country yet. But the way his approval numbers are falling, it's only a matter of time  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (137)
(Hot Air) Unlikely Stimulus has now created... [spin wheel, apply arcane new formula, sprinkle with pixie dust]... 2 million jobs  (hotair.com) (80)
(Yahoo) Asinine The GOP finds their "Obama". A first term Senator with no real experience or leadership history.... this should end well  (news.yahoo.com) (202)
(ABC News) Sad Obama promises "swift, coordinated, and aggressive" aid to Haiti, similar to the swift and agressive aid he gave us to fix the economy. They're screwed  (abcnews.go.com) (172)
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting "The White House on Thursday confirmed receipt of a letter from U.S. Rep. Nathan Deal that formally asks Barack Obama to address questions about his place of birth." Your move, Mr. Soetoro  (wnd.com) (407)
(The Local (Germany)) Amusing Obama: The Musical  (thelocal.de) (43)
(ABC News) Interesting Have Republicans already won in Massachusetts? Democrats already lost? Are 4 chicken nuggets enough, 6 too many?  (blogs.abcnews.com) (246)
(Yahoo) Silly Secession from the Union. Its not just for Texas anymore  (news.yahoo.com) (257)
(Huffington Post) Scary 3 out of 4 people doing Federal Government work are actually private contractors, who are on facebook, twitter, and Fark for 6 out of the 8 hours of their workday  (huffingtonpost.com) (123)
(Boston Herald) Silly American Idol contestant and daughter of Senate hopeful claims that her father's opponent put senate race in gutter. Simon Cowell disagrees, Paula thinks she looks great, and the other guy calls her "dawg", whatever that means  (news.bostonherald.com) (91)
(Yahoo) Obvious President Obama plans on asking Congress for an even bigger war budget than President Bush. Suck it Nobel Committee  (news.yahoo.com) (245)
(Yahoo) Strange Beverly Hills is going to kick non-resident, or so-called "permit students" in kindergarden through 8th grade students out of their schools. Some people seem to have a problem with this  (news.yahoo.com) (159)
(Some Guy) Cool The Obama's are donating the food they've grown in the White House garden to a neighborhood soup kitchen. Somewhere, some Republicans will find fault with this  (mnn.com) (263)

Tue January 12, 2010
(CNN) Interesting Sarah Palin to address Wine and Liquor Wholesalers of America convention in April, appear in Republicans Gone Wild video in May  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (241)
(Crooks & Liars) Silly Ray Stevens, songwriter of "The Streak" fame, writes the Tea Party Anthem. You know, that hit topical song in the '70s about streakers? No? Get off my lawn, then  (crooksandliars.com) (167)
(Some Economist) Interesting Want to know why health care costs keep spiralling upward? Don't bother looking in your own wallet  (american.com) (155)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Stupid It appears that sometimes the right of the people to peaceably assemble is best conducted out of view  (startribune.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Ironic Mark Sanford will have to decide if a county councilman arrested on a peeping tom charge committed a crime of "moral turpitude"  (theitem.com) (32)
(National Review) Hero Happy Birthday, Rush Limbaugh  (corner.nationalreview.com) (299)
(ABC News) PSA Obama administration abandons "jobs saved or created" metric, adopts new "hey we gave you money" metric  (blogs.abcnews.com) (58)
(CNN) Interesting Obama's first year in office: 48 percent of Americans think "miserable failure" needs a new Google bomb, 47 percent say he spent 12 months bestriding the country as a shimmering colossus  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (165)
(Some Guy) Asinine "(N)ot only unique but superior," that its citizens are "a chosen people, divinely ordained to lead the world to betterment... " Nazi Germany? Imperial Japan? No, try Texas  (texastribune.org) (142)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Former Bush DOJ lawyer and "torture memo" author John Yoo describing his many briefings with the President crafting the administration's views on what is and isn't torture: "I've never met the man."  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (72)
(WorldNetDaily) Hero Chuck Norris searches for Obama's secret vault so he can punch it in the face  (wnd.com) (148)
(AP) Interesting "Clinton seeks answer to sticky dispute." No, this is not 1998  (hosted.ap.org) (12)
(Hot Air) Spiffy A GOP view of gay marriage: "Confining some of our neighbors and friends who share these same values to an outlaw or second-class status undermines their sense of belonging and weakens their ties with the rest of us"  (hotair.com) (213)
(NewsMax) Interesting Obama going 'full frontal' on our sovereignty. Hawt  (newsmax.com) (66)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious "Charging people $500.00 plus the costs of travel and lodging to go to a National Tea Party Convention run by a for profit group no one has ever heard of sounds as credible as an email from Nigeria," should be a resounding success  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (185)
(Daily Caller) Asinine "ObamaCare is great" says completely objective MIT professor who snagged $392,600 in no-bid contracts from the Obama Administration  (dailycaller.com) (80)
(Some 538) Interesting Statistics show that gay marriage bans destroy the sanctity of hetero marriages  (fivethirtyeight.com) (262)
(The New York Times) Asinine You must be a cold-hearted big-business shill if you object to the latest hard-earned union benefit: paid time off when the temperature at work dips below an intolerably frigid 68  (nytimes.com) (253)
(Newsweek) Obvious Al Qaeda succeeded in its real aim, which was to throw the American system into turmoil  (newsweek.com) (280)
(The Hill) Ironic "African Americans for Harry Reid" event scheduled for later this week. Awkward  (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (169)
(AmericaBlog) Unlikely GOP runs hot model candidate with nude centerfold experience for Kennedy's seat  (americablog.com) (75)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Notoriously loud, violent protest groups threaten to oust their party if health care bill passes. Fark: It's the unions, wanting the DNC out of business  (huffingtonpost.com) (138)
(ABC News) Interesting George Will delivers an "Ohhh, SNAP" moment to Lynne Cheney on the Negro comment  (blogs.abcnews.com) (370)

Mon January 11, 2010
(The New York Times) Interesting The filibuster - just like abortion, torture, and the Fed - is unconstitutional  (nytimes.com) (233)
(Some Guy) Hero TN Republicans seek to delay implementing Tennessee Voter Confidence Act during emergency special legislative session  (nashvilleistalking.com) (91)
(Drudge) Asinine Congress stimulates the economy. Only it was Copenhagen's economy  (drudgereport.com) (121)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Tea Party leader unleashes the history-altering powers of MS Paint  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (525)
(Salon) Obvious Summing up the whole Reid/Lott brouhaha in one sentence: "One guy is talking, perhaps inelegantly, about why he's wholeheartedly supporting our first black president; the other is wishing the country had elected a racist."  (salon.com) (254)
(Washington Post) Fail Haven't gotten enough yet? Libertarians should love Avatar because of its rousing defense of property rights. "I turned to a libertarian friend and said, 'This is the Kelo decision"  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (134)
(Marketwatch) Unlikely The head White House economic adviser says despite disappointing jobs report last week, she expects better employment by spring, which is when new people will be hired to feed the unicorn herds and tend to the fairy gardens  (marketwatch.com) (70)
(BBC) Interesting Unlike the example of Somalia, this actually *is* a Libertarian paradise  (news.bbc.co.uk) (220)
(Talking Points Memo) Hero Fox News to continue their bold tradition of Fair and Balancedness by non-partisanly signing independent maverick Sarah Palin as unbiased news contributor  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (710)
(National Review) Obvious "Barack Obama has spent the last year doing bigtime Islamoschmoozing, and they sent America a thank-you note by way of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's underwear: Hey, thanks for all the outreach But we're still gonna kill you."  (article.nationalreview.com) (224)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Today the House of Representatives' Wheel-O-Graft points the needle at Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NYC) and his conveniently timed success in the stock market  (nydailynews.com) (29)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Not News: Politician takes leave due to allegations of sexual impropriety. News: With his wife  (online.wsj.com) (63)
(National Post) Interesting When Rupert Murdoch dies, will the kids fire Roger Ailes?  (network.nationalpost.com) (65)
(ABC News) Interesting General McChrystal says the tide is turning in Afghanistan, which is good since we'll need all of our resources soon for Iran. I mean Yemen  (abcnews.go.com) (260)
(Yahoo) Fail Double standard failing to work, Democrats now playing the race Card in their attempt to save the foundering USS Harry Reid  (news.yahoo.com) (877)
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Rod Blagojevich: "I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes"  (chron.com) (431)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama has "no intention" of sending troops to Yemen. None. Nope. Not a chance. El zippo. Zilch. Nada. Nicht. Nein. Non. Nej. Negatory. Ain't gonna happen. Translation: We're about to attack Yemen  T-Shirt  (news.yahoo.com) (594)
(Washington Post) Amusing With a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes, Sarah Palin was on a mission from God; presumably to get the band back together  (washingtonpost.com) (174)

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