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1.98% Fascist 4.51% Commie
Sun January 03, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN) Asinine Head of Iranian soccer federation publicly apologizes for having the audacity to acknowledge the existence of Israeli soccer federation  (cnn.com) (68)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Taxpayers to lose $400 billion on Fannie and Freddie. Let's hope the Feds are better at health insurance than they are at mortgages  (bloomberg.com) (108)
(National Review) Interesting Imagine if I collected the most infamous deeds of African-Americans this decade - say, Michael Vick's dog-fighting scandal and O. J. Simpson's most recent criminal exploit - and then called it "the decade in black America"  (article.nationalreview.com) (266)
(Some Guy) Asinine Teabaggers plan to stay home and boycott everything on anniversary of Obama's election. Well, bye  (sbsun.com) (223)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting Why Time didn't name Obama Man of the Year: buyer's remorse. "Very uncomfortable for those in the media who played the cheerleader for Mr. Obama, who skated by controversies that would have sunk other candidates"  (theglobeandmail.com) (123)
(NewsBusters) Obvious "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." (Offer expires 1-20-09)  (newsbusters.org) (170)
(Some Guy) Fail New WH rules on reducing amount of classified information includes rule allowing declassified info to become classified if anyone actually submits an FOIA request for it  (ace.mu.nu) (47)
(Yahoo) Fail Even the AP is openly mocking Democrats' "jobs" bill  (finance.yahoo.com) (92)
(Some Prof) Stupid Baltimore Law: pet stores must post signs stating that they don't sell human slaves  (theblogprof.blogspot.com) (43)
(Media Matters) Obvious Say what you will, liberal media -- Glenn Beck is certainly getting his share of awards  (mediamatters.org) (90)
(Media Matters) Obvious So it turns out the whole "Tea Party" thing was a scam. Who knew? Fox News knew  (mediamatters.org) (303)
(American Conservative) Spiffy "To her supporters, it really doesn't matter whether Palin has a 20-point plan for this or that or a strategic foreign policy vision because the bond to her is emotional rather than intellecutal"  (amconmag.com) (339)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Rich folks have a 12-month window in which to die tax-free. What could possibl [ack] ... [gasp] .... plug it back in .... [thud]  (nydailynews.com) (148)
(Stuff) Strange American politicians deal with attacks by heightening security. Italian politicians deal with attacks by recording a CD of love songs  (stuff.co.nz) (34)
(The Sun) Asinine Convicted atheist rapist complains that having to share a cell with a Christian violates his human rights. Because this is the UK, his strategy worked  (thesun.co.uk) (413)

Sat January 02, 2010
(NPR) Amusing How to speak Tea Bag, a easy flash tutorial  (npr.org) (342)
(Hot Air) Obvious How socialized medicine really works: "Your uncle is the hospital administrator? Well then, just skip all those annoying waiting lines."  (hotair.com) (141)
(LA Times) Interesting You know things are really getting bad when Ron Paul's ideas begin sounding reasonable  (latimes.com) (90)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious "The Constitution does not give Congress the power to require that Americans purchase health insurance."  (online.wsj.com) (651)
(The New York Times) Followup Obama administration's $75 billion program to protect homeowners from foreclosure has done more harm than good, says noted Conservative rag  (nytimes.com) (48)
(New York Daily News) Followup After two days of celebrity treatment in one of the best hospitals in the country, Rush Limbaugh declares there is nothing wrong with the US health care system. His heart checked out fine, but someone needs to examine the Scarecrow's brain  (nydailynews.com) (385)
(UPI) Dumbass Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper's suspension of Parliament has apparently upset at least a few people. Canadian Farkers click to the right, the rest of you move along and stop coveting our Tim Hortons  (upi.com) (100)
(Examiner) Interesting New Hampshire takes state sovereignty laws to a new level as it proposes charging feds with a felony for any attempt to override the state gun law  (examiner.com) (65)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Democrats plan to run against GOP record on national security. Wait, what?  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(Washington Post) Cool Skipping what has become a 40-year tradition, Chief Justice Roberts acknowledges the many "fellow citizens... touched by hardship," declines to ask for a raise for (underpaid) federal judges in his annual report  (washingtonpost.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Cool Obama hires first transsexual. Mark Foley, Larry Craig say he's doing it wrong  (intraa.org) (425)

Fri January 01, 2010
(Bloomberg) Ironic "The Mayo Clinic, praised by President Barack Obama as a national model for efficient health care, will stop accepting Medicare patients at one of its primary-care clinics."  (bloomberg.com) (154)
(CNN) Followup Doctors test Limbaugh's heart, find nothing  (cnn.com) (711)
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass According to Shelby Steele the racial problems of today have nothing to do with white racism, are Obama's fault and are easily explained with examples from The Emperor's New Clothes, Afghanistan, and of course, Ronald Reagan  (online.wsj.com) (251)
(The Hill) Strange North Korea sends out its New Years message:"The fundamental task for ensuring peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and in the rest of Asia is to put an end to the hostile relationship between the DPRK and the USA"  (thehill.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Stupid Hey California Farkers, joining your office's Super Bowl pool may cost you $250 this year. No, that's not the entry fee, that's the government protecting you from the ills of gambling  (covers.com) (41)
(WorldNetDaily) Scary The health-care bill will lead to the reunification of the Soviet Union, the elimination of Israel, and the death of freedom for the entire world. It's not news, it's WorldNutDaily  (wnd.com) (213)
(Think Progress) Obvious Congressmen brag that they oppose the "failed" stimulus then take credit for stimulus money sent to their districts. Obvious trumps amusing, asinine, fail, ironic, sad, and sick  (thinkprogress.org) (109)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Thanks for coming on CNN to talk about terrorism, Senator. By the way, did you get this guy a job because you were banging his wife?  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (90)

Thu December 31, 2009
(ABC News) Fail Why you might want to wait until the first day of the new year to recap the past year: TSA pats themselves on the back for "A very good year."  (abcnews.go.com) (56)
(The New York Times) Scary Democrats move to change Presidential election rules. How conveeeenient  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (144)
(Daily Kos) Cool Rachel Maddow tears into Dick  (dailykos.com) (450)
(NPR) Interesting The Top 'Nontroversies' Of 2009  (npr.org) (72)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious GOP Congressman has no explanation for GOP hypocrisy  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (148)
(Jerusalem Post) Interesting The taboo question in Israel: "If anybody treated us like we're treating the people in Gaza, what would we do?"  (jpost.com) (310)
(USA Today) Sad Who needs 41 votes in the Senate when you have 13 state attorneys general willing to ensure that any health care legislation that gets passed will be locked up in court until your great grandkids can vote?  (usatoday.com) (181)
(Telegraph) Interesting The Top 10 conservative movies of the decade. Suprisingly, only 6 or 7 of them revolve around muscular, sweaty men rolling around with each other  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (223)
(Some Guy) Amusing The Palins were hounded off Maui, Nancy Pelosi's on the Big Island but no one knows how, Limbaugh's in the hospital in Honolulu and Obama's hiding in a bunker after a surfer got hurt. The crazy is strong in Hawaii  (hawaiifreepress.com) (58)
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass Karl Rove has some harsh advice for President Obama's 2010  (online.wsj.com) (139)
(Reason Magazine) Hero "Do you want to spend your life (and have your kids spend their lives) to pay ever-increasing taxes for teacher, cop, and bureaurat retirements at early ages? Especially while you're expected to fully fund your own?"  (reason.com) (242)
(Grand Junction Sentinel) Stupid Colorado Democrat thinks animals' lives are twice as valuable as humans'  (gjsentinel.com) (134)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Jonah Goldberg: Avatar's aliens should have been portrayed as Catholics. Whargabl machine set to self-destruct  (huffingtonpost.com) (306)
(WTOP) Cool Rand Paul, son of Ron Paul, enters KY Senate race. SON PAUL  (wtop.com) (140)
(All This Is That/Pablo Fanque) Obvious Barack Obama is the man with the broom, cleaning up what the elephant left behind  (jackbrummet.blogspot.com) (347)

Wed December 30, 2009
(Politico) News Paramedics take Rush Limbaugh to Honolulu hospital with chest pains. Calm, respectful well-wishes, hopes for speedy recovery to the right  (politico.com) (2562)
(Guardian.com) Obvious US plans surprise attack on Al Qaida. With picture of what the inside of Obama's nose actually looks like  (guardian.co.uk) (82)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Senate hopeful Scott Brown implies JFK similarities in campaign ad. If elected, you can expect him to womanize, nearly start a nuclear war, then die and ultimately be thought of fondly regardless  T-Shirt  (news.bostonherald.com) (30)
(What Does It Mean?) Scary Barack Obama was 'rushed' from a golf course in Hawaii to a secure bunker after a failed CIA assassination attempt  (whatdoesitmean.com) (136)
(Politico) Followup Obama's probe of the 12/25 terrorist attack penetrates deep into the intelligence community; leaves CIA sore  (politico.com) (57)
(poligazette.com) Dumbass Ann Coulter says he'd vote for Obama if he instituted racial profiling  T-Shirt  (poligazette.com) (221)
(ABC News) Followup Administration officials say new executive order doesn't allow INTERPOL to do any more than they were allowed to do once Reagan recognized them as a public international organization EVERYBODY PAN- oh, wait; never mind  (blogs.abcnews.com) (61)
(whitehouse.gov) Amusing What did Obama's five fingers say to Cheney's face?  (whitehouse.gov) (171)
(CBC) News Canada's PM to enjoy pirogies, or something  (cbc.ca) (90)
(AZCentral) Obvious Politicians and the media are tougher on Obama's terrorism responses than they were on Bush. "This hypocrisy demonstrates Republicans are playing politics with issues of national security and terrorism."  (azcentral.com) (140)
(Some TeaBagger) Asinine Tennessee Republican seeks law to nullify the federal government and deny federal programs and services to constituents  (nashvilleistalking.com) (226)
(FARK) Survey Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest: Politics  (fark.com) (126)
(The Hill) Dumbass Newt Gingrich: On terrorism, it's time to "discriminate" and "profile"  (thehill.com) (289)
(Gallup) Amusing Gallup poll finds that Republicans admire Obama over Glenn Beck 2:1. Ouch  (gallup.com) (120)
(Telegraph) Interesting Top ten reasons why Barack Obama gets an 'F' for protecting Americans  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (191)
(Salon) Obvious Bush takes a week to talk about the Shoe Bomber, then tries him in court = strong on national security. Obama taking three days to talk about the Underwear Bomber, then plans to try him in court = OUTRAGE  (salon.com) (176)
(Wash. Examiner) Fail Napolitano's got the solution to TSA bungling: unionize them. Because that way we'll know TSA for its overpaid and corrupt management instead of its incompetence  (washingtonexaminer.com) (290)
(Townhall) Obvious The bleeding-heart ostriches of the left are blaming (who else?) cowboy George W. Bush for radicalizing poor, oppressed Yemenis. They'll never admit that it's time we disabled this jihadi revolving door  (townhall.com) (174)
(National Review) Interesting From the same folks who assured us that Sarah Palin was a viable vice-presidential candidate, here are the NRO editorial staff's political predictions for 2010  (article.nationalreview.com) (134)
(federal times) Interesting Obama directs agencies to classify less, reveal more. GOP shuffles through talking points, looks for the file marked "Obama Administration TOO transparent'  (federaltimes.com) (207)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious "ObamaCare is not about the healthcare. It is about passing something- anything- to keep the Obama administration from ending up with egg on its face by being unable to pass a bill"  (realclearpolitics.com) (468)
(Some Guy) Asinine Stimulus funds used to build a nice new tennis court in Bozeman, Montana - the hub for Americas tennis pros  (bozemandailychronicle.com) (78)
(Some Leadfoot) Hero Conservative and liberal speeders agree, Barack Hussein Obama is the best president ever  (kitv.com) (40)

Tue December 29, 2009
(ABC News) Interesting Iranian ayatollah speaking at Duke: "I am convinced that the regime will collapse. Also, you suck"  (abcnews.go.com) (137)
(Hot Air) Fail RNC to Dede Scozzafava: Here's a million dollars for your House race. RNC to Scott Brown: Here's fifty thousand for your Senate race  (hotair.com) (84)
(Some Guy) Followup U.S. intelligence concludes document published by Rupert Murdoch's news outlets on an Iranian "neutron initiator" to be total B.S  (afterdowningstreet.org) (193)
(Pensito) Amusing Republican Sen. Hatch: 'It Was Standard Practice Not to Pay for Things' When Bush-GOP Controlled Govt  (pensitoreview.com) (146)
(Free Press) Fail If there's two things the Republicans love to start screaming over, it's Christmas and terrorism. Problem is, they're furious over Christmas and celebrating terrorism  (freep.com) (195)
(Daily Kos) Fail A bipartisan group of US Senators work throughout the night to come to a compromise on important legislation. Is it: A) Health care reform, B) Airline security and safety, or C) Awarding themselves farm subsidy money?  (dailykos.com) (56)
(Politico) Asinine Damn you, gays. You've ruined yet ANOTHER fine conservative's marriage  (politico.com) (324)
(ABC News) Dumbass Saudi Arabia shocked that terrorists that have been giving paint and crayons still act like terrorists. Dumbass tag drawn with "Wild Blue Yonder" crayon  (abcnews.go.com) (55)
(IndyStar) Asinine Indiana GOP offers purity test to purge candidates that disagree with more than 80% of the party platform. You know who else demanded ideological purity and purged dissidents?  (indystar.com) (298)
(Hot Air) Dumbass Chris Dodd (D-rambuie) raided the TSA's airline-security budget to a) pay off a firefighters' union, b) see if Lieberman's head would asplode as a result, or c) cover an old tab he and Teddy ran up at La Brasserie back in the day  (hotair.com) (135)
(Examiner) Obvious Administration finally fires someone over Black Panther voter intimidation case. Naturally, it's the guy who investigated the case, not whoever covered it up  (washingtonexaminer.com) (640)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Orly Taitz thinks "it might be a good time to start rallies and protests using our second amendment right to bare arms" against our "Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper" President. Yeah, good luck with all that  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (246)
(Daily Kos) Obvious National Republican Congressional Committee chairman to billionaire Ponzi schemer: "I love you and believe in you"  (dailykos.com) (90)
(Hartford Courant) Obvious Could custody battle between Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston over son impact her mother's 2012 aspirations? Be with us next time for "Sarah Lee's Baked Alaska" or "What A Long, Strange Tripp She's Been"  (courant.com) (93)
(The New York Times) Interesting My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the son of Obama's friend pass out in Hawaii last night. I guess it's pretty serious  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (155)

Mon December 28, 2009
(Sign On San Diego) Obvious Dianne Feinstein thinks locally, acts locally, tries to ban solar power from California deserts  (signonsandiego.com) (108)
(Shome Schnockered Guy) Fail Montana Senator Max Baucus attempts to disprove viral video claiming he was drunk on the Senate floor by citing his long friendship with Ted Kennedy  (greatfallstribune.com) (47)
(Daily Kos) Unlikely Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC): "When I said if we could stop Obama on health care, it will break him, I didn't mean I wanted to break Obama"  (dailykos.com) (153)
(Some Guy) Sappy Ugly-ass third grade photo of Obama with an obviously Kenyan classmate  (starbulletin.com) (68)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Quote of the Year: " Of course, TSA is not going to be feeling-up people's scrotums anytime soon"  (jeffreygoldberg.theatlantic.com) (87)
(Crooks & Liars) Asinine History Revision 101: Bush "inherited" the 9-11 attacks  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (328)
(Politico) Interesting Senate Democrats tell the White House to drop any kind of effort to pass a cap-and-trade bill. You read it right  (politico.com) (89)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Asinine Ever wonder why Illinois has two Democratic senators? Republican senatorial candidate runs ad that suggests his opponent "is a homosexual"  (suntimes.com) (121)
(Some Guy) Fail Research grant to design better video games for senior citizens and nine other totally ridiculous uses of "stimulus" funds  (verumserum.com) (99)
(Townhall) Hero Through their overreaching arrogance, Democrats have succeeded in awakening a sleeping giant - regular Americans. They now climb out of their recliners to have a little cheese dip, assault the Fortresses of Socialism  (townhall.com) (681)
(TMZ) Interesting TMZ publishes photo that seems to show JFK on a boat with naked women. Not safe for work. And NS for Camelot fans  (tmz.com) (130)
(OTB) Interesting TSA is a self-licking ice cream cone  (outsidethebeltway.com) (122)
(The New York Times) Interesting Czechs Hungary to Pole the Communist Party out of elections, which they claim is abSerb and could Croat a bad precedent  (nytimes.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Interesting For the first time ever, Israel calls all its ambassadors home for meeting. (Dusts off the 'EVERYBODY PANIC' and gets it ready.)  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com) (208)

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