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1.65% Commie 0.21% Commie
Sun August 09, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Dumbass "Sarah Palin has adopted a brazen approach to countering Pres. Barack Obama's proposed healthcare reforms: outright fabrication and unscrupulous lying" Sunday's Soylent Flavor: Down's Syndrome Red  (casavaria.com) (953)
(Ron Paul) Stupid The crazy goes up to 11: Ron Paul conspiracy nuts weigh in on Obama's Kenyan birth certificate. Ron Paul  (dailypaul.com) (209)
(CBS Minneapolis) Stupid Minnesota Governor decides to save money by taking anti-psychotic meds from crazy hobos. This should end well  (wcco.com) (115)
(Kansas City) Interesting "What we're seeing in Washington these days is beginning to look like Jimmy Carter II."  (kansascity.com) (235)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Newt Gingrich helps Palin double down on the "Go'ment gonna' take my 'tarded baby" lies  (huffingtonpost.com) (241)
(Independent) Interesting 200 days on and still no unicorns? Get it together, Obama  (independent.co.uk) (117)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Canada spends 10% of its GDP on health care; the U.S. spends 16%. The gap is almost entirely because of higher overhead. Canadians don't need thousands of actuaries to set premiums or thousands of lawyers to deny care"  (heraldonline.com) (267)
(Townhall) Interesting The wealthy are quietly staging their own form of protest: they are refusing to spend their money  (townhall.com) (278)
(Daily Kos) Amusing DailyKos gives up. Teabaggers win  (dailykos.com) (273)
(Macon Telegraph) Interesting Congress prevents 480,000 teens from saying, "You want fries with that?"  (macon.com) (187)
(Washington Post) Interesting Did the Founding Fathers intend for small states to have so much power in the Senate?  (washingtonpost.com) (282)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Congress critters go on bi-partisian road trip to check out climate change by snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef, riding a cable car through the Australian rain forest and a few other torist hot spots -- with their spouses of course  (online.wsj.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Hero Sweden says if you mess with one Pean, euro messing with the entire Pean family  (voanews.com) (20)
(Time) Obvious Canadians politely annoyed by Obama's 'Buy American' plan  (time.com) (114)
(Politico) Amusing Politico asked for the birth certificates of the 11 House Republicans who are cosponsoring a birther bill. And apparently Randy Neugebauer is not a citizen  (politico.com) (222)

Sat August 08, 2009
(ABC News) Fail Obama to public: We have a deal with Big Pharma to lower health care costs. Obama to Big Pharma: I got your back  (blogs.abcnews.com) (112)
(Fox News) Obvious Let's be honest about unemployment figures, shall we?  (foxnews.com) (208)
(American Thinker) Spiffy A 12-Step Program for recovering Obama addicts  (americanthinker.com) (141)
(Michelle Malkin) Obvious How to dress like an "authentic" grass-roots activist  (michellemalkin.com) (201)
(Daily Kos) Amusing This week's wharrgarbl-heavy hatemail bag brought to you by Daily Kos "fark you you farking farktard OBAMA WAS BORN IN kENYA biatch"  (dailykos.com) (100)
(FiveThirtyEight) Interesting Obama cuts taxes for 98.6% of working households. Conservatives grin nostalgically at the thought of 3/5ths of a person  (fivethirtyeight.com) (235)
(ABC News) Obvious Obama addresses 'outlandish' and 'misleading' claims about health reform, Nazi symbolism  (blogs.abcnews.com) (222)
(CBS News) Scary Congressmen receives death threats over healthcare plan. On the good side, he's got a great medical plan through his employer, so if he's only wounded, he should be okay  T-Shirt  (cbsnews.com) (232)
(Wall Street Journal) Asinine When journalism stops making sense. No, it's not Fark - it's Peggy Noonan  (online.wsj.com) (196)
(Some Guy) Interesting This weekend's edition of Parade Magazine contains an article that praises Obama and offers readers insight regarding his positive impact on children of all races and creeds. Difficulty: The author of the article is Bill O'Reilly  (mediaite.com) (113)
(The Sun) Sad Afghanistan mission "could last 40 years." The Sun is there. So is the dust and the Taliban  (thesun.co.uk) (46)
(WorldNetDaily) Scary Democrat introduces bill to install government GPS in all cars; track vehicles' travel to charge mileage tax  (wnd.com) (213)
(YouTube) Video 35 years ago today, Richard Nixon announced his resignation. Here's the footage before he went live  (youtube.com) (95)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Congressman Brian Baird (go-D-win) compares angry conservative constituents to Nazis. "What we're seeing right now is close to Brown Shirt tactics, I mean that very seriously."  (columbian.com) (364)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious Artists have a duty to dissent, even against Obama  (reason.com) (125)
(Baltimore Sun) Interesting The left can't understand why people don't like Obamacare  (baltimoresun.com) (346)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine ...and the circle of stupid is complete. Sarah Palin says that Obama's "Death Panel" could have her Down Syndrome baby killed  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (869)

Fri August 07, 2009
(MSNBC) Followup VIP committee refinances Dodd and Conrad  (msnbc.msn.com) (75)
(Daily Kos) Scary Wingnut shoots up a health care town hall meeting in 3... 2... 1  (dailykos.com) (599)
(Think Progress) Obvious Rep. Bob Inglis (R-SC): "I'm against Obama's health care plan" Crowd: Yay, woohoo Inglis: "But still, why don't you guys stop getting your news from Glenn Beck?" Crowd: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE  (thinkprogress.org) (149)
(NewsMax) Amusing According to a new poll, Rush Limbaugh is the leader in The Republican Party  (w3.newsmax.com) (104)
(The New York Times) Obvious I know this will shock you to your core and call into question everything you thought you knew about that bastion of respectable, unbiased journalism, but it appears the New York Post completely fabricated the Michelle Obama cell phone story  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (401)
(RushLimbaugh.com) Asinine Limbaugh: "Obama's got a health care logo that's right out of Adolf Hitler's playbook." In other news, if your doctor has a caduceus on his coat, his name might be Mengele  (rushlimbaugh.com) (410)
(Ynet) Interesting "Israel planned to strike Iran during riots." Thankfully, the U.S. thought that was farking retarded and ignored the request  (ynetnews.com) (127)
(Daily Kos) Amusing Hillary Clinton burns John Bolton: "If Obama walked on water, Bolton'd say he couldn't swim"  (dailykos.com) (162)
(Yahoo) Obvious Jenny Sanford decides she's had enough of the crazy and finally leaves the governor's mansion  (news.yahoo.com) (82)
(Politifact) Asinine One of the perks of Congress: It's completely legal to engage in insider trading  (politifact.com) (116)
(Denis Boyles) Followup A look back at John Hughes' political activities with the "Pants Down Republicans" - very helpful if you're not old enough to remember when National Lampoon was funny  (denisboyles.com) (101)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Gitmo's January closing date may be just another broken promise from Barack Obama  (online.wsj.com) (223)
(TC Palm) News U.S. Senator Mel Martinez (R-Fla) says he's resigning, leaving office this month  (tcpalm.com) (155)
(NYPost) Interesting Michelle Obama dispatches three secret service agents to restaurant's kitchen to ensure her hamburgers get grilled to her specifications, right after they confiscate everyone's cell phones and slap some paparazzi around  (nypost.com) (736)
(Some Guy) Scary Ten telltale symptoms that you may be becoming a Republican  (opednews.com) (478)
(Washington Times) Strange Justice Dept. questioned about dismissing its case against Black Panther members for voter intimidation after it had already won the case in court  (washingtontimes.com) (179)
(The New York Times) Stupid Cash for clunker refrigerators? It's more likely than you think  (greeninc.blogs.nytimes.com) (106)
(The Atlantic) Obvious "Losing patience with Israel:" Written by anti-sem.. err.. IDF veteran Bob Kaplan  (theatlantic.com) (169)
(Washington Post) Interesting "Republican leaders and their ideological fellow travelers . . . [ha]ve become political terrorists."  (washingtonpost.com) (871)

Thu August 06, 2009
(Some Guy) Asinine Republican Congresman who opposes health reform supports $3500 tax deduction for veternary care. Your dog wants an MRI  (michiganmessenger.com) (307)
(Media Matters) Asinine Remember when a random schlub submitting a video to an activist website comparing the president to Hitler resulted in congressional condemnation? Good times  (mediamatters.org) (212)
(Think Progress) Hero Glenn Beck drops unpatriotic advertisers  (thinkprogress.org) (289)
(The Hill) Interesting Rep. Jim Moran(D-VA) is excited and ready for any protesters at his town hall meetings, guess he got a brain  (thehill.com) (72)
(Boston Globe) Obvious "There is one aspect of the Obama presidency that I would have thought to be above criticism: his unimpeachable taste in clothes. I was wrong"  (boston.com) (54)
(Philly) Unlikely Democratic congressman to Stephen Colbert: Most members of the military are Democrats, whether they know it or not  (philly.com) (128)
(Salon) Interesting Five right-wing myths about healthcare reform  (salon.com) (451)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Those "concerned citizens" who are repeatedly accusing town hall protestors of being bused-in "astroturf" fakes are really just lobbyists, unions, special interests organized by left-wing media like Rachel Maddow and MSNBC  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (184)
(Breitbart.com) Spiffy John Edwards' mistress shows up at federal grand jury meeting on his campaign finances. Bonus: She brings their love child. Um, awkward (with pic)  (breitbart.com) (71)
(NPR) Obvious Those "concerned citizens" who are showing up at Town Halls to shout at their Congressmen? Turns out they're just a bunch of baggers and birthers organized by right wing media like Rush and Fox News  (npr.org) (690)
(Politico) Strange If you're on an LA beach and see two beached whales, don't push them back in. They're congressmen Dana Rohrabacher and Barney Frank about to go surfing  (politico.com) (51)
(Huffington Post) Sappy Kenyan man offers Hillary Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea's hand in marriage. Bill reportedly holding out for a bag of pork rinds  (huffingtonpost.com) (86)
(Townhall) Hero "The activist Left can't stand competition."  (townhall.com) (739)
(Media Matters) Obvious Lou Dobbs was born in Kenya, and here is the proof  (mediamatters.org) (98)
(ABC News) Asinine Congress overwhelmingly passes 2010 Defense Appropriations Bill. Fark: Which, of course, includes Gulftstream Jets for Congress' use  (abcnews.go.com) (221)

Wed August 05, 2009
(Some Weigel) Stupid Michael Steele wants to know if your refrigerator is running  (washingtonindependent.com) (175)
(Think Progress) Scary The teabagging townhall protesters just turned violent  (thinkprogress.org) (lots)
(Some Guy) NewsFlash It looks like Dollar Bill Jefferson is going to join his money in the cooler  (wdsu.com) (274)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Fox anchor gets pwned by a Democratic guest, but is saved by "breaking news": Was it A) Release of reporters from North Korea, B) Political developments in Iran, or C) Brand new video from Discovery Channel's "Shark Week"  (dailykos.com) (537)
(National Review) Interesting Washington can only see the economic activity it has created, not the activity it has destroyed  (article.nationalreview.com) (161)
(Hot Air) Dumbass Senator Barbara Boxer (D-ipshiat) says health care protestors can't be real because they're not dressed like slobs  T-Shirt  (hotair.com) (339)
(National Review) Obvious Charles Krauthammer adds "psychic" to the list of things that he's not very good at  (corner.nationalreview.com) (186)
(Politico) Fail The White House angrily insists it's just totally unfair and misleading for people to publish uncut, in-context video of Obama talking about healthcare a few years ago  (politico.com) (193)
(Some Guy) Fail Not News of the day: The President is getting a Hideous Birthday Cake  (nbcwashington.com) (158)
(538) Interesting Sen. Specter (D), votes with Dems 44% of the time while a Republican. Switches parties and votes with Dems 69% of the time. Has a primary challenger and now votes with Dems 97% of the time  (fivethirtyeight.com) (41)
(Google) Obvious The question being asked is "Are all Republicans closet homosexuals?"  (google.ca) (230)
(The Daily Show) Fail Chuck Grassley attempts to argue against healthcare reform using a "Deficit Dragon", screwing up both Arthurian myth and basic metaphors in the process. We need an "Utterly Pathetic" tag  (thedailyshow.com) (139)
(Reason Magazine) Asinine Government takes a couple grand of your money and gives it to your neighbor. Press interviews neighbor, declares program "successful" and "wildly popular." Welcome to Cash for Clunkers  (reason.com) (702)
(The Morning Call) Asinine Pennsylvania House Democrats arranged for themselves to be paid ahead of other state workers as they voted yesterday for a placeholder budget  (mcall.com) (45)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Vladimir Putin and his pectorals go horseback riding...shirtless  (guardian.co.uk) (166)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Ohio Sen. George Voinovich has charged that Southerners are what's wrong with the Republican Party  (washingtonpost.com) (609)
(SouthCoastToday) Fail Think your local government wastes your tax dollars? At least it isn't shredding them ... is it?  (southcoasttoday.com) (44)
(National Review) Scary Iran wants you to rat out dissidents on their website; WHARRGARBL Oh, it's the Whitehouse? Here you go  (corner.nationalreview.com) (450)
(Hot Air) Amusing Republican strategists have absolutely no f*cking clue what to do about the birth certificate loonies  (hotair.com) (232)
(Townhall) Fail Obama administration raises taxes under your nose and continues the thuggish secrecy of the Bush administration. Liberals predictably blush, ignore the facts, and continue to defend this hypocrisy  (townhall.com) (190)
(Examiner) Unlikely The liberals will never get it. Article doesn't say what "it" is  (examiner.com) (301)
(Yahoo) Obvious Conservatives are shocked...SHOCKED...that the Obamacare plan would cover abortion. Heck, it probably requires it. That or mandatory quotas for sex-change operations  (asia.news.yahoo.com) (258)
(CNN) Scary Ahmadinjacrazydude sworn in, followed by 10 minutes straight of diabolical laughter  (cnn.com) (133)
(Bloomberg) Obvious White House claims opponents of health care reform are "manufacturing outrage". Heck, at least America is manufacturing something again  (bloomberg.com) (410)
(Foreign Policy) Obvious Harvard professor: 'John Bolton is a dumbass'  (walt.foreignpolicy.com) (183)
(Yahoo) Cool Climate legislation expected to add a whopping $100 to yearly household costs by 2020. Suck it, shameless energy industry whores  (news.yahoo.com) (202)
(The Daily Show) Obvious The Crank Cycle: how Fox News creates a self-perpetuating cycle of wharrgarbl  (thedailyshow.com) (178)

Tue August 04, 2009
(Talking Points Memo) Sick Teabaggers protesting Sen Dodd's townhall suggest he cure his cancer by committing suicide. Stay classy GOP  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (543)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Michael Bolton's moustache insists Bill Clinton negotiated with terra'ists, forgets the whole ongoing nuclear talk thing  (thinkprogress.org) (123)
(The Hill) Amusing Coming soon- Cash for Fridges  (briefingroom.thehill.com) (221)
(MSNBC) NewsFlash Bill Clinton picks up two Asian chicks  (msnbc.msn.com) (954)
(Gallup) Interesting Recent Gallup poll says there are 30 blue states, 4 red states. Freepers retort that there are really 50 states, not 34  (gallup.com) (175)
(The Hill) Spiffy Sen. Arlen Specter has a challenger in the 2010 Democratic primary, Rep. Joe Sestak, who announced today surrounded by his family--Marshall, Will, Holly and Cha-ka  T-Shirt  (thehill.com) (57)
(Crooks & Liars) Fail From the people who brought you "Obama is a Kenyan" and "Islam is in his blood" comes the new hit sensation "If you translate the Bible using this version of Greek, the anti-Christ is named Baraq Ubamah."  (crooksandliars.com) (390)
(Think Progress) Amusing Americans tend to name battle ships after people, while the British name battle ships after words like Dauntless and Vindictive. Who's system is better? Star Trek tells us the answer  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (301)
(The Atlantic) Fail Because when I hear the word 'socialism', I immediately think of Heath Ledger's Joker  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com) (743)
(CBS News) Fail Rep.Lloyd Doggett (D-TX) held a town hall in Austin that ended after his first question when the crowd turned angry chanting "just say no."  (cbsnews.com) (558)
(NBC Washington) Spiffy Domino's giving away lava cakes for the 24 hours of Obama's birthday. Lava comes from volcanoes, Kenya has 24 volcanoes. It all makes perfect sense now, how could we have been so blind?  T-Shirt  (nbcwashington.com) (287)
(Salem News) Hero Finally someone has the courage to say it: "MADD is no longer an organization that opposes drunk driving, but an anti-alcohol group that has been hijacked by the modern day temperance movement  (salem-news.com) (319)
(AP) Unlikely Obama administration wants to shame the mortgage industry into helping borrowers avoid foreclosure, apparently hasn't noticed the mortgage industry has no shame  (hosted.ap.org) (31)
(Democracy Now) Interesting Bacon is a weapon of mass destruction. Mmmm bacon  (democracynow.org) (62)
(Washington Post) Interesting Why we won't see a Republican president for a long, long time  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (237)
(Yahoo) Fail Today's Proud GOP Champion of Family Values leaving office for having an affair comes from Tennessee. With hittable picture of the mistress  (nashvillescene.com) (108)

Mon August 03, 2009
(Salon) Fail Orly Taitz goes on MSNBC and proves definitively that she is absolutely, batsh#$ crazy  (salon.com) (543)
(Daily Kos) Fail Wildly successful 'Cash-for-Clunkers' incentive that actually gives back to the American people and is a permanent fixure in most first world countries, might be killed off in the Senate. By Democrats  (dailykos.com) (262)
(Think Progress) Interesting Is growth overrated? The Western World has become rich enough that its time we stop measuring our economies in terms of growth, and focus on material quality of living  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (170)
(Think Progress) Obvious To derail healthcare reform, republican strategists decide to capitalize on their supporters strengths, "Try To "Rattle Him," Not Have An Intelligent Debate"  (thinkprogress.org) (148)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting PBS hoping the Obama administration coughs up more bucks for them than Bush ever did, because the public needs that fourth TV channel. Oh, wait. This isn't 1972  (thrfeed.com) (212)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Rep. Peter King (R-LOLWUTISTAN) Health Care Reform Not A Major Issue For Americans  (huffingtonpost.com) (165)
(Salon) Obvious Why Republicans need health care to fail  (open.salon.com) (377)
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Debunking the Obamacare advocates on America's "free-market" health care system, which is about as free-market as a trip to the DMV  (reason.com) (490)
(Washington Post) Interesting The inside story of one of the worst decisions in recent political history: How John McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his running mate  (washingtonpost.com) (290)
(Forbes) Amusing How did Joe Biden weasel his near-beer-drinking ass into the Beer Summit? And who puts fruit in beer?  (forbes.com) (256)
(Some Guy) Amusing On trip to Ukraine, Biden sings off-key, disrupts Russian spy satellites. Military discovers an actual use for the VP  (freerepublic.com) (51)
(Washington Post) Obvious Democrats are plummeting in the polls like a rock through feathers. Must be time to blame Bush  (washingtonpost.com) (761)

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