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Neutral 0.22% Fascist
Sun April 12, 2009
(Think Progress) Fail Teabagging protestors in Nebraska chant "No taxation without representation". This from a state with 0.6% of the US population and 2% of its senators (308)
(ABC News) Dumbass Obama approved special forces action that put American shipping captain, minorities at risk (250)
(The New York Times) Followup Jurors who sent Ted Stevens down the tubes say he's still guilty, regardless of prosecutorial misconduct (25)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious "We might want to pity Karl Rove because Karl is completely disconnected from what's going on in the real world" (73)
(Huffington Post) Obvious ACORN plants caught on video discrediting the 9/12 project (170)
(RedState) Dumbass Red State would like you to know that for some reason or another the successful rescue means Obama is a bad bad man (167)
(RealClearPolitics) Hero The Pax Americana was the greatest boom for freedom and prosperity in the world's history. And it's not over yet. Nor should it be (247)
(Transterrestrial) Obvious Missouri House passes bill allowing concealed carry on college campuses. Oddly enough, effete internet male university administrators get their panties in a knot over the very idea (125)
(Washington Post) Asinine Today's reason the government has to supress free speech is (spins wheel) offending religion. Hey wait, that one comes up 90% of the time. This game is rigged (140)
(NYPost) Stupid Michelle Obama add a full-time makeup artist to her entourage...We know where our tax dollars are going (133)
(American Thinker) Fail If you are going to bow to the Saudi King and then lie about it, try to come up with something that YouTube can't disprove (378)
(New York Daily News) Sad Barack Obama drinks Budweiser, which is grounds for impeachment in submitter's world (160)
(Telegraph) Interesting Blogs have changed politics forever, which is good news for libertarians, bad news for libtards (88)
(Think Progress) Cool James Dobson says that conservatives have lost the culture war. Now all we can do is sit back and wait for the Rapture (179)
(Newsweek) Interesting Obama, Dems decide to not go after "assault weapons." Republican fauxtrage redirected to teleprompturzLOL in 3...2...1 (263)
(Washington Post) Asinine Study shows that every dollar spent on a lobbyist yields a company $220 in tax breaks (52)
(The Times of India) Obvious Zimbabwe retires it own dollar after acknowledging that it's worthless, adopts only slightly more solvent currencies including Botswana pula, Polish zloty and American dollar (72)
(AP) Fail President Obama to go to church this morning after having his aides search for a church that reflects his personal values. Ha, just kidding they're investigating each church's past history to avoid a political firestorm (288)
(Asia One) Scary One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble (22)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Our long national nightmare is finally over. The first family have their new dog  T-Shirt (130)
(London Times) Amusing Suddenly an out-of-wedlock pregnant daughter doesn't seem so bad (93)
(AZCentral) Asinine Phony prisoners of war go POW POW POW on the taxpayer (15)
(Fox News) Asinine Climate bill could allow global warming victims to sue for damages (278)

Sat April 11, 2009
(Salon) Ironic "The Obama DOJ is now squarely to the Right of an extremely conservative, pro-executive-power, Bush 43-appointed judge on issues of executive power and due-process-less detentions." (214)
(Google) Followup Obama still has hundreds of jobs that need to be filled. No word on whether 'Pirate Czar' is among them (71)
(CNN) Obvious Bridge that State of Hawaii said would take two years and $4 million to repair is fixed by local residents in eight days with volunteer labor and donated equipment (258)
(Daily Kos) Amusing DailyKos gets hate mail. And now they are sharing the five best letters each week (216)
(YouTube) Interesting Christian radio host: "If god made you and supplied everything for you, doesn't that means you owe your life to him and have to obey him?" Atheist: "No, I'm not a slave." (510)
(Some Guy) Asinine Conservative Commentator outraged at "tasteless" new Eminem video showing him in bed with a fake Sarah Palin. Says he should have used a fake Michelle Obama instead (103)
(NPR) Fail Another presidential promise we're still waiting to see happen. Can't Obama live up to anything he's promised? (100)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious O'Reilly and Beck know why people link their rhetoric to violence: Jealousy, and a sabatoge plot by GE (180)
(Yahoo) Sad The Grand Old Party getting ever smaller and more conservative each year, unable to understand why when they are always right on every single issue. What's wrong with you people, anyway? (260)
(Fox News) Ironic Karl Rove: Biden is a habitual liar (93)
(FDNM) Followup Palin, who asked senator to step down, then asked new senator to step down, now says she didn't ask the senator to step down, but she still wants to have an election, so she'll need him to step down. Got it? (80)
(You Betcha) Asinine Gov. Palin's pick for Attorney General asks the hard hitting questions--"If a guy can't rape his wife...who's he gonna rape?" (188)
(Abc.net.au) Interesting Bainimarama sworn in again as Fiji PM, looks like it's gonna be a cruel, cruel summer  T-Shirt (23)
(Politico) Followup Governors initially rejecting stimulus money realize they'd like to win their home state when they run for President (78)

Fri April 10, 2009
(Philly) Asinine Attorneys for Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell to state agencies: You know that open records director we appointed? Don't take her calls any more (26)
(Some Guy) Weird Glenn Beck cranks the crazy knob to 11 and pretends to douse someone with gas and set them on fire, claiming that is what Obama is doing to the US. Bonus points: Rick Perry says he's proud to be there with Beck for it (240)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Obama on the campaign trail: State secrets suck. Obama in the White House: State secrets a♦♦♦ ♦♦b♦♦♦♦ ♦♦st♦♦♦ (267)
(Crooks & Liars) Amusing Rachel Maddow and Ana-Marie Cox attempt to make every teabagging joke known to man (253)
(LA Times) Interesting Supreme Court to decide whether it is possible to discriminate against white people (243)
(Politico) Sick Notice how we haven't heard any more stories lately about mistreatment in our V.A. system? Well here's another one we won't hear about (64)
(Control Congress) Cool Massive butthurt ensues after Republican caller tells Rush Limbaugh: "You're a brainwashed Nazi." If only there was opioid analgesic medication that could relieve that pain (475)
(UPI) Interesting Only 20 percent of people sitting around the house on a work day answering telephone polls think socialism is superior to capitalism (177)
(Townhall) Obvious Obama: America is not "a Christian nation or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation." Right-wing Christians: "Waaaaaahhhhhh" (564)
(YouTube) Video Not News: Pirates pirating. News: Pirates pirating Americans. Fark: Hillary Clinton finds it kinda funny (139)
(Philly) Dumbass Obama's choice for the State Department's top legal spot believes believes U.S. courts "must look beyond national interest to the mutual interests of all nations in a smoothly functioning international legal regime..." (228)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Arizona State University to President Obama, 'Thank you for agreeing to be our commencement speaker. By the way, we do not feel that you are experienced enough to deserve an honorary degree from our institution.' (137)
(London Times) Obvious U.S. may not pull out as soon as Obama wanted, leaving Iraq pregnant with antici (93)
(New Scientist) Interesting The Battle for Turkey's soul. Jeez, shouldn't we concentrate on teaching them to fly first?  T-Shirt (64)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Representative Spencer Bachus (R-Ala.) says he has a list of socialists in Congress. Angela Lansbury seen smiling behind him wearing a Queen of Diamonds costume (137)
(MSNBC) Obvious Christians complain they are being persecuted for not being allowed to persecute homosexuals (lots)
(Some Guy) Obvious "For the last four years [Obama] was six blocks away in the U.S. Senate and he voted for most of the monetary policies that he is now complaining about." (226)

Thu April 09, 2009
(Huffington Post) Amusing Robert Gibbs gives example of proper "Oh Snap" usage to the White House Press Corps (239)
(ABC News) Asinine Because there aren't enough smokers to tax anymore, states consider high taxes on soft drinks. You can have my Mountain Dew when you pry it from my cold, caffeinated hands (184)
(Washington Post) Hero Virginia Assembly to its unemployed: stop being lazy and get a job (225)
(Harvard Business) Interesting Is Obama the financial Dubya? (488)
(CNN) Amusing Bad: Sending email with personal comments still on them. News: from the White House. Fark: To the media (53)
(Yahoo) Scary Iran admits to running 7,000 uranium... errr... unicorn enrichment centrifuges (372)
(AP) Amusing New Orleans Mayor is really, really shocked to learn that his Hawaii vacation may have been paid for by a man doing business with the city (38)
(CBS News) Followup Levi gets all mavericky on Palin. It's like redneck ping pong (253)
(Time) Interesting Top 10 Secret Service code names. Kennedy wasn't called "Lancer" for nothing (164)
(Reuters) Interesting Obama's teleprompter declines comment on US hostage crisis off Somalia (774)
(HA HA HA HA no) Unlikely Britain discovers it has overpaid the Irish health service about €200million a year, asks Irish Government if they could please have their money back. Faint sound of laughter heard in the distance (106)
(AP) Asinine You're a disgraced, corrupt, ethics-violating U.S. senator who was voted out of office by your constituents in Alaska. What are you going to do now? Why, file to run in 2014, of course (194)
(Daily Kos) Unlikely One member of the Presidential Advisory Council on Faith Based and Neighborhood Partnerships is gay. What does this mean? To Newt Gingrich, it means a secret conspiracy to have the government control all religions. So its probably that (96)
(Fox News) Stupid Conservatives outraged that Notre Dame has invited a president to speak who supports a woman's right to make personal decisions about her own body. Laments the old days of speakers who only supported torture and the deaths of thousands (316)

Wed April 08, 2009
(London Times) Cool President Obama's videotaped message to the Iranian people appears to have worked. Iranian pressure forces Mahmoud Amadinnerjacket to call for talks with the U.S (228)
(Townhall) Obvious Seven reasons why the Republicans, tanned, rested and ready, are going to roar back starting in 2010 (461)
(Politico) Followup White House: "President Obama totally didn't bow to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia" (400)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Roger Ebert gives us his latest non-movie review: Thoughts on Bill O'Reilly (337)
(Some Guy) Amusing What is best in life? To crush Republicans, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. "Barack the Barbarian: Quest for the Treasure of Stimuli" to hit comic-book shelves near you (313)
(London Times) Dumbass Italian prime minister goes on TV to tell survivors who lost their homes in this week's earthquake to lighten up and consider the experience a fun weekend camping trip (62)
(Daily Mail) Asinine South Africa's next president has four wives and is poised to lead his nation straight to Zimbabwehood. With cannot-be-unseen photo of president in native dress (159)
(Wonkette) Obvious Dear Norm Coleman: When NRO writers are telling you to give up, it might be time to pack it in. Yours truly, Reality (194)
(London Times) Asinine Former British PM Tony Blair is worried everyone's forgotten him, so he starts an argument with the Pope over homosexuality. That oughta do it (68)
(AP) Hero McCain describes time in Hanoi Hilton, saying "I couldn't control my despair. All my pride was lost." Oddly enough, other men feel the same way about time in Paris Hilton  T-Shirt (156)
(STLToday) Amusing Dead man wins election in Missouri. This is not a repeat from 2000 (25)

Tue April 07, 2009
(Think Progress) Unlikely Barack Obama, despite being a self made millionaire several times over, has never earned a paycheck in his life. This news brought to you by the freako liberals at MSNBC (435)
(Canada.com) Cool First female commander of Canadian warship takes the helm. Canoe and beaver jokes to the right (74)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Democrats have finally figured out how to make the 'rich' pay for all their spending...reclassify large portions of the middle class as 'rich'. Mission Accomplished (534)
(London Times) Asinine British like to talk about how much more hard-hitting their political journalism is than that of Americans. Here's the latest proof: "Why is Michelle Obama wearing false eyelashes?" (43)
(Fox News) Amusing Obama wants to stop people from taking vacations to Antarctica. This must be the change he was talking about (125)
(Des Moines Register) Interesting Lawmaker considers running for governor in the wake of Iowa's gay marriage ruling. "When these kinds of things happen, it sucks me into the Iowa policy in a way that I haven't been sucked into it in a while" (176)
(Some Guy) Obvious Political blogs going under as a result of recession cutting down advertising revenues, fact they can no longer explain everything their readers need to know about politics with photo captions that begin "Chimpy McFlightsuit..." (61)
(Some Guy) Obvious Bill O'Reilly: "I have more power than any politician in the country" (111)
(Time) Obvious Mett the new boss, same as the old boss: "In style, substance and photo-ops, Obama's unannounced stopover in Baghdad was straight out of the George W. Bush playbook" (199)
(RealClearPolitics) Spiffy Barney Frank gets ass handed to him by college student who blew him out of the building (390)
(Washington Post) Spiffy First gay marriage was legal in Massachusetts, then Connecticut, then Iowa, now it's moving on to Vermont. Yeeeeeeaaaaarrggggh  T-Shirt (862)
(TaxProf Blog) Interesting Top 1 percent of US households earned 19 percent of the nation's income and paid 28 percent of all taxes. Won't someone think of the top 1 percent? (596)
(Bloomberg) Obvious House approves Obama budget, rejects lupus  T-Shirt (43)
(Fox News) Followup Remember Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) and how his conviction for corruption proved that no one was above the law? Yeah, about that (95)
(CNN) News Hussein back in Baghdad  T-Shirt (354)
(Lohud.com) Scary Eliot Spitzer is sick of sleeping on the couch and wants a return to politics, vowing that this time he'll stick to banging interns like regular politicians (47)
(National Review) Interesting Canadian "human rights" commissioner: "Freedom of speech is an American concept, so I don't give it any value." Eh? (193)
(Reuters) Dumbass Defense Secretary Gates reveals Obama's plan to restructure U.S. defense, rendering it incapable of defending the Pacific floor from North Korea or the box office from Fast & Furious sequels (293)
(Guardian.com) Obvious Researchers prove that Barack Obama, unlike George W. Bush, is a divider, not a uniter (186)
(Nerve) Dumbass Nevada Gov. assaults woman in parking garage, bangs Miss Sept '89, an ex-wife of a Mayor, sends 860 sext messages, gets divorced. The Aristocrats (37)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Former Reagan administration official and right-wing commentator Frank Gaffney: "OMG Obama is a seekrit Muslim and speaking in code" (183)

Mon April 06, 2009
(Yahoo) Obvious The EU is now requiring that every email in its domain to be cached (126)
(BBC) Asinine Recently uncovered WWII documents reveal that racist U.S. and British military leaders ensured black soldiers were excluded from French units scheduled to liberate Paris from Nazis (419)
(NPR) Spiffy At bakery in Istanbul, what do you get when 5 chefs work for 2 days straight with baklava? Portrait of Obama called "Baracklava." With pic yumminess (61)
(Huffington Post) Asinine 2001 Republicans: Al Gore's recount makes him "the Tonya Harding of presidential politics." 2009 Republicans: Coleman, fight for your election until you've exhausted all possibilities. 2010 Republicans: Why do we keep losing? (174)
(Some Rep) Dumbass Bachmann: Obama wants to send your kids to re-education camps. Son, there's crazy and there's black helicopters with raspberry topping and a side of demi-glaze crazy (331)
(Fox News) Obvious Campaigner Obama: "As president I will recognize the Armenian Genocide." President Obama: "Ixnay on the EnocideJay" (205)
(Think Progress) Asinine Politico ponders war with North Korea, saying most people support it, and fails to mention that it would surely involve the complete destruction of one of the world's largest cities. But at least it makes for good copy (138)
(MSNBC) Amusing Caribou Barbie gets all mavericky on her daughter's baby daddy (442)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Change you can believe in. Obama moves to block challenge to wiretapping program (218)
(MSNBC) Interesting Black political commentators know how to stir controversy among their black audience: criticize President Obama. "It starts with acknowledging he's my president, and not my homie" (78)
(Townhall) Stupid Embracing our future by ignoring our past: Obama is giving us the old, flea-bitten, worm infested mutt of government control and everybody's excited that they are getting a new puppy (202)
(Crooks & Liars) Scary Fox News ambushes a college professor they accuse of thoughtcrime (374)
(Telegraph) Followup Upon further review, North Korea fails once again to earn their merit badge in model rocketry (76)
(Reuters) Fail Congress finally set to add some much needed regulation by enacting tougher trading rules and creating a new registration system for traders. Since it's the US Congress of course we're talking about concert tickets (87)
(Guardian.com) Interesting How are a swollen prostate and Malaysia's harsh political climate alike? They both make the job of number one very difficult to do (18)

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