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3.51% Fascist 2.54% Commie
Sun March 22, 2009
(Common Dreams) Unlikely Here's an economist diasapproving Obama's economic plans. Difficulty: It's Paul Krugman (133)
(Pajamas Media) Obvious Anti-AIG protestors fit on a bus. Tea Party protestors number in the thousands. Guess which group gets more media coverage? (321)
(Houston Chronicle) Misc Is the Minnesota senate race keeping you from updating your congressional bobble-head doll collection? Well, worry no more, because here's the solution to your problem (34)
(Breitbart.com) Unlikely When is the "right course" to save the US economy the same thing as bankrupting the nation? When Senator Judd Gregg is speaking, of course (151)
(National Post) Unlikely Conrad Black: "Ann Coulter is a rational conservative, slightly to the right of Ronald Reagan, and a practicing, middle-of-the-road Christian. This puts her within, albeit on the right side of, the American mainstream" (202)
(Tacoma News Tribune) Interesting Bill would allow ex-cons still paying restitution to cast their votes. Both parties working hard for their colleagues (73)
(Huffington Post) Obvious When even ultra-liberal NYT theater-critic-turned-Bush-basher Frank Rich says Obama is having his "Katrina moment," you know the honeymoon is over (197)
(Boston Herald) Silly Funxsutawney Steele pops out of his burrow, says the GOP has lost their minds, and then crawls back in for another 6 weeks of media exile (42)
(The Weekly Standard) Obvious Here's a chocking idea: How about ending corporate welfare? "The first party or political leader to apply the lessons of welfare reform to the financial crisis will benefit the country-and profit at the polls." (58)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious Bill Maher: How dangerous is the right wing hate talk? (454)
(CNN) Dumbass "God, all this love and everything in the room - I'm horny," says Joe the Plumber on stage while speaking to a conservative group (211)
(Scrappleface) Silly "There's nothing that makes the little people feel littler than the thought of these fat cats getting fatter just because that have specialized skills that are in high demand in a free-market economy." (167)

Sat March 21, 2009
(Daily Kos) Fail Fox News mocks Canadian armed forces. The ones fighting alongside US forces in Afghanistan (389)
(AP) Amusing Now showing at Supreme Court: 'Hillary: The Movie' (80)
(CBS New York) Interesting Huge gallery of Republican celebrities. Hmmm... country singer, NASCAR driver, country singer, some old guy, brainless pop star, some old guy, NOOOOOO (314)
(Blogspot) Obvious "Ayn Rand is to libertarianism what Fall Out Boy is to punk rock: It's what you get into before you grow up and start actually thinking." (503)
(Science Blogs) Dumbass Chairman of Texas Board of Education endorses book calling Christians who accept evolution "morons" and parents that teach children evolution "monsters." Texas, it's the new Kansas (288)
(SeattlePI) Amusing Based on Obama's bracket performance, it seems pretty obvious he has been concentrating on other things (94)
(Miami Herald) Sad Obama's budget set to increase country's debt by 1 trillion a year over the next 10 years. This is bad news...for Obama's grandchildren (153)
(NPR) Scary Remember that $1 trillion deficit that was projected? Um... make that $1.845 trillion (120)
(yuG emoS) Followup Palin backpedals like a circus clown on a unicycle, now wants public discussion of the stimulus money she didn't reject (115)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Finally, one Republican candidate is unafraid to challenge Rush Limbaugh and stand up for his beli-- aaaaand he's already clarifying his remarks (111)

Fri March 20, 2009
(Komo) Dumbass Washington State legislature passes bill to make graduation easier. Math test requirements no longer required. Ability to calculate monthly earnings at minimum wage optional  T-Shirt (92)
(AP) Spiffy Vermont Senate panel approves gay marriage bill. Now everyone in Vermont can be equally miserable (128)
(TC Palm) Hero Letter to the Editor from 85-year-old WWII veteran lays the smackdown on liberals and athiests for dumbing down the country (614)
(CNN) Followup The Special Olympics wants President Obama to consider hiring one of their athletes to work in the White House. Submitter has somebody in mind, he's a professional brush-clearer from Texas who knows the White House well  T-Shirt (268)
(Some Guy) Asinine Florida Supreme Court judge who helped decide the 2000 presidential election wants (surprise) more power for judges in Florida, because it will cost us less money. Riiiiiight (30)
(AZCentral) Ironic After a student sends a state senator a poorly written letter questioning why lawmakers are cutting education funds, senator writes back criticizing the student's poor education. Bonus: the student is a special needs kid (306)
(TMZ) Obvious Special Olympics bowling champ challenges Obama to game (351)
(Canada.com) Weird White pride marchers ban Nazi paraphernalia and alcohol. "Ideally, we'd like to see it eventually turn into a fairly mainstream thing. You just get your average joe out there saying, 'I'm proud to be white'" (550)
(NewsBusters) Hero To Avoid Offending Terrorists, Homeland Security Secretary Replaces 'Terrorism' With the Term 'Man-Caused Disaster'. Change we can choke on (394)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Massachusetts governor hands out jobs and pay raises to political allies, blames media for distracting him from governing by reporting the news (51)
(Bangor Daily News) Spiffy Maine Senator Susan Collins cast her 4000th consecutive wrong vote (52)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass On Fox News, Bernard Goldberg declared that the dictionary has a liberal bias, the latest movement in the Republican war on knowledge (321)
(WBAY-TV) Dumbass You betcha. Palin turns down almost half of stimulus funds (234)
(News.com.au) Amusing City Councillor proposes a motion to buy government Minister a vibrator so that she can "go screw herself". All those in favour say "oh god, yes, yes" (60)

Thu March 19, 2009
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Obama already apologizing for making a joke on Leno about being no better than a Special Olympics bowler while occupying the White House, regrets any distress caused to George Bush as result (1125)
(AP) Interesting Ex-Bush administration official: Oh by the way, a number of the inmates at Guantanamo are innocent, so have fun with that (211)
(ABC News) Cool North Dakota group spends millions of dollars in federal disaster aid on booze. Hey - you'd do the same if you lived in North Dakota (34)
(AJC) Dumbass Georgia Governor: Our State had some people vote for the brown guy. We're not racist anymore (145)
(NBC Washington) Amusing Michelle Obama to plant an organic vegetable garden on South grounds of the White House, also installing giant Keith Olbermann scarecrow to keep Republicans out of their arugula  T-Shirt (293)
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Interview with John Stossel: "The people with whom I work read The New York Times and The Washington Post, and that's their world. Everybody around them agrees with them. They all lean left, and they think that's the middle" (362)
(Telegraph) Followup Those DVD's President Obama gave the the UK PM? Yeah, the DRM means he can't play 'em, so he's a little PO-ed (298)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious House passes 90-percent tax on AIG bonuses. Don't worry, though; they'd NEVER treat average Americans like that (763)
(UPI) Misc Hamas threatens Shalit; Ebert, Roeper moved to undisclosed, secure location (157)
(Washington Times) Amusing Commerce Secretary nominee Gary Locke, COME ON DOWN. You're the next contestant on "Oops, My Bad" (126)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Obama's transportation secretary desperately tries to back away from his remarks that Illinois is home to the laziest population of workers north of Mexico, even though it's true (52)
(Wall Street Journal) Asinine Some Gitmo detainees may be released in the US, according to Attorney General Eric Holder. Look on the bright side: If Holder has his way, at least they won't be able to buy an assault weapon (711)
(CNN) Dumbass Bush to write a book about Cheney's eight years in the White House (228)
(Fox News) Followup Obama on the disclosure of his plan to kick Veterans out of the VA health care system: "Dude, we were TOTALLY kidding. Look over there, shiny" (315)
(Fox News) Scary Political cult ACORN to help out with next years census, that's nuts (295)
(LA Times) Unlikely Obama: AIG is the same as a suicide bomber. Obviously, someone forgot their teleprompter (187)

Wed March 18, 2009
(CNN) Interesting Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski: Hey Obama - maybe you should be working instead of picking us to suck (302)
(Kansas City) Asinine Traveling through Missouri with a Ron Paul sticker on the bumper? You might just be a terrorist (195)
(Crooks & Liars) Asinine Megan McCain, meet the wheels of the bus. Love, Dad (197)
(The Final Hour) Dumbass Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro (D-umbass), in a stunning display of ignorance, proposes a bill that would potentially make organic farms illegal if they aren't covered in chemicals (135)
(Fox News) Asinine If you missed your chance to show outrage over AIG bonuses, don't fret - there appears to be BONUS OUTRAGE II on the horizion (110)
(Fox News) Obvious Never waste a crisis, right? Attorney General Eric Holder using Mexican drug violence to reinstate the so-called "assault weapons" ban in the US (382)
(CNN) Interesting Zimbabwe, much like submitter, "surviving on beer and cigarettes" (43)
(CNN) Asinine Senator Max Baucus admits that the Stimulus Bill was rushed through and voted on before they all read it (221)
(Talking Points Memo) Silly First poll on the 2012 election has Obama up by 20 over Palin (231)
(Google) Interesting Obama's universal health coverage plan for all Americans will cost as least $1.5 trillion over the next decade. Billion, trillion, gajillion, who cares? Gimme gimme (857)
(Fox Business) Dumbass Chris Dodd makes like a cat trying to cover a turd on a tile floor with his attempts to undo an executive pay exemption placed in the stimulus bill by...Chris Dodd (522)
(London Times) Amusing If you have to make an important speech at the White House, try and make sure you're not reading the same one the President gave a few minutes before you (152)
(Yahoo) Interesting Obama to states: Spend the stimulus now but don't break the rules. States: But you didn't write any rules yet. Obama: You getting smart-mouthed with us? (70)
(Some Guy) Fail White House: We didn't know about the bonuses until last week. Congress: What about that letter we wrote in January? White House: Ummm, boy, did you hear what Rush said today? (312)
(CBS Salt Lake City) Interesting Idaho House of Representatives waive jacket rule due to warmer weather, still debating how to separate real Americans from traitors without the use of lapel pins (28)
(Stuff) Scary Germany is in the midst of economic turmoil and job losses are mounting. That can only mean one thing: Nazism is experiencing a resurgence. Someone should warn Poland (311)
(NYPost) Ironic "Ironically, Americans may be in the position of hoping the 'communist' Chinese can impose fiscal discipline on our profligate government." (28)
(AP) Cool Obama ready to sign U.N gay rights declaration. Oh my (341)
(Newsweek) Obvious 'Former President George W. Bush said he won't criticize President Barack Obama because Obama "deserves my silence"' (225)

Tue March 17, 2009
(CNN) Obvious Arizona Attorney General : "The violence that we see in Mexico is fueled 65 to 70 percent by the trade in one drug: marijuana." Hmm... if only there was some way to stop the illegal trade of this substance (452)
(Oregon Live) Obvious Congressman gets pulled aside for extra TSA screening, hilarity ensues (120)
(CBS New York) Followup Feds approve Emperor Bloomberg's plan to alter NYC term limits law (63)
(The Nation) Followup New and improved Israel: Now with more racism, less peace. Goes great with popcorn (145)
(MediaMemo) Fail Bad idea, executed poorly: ABC interviews John McCain using Twitter (66)
(CNN) Interesting Senate committee exploring 90% special tax for AIG bonus recipients, to be filed using form 1040FU  T-Shirt (399)
(Newsday) Interesting House introduces bill to tax AIG bonuses at 100%. For those that were told there would be no math, that's all of it (346)
(AP) Cool Obama names Steelers owner Dan Rooney ambassador to Ireland. Corned beef and cabbage, Guinness to be replaced by fry-and-slaw sandwiches, stale Iron City Beer (49)
(CNN) Spiffy Jack Cafferty: Obama has done more in eight weeks than Bush did in eight years, if you don't count the wars he started (328)
(Salon) Asinine North Korea opens its first pizzeria after Kim Jong-il demands North Koreans be allowed to eat the world's best foods. Favorite pies to include twig and moss thin crust, mud and burlap deep-dish, rat supreme (133)
(Breitbart.com) Followup With oil at $47 a barrel, Iran's foreign minister complains about "unjust" prices for his country's main non-terrorism-based commodity (106)
(Globe and Mail) Fail Is Canada's Minister of Science a Creationist? (241)
(USA Today) Cool Obama shows Chicago roots, dyes White House fountain green. Good thing he's not from Cleveland (126)
(Fox News) Spiffy O'bama boy, the Irish leaders are callin, from glen to glen, and down the mountain side (66)
(Facebook) Interesting Governor of New Jersey sets up a Facebook page to take suggestions from residents on how to balance the budget and post pics of his cats (30)
(CNSNews) Hero Senior officials from veterans service organizations call President Obama's new health care plan for wounded heroes "unconscionable" (265)
(SFGate) Interesting House Speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to waive antitrust rules to help the newspapers in her city, guaranteeing her an election endorsement editorial every two years until her face explodes from too much Botox (83)
(Media Matters) Asinine Fox News uses six-month old Biden soundbite, pretends it was made this weekend and edits it to mean the opposite of what Biden said. It's enough to make a man go all "fairness doctrine" on your ass (460)
(Reuters) Sad Days after President Obama lifted limits on federal funding of stem cell research, Oklahoma politician to introduce bill that would make stem cell research illegal. Take that, cancer (184)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Glenn Beck of Faux News sheds faux tears. Faux real (241)
(Salon) Amusing Stephen Colbert sees Glenn Beck's "War Room" and raises him a "Doom Bunker" (53)
(Politico) Hero Senator Grassley says what we're all thinking (185)
(Salon) Scary Lynne Cheney faints, hospitalized after realising she's married to Dick Cheney (100)

Mon March 16, 2009
(Crooks & Liars) Dumbass Illinois GOP chairman who criticized politician for giving the "wrong image" for Republicans by going to sex parties was beaten by his wife after she caught him with two hookers (83)
(London Times) Scary Army moves against president in Madagascar in apparent coup attempt. Orders given to shoot...down...everything (54)
(CNN) Obvious White House to Rush: "I wish I knew how to quit you" (111)
(MSNBC) Obvious Congress to AIG: Who taught you how to do this stuff? AIG: YOU, ALRIGHT? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU  T-Shirt (158)
(ABC News) Amusing 2008: GOP gets clobbered, largely because Sarah Palin is on the ticket. 2009: GOP invites Sarah Palin to give keynote address at Senate and House campaign dinner. 2010: GOP gets clobbered in midterm elections (220)
(MinnPost) Followup Norm Coleman rumored to replace Michael Steele as RNC chair, prays Democratic Party (120)
(CNN) Amusing "Kiss my fat ass." (210)
(Rasmussen Reports) Interesting Obama's Presidential Approval Index rating now at +4, his lowest rating to date, as news of a delay in unicorn shipments reaches the public (166)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Stupid Newspaper to Illinois Department of Transportation: "Hey - can you tell us who got that $975M to fix the roads?" IDOT: "You think we keep records. That's cute" (20)
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Hero Obama vows to block AIG bonuses (640)
(Deceiver) Dumbass Alec Baldwin thinks taxes are good, but only if other people are paying them (96)
(Washington Times) Obvious Imagine if Barack Obama had campaigned on what he has actually done (331)
(Time) Interesting A solution to gay marriage: End government recognized marriage all together and have civil unions for everyone. If you really want to get married, go to the church (479)
(MSNBC) Asinine Obama's double talk: Wall Street is evil money grubbing thieves. Uh..... We need to hurry and give them some more taxpayer's money (213)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Cheney: "Don't blame us for the economic mess" Reporter: Well whose fault is it? Cheney: "I like you kid....you got spunk. Why don't we go hunting sometime?" (236)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Ron Paul says "you know who benefits the most from marijuana prohibition? The Mexican drug cartels, that's who" (262)
(NYPost) Obvious Paterson experiences miraculous recovery, can see an extra couple hundred million lying around with which to buy votes (14)
(SMH) Amusing Editor addresses authenticity of Pauline Hanson photos: "We put the images through a thing called Photoshop... you can see changes in the pixels... if they've been doctored." (31)
(London Times) Interesting Politician red-faced as her old nude photos surface: With 'you probably would have hit it 10 years ago' pic (61)
(Google) Sad Vice President Joe Biden's mother hospitalized after fall. Gimme a farking break (64)

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