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Sun November 30, 2008
(Access North Georgia) Hero Zell Miller is crossing party lines again for Saxby Chambliss (64)
(Some Guy) Interesting California gay activists seek revocation of tax-exempt status of churches that supported Prop 8 (292)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Military gives presentation on how to lower suicide rates. Recommendations include to believe in God, and to be more like George Washington, because atheism leads to Karl Marx and death (116)
(Telegraph) Dumbass The holder of world's most powerful office proposes a policy guaranteed to inflict untold damage on many countries, on the basis of fallacious and self-deluding lies (197)
(WorldNetDaily) Scary Since being elected president, Obama has developed a stress-related facial tick. Is this really the man we want defending us against the hated Soviets? Yes, this is a WND story, why do you ask? (175)
(National Review) Interesting Obama's willingness to surround himself with centrist advisors is proof that Bush was an effective president who was loved by everyone and right about everything (39)
(Yahoo) Amusing Latinos to Obama: Sup Esse? We back you in record numbers, Bill Richardson should get Secretary of State. Obama response: NOT YOURS (71)
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Gallup poll shows 67% of Americans want Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012 (237)
(Reuters) Interesting Bill Clinton agrees to release list of 200,000 donors' names to clear the way for Hillary to become Secretary of State. Even longer list of women he's "shared" cigars with still under wraps (52)
(UPI) Obvious Democrats vow to overturn new Bush rules faster than Dubya can chug a case of Coors Light (74)
(Breitbart.com) Unlikely Pakistan pleads with India not to overreact to the attacks on Mumbai, heads to the golf course to find the real killers (97)
(Forbes) Interesting Romania heads into an election within hours. Pornographers play key role as poor Romania is only EU member with 'junk' status (27)
(LA Times) Obvious While investigating Mumbai terror attack, India finds links to Pakistani extremists. Immediately begins gearing up for invasion of Iraq (332)

Sat November 29, 2008
(CBS Sacramento) Stupid Priest tells parishoners that they have committed a mortal sin if they voted for Obama. This is not a repeat from every Sunday since the election (229)
(Newton TAB) Obvious Democratic governor says he's open to the idea of a tax increase, but only if it's a big tax increase (74)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Remember that oversight we were promised on the $700 billion bailout? Guess which compassionate party just blocked the nomination of the watchdog (51)
(Daily Kos) Fail Fantasy: Joe Biden locked out of the loop. Furious that Hillary might be Secretary of State. Reality: "He's been very closely involved in the key decisions. He and the president-elect have a very good personal chemistry." (87)
(GrassFire) Scary ObamaNation is upon us. Join the Citizen Resistance, an alliance of concerned, patriotic conservatives who will fight the flouridation of our water supply, continue to deny women their essence, and enjoy grain alcohol and rainwater cocktails (194)
(CBS News) Interesting Rep. Katherine Harris possibly under investigation for bribery (82)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Center-Right versus Center-Left in the Democratic Party, or Godless Commie Pinkos versus Ultra Godless Commie Pinkos (64)
(YouTube) Video Mr. Peabody & Sherman: History of Iraq. A history lesson starting back in 1953 to present (101)

Fri November 28, 2008
(apnews.myway.com) Obvious Al Franken is still short. He doesn't have enough votes either (379)
(The Green Party) Stupid The three Canadian opposition parties are trying to form a coalition government to take over from the recently elected party. For US farkers this is the equivalent of a coalition comprising Nader, Perot & Duke (78)
(Canoe) Weird French appeals court says Voodoo dolls of President Nicolas Sarkozy may remain on sale, but must carry a notice saying that pricking them harms the president's dignity (32)
(Herald-Leader) Scary Kentucky anti-terror law requires God be acknowledged (751)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Chris Matthews running for the Senate. HA (62)
(Reuters) Unlikely Bush on his legacy: "I'd like to be a president [known] as somebody who liberated 50 million people and helped achieve peace" (558)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious Bill Clinton to replace Hillary as NY Senator? (112)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Karl Rove praises Obama's choices says they are "Reassuring." (47)
(Politico) Obvious Even Rupert Murdoch hates Bill O'Reilly (45)
(TheSpec.com) Hero Canadian Prime Minister wants to handle the impending deficit by cutting government spending and selling off assets instead of spending even more. Naturally, this pisses everyone off (116)
(Globe and Mail) Fail Six weeks after the Canadian election, Stevie Sweatervest's minority Conservative government in danger of falling. Jack Layton's mustache to assume the mantle of leadership (296)
(Politico) Obvious This is what it sounds like, when doves cry (196)

Thu November 27, 2008
(Reason Magazine) Amusing Progressives regret Obama win (300)
(International Herald Tribune) Interesting Kremlin will no longer allow access to archives detailing life under Stalin. Nothing to see here, comrade (79)
(Some pantywaist liberal) Interesting Talking turkey: 10 myths conservatives believe about progressives (362)
(Houston Chronicle) Followup Barbara Bush says perforated ulcer pain was "worse than childbirth". Luckily, unlike her children, her ulcer is unlikely to get elected and inflict pain on the rest of us (108)
(eljueves.es) Stupid Todays inappropriate magazine cover about Obama goes to...El Jueves (possibly Not safe for work) (100)
(London Times) Ironic Obama: "It would be foolish, at such a critical time in our history, to pick people who had no experience." Wait, what? (232)
(Financial Times) Interesting Angela Merkel denounces US economic policies. Sounds like someone needs a backrub (24)

Wed November 26, 2008
(The Atlantic) Interesting Obama: I want Hillary for my Secretary of State. Constitution: Denied (200)
(WTOP) Sad For about three one-hundredths of the cost of the US bail-out, 95% of the HIV cases in Africa could be halted and the epidemic controlled (174)
(CWN) Weird Wow, after surgery Barbara Bush sure looks younger (37)
(News.com.au) Interesting Castro says he is open to Obama. Bonus point: As negotiated by Sean Penn (43)
(CNN) Amusing Proving once again why they will be missed, the Bush White House screws up the Christmas cards (46)
(Wonkette) Amusing Texans want to secede from Union, name George W. Bush President of the Republic of Texas. Good luck with all that (265)
(CNN) Interesting Barack HUSSEIN Obama announces creation of Economic Recovery Advisory Board, or as he likes to call it, "E-RAB" (111)
(The New York Times) Interesting Yes We Can go back even further in time to find another staff member: 81-year old Carter and Reagan-era Fed chairman Paul Volcker to be named head of Obama's economic advisory board (69)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Woman demanda por la falta de ballot español. Etiqueta no Fail votado por Florida etiqueta (36)
(Sign On San Diego) Amusing Swarzenegger calls lawmakers kindergartners. If only there was some kind of cop for that (22)
(LA Times) Interesting In the jungle, the mighty jungle... a Wongsawat a Wongsawat a Wongsawat a Wongsawat (16)
(Haaretz) Amusing "Israel asks Bush to explain its 'special relationship' with US to Obama ." Seriously (228)
(Yahoo) Sad Lamest. Duck. Evar (109)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Obama introduces new seating chart for reporters at press conference. One section is "Cubs", the other is "White Sox". Reporters in Cubs section have to wait 100 years to ask a question (60)
(Yahoo) Scary FINALLY - the US Senate is going to make sure that NPR starts airing conservative viewpoints (486)
(Pensito Review) Dumbass New poll: 8% of Prop 8 supporters would change their votes - enough to flip the outcome (396)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Iran claims it has successfully Photoshopped another rocket into space (17)
(US News) Dumbass Old and Busted: Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-ithspcable) screwing taxpayers for his own profit. The New Hotness: Rep. Charlie Rangel screwing taxpayers for oil company profits (41)
(Google) Amusing And so it begins: Comrade Obama calls on bank executives to give up bonuses "for the good of the people" (511)
(AP) Ironic Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Diot), the guy who said we would all die if we elected Obama instead of McCain, now says all of Obama's actions since winning have been "just about perfect" (81)
(Time) Interesting I'm John McCain, and I didn't approve this message (99)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Clinton camp fabricated initial Obama "offer." Threw it out to the media under intense sniper fire (51)

Tue November 25, 2008
(Fox News) Unlikely Russian scholar predicts the U.S. will break into six parts because of the nation's financial crisis. Hints that Alaska could be Russia's for the taking (247)
(LA Times) Cool Meet the new Secretary of Defense, same as the old Secretary of Defense (393)
(News.com.au) Obvious McCain announces intention run for reelection to Senate in 2010, expresses joy that he doesn't need to pick a Vice Senator running mate (165)
(Politico) Obvious Subby is shocked, SHOCKED that apparently the Democrats are just going to bicker amongst themselves, instead of trying to get something done in Congress (87)
(Daily Kos) Fail Senator Saxby Chambliss (R - Chickenhawk) assembles a group of superstars to campaign for his runoff election: Sarah Pailin, Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney. Lord of the Idiots declares them all winners (67)
(Wall Street Journal) Amusing If Sarah Palin said the sun was the center of the universe, people would make fun of her. Copernicus, they call a great scientist. Where's the justice? (122)
(National Review) Amusing In an apparent effort to shore up the Hispanic vote for the next election, RNC considering Chip Saltsman to be their next chairman (12)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Gitmo) may ask President Bush to release imprisoned former Illinois governor George Ryan. Bush spokesman said they'll get right on it, makes jerking-off motion with hand (90)
(Michelle Malkin) Followup Remember the calendar featuring glamor shots of assorted conservative female pundits like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter? It's set off a firestorm of unhinged derangement from the left wing blogodome (216)
(DC examiner) Obvious Former Bush Aide indicted, blah blah blah, theft, fraud, embezzlement of taxpayer money, yadda, yadda, yadda- so hey how's that search for Obama's puppy going? (122)
(Huffington Post) Scary Ministry of Truth revising Iraq War history on White House website. Website also reports an increase in chocolate rations (52)
(NYPost) Amusing Finally, proof of God's existence: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut  T-Shirt (405)
(Free Press) Dumbass Article: The only hope for the economy is if we force Nancy Pelosi to impeach Bush right now. After that it gets a little weird (63)
(Reuters) Interesting Obama's stimulus plan includes cutting taxes, cutting big government spending . . . why, it's almost like he understands what it means to actually be conservative (135)
(Washington Post) Interesting Obama goes after farm subsidies (110)
(Miami Herald) Followup TARP that wasn't a TARP is back to being a TARP again. It's a tarp (107)
(Huffington Post) Cool Obama to name Jada Pinkett Smith White House Social Secretary (221)
(Fox News) Scary Is there a doctrine in the house? (117)
(Toledo Blade) Sad Old and busted: Joe the Plumber. New hotness: Joe the Online Electronics Store Celebrity Spokesman (64)
(USA Today) Obvious Here's one campaign promise President-elect Barack Obama is virtually guaranteed to break: He'll cut health insurance premiums by $2,500 a year (171)
(Financial Times) Obvious Linguist says US intelligence spied on Blair. No word on Tootie or Jo (50)

Mon November 24, 2008
(Google) Interesting The list of George W Bush's pardons (157)
(Huffington Post) Amusing What Steven Weber is so farking thankful for. Strangely absent: "I don't have to be on Wings anymore" (76)
(AZCentral) Interesting I am the very model of a modern Major-General, The very first Hispanic to hold this post quite venerable, I think I was a shoe-in for this post very historical, all thanks to Arizona's Governor Napolitano (95)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama brings change to Washington by stocking his cabinet with lifelong Washington insiders. Wait, what? (651)
(Cape Cod Times) Obvious Massachusetts politicians worry that three felonies, an ethics investigation, and a rain of subpoenas will spoil their formerly spotless reputation (31)
(CNN) Followup Republican political action committee narrowly beats entire Democratic party in putting out "Thank You Sarah Palin"ad (338)
(Mediabistro) PSA Dumbass & Colmes to be renamed Dumbass (242)
(CNN) Amusing Huckabee knows how to help Republicans recover: Restore people's faith in government. You know, the faith they spent the last decade destroying (73)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Candidate for RNC chair was member of whites only club for 12 years. In other news, there are still whites only clubs? (238)
(National Review) Asinine You thrilled to the War on Christmas™. The War on Easter™ made you stand up and cheer. Now get ready for... the War on Thanksgiving™ (631)
(Yahoo) Amusing Obama's team considers giving Monica Lewinsky a job. Bonus quote: "She's a fresh face with a lot to offer" (157)
(The Nation) Amusing Amen, I say unto thee, "progressives," that before the cock crows the Messiah shall deny thee three cabinet positions (82)
(Miami Herald) Followup To WSJ columnists: You sound like basment-dwelling acne faced Ron Paul supporters, and here's why everything you wrote was wrong. Love, Pulitzer Prize winner Leonard Pitts Jr (53)
(The New Yorker) Scary Huckabee on Palin: "The only difference was she looks better in stilettos than I do, and she has better hair." Have fun picturing Mike Huckabee in stilettos (54)
(Hot Air) Asinine NY Times columnist: Screw the constitution, Bush should resign now so Obama can start being president because he's so cool and totally rawks (129)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious Enough with the Obama = socialism stuff, it's not necessary: "His biggest shortcoming is a common one in his party: the assumption that every problem can be solved by government intervention" (352)
(Reuters) Followup Obama adviser: Stimulus price tag rising, and Leon's getting LARGER (31)
(Buffalo News) Stupid Unfit mothers will feed their babies kool-aid and soda in place of formula. Therefore we should increase WIC funding (204)
(Think Progress) Obvious Newt's sister: "The truth is that you're living in a world that no longer exists" (200)
(Think Progress) Obvious Five of the top ten beneficiaries of the Republican Majority Fund are luxury golf resorts. Presumably, that is where they learn so much about Joe Sixpack (44)
(The Atlantic) Followup As Bush prepares to pardon a slew of people guilty of torture and war profiteering, House Democrats take a bold step they haven't tried in 8 years - stopping him (199)
(Politico) Interesting Since having been elected, Barack Obama hasn't found time to attend Sunday services, or a Bible that won't immediately burst into flames (205)

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