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Sun November 02, 2008
(Telegraph) Scary Media already warning that if Obama wins on Tuesday, Chicagoans will burn down their city in celebration  T-Shirt (81)
(Politico) Followup Couric asks Obama if he'd support deporting his Kenyan aunt. "If she is violating laws, those laws have to be obeyed. We're a nation of laws." Ouch  T-Shirt (221)
(FiveThirtyEight) Interesting Cellphone effect may hint at a blowout: of the polls which reach cell phones, Obama's lead is over 10. In those that don't, it's only 5  T-Shirt (156)
(Scranton Times) Dumbass Scranton mayor: "There is no other reason for John McCain and Sarah Palin to be in the state based on what the polls say, except that they're counting on us to be bigots"  T-Shirt (115)
(Ledger-Enquirer) Strange "Hello, ma'am, we're here to deliver your voting machine." "But I didn't ask for a--" "TOO LATE BYE"  T-Shirt (29)
(Washington Post) Followup Reporting on Obama's Aunt Zeituni was likely a violation of privacy laws, but Bush still has over two months left to pardon the offenders  T-Shirt (122)
(NewsBusters) Scary Obama tells SF Chronicle he will bankrupt the coal industry  T-Shirt (253)
(CNN) Amusing The headline you thought you'd never read: Montana is in play  T-Shirt (116)
(The Raw Story) Dumbass Fox's Brian Kilmeade: "Why not try to find Obama's drug dealer?"  T-Shirt (146)
(Herald-Leader) Interesting 2008 election following West Wing script with similar candidates, vice president picks and the Phillies in the World Series. In other news, Joe Biden hoping his role of Leo gets extended past Election Night (56)
(American Thinker) Obvious Intrepid blogger-patriots of the New Media have exposed Obama and the mainstream MSM media as frauds, but the American people are too stupid to realize they've been suckered  T-Shirt (135)
(Politico) Obvious GOP offers scant proof of voter fraud. But, uh, ACORN booga booga booga  T-Shirt (101)
(Think Progress) Followup Former Secretary of State Larry Eagleburger (R-egretful) tries desperately to recant the candid statements he made about Sarah Palin being woefully unqualified to lead. (Let's see if anyone notices) (89)
(Some Farker) Amusing McCain to Cheney: "Why couldn't you have just kept your big trap shut for three more days?"  T-Shirt (47)
(Politico) Interesting Congressman Dennis Kucinich, taking time away from banging his insanely hot wife, suggests the White House orchestrated the Syria raid to help John McCain  T-Shirt (98)
(YouTube) Obvious Did watching the second and third debates give you a feeling of déjà vu? This montage of synced-up footage from all three presidential debates confirms deep-seated belief that every debate was exactly the same (35)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious 10 phrases that will never be the same, thanks to the election  T-Shirt (76)
(KBTX) Amusing Politics at the Texas Renaissance Festival: "I think if they ran on a more beer platform we would definitely be voting for them," said the Centaur  T-Shirt (48)
(SLTrib) Obvious LDS Church criticized for supporting California's anti-gay marriage proposition, maintaining marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman and a woman and a woman and a woman and a woman (115)
(Some Guy) Dumbass John Murtha (D-bag) shocked to learn that his district is upset at being called racist and redneck  T-Shirt (50)
(AP) Interesting Statistically, does your vote matter?  T-Shirt (141)
(Boston Globe) Spiffy Bra-stuffing politician could put half the Massachusetts legislature behind bars  T-Shirt (22)
(Yahoo) Obvious Third parties unlikely to spoil presidential race. In other news, apparently there are something called "third parties"  T-Shirt (85)
(AP) Obvious Romero gets out-scooped as author states "Money makes the political world go round"  T-Shirt (14)
(Canberra Times) Obvious Paper points out that no one seems to be paying attention to the fact that Sarah Palin believes in fossil fuels but not necessarily in fossils  T-Shirt (84)
(RealClearPolitics) Spiffy McCain takes a lead in North Carolina, Ohio and Missouri. This is what a comeback looks like  T-Shirt (246)
(Washington) Strange Columnist David Broder agrees with McCain that if only Obama had agreed to 10 town-hall meetings, McCain wouldn't have HAD to call Obama a terrorist, socialist, marxist and just a big poopie-head (53)
(Yahoo) Interesting Libya's Gaddafi pitches tent in Kremlin garden. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you know  T-Shirt (21)
(JSOnline) Dumbass An "historic day for clean elections in Wisconsin." Appointed judge blocks political advertisement from the airwaves. Difficulty - Let's not bother telling the group that is running the ad about the hearing until after it is over (58)
(Newsweek) Obvious President Bush to Obama: I'm rubber, you're glue, neener neener  T-Shirt (33)
(National Review) Asinine NRO: Filmmaker John Waters and The Gap have conspired to commit voter fraud by selling buttons that say "Vote Twice". The Gap: It's a farking joke, you wingnut lunatics, but we'll pull them anyway so you'll stop crying (53)
(C-SPAN) Caption Caption this picture of Obama (178)
(Some Expats) Ironic In Sarah Palin, McCain has finally found the magic formula to get Republicans abroad to vote. In serious failin', they're voting for Obama  T-Shirt (100)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing John McCain's opening skit from Saturday Night Live -- jokes about lack of money and Palin "goin' rogue"  T-Shirt (335)
(Miami Herald) Obvious Helping quell fears of socialism under Obama, Brazilian president Lulo da Silva compares Obama to noted free-market capitalists Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales  T-Shirt (132)
(The Atlantic) Followup It may not have been just an empty campaign promise after all: Obama already has members of his transition team reviewing all of Bush's executive orders  T-Shirt (185)
(BBC) Sappy What everyone in Kenya has been waiting for: "Obama, The Musical" will open in Nairobi tomorrow  T-Shirt (29)
(Some Guy) Obvious "John McCain is going to win this election, unless, of course, many voters stay home because they have been convinced by the media that McCain can't win or there is enough fraudulent voting to pad Obama's numbers" (148)
(CNN) Obvious Sarah Palin rally in Florida turns out to be just that, a Sarah Palin rally, as John McCain's name doesn't make an appearance  T-Shirt (143)

Sat November 01, 2008
(YouTube) Followup More director parody McCain campaign ads: Juno, David Lynch and M. Night Shyamalan  T-Shirt (55)
(CBS News) Interesting CBS News, one of the few pollsters that nailed the 2004 election exactly, releases their final 2008 poll: Obama 54, McCain 41  T-Shirt (247)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Robocalls telling voters they can vote by phone on election day, no need to go to the polls  T-Shirt (114)
(CNN) Interesting Biden denies being muzzled, hairplugs  T-Shirt (45)
(YouTube) Amusing The Great Debate: Palin Vs. McCain  T-Shirt (53)
(UPI) Asinine Gun company owner forced to resign after he was revealed to be an Obama supporter  T-Shirt (573)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Washed up SNL actress Victoria Jackson says Obama is a communist. She read 1984, twice -- show knows what she's talking about  T-Shirt (125)
(Reuters) Cool Forget the war, the economy, and taxes. This year's election could affect something even more important: The availability of Cuban cigars  T-Shirt (22)
(Chicago Tribune) Asinine Your parents voting for Obama? Sorry kids, no candy for you  T-Shirt (207)
(Townhall) Obvious "Barack Obama has the kind of cocksure confidence that can only be achieved by not achieving anything else"  T-Shirt (111)
(Politico) Amusing Canadian radio pranksters convinced Sarah Palin she was speaking to Pres. Sarkozy for six minutes. Update: audio link in comments  T-Shirt (352)
(Reuters) Weird On Thursday, Bush received a piece of the tail rotor and a window from Marine One as going away presents  T-Shirt (29)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine GOP mailer in Pennsylvania goes full Godwin-tard, suggests electing Obama could bring out another Holocaust  T-Shirt (108)
(Nerve) Interesting Twenty greatest campaign ads of all time  T-Shirt (50)
(Daily Kos) Interesting GOP IT guru who routed the '04 Ohio election results through his servers before reporting just subpoenaed, Rove likely next  T-Shirt (215)
(Some Guy) Spiffy First Krispy Kreme, now Ben and Jerry's is giving free ice cream to voters. At this rate, politicians will be giving free money to the financial services industry any day now  T-Shirt (29)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Ten reasons why McCain might win on Tuesday. Alien invasion, divine intervention, and the tragic disappearance of the entire West Coast surprisingly absent  T-Shirt (191)
(Boston Globe) Interesting As the presidential campaign draws to a close, a list of the campaign's top 10 surprises. Fark's PITA remaining nearly neutral surprisingly absent  T-Shirt (30)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Rick Davis between huffs of bug spray: "Today, [Obama] expanded his buy into North Dakota, Georgia and Arizona... to find his 270 Electoral Votes. This is a very tall order and... shows he doesn't have the votes to win." (145)
(ABC News) Interesting Smarter people "more likely to vote", in latest indication that Republicans are going to roll to their third term on Tuesday  T-Shirt (279)
(Boston Globe) Misc Obama & McCain to make final pitches on radio today. Awwww, that's cute. They think someone still listens to the radio  T-Shirt (57)
(Some Guy) Amusing Think tank picks favorite political movies; proves that wonks are always hot for Tracy Flick  T-Shirt (36)
(Washington Post) Asinine A constitutional clause designed to protect members of Congress from abusive or harassing lawsuits is increasingly being used by lawmakers as a shield in public corruption investigations (24)
(Townhall) Dumbass Obama and the liberal mainstream media leverage an obscure social phenomenon to cheat their way to a win. Luckily, it won't work  T-Shirt (122)
(Bloomberg) Amusing Fair is fair: If Bush's policies were responsible for the oil price increase, then he is also responsible for the decrease  T-Shirt (189)
(The Weekly Standard) Dumbass "Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduced her to a bundle of nerves" (33)
(AP) Interesting Obama's aunt living illegally in United States despite deportation order. Bush claims release of information was not politically motivated. October Surprise still in play  T-Shirt (328)
(Reuters) Dumbass Palin to Pennsylvania apple orchard owner: is your competition China?  T-Shirt (89)
(St. Petersburg Times) Spiffy "Doonesbury" to publish strip about Obama victory on Wednesday. Garry Trudeau says he will maintain Obama presidency even if McCain wins  T-Shirt (108)
(Yahoo) Obvious Secretary of Defense Robert Gates insists Afghanistan must not be seen as "America's war" and that other nations need to stand up and take credit for losing it too  T-Shirt (77)
(AFP) Amusing The Governator does not like girlymen presidents and their scrawny little toothpick ahhhhms  T-Shirt (64)
(ABC News) Asinine If you don't want Obama to take the money that you worked for, you're "selfish"  T-Shirt (373)
(Drudge) Interesting John McCain leads Barack Obama in new national poll  T-Shirt (322)

Fri October 31, 2008
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin) PSA Hawaii Department of Health: Obama was born in Hawaii, is therefore a U.S. citizen by birth, and we have his birth certificate to prove it. Now stop bothering us  T-Shirt (182)
(The Atlantic) Dumbass So now the letter Y is a socialist invention?  T-Shirt (84)
(Fox News) Sappy Palin kids wear costumes to rally. Trig dresses up as the Republican Party--an elephant with down syndrome  T-Shirt (256)
(Time) Cool As if Obama could get more awesome, from pool report:"...it was at that point that Obama removed his sunglasses to make himself clear."  T-Shirt (132)
(Politico) Amusing Reagan's chief of staff on Palin: "Even at McDonalds, you're interviewed three times before you're given a job." OH SNAP  T-Shirt (52)
(London Times) Followup Faced with the reality of winning, Obama campaign quickly tries to lower expectations after realizing they don't have enough magical rainbows and unicorns to go around (151)
(Some Guy) Scary Hank Williams Jr. says Sarah Palin has inspired him to seriously consider running for U.S. Senate in Tennessee  T-Shirt (272)
(Huffington Post) Scary Sarah Palin says the first amendment is threatened by freedom of the press. Don't worry, once she "runs the senate" as VP she'll fix those nasty newspapers  T-Shirt (302)
(AP) Asinine Sen. Ted Stevens' craven denial of reality, "I have not been convicted," ranks among "I am not a crook" and "read the report, sir"  T-Shirt (101)
(International Herald Tribune) Interesting McCain to appear on SNL, attempt to swap Palin for Fey  T-Shirt (82)
(Washington Post) Followup George W. Bush was against making last-chance efforts to harm the public before it was for it  T-Shirt (96)
(Politico) Obvious McCain draws even to Obama in two "key swing states," assuming you define "key swing states" as "states that only matter tangentially to this election and that McCain should be winning by 20 points anyway" (275)
(Michelle Malkin) Asinine Michelle Malkin pens outraged column after asking the ACLU to comment on record checks of Joe the Plumber and receiving no reply. Except for the one they gave her...that she prints in this same outraged column...that completely agrees with her (152)
(The Hill) Amusing Dear Pennsylvania: I stuck my big foot into my fat mouth, and now I'm asking for a million bucks to bail out my sorry butt. Sincerely, John Murtha  T-Shirt (54)
(Forbes) Obvious Mainstream reporters shaking in their elitist loafers at the prospect of the race tightening before election day, ruining their already-drafted "Chosen One" narrative  T-Shirt (101)
(Front Page Mag) Obvious In the Tank: A Statistical Analysis of Media Bias  T-Shirt (90)
(CBS Chicago) Weird Illinois' governor on his pathetic 13 percent approval rating: I'm a champion of the people, and I'm "honored to get my ass kicked."  T-Shirt (190)
(ABC News) Dumbass Senator Dianne Wilkerson (D-umbass) claims she was stuffing bribe money in her sweater just to enlarge the puppies  T-Shirt (28)
(Economist) Followup A round-up of past presidential endorsements by The Economist. No word yet on Ron Paul '12 position  T-Shirt (48)
(My Fox Orlando) Florida Florida nudist group wants right to vote naked on Election Day; but where would they keep their ID's?  T-Shirt (126)
(UPI) Asinine The Bush administration is making last-chance efforts to harm the public  T-Shirt (68)
(Washington Times) Asinine Obama to three newspapers that endorsed McCain: "I've had it with these motherfarking reporters on this motherfarking plane"  T-Shirt (413)
(YouTube) Video Palin is 'glad to be the homestate of World Champion Phillidelphia Phillies'. Problem: She was in Cleveland Indians territory - the wrong side of the state (101)
(YouTube) Cool Your commie vid of the moment: Olbermann calls out McCain for trying to smear Obama on his associations with people that McCain is even more closely tied to  T-Shirt (139)
(The New Republic) Obvious Trent Lott wants the GOP to stop being a cock-tease with Joe Lieberman and just pop him the question: "Will you be ours for ever and ever?"  T-Shirt (58)
(Computerworld) Unlikely Electronic voting machine vendors claim vote flipping due to "user error". Nothing to see here citizen, move along  T-Shirt (105)
(ClusterStock) Interesting John McCain: I'm very happy with my 17% odds on Intrade  T-Shirt (105)
(WCPO) Scary ACORN worker arrested for prostitution (w/ "you would need the crack pipe found in her pocket to hit it" pic)  T-Shirt (72)
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting Lawyer-patriot implores the Supreme Court to help the nation avoid a constitutional crisis by halting Tuesday's election until Barack Obama can prove he's not a foreign Muslim Islamist who isn't from this country (188)
(Strategic Vision) Spiffy Another day, another Pennsylvania poll showing McCain gaining quickly  T-Shirt (188)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 5,000 Obama lawyers head to Florida. And so it begins  T-Shirt (424)
(USA Today) Obvious GOP candidates across the country have a new twist on their ads: "Have pity on me, because my party is about to die a very ugly death"  T-Shirt (132)
(Telegraph) Amusing British expat becomes "accidental mayor" of Spanish town after everyone else is arrested on corruption charges  T-Shirt (25)
(CNN) Scary Welcome to the economic twilight of the Bush Administration, where more than 7.5 million non-foreclosed Americans are drowning in their homes  T-Shirt (214)
(Fox News) Spiffy Alaskans to Palin: "See you next Tuesday"  T-Shirt (111)
(NewsMax) Stupid 118 suspicious donations by foreigners to Obama. Some claim citizenship of countries like Cameroon, Pakistan, Canada... Canada? This is serious  T-Shirt (129)
(AP) Interesting Good looks help women candidates more than men. Guiliani once again seen sizing dresses, buying lip liner  T-Shirt (19)
(Fox News) Obvious Bill Clinton is at it again: "I haven't cleared this with him and he may even be mad at me for saying this so close to the election, but..."  T-Shirt (174)
(Denver Post) Unlikely A "perfect storm" could deliver a McCain win  T-Shirt (95)
(Science Daily) Cool Votes ... in ... SPAAAACCCEEE  T-Shirt (24)
(Guardian.com) Obvious "Despite running one of the worst presidential campaigns I've ever seen, John McCain would, I'm convinced, make an excellent president"  T-Shirt (184)

Thu October 30, 2008
(The Onion) Amusing Once again, the geniuses at the Onion saw the future  T-Shirt (98)
(AP) Interesting Obama, apparently having finished measuring the curtains, approaches Rahm Immanuel for White House Chief of Staff job  T-Shirt (109)
(Hartford Courant) Cool What does Obama do in the scant minutes of free time during the campaign? He answers letters from second graders  T-Shirt (108)
(TampaBays10.com) Florida GOP leader in Tampa panics via email over the number of black people showing up to vote early. Racialarity ensues  T-Shirt (745)
(AP) Obvious Sarah Palin raised Alaska oil taxes in order to boost the annual checks to Alaska residents. That's not socialism, that's just being a maverick  T-Shirt (141)
(Gawker) Cool Obama Volunteers are just drunk at this point  T-Shirt (57)
(Breitbart.com) Amusing 9-year old intending to swap out a McCain sign for an Obama sign gets the shock of his life  T-Shirt (176)
(Cleveland) Scary Ohio SecState says she can't possibly check for fraudulent voter registrations until after Nov 4 because the system is now "fragile"  T-Shirt (322)
(LA Times) Amusing Unable to wrestle Palin away from "those Satans at Fox" Larry King reluctantly "had to settle for John McCain. He's the Republican presidential candidate, which is important and all. But he's not her." (26)
(Reuters) Stupid Right on schedule, al Qaeda releases video calling for "humiliation" of Bush and the GOP  T-Shirt (71)
(Daily Kos) Sappy 93-year old South Carolina woman on her deathbed wanted to do one thing before she died: vote for Barack Obama. She did, and an hour later took her last breath  T-Shirt (123)
(Economist) Obvious Another socialist liberal rag is in the tank for Obama  T-Shirt (60)
(Boston Globe) Followup In a unanimous, bipartisan vote against corruption, MA State Senate resolves that anybody who gets caught should resign  T-Shirt (51)
(Comedy Central) Amusing Mario Lopez goes all hard hitting on Obama  T-Shirt (31)
(YouTube) Amusing Michael Goldfarb gets pwned by Rick Sanchez. "answer the question Michael"  T-Shirt (256)
(TC Palm) Florida Politically motivated suicide squirrel leaps from a tree to a power line, causing electrical failure at an early voting facility. No word whether a backwards "McC" was found on squirrel  T-Shirt (34)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Norm Coleman sues Al Franken for definition of character  T-Shirt (59)
(Boston Globe) Dumbass MA State Senator Wilkerson (D-ollars hidden in bra) vows to stay in the race  T-Shirt (14)
(MSNBC) Followup Ashley Todd will B released after plea agreement  T-Shirt (121)
(The Hill) Obvious Senate Dems are "reshuffling" committee chairmanships, but in this case "reshuffling" seems to be code word for "tossing Joe Lieberman out on his McCain-loving ass"  T-Shirt (95)
(Cracked) Stupid The 2008 Presidential Election's lamest viral videos  T-Shirt (20)
(London Times) Amusing Get the hell off my side: Five political endorsements nobody wants  T-Shirt (26)
(ABC 7) Ironic Republican Party raises questions over allowing those with mental disabilities the right to vote. Well, there goes their chances  T-Shirt (115)
(ABC Action News) Amusing Six governors ask feds for help for U.S. automakers, despite inability to build, market or sell anything that doesn't suck  T-Shirt (81)
(KPBS) Unlikely California's renewable energy ballot proposition is opposed by utilities, businesses, labor, Republicans, Democrats, environmental and renewable energy groups. Huh? (48)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting PM Sweater Vest appoints his new cabinet. Bend over and meet your new government Canukistanian suckers  T-Shirt (86)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting American territory of Mesopotamia heavily leaning towards McCain  T-Shirt (93)
(Starpulse) Amusing Peter Frampton is upset that his Obama signs were stolen from his front yard. Waa... waa waa waa waa waa  T-Shirt (98)
(CBS News) Asinine Senator Bond (R-MO): A vote for Obama is a vote for "the gay"  T-Shirt (181)
(Some Guy) Interesting You have to admire the flexibility of conservatives. They love the free market, until there's a massive government bailout of banks  T-Shirt (25)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting 2006 Flashback: Eight reasons Barack Obama will run for President in 2008. Bonus goodness; the comments section  T-Shirt (185)
(Some blog) Dumbass Not news: Two more celebrities threaten to leave the country if McCain wins. Fark: Neither is American  T-Shirt (101)
(Daily Kos) Amusing Obama's 2005 Kos diary, espousing kicking moderates out of the Democratic Party  T-Shirt (204)
(Politico) Fail John McCain has spent the last two weeks throwing every piece of dirt he can at Obama. Result? Obama's favorables are the highest ever. Mission accomplished, Mr. Mavrick (116)
(Wordpress) Video Cafferty: Why Isn't Bush Campaigning For McCain? The responses he reads from his blog are hysterical (93)
(Cato Institute) Obvious Neither "Maverick" John McCain nor "Change We Need" Barack Obama wants to talk about the time bomb called Medicare  T-Shirt (73)
(YouTube) Obvious Al Franken plays the "Alcoholic wife" card in latest commercial. From all appearances, he's the one who needs a couple stiff ones  T-Shirt (105)
(The New Republic) Interesting When Barack Obama wins next week, he'll have no one more than Simon Cowell to thank  T-Shirt (44)
(Some Guy) Interesting Think Obama's supporters almost seem hypnotized by the guy? You may be right  T-Shirt (196)
(Reading Eagle) Silly Tip: When calling to complain to your state senator about a 'political sticker' on a municipal vehicle, make sure to first read it thoroughly. Fark: Dump truck in question is the "McClain Galion" model (75)
(LA Times) Obvious Sign of things to come: After $605 million in donations, Obama asks for more money  T-Shirt (234)
(SFGate) Interesting Your candidate's favorite books - yeah like anyone reads them things these days  T-Shirt (52)
(Michelle Malkin) Stupid The latest target of Michelle Malkin's manufactured outrage? The Gap, for selling a button that says "Vote Twice"  T-Shirt (73)
(Fox News) Obvious Unlike honest, hard-working Republicans, yet another corrupt Democrat politician found guilty  T-Shirt (39)
(YouTube) Amusing You know McCain's campaign is dead when Joe the Plumber doesn't even want to be seen with him  T-Shirt (229)
(RealClearPolitics) Cool The United States is going to suck a lot less than the rest of the world during this recession. Yay us  T-Shirt (70)
(NYPost) Cool Dying wife of former presidential candidate John Edwards may have dumped his lyin', cheatin' ass  T-Shirt (167)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Forget the horrible traffic, huge crowds and scarce tickets at the Obama event in Chicago. Biggest dilemma? NO BEER  T-Shirt (46)
(National Post) Stupid Quebec may be the first society to successfully combine French and redneck culture  T-Shirt (70)
(CNN) Hero In the spirit of their 04 classic ad, "OMG wolves will eat your children if you vote for Kerry"; the RNC proudly unveils "OMG if you vote for Obama we're all going to drown at Sea"  T-Shirt (220)
(ABC News) Obvious Bizarro McCain appears, crafts witty retort to Obama infomercial: "When you're watching this gauzy, feel-good commercial, just remember that it was paid for with broken promises." (214)
(American Thinker) Followup Remember how Obama predicted they'd be calling him a Commie next? Now you can check off that box on your "Desperation Bingo" card  T-Shirt (102)
(Little Green Footballs) Cool One positive about a possible Obama presidency is that it looks like it will mark a return to the loveable get-off-my-land, UN-black-helicopter, right wing lunatics we came to love during the Clinton administration (210)
(National Review) Obvious Barack Obama is promising a return to failed policies. The stock market has noticed  T-Shirt (197)
(Weekly World News) Interesting McCain picks up intergalactic endorsement  T-Shirt (76)
(My Fox DC) Fail After Tuesday's election, Maryland and Virginia will return to paper ballots, scrapping or phasing out electronic voting machines that were once considered state of the art  T-Shirt (164)
(Boston Globe) Sad You find your beloved aunt living in a slum. Do you A) Bring her to live with you; B) Give her a few bucks from your $600 million war chest; C) Tell her to shut her pie hole until after the election (676)
(Fox News) Followup Palin effigy removed due to hanging Chad  T-Shirt (129)
(Boston Herald) Cool Forget Joe the Plumber: Joe the Lead Guitarist for Aerosmith endorses McCain  T-Shirt (116)
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine Poll finds that 23% of Texans think Obama is Muslim  T-Shirt (218)
(Haaretz) Obvious Ric Romeridinajad reports that U.S. hatred runs deep in Iran  T-Shirt (98)
(Quad City Times) Interesting I don't know... something about sex dolls taking our jobs  T-Shirt (24)
(Holland Sentinel) Unlikely "Obama tax plan will retard growth, job creation" as opposed to Palin's plan of job growth and retard creation  T-Shirt (518)
(LA Times) Obvious Let the carnage begin: dozens of states lining up to do their best "Florida 2000" impressions on Election Day  T-Shirt (112)
(Some Guy) Asinine Having solved all other problems Congress now wants to make sure people don't miss out on watching their favorite NFL team  T-Shirt (17)
(Some Guy) Interesting If the chapter is closing on the Reagan era in U.S. politics, it is because Reaganism has been accepted and digested  T-Shirt (41)
(YouTube) Dumbass Sarah Palin: ready to take over GOP after McCain loses election. Fark: no, she really said that  T-Shirt (242)
(Columbia Missourian) Stupid Event organizers recommend arriving 4-5 hours early for the late-night Obama rally, which is a bargain considering you'll need to stand in line ten times as long once he's in office  T-Shirt (26)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Heads are spinning and pea soup flying as Catholics become polarized on the topic of single issue voting  T-Shirt (63)
(AP) Obvious After Obama's 30 minute ad, here comes the Associated Press biatch-slap  T-Shirt (210)
(Some Hero) Interesting Open Letter from a Vet to John McCain  T-Shirt (86)
(MSNBC) Obvious "Do we want a Democratic Party that's in charge of everything? The truth is, as an American, it's better when parties share power. It's better when even those people who didn't win the election have something to say." (178)

Wed October 29, 2008
(Politico) Asinine McCain all week: "Obama is an evil socialist." Larry King: "Do you think Obama is a socialist?" McCain: "No." Well thanks for admitting your dishonesty, Mr. Maverick  T-Shirt (173)
(Some Guy) Hero Krispy Kreme to give free donuts to everyone who votes on November the 4th  T-Shirt (63)
(Deceiver) Obvious Even CNN's Campbell Brown agrees that Obama lied about public campaign financing  T-Shirt (115)
(Some Guy) Scary McCain rally turns into near riot when two men show up supporting Obama. "People were screaming 'Terrorist' 'Communist' 'Socialist' I had a guy tell me he was gonna kill me" (194)
(CNN) Weird Not news: A congressman complains that McCain has run a dirty campaign. News: it's a Republican congressman. Fark: it's McCain campaign co-chair, CT Rep. Chris Shays  T-Shirt (23)
(AZCentral) Silly Obama gets the all-important Peruvian shamans endorsement  T-Shirt (35)
(Daily Kos) Sad Facing an unexpectedly close race for her Senate seat, Elizabeth Dole unleashes an ad questioning the religious faith of her opponent, a Sunday School teacher  T-Shirt (98)
(LA Times) Asinine Fair weather conservatives claim Bush and McCain destroyed the Republican party  T-Shirt (142)
(Buffalo News) Asinine State tens of billions in the red? Calling state assembly into emergency session to cut expenses? No reason why you can't take a week out to fly to the carribean  T-Shirt (25)
(LA Times) Obvious "What if there was a tape with John McCain with a neo-Nazi outfit being held by some media outlet? I think the treatment of the issue would be slightly different."  T-Shirt (137)
(Comedy Central) Video Video rundowns of all the swing states, courtesy of Indecision 2008 (19)
(CNN) Amusing Desperate Palin accuses Obama of having ties to university professor who was a former radical. No, not him...another one. This is not a repeat. Really  T-Shirt (124)
(AP) Obvious Pricipal . Caught sayof polls that has stoped mavriking " See, told ya so" Is He socalist or not. Palin Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for moose -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for that one" (89)
(Politico) Asinine Joe the Plumber may soon be called Joe the Country Music Recording Artist. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little  T-Shirt (84)
(Huffington Post) Followup A month after the fact, Fox News expresses "regret" over booking an Obama basher who stated his purpose in a Congressional run was to exterminate Jew power  T-Shirt (83)
(Financial Times) Obvious MSM finally figures out that Drudge is a partisan hack. Developing  T-Shirt (73)
(MSNBC) Interesting Chuck Todd believes John McCain can, and will, win  T-Shirt (100)
(PA Dept of State) Unlikely Pennsylvania Department of State projecting Bob Barr to win with 50.3% of the vote  T-Shirt (60)
(Yahoo) Asinine Since Palin didn't immediately beat Ted Stevens' skull in with a hockey stick, they're obviously political cronies who stomp puppies. Or something like that  T-Shirt (114)
(Some Guy) Amusing Man registers dog to vote but dog won't vote because he is "scared of Palin. Everytime her voice comes on TV, he runs"  T-Shirt (93)
(Huffington Post) Stupid And now for one of America's most hallowed political traditions: Time to dust off the fear-mongering "some unlikely aberration in the Electoral College could make your favorite candidate lose" story (132)
(Politico) Spiffy Shepard Smith of Fox News makes sure to clarify that Joe the Plumber is an ill informed ignoramus  T-Shirt (188)
(Michelle Malkin) Fail Obama to parents April: "We're going to have to parent better, and turn off the television set." Malia Obama to her father in October: "You're going to be on all the TV? Are you going to interrupt my TV?" (397)
(YouTube) Video Obama: Late for Senate hearings. A lot (118)
(National Journal) Interesting For the McCain campaign, Palin proved to be the ultimate bridge to nowhere  T-Shirt (150)
(The New Republic) Florida According to polls, six percent of Florida voters who have already voted "don't know" who they voted for  T-Shirt (163)
(The New York Times) Followup New York Times gets a sneak peek of the Obamercial. Reports lack of Billy Mays appearances  T-Shirt (198)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Who's going to pay for Obama's tax cut? Here's a big, fat, middle-class hint: "Tax increases always hit the middle class because that's where the money is"  T-Shirt (213)
(WKYT) Followup Way to leave Obama hanging, Kentucky  T-Shirt (600)
(23/6) Satire The McCain Family Newsletter proudly endorses Barack Obama for president  T-Shirt (22)
(23/6) Scary Nine late October surprises that would ensure a McCain victory  T-Shirt (210)
(Politico) Obvious With just a few days until the election, Obama campaign officials consider bringing out the red, white and blue ball gag for Joe "Gaffe-a-Minute" Biden  T-Shirt (58)
(ABC News) Interesting The five-point margin for Obama is the same lead Bush held in the tracking poll over Gore with six days left in the 2000 race  T-Shirt (197)
(Huffington Post) Silly "Gov. Palin was like, 'Oh did Alice go home? Oh, cause Bristol woulda babysat.'" -- Tina Fey  T-Shirt (64)
(Pittsburgh Business Times) Florida Pennsylvania likely going to Obama, while Florida too close to call, as volunteers feverishly decorate voting forms with macaroni art and glitter  T-Shirt (23)
(ABC News) Followup Palin: Obama will remake Constitution in Karl Marx's image. ABC: Look, we were happy to run the movie which blamed 9/11 on Clinton, but this shiat has to stop  T-Shirt (585)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Obama: "By the end of the week, [McCain will] be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten"  T-Shirt (238)
(Reuters) Obvious Here's this year's canned article on undecided voters. With "What is wrong with these people?" goodness  T-Shirt (151)
(Politico) Followup Apparently no longer using their inside voices, Republicans react to Governor Frist extending voting hours in Florida: "He just blew Florida for John McCain"  T-Shirt (81)
(My Fox DC) Fail Barack Obama's Virginia campaign manager can't vote because he missed the voter-registration deadline  T-Shirt (41)
(CBS News) Asinine CBS News, tired of being shown up by CNN, begins asking the questions that really matter: Did Obama dye his hair?  T-Shirt (16)
(IndyStar) Unlikely Republican governor of Indiana refuses to be seen with Sarah Palin, probably because she's so beloved and has rock solid prospects for 2012  T-Shirt (75)
(Guardian.com) Spiffy Clintons make final passive-aggressive argument for or against Obama in key swing states. Maybe  T-Shirt (78)
(Fox News) Amusing Leaked internal memo from McCain's top pollster: "It's still close to us, damnit"  T-Shirt (77)
(National Review) Obvious Obama seems determined to follow policies better suited to freezing the economy in place than to promoting economic growth  T-Shirt (75)
(UPI) Interesting Voting problems plaguing some U.S. states. Most notably the lack of a good candidate  T-Shirt (143)
(Some Guy) Interesting Obama staffers paid to spam up Fark and every other site with "Victory is inevitable. Just go home."  T-Shirt (540)
(Boston Globe) Obvious New polls show that, in six days, John McCain will not win a single electoral vote  T-Shirt (199)
(NYPost) PSA "It's official: Obama Derangement Syndrome is sweeping the nation." Finally, something the NY Post is an expert on  T-Shirt (113)
(Reuters) Interesting CNN says no thanks to Obama's half-hour advertisement, will soon witness the firepower of his fully armed and operational battlestation  T-Shirt (119)
(NYPost) Scary Obama/ Biden: Our tax cuts will go to people making less than $250,000... $200,000... er... less than $150,000.... $100,000...  T-Shirt (462)
(Boston Globe) Dumbass Barney Frank pulls the gay card when his quotes about taxation are used against him  T-Shirt (63)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Florida voting rolls contain dead people (Mattie Lee Blitch, dead 23 years), duplicates (Brett Ackerman, registered three times in two counties) and ineligible felons (Joseph Muro, from state mental institution for the criminally insane) (315)
(CBS 46) Followup Candidate apologizes for sultry robo call, says he's been a naughty boy and deserves to be punished  T-Shirt (32)
(Daily Kos) Scary Video proof of electronic voting machines flipping votes. PSA: Make double sure when you vote that your vote is recorded correctly  T-Shirt (178)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Followup Barack Obama's mysterious 30-minute primetime ad unveiled: Taped stories of American struggles, followed by segment from Florida rally where, fark it, he'll DO IT LIVE! (189)
(Miami Herald) Cool In a move sure to make his party angry, Charlie Crist, Republican governor of Florida, orders the polls to stay open 50 percent longer to allow more people to vote. Subby gives credit when it's due (129)
(Huffington Post) Scary Mayor Daley estimates one million people could attend election-night rally for Obama in Chicago. Secret Service agents seen drinking Jack from the bottle, sobbing profusely  T-Shirt (61)
(Salon) Interesting The maverick of days past might be deadlocked with Obama now if he hadn't let the Republican right hijack the Straight Talk Express  T-Shirt (83)
(CNN) Obvious Former Senator Bob Kerrey (D-Vietnam Phoenix Snipers) calls Barack Obama a hypocrite  T-Shirt (119)
(CNN) Silly Caribou Barbie, who thinks the VP is the Senate Jesus, claims Obama wants to rewrite the Constitution to grant the judiciary power to confiscate the income and property of Americans (258)
(STLToday) Stupid School bus driver (and Vietnam veteran) placed on unpaid leave for wearing Obama hat on the job  T-Shirt (96)
(The New Yorker) Fail Before mercilessly attacking Barack Obama over "socialism" and "spreading the wealth," Sarah Palin was happy to brag about Alaska's collective ownership and wealth redistribution, and increased it as governor (170)
(Canada.com) Hero Obama to appear on "The Daily Show," October 29  T-Shirt (95)
(Daily Kos) Interesting That "radical" Palestinian that the L.A. Times has a video of partying with Obama? Yeah, well, it turns out McCain granted nearly half a million dollars to him  T-Shirt (70)
(Crooks & Liars) Fail Idea: To get celebrities to make an ad against Al Franken. Fark: You end up with Victoria Jackson, Pat Boone, Cliff from Cheers, Trig Baldwin and a guy who was in "The Hot Chick," "Showgirls" and "Maniac Cop 3" (117)
(AP) Ironic Wishing to avoid long lines on election day, some GA voters wait up to 8 hours to vote early. Umm...you're doing it wrong  T-Shirt (179)

Tue October 28, 2008
(Daily Kos) Amusing When you are the chief economic advisor to a Presidential candidate, you might want to avoid talking about how crappy his economic policies are  T-Shirt (88)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times announces that a password-protected al Qaida site endorses McCain. No word on why al Qaida gave Kristof a password, though (second item) (83)
(Spiegel) Interesting "America will look back one day and say: It was the positive legacy of the Bush-Cheney administration that they protected us against a major attack," and about those reports Bush rushing to war:"absurd conspiracy theories" (164)
(The Raw Story) Asinine Obama-is-a-Muslim rumor not working out? How about launching an Obama-is-the-son-of-a-communist rumor instead?  T-Shirt (138)
(YouTube) Sappy The most heartwarming video you will see all day: An 86 year old African-American campaign worker wins a random raffle to meet Barack Obama  T-Shirt (191)
(23/6) Photoshop See if you can do better than CNN's "Breaking News" STD ecards for politicians (55)
(Barack Obama) Stupid It takes a truly special candidate to tell kids to blackmail their grandparents into voting for you. Stay classy, Obama. (watch video at 2:14)  T-Shirt (135)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Joe the Plumber says that President Obama would destroy Israel, end Democracy in America, require that people actually get a license to be a plumber  T-Shirt (243)
(American Thinker) Obvious Everyone who thinks they're getting a tax cut if Obama wins, step forward. Not so fast, people making $50,000 or more a year  T-Shirt (419)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Ancient Chinese art of face reading shows Palin has "bossy woman cheeks." Submitter waiting for report on her other cheeks, from art of ass reading  T-Shirt (63)
(Donklephant) Followup Pew also finds early voters biased against John McCain, as Obama leads among them by 19 points  T-Shirt (140)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass With no money to come up with new attacks on Obama's patriotism, McCain is forced to re-air old attacks on Obama's patriotism. With bonus already discreditedness  T-Shirt (99)
(The New Republic) Interesting Palin already looking forward to 2012? Yesterday she went off-script and blamed the entire wardrobe fiasco on the RNC. The very organziation she'll need to purge and stock with her loyalists if she's to have a chance in '12 (155)
(IndyStar) Interesting How bad are things for the GOP? Indiana, a state that has voted for a Democrat only once since 1940, is a swing state  T-Shirt (88)
(RedState.com) Unlikely Seven irrefutable reasons the McCain-Palin ticket is a lock to win on Nov 4. Complete with "Because my hairdresser told me so" goodness  T-Shirt (189)
(Lansing State Journal) Fail Purchase mailing list: check. Get cool Obama picture for flier: check. Make sure phone number on flier does not ring into phone sex line: FAIL  T-Shirt (16)
(11 Alive) Weird Rapper films Obama assassination video ahead of this week's drunk bubbas n guns event  T-Shirt (185)
(Michelle Malkin) Sappy Michelle Malkin has a girl-crush  T-Shirt (151)
(Pajamas Media) Amusing That "great judge of character" Colin Powell testified for Senator "Tubes" Stevens  T-Shirt (102)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Stay with me here: Nancy Pelosi says that if the Dems capture the White House, the Supreme Court and wider majorities in Congress, our government will be "more bipartisan." Can we all have some of what you're smoking, Nancy? (114)
(Yahoo) Unlikely Congressman Dubya?  T-Shirt (97)
(Politico) Interesting Pew Center for Research confirms media bias against McCain  T-Shirt (327)
(Hitchens Zone) Amusing Christopher Hitchens does his level best to make Laura Ingraham's head explode in Fox News interview by voicing support for both the Iraq war and an Obama presidency. Bonus: calls her "darling" about halfway through (177)
(Roll Call) Obvious Howard Dean is totally stoked for one-party rule, saying that, unlike Republicans, Democrats won't borrow and spend. They'll tax and spend  T-Shirt (127)
(Spiegel) Amusing "Is political activism cool again?" Asked for comment, John McCain responded "I got moxie, yes indeedy" and proceeded to dance The Charleston  T-Shirt (37)
(Breitbart.tv) Dumbass In an effort to introduce us to the effects of what his administration would be, Sen. Obama (S-IL) encourages voters to act unemployed on Election Day  T-Shirt (282)
(CNN) PSA Hard hitting journalism at its best: Michelle Obama shops at J. Crew  T-Shirt (228)
(CBS News) Unlikely Is early voting undercutting McCain or is it that he's just not a good candidate?  T-Shirt (81)
(The Whig) Obvious SARAH PALIN WINS...this year's Distinguished Alumni Achievement Award at North Idaho College. PS -Please come to speak at our commencement  T-Shirt (37)
(Townhall) Interesting While some people were busy looking into the tax history of Joe the Plumber, others were busy investigating Barack Obama's ACORN ... and guess what they found?  T-Shirt (137)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious A handy run-down of the stupidity behind the ACORN charges  T-Shirt (72)
(NPR) Unlikely Obama a Muslim? It's more unlikely than you think; maybe even worse  T-Shirt (101)
(Telegraph) Interesting The history of US presidents and their limousines, including a vision of our potential Disney-esque future: The Palin skidoo cavalcade  T-Shirt (76)
(FARK) Fail This TFer has had enough of the blatant lies and mistruths in political headlines  T-Shirt (637)
(Some Weiss) Obvious Bill Maher comes from two religious backgrounds. Guess which religious backgrounds get a free pass in his movie "Religulous?"  T-Shirt (114)
(Science Blogs) Amusing Staffer for VA politician breaks out a good old fashioned cane beating on an ambush videographer. This is not a repeat from 1856  T-Shirt (98)
(USA Today) Cool McCain's withering attacks on Obama painting him as anti-business, pro-tax, and anti-wealth have led Obama's support among business executives to skyrocket. Wait, what? (48)
(USA Today) Interesting What Obama has spent on political ads could have bailed out at least 3 or 4 more banks  T-Shirt (76)
(Local10) Florida Woman finds the words "Obama Sucks" painted on the outside of her house  T-Shirt (241)
(Yahoo) Scary North Korea responds to South Korean propaganda leaflets saying Kim Jung-Il is in poor health by calmly refuting the claims. Nah, just kidding, they said that they'll reduce South Korea "to debris" if the leaflets don't stop (42)
(AP) Followup The Skinhead plot to assassinate Obama is looking less like "diabolical plan by dangerous domestic terrorists" and more like "Cletus and Jethro talking smack after one too many PBRs". As predicted by Fark yesterday (336)
(Hot Air) Hero Nicolas Sarkozy calls Obama's foreign policy "formulations empty of all content." In case you were wondering, that's not a compliment  T-Shirt (122)
(Daily Kos) Followup The n-word shouted at that Palin rally? Yeah, not so much  T-Shirt (129)
(Reuters) Hero Not News: People are sick of MSNBC's pathetic coverage and the demonization of Sarah Palin. News: People like Linda Bloodworth-Thomason  T-Shirt (269)
(Financial Times) Scary The American Left is set to shape politics for a generation  T-Shirt (152)
(Dallas News) Obvious Another day, another McCain spokesperson opens his mouth, another fact check gets done, another lie gets dragged into the light. And the world spins round and round  T-Shirt (46)
(The New York Times) Obvious Obama's refusal to explain his Health Care plan has small businesses nervous. When asked about the details, spokesman said "We've decided not to decide." Alrighty then  T-Shirt (196)
(SFGate) Obvious "The happiest Americans right now are the ones who have voted - they no longer have to pay attention."  T-Shirt (77)
(CBS Sacramento) Spiffy The greatest robo-call ever causes California voters' poles to lean to the right  T-Shirt (57)
(Some Guy) Interesting RedState sees a tight race after only 210,000 early ballots in California, and Obama will be in real trouble in less liberal states  T-Shirt (116)
(CNN) Asinine Meet five families who make over $250,000 that, due to their inability to budget and live within their means, are going to be hurting with Obama's tax plan  T-Shirt (260)
(SMH) Amusing The Dalai Lama vows to use paper plates from now on. Or maybe I just misunderstood this headline  T-Shirt (53)
(Financial Times) Amusing McCain warns of "dangerous threesome" if Obama elected. In other news, Bill Clinton considering return to politics  T-Shirt (41)
(CNN) Obvious Sci-Fi Channel warns of potential voting machine fraud in Southern states this year. Furious Louisana official fumes, "I'm never watching Battlestar Galactica again"  T-Shirt (45)
(ThrFeed) Hero The Facts Were These: ABC will not air the Obama infomercial, will air "Pushing Daisies" instead, adding ABC to the growing media enemies list  T-Shirt (214)
(SMH) Dumbass Some Obamabot has an effigy of Sarah Palin hanging in his "Halloween display"  T-Shirt (184)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Charles Barkley says he will run for Governor of Alabama. That's just a turrrble idea  T-Shirt (68)

Mon October 27, 2008
(CNN) Obvious Virginia holds keys to the White House. Bush is relieved, he's been looking for those for months, but was afraid to tell anybody  T-Shirt (96)
(NYPost) Asinine Headline: Obama's website "invites fraud." Actuality: Obama's website runs down Fraud in the street, slaps it on the bag, drags it inside, finds a comfy chair for it, and plies it with hookers and blow (131)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Woman finds car windshield smashed, immediately suspects Obama supporters. "That's the only thing I can think of"  T-Shirt (186)
(Think Progress) Asinine No, gullible Virginians, the General Assembly didn't move Election Day to the 5th for Democrats  T-Shirt (124)
(Denver Channel) Obvious Jon Voight endorses John McCain, which is the best thing to come from him since Angelina Jolie  T-Shirt (45)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Dozens of Indiana McCain call center workers go all maverick on the campaign, walk off the job in protest instead of reading nasty anti-Obama script  T-Shirt (111)
(CNN) Unlikely Liberal media insists that the only person worth paying attention to for the next four years is Sarah Palin  T-Shirt (86)
(Breitbart.tv) Amusing Another local TV anchor makes Biden cry and whine like a little biatch  T-Shirt (376)
(Financial Times) Obvious Anti-American elitist socialist liberals at the Financial Times endorse Obama for President  T-Shirt (100)
(Daily Mail) Amusing McCain's new theme song is from a movie about an over-the-hill fighter who gets one last chance at the title, only to be beaten at the end by the black guy. Why not... it did wonders for Hillary's primary campaign (60)
(Gallup) Obvious New poll shows that water is wet, the sun is hot and McCain retains support of white, highly religious voters  T-Shirt (123)
(Wordpress) Obvious Home is vandalized with scrawls of "666"and "HAIL SATAN". Residents logically conclude that it was done by Obama supporters  T-Shirt (152)
(Daily Kos) Fail Sarah Palin publically condemned the shouting of the N-word at her CNN broadcasted rally yesterday. Just kidding, she didn't say anything and suggested that Obama is not a real American but belongs in some other country. (Video included) (431)
(CNN) Amusing Biden compares attacks on Obama to attacks on Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, and JFK. McCain defends himself by saying he wasn't even alive when Jefferson was elected (39)
(Guardian.com) Stupid AP reporter takes the lead in race for best Obama fellating job  T-Shirt (113)
(GOPUSA) Asinine Democrats support our troops by bashing a Republican candidate for serving our country in Iraq  T-Shirt (118)
(Rasmussen Reports) Fail Q: What do you call a state where only 4% of the people think the Governor is doing a halfway decent job? A: Illinois. Bonus: See where your Governor ranks  T-Shirt (128)
(ABC News) NewsFlash Senator Stevens just had his tubes tied  T-Shirt (478)
(Yahoo) Asinine Bait and Switch 101: 1) Find an inbred racist moron who misquotes the Bible and says he hates Obama. 2) Imply that anyone not supporting Obama is just like this guy. 3) Oh, did I say "imply"? (193)
(Miami Herald) Florida Here, let me "take care" of that absentee ballot for you  T-Shirt (24)
(NewsBusters) Obvious Daily Kos desperately spinning Obama "redistribution of wealth" audio  T-Shirt (768)
(Yahoo) Dumbass 1. Complain about Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardrobe. 2. Then complain that it looks like her shoes don't fit right. Congratulations: You're way to stupid to be a redneck, but you'll make a great Huffington Post columnist (92)
(Politico) Cool WBEZ releases all four hours of Obama's socialist rants and American bashing remarks  T-Shirt (166)
(Right Wing News) Obvious And now for a completely unbiased take on how patriotic Barack Obama is, here's a poll of conservative bloggers  T-Shirt (87)
(JTA) Spiffy The McCain Surge: McCain leads a national poll for the first time in months  T-Shirt (101)
(Washington Post) Strange On the campaign trail with Cynthia "Yes, I'm Crazy" McKinney: Imaginary spies in the room, and "Now is the time for leadership, not lag-ship"  T-Shirt (83)
(23/6) Followup Tips for becoming a groupie on the Joe the Plumber Tour  T-Shirt (62)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting The McCain health care plan removes tax incentives that contribute to high costs and is a strong incentive to buying health insurance. But those of you who want your sniffles covered won't like it (466)
(AP) Followup Ralph Nader may be one of the biggest losers in presidential politics, but he now holds the Guinness World Record for most speeches in 24 hours. So he's got THAT going for him... which is nice (41)
(My Fox) Asinine Yes or no: Should not the disallowance of use of misdirecting language not be used to confuse Michigan voters on whether or not to disallow the ban on alcohol sales on Sunday? (195)
(NewsMax) Followup Joe Biden: "We have not paid [ACORN] one single penny to register a single solitary voter" Apparently they paid them $800,000 to register many voters  T-Shirt (280)
(Townhall) Obvious Democratic Party dirty campaign tricks don't die. They just become more refined with age  T-Shirt (108)
(YouTube) Fail I'm proud of the support of former Secretaries of State: Baker, Kissinger, Haig, Eagleburger, and ah, ah, ah, one other (320)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Since Saturday there has been big movement in the polls. McCain has gone from 10 down in the Zogby poll to only 5 points down. In the DailyKos poll McCain went from 12 down to now only 8. At this rate McCain will win by Friday (184)
(Miami Herald) Florida Biden to campaign in Florida but may cut the whole state off if anyone asks him unapproved questions  T-Shirt (109)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious First Obama will turn America into Europe -- then free speech will be restricted for conservative talk radio hosts  T-Shirt (245)
(Philly) Scary Actual op-ed piece from a mainstream newspaper: "White People Shouldn't be Allowed to Vote"  T-Shirt (100)
(Michelle Malkin) Scary In Obama's America, we'll be able to break free of the "constraints that were placed by the founding fathers in the Constitution" -- and achieve "social justice" through "redistributive change" (320)
(YouTube) Interesting Not news: Senior Senator from Arizona is warmly supported in White House bid by his fellow Republican/former large western state Governor/President. News: Speech is lauded as brilliant, warm, incredible. Fark: It was 44 years ago (26)
(SMH) Silly Japanese prime minister complains he's too busy to read his comic books. George W. Bush explains that he's doing it wrong  T-Shirt (17)
(Politico) Dumbass Obama to a crowd in Colorado: "If you're voting for the other guy, you should just wait [to vote] until Nov. 5." There's no voter suppression like Democratic induced voter suppression (224)
(CNN) Asinine Jealous of the Florida tag, Georgia purges 50,000 voters from the registration rolls. Bonus: Alerts dated October 2nd, giving people a week to prove their citizenship. Fark: Letters sent October 9th (119)
(Time) Obvious Seven things that could go wrong on Election Day  T-Shirt (65)
(AJC) Asinine Amid state employee furloughs and massive spending cuts, work is set to begin on the Georgia governor's $23 million fishing hole in his hometown  T-Shirt (28)



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