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Sun October 26, 2008
(Daily Kos) Cool The big O gets a standing O from 100,000 in Denver  T-Shirt (71)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass A Republican County Clerk distributes material calling Barack Obama a "young, black Adolf Hitler." But it's OK, she "never intended to offend anyone."  T-Shirt (330)
(AP) Dumbass McCain claims that most of Palin's $150,000 wardrobe was returned after the convention. In other news, one third is now more than one half  T-Shirt (161)
(Daily Kos) Florida Oops. Turns out that Florida achorwoman who interviewed Joe Biden is married to a McCain campaign staffer  T-Shirt (373)
(Daily Kos) Interesting If Obama wins the election, who takes over his Senate seat? The choices include an Asian-American female soldier who lost both her legs, the son of Jesse Jackson, or the Governor choosing himself (102)
(Washington Post) Ironic Republicans warn country about the dangers of one-party rule  T-Shirt (207)
(Ann Coulter) Obvious Bill Ayers was a radical loon when Obama was only 47  T-Shirt (207)
(The Onion) Amusing Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy  T-Shirt (26)
(Houston Chronicle) Weird Democrats and Republicans agree: ban internet donations to political campaigns  T-Shirt (85)
(Yahoo) Unlikely McCain dismisses sour polling numbers, says campaign doing fine, hops on his pet unicorn and rides over the rainbow to Happy Fairy Land  T-Shirt (59)
(CNN) Obvious Not to be outdone by Biden, Palin reveals she was annoyed by Katie Couric. Obvious tag does facepalm  T-Shirt (200)
(Yahoo) Obvious Channeling his inner Joe Namath, McCain guarantees victory on Election Day. Book it. Done  T-Shirt (90)
(Washington Post) Stupid Leading GOP writer proposes a cunning plan for this election: have McCain admit defeat now, and spend all his money convincing voters of the virtues of divided government so the GOP can re-take the House or Senate (110)
(Some independent) Asinine Proof of That One's patriotism: He replaces the American flag on his plane with an O. Change we can believe in right?  T-Shirt (184)
(Daily Herald) Asinine Democrats are using underaged kids to go door to door to campaign for them  T-Shirt (111)
(ClusterStock) Obvious "The Obama Crash." Book it. Done  T-Shirt (118)
(Sun Sentinel) Amusing 25 fictional presidents who'd probably do better on November 4th than either of the guys actually running  T-Shirt (253)
(Orlando Sentinel) Followup TV station that refused to lob softballs at Biden gets cut-off by the Obama campaign machine. That'll teach them to get with the program  T-Shirt (533)
(Free Press) Interesting "The McCain sisters say they have respect and admiration for John McCain", but endorse Obama anyway. That's gonna be an awkward family reunion. Oh, wait  T-Shirt (34)
(Huffington Post) Ironic The Internet and the Death of Rovian Politics  T-Shirt (141)
(National Review) Amusing What was Biden's "hint" a week ago all about? "Perhaps Biden has advance warning that Obama plans to close Disney World and use the facilities to process adorable little bunny rabbits into high-sulfur coal." (54)
(Alaska Report) Cool Anchorage Daily News endorses Obama. This is bad news...for Palin  T-Shirt (74)
(Daily Kos) Unlikely New polling suggests that Arizona is now a presidential battleground state with McCain with only a 4 point lead and Obama with a slight lead with early voters. This is good news for McCain (99)
(Little Green Footballs) Sad LA Times admits they have a tape of Obama and Ayers at a party for radical Islamist Rashid Khalidi, but now are refusing to release it, at least not until November 5th  T-Shirt (392)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious "Lawmakers in both parties are starting to gripe that the bailout is turning out to be far different from what the Bush administration sold to Congress."  T-Shirt (77)
(Fox News) Unlikely Don't panic, folks -- McCain is still leading Obama in electoral college race  T-Shirt (170)

Sat October 25, 2008
(MSNBC) Amusing As campaign enters homestretch, McCain/Palin campaign is humming along like a finely tuned machine. Just kidding, Palin is a "rogue" and a "diva" and is openly defying campaign strategists and handlers (412)
(AP) Interesting AP investigates Palin in pipeline bid rigging to favor people with ties to her administration  T-Shirt (240)
(Politico) Weird Pop group from Obama, Japan, puts together pro-Obama music video, complete with helmet-mounted dolphin goodness (54)
(National Review) Asinine "In order to enable the most basic card fraud of all-multiple names using a single credit card number-the Obama campaign had to manually disable all the default security checks provided by their merchant processor." (118)
(some stoner) Obvious Principal praises surprise drug sweep as proof that high school is drug free. Students: your dogs found my PB&J and missed my stash (bottom of article)  T-Shirt (30)
(CNN) Asinine Image of Obama carved on helpless victim  T-Shirt (117)
(YouTube) Video Watch Joe Biden absolutely own a partisan "journalist" who tries to surprise him with loaded questions on WFTV (642)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Bob Barr predicts Obama will win Georgia  T-Shirt (121)
(Boston Globe) Stupid Ralph Nader is trying to break the Guinness World Record for most campaign speeches in a day. Seriously  T-Shirt (26)
(The Morning Call) Obvious Ever wonder why the poll numbers vary so much? Check out the 'changes and adjustments' they make  T-Shirt (42)
(AP) Scary Christian Right warns of consequences of Obama presidency: Terrorist strikes on four American cities. Gay marriage in every state. The end of the Boy Scouts. Cats and dogs living together. Human sacrifice. Mass hysteria. Etc. etc. etc (549)
(American Chronicle) Unlikely The real reason John McCain will lose this election: his unwillingness to investigate UFO activity  T-Shirt (27)
(Some Guy) Followup Last weekend an Obama supporter was legitimately beaten for being an Obama supporter. No one covered it because she didn't get a M carved onto her face. Good job, media (199)
(Washington Post) Interesting He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggonit, he might actually win  T-Shirt (151)
(Posy-Gazette) Amusing Ashley Todd was so batshiat crazy that she was asked to leave the Ron Paul campaign  T-Shirt (243)
(St. Petersburg Times) Cool Maverick's Goose isn't cooked yet. He's on the attack like a Viper. The Sundown is always imminent, but John McCain still has a chance to be the Top Gun  T-Shirt (77)
(The Daily Show) Amusing New Daily Show segment, "Who the F@#k Is That Guy?""  T-Shirt (61)

Fri October 24, 2008
(YouTube) Followup The past eight years have not been kind to the wassup guys  T-Shirt (150)
(MSNBC) Obvious Even Joe Lieberman is afraid of a Palin presidency: "thank God she's not going to have to be President from day one"  T-Shirt (82)
(Reason Magazine) Asinine Thanks for your $700 billion. Move along, nothing to see here  T-Shirt (95)
(Gallup) Interesting Obama, McCain are the two of the best-liked candidates. Submitter confidently selects a "neutral" political bias  T-Shirt (51)
(Daily Kos) Obvious McCain campaign behind the push to get Ashley Todd's story in the media  T-Shirt (197)
(AP) Obvious U.S. teaching Iraq how to spend surplus billions. Because if there is something the U.S. knows about, it is spending  T-Shirt (68)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass McCain's foreign policy adviser on "pallin' around with terrorists" charge: "It was a fact before Governor Palin said it in a fully vetted speech and it is fact today. It is bullsh*t to claim or write anything else" (100)
(GF Tribune) Interesting Big Sky turns Blue  T-Shirt (53)
(Some Guy) Scary Stephen King compares John McCain to Richard Nixon, Sarah Palin to Greg Stillson  T-Shirt (64)
(Quad City Times) Obvious Sarah Palin wants additional funding for special needs children, such as her grandson, Trig  T-Shirt (111)
(ABC News) Stupid A jury is not a dump truck. It's a series of delays. Ted Stevens spared for a few more weeks  T-Shirt (19)
(Politico) Obvious The 10 worst (and one best) political ads this season  T-Shirt (35)
(YouTube) Scary Barney Frank {D-ethhhssspicable} can't wait to get his hands on your money  T-Shirt (96)
(CNN) Obvious Electronic voting machines already glitching, recording incorrect votes. Demanding paper trail still unpatriotic  T-Shirt (35)
(Some Guy) Interesting Apple to resume use of old rainbow logo  T-Shirt (66)
(Some Obamacrats) Interesting Out of the ashes of Reagan Democrats come Obamacrats. Here is the list of some of the most prominent converts  T-Shirt (93)
(Huffington Post) Obvious College republicans have apparently taken "Throwing someone under the bus 101": "We are as upset as anyone to learn of her deceit. Ashley must take full responsibility for her actions" (151)
(YouTube) Amusing Fifth grade reporter interviews Joe Biden. Signs off with "Sen. Joe Biden is now my homeboy." We need a CUTE tag  T-Shirt (58)
(The Hill) Amusing Are you sick of Joe The Plumber yet? Well, dig in, we may have plenty more coming  T-Shirt (67)
(mydesert.com) Silly Dispute resolved after California State Assembly candidate's campaign pays vendor for the Elvis impersonator. Wait, what?  T-Shirt (4)
(Fox 5 Vegas) Followup Now is a profitable time to look like Palin, especially if you're willing to take off your clothes  T-Shirt (102)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Barack Obama called out by Wall Street Journal for bringing Fuzzy Math, sexy, back  T-Shirt (247)
(Huffington Post) Amusing John McCain's highest paid staffer? Sarah Palin's makeup artist. No, this is not an Onion article  T-Shirt (77)
(Northwest Indiana Times) Asinine "What of those who have already voted?" GOP Lawyer: "Maybe those votes should be discarded."  T-Shirt (142)
(CNN) Silly Palin claims if Obama wins, it's God's fault for not wanting to help America  T-Shirt (183)
(Some Guy) Obvious What if 'SNL' mocked Michelle Obama?  T-Shirt (192)
(Pittsburgh Live) Cool John Murtha might lose his House seat in Pennsylvania  T-Shirt (78)
(Pajamas Media) Asinine Before Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid took over congress, government was spending money like drunken sailors. After they took over, it started spending money like drunken sailors mainlining crystal meth (91)
(Washington Post) Interesting Poll shows that even though their candidate is falling faster than a gut-shot pheasant, Republicans are happier than Democrats. Maybe because they have fewer annoying cats  T-Shirt (98)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting 13 Fake Presidential candidacies including Pat Paulsen, Pogo, Steven Colbert, Bill & Opus, Walter Mondale  T-Shirt (48)
(CBS Pittsburgh) Followup Yep, she made it all up. Followup tag carves a backwards "B" on Obvious tag  T-Shirt (1993)
(Military Times) Interesting How McCain and Obama stack up on military issues: Both want to beef up Army and Marine Corps, and send more troops to Afghanistan. Obama wants Malia and Sasha to register with Selective Service (147)
(London Times) Interesting Palin "the victim of one of the nastiest, most sustained and comprehensive slime-jobs ever performed by a hyper-partisan national and global media"  T-Shirt (297)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Former governor of Massachusetts endorses Obama, calls him "a once-in-a-lifetime candidate who will transform our politics and restore America's standing in the world." Republican former governor, that is (106)
(LA Times) Interesting 100-plus state jobs went to Palin campaign donors or their relatives, sometimes without apparent regard to qualifications or prior history of sexual harrassment  T-Shirt (178)
(Some Guy) Cool America's most athletic presidents. Bonus: includes the bionic arm of George Washington  T-Shirt (95)
(Think Progress) Obvious Palin isn't sure if you can call them terrorists if they bombed an abortion clinic  T-Shirt (596)
(ABC News) Amusing News: Man calls 911 to complain about traffic. Fark: Twice. Politics Tab: It was John McCain's brother, Joe  T-Shirt (49)
(Slate) Interesting McCain's hero Teddy Roosevelt was more of a "socialist" than Obama. Bully  T-Shirt (86)
(CSMonitor) Interesting Washington policymakers and others are increasingly recognizing that we need to return our attention to Afghanistan and the threat of Al Qaeda. This is bad news...for Osama (23)
(Some Guy) Obvious Don't let anyone tell you different. This is a close election  T-Shirt (132)
(Fox News) Obvious "If the [Ashley Todd incident] turns out to be a hoax, Senator McCain's quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting."  T-Shirt (471)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Remember that McCain supporter who did the right thing and chased off anti-muslim protesters from a McCain rally, proving that McCain does not support that kind of hateful speech at his events? McCain is apparently angry at him for doing that (82)
(Some Guy) Obvious Nice business you have here. It'd be unfortunate if anyone thought you were not supporting familes and Prop 8 in California  T-Shirt (144)
(Fox News) Asinine Fox News: "McCain would have won if he had tied Obama to Satan." Seriously. This is their argument  T-Shirt (189)

Thu October 23, 2008
(Washington Post) Dumbass McClellan gets his intelligence wrong again  T-Shirt (70)
(Huffington Post) Interesting The entire family of the politician most often credited with the resurgence of the American conservative political movement as well as the libertarian movement is voting for Obama. This is really bad news...for Obama (249)
(Pensito Review) Amusing Opie Cunningham reunites with Andy Taylor and the Fonz to get out the vote for Obama  T-Shirt (91)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely GOP spokesman argues that Obama visiting his sick grandmother is the exact same as Sarah Palin spending 150,000 on clothes  T-Shirt (210)
(Some Guy) Amusing Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr admits that voting for a candidate who won't win is throwing your vote away. Which is way he thinks you shouldn't vote for John McCain (122)
(AP) Obvious McCain already planning his concession speech  T-Shirt (131)
(Wired) Asinine Tennessee voting machines switch McCain votes to Obama. NO NO WRONG WAY  T-Shirt (94)
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting A frightening look ahead to an Obama presidency; $7 gas, economic collapse, tighter gun laws... on the upside, porn on TV  T-Shirt (169)
(Oklahoma Democrats) Asinine Old and busted stupidity: God hates fags. New stupidity: God hates Kansas State so we will picket the Oklahoma/K-State game. God still hates gay Fred Phelps  T-Shirt (76)
(Hot Air) Asinine While libtards are worrying about Sarah Palin's clothes, the Democrats are working to bolster their coming Marxist agenda  T-Shirt (194)
(TRUTH) Hero Orson Scott Card (D-Famous) "pulls a Drew" and calls out the mainstream media on their most recent bullcrap. I triple dog dare Drew to greenlight this  T-Shirt (238)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Newt Gingrich makes the perfectly rational claim that SNL should be sued for slander. This in no way contradicts his previous claims that if you sue a corporation you are destroying America (206)
(Daily Kos) Amusing Montage of Fox News and Republicans making fun of John Edwards' $400 haircut and defending Sarah Palin's $150K wardrobe  T-Shirt (188)
(Free Press) Dumbass "...I was about to jump your bones in Ford Field LOL" texted the former Detroit mayor. Not to his wife, or to his mistress, but to yet another woman  T-Shirt (124)
(Michelle Malkin) Obvious The MSM media is trying to supress Republican voters by reporting that Palin's favorability rating is dropping  T-Shirt (122)
(Boortz) Interesting Boortz's argument against the fairness doctrine: "Lets get rid of Entertainment Tonight, too". Sounds good to me  T-Shirt (93)
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting Obama "admits" Kenyan birth under obscure Rule 36; no word on whether Rule 34 is also in play  T-Shirt (404)
(TC Palm) Florida Disgraced Florida Congressman says life "laid bare" because he wanted to get laid bare  T-Shirt (16)
(Billings Gazette) Strange We've traced the source of the anti-Republican phone calls. Get out now. THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM ROMANIA  T-Shirt (60)
(Some Guy) Scary Voting twice? It's so easy a college student could do it  T-Shirt (57)
(23/6) Followup McCain "C*nt" soundbyte is now a downloadable ringtone  T-Shirt (408)
(23/6) Video Tight race between Sneezing Obama and Sneezing Panda (58)
(ESPN) Amusing We've secretly replaced the fantasy football partner of ESPN's Rick Reilly with Senator Barack Obama for NFL Week 6. Let's see if he notices  T-Shirt (79)
(CNN) Florida McCain storms Florida on 'Joe the Plumber' tour. Bob the Builder, Rosie the Riveter unavailable for comment  T-Shirt (137)
(National Review) Interesting NRO contributor calls Sarah Palin a "throwback"-- as a compliment  T-Shirt (73)
(NewsMax) Obvious Liberal bias, in my media coverage? It's more likely than you think  T-Shirt (247)
(Wikipedia) Hero 25 years ago today 241 American service men gave their lives in the Beirut barracks bombing  T-Shirt (332)
(Some Guy) Scary John Galt, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein all contributed to Obama's campaign  T-Shirt (137)
(Boston Globe) Obvious "It is not that the Republican base is anti-intellectual; they are anti-elitist. An Ivy League education is hardly a universal signal of competence in anything other than the liberal cultural canon." (318)
(YouTube) Amusing Obama sneezes on reporter. Reporter vows never to wash again  T-Shirt (52)
(CNN) Interesting Meet the ACORN worker who registered 2,000 people, not one of whom existed. Adding to his shame, he's apparently a big Chiefs fan  T-Shirt (466)
(LA Times) Obvious With $150 million in the bank and less than two weeks until election day, Barack Obama still wants you to donate. Any extra cash will go for the pimp'nist inauguration party ever  T-Shirt (139)
(WPXI) Cool "Palin To Hold Rally In Beaver"  T-Shirt (117)
(CTV) Obvious Pakistan: "Hey, guys, you'd better stay off our soil in your War on Terror." America: "Sure, no problem. Enjoy our shiny guided missile technology."  T-Shirt (99)
(New York Daily News) Followup NY Governor can't see aide's excuse of "non-filer syndrome" for not paying taxes as believable  T-Shirt (14)
(Yahoo) Ironic The RNC's purchase of clothes for Palin may violate campaign finance law. Specifically a 2003 law written by, and named after, her running mate  T-Shirt (162)
(Telegraph) Interesting Obama gets the all-important "decendants of slaves owned by McCain's family" endorsement  T-Shirt (91)
(Powerline) Interesting Step forward if you're the most popular presidental candidate in the 18-24 demographic. Wait, not so fast, Barack  T-Shirt (289)
(Washington Post) Followup This hour's example of Obama Campaign Fraud comes to you from a little old lady who has no idea how her name ended up on Obama donations. All $174,800 of them  T-Shirt (189)
(Salon) Interesting The punditocracy's Seven Biggest Blunders of the 2008 election  T-Shirt (58)
(Reuters) Followup Election incidents show racism in the US is alive and well  T-Shirt (143)
(CSMonitor) Followup Surging Obama campaign shows that racism in the US is on the wane  T-Shirt (105)

Wed October 22, 2008
(Telegraph) Interesting Republicans already considering a Palin 2012 campaign  T-Shirt (309)
(The Register) Interesting Ohio voter registration web site gets hacked, so naturally, they call in the Highway Patrol to investigate. No, seriously  T-Shirt (47)
(SLTrib) Interesting Dick Cheney's 10 tips for the next VP. Location of keys to the Death Star strangely absent  T-Shirt (39)
(Myrtle Beach Online.com) Amusing Bad news: Your campaign manager quits, says supporting you was a "big mistake." Really bad news: He still runs your website  T-Shirt (34)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Obama is not even in office yet and Democratic senators want to force radio stations to give liberals "equal time"  T-Shirt (281)
(Huffington Post) Followup Karl Rove protege behind Palin's fashion spree. Because when you think high fashion, you think Rove  T-Shirt (57)
(White Mountain AZ Independent) Followup New York Times reporter recalls being greeted as a "liberator" in Baghdad. Sorry, Obama  T-Shirt (71)
(Some Guy) Video The only true way to resolve this election: A Dance-Off (41)
(NYPost) Obvious Joe Biden gets away with saying stupid things because he doesn't have an R after his name  T-Shirt (178)
(FiveThirtyEight) Interesting "I would like to issue a challenge to those pollsters like Franklin & Marshall and GfK...E-mail me..and tell me why you think what you're doing is good science"  T-Shirt (70)
(Wonkette) Interesting Police departments in cities across the country are beefing up their ranks for possible civil unrest and riots after voting day. Suck it, citizens, move along now, nothing to see here  T-Shirt (315)
(Huffington Post) Interesting United States Ranked 36th In The World For Press Freedom. Fark: This is an improvement from being ranked 48th last year  T-Shirt (69)
(YouTube) Stupid Not news: GOP PAC runs ad denouncing Obama's support for driver licenses for illegal immigrants. News: Featuring 9/11 mastermind Mohammed Atta. Fark: Who was in the U.S. legally (143)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting New AP poll shows Obama and McCain neck and neck. Obviously this is bad news for... wait, it really is bad news for Obama  T-Shirt (241)
(ABC News) Followup In 2004, new voters favored Kerry over Bush by 7%. In 2008, new voters favor Obama over McCain by 47%  T-Shirt (89)
(Press-Enterprise) Followup Those "Obama bucks" food stamps featuring his likeness surrounded by fried chicken, watermelon and ribs? Created by a liberal Minnesota blogger who supports Obama  T-Shirt (66)
(The New Yorker) Amusing David Sedaris on undecided voters: "Can I interest you in the chicken? Or would you prefer the platter of shiat with bits of broken glass in it?"  T-Shirt (148)
(Politico) Obvious Democrats panic on news of impending victory  T-Shirt (237)
(Slate) Strange "Crossing party lines with the inflatable running mate" -- female writer reviews the Sarah Palin love doll  T-Shirt (170)
(CNN) Asinine Take out a mortgage you couldn't afford? Lie about your income in order to get it? Didn't bother to care that the numbers were all made up? Congrats, it wasn't your fault at all  T-Shirt (205)
(Boortz) Interesting "To the undecided voter" by Neal Boortz  T-Shirt (197)
(National Review) Obvious If the public campaign-finance system is broken, Barack Obama broke it  T-Shirt (90)
(Stuff) Amusing Osama bin Laden "liked a hug," but didn't like too many kisses. And don't get him started on the ass grabbing  T-Shirt (36)
(Wonkette) Amusing John McCain utters C-Word in public; Cindy not available for comment  T-Shirt (92)
(The New Editor) PSA How accurate are the 2008 polls? Well, when the Dems won the 2006 aggregate US House vote by 7.9%, an average of the pollsters' predictions was off by more than 6% points  T-Shirt (239)
(NewsMax) Obvious Are "smears" really "smears" when they are true?  T-Shirt (125)
(Gainesville Sun) Florida One of the bluest counties in Fark's favorite state prepares for the Queen's visit. The Gainesville Sun is there  T-Shirt (23)
(Device Error) Interesting We've secretly replaced Barack Obama's friends with Left wing radicals, let's see if he notices Not safe for work Language  T-Shirt (59)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Fall Out Boy postpones the release of their new album so that it doesn't clash with the upcoming U.S. presidential elections, assumes that anyone who's old enough to vote gives a damn about their music (59)
(Tax Foundation) PSA From 1950 to 1990, 21 percent of tax filers paid no income tax. Regardless of who becomes president, this number is about to double  T-Shirt (74)
(Wonkette) Amusing John McCain inadvertently creates new Fark meme  T-Shirt (665)
(Cracked) Amusing Six celebrity endorsements Obama should have turned down  T-Shirt (12)
(Politico) Followup McCain "amazed" by Palin's treatment. By Republican. Elitists. This is bad new... for Obama  T-Shirt (122)
(AP) Followup Sarah Palin, on Joe "A Vote for Us Is a Vote for a Crisis" Biden: "Thanks for the warning, Joe, but I guess the looming crisis is Joe Biden's next speaking engagement"  T-Shirt (139)
(Cindy for Congress) Obvious Cindy Sheehan: Hanky Campaignky or Batsh*t Insainky?  T-Shirt (43)
(AL.com) Dumbass What do you call an oncologist who, according to a peer review, didn't confirm his diagnosis of 20 out of 107 patients, and provided questionable or inappropriate treatment to 40 out of those same 107 patients? Congressional candidate (104)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting A greater number of voters say they are comfortable with Obama. This is bad news... for that Obama cliche  T-Shirt (45)
(Slate) Interesting How Obama will spend $150 million in two weeks. Hookers/Blow '08  T-Shirt (86)
(Some Guy) Interesting Forty-six years ago today, the last young hotshot president we elected got on TV and told us the Russians had nuclear weapons in Cuba. Lets see you top that, Mr. Obama  T-Shirt (177)
(Public Opinion Online) Obvious Archaeologist discovers confusing slogans, proving that 170 years ago, political discussions were just as retarded as today  T-Shirt (112)
(nbc11news.com) Followup Protester who got in the way of the Palin motorcade explains the use of excessive force by police. Asked why she didn't follow directions of police, gives priceless answer  T-Shirt (1030)
(Philly) Followup Ted Stevens fate to be decided by a jury of his peers. Still no word on where they found 12 giant assholes  T-Shirt (124)
(Seattle Times) Unlikely Ralph Nader hopes that the two-party political system will be broken up by a billionaire "candidate with the money to bypass the Democratic and Republican parties and the national media" (162)
(Canoe) Asinine If you're a U.S. contractor hired to teach Iraqis about good government and lose $185,481 in cash, just expense it. Uncle Sam is good for it  T-Shirt (59)
(YouTube) Amusing "You know, I think you may have noticed that Senator Obama's supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about Western Pennsylvania lately. And you know, I couldn't agree with them more." Whoops (248)
(New Zealand Herald) Fail McCain gets all-important endorsement from al-Qaeda  T-Shirt (149)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Good news for Sarah Palin: She is featured on the cover of well known publication. Bad news for Sarah Palin: It's the "Tales From The Crypt" comic book. (With pic)  T-Shirt (97)
(MSNBC) Amusing It's officially over. The Barack Obama cat has beaten the John McCain cat at the CFA-Iams Cat Championship  T-Shirt (42)

Tue October 21, 2008
(The Daily Show) Video Nothing even close to executive action happening at the Wasilla mayor's office? It's more likely than you think (167)
(Politico) Asinine Old news: $400 haircuts on presidential candidates; new hotness: $150K wardrobes  T-Shirt (149)
(Workforce.com) Stupid First your government asked you to bail out Wall Street with your tax dollars. Next up, house Dems contemplate taking away your 401k tax breaks  T-Shirt (125)
(CNN) Followup Sarah Palin apologizes for her "Real America" remarks  T-Shirt (443)
(9 News) Amusing Morons (AKA, left-wing radicals) stand in busy intersection, attempting to block Palin's motorcade. Police proceed to teach them the proper way to throw a chop block, wrap up a clean tackle (298)
(Newsweek) Interesting Sarah Palin charged taxpayers over $21,000 for her children to travel with her to events they weren't invited then amended the expense reports to say they were traveling on "official business". Now that's Mavericky (209)
(Huffington Post) Fail Sarah Palin bashes Obama's call to chase terrorists into Pakistan. Difficulty: The White House thought it was a pretty good idea last month. Difficultier difficulty: So did Sarah Palin  T-Shirt (106)
(Washington Post) Amusing McCain spends more on makeup in a month than a gaggle of trannies in a year  T-Shirt (52)
(UPI) Fail Bush says it would be a "serious mistake" for the United States to turn inward and ignore the rest of the world"  T-Shirt (118)
(Reuters) Obvious Boehner demands another Fannie probe. ♫♫ GOP chick-a GOP GOP ♫ (49)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Asinine Reporters: Want a nice warm tent, some food and a place to plug in your laptop while covering Obama on election night? No problem -- that'll be $935, please. If you don't have $935, you can just stand in line outside. For $880 (83)
(Prefix) Cool Obama gets another critical endorsement from the African-American community  T-Shirt (88)
(My Fox Nepa) Stupid With economy in dire trouble, health care urgently needing fixing, John McCain chooses to discuss most important issue of today: Barack Obama flip-flopping on his support of World Series teams (95)
(Kansas City) Asinine Code words for "black" include such classics as black, brother, community organizer, uppity, angry and now... socialist. Next week, Republicans to be denied right to say "liberal" or "left" for fear of being racist (178)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious The liberal media once again fudges things in favor of McCain  T-Shirt (70)
(YouTube) Obvious Democrats defined (97)
(USA Today) Fail The man who brought you "The fundamentals of the economy are strong" and "We're winning in Iraq" has a new hit: "We can overcome our funding mismatch with Obama"  T-Shirt (219)
(The Pittsburgh Channel) Dumbass Last week Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) called his constituents racists, then apologized. This week he called them rednecks. But not to worry, the rednecks will re-elect him anyway (41)
(Michelle Malkin) PSA Michelle Malkin's decision to post a picture of Colin Powell hip-hop dancing with Kayne West in response to his endorsement of Obama is in no way racist. Nope, not at all  T-Shirt (140)
(Dealbreaker) Weird Today's Congressional WTF moment, courtesy of Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT): "What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics" (25)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Stupid First big question in an Obama Administration: What job should we give Oprah?  T-Shirt (52)
(Think Progress) Interesting In light of McCain and Palin calling Obama's economic ideas "socialist," why is no one pointing out that Palin's Alaska is the most socialist place in America?  T-Shirt (91)
(NYPost) Followup No, Michelle Obama didn't order lobster and caviar from room service at the Waldorf-Astoria, nor did she order cheese sandwiches and generic 7Up. In fact, she was never at the hotel. Sorry (98)
(Kansas City) Unlikely Why Rush Limbaugh is right about Colin Powell  T-Shirt (144)
(Gallup) Obvious People who can't vote for U.S. president overwhelmingly favor Obama over McCain, soccer over real football and sheep innards over actual food. With interactive map  T-Shirt (38)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Sarah Palin channels Cheney and claims the VP runs the Senate  T-Shirt (166)
(Jacksonville.com) Florida Scary: Election machines begin to fail. Scarier: Uncertainty if functioning machines are recording votes properly. Fark: "Humidity" may be an explanation. Cherry on top: In Florida (101)
(Philly) Interesting Philadelphia Democrats ready to boo and throw batteries at Obama if he doesn't cough up thousands of dollars in "street money" used by the party to pay off ward leaders on election day (55)
(Reno Gazette-Journal) Amusing A crowd of almost 800 shows up to see Palin in Reno. 800? Reno gets more than that for gun shows  T-Shirt (71)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing So how badly did Representative Bachmann's "Barack Obama is anti-American" rant on Larry King hurt her? Let's put it this way: She's now neck and neck with a man named Elwyn Tinkleberg (156)
(FiveThirtyEight) Interesting With eight different companies now doing daily tracking polls, here's a breakdown of the pros and cons of each one. Short summary: Zogby sucks, Rasmussem rocks  T-Shirt (79)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Top 10 racist Limbaugh quotes. Only 10?  T-Shirt (278)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Barney Frank helps Obama by revealing the Democrats' tax-and-spend plan  T-Shirt (158)
(Miami Herald) Obvious So many people are coming out for early voting that Diebold is being forced to bring more machines online to just keep up with basic vote tampering needs  T-Shirt (241)
(LA Times) Dumbass Swing voters are "bothered" by McCain's temperament. Also his party. Also those weird jowls of his and his scowls and that whole swamp creature thing. Good thing they're still undecided (228)
(SFGate) Cool If you think "Rednecks for Obama" defy conventional wisdom, you might be a redneck  T-Shirt (90)
(Huffington Post) Sad Happy 2000th Day since Mission Accomplished  T-Shirt (158)
(National Review) Followup That quote from Palin about polar bears learning to live on the land when all the ice melts? Turns out she never wrote or said any such thing  T-Shirt (134)
(YouTube) Obvious Muslim member of the McCain campaign not allowed to talk to the media. In other news, there's a Muslim who supports McCain (88)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Not news: The GOP suspects voter fraud in New Mexico. News: Claims someone named Duran Duran voted twice. Fark: Turns out there is a Duran Duran living in Albuquerque  T-Shirt (112)
(New York Observer) Dumbass Republican Congressman Robin Hayes wants you to know that "liberals hate real Americans that work and achieve and believe in God"  T-Shirt (299)

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(Newsweek) Dumbass John Kerry(D-ouchebag) resorts to adult diaper jokes about McCain, tough break on being the 1st Irish-American Vietnam vet elected president  T-Shirt (83)
(Local12.com) Stupid Dumb: Hanging a ghost from a tree in the yard with an upside-down Obama sign taped to it. Dumber: Hand-scrawling "Husain" on its chest. Full Retard: And a Star of David on its head (126)
(National Review) Interesting Had Powell endorsed McCain instead of Obama, would the MSM now be writing off the same Colin Powell as a washed-up former Bush loyalist, who misled the world about Saddam Hussein? (118)
(AP) Interesting Palin breaks with McCain on a constitutional amendment that would ban gay marriage, and in so doing, perfectly positions herself for a 2012 Palin/Coulter White House run  T-Shirt (169)
(WYFF4.com) Sick Black bear shot in the head, wrapped in Obama campaign signs and dumped on a college campus  T-Shirt (115)
(Some Guy) Stupid Michigan voters head to county clerks' offices for early voting today. Shocked to learn Michigan doesn't have early voting  T-Shirt (18)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Turns out McCain's a little closer to voter registration fraud than ACORN  T-Shirt (49)
(Telegraph) Asinine Palin on polar bears: "magnificent, cuddly white bears are doing just fine and don't need our protection. If the ice melts, they'll adapt to living on the land."  T-Shirt (85)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious One more little problem with that "Obama is a socialist" attack  T-Shirt (77)
(Huffington Post) Obvious McCain's campaign manager states that they're rethinking their position on using Reverend Wright as a campaign issue  T-Shirt (45)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious The New York Times' public editor looks carefully, but can't see any evidence of bias in his newspaper (second item). In related news, Stevie Wonder can find no evidence of graffiti on his house (68)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Guess who doesn't think Obama is a socialist? Socialists. But what do they know?  T-Shirt (54)
(Reuters) PSA Obama to suspend campaign on Thursday, put grandma first  T-Shirt (353)
(Army Times) Interesting Remember all that hoopla about how members of the military were all OOO RAH for Obama? Yeah, well not so much  T-Shirt (62)
(Village Voice) Dumbass Ted Nugent says if it wasn't for Sarah Palin, he'd move to Sweden: "Barack Obama, I guess if you want to be Mao Tse Tung I suppose you can be. I just don't think you should be the president of America" (112)
(CNN) Interesting Biden releases medical records which reveal he has an allergic reaction to cosmetically altered pork  T-Shirt (25)
(Time) Interesting When was the last time the Republicans won the White House without a Nixon or a Bush on the ticket?  T-Shirt (55)
(Spiegel) Interesting A French leftist explains why Europeans are so enamored with Obama and why leftish "tolerance" ends up actually supporting slavery of women and massive violation of human rights (58)
(YouTube) Stupid Penn Jillette asks why Barack Obama didn't just change his middle name, screw the meaning of the word or insulting his mother. This from the guy who names his kids Zolten and Moxie Crimefighter (74)
(Time) Fail Game over: McCain concedes Colorado to concentrate on Pennsylvania (now a must-win), where Obama averages a 13-point lead  T-Shirt (168)
(Newsweek) Interesting Not only did no one yell "kill him" about Obama at a Palin rally, but Obama knew as much when he talked about it during debate anyway  T-Shirt (110)
(Huffington Post) Amusing James Carville and Paul Begala are looking forward to the Republican finger pointing that will happen after the election; "...it's a hell of a spectator sport."  T-Shirt (45)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Sarah Palin: only certain parts of America are pro-America. Jon Stewart: Oh really? Well, allow me to retort  T-Shirt (188)
(Pensito Review) Scary Four years ago this week: Kerry up by 10 in 13 swing states  T-Shirt (165)
(CBC) Obvious Canadian Liberal Party leader, Stephane Dion, anounces resignation after the party's worst election performance in 100 years  T-Shirt (115)
(Huffington Post) Hero McCain supporters do what McCain won't do: Tell unruly supporters to STFU and GTFO  T-Shirt (453)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass McCain asks semi-hostile foreign power for financial assistance in his presidential campaign  T-Shirt (52)
(Fox News) Misc Fox News tells us why the Republicans must be defeated this year, and *HEAD ASPLODES*  T-Shirt (178)
(CBS News) Ironic Sarah Palin now the most accessible candidate on either ticket  T-Shirt (117)
(Politico) Asinine Times UK: Here are some people we would like to see in an Obama administration. McCain: Times UK says Obama has already picked his cabinet. What arrogance  T-Shirt (92)
(YouTube) Dumbass McCain robocall: "Obama worked closely with Ayers." McCain, two seconds later: "I don't care about Ayers." Two seconds later: "That call is accurate. We need to talk about Ayers, he's a terrorist" (173)
(National Review) Obvious For nearly 20 years, Obama and ACORN have been attached at the hip. And now he rides to ACORN's rescue  T-Shirt (220)
(ABC News) Weird Biden: "Some bad sh*t's gonna go down if Barack is elected - someone's gonna wanna test him, and it ain't gonna be pretty, but just trust that we know what we're doing." Youbetchya (160)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Brit Hume resigns from Fox News. "I suppose we'd have to look hard to find someone who's been wrong more often than I was"  T-Shirt (75)
(NYPost) Obvious America The Weak: Life Under President Obama  T-Shirt (292)
(CNN) Dumbass McCain says he loves being the underdog, is glad he's not in the lead, and couldn't be happier with Palin. Then leans over and whispers, "Is it working?" to Cindy  T-Shirt (89)
(Guardian.com) Cool Beer drinkers for Obama: Many southerners are leaving behind the region's racist history and embracing the idea of a black president  T-Shirt (188)
(Breitbart.tv) Obvious To show voters just how stupid and hateful this has gotten, 'Family Guy' Episode on Fox Features Nazi Character Wearing McCain-Palin Button  T-Shirt (335)
(CNN) Obvious In complete synch with the campaign, Sarah Palin hints the robocalls might not be such a good idea  T-Shirt (141)
(NYPost) Scary If Obama wins, get ready for a liberal war on free speech and an attempt to "fairness doctrine" conservative radio off the air  T-Shirt (358)
(WBNS10TV) Unlikely Despite owning 13 cars, 7 houses and flying on a private jet, MccCain says he is a guardian of the middle class  T-Shirt (92)
(news-leader.com) Interesting Missouri voters to decide official language. Choices include backwards rube, city feller, and 'merican  T-Shirt (93)
(Sun Sentinel) Asinine "Obama's discipline is less about the importance of secrecy and more about making the organizational trains run on time." You know who else made the trains run on time?  T-Shirt (122)
(Gallup) Spiffy The first Gallup poll based on data collected entirely after the last debate puts Obama's lead at 10%  T-Shirt (236)
(AP) Interesting Fellow Americans, let us be clear: This news article will improve your life. Of that there can be no doubt. And those negative voices that disagree? They're fundamentally wrong. It is time, finally, to turn our backs on their failed notions (20)
(CTV) Obvious If the world could vote, Obama would win by a landslide. But they can't; so suck it Switzerland and Canada  T-Shirt (144)
(The New Yorker) Dumbass How the prophets Bill Kristol and Dick Morris discovered Sarah Palin  T-Shirt (59)
(AP) Stupid Old and busted: Joe the Plumber; New hotness: Ed the Dairyman. This looks like bad news . . . . .for Obama  T-Shirt (135)
(Canada.com) Interesting Research correlating election results with coffee shops reveals that Canada is ruled by a latte-drinking elite  T-Shirt (21)
(Huffington Post) Asinine Days before the election The New York Times does an article putting into question John McCain's health... Stay classy NYT  T-Shirt (150)
(CNN) Stupid Palin: "This is no time to be experimenting with socialism." Bush Administration, Congress, Entire Financial System Whistle Innocently  T-Shirt (265)
(Chicago Tribune) Strange Louis Farrakhan sounding reasoned and peaceful? Dr. Venkman... Paging Dr. Venkman  T-Shirt (65)
(Huffington Post) Interesting The good old October Surprise: What McCain may be planning, and what Obama can do to ruin it  T-Shirt (138)

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