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Sun October 19, 2008
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The first arrest for voter fraud has occured. Republican Mark Jacoby, head of Young Political Majors, now in custody  |
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Rush Limbaugh reacts to Colin Powell's endorsement of Obama in his typically measured fashion, calls Powell an ungrateful racist |
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Republican consulting firm run by McCain's convention manager was hired to lobby Republicans to kill a measure opposed by all Democrats that was sponsored by a Republican that would have regulated Fannie Mae. Can I get a Confusing tag? | (106) |
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Montana gubernatorial candidate is rumored to be ... GASP ... a vegetarian. Them's fightin' words in cattle country |
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This totally credible "news agency" claims they'll be releasing Michelle Obama's "whitey tape" any day now, just as soon as they can find some sort of media outlet interested in showing it | (151) |
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Sarah Palin's awkward, white-girl-at-nightclub dancing stint on SNL gives the show its biggest rating in 14 years |
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Voting "straight ticket" might get your Presidential vote disqualified |
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Did Obama violate Illinois ethics law by accepting money for speeches? |
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Why the New York Times can't be trusted as a credible news source, by Fox News |
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Okay now they're just showing off: Obama sends Biden to West Virginia as latest polls show the state could be in play |
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Barack Obama gave Bill Ayers book a rave review, in 1997, for those of you keeping track at home that is supposedly before he ever heard of Bill Ayers |
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Man's Lexus adorned with McCain/Palin sticker vandalized with keyed-in "KKK" and burned American flag on hood |
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Obama's lead is now under three points. Seems like a funny thing might happen while he is measuring those drapes |
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'Joe the Plumber' strikes back at the media, since it was obviously the nasty media who made him famous in the first place |
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So, Sen. McCain, how's that government financing of your campaign working out for you? I mean, who would need more than $84 million to run for President? |
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Republicans fear bloodbath in Congress. This will be the best prom ever |
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In the interest of fairness, philly.com will publish a McCain campaign press release to rebut their own endorsement of Obama |
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Sarah Palin on SNL | (248) |
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Press finally catches on that if anyone was defrauded, it was ACORN. "This is all just one big head-fake." |
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Catholic archbishop from Denver calls Obama "the most committed abortion-rights candidate" |
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Alaska's black population says he has felt ignored by Palin |
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Panelists discuss if there was too much sex, profanity and obscure metaphors in Wednesday's critically acclaimed HBO Presidential debate (Not safe for work language) |
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Obama up by 8% -- in Amazon Halloween mask sales poll |
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"The 2008 US presidential election is perhaps unique in having transformed global politics before the result is even known" |
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Obama follows up 100,000 in St. Louis with a quiet rally at night - 75,000 in Kansas City |
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If you think you're registered to vote you need to double check. 13 million voters have been purged from the rolls. Also be sure to carry picture i.d. to the polls and a recent utility bill with proper address because you will be challenged | (206) |
Sat October 18, 2008
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CNN's Ed Henry hit with pack of gum-in the back of his head-at McCain Rally, while trying to do a live shot |
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"As a US election season nears its climax, some things never change in the quintessential swing state of Ohio. This time, however, there is one rather large difference. The Democrats look as though they might actually win" | (66) |
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Bush beluga foible bamboozles bulbous bouffant blocking blubber mukluks (link fixed) |
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"The Plumber" vs a Six pack |
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Most endangered species in 2008? The American male voter, despite the fact that he could poll the hot, hot Sarah Palin in the voting booth |
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Loan officer for the Rezko/Obama vacant lot deal files whistleblower complaint alleging he was fired when he raised questions about the deal |
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The left is very worried that Sarah Palin will be ... gasp ... funny and likeable on tonight's SNL |
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Only one man could have stopped Obama's political ascention. Is it A) Bill Ayers, B) Tony Rezko, C) Rev. Wright, or D) Mike Ditka? |
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McCain: "Obama wants to give you tax credits. That is evil socialism welfare. I, on the other hand, want to give you a tax credit." |
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Libertarianism is dead. Suck it, libs...er...libers...libertars |
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"Will the Democrats once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? In a word, 'no.' And here's why" |
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McCain advisor says northern Virginia is not "real Virginia". Given chance to rephrase, she proceeds to insert her other foot in her mouth |
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Sarah Palin is only the second VP candidate to never appear on Meet the Press. The other candidate? Yep, Dan Quayle |
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McCain's chances of election NEARLY DOUBLE over the last three days. Before you get too excited, they doubled from 0.003% to 0.005%, or 2000:1 |
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Pupil packing plastic penis prompts political pandering |
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Remember Austrian Fascist Haider's fatal crash? Turns out he'd just left a gay bar |
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Colin Powell may endorse Obama |
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Rolling Stone writer trounces National Review writer's attempt to blame economy on minority mortages. Not bad, for a stoner |
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"One quarter into the POR (Pelosi-Obama-Reid) Economy, I regret to inform readers that I greatly underestimated the damage these three would do and how quickly they would do it" | (94) |
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100,000 people attend Decemberists concert in Missouri |
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Zimbabwe power-sharing talks go "very well in the wrong direction" |
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FiveThirtyEight.com's Nate Silver is kind of a big deal |
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I think I'm turning communist, I think I'm turning communist, I really think so |
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The ten worst members of Conrgess. Wow, only 10? |
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"Palin didn't need Greek columns. People react to her because they believe she represents what the Greeks established" |
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Vegas strip club holding a $10,000 Palin lookalike contest for strippers -- complete with swimsuit and debate segments |
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Florida county ignites controversy in striking new program to smoke out voter fraud: "No match, no vote" |
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If you're a guy that asks a Presidential candidate a good question and have tax liens, expect to get smeared. If you're the treasurer of a Presidential campaign and have tax liens, expect a pass | (140) |
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"When I touched the screen for Barack Obama, the check mark moved from his box to the box indicating a vote for John McCain," Yeah, funny how those machines always favor one side | (153) |
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Rich people voting for McCain have no heart. Rich people voting for Obama have no brain. Ultrawealthy people voting for McCain are outnumbered by their peers two to one. Wait, what? | (172) |
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The McCain campaign wants you to remember that Obama admitted to drug use, because it probably ruined his brain. At the same time, please forget about pill-popping Cindy McCain |
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"Joe the Plumber", "spread the wealth", and ACORN are narrowing Obama's lead |
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Tens of thousands of Iraqis take to the streets to jubilantly celebrate the new US/Iraq pact. Or cry out to the heavens for death to their infidel dog occupiers, one of the two |
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Four ways McCain went wrong |
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McCain is using the same robocall firm that helped smear him in 2000 |
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Following Michelle Bachmann's comments, opponent Elwyn Tinklenberg raises nearly $60,000 in one night of donations |
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"Any politician who has taken on Bill and Hillary Clinton's national political machine and won should not be underestimated" |
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The story behind the famous McCain "swamp creature" photograph after the third debate |
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"The McCain team must be pinching themselves: they can hardly believe their luck that the Democrats have attacked an everyman and prolonged a dangerous storyline. The only question remaining: will they keep it up?" | (425) |
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Political scientists discover robocalls are useless and annoying. Still no attack ads for cancer |
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Kirk Douglas urges youths to vote, look up who the hell Kirk Douglas is on Wikipedia |
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People too stupid to read what they're signing say they were tricked into registering as Republicans |
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Fri October 17, 2008
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Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Batshiat Crazy) wants the media to root out anti-American congressmen | (521) |
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Sarah Palin believes there are "Pro-American" parts of the United States of America, and some parts that are not "Pro-American" |
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Clinton news network purges the last of the infidels, sends Glenn Beck to Fox |
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Megain McCain promises to get a "live free or die" tattoo in an "undisclosed location" if her Dad wins NH |
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John McCain: "I'm proud of the people who come to our rallies." Here's a montage of the people he's so proud of(some Not safe for work language) |
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Liberal talk show gets all emo over a Joe the plumber debate, walks out while on live television. Mocking hilarity ensues | (87) |
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Not to be outdone by the Chicago Tribune, LA Times also endorses Barack Obama for President -- their first ever Democratic pick as well |
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Fat man assaults middle aged woman holding McCain sign. Forget classy, stay non-violent democrats |
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University of Nebraska-Lincoln students near revolt over Bill Ayers keynote |
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Chicago Tribune endorses Barack Obama, first time it has endorsed a Democrat in its 161 year history |
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Barack Obama picks up the crucial Al Bundy endorsement. No word from his fellow New Market Maulers |
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Headline "voters souring on McCain while Obama stays steady" Which is either wildly inaccurate or Bob Barr is headed to one helluva showing |
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Bush explains rescue plan to Chamber: "Like I'm gonna be all dressed in camos, ya'see? And I'll jump through the window, do a roll and be all like PEW PEW PEW." |
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Reporter gets taken down by leg sweep at Palin rally. Cobra-Kai students wanted for questioning |
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Hitler, Stalin, Marx, Mussolini, Castro, Obama? | (229) |
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McCain solidifies his position in Florida. The Comeback Mac is living up to his name again |
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Hawaii, the only state with universal child health coverage, is no longer the only state with universal child health coverage because it stopped the program after only seven months |
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The Daily Show defends Joe the Plumber in an attempt to confuse and destroy the PITA once and for all | (145) |
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What you've all been waiting for: Biden/Palin meme thread. Link goes to blank | (277) |
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Networks wondering how to keep election night audience tuned in all night long if the race is over before dinner. Three words: naked Wolf Blitzer |
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The most moving political ad you will see this election cycle |
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Wearing a Palin shirt to middle school? That's racist |
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Headline: "Surveys split on who has lead in presidential race." Article: "Obama leads in every national poll." Guess which version appeared on Drudge? |
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Biden: "We're kind of worried about Joe the fireman, Joe the policeman, Joe the real plumber with a license." OH SNAP |
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Justice Clarence Thomas says there are two ways to be a judge: The first: "To try to see as best we can the framers' intentions." The second: "Make it up" |
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A rundown of the 15 years of pent-up legislative idiocy that will wash over us with a liberal supermajority in Washington |
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Iseman denies affair with Maverick. The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room |
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Bill Kristol secures Elizabeth Dole's Senate seat by predicting that she will lose |
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Sarah Palin is offering to turn over her e-mail for the sum of....15 MILLION dollars |
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The Washington Post endorses Barack Obama |
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Letterman brings up McCain's ties to domestic terrorism |
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Palin's avoidance of press conferences and interviews is "jaw dropping" says Maria Shriver. Considering the size of her jaw, that's GOT to hurt |
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Barack Obama at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner |
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John McCain at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial dinner |
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Sarah Palin's appearance on SNL that was confirmed, then unconfirmed, is now confirmed again for the moment |
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Obama finally comes clean about his background: "I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth." |
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McCain calls JFK assasination an "intervention" (at about 29 seconds) | (113) |
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Self-avowed "McCain hater" arrested for sticking bags of dogcrap in bed of pick-up with McCain-Palin stickers. No word if poop came from pitbull wearing lipstick |
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Thu October 16, 2008
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Which party controls the U.S. House of Representatives? Who is the current Secretary of State? Who is Great Britain's prime minister? Only 18% of Americans can answer all three |
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Waves of RNC robocalls being reported which tell recipients that "Obama worked closely with terrorist Bill Ayers who bombed the U.S. Capitol, the Pentagon, a judge's home and killed Americans" (w/audio) | (352) |
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Gallup: "Today's results show Obama with a two-point advantage over McCain, 49% to 47%, this is within the poll's margin of error." McCain comeback? |
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California GOP group depicts Obama eating watermelon, fried chicken. Organization head says "it's just food" |
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Verizon lied about McCain's cell phone towers, which marks the first time a cell phone company has ever lied about anything |
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Obama labeled beer outselling McCain nearly 4 to 1 in NoCal brewery "alection" |
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Quebec man urges al-Qaida to attack Canada |
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"Pre-Osama bin Biden gun sale" No, really |
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"Can this thing come down to a thousand votes? Or 537 votes again?" said Brett Doster, President Bush's Florida political director during the 2000 election that took five weeks to sort out. "Hell yeah it can." | (40) |
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The complete "Joe The Plumber" video that McCain and Fox News doesn't want you to see. Bonus: Obama actually giving "Joe" six whole minutes of his time | (351) |
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Sen. Chris Dodd is not afraid to announce whose fault the mortgage crisis is: Everyone else but him |
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ACORN responds to Senator McCain from last night's debate: "It is clear for us to see that John McCain was for ACORN before he was against ACORN" |
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John McCain: "I'll freeze government spending on everything except defense, social security, and veterans spending." Yeah, take that NASA and Bureau of Indian Affairs | (209) |
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"Thank God we live in a free country, where you can speak your mind on public issues, without fear that those who disagree will respond by exposing anything you've ever done that you regret or that could embarrass your family" | (261) |
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Talk show hosts make fun of both candidates equally. Just kidding, they skewer McCain at seven times the rate they make fun of Obama |
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Republican operative #1: "Hey, if you shade Osama's face just right, it looks kinda like Obama." Republican operative #2: "Oh snap, that's going out late October, LOL" |
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FBI to investigate ACORN. Says it is also closely looking at Brazil nuts, almonds, hazlenuts, walnuts, pine nuts. Has cleared Corn Nuts of any wrongdoing | (46) |
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And the winner of the debate last night was... The Penguin? |
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Leading in the all battleground states, Obama decides to make an attempt on red states like Kentucky, West Virginia, North Dakota, and Georgia |
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The Village Idiot of the Senate's favorite three letter word "J-O-B-S" |
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Witness in Ted Stevens trial claims FBI psuedo-psuedo-tortured him during investigation |
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Joe the Plumber is a GOP Mole and the October Surprise--AND a member of the Keating family |
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Caught on film: CNN analyst would rather check Facebook, MLB.com than analyze presidential debates |
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We switched this party's hubris with obnoxious overconfidence. Let's see if anyone notices |
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The debate: What they said vs. the facts |
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Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) apologizes for calling his consituents racists. His well-armed, deer-hunting constituents |
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Scotland's first minister will formally ask Westminster for a billion quid bail out today. Same first minister who always said Scotland doesn't need English money |
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Palin as President? You Betcha |
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Joe the Plumber has bigger problems than Obama saying he's going to take his money. He's a Bengals fan |
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US and Iraq agree to Obama's withdrawal plan |
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Not news: Joe the Plumber does not want to pay more taxes. Fark.com: Ohio wants Joe to pay $1,182.98 in past due taxes. Here comes the court docket |
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City finds nothing illegal about campaign sign on private property that depicts a caricature of Obama as a clown with the phrase "no brozos" |
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"Whether workers will retain the right to a secret ballot in union elections is a question that the next president will almost certainly decide, and Obama has already come out in favor of taking that right away." | (183) |
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Yes, Joe the Plumber is registered to vote. And if you keep making dumb accusations, he's also registered to kick your whiny progressive ass |
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Fox News forum on last night's debate. Come for the trolling, stay for the lolwut. (Oct 16 9:21AM - "Obama makes me very nervous in the foreign area.") |
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Apparently still smarting after being passed over for VP, Charlie Crist is having none of the GOP's voter fraud claims |
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Obama opens three fundraising offices each in 18 battleground states -- so donors can give him the maximum amount allowed by law three times each. That's change we can line our pockets with | (70) |
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What do you do with all that campaign cash you couldn't spend on 24 hour commercials? Throw a huge election night party of course |
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ACORN ties together everything wrong with Obama and his policies: Leftist radicalism, redistributionist economic policies, voting fraud, and a key role in creating the mortgage meltdown | (169) |
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"Joe the Plumber" mentioned more times than Iraq in last night's debate |
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Forget pundit opinions, polls, and the like...the real barometer of who's going to win the presidential election is when bookies start paying off on Obama bets three weeks early |
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Tasmanian MP apologizes for masturbatory gesture in Parliament to a rival. Rival responds by running away with fingers in ears wailing "I'm not listening, I'm not listening" |
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Debate watchers poll: By 23 points, Obama was the stronger leader. By 48 points, Obama was more likeable. 80% said McCain spent more time attacking, 54% said he seemed more like the typical poltician. Ouch | (119) |
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Joe the Plumber on the debate: "Obama's proposal scares me because it's just one more step towards socialism" | (142) |
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Joe The Plumber reveals to Katie Couric that he doesn't actually make $250K a year, but was just trying to play devil's advocate with Obama |
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Only one candidate has the stones to challenge John McCain, and that candidate is... Sarah Palin? |
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Gun-toting Governor Palin has women buying up pink hunting rifles en masse |
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DNC continues the silent treatment on a lawsuit by a Democrat forcing Obama to show a valid birth certificate. The case also continues being held up in the system by leftist judges and court clerks | (210) |
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Porn star Teri Weigel for McCain. More proof his campaign is going to the dogs | (70) |
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"Nobody yelled 'Kill Him' at McCain/Palin rally." Sincerely, the Secret Service |
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Obama leaves McCain dumbstruck during the third debate |
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Wed October 15, 2008
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The cool thing about running for president? If cell phone reception sucks at your house, you can ask for your own personal tower |
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It turns out John McCain does have a shred of decency left after all |
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What does Bon Jovi have in common with the Foo Fighters, Heart, and Jackson Browne? Not just that they all suck, but they all wish McCain would stop using their music at his rallies | (99) |
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Presidential Debate, Part Three. Official thread. Who wants to buy a T-Shirt? |
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A lesson in democrat's grasp of the issues: "So who are you voting for?" "Obama." "So do you think Obama made the right choice in choosing Sarah Palin as his VP?" "Absolutely" |
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♫ Real men of genius ♫ ♪ Here's to you, Mr. Ultra-conservative "dutifully compiling an enemies list of actors whom they refuse to see in a movie because they disagree with their political beliefs" | (97) |
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Canada's 2008 election sees lowest voter turnout in history as nearly 10 million eligible voters cried out "screw it, eh" in unison |
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Obama: If all I did was watch Fox News, I wouldn't vote for me either |
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For the first time this election season, CNN polling gives Obama the win |
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Court documents reveal ACORN's troubled history. You know it's bad when even MSNBC is calling these guys out |
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Cheney leaves hospital after doctors use rock polisher to fix defect in his heart |
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Blogger resigns after calling Sarah Palin's prop children a "Prop" |
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Not news: Someone blasts John McCain's campaign. Fark: It's John McCain's brother |
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Having solved all other problems in his country, Nicolas Sarkozy demands investigation into why the French national anthem was booed at a soccer match in Tunisia. Because you know, soccer fans NEVER act like idiots | (33) |
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McCain on tonight's debate: "I want to do about half as good as Sarah did against poor old Joe Biden" |
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Obama campaign accidentally sends pre-debate post-debate talking points to press pre-debate |
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"It's not so much that I left the Republican Party, the Republican Party left me" |
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"Economists agree that two moves by the Hoover Administration deepened and prolonged the panic of 1929 and turned it into the Great Depression. One was raising taxes and the other was imposing protectionism. Obama proposes to do both" | (367) |
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"If Obama wins by narrow margins in states where ACORN has committed voter fraud, then I think questioning whether that fraud had something to do with his win would be a fair question to ask" | (180) |
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T-Shirts calling Sarah Palin a c***? Yawn. Abort Palin bumper stickers? Big deal. Molotov cocktail at McCain yard signs? That'll happen. Boo Obama at a McCain rally? EVERYBODY PANIC |
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You can cross "The View" off the list of shows that don't hate America, leaving "7th Heaven" and "Ow, My Balls" as the only remaining God-fearing, patriotic television programs in America | (149) |
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Canada's election reminds us once against that while a two-party system does have some flaws, the alternatives are no better |
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Iceland resumes stock trading after a three-day halt. Result: 77 percent drop |
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British reporter attends Palin rally, concludes that the "Republican pitbull" is "back on a leash" |
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Organizers of the "Great Schlep" thrilled with turnout, even though most of the Jewish grandparents were already voting for Barack Obama. Oy Gevalt |
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You know that Florida congressman who replaced Mark Foley, but was having an affair? Well, after the publicity of that, more women he was having affairs with are coming out of the woodwork | (148) |
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"No one even meekly suggests that when the panic ends we should leave the rates alone, slash spending, and start paying off what we borrowed. The current medicine is starting to seem a lot like the disease" | (67) |
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And so it begins... Biden stuffing his family's pockets with campaign cash |
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"Friends, Americans, countrymen -- lend me your ears. I came to bury Reaganomics, while praising it." Et tu, Bushie? |
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Dick Cheney experiences abnormal heart rhythm while throwing bags of puppies into a river |
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Obama campaign says that Jesse Jackson doesn't speak for Obama, especially when he says an Obama Administration would dump Israel for a hotter, sexier Palestinian ally |
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12-... 13-... 14-point lead. Ah ah ah |
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After five years, the secret memos from the White House authorizing waterboarding have been found. This is bad news... for Obama |
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Polititians can't dance? Powell busts a hip-hop groove -- just about pulls it off |
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Iceland officals "working day and night" to dig their way out of credit crisis. In related news, "day" in Iceland at this time of year is like eight minutes long |
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Rush Limbaugh blows the lid off of the ACORN/Ayers/Wright/Obama/Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac/African-American militant conspiracy to train blacks to hate America |
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Federal court: Ohio is the new Florida |
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John McCain, I'd like to introduce you to Keith Olberman's pimp hand | (244) |
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Guy shaves Obama's likeness on the back of his head. You don't wanna know where he shaved McCain |
(29) |
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That Democratic Florida congressman caught in a sex scandal? The media will now also have to ignore that Nancy Pelosi apparently lied about when she knew about it |
(90) |
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If Obama loses, black people will burn all the cities to the ground. Its true, because this radio host said it is true |
(294) |
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Hayden Panettiere's new PSA. "He's had affairs with lobbyists, so you'll get f-ed, and he'll get f-ed. Everybody wins. Nobody f-s with McCain." (Not safe for work language) |
(78) |
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Has Joe Biden (D-Old) had botox injections and plastic surgery to boost his image? America decides |
(46) |
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McCain claims Obama supporters call him "terrorist" and say "kill him" at rallies. Wait, what? |
(181) |
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It's over, the election is over, Conservatives win again in an epic show of Conservative strength. Suck it libs |
(249) |
Tue October 14, 2008
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The woman who finally forced McCain to display the minimum human decency requisite for social interaction explains where she learned Obama was an Arab. "At the local library" |
(249) |
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Hillary denies she'll make another run for President |
(46) |
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193 years after the fact, newspaper apologizes for warning that a Jefferson Presidency would lead to "murder, robbery, rape, adultery and incest ", says that he turned out to have a good influence on America | (37) |
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Elect Barack Obama and a filibuster-proof Democratic Senate, and you'll get the New Deal 2.0. Nevermind that research shows the original one extended the Great Depression by 7 years | (293) |
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"KILL HIM". Again. [sigh] |
(283) |
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Yeah, the guy that yelled "Kill Him" at the McCain rally - he was referring to Ayers |
(69) |
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Jon Stewart: Wasilla 99654 is an 'awesome' show |
(58) |
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Pollster upgrades Florida to "Solid Obama" status, admits Supreme Court may change it back at any time |
(222) |
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Release of "W": Before the election. Release of a pro-McCain movie: Mothballed until after the election. Hollywood still pretending both flicks are pure art with no political intent: Priceless | (160) |
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In an article containing numerous spelling and grammatical errors, Huffington Post writer asks, "Why are Americans so content with mediocrity?" |
(92) |
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ACORN's voter registration scam may be a neocon job |
(321) |
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John McCain's hand-picked transition chief used to lobby for Saddam Hussein |
(214) |
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Biden: McCain will regret the attacks on Obama for the "rest of his life" |
(154) |
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Obama was happy to associate with Acorn when it suited his purposes. But now that he's on the brink of the Presidency, he wants to disavow his ties |
(108) |
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Christopher Buckley resigns NRO column after readers cry betrayal |
(276) |
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RedState co-founder votes against McCain: "In the end, I couldn't do it.... Do I believe in John McCain? Not as much as I used to. Do I believe in Sarah Palin? Despite my early enthusiasm for her, now not at all" | (95) |
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Kristol to McCain: "You're pathetic." McCain to Kristol: "No, YOU'RE pathetic." C'mon guys -- can't you see you're both right? |
(116) |
| (Scholastic.com) | |
Obama wins the Scholastic Kids Election Poll. Poll hasn't been wrong in 40 years |
(371) |
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AFL-CIO mailer says Obama will protect jobs and guns, will change the course of mighty rivers with his bare hands, leap tall buildings, return Scott Bakula to his rightful place in time | (91) |
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This year we have two anti-politics as usual candidates...which obviously leads to greater partisanship by the voters. Wait, what? |
(69) |
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The Wall Street Journal, Daily Kos and the rest of the dead-tree media have conspired to cover up the dastardly deeds of agent provocateurs who are following Jon Voigt around with anti-Palin signs and putting flouride in our water supply | (140) |
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"Obama funded extremist Afrocentrists who shared Rev. Wright's anti-Americanism," love for large, puffy haircuts |
(498) |
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Canadians trudge off to the polls today to choose between a douche, a turd sandwich, a clown, a tree-hugger and a Frenchie as a leader. It's your 40th Canadian General Election discussion | (1420) |
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Ralph Nader opens a campaign office in Michigan, where's he's running as the Cosmic Woo-Woo Guru Party's candidate |
(41) |
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Regardless of who wins the election, 84 percent of Americans think the economy is up shiat creek and the boat has sprung a leak |
(53) |
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McCain, brilliant strategist that he is, tells Obama two days before the debate that he's going to confront him on Ayers |
(270) |
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McCain to unveil a new economic plan today, and every day until he gets it right |
(63) |
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Former Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA) not only saw the Fan/Fred trainwreck coming, he held 40 hearings on it going back to 1996. In other news, there was an honest, competent politician in Louisiana within recent memory | (69) |
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These authors think Obama's promises are fairy tales, but I for one am looking forward to owning that promised magic space unicorn |
(120) |
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Air America's solution to economic meltdown: Bring back 70 percent tax rates (no wonder no one listens to their radio shows) |
(138) |
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"We never tortured McCain. On the contrary, we saved his life, curing him with extremely valuable medicines that at times were not available to our own wounded" |
(114) |
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House Pots accuse House Kettles of spending irresponsibly in new stimulus package |
(24) |
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OK, OK, FINE, Obama is NOT a Muslim.... but what if he WAS? |
(388) |
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RNC unveils new bailout plan in the works -- for numerous GOP senators who are about to get crushed in the elections |
(35) |
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"There is a possibility for huge Democratic gains in the Senate, which means Barack Obama could be the most powerful president we've seen since George W. Bush in the years immediately following 9/11, or Lyndon B. Johnson in 1964" | (183) |
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ACORN found to be registering many false voters, including "Mickey Mouse" |
(291) |
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Who does ACORN steal elections for? The Obama campaign gave 800 grand from its many illegal foreign contributions to ACORN |
(128) |
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Not news: McCain campaign holds press conference in Pennsylvania. Fark: No reporters bother to show up |
(120) |
| (DC Examiner) | |
New York Times Obama beat reporters have their innocence shattered: "It is unclear why someone making a political donation would want to enter a false name" |
(76) |
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The folks putting their money where their mouth is over at Intrade, who have proven more accurate than any other poll in the last few elections, now have Obama winning 364 electoral votes | (103) |
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David Frum goes on Rachel Maddow's show and accuses her of ruining the tone of politics | (371) |
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Father secretly changes baby's name to "Sarah McCain Palin." Joe Obama Biden unavailable for comment |
(276) |
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"The McCain campaign estimated the crowd at 25,000 people, but local police and fire marshal put it closer to 12,000" |
(61) |
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Hank Williams Jr changes lyrics of song from pot and booze to McCain and Palin, which makes sense because the latter will need the former come election day |
(68) |
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Obama in my video games? It's more likely than you think |
(103) |
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106-year-old American nun, who has lived at the Vatican for 50 years and last voted for Ike, registers to vote for Obama. JFK says thanks for nothing |
(38) |
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Biden: McCain's attacks are an attempt to distract voters. Voters: What about the Ayers connection? Biden: WHY, WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE BEHIND YOU? |
(105) |
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Who built Sarah Palin's house? |
(198) |
Mon October 13, 2008
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Obama (S-ocialist) tells over-taxed plumber, "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" I'm in yer White Hows, razin' yer taxes |
(450) |
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Obama campaigns door to door in Ohio. Frightened residents flood 911 with reports of a black man standing on their porch |
(222) |
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Palin supporters at rally: "WE CAN'T HEAR YOU". Palin to supporters: "I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest" | (147) |
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The most scholarly, well-written on Sarah Palin's wink you will read today. *wink* |
(42) |
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For being a non-politician, Obama's learning fast as he co-opts plan he called "disastrous" when it was Hillary's, but now is visionary under his economic plan |
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Fark produces a buzz-worthy meme relating to this year's campaign |
(172) |
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John McCain was a big ACORN supporter until a week ago |
(88) |
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By electing Obama we will get 4 more years of 'failed Bush policies'. Now that is change you can believe in |
(134) |
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Obama's "fact-checking" website on Thursday: "Barack was never an ACORN trainer and never worked for ACORN in any other capacity." On Monday: "Ok, fine, he was, but they didn't pay him" | (566) |
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"Dear God, Please prove you are bigger than their heathen Gods by making McCain win. Amen." |
(385) |
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Bush's job approval rating now lower than Nixon's lowest rating, according to a poll that proves 23 percent of Americans aren't paying attention |
(465) |
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Ballot measure would limit ballot measures |
(79) |
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Palin claims she and McCain will end "abuse of power" in Washington |
(201) |
| (Some TaxProf) | |
Hundreds of economists agree that Obama's economic and tax plan will destroy all life as we know it |
(362) |
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Pro tip: If you receive an unsolicited call from an Obama volunteer asking if you would support him, don't tell them why you wouldn't, or you might get a visit from the Secret Service | (303) |
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McCain: "We've got them just where we want them" |
(152) |
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Why both Obama and McCain will raise taxes |
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Bristol Palin's baby daddy speaks to media against Republican's advice, says Obama "seems like a good guy" and "I like him" |
(187) |
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The congressman who replaced Mark Foley is embroiled in his own sex scandal. When did his affair start? When he was campaigning on a morals platform for Foley's vacated seat |
(178) |
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McCain camp finally notices people are reacting negatively to their portrayal of Obama as a baby-eating terrorist |
(439) |
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You know those SAT scores of Palin's that Kos and Wonkette posted? Yeah, well, not so much |
(215) |
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New GOP sales angle: You'll need McCain in the White House as a counterbalance to the inevitable overwhelming Democratic majorities in the House and Senate |
(147) |
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Old and busted: Swift boated by Vietnam vets. New hotness: Swift-butted by Tina Fey |
(90) |
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Sometimes you think the election is being geared to a huge demographic comprised only of stupid people. Other times you know |
(51) |
| (Some Guy) | |
Fifteen newspapers endorse Obama, none for McCain. Sarah Palin cancels her subscriptions, still has 800 papers to read every day |
(44) |
| (Some Guy) | |
Bill Kristol says the McCain campaign is only "mostly" dead |
(114) |
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McCain on Saturday: "We are going to announce a bold new economic policy proposal Monday." McCain on Sunday: "Uhm, about that economic thing. We don't actually plan on any policy announcements in the near future" | (47) |
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"In other words, (Obama's tax credit is) an income transfer -- a federal check -- from taxpayers to nontaxpayers. Once upon a time we called this welfare" |
(388) |
| (Some Guy) | |
"When all else fails, just call the GOP racist" |
(172) |
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"I worked through all of 2008 on the Obama campaign. As a reward, I was given 'VIP' seating to his Indianapolis rally. Check out my seat and view. VIP my ass" |
(95) |
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McCain promises to whip Obama's "you-know-what" -- until he says his name is Toby |
(186) |
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The economy is still going down. Should Congress: A) Stop having congressional sessions on steroids and baseball? B) Ignore the problem? Or C) Try another stimulus package? |
(97) |
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At least 30,000 convicted felons remain on voting rolls in Florida, and are registered Democrat in a two-to-one ratio over Republican |
(113) |
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Why aren't Palin's kids in school? |
(183) |
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Francis Fukuyama, who wrote in 1992 that western democracy became "the final form of human government," writes Newsweek article this week that basically says, "I was wrong. My bad" | (69) |
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