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Sun September 07, 2008
(SFGate) Dumbass Fox commentator thinks that if you were for Hillary, you should vote for Palin, unless you hate women. You don't hate women do you? (164)
(The Smoking Gun) Followup Remember Todd Palin's buddy's request to seal all documents in his divorce case? The request was denied, and the Palins are only mentioned in the request to seal (179)
(Boston Globe) Misc Bush, who is apparently still President or something, tells Congress that there's still time to cave in on one more issue before the election (80)
(AP) PSA Sarah Palin to do her first interview with ABC's Charlie Gibson (316)
(Yahoo) Dumbass McCain touts Palin on foreign affairs: commander in chief of the Alaska National Guard, because some of them have died in Iraq (127)
(Gallup) Interesting McCain's bump is bigger than Bristol's (155)
(AP) Interesting Joe Biden says he looks forward to debating Palin, except for one thing: "I have no idea what her policies are" (155)
(ABC News) Hero McCain says he will include Democrats in his cabinet when he's elected president in November (130)
(Reuters) Followup McCain says Palin will meet with the media as soon as they promise not to ask her any hard questions (181)
(Gawker) Video John McCain gets Barack-rolled (31)
(YouTube) Interesting Obama: "My muslim faith" slip up (311)
(Washington Post) Followup Sorry Troopergate fans: there is evidence that Monegan's firing might have been because he issued Palin a warning for not using a car seat for her infant son, not because he wouldn't fire her brother in law. So there (162)
(Yahoo) Obvious Obama clarifies his answer on abortion being above his paygrade by not giving an answer and changing the subject (249)
(ABC News) Asinine Media ponders the big question of the 2008 election: "Are Sarah Palin's rimless eyeglasses the new Hillary Clinton pantsuit?" (54)
(Princeton.Edu) Obvious Princeton built a website to scientifically predict the November election. You'll never guess what the elitist, snobby, ivory-tower, "should I have the brie or the camembert" Ivy League types concluded (133)
(Wall Street Journal) Dumbass Liberal rag The Wall Street Journal smears Palin's record as mayor. I guess the McCain campaign will be shutting out all NewsCorp access now, too (304)
(Bloomberg) Scary Condi Rice announces that the U.S. is ready to abandon a proposed agreement on nuclear cooperation with Russia. Would you like to play a game? (56)
(New York Daily News) Strange Hi, I'm John McCain, and I'm voting for Barack Obama (41)
(YouTube) Hero Dear Mr. Obama (278)
(Newsweek) Ironic The Republican party has contributed to the decline of family values (85)
(International Herald Tribune) Obvious Canadian federal election to be called first thing Sunday morning. Thankfully, it will feature no stealth Muslims, no pit bulls in lipstick and no one going on about "noun-verb five years in a POW camp" (122)
(Newsweek) Interesting What Hillary should say now: an open letter to the almost-nominee (78)
(Independent) Interesting Kim Jong Il joins Fidel Castro in ranks of world's zombie hordes (134)
(Kansas.com) Obvious Obama flip-flops on his fifty-state strategy (205)

Sat September 06, 2008
(Michelle Malkin) Followup About that list of books that Sarah Palin tried to ban? Fake (223)
(Queerty) Interesting Jesse Ventura's stance on same-sex marriage and gays openly serving in the military (63)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup That story about Democrats throwing their flags away after the convention? Yeah, not so much. Bonus: the story was ginned up by a notorious Fox News propagandist and disseminated by the McCain campaign (302)
(Librarian.Net) Asinine The list of books Sarah Palin tried to have banned from the Wasilla Library when she was mayor. Includes Canterbury Tales, Lord of the Flies, Huckleberry Finn, all Harry Potter books, and Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary (446)
(YouTube) Silly Since Sarah Palin can't use "Barracuda" as her theme song anymore, suggest some new theme song possibilites for her. LGT subby's suggestion (194)
(aljazeera.net) Scary Pakistan blocks fuel supplies to US forces in Afghanistan in retaliation for US raid on Pakistani village killing 20 civilians and 0 Taliban forces. Quick Someone call 9/11 (86)
(Some Guy) Amusing Remember the jet that Sarah said she sold on eBay? Yeah, that Sarah. Turns out she just had another jet delivered. A "freshly painted" one (191)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Bill O'Reilly sends crack squad of camera commandos to harass anyone who points out he changed his mind about teenage pregnancy the second it happened to a Republican (131)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup McCain has now instructed the media that he chose a picture of Walter Reed Middle School on purpose, to highlight his support for something or other about how children are the future (142)
(The New York Times) Obvious In a moment of bipartisan unity, Senators John McCain and Barack Obama will come together at Ground Zero in New York on 9/11 to exploit 9/11 (81)
(Denver Post) Spiffy While Democrats throw flags away, Republicans recycle them (174)
(Philly) Asinine Republicans not welcome in Philadelphia, as city council considers eliminating their seats: "This is already a one-party town." Welcome to the place where American democracy started (169)
(Think Progress) Obvious John McCain promises that his VP pick will be interviewed on Larry King. Before he realizes his pick is a corrupt, book banning creationist who needs three dozen handlers to help her properly deliver an insult (222)
(Tulsa World) Dumbass Sen. Jim Inhofe says Obama's no patriot because he doesn't wear a flag pin. Uh, Jim? Check out McCain's lapel from the RNC. And Palin's. And Romney's. And Thompson's (145)
(Wall Street Journal) Unlikely Obama assures crowd that he doesn't want to take away their guns, startling his Secret Service detail (200)
(The Hill) Obvious Obama, Biden, McCain to appear on This Week, Meet the Press, and Face the Nation respectively. Palin to appear in Fox News documentary "An American Woman", will not be interviewed (431)
(The Daily Show) Amusing John McCain: reformed maverick (123)
(Yahoo) Obvious Pollsters discover that Southern men don't really need Obama around anyhow (185)
(MSNBC) Scary Bombings begin as Bhutto's bubba wins (60)
(AP) Obvious Leading political analyst discovers the heart of Obama's campaign pitch: "Hire me." Which is, amazingly, the same pitch used by EVERY SINGLE CANDIDATE IN HISTORY. Sorry... is there really still two more months of this? (28)
(Some Guy) Video I wouldn't want to be the one debating Joe Biden after seeing this video (273)
(YouTube) Hero Dan Rather to journalists: you're doing it wrong (124)
(The New York Times) Interesting Convention speeches for each party represented as word clouds. #1 word for Democrats "Change" for Republicans "God". Ron Paul "Crazy" (64)
(Washington Times) Sad Sarah Palin's church promotes converting gays to straight. The only gay eskimo in his tribe expected to become even lonelier (129)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Remember the other night when Rudy Giuliani said Obama had "never run a city, never run a state, never had to lead people in crisis"? He said the same thing about McCain less than a year ago (93)
(Snopes) Interesting Wasilla housewife writes email to to friends and family giving the lowdown on Sarah Palin. Asks not to keep it to themselves and not post it on the web. Oops (375)

Fri September 05, 2008
(Radar Magazine) Followup Palin's alleged affair downgraded to alleged flirting that was never consummated (316)
(AP) Cool "Most Clinton backers say Palin's too far a stretch." OMG, she's flexible too? Soooooo hot (193)
(KnoxNews) Amusing Even Republicans can't tell the difference: TN delegates cast votes for "George S. McCain" (148)
(Reuters) Interesting Biden responds to McCain campaign's assertion that "this election is not about issues." Seriously, this campaign has to be a bet between Randolph and Mortimer to gauge the stupidity of the American public (152)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass McCain is winning in the "black people from stock photos found on the internet" demographic (86)
(Yahoo) Amusing The DNC was "a triumph of choreography." Translation: Spinal Tap's dwarves didn't accidentally knock over one of the Styrofoam columns (150)
(Wordpress) Weird Hillary supporters come up with best conspiracy ever: The Democratic primary was rigged for Obama... what for it... by Hillary Clinton (68)
(The New York Times) Obvious George McGovern, 2007 - says he should have kept Tom Eagleton on the '72 ticket. Which makes two defenseless dead guys thrown under the bus by Team Obama/Biden this week. If this keeps up a key Chicago voting bloc will be gone (90)
(The New Republic) Obvious Community organizing sucks, and there's no future in it. - Barack Obama, 1987 (138)
(Gateway Pundit) Followup Turns out the Code Pink nutbar who bum-rushed the stage at the GOP convention had stolen the badge that got her onto the convention floor. Better civil disobedience through larceny (99)
(Huffington Post) Fail Oprah won't let her show be used as a political platform for candidates. Forgets she hosted The Chosen One on her show (206)
(Reuters) PSA McCain edges out Obama with 38.9 million viewers, most of whom fell asleep and left the TV on (763)
(London Times) Obvious What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama? One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy. The other kills her own food (110)
(Think Progress) Followup Congressman still stands by uppity comment. Bonus: he led opposition against renewing the Voting Rights Act, funding investigations into Civil Rights killings (349)
(The New York Times) Ironic Can the super-rich former governor of Massachusetts - the son of a Fortune 500 C.E.O. who made a vast fortune in the leveraged-buyout business - really keep a straight face while denouncing "Eastern elites"? (224)
(Daily Kos) Fail That green backdrop that was used during McCain's speech last night? Turns out it was the front lawn at Walter Reed, but it's not the Walter Reed you're thinking of (775)
(Canada.com) Unlikely Al Qaeda vows more attacks against Denmark, Denmark readies LEGO Millennium Falcon for retaliation (168)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Former Todd Palin business partner (yes, that one) files emergency motion to seal his divorce records (920)
(The New York Times) Dumbass "As a matter of history, it is easier to run as the opposition party if you actually are the opposition party" (168)
(Some Guy) Asinine In McCain's home state of Arizona, Palin's daughters' boyfriend would be a sex offender. But hey it's a private matter, right? (256)
(Right Wing News) Interesting The 20 best quotes from the Republican National Convention (281)
(Anchorage Daily News) Followup Sarah Palin's eBay rating drops sharply on news that she did not sell Former Gov. Frank Murkowski's jet online (165)
(The New York Times) Interesting Congressman Charles Rangel received $75,000 from the rental of his vacation home that he didn't report to the IRS. Guess he didn't learn much about taxes from being chairman of the House committee that actually creates taxes (65)
(TC Palm) Florida The sun will always rise in the east, the seasons will always come and go, and Florida will still be counting ballots (59)
(Politico) Obvious The bounce. It's gone. That sound you hear? The collective 'Oh sh*t' of the followers of The Chosen One (466)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Heart is the latest band to fall prey to Captain McCain's pirate rampage, demand campaign stops using "Barracuda" (249)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious Obama isn't afraid that women will desert him and vote for Palin...and that's why he's suddenly enlisted as many high profile female politicians as he can to stump for him...out of strength, not weakness (235)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious "No one is mocking community organizers in church basements. What deserves ridicule is the notion that Obama's brief stint as a South Side rabble-rouser for tax-subsidized partisans qualifies as executive experience" (481)
(Some Guy) Caption Caption outgoing Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (146)
(YouTube) Sick Video of the 9/11 'tribute' put on at the Republican Convention, and Keith Olbermann's apology for showing it (884)
(My Fox DC) Amusing Vote: Who Does Sarah Palin Look Like? No, Spiro Agnew is not a choice (60)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Cry Hillary, and let loose the dogs of war (65)
(Some Gidget) Amusing PBS "accidentally" exposes actual title of Republican National Convention (46)
(Huffington Post) Followup Palin bikini photos are fake. Somewhere, a talented Farker smiles knowingly, walks away whistling softly (44)
(Some Guy) Stupid Sarah Palin is so experienced the campaign plans to keep her away from the press until the election (185)
(LiveLeak) Video The wrong Palin was chosen (31)
(Some Guy) Cool "Obama & McCain to Make Boobies-Convention Joint Appearance at Columbia University". Ladies and Gentlemen, especially the gentlemen, we can all agree that this is a good thing (31)
(ABC News) Obvious General William C. Westmoreland, err David Petraeus announces that there will be no major troop withdrawal from Iraq in 2008. Surge™ Accomplished (85)
(YouTube) Amusing Barack Obama responds to GOP attacks on him: "I've been called worse on the basketball court" (365)
(LA Times) Followup Sarah Palin's speech watched by 37 million viewers. Expected to beat out Bo Bice and Carrie Underwood in finals (177)

Thu September 04, 2008
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass It took Palin 6 years and 5 colleges to get her 4-year degree (199)
(MSNBC) Obvious If McCain isn't elected, Joe Lieberman can basically put a fork in his political career (125)
(CNN) PSA RNC Day 4 Discussion Thread, Part 2: Cindy, Pawlenty, Brownback, John McCain (2014)
(BBC) Interesting Looking suspiciously like a character from a Michael Mann film, Muammar Gaddafi celebrates his 39th year as ruler of Libya. Is confident that next year will be the year he finally gets promoted to General (15)
(Time) Obvious If Sarah Palin's speech last night felt a little familiar, it could be because it was written by Bush's speechwriter, before a VP nominee was even selected (77)
(GOP Convention 2008) PSA RNC Day 4 Discussion Thread, Part 1: Cindy, Pawlenty, Brownback, John McCain (thread closed, please go to new thread) (2494)
(AP) Stupid Michael Moore giving away his lastest piece of crap for free (338)
(Breitbart.com) Obvious McCain to accept nomination tonight from "town hall" styled stage, a sharp contrast from Emperor Obama's coronation (134)
(Time) Obvious Hockey mom has no intention of telling you what she thinks about the issues, thank you very much (220)
(YouTube) Hero Ron Paul appears on Fox News. Somehow, neither burst into flame (136)
(Politico) Obvious Sarah Palin is a fundraising machine. For Obama that is (547)
(Yahoo) Obvious Poll shows that almost 40% of people think VPILF is more qualified to be PILF than Changy McHope (156)
(Something Awful) Amusing Bristol Palin's baby-daddy sends his greetings to a grateful nation (267)
(LA Times) NewsFlash Lobbyist Jack Abramoff sentenced to 48 months in prison, where he'll be aggressively lobbied for "pork subsidies" (127)
(AP) Interesting No Lovin' for You: Proposal in Maryland would ban sexual relationships between elected officials, employees (54)
(YouTube) Video Fox News reporter pwns US Weekly editor over Palin cover story (171)
(CQ Politics) Fail Georgia Republican: "Those Obamas sure are uppity." Reporter: "Umm, are you sure you want to say 'uppity'?" Georgia Republican: "Yep. Uppity" (288)
(The Weekly Standard) Asinine CNN and Kos: Palin slashed special-needs education funding by 62%. Reality: Palin increased special-needs education funding by 175% (121)
(YouTube) Stupid New York State Assemblyman takes the floor to announce that goat-milking men should be paid more than goat-milking women. Udderly ridiculous (24)
(Politico) Amusing Karl Rove v2000 - "Did you know John McCain has a black baby?" Karl Rove v2008 - "[Tell] the story of his daughter Bridget's adoption from Bangladesh, Rove asked: "Who knows that? Not enough people." (115)
(Reuters) Unlikely McCain (R-POW) says he knows exactly how to capture bin Laden, and will, just as soon as he's elected President. No explanation on why he hasn't bothered to share this exclusive hot tip with anyone for the past eight years (163)
(AP) Amusing Today's massive anti-war rally outside the RNC drew damn near 50 high school and college students (180)
(AP) NewsFlash Jesse Jackson hospitalized with case of malignant irrelevancy (265)
(Huffington Post) Ironic Cindy McCain's outfit cost a cool $300,000. Damn those elititist Obamas (258)
(Delaware Online) Interesting Biden's tale of a drunk driver killing his wife in '72 turns out to be exaggerated by just a kinnock or two (158)
(Some Guy) Asinine AP notes that the media is preparing to "pore over Palin's personal life." What have they been doing up till now -- making up shiat? Oh, wait (1142)
(Some Guy) Obvious Yesterday's RNC speakers mention change dozens of times, Reagan oodles of times, and mention George W. Bush ... well, let's go to the transcripts (170)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Sarah Palin's hometown is caught up in a meth epidemic. If only our politicians could come from places with no drugs or crime, like Chicago (170)
(National Review) Amusing "I want to thank the US media for lowering expectations by portraying Palin as a hillbilly know-nothing permapregnant ditz. How's that narrative holding up? Almost as good as your 'devoted husband John Edwards' routine?" (718)
(Valleywag) Video MSNBC.com catches crucial footage of dancing Republicans (188)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Monday: Joe Biden doesn't oppose off-shore oil drilling. Wednesday: Joe Biden evolves his position and opposes it. Thursday: Joe Biden applies ice to red mark on his butt shaped like Obama's handprint (145)
(CNN) Interesting Obama widens lead in two key states; advisors worry lack of photos of Obama holding a rifle and kneeling next to a blood-spattered animal corpse may cost him in polls (292)
(MSNBC) Obvious Crack investigative journalists discover that the GOP, including voters and officials, is almost entirely white (388)
(LA Times) Interesting Sarah Palin couldn't carry Hillary Clinton's jock, says paleo-feminist Gloria Steinem, who's apparently not dead yet (185)
(Reason Magazine) Scary New horrors unveiled: Palin once attended a Libertarian party meeting. More troubling still, it was at a Denny's (214)
(CBS News) Obvious Fact checking Palin's speech. You may need to close a few applications to load the whole thing (1112)
(SLTrib) Stupid Sarah Palin gives a thoughtful speech about how to combat rising unemployment and restore America's leverage abroad. Just kidding, she's a dog that wears lipstick and she sold a plane on eBay (843)
(On The Hill) Asinine Dems, GOP argue over who has thinnest resume --- will they count merit badges next? (86)
(Some Guy) Interesting The Obama campaign's response to Palin's speech (380)
(The New Republic) Fail "New-clear weapons". Note to campaign staff: When distributing prepared speech text to the press, remove the phonetic spelling that most 4th graders can get by without (116)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Lesson 1, Ms. Palin: Do NOT fark with community organizers (567)
(AP) Followup Fact-checking the RNC Day 3 (129)
(NewsMax) Interesting He may not be a closet Muslim, but he does have ties to the Saudi Royal Family. Mainstream media ignores story in 3..2..1 (106)
(The New Republic) Asinine When a NYC mayor insults big cities, a Mass governor attacks east coasters and a socialite actor mocks cocktail parties you know you are at the Republican convention (42)
(Yahoo) Obvious GOP to the media: Leave the Palin kids alone... so we can exploit them as we see fit (708)
(CNN) Obvious Penn Jillette on politics: "the only way to waste your vote is to vote" (132)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Commander in Chief of the Alaskan National Guard? Turns out, not so much (93)

Wed September 03, 2008
(CBS News) Interesting VPILF for the defense. She shoots, she scores (1024)
(Wall Street Journal) Followup Repubs on open mic did not say the McCain candidacy is over (202)
(CNN) Misc RNC Day 3, Part 2 - Mittens, 9/11, and the VPILF (3683)
(AP) Followup Ted Stevens' indictment is not based on a bunch of spurious allegations -- it's a series of taped conversations (39)
(CNN) Misc RNC Day 3, Part 1 - Mittens, 9/11, and the VPILF (thread closed, please see new thread) (1488)
(CNSNews) Interesting Ron Paul will not support McCain, but hasn't yet decided which third-party candidate he'll back. He'll check with the voices in his head and the magic pixie that lives under his bed, then make his decision (190)
(CBS News) Fail National Enquirer to print story on Sarah Palin's career accomplishments -- just kidding, they've got the scoop on Palin's Extra-Marital Affair with her husband's coworker (253)
(Something Awful) Interesting An insightful, well-balanced and intelligent review of Fred Thompson's speech at the RNC (217)
(Some Guy) Stupid Folks at the Dakota Voice would like to point out that Biden's daughter got arrested but the media hasn't said anything yet. Fark: Article fails to mention the arrest date was over six years ago (62)
(Some Guy) Spiffy McCain meets Bristol and boyfriend, celebrates underage and pre-marital sex (150)
(TwinCities.com) Scary Note to GOP delegates: If a group called the Republican National Convention Welcoming Committee offers you a gift basket and courtesy shuttle -- do not accept it (73)
(Detroit News) Obvious Kwame kwitting (123)
(London Times) Amusing Captain Tiffany Bilderback says Private Track Palin "is probably going to get teased a lot, they will say 'dude your sister is hot' and things like that" (158)
(MSNBC) Stupid McCain campaign demands media stop asking questions about his VP choice; indicates she is not the droid we are looking for (201)
(John McCain) Followup The New York Times retracts its secessionist article on Palin. Author flailing arms around, trying to make it relevant again (39)
(YouTube) Amusing Live mics catch Republican talking heads admitting The Race Is Over (1025)
(Hot Air) Followup Palin slashed funding for a program that helped pregnant teens. And by "slashed" I mean, "increased funding to $3.9M instead of the originally budgeted $5M" (139)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Senator Ted Stevens outraged -- *OUTRAGED* -- to have his phone tapped (105)
(Pajamas Media) Obvious "Obama's paper-thin resume doesn't seem to match up well with his incredibly inflated sense of importance" (354)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Palin is now refusing to testify in her corruption probe unless the bipartisan Senate committee that approved it relinquishes control to an administrative board comprised of nothing but Palin appointees (282)
(LA Times) Obvious McCain publishes an annual list of the most ridiculous pork projects funded by Congress. No less than three times, these lists have included pork that went to a little town in Alaska that nobody had heard of until last Friday (188)
(The Daily Show) Sad Thousands trapped in convention center while their own government ignores their pleas. Not safe for work text on page, url (43)
(CNN) Followup Democrats praise Joe Lieberman for his speech at the GOP convention, congratulating their former VP candidate on his erudition and eloquence and wishing him a pleasant demise in a conflagration (137)
(YouTube) Followup Video of Sarah Palin talking to her church about our divine mission to invade Iraq, the need for Jesus, the gift of prophecy (1534)
(Crooks & Liars) Obvious Not even Joe Lieberman thinks Sarah Palin is qualified to take over for John McCain (88)
(Time) Interesting Good news for the Republican party: Sarah Palin is getting 10 times more Google searches than Joe Biden. To be fair, no one is searching for "Joe Biden bikini" or "Hot photos" though (386)
(Rasmussen Reports) Silly Poll: Voters favor Hillary for president over Palin, 50 to 42 percent. Meaning Hillary wins among people who aren't actually running for president (40)
(NYPost) Obvious "She's the object of the cultural disdain of a left that loves the working class in theory, but is mystified or offended by its lifestyle and conservative values in reality" (378)
(Mediabistro) Asinine Fair and Balanced MSNBC Breaking News crawl: "How many houses does Palin add to the Republican ticket?" (With O'Reilly video response) (118)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting The Palin backlash is a creation of a media that is upset she isn't someone they know already, a Beltway denizen who has "made them laugh with insider jokes at the Gridiron dinner" (321)
(Heritage Foundation) PSA All Congress has to do to allow the resumption of off-shore oil drilling is sit on its hands and do nothing. The moratorium expires September 30 unless Congress acts to renew it (261)
(International Herald Tribune) Stupid Taxpayers, get out your checkbooks: U.S. to give $1 billion to rebuild Georgia (190)
(Wall Street Journal) Scary Palin's husband has a goatee. Is he an evil mastermind from an alternate universe? (169)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing All two black Republican delegates at the RNC are seeking a higher profile (31)
(MSNBC) Obvious Palin is getting advice for her address to Republicans tonight. "Don't say 'pregnant' or 'secede' or 'trooper' or.... You know what, how about you just stand there and not talk?" (625)
(Huffington Post) Obvious "Eight reasons Sarah Palin is more qualified than Barack Obama" (325)
(The Business Sheet) Amusing Right Now: Van Halen can't agree on whether John McCain can use their song (59)
(Marketwatch) Asinine All other Sarah stories Palin comparison to this one (369)
(Washington Post) Interesting An Obama secret meeting with Fox News? It's more likely than you think (59)
(LA Times) Obvious Sarah Palin's family got to make private decisions privately. But her public views would deny that same right to other Americans (134)
(AP) Weird Not quite satisfied with just burning the bridge, Lieberman calls in a B-52 strike, and then nukes it from orbit (72)
(huliq) Dumbass Sarah Palin has experience running a business... a car wash business... into the ground... last year... due to ignoring laws of state... in which she governs (109)
(NPR) Obvious Artist creates image of Obama to help earn money for the campaign. Now he's upset that people are copying the image and profiting from it. Damn this country of opportunity (39)
(Time) Fail Obama says he has the "executive experience" to be president, because he has run for president (122)
(Daily Kos) Cool Obama is about to show Bill O'Reilly what the "No Spin Zone" really looks like (190)
(Townhall) Amusing Fred Thompson on Palin: "And I can say without fear of contradiction that she is the only nominee in the history of either party who knows how to properly field dress a moose ... with the possible exception of Teddy Roosevelt" (89)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Palin pastor problem presents potential pitfalls (79)
(23/6) Amusing McCain's voicemail to Sandra, er... I mean, Sarah Palin leaked (40)
(Yahoo) Obvious "Obama, McCain seen as better prospects than Kerry and Bush." In other news, Scarlett Johansson marginally better looking than Kelly Osbourne (29)
(Washington Post) Ironic Palin slashed funding for a state program benefiting teen mothers in need of a place to live (339)
(The Daily Show) Amusing Jon Stewart introduces McCain's VP choice: "The librarian from every Skinamax movie" (123)

Tue September 02, 2008
(Washington Post) Dumbass McCain Campaign Manager: 'This election is not about issues' (189)
(redstate.com) Asinine The Democrats release Sarah Palin's social security number, her home addresses, and her private phone number (151)
(Reuters) Interesting US urges Russian authorities to investigate journalist's death in Ingushetia. State Department promises to assist in investigation as soon as they're able to locate Ingushetia on map (53)
(YouTube) Fail RNC Chairwoman Jo Ann Davidson: "The next vice president of the United States, Sarah Pawlenty" (117)
(YouTube) Fail "I can assure you, we put Governor Failin through the exact same process that - OH CRAP" (206)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting Levi Johnston to join Palin family at convention, cruise for chicks (153)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Bill O'Reilly: "But here the blame falls primarily on the parents of the girl, who obviously have little control over her" (161)
(9 News) Amusing Finally, what America needed. A clear, concise and easy-to-understand summary of Sarah Palin. By Lindsay Lohan (50)
(Forbes) Interesting Intrade market now estimates a 12% chance for Palin to be withdrawn before election. Speculation would be higher but it's obvious that Palins don't know much about early withdrawal (454)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Video of Sarah Palin debating her opponent in her 2006 gubernatorial election (98)
(National Review) Obvious "When John Edwards's and Jesse Jackson's 'troubles' came to light, nobody asked about proper birth-control techniques. Those questions are reserved for the teenage daughters of female conservative candidates" (498)
(Time) Obvious McCain's campaign has officially pulled out the "sexism" card in response to damn near everyone's questions about Sarah Palin (343)
(Daily Kos) Followup McCain cancels appearance on Larry King Live tonight because of Campbell Brown's pwnage of Tucker Bounds (168)
(FARK) PSA RNC Convention thread, Day 2: Will it last more than an hour today? (2279)
(AP) Dumbass James Dobson of Focus on the Family approves of unmarried teen pregnancy, as long as it's a white Republican unmarried teen (299)
(Some Guy) Dumbass How do you get Sarah Palin out of the news? Give Phil Gramm a microphone (141)
(Salon) Unlikely As mayor of Wasilla, Sarah Palin got $27 million in federal earmarks, or $4000 per resident. But I'm sure they were very rugged, independent earmarks that don't need the government's help (161)
(RealClearPolitics) Hero "Unlike Obama, Palin seems to believe that the Second Amendment means the exact same thing in rural Alaska as it does in the streets of Chicago." (425)
(Breitbart.com) Spiffy Hundreds of Ron Paul supporters rally in Minneapolis to endorse their hero, in the largest collection of nerds, dorks and misfits since Buck RogersCon of 1994 when Erin Gray showed up (310)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Obvious Minnesota pleads with national press to cover RNC: "Hey, media: We've been planning this party for two years. Could you at least stay till dessert? We've already confiscated many buckets of urine. Come back. Please?" (146)
(Miami Herald) Amusing Since no one's paying attention to the GOP convention, Dave Barry sneaks out on the floor and nominates himself. With photo goodness (94)
(The News & Observer (NC)) Obvious Democrats pissed off that "Mallard Fillmore" comic strips don't show the sun rising and setting in Saint Obama's pants while he heals the sick and brings lasting peace to the Middle East (189)
(Hot Air) Obvious Proof Palin was never member of Alaska Independence Party. Suck it, Libs (227)
(Slate) Unlikely It's "almost inconceivable" that 2 or 3 daughters of recent Presidential and VP candidates did not have unplanned pregnancies. Why haven't you heard about it? They all had abortions, of course (108)
(CNN) Obvious "This week the Republicans gather for their convention. For four days, they will labor under the illusion their party is still relevant. It's not." (270)
(CNN) Dumbass Q: What do you call Obama and Anderson Cooper together? A: A wind tunnel (165)
(Sun Sentinel) Obvious Red-white-and-blue-striped dogs, old white people waving flags and the other pomp and circumstance of the Republican National Convention that nobody saw because the media was too busy covering a storm that didn't live up to the hype (326)
(National Review) Interesting Evangelicals respond to news of Bristol Palin's teen pregnancy like Christians. Especially since many of them got knocked up, too (391)
(Daily Kos) Asinine What conservative commentators thought of Palin before she was picked as VP (312)
(Huffington Post) Obvious The reporters who brought McCain donuts apparently do not like being accused of being biased towards McCain (61)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Levi Johnson, Bristol Palin's fiance -- by his own admission a farking redneck who doesn't want kids or farkers. "Ya fark with me I'll kick your ass" (1231)
(Gallup) Obvious The myth that Hillary Clinton supporters will flock to vote for any woman has been debunked (326)
(freerepublic) Amusing Freepers are not taking Palin's daughter's indiscretions lightly -- mainly, they blame Democrats and the media (189)
(YouTube) Interesting Video from Larry King of James Carville's cannibalistic devouring of Rep. Michele Bachman, when she tries to dance around the topic of Palin being unqualified (263)
(YouTube) Amusing Scandalous video: Sarah Palin's cat blatantly ignoring "Do Not Remove This Tag" label on blanket (56)
(LA Times) Obvious McCain's campaign vetted Palin by reading news clippings and Googling her. What could possibly go wrong? (229)
(Newsweek) Sad Cheney goes to former Soviet republic to declare that the United States will fight Russia to the very last Georgian (30)
(News Hounds) Amusing Bill O'Reilly flips out on those evil liberal bloggers (64)
(The Atlantic) Stupid McCain campaign claims they did vet Palin, and even did an FBI background check. FBI disagrees (346)
(Reuters) Hero From the "We're Doing It Wrong in the U.S." Department: Brazil's President Lula suspends entire leadership of Brazil's intelligence agency over phone taps (127)
(CNN) Sad The bad news for McCain keeps coming. Bush to address convention after all (123)
(ABC News) Followup ABC News confirms Sarah Palin was previously a member of the pro-secession Alaska Independence Party (503)
(YouTube) Video CNN's Campbell Brown pwns McCain aide Tucker Bounds (447)
(Daily Kos) Scary Not content to just arrest protesters, police at RNC now arresting journalists for covering the protests (202)

Mon September 01, 2008
(RedState) Unlikely Obama was behind the pregnancy rumors at DailyKos because Obama reads DailyKos (228)
(NYPost) Stupid Just when it looks like everything's going wrong for McCain; Rev. Jeremiah Wright rides to the rescue (109)
(The Atlantic) Amusing "60 Minutes" reporter to Obama: "I know you don't particularly like beer." Obama to reporter: "I don't like beer? C'mon, man" (216)
(The New York Times) Cool U.S. hands control of Al-Anbar province back to Iraq. Bush still rumored to be covering up that the real handover order came from daughter Jenna in June (46)
(Contact Music) Dumbass At long last, esteemed political analyst Sean Combs finally weighs in on John McCain's running mate selection (78)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting To cap off the first 100 hours of her candidacy, Sarah Palin lawyers up in her corruption probe (360)
(Politico) Cool Obama to Press: "People's families are off limits." Must be some kind of secret Muslim plot (347)
(Some Guy) Interesting RNC, now downgraded to a category 1 convention, opening night discussion thread (253)
(Rasmussen Reports) Followup First post-DNC and Palin selection poll shows the Secret Muslim ticket leading the Babygate ticket by 3% (595)
(CBS News) Amusing Obama on 60 minutes: "The Republicans don't govern very well. But, they know how to campaign" (132)
(538.com) Interesting Political Analyst Nate Silver of 538.com analyses "five somewhat controversial positions that [Vice Presidential pick Sarah] Palin holds, and their standing in the American electorate at large." (108)
(National Review) Amusing "Dick Cheney has been put through the journalistic wringer. For Barack Obama it's been more like a journalistic shampoo, facial and massage" (62)
(Washington Times) Fail Dear Obamab@obamaforamerica.com: We have recently raised $600,000 for your presidential campaign. Please send US $10,000 service fee via western union so we can transfers your funds (27)
(hillaryis44.org) Unlikely Hillaryis44.org releases a well thought-out article on the philisophical differences of Hillary and Palin. Bonus: over 600 rational comments (108)
(Fox News) Dumbass Fantasy: "I told Congress 'thanks but no thanks' on that Bridge to Nowhere". Reality: "It's clear that Congress has little interest in spending any more money on a bridge between Ketchikan and Gravina Island" (47)
(National Post) Fail "So this is the future of the Republican party you are looking at: a future in which national security has bumped down the list of priorities behind abortion politics, gender politics, and energy politics" (51)
(Daily Kos) Followup 'Babygate' is back. Daily Kos debunks the debunkerer's debunking (140)
(Telegraph) Interesting Dutch withdraw their spy from Iran ahead of "impending U.S. attack." In related news, the swamp Germans have spies (135)
(MSNBC) NewsFlash Bristol Palin pregnant with second child (3253)
(Guardian.com) News Japanese Prime Minister resigns, citing 29% approval and weakening economy. You know what other current leader has a 29% approval rating and weakening economy? (119)
(Mercury News) Obvious Hurricane Gustav is the first gulf storm to ever create a storm surge in Minneapolis (17)
(Boston Globe) Amusing Professional wrestler Chris "The Skunk" Antal has his public access cable TV show cancelled by the Mayor. Issue to be settled in a Cage Match at Summer Slam Labor Day (6)
(CNN) Dumbass Don Fowler apologizes for "joke" about Gustav. Good thing he doesn't believe in a vengeful god (47)
(Daily Kos) Strange Kos has moved on to a new conspiracy theory. Palin is a secret member of an Alaskan group whose goal is to infiltrate major political parties and secede from the United States (177)
(Politico) Asinine McCain's manager criticizes Obama for criticizing McCain's political positons during Gustav. Plus, for 5½ years in a Hanoi prison, John McCain wasn't able to criticize his opponents' political posiitons during a hurricane (57)
(MSNBC) Amusing Putin saves a TV crew from a tiger. Offers to save McCain from that Alaskan cougar that's been following him for a few days (117)
(Daily Kos) Stupid McCain staff decides that now might be a good time to investigate this Sarah Palin guy they keep hearing about (180)
(London Times) Scary Russia plans to follow-up their invasion of Georgia with a re-invasion of Afghanistan. Red Heat II: Kabul Boogaloo (50)
(Some Guy) Ironic Former SNL castmember Victoria Jackson, on politics: "Obama bears traits that resemble the anti-Christ and I'm scared to death that un-educated people will ignorantly vote him into office." (210)
(YouTube) Amusing Mmmmm, Danish: Kierkegaard '08 (22)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Can we please shut up about this now - DKoS debunks own babygate sillyness (459)
(Reuters) Scary Another Russian journalist critical of the Russian government dies of severe sudden bullet infection (135)
(Some 2006 Survey) Stupid Palin on "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance: "If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me" (309)



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