| Despite what the Democrats are trying to tell you, drilling for off-shore oil will NOT lower your gas prices | (101) | ||
| Newspaper publishes pro-Obama letter to the editor, after editors remove all mentions of Obama from the letter | (48) | ||
| (Hope Change Rinse Repeat) | Obama fesses up he wouldn't have nominated Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court because he lacked exp-DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT whew | (171) | |
| Add Republican golden child Bobby Jindal to the list of veep prospects who, when asked, cannot name a single reason to vote for John McCain | (44) | ||
| That story McCain told to last night's forum about the guard drawing a cross in the sand? Turns out it was probably stolen from Alexander Solzhenitsyn | (119) | ||
| Russia, on Georgia withdrawl: "If I would ask you in response to the same question how fast the American forces can leave Iraq, for example, the answer would be as soon as we have guarantees for peace and security there" | (304) | ||
| Farker ChrisFrap debuts his first campaign ad | (74) | ||
| If Obama surrendered to Clinton's convention demands, can we trust him with foreign policy? | (97) | ||
| Tom Ridge says he believes Republican voters would accept a pro-choice VP candidate, also says he thinks those rednecks in Georgia really did find Bigfoot | (68) | ||
| "Connect-the-arrow" ballots seem to discriminate against left-handers, obviously a sinister plot | (34) | ||
| While the media talks about the non-existent feud between Hillary and Obama, they are missing the real fight - the top two GOP contenders for VP hate each other and aren't afraid to show it | (38) | ||
| Howard Dean rips GOP as being the "white" party. Alan Keyes looks nervously around the room | (136) | ||
| McCain responds to a 2% lead in Colorado by proposing legislation that would send more of Colorado's water to California. Guess how that turned out? | (107) | ||
| Sen. Obama gave a thoughtful answer as to why he is pro-choice. Just kidding, he said answering that question was "above his pay grade" and refused to answer. On live TV | (755) | ||
| John McCain steals from Gore playbook, claims he invented Wi-fi and mobile phones | (58) | ||
| (Washington Note) | Barack Obama would never throw his most respected military voice under the - THUMP - oops. Sorry, Wes | (89) | |
| Chairman of gay hookup site forced to resign from company board after his donations to McCain campaign become public. Not that there's anything wrong with that | (50) | ||
| Half of House Dems may vote Hillary at convention. Uh-oh | (133) |
| Taking the high road, Obama faithfully follows his campaign finance promises. Aw heck, just kidding, he serves up yet another facepalm | (345) | ||
| Pelosi softens, wouldn't mind a good drilling | (66) | ||
| The Justice Department has proposed a new domestic spying measure that would make it easier for state and local police to collect intelligence about Americans, share the sensitive data with federal agencies and retain it for at least 10 years | (39) | ||
| Russian General threatens nuclear strike against Poland. Cold War II officially begins | (392) | ||
| ExxonMobil funding pretty much every upcoming political debate. Whoever uses the word oil the most, and electric the least, guranteed more air time. Oil | (28) | ||
| McCain announces $27M raised in July; biggest month of the campaign. Obama's campaign not available for comment since they are looking for a bigger warehouse | (112) | ||
| GOP Senate campaign chief optimistic about chances of Republican majority after November election. Just kidding... he says he'll be lucky if his party can hold its losses to two seats | (86) | ||
| McCain is losing it: Claims he never filed a lawsuit for which court records list him as the plaintiff | (118) | ||
| The worst political ad you'll see all year, from any candidate, in any race, in any district, in any state, on any level | (68) | ||
| Attention Virginia: now that you insist on electing Democrats, you no longer qualify as a state that gives Vice Presidential experience. Wyoming's Department of Looking at Rocks still in GOP hands, still qualifies | (42) | ||
| Joe Klein - "With his 'Country First' slogans, repeated 'Obama would rather lose a war than a campaign' mantra, and no response to the Corsi smear book, John McCain has officially sold out to win the White House" | (202) | ||
| Fox News puts on bombed 12-year old Georgian girl to badmouth Russia. Except she's South Ossentian. "I'd like to thank the Russian troops for helping out." Dead air | (166) |
| (TimesUK) | McCain's ten worst jokes. Surprisingly, "I am ready to be president" not one of them | (110) | |
| After defaulting on her mortgage six times in eight years, Rep. Laura Richardson (D-linquent) has asked that the house be declared an official public nuisance | (35) | ||
| Conservatives: The market is tanking due to fears of an Obama Presidency. Reality: Wall Street has donated more to Obama than to McCain | (75) | ||
| Media last week: We've got Obama fatigue. Media this week: Obama's on vacation, we're not seeing him enough | (42) | ||
| (Some Guy) | They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until they're back in the White House | (320) | |
| Sen. Ted Stevens (R-obber) accepted a free generator to protect him from horrors of Y2K. In other news, Ted Stevens owns electrical devices | (56) | ||
| Fiscal conservatives decry plan to pay for their drunken-sailor spending and to prevent gigantic debt with communist China from coming due | (239) | ||
| McCain's son served on the auditing board of a Nevada bank, until he abruptly resigned, for "personal reasons." A week later they reported a $62 million quarterly loss, and may be seized by the Fed | (93) | ||
| The authors of the Left Behind series think that Obama is probably not the anti-christ. Truly, their wisdom is a gift to us all | (398) | ||
| Obama campaign releases specifics on pickpocketing plan | (408) | ||
| No, Barack Obama cannot heal the sick, I know because Snopes says so | (79) | ||
| (Talking About Politics) | "Edwards' strategy was breathtakingly cynical. Not to mention-to quote him-'egotistical and narcissistic'. By comparison, Richard Nixon's Checkers speech was Churchillian in its dignity and honesty." | (27) | |
| John McCain chastises congress (he's in congress) for taking recess (he hasn't been at work in months) while regular folk (he's speaking in Aspen) pay $3.75 a gallon for gas (gas is $5 in Aspen) | (83) | ||
| John Edwards' political action committee paid mistress $14,000 for 100 hours of videotape. Probably could have found it for free on YouPorn | (24) | ||
| (ABA Journal) | Actual headline: Lawyer who paid rent of Edwards' mistress 'shocked' to learn of affair | (79) | |
| Conventional wisdom: Corporate welfare. Reality: The US has the second highest corporate tax rate in the world | (211) | ||
| John McCain's threats of war against Russia are making it hard for people with real jobs that are actually involved in the situation to do anything | (88) | ||
| John Kerry for VP? Don't rule it out too quickly | (80) | ||
| "It ought not to be necessary to point out the differences between Saddam Hussein's Iraq and Mr Saakashvili's Georgia, but for those blinded by moral relativism, here goes" | (345) | ||
| (Prospect.org) | If you vote for Obama, your penis is only as big as a tire gauge. If you vote for McCain, your penis is the size of a mighty oil rig -- thrusting, PLUNGING into the ground. Difficulty: This guy is dead serious | (52) | |
| John McCain blames his love of ABBA on being shot down in Vietnam: "A lot of my taste in music stopped about the time I impacted a surface-to-air missile with my own airplane..." War IS Hell | (70) | ||
| Joe Biden, the human rain delay of politics, gets a speaking slot at the Democratic convention. Fark political junkies and Steve Trachsel vow to watch the whole thing | (27) | ||
| When bribery, skull-cracking, and gerrymandering fail to produce the desired election results, there's always the tried and true method of burning a llama fetus | (12) | ||
| GOP: Hey young evangelicals, vote for us. Young evangelicals: No, I don't think so. Start acting like real christians and we'll talk | (126) | ||
| Once again The Daily Show demonstrates why the news media sucks so badly | (86) | ||
| Obama Nation is predicted to become a bestseller this weekend, despite discussing his military service in Vietnam | (159) | ||
| Not to be outdone by the Georgian journalist who was shot in the arm yesterday, the Geraldo Rivera of Turkey is shot in the eye outside Tskhinvali | (44) | ||
| (Some Guy) | If it says Libya Libya Libya on the label label label you must take lawsuits lawsuits lawsuits off the table table table | (64) | |
| Jackson Browne thought he needed a doctor for his eyes when he saw McCain's campaign ad using his song 'Running on Empty', introduces him to some lawyers in love with copyright infringement settlements | (81) | ||
| "Dancing Queen"? Number one of all time? Really?? I'd have guessed, "Star Spangled Banner." I mean, he knew Francis Scott Key personally | (39) | ||
| Control tower tapes show the diversion of Obama's plane to St. Louis last month was serious; "we would like to declare an emergency and also have CFR (crash equipment) standing by in St. Louis". They even called in Rex Kramer | (172) | ||
| Old and busted: pictures of Kerry windsurfing. New hotness: pictures of Obama bodysurfing | (63) | ||
| Baracky takes on Clubber McCain with the help of Apollo Clinton in Baracky II | (26) | ||
| Gorbachev: "You started it." Georgia: "Doodyhead! Hey, what's that on your head? Doodyhead!" | (15) | ||
| Russian state media reporting that the Georgian conflict was orchestrated by the Republican party to stop Obama from being elected president | (291) | ||
| Currently judging by donations, the United States military endorses Barack Obama for President of the United States. Why does John McCain hate the troops? | (81) | ||
| Man whose US immigration notice was sent to the wrong address is detained with untreated spinal cancer until he dies, denied access to his wife and children | (207) |
| Q&A with Bob Barr: "I'm not sure one could find a more simplistic response to a problem in the world than McCain's response to what's happening [in Georgia.]" | (62) | ||
| Obama swiftboats the swiftboater: Releases "Unfit for Publication", a 41 page point-by-point rebuttal to 2004 swiftboater Jerome Corsi's new anti-Obama book "The Obama Nation" | (437) | ||
| Affair to threaten whatever it is John Edwards does for a living | (24) | ||
| (Common Dreams) | John McCain knows America needs a bigger enemy then a ragtag group of terrorists. Since we owe China too much cash, Russia will have to suffice (tinfoil optional) | (85) | |
| Draft opinion from Federal Elections Committee says McCain did not break law. Obama lets out sigh of relief knowing he won't have to deal with pardoning his old ass | (19) | ||
| "Jesse Jackson's convention streak in doubt." He's way too old to be running around naked anyway | (23) | ||
| In what's sure to be an inspirational boost to the Obama campaign, Hillary votes will be counted at the convention for an hour until Obama squeaks out a 50.5 to 49.5 majority for his party's nomination | (124) | ||
| Facebook allows users to change their middle name to "Hussein" in Obama solidarity protest. Name changes to "Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad" still not allowed | (420) | ||
| Al Franken's Senate opponent's utility bills were small enough, cheap enough, and gosh darn he didn't pay them | (81) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Congressman claims that trees contain 40% crude oil. Wants to start cutting down national forests to solve the oil crisis. Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? | (223) | |
| Today's Democratic Congressman overseeing a subsidy for a development group he's a member of comes to you from Rep. Heath Shuler (D-ie, Batman, Die) | (78) | ||
| Goldigging Obama and McCain campaigns are charging at least $7 for yard signs that used to be free | (101) | ||
| President Bush urged to get tough with the Russians by threatening to not let them ferry us into space any more | (107) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Is John McCain secretly a woman? | (46) | |
| Obama's hillbilly half-brother threatening to derail campaign | (41) | ||
| (Prospect) | Give 'em hell, Dubya | (81) | |
| John McCain gets a "D" rating from veterans groups, which clearly should be excused because he is a war hero | (105) | ||
| Georgian President to McCain: Put up or shut up | (343) | ||
| "Putin's swift and decisive action in Georgia reflects precisely the sort of decisiveness that America requires." Putin 4 President | (35) | ||
| The number of GOP Senators running for re-election who won't be attending the Republican Convention is now 8 | (16) | ||
| Oprah wants Obama to accept the nomination without Oprah drawing attention from him. Thanks Oprah | (16) | ||
| U.S. gives the green light to make oil out of anything. Yes, anything. "With minor changes in the agricultural and forestry products... you're looking at five billion barrels of oil per year." | (75) | ||
| If you were thinking that Pelosi would have enough spine to continue to stand up against off-shore drilling you were thinking wrong | (247) | ||
| The media has spoken. The Georgia conflict is good for McCain | (188) |
| McCain's disastrous bumbling campaign has pulled within 5 points of Obama in the solid blue state of Pennsylvania | (341) | ||
| GOP senator quits McCain's campaign, probably because of how great everything is going for McCain | (38) | ||
| The U.S. government is looking for new ways to punish taxpayers for engaging in environmentally and fiscally responsible behavior | (49) | ||
| Fox News breaks the story on Colin Powell endorsing Obama, but not without mentioning Rev. Wright | (100) | ||
| Seven reasons Paris Hilton should be President | (47) | ||
| Georgia: "We are handing over our ports and airports to US military control". US Gov: "Wait...what?" | (284) | ||
| (StiffRightJab.com) | Bob Barr praises California Supreme Court decision to protect rights of home schoolers, speaks of dismantling wasteful Dept. of Education | (142) | |
| McCain sends Joe Lieberman and Lindsey Graham to Georgia, tells them not to return without a golden fiddle he can use against Obama | (52) | ||
| Denver police build "Gitmo on the Platte": A warehouse full of cages and barbed wire to house arrested protesters at the Democratic Convention | (278) | ||
| Elizabeth.. ...I'm.. ....haaaaving.. ...annnn. ...affairrrrrrrrr | (76) | ||
| The RNC sends out an update about Obama seeing "The Dark Knight" and eating popcorn. Who would you rather have in charge, the biggest celebrity in the world or his creepy stalkers? | (101) | ||
| Denver doesn't have enough limos, so some Democratic bigwigs will have to make it around town by foot, bus or self-powered hot-air balloon | (38) | ||
| Nader plans rally at Republician convention to demand that McCain debate him over a pancake breakfast | (30) | ||
| What's in it for T. Boone Pickens to run all those ads touting wind power and natural gas? Subsidies, if a CA initiative passes, and water rights related to his wind farms in TX. And who else is invested? Nancy Pelosi | (109) | ||
| Obama camp: "McCain votes with George W. Bush 95 percent of the time." McCain camp: "Oh yeah, well... um... Obama voted with Bush NEARLY HALF of the time" | (80) | ||
| Surely, the fact that John "Maverick" McCain's chief advisor on foreign policy has been paid hundreds of thousands to lobby for Georgia has nothing to do with the hardline anti-Russia stance McCain is taking | (317) | ||
| That thing about Hillary being the keynote speaker at the DNC? She's welcome to do that for herself, in front of a mirror, while Mark Warner is tabbed for the official position | (34) | ||
| Washington Post editorialist appalled that the media run stories about race any time race is brought up in the presidential election. Decides to fight back by writing an article about race and presidential politics | (71) | ||
| Appearing on the "Colbert Report" proves to be a donation bonanza for Democratic candidates, while Republican candidates essentially gain nothing | (53) | ||
| During the DNC, Al-Jazeera will spotlight Colorado town where Coors is brewed. Once again showing they'll do anything to make the US look bad | (191) | ||
| Obama probably won't win in a landslide ... or he might ... or he might not. This article can't decide | (60) | ||
| Websites connected to the John Edwards scandal keep disappearing. URL = Unavailable Rielle Link | (9) | ||
| Apparently copying and pasting from Wikipedia will get you a staff position on McCain's campaign AND a $200,000 lobbying contract | (23) | ||
| Bill O'Reilly suggests Ann Coulter makes her living by being mean and nasty, then she melts down | (139) | ||
| Fidel Castro turns 82* today | (147) | ||
| Lieberman says Obama has not always put country first, and by "country," he means Israel | (85) | ||
| Much like the Mythical Unicorn, the Obamacan has never been seen or photographed | (144) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Congressman has been in DC so long he forgets what district he lives in when he sets up his campaign offices. Oops | (14) | |
| Alan Colmes grows a pair, chastises Fox News talking heads for ignoring McCain's admitted infidelity | (209) | ||
| (Black Men For McCain) | A Conservative African American extolls the virtues of John McCain...just kidding, he biatches that there are no "African Americans for John McCain" tee shirts | (40) | |
| "It seems there's no getting around the fact that some Republicans simply like Barack Obama" | (103) | ||
| MD senator helps pass legislation to collect money to enforce the Do Not Call registry. Now his son is sued for $500m under legislation. That's gonna make Thanksgiving dinner awkward | (80) | ||
| Since McCain's campaign is failing on virtually every level, perhaps it's time for him to start listening to Clinton's advisors | (173) | ||
| Chicago streets are congested and gas prices are at all time highs. So it only makes sense that the Chicago PD replaces their Crown Vics with Chevy Tahoes | (136) | ||
| McCain says that oil pipelines in Georgia are critical for US energy independence. Unless he's talking about the no-book-lernin Georgia, "independence" does not mean what he thinks it means | (94) | ||
| WA state GOP candidate has 'Macaca' moment when he sends goons to rough up a camera man at a 'press' conference | (151) | ||
| Mike Myers forces YouTube to pull McCain's "dreamy" ad for using his "Wayne's World" clip without permission. Schwing | (149) |
| (AlJazeera) | Whowodathunk'it Aljazeera is blaming US for the conflict in Georgia | (77) | |
| In a rare victory for the 4th Amendment sure to be shot down in the name of "freedom" next week, Ohio circuit court rules against warrantless searches "except in the case of emergency." | (75) | ||
| In only four of the last 20 presidential elections has the shorter candidate won | (117) | ||
| Stephen Colbert speaking at the DNC. How could this possibly go wrong? | (67) | ||
| Former Rep. Jim Leach of Iowa was among a group of Republicans who said they were crossing party lines to support Obama. "We do need a new direction in American policy, and Obama has a sense of that" | (80) | ||
| McCain says all Americans back Georgia in struggle, urges others to wear onions on their belts to show their support like they did in the old times | (82) | ||
| McCain camp denies plagiarizing Wikipedia in Georgia remarks, claims he's still a foreign policy expert [citation needed] | (30) | ||
| Attorney general: "Not every violation of the law is a crime." At least not when you're a Republican | (169) | ||
| Barack Obama gets his most appropriate endorsement yet: From the Communist Party of the USA | (86) | ||
| Republican Congresswoman: We don't need environmentalists, because Jesus already saved the planet | (135) | ||
| What proved that the Habbush memo was a forgery? Not only did it say that Mohammed Atta had trained in Baghdad and that the "shipment from Niger" had arrived but it also has a postscript that said "Joe Wilson's a dick" | (84) | ||
| AG Mukasey says that nobody involved in politicizing the hiring process will face any criminal consequences. Instead, they will face the wrath that DOJ inflicts on all the innocent people they investigate: Bad publicity | (151) | ||
| Politico refers to Harry Reid as "a darling of the left," proving once again how the Beltway is here, and reality is one of those faint specks you see in the sky at night | (28) | ||
| There are more "contractors" in Iraq than U.S. troops | (47) | ||
| Americans' concern over global warming cools as a result of less media hot air | (87) | ||
| One, ah ah ah. Two, ah ah ah. Three, ah ah ah. Four, ah ah ah. Four young white women in McCain's attack ad. Now let's count the ulterior motives. One, ah ah ah... | (443) | ||
| Guess who thought the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears ad was really great? Mark Penn | (44) | ||
| Vote buying at its worst, courtesy of Mr. Obama | (326) | ||
| Obama wins the Jacksonville, FL presidential straw poll. No chance this goes green, but stop by anyways to check out the comments of Florida voters concerned about a secret muslim being elected President | (69) | ||
| The McCain sex scandal that was a non starter actually had lots of bonus bribery stuff just now coming to light | (65) | ||
| In a surprise ruling, judge concludes that first amendment protection must also be extended to Christians | (401) | ||
| (Foolocracy) | It's Florida. It's an election year. Time to point and laugh. Democrats may forfeit Florida's electoral votes to McCain | (121) | |
| Israel offers Palestinians 92.7 percent of the West Bank. Palestinians refuse, prefer to wait until even more of their land is built over | (836) | ||
| Bill Richardson (D-oh) has just the thing to stop the war in Georgia: A strongly worded UN resolution. "Apparently Richardson was ambassador to the UN for 19 months without noticing that Russia has a Security Council veto" | (172) | ||
| (CQ Politics) | 2004 conventions: Where are they now? | (53) | |
| Experts (Republican strategists) express concern (bitterness) over foreign dollars (terrorist funds) being donated online (at six times what they're getting) to presidential candidates (Obama) | (75) | ||
| (Some Guy) | The DNC Keynote Address just got more monotonous and shrill | (104) | |
| Georgia: Hey, guys. Just because Russia says they stop bombing us doesn't actually mean they have stopped bombing us | (269) | ||
| Joss Stone to sing Barack Obama's presidential campaign theme. Reports that she's been planted by John McCain to sabotage his rival's campaign yet to be confirmed | (65) | ||
| Obama: "No possible justification" for Russian offensive -- other than that Georgia attacked first, that is | (127) | ||
| Bush to "relax" protected species rules, by allowing developers to decide on endangered status instead of scientists. Fark: Really | (522) | ||
| If you thought the presidential election couldn't get any more insane, Alan Keyes comes through by comparing John McCain to AIDS | (41) | ||
| Citing inconsistencies, Fox News wonders if John Edwards really had an affair or if we all have been duped | (32) | ||
| In a vortex of idiocy, Cindy Sheehan qualifies to run against Pelosi in November | (71) | ||
| (Some Panda) | Court decision finds Association of Christian Schooling courses "inadequate to provide analytical and critical thinking skills." Academic freedom, indeed | (336) |
| Rev. Jeremiah Wright to release book and go on promotional tour in October. God damn the timing | (154) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Bush says forcible regime change is "unacceptable in the 21st Century" | (166) | |
| (CQ Politics) | Not news: McCain gives speech on Georgia conflict. News: He plagiarized several parts. Fark: Plagiarized from Wikipedia | (119) | |
| Howard Wolfson: "Hillary would have won Iowa if not for Edwards" Exit Polls: "Um . . . that's not true." Howard Wolfson: "Well, who knows what's true? I don't like to speculate on things." | (42) | ||
| Obama's VP will speak on the third night of the convention. The third night of the convention has a theme of "Securing America's Future", which also happens to be the name of Wes Clark's PAC | (151) | ||
| National Enquirer pays up for bogus Ted Kennedy "love child" stories. Somewhere, John Edwards weeps | (8) | ||
| THE authoritative account of the rise and fall of Hillary's campaign as revealed by 200 internal memos and emails | (52) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Obama and McCain vying for the one endorsement that will surely give them the presidency: Angelina Jolie | (41) | |
| New McCain ad thrashes about wildly trying to find a message, going everywhere from Elvis to Bono, sex appeal and auras to Taco Bell and even Wayne's World. Party on, John | (258) | ||
| Media: McCain is loved by veterans. Reality: McCain is quickly losing their support | (122) | ||
| Obama will let cell-phone users know his choice of vice presidential candidate by text message. McCain to fire up his telegraph in response | (82) | ||
| Iraq to sign billion-dollar oil deal with China. Mission accom... wait, what? | (95) | ||
| "A nation that uses one-quarter of the world's oil while possessing less than three percent of its reserves cannot drill its way to happiness at the pump, much less self-sufficiency" | (82) | ||
| Obama admits Gaza truce success. McCain slams back by calling him presumptuous | (48) | ||
| Author manages to employ every single anti-Obama smear known to man in less than 1,000 words while simultaneously disowning his son-in-law for being a liberal. Ain't politics great? | (88) | ||
| A side-by-side comparison of McCain and Obama's health-care solutions | (110) | ||
| McCain says one of his first acts as president will be to recall to government Tom Ridge, national security genius behind the color-coded terror-alert chart | (57) | ||
| McCain upset that Obama's position on Iraq acknowledges reality and is based upon the advice of military professionals on the ground in Iraq | (90) | ||
| Vice President Cheney urges Georgia to shoot Russia in the face | (18) | ||
| Why conservatives are happier than liberals: Social and ecomonic inequality doesn't bother them | (421) | ||
| (Foolocracy) | Felons are the new swing voters | (170) | |
| IOC to China: Your security forces at the Olympics are scaring people with stony faces and need to smile more. China to IOC: HAHAHAHAHAHA | (52) | ||
| "After they had spent time together in the room not having sex, he told her, 'Let's bring in your infant that I am not the father of, I would be happy to caress the adorable little child that I did not sire'" | (214) | ||
| Michelle Malkin thinks we should call Russia's bluff and defend Georgia militarily, just like what's in them Tom Clancy stories | (301) | ||
| Newly obtained documents prove Barack Obama wants to kill your children | (191) | ||
| Obama and McCain: "CELEBRITY CELEBRITY BOO HOO WAAAHH ARRGHH." Voters: "WTF?" | (76) | ||
| Hillary's camp offer their sympathy and well wishes to John Edwards. Just kidding. They blame him for costing her the nomination | (132) | ||
| Do you lack motivation? Are you lazy? Do you fail to commit to and achieve goals? Do you have a history of overindulgence and attitudes of entitlement? You may suffer from "affluenza" | (59) | ||
| Tom Clancy's 2001 video game "Ghost Recon" has U.S. Special Forces deploying to Georgia to fight Russian invaders in August 2008 | (61) | ||
| New reason Obama is a hateful elitist: He went to vacation in Hawaii instead of Myrtle Beach | (205) | ||
| Obama campaign manager sending email to supporters hinting at a VP choice this week. That ought to keep the speculation at Bayh | (43) | ||
| When cougars attack: The trollop lashes out at the cancer patient. Kitty has claws | (31) | ||
| Fox News' Chris Wallace displays his huge cajones as he breaks from the company line and tells the truth about John McCain's lies, catching McCain spokesman totally off guard | (141) | ||
| Bush says that he cannot see any problems in America. The real story here is that the first journalist ever to put forth the idea that America is having problems to Bush is Bob Costas | (84) | ||
| Cheney: "Russian aggression must not go unanswered, and that its continuation would have serious consequences for its relations with the United States, as well as the broader international community." Great. Just great | (525) | ||
| The best animated portraits of every single American president, set to music, that you'll see all week | (48) |