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Sun June 08, 2008
(Baltimore Sun) Spiffy John McCain: ABBA fan (31)
(the interwebs) Stupid An affront against science: Your pet's name reveals your Presidential candidate preferences" (69)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Lindsay Graham, a top McCain surrogate, admits that McCain white house would "absolutely" be an extension of Bush. But...but...maverick, climate change, straight talk (55)
(Politico) Obvious Analysis: Some say McCain's temper could be a pancakes to his campaign (94)
(Some Guy) Obvious Christians ought to spend less time worrying about the government's role in helping the poor and more time helping the poor (191)
(Huffington Post) Amusing And the latest target for right-wing manufactured outrage is ... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ...John Cusack (53)
(News.com.au) Spiffy Laura Bush visits Afghanistan, dodges sniper fire, brings home new blankets for the family and pets (35)
(Politico) Asinine Aw geez, not this shiat again (136)
(Think Progress) Amusing McCain campaign is now claiming that Barack Obama will represent a third term for George Bush, a claim so deranged and ludicrous that not even Douchebag of Liberty Bob Novak is buying it (256)
(Some Pollster) Obvious The most thorough explanation you'll ever see of exactly why Hillary Clinton lost. It's her amorality (47)
(Chattanooga) Interesting Wanted: Strong Democratic Southern governor, with excellent budgetary track record, solid support from both parties, and successul work with state healthcare issues. Please contact the Obama campaign today (187)
(Daily Kos) Interesting The Abramoff scandal widens as a new target rolls over and threatens the campaign of John McCain (221)
(YouTube) Amusing Bill O'Reilly sends one of his ambush "producers" to do an attack piece on Bill Moyers and learns a lesson: don't fark with Bill Moyers. Pwnage ensues (150)
(Newsweek) Sad Hillary now faces biggest challenge of her career: Crushing trauma from losing a close race. Says Jimmy Carter: "When you lose you will get depressed. I mean seriously depressed" (264)
(The Register) Unlikely UK legislator says the UK is not a surveillance society, then smiles for the cameras, goes back to work (13)
(Guardian.com) Asinine Clinton supporters in Appalachia ready to vote for McCain due to their concern about Obama enslaving white people. Really (333)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The wife U.S. Republican John McCain callously left behind. When Ross Perot considers you an opportunist that takes some doing (161)

Sat June 07, 2008
(Telegraph) Asinine British police forced to call in van from 60 miles away to transport prisoner across the street because making him walk would violate his human rights (28)
(FARK) Sad Fark 2001: "I just paid $1.85/gallon for regular unleaded. Ri-goddamn-diculous." Sad trumps amusing (188)
(Dayton Daily News) Spiffy Ohio Department of Taxation sends bills to residents who bought cigarettes online to avoid paying taxes. Good thing Americans have never protested taxation of stimulating products made from dried leaves, like tea for example (56)
(Think Progress) Obvious Those 50 permanent military bases we are building in Iraq belong to the Iraqis. We're just going to pay them rent so we can stay there and protect our oil (71)
(Honolulu Star-Bulletin) Ironic Hula dancers from Obama, Japan to dance in Obama's hometown (38)
(Daily Kos) Unlikely John McCain's first general election ad declares him to be anti-war, even though the only wars he has ever opposed in his entire life were the two brief military excursions launched by President Clinton (264)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Al Franken wins the Democratic nomination for Senator of Minnesota. Cause he's good enough. He's smart enough. And doggone it, people like him (126)
(MSNBC) Dumbass When John McCain is asked how he feels about Bush breaking the law with wiretapping, he says "it's ambiguous." Wrong answer McSame (151)
(London Times) Interesting Revealed by genealogists: Maternal ancestors of Barack Obama once owned slaves (138)
(NYPost) Interesting Don't sell your Escalade just yet, here comes the big oil price drop (128)
(NYPost) Stupid NYC Mayor wants to ban bicycles on the subway. This will end well (32)
(Think Progress) Interesting John McCain's chief economic advisor says McCain will balance the federal budget by 2009, 2012, 2017 or never (32)
(Some Idiot) Dumbass "Pour a glass half full with Coca-Cola. Then top off the glass with water. Take a sip. Is it Coke? Of course not. Then why do the newspapers refer to Barak Obama as a 'black candidate?' He is no more black than he is white." (248)
(STLToday) Ironic Opponents of Missouri House candidate Michael J. Colona want voters to know he also works in the gay porn industry, question why he didn't use a fake name comprised of his childhood pet and the street he grew up on (58)
(Clintoned in the Boobies) Followup Your Clinton Concession Thread - get-cher popcorn, peanuts, hot dogs, beer here (1136)
(Salon) Obvious Media moguls forced pro-Bush, pro-war narrative. Hey, look... there's an elephant in here (99)
(AP) Asinine Americans get the pork-loving Congress they deserve: "The House committee alone has 23,438 earmark requests before it, so many that its Web site for accepting requests froze up" (48)
(AP) Unlikely Bush weighs new measures to help stimulate economy. Ending ungodly expensive overseas wars apparently too obvious (39)
(Salon) Asinine After the release of the Intelligence Committee report with definitive proof that the Bush administration lied about WMD, let's take a look at what the pundits said about Clinton lying to the public about a brief extramarital affair (147)
(Seattle Times) Cool Activist judge says that the state of Virginia has to obey the law, even if it means the entire state will be consumed by fire and then slide into the ocean (61)
(The Atlantic) Interesting If McCain wins but Obama gets the popular vote, will Americans call for the end of the Electoral College? (420)
(Time) Sad The military's solution to the stress of repeated tours and harrowing ordeals much like that of the average American: pop some pills and don't call me in the morning (63)
(Google) Interesting McCain would like to see a man on Mars. A man named Obama (62)
(Yahoo) Obvious The good news for the RNC is that they raised at least $500,000 more than they thought they did over the last few years. The bad news is the RNC just learned why it's not a good idea to have just one accountant (25)
(SeattlePI) Weird Actual Headline: What if Hillary had been at the Alamo? (61)
(YouTube) Hero Bob Barr on the Patriot Act: "drive a stake through its heart, shoot it, burn it, cut off its head, burn it again and scatter its ashes to the four corners of the Earth." (271)
(Fox News) Stupid Neil Cavuto offers *FREE* campaign advice to Obama and McCain, who totally give a crap what he thinks. Bonus: He begins by reminding us how awesome he is (78)

Fri June 06, 2008
(SFGate) Interesting McCain '08: Hell hath no fury like 10,000,000 women scorned (293)
(London Times) Interesting Bob Dylan says Barack Obama will do for this generation what baby boomers did during the 60's. Here's to hoping he doesn't mean Obama will sell his children out and not even get anything out of the deal (107)
(Washington Post) Interesting Obama to Jewish audience: "Israel must remain undivided." Obama to CNN: "Well....". The Audacity of Hype (122)
(MSNBC) Obvious Congress continues to pursue a single digit approval rating by packing 11,000 earmarks into the federal budget (89)
(Asporina.com) Video You may be surprised to learn that Hillary Clinton still has a way to clinch the Democratic nomination (88)
(Toledo Blade) Asinine Michigan joins the ranks of the states considering legislation to preserve the academic freedom to present nonsense as Science (838)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Media and voters continue salivating over rumored "whitey" bombshell despite possibility that it is based on a recent political novel (310)
(JTA.org) Stupid Benjamin Netanyahu is considering Karl Rove to run his campaign for Israeli prime minister. I heard that Ehud Olmert wants to force us all to marry gay Palestineans while lying about being in Vietnam (69)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting The Wall Street Journal throws Rep. Don Young (R-Bridge To Nowhere) under the bus. Republican pork-barrellers set to pull him to safety (69)
(Washington Post) Amusing Howard Kurtz explains why the media doesn't want the Hillary drama to end. News editor picks perfectly innocent headline that nobody could possibly misconstrue. Servers, heads to explode at hillaryis44.com in three... two... one... (140)
(News.com.au) Asinine Israeli prime minister says major incursion to Gaza Strip is "looking more likely." Strictly for security reasons, of course, and not because he's being investigated for bribery and facing calls for his resignation (555)
(SeattlePI) Obvious John Edwards rules out VP slot on the news he was never in the running to begin with (68)
(CNN) Amusing Obama threatens large group of white people with violence (143)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The media never gave Hillary a chance. Nosiree. That anti-Hillary bias was all up in there. Oh wait... every single thing the media says and does is captured on tape (108)
(CBS Miami) Florida McCain finally appears before a crowd that's older than him (74)
(Breitbart.com) Asinine Police in Harare, Zimbabwe, release Robert Mugabe's political opponent after detaining him for the second time, but tell him he can't campaign today. Said candidate's spokesman: "Woo-hoo, three-day weekend" (68)
(Daily Kos) Asinine McCain's campaign is now censoring McCain's own speeches on YouTube. This guy wants to be president? (178)
(BBC) Interesting How are Obama and McCain viewed overseas? (150)
(Chicago Tribune) Ironic Since the U.S. military is having such a supply problem, maybe they should consider getting equipment the way Afghans do: Stealing it from U.S. bases (21)
(Daily Kos) Asinine Markos: "McCain's teeth are yellow, old and gross, lol." That would be the fake ones put in after his real ones were ripped out of his mouth while he was a POW. Tomorrow's entry: "McCain sucks at basketball" (185)
(Election Geek) Interesting The top 5 dumbest moments of the Clinton campaign (87)
(LA Times) Stupid Can Hollywood unite to sink Obama's chances in November? Yes it can (56)
(Politico) Followup Obama gets questioned about "Whitey" tape, explains how bad info gets passed around, isn't getting a kick out of these replies (343)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Former GOP House majority leader on Obama: "I have said publicly, and I will again, that unless he proves me wrong, he is a Marxist" (194)

Thu June 05, 2008
(MSNBC) Interesting Barack Obama spending the evening at Hillary Clinton's house. Agenda to include a pint of Ben & Jerry's, a good cry, and a spirited pillowfight (284)
(The New York Times) Amusing Hillary Clinton has graciously decided to allow Obama to pick his own VP (102)
(AP) Dumbass Buckle in...the Dem's ARE going to expire those evil evil tax cuts (229)
(Yahoo) Obvious International Institute of Durrrrr I Like Pudding finds that Bush lied about Saddam's Al Queda links (146)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing All this attention to the Obamas' fist bump upon securing the nomination is distracting us from the real issue - Barack might have grabbed himself some booty right after it, perhaps thinking about his reward later that night (209)
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Congressman Dana Rohrbacher's explanation of why torture is legal uses the word 'panties' no fewer than 8 times in 13 minutes (42)
(Fox News) Stupid Right wing blogosphere asplodes on news that Keith Olbermann owes past due taxes in New York. Olbermann reportedly owes less in taxes than what Limbaugh spends on OxyContin for a weekend (443)
(Talking Points Memo) Cool Howard Dean: Can I keep my job? Obama: YEEEAAARRRGGGHH (167)
(Daily Kos) Interesting In a move sure to get her added to hillaryis44's enemies list, Hillary sends out email to her contributors saying she will support Obama's campaign (186)
(The Virginian Pilot) Obvious Senator Warner's climate change bill may be headed to defeat, because, well, it's stupid (46)
(AP) Obvious McCain to world: Don't Call Me Bush. World to McCain: BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH BUSH (108)
(Washington Post) Amusing Actual headlines appearing on the same page of the newspaper: "Clinton pullout likely Saturday"; "Decline in tenn sex levels off, survey shows". Submitter wants to know if the two have anything to do with one another (110)
(Denver Post) Interesting Democratic Party spends money for Katrina victims on a kegger (45)
(Yahoo) Obvious New poll: 51 percent of Democrats back Obama-Clinton ticket. In other words, the same percentage that have already backed an Obama-??? ticket (167)
(Washington Post) Spiffy "The primaries showed that the U.S. is actually the nation we had believed it to be, thanks." -- Japan, rest of world (215)
(OTB) Interesting Barack Obama plans a 50-state strategy for the fall. Which seven states is he skipping? (149)
(SFGate) Obvious Today's class: How to lose a shot at the VP slot. Instructor: H.R. Clinton (125)
(CNN) Obvious CNN: Black presidents nothing new to Hollywood. "Idiocracy" strangely omitted (323)
(Billings Gazette) Interesting Nutcase 'republican' who has run for election 15 times in 44 years and never won, wins his U.S. Senate race primary (w/ hillarious pic) (109)
(Salon) PSA Salon asks the most pressing question this election cycle: Are you too dumb to vote? (349)
(YouTube) Video Don Henley 1993 "This song is for President and Mrs.Clinton" Dirty Laundry at the Clinton Inaugural Ball, Come for the irony, stay for the rock-n-roll (37)
(Bloomberg) Cool Initial jobless claims decreased by 18,000 to 357,000 in the last week of May, the lowest level in more than a month (68)
(NYPost) Amusing Obama called Clinton twice on Tuesday night, but got voicemail. Dude, just drive over there, park outside her apartment, wait for her to come out -- chicks dig that (72)
(Fox News) Obvious Are your dead people still showing up on voter registration rolls? Well, you aren't alone (252)
(Telegram) Obvious What the supposed Michelle Obama "racist" tape might actually say (168)
(New York Daily News) Interesting What do failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and scorned wife Dina McGreevy have in common? They're both ruining the women's movement (128)
(Wired) Asinine Now that Obama is the nominee, Hillary supporters pull cunning stunt to derail his campaign (474)
(STLToday) Spiffy Retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is developing a video game about the court system (36)
(Newsday) Misc It sucks to be the little brother. While JFK gets a NYC airport named after him, RFK only gets a bridge (50)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass John McCain: Leadership you can Xerox (313)

Wed June 04, 2008
(Media Matters) Asinine Limbaugh calls Obama the Donovan McNabb of politics (232)
(Columbus Dispatch) Stupid Ohio Supreme Court upholds smoking ban in private clubs. Suck it, private property rights (209)
(Politico) Dumbass McCain on Katrina: "I have supported every investigation." Truth: He voted against investigations twice. Choo choo It's the straight talk express (77)
(Breitbart.com) Dumbass Who said this: "40 million American citizens do not have health insurance, the victims of the New Orleans hurricane still have no homes" -- a) Barack Obama, b) Nancy Pelosi, c) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? (182)
(Huffington Post) Cool Senator Obama gets in heated conversation with Senator Lieberman, proceeds to layeth the smacketh down, if you smell what Barack is cooking (125)
(The Atlantic) Spiffy "My grandfather, 86 years old and a veteran of WWII, just gave me a call. He was calling all of his grandchildren to let them know what an important night this was in the history of our country" (178)
(ABC News) News Hillary will not ensue (1268)
(Time) Interesting How to tell when the economy really sucks: The recession is driving illegal immigrants from third world countries back home (39)
(Politico) Dumbass Aboard his private jet on his way to one of his eight vacation homes, McCain once again derides the uppity elitists "walkers" for rejecting his gas tax holiday plan (87)
(Chicago Sun-Times) NewsFlash Rezkowned (225)
(Canada.com) Interesting Bono calls for the creation of The United States of Africa to help with tribal tensions: "Irish people used to always have a little giggle when they would see Americans saluting their flags" (90)
(Dotspotter) Interesting Bill Cinton in MY Gina Gershon? It's more likely than you think (69)
(Slate) Amusing Q. How did West Virginia get a reputation for incest? A. Its residents regularly breed with their siblings (69)
(CNN) Obvious Carter calls Obama/Clinton ticket the "worst mistake that could be made," proves senile dementia CAN go into remission (133)
(Politico) Asinine "This is a nice presidential ticket you got here. It'd be a real shame if someone didn't give Hillary the VP, and end up not being funded by our rich asses" (208)
(Some Guy) Cool South Dakota made one good decision last night... voters approved request to build the first new oil refineries in America in 30 years (88)
(The Daily Press) Interesting Five reasons Obama won, five reasons Clinton lost ... and five differences between Obama and McCain (77)
(Boston Herald) Strange Massachusetts State Sen. James Marzilli attempts to sexually assault a woman on a park bench in broad daylight on a busy street. Police arrive, he gives them a false name, and proceeds to lead them on foot chase to a downtown parking garage (64)
(Yahoo) Asinine Nothing like sour grapes to help ruin a Democrat's bid for the presidency (132)
(BBC) Interesting In his first speech after declaring himself the Democratic nominee, Barack Obama pledges "unwavering support for Israel" (235)
(Time) Amusing Mike Huckabee and Hillary Clinton have a lot more in common than most people think (31)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting George Lucas supports Obama, plans to re-edit campaign footage so that Jeremiah Wright is replaced with Jar-Jar Binks (32)
(Time) Obvious Ah, there's the China that we all know and love (40)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Be careful what you wish for: "Democrats are nominating a freshman Senator barely three years out of the Illinois legislature whom most of America still hardly knows" (220)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious Obama would be insane to put Hillary on the ticket. Signed, A Guy Who Used to Work for The Clintons (218)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Highlights of John McCain's "frighteningly sad" kickoff speech, given to literally tens of enthusiastic supporters (398)
(HillaryIs44) Obvious After last night, HillaryIs44 asks the obvious question: When will Senator Obama concede? (436)
(Some Guy) Interesting In 2000, Ron Paul Predicted our current recession: "The financial bubble that the Fed manufactured over the past decade or two will burst and the illusion of our great wealth will end" (180)
(AZCentral) Asinine World leaders at the global hunger summit dine on puff pastries with corn and mozzarella, pasta with pumpkin and shrimp, rolls of thinly sliced veal, cheese mousse, parmesan risotto, lemon mousse with raspberry sauce, and white wine (575)
(Daily Kos) Obvious CNN analyst says Clinton's staying in due to "deranged narcissism." With video (138)
(AP) PSA Text of Obama's speech Tuesday, as delivered in the convention center where the Republican National Convention will be held. To sum up: I drink your milkshake, I drink it up (224)
(Some SFian) Sad The mighty Cindy Sheehan for Congress campaign continues to draw the crowds she's famous for (56)
(BBC) Interesting British Ministry of Defence accused of a "gold standard cock-up". Sir Edward Leigh says that he's not just taking a piss and promises to take the mickey out of those responsible. Ballocks (47)
(The Atlantic) Asinine Clinton: "I will be making no decisions tonight." Obama: "Tonight?" (339)

Tue June 03, 2008
(AP) Stupid McCain whines that Obama "voted to deny funds to the soldiers who have done a brilliant job". Completely forgetting that he didn't even bother to vote. PANCAKES (192)
(Newsweek) Sick McCain's chief economic advisor plans to ward of recession by having the US take out life insurance policies on all baby boomers (71)
(Media Matters) Dumbass David Brooks: Obama is elitist -- he'd never go to the salad bar at Applebee's. Applebee's: we don't have a salad bar (234)
(Some Guy) Silly Interesting: Bob Barr is running for President as a Libertarian. Amusing: He's going to be on the Colbert Report tomorrow. Scary: Barr's website advertises this as "Barr vs. Colbert" (167)
(Toronto Star) Spiffy "It's called Central Canada and it's time for us to assert ourselves once again" (136)
(US News and World Report) Obvious The media give more positive coverage to the Democratic candidates than to McCain. In other shocking news, beer is good, ice is cold, Hillary Clinton is evil (128)
(Buffalo News) Interesting Clinton says she's "willing to serve" as Obama's VP. Obama can't hear her over the sound of how awesome he is (1647)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Military judge -- removed from a case after he demanded that some kind of evidence of terrorism be presented -- was removed for "manpower" reasons. Apparently, they didn't have enough judges in Antartica (87)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Waxman is asking for transcripts of interviews with Cheney that are about to be mysteriously misplaced (64)
(Some Tax Guy) Interesting Jodie Foster may be the single most important force behind our current system of taxation (43)
(Washington Post) Interesting Is Hillary more like Ronald Reagan in 1976 or Gerald Ford in 1980? (74)
(AP) NewsFlash AP officially calls the Democratic nomination for Sen. Barack Obama (2852)
(Miami Herald) Florida You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, that's tough, because the public defender's office is short staffed right now (34)
(Daily Kos) Cool Hillary's last talking point evaporates as Obama trounces McCain in electoral map polling (256)
(London Times) Stupid Israel is like, totally not going to be friends with Obama anymore if he like, talks to that stupid biatch Iran who constantly gossips and spreads totally untrue rumors about Israel, and like, ya (294)
(Salon) Obvious John McCain has completely reversed his position on warrantless wiretapping in just six months, after realizing that the only thing GOP voters want in a president is someone who insults the ACLU and hates Muslims (137)
(BBC) Misc New Venezuelan law allows warrantless wiretapping and manipulation of the judicial process to favor the government over the rights of the accused. Good thing we live in America, where that would never, ever happen. Right, guys? Guys? (187)
(Boston Globe) Obvious With Obama's coronation all but certain, the media is having its "My God, what have we done" moment (231)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting Canada debates whether shooting heroin is a constitutional right. "We already have a lot of safe consumption sites in the city of Toronto. They're called bars" (29)
(RealClearPolitics) Interesting "White Women Take the Gloves Off." Hey, submitter saw that porno too, but the third in the series, "Hands of Pleasure," was the best (93)
(Guardian.com) Interesting Travellers from 27 countries, including Britain, will be required to register online with U.S. authorities at least three days before leaving to visit America (180)
(National Review) Ironic Now that media outlets are finally figuring out how corrupt Burma is, they want us to break international law and invade (34)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Even Cheney thinks McCain's gas-tax holiday is a terrible Idea, saying: "You're not going to have much of an impact, given the size of the gasoline tax on the total cost of the gallon of gas" (27)
(Fox News) Asinine We would like to thank all of the New York progressives for caring so much by having us pay EIGHT DOLLARS for a pack of smokes (346)
(National Review) Dumbass Obama = Kerry minus the years of service, Dukakis minus the executive experience, Carter minus the religious integrity, McGovern minus the military heroism. Super choice you've made there, Democrats (402)
(CBS News) Asinine From the "Only They Can Be This stupid" Department: FEMA plans to house this year's hurricane victims in their ready supply of trailers. Now, with added formaldehyde (24)
(Reuters) Stupid Hillary: "I'm sort of a day-at-a-time person." Not that we need a long-term thinker in the White House. In related news, Fleetwood Mac releases remix titled "Don't Start Thinkin' About Tomorrow" (45)
(Wall Street Journal) Obvious Obama Barack has released a one-page letter from his doctor. John McCain has released more than 1,000 pages of his medical records. Guess which candidate the New York Times is accusing of withholding information -- go on, guess (third item) (205)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting "Hearsay evidence" law may be passed in order to get Drew Peterson. Nancy Grace will be pleased (40)
(News.com.au) Amusing Politician has multiple orgasms during government speech. And his name's not even Clinton (19)
(International Herald Tribune) Asinine Putin bans political humor on Russian TV. Jon Stewartovich not amused (104)
(CNN) Spiffy Most of the 17 Democratic senators who are uncommitted superdelegates will endorse Sen. Barack Obama for president this week (41)
(AP) Dumbass Bill Clinton responds to a Vanity Fair article, which suggests he's become far angrier since heart surgery, features a stream of invective, including calling the reporter a "scumbag" and a "slimy guy" (40)
(Daily Kos) Amusing McCain slams Obama for being weak on Iran, then promptly proposes the same sanctions Obama proposed a year ago. And it gets worse from there (118)

Mon June 02, 2008
(Huffington Post) Hero In his tell all book, General Ricardo Sanchez said Bush's Iraq War is a "strategic blunder" and that Bush was "confused" when talking about Iraq (336)
(Hot Air) Unlikely The Iraq surge is working. Democratic congressman: Sure it is, because we Democrats forced the president to do it (28)
(CNN) Amusing McCain; "Obama would talk to our enemies". Obama: "Damn straight". Majority of Americans: "We're good with that" (572)
(WV Gazette) Obvious Senator Robert Byrd hospitalized for feeling "lethargic and sluggish." No word yet on why this would negatively affect his ability to function in the Senate (65)
(WSAZ) Stupid Cheney ridicules West Virginia with incest joke, Governor demands apology (126)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Bush says climate bill would raise gas prices 53 cents per gallon by 2030. Clearly, the American people would not stand for such drastic increases (113)
(Canada.com) Cool Canada Backs Obama (718)
(Salon) Asinine Meet McCain's newest advisor- and his opinions about how the Founding Fathers intended the President to have "near dictatorial power." (215)
(The Atlantic) Interesting Hillary Clinton's post-election speech tommorrow won't include a concession, top aides say. She will, however, promise cheap gas, end of the Iraq War, and sneak peak at the new season of "Lost" if elected (127)
(Google) Followup Doctors successfully remove the defective part of Ted Kennedy's brain that was causing him to have seizures, vote liberal (351)
(Election Geek) Interesting HuffPo reporting Clinton and Obama agreed to start combining efforts, Clinton will give speech tomorrow night and suspend campaign (201)
(STLToday) Sad Even a former drug czar is arguing that America's current drug enforcement policies are wasteful and damaging to society. Too bad he was never in a position of power to do something about it (203)
(Crooks & Liars) Interesting Bill Frist ponders what could be if Democrats win in 08 and shudders. A slight decrease in troop levels, a universal healthcare bill that dies in committee, otherwise marginally good governance. *Shudder* (126)
(AmericaBlog) Dumbass Clinton's newest lie: "I have won more states than Senator Obama" If you throw out the results in 38 of the 50 states, that is (219)
(Google) Obvious When even the French foreign minister says things are getting better in Iraq, it's time for the Democrats to revise their all-failure-all-the-time talking points (134)
(AP) Obvious Clinton to go after Obama superdelegates. Oh, really? (112)
(LA Times) Hero Clitnon may lose key supporters soon. Well at least somebody over there has half a brain (72)
(News.com.au) Unlikely Can you guess who is once again warning that a certain Middle Eastern state "will soon disappear off the geographical scene"? Hint: He's thrown in a few "Great Satan" references for old times sake (199)
(Daily Kos) Followup "Whitey" = "Why'd he" (612)
(BBC) News Suicide Art Critic kills 8 outside Danish Embassy in Pakistan (346)
(Crooks & Liars) Followup Scott McClellan agrees to donate some of the proceeds from his book to Iraq and Afghanistan veterans; well, there's a drop of blood in the bucket (39)
(SMH) Dumbass You know you're a special kind of dictator if you fly to Rome for a World Food Summit while your country hovers on the brink of starvation (27)
(Politico) Unlikely Clinton staff members told that Tuesday will be their last day of work (181)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Obama is winning the popular vote. Here comes the math (82)
(CNN) Asinine Clinton airs new ad claiming she has won the popular vote. This "victory" treats Michigan as a legitimate election and throws out the votes from Idaho, Nebraska, Maine, Iowa, Nevada, and Washington. "Every vote counts" (308)

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